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In every hero's journey
there's a test of skill,
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a test of endurance,
and a test of, ugh...patience.
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Yup, life on a ship is a
never-ending series of chores.
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Especially when your ship
is the Mighty Windbreaker.
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Ahh!
It's literally falling apart.
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Awwh.
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Aghhh!
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- Listen up, everyone.
- We're on a new quest!
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To retrieve the infamous
Tide Turner hourglass.
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The Tide Turner?
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The one that'll permanently
grant a wish
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if not reversed by
the next low tide?!
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That's the one.
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I really need
a new hourglass.
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My old one broke and I have
no idea what time it is.
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Okay, night-night.
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Dad, it's morning.
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See!
I had no idea!
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Just think, with Tide Turner
magic we could wish for
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a self-swabbing deck,
or Flap Shack pancakes.
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Oooh.
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Or a new bathroom!
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Uhh, What's wrong
with our bathroom?
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Oh Lana, the legend of the
Tide Turner is nonsense.
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Probably.
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Plus, you don't know how good
you have it on the Windbreaker.
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Look, it's your turn to spin
the chore wheel again!
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Please not
'cleaning the toilet',
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please not 'cleaning
the toilet'...
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You got your wish!
You're not cleaning the toilet!
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You're rubbing the barnaclesoff Hugo's back!
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Could you rub
really hard on the right?
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Those babies are
extra stubborn.
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Why does everything we do
have to be so hard and grueling?
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It's the Windbreaker way.
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There it is!
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The Tide Turner.
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If its magic actually works,
we could wish for roller-skis
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to ride back down the
mountain in style!
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- Pfft. Ha, roller-skis?!
- Heh-ha-heh-heh-ha-heh.
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What are you, twelve?
- Yes.
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Well, riding on hired goons
is the ONLY way to travel.
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Grape me.
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What are YOU doing here,
Hoffenstance?
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Getting the
Tide Turner obvi.
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What? But you don't need the
Tide Turner! You have
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your own ship, and goons,
and whatever that thing is.
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Your Daddy gets you
everything you want!
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Papa does.
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That's why I need to get
the things you want, too!
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Ugh! I wish my life
were as easy as yours!
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Well, it's not, which is why
the Tide Turner is all mine!
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No way! It's mine!
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Oof!
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What happened...?
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Hold up. This isn't theMighty Windbreaker...
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It's the Golden Goose!
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Horatius musthave captured me.
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When I see that spoiled,
little-
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AHHHH! I--I'm-- HORATIUS?!
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I wished for a life
like his...
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and got his
actual life instead!?
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No no no! I've gotta find his
half of the Tide Turner...
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Time for lunch, Sir.
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Oh, thank you, but I
don't have time for--
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--the most delicious looking
pancakes I've ever seen.
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Oh, well, it would be rude
not to stay for lunch, right?
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Where am I...?
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Why is everything so shabby
and not made of gold?
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LANAAA!
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I have to get out of here.
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Huzzah! Sweet freedom!
How do I operate this thing?
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Does it come with
inflatable goons?
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Shhh! Frog, shark...thing.
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Lana? What are you
doing in there?
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I...uh...
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Oh, what's the use
in pretending?
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I am not Lana, I am Heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance
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and I demand to be
returned to my ship at once!
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Good one,
Lana! Oh...
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You've come up with a lot of
wild excuses for getting out
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of your chores, but that's
definitely your most original.
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Now go swab the deck!
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M-me? Swab?
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How does this thing
even work?
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You feeling
okay, Lana?
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Moi? I am my normal
annoying self, Orc Boy.
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Now make like a goon and swab
the deck for me posthaste!
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C'mon mateys! Let's
sing our Swabbin' Song!
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♪♪ I grab my mop,
I take a stance ♪
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♪ swabbing the deck,
I start to dance! ♪
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♪ Slide to the left,
twirl to the right ♪
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♪ scrub the deck so
it shines bright ♪
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♪ With a lunge, and a turn,
and shuffle too... ♪♪
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I don't get it.
They're doing chores,
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but they're happy? Is this...
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...free free free-iend-ship?
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Now THIS is the life.
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Your drink, Sir.
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I should probably be getting
back to my ship, but...
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Quicksand Island!
We're beached! And sinking!
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Don't worry, everyone!
We can get out of here
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if we work together!
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- The Captain never works.
- This Captain does!
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Oh, guess you
don't need us then.
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Hey! Where are you going?
I thought we were pals!
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Hahahaha! Good one, Sir!
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Huh. Maybe Ho-Ho's
life isn't so great.
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Yes! A Distress Fish!
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Awww. It's gonna
be okay, kitty!
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Someone will
come and rescue us.
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Wow. You really don't
care about anything, do you?
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It's nice to see you enjoying
your chores, Lana! Good job!
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Did you just
say "good job"?
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My Papa never tells
me "good job"!
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What? I tell you
all the time, daughter.
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You do??? Um, would it be
okay if we hung out
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and did some
father...daughter...stuff?
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Of course! We love doing
stuff together!
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WE DO???
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OOF!
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Uh oh! Ship has run
aground on Quicksand Island!
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Then there's no
time to waste!
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Come on, Lana!
Let's do some hero-ing!
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You got it, Papa!
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And maybe a game
of catch, too?
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Catch? Oh, it's a
boomerang joke, I get it.
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We don't have much time!
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Gah!! NOOOOOO!
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I'm gonna be stuck as Ho-Ho
for the rest of my
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probably very short life!
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Ohhhhh.
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Dad, quick! Help!
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Uh...Why is Horatius
calling me 'dad'?
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Dad, it's me, Lana!
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The Tide Turner switched
our bodies!
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What!? Is that true, Lana?
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Um...uh...
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Nope! Horatius is
lying as usual.
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I'm the real Lana.
- What!?
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Now let's get back to
our game, Papa! Go long!
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You can't be serious!
He's the one who's lying!
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There's only one way to figure
out who's telling the truth.
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And I was hoping someone
else would know what it is.
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Before we also sink
into the quicksand.
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Hmmm. The only way out of the
quicksand is to anchor the
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Golden Goose to
the strongest point of
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the Mighty Windbreaker:
the main mast.
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And to do that we'll need
an expert boomerang thrower!
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Me? Why do we need to save
the Golden Goose?
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Horatius can
just get a new ship.
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Because it's the
Windbreaker way.
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Um, Right. Okay. Sure.
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How hard could it be
to throw a stick?
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Let me show you how
the real Lana does it.
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I'm sorry I ever doubted
you, Lana!
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No, I'm sorry I ever
wished for a different life.
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I might have to clean toilets
and scrape Hugo's back,
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but I have the best family
anyone could ever wish for!
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Wait wait wait wait wait!
You clean the toilets and
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scrape Hugo's back!?
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EW!! Your life is AWFUL!
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I want my body back!
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And my perfect life
and my perfect--
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Oh, Purrfidious!
Did you miss me?
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Awww! I love you too!
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3, 2, 1...
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HEAVE!
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Phew.
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I'm so glad to be back!
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On my ship!
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Which I'll never,
ever have to clean myself.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I must call Papa
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and get him to hire me a
new crew of faceless goons.
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♪♪ With a lunge, and a turn,
and shuffle too ♪
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♪ It's a swabbing party
with the whole darn crew! ♪
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♪ With a lunge, and a turn,
and shuffle too ♪
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♪ It's a swabbing party
with the whole darn crew! ♪♪
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