Original subtitles

There it is!

The legendary All-Seeing Emerald Eye of the Cyclops!

Too bad we can't get there.

We Longbeards have never been stopped by a little lava.

It's a lot of lava.

I'll make a bridge!

I bet even the emerald eye didn't see that coming.

Losing a quest isn't that bad, Dad.

We've lost four in a row!

Come on! We almost completed that treasure chest mission...

Ha ha! Catch ya later, Sorlak!

So, how do we stop this thing?

We nearly got the golden crown...

Land Sharks have very sensitive hearing.

Turples. They love a high-pitched conch!

Too cute...can't resist... their cuddles...

- There was that other quest. - Remember? Cause I don't.

The key to sailing through the Clashing Clams of Cyranos

is silence. Even the slightest sound will trigger...

Aw! Who's a cute little Turple...

Ow.

Okay, so we mess up sometimes.

Someone once told me mistakes are how you learn.

Sounds like the advice of a chronic goof-up.

It was you, Dad.

Which proves my point!

It's time I hang up my hammer, set course for Ched-iyaq.

I'm retiring after all!

Retiring?!

We can't let my dad retire.

So I made this fake treasure map.

We're guaranteed to win this quest, and my dad's confidence!

Lucky for us, not only am I a chef-doctor-therapist,

I'm also an actor.

This will be the most realistic fake treasure hunt ever!

Because acting!

Hey everyone! Look what I found! A treasure map!

In, er, my helmet.

Alight, a new quest!

C'mon Dad, let's go find some treasure!

Wait a sec. You found a treasure map in your helmet?

Hugo, that's weird, even for you.

Looks legit. It even has an "X" to mark the spot.

I love...treasure.

And I bet we'd meet all sorts of

wonderful characters along the way!

Fine, let's all fail one last quest together.

Woo-hoo! Let's crush this!

But not the failing part.

According to the map,

this is the River of Infinite Riddles...

HALT! I am the Riddle Master!

None shall pass unless the Captain proves worthy.

Let's begin: Who is the best chef on the ship?

I know this. It's Dr. Chopov.

They're the only chef on the ship.

A doctor and a chef?

Perhaps they should be Captain too!

Second and final riddle!

That was fast.

How long does it take to make Dr. Chopov's

delectable Seaworm Souffle?

Uh, I don't know...15 minutes?

15 minutes!? The recipe has over 50 ingredients

and requires 44 frying pans! Do you know how hard--

Ahem!

That question was but correct!

15 hou...er minutes!

You may pass.

Ohhhh no, everyone cover your eyes!

Medusa whale on the starboard side!

I've never seen a Medusa Whale...

Good thing, cuz one look at its serpents

will turn you to stone!

It sounds...

Terrifying, Dad, it's terrifying!

Oh no! Its serpents are attacking!

Whoa!

Don't worry! We'll save you!

Fire the cannons!

Wait, how are you doing this if we're all blindfolded?

Uh...

Your leadership has hammered us into...

such a well-oiled machine

we can quest together blindfolded!

Huh, maybe I am a good Captain...

Storm approaching!

Brace for heavy wind and rain!

The mighty beast is attacking again!

Captain, swing your hammer posthaste!

Haaa! Yaaa!

He did it!

Woo-hoo!

Way to go, Dad! You showed that monster who's boss

and you got us through the storm!

Yeah. I guess I did!

Shhh! Ha ha ha.

The map says the treasure is here

on Skeleton Island! Let's go!

Legend has it that Skeleton Island is home to dark forces

that should not be disturbed...

Or not! Who can remember?

The map says we need to get a magical shovel

by defeating an egg...roll?

It says "cave troll"! Can't you read?

Oh, I can read, can you write?

Ahem.

I am the Cave Troll. This is my cave.

Here is the shovel.

I thought that would be harder.

Me too.

Harder? Uh, say 'please'.

Okay, uh...please?

Here is the shovel.

Ah, here it is! "X" marks the spot!

That isn't where Greta was supposed to bury the treasure...

Yes, I did it!

I've finally found the treasure!

Who dares seek the forbidden treasure of

General Plankovius?!

Whoa, cool effects! How are we doing that?

My Skeleton crew is forever cursed to guard my treasure!

I thought Hugo and Dr. Chopov were dressing up as ghosts...

Now I remember!

Skeleton Island is haunted by a General and his undead crew.

We probably shouldn't be here...

So those are actual Zombie Skeletons?

Looks like our fake quest isn't so fake anymore.

What do you mean 'fake quest'?

Sorry, Dad. We were on such a losing streak

we staged this quest for a guaranteed win to cheer you up.

Wait, you mean I didn't outsmart a Riddle Master?

- Chopov. - Or defeat a Medusa Whale?

- Sprog. - Or meet a Cave Troll?

- And Greta. - Greta. Yeah, that makes sense.

We did it because the Ten Realms needs you, and so do I.

Please Dad, we can't stop questing together!

We've failed a lot of missions.

And we might fail this one too...

You will.

But that just means there's a lot

we can learn from all those mistakes.

- Ready? - Ready.

Ahhh!

What a miss! No wonder you're on a losing streak!

Not for long!

Now we just need a conch shell to defeat the rest of 'em.

Whoever heard of a beach with no shells?!

Stop helping them!

This is all I could find!

Ow!

You know, sometimes you gotta learn from your mistakes

and sometimes you just gotta...

Run!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

No one gets away with stealing my treasure!

Row! Row! Row!

What?

Captain needed the treasure to get his confidence back.

Hahaha.

Just our luck, more clashing rocks!

Don't worry, I got this.

But everyone needs to be very quiet...

- See you soon, bone heads! - Huh?

Woo-hoo!

So we escaped a cursed island, defeated Zombie Skeletons,

and got actual treasure.

Open it!

Another treasure map?!

Woo-hoo! Let's go, we're on a winning streak!

Ya ha ha ha ha!

Yay!

Okay, I really need a bath now.