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We great heroes are always on the lookout for great quests

to prove our worth, test our courage

and challenge our strength--

--which usually come in the form of super slimy Flying Fish.

Blechhhh. Mail's here!

This quest sounds worthy:

"Help, a great stink has taken over my realm!" Oh wait,

I sent this as a reminder to myself to take a shower.

Bo, fire up the hose!

Why is this always my job?

Any promising quests?

Introducing a brand new Flap Shack location!

Oh man, a clam spam!

Iiiiit's the Flap Shack' grand opening in the Forbidden Sea!

First 10 to dock, at 10 o'clock, how lucky you'll be!

Get an ultra-rare "Flap-a-jack" collectible for free!

So set sail on those ships before they're histor-y!

FLAP-A-JACK!?

Dad, Flap-A-Jack is the rarest Flap Shack collectible EVER!

And it's the only one I don't have!

See?! We need to go to the opening of this new Flap Shack!

Please, please, please, please!

No! We are not traveling to the

Forbidden Sea for some silly toy.

But Dad, it's not a toy, it's a collectible!

We are heroes. And unless you have to fight

a killer sea monster for that toy--

Collectible.

--there's no heroism in that quest.

Plus, aren't you a little old to be playing with toys?

COLLECTIBLES! Ugh, nevermind.

Besides I've already found us a much more noble quest!

There's an island that needs our help!

Help with what?

Well, the fish was rather vague, but a true hero

puts others' needs first, whatever they are.

Now let's set sail for the Forbidden Sea!

Wait. This island is in the Forbidden Sea, too?!

Eeee! That's perfect!

Then we can stop at Flap Shack on the way!

On the way...back.

Trust me, Lana. Helping the people on this island

will feel WAY better than collecting some silly toy!

Collectible!

And once we're done on the island,

there won't be any collectibles left to collect.

If it makes you feel any better

you could help me hose down Hugo.

Why would that make me feel better?

I dunno. But it would make me feel better.

Daaaaaad, can we please go to the Flap Shack?

It's right there!

Yes, and we're right here for this important and heroic quest.

Now watch and learn...

Greetings, noble citizens! We have come to assist you.

From what dangerous evil do you need rescuing?

Oh, thank you!

We have many very important tasks to be done.

We have holes in our roofs that need fixing, dirty laundry

that needs cleaning, sandwiches that need making,

our pet kitty-pillars in trees that need saving--

You mean you don't have a...

there's no terrifying monster for us to defeat?

No. But the kitty-pillars can get a little testy sometimes.

That's okay, because a true hero puts others' needs first,

whatever they are. Right, Dad?

Right, Lana.

Alright crew, let's get hero-ing!

Great! The sooner the better!

Flap Shack doesn't open for another hour, so maybe if

we get through these "heroic" tasks fast enough, we really

can make it there before the Flap-A-Jacks are gone!

I'm sure we can.

I mean, how many tasks could there possibly be?

Oooooh so many tasks! This is taking forever!

I can't believe my dad is going along with all this! This is

like the fourth kitty-pillar we've had to rescue from a tree!

I think your dad is just trying to make a point about

how good it can feel to be a hero. Here kitty, kitty.

Nice kitty... Wow, woah!

However, this particular quest feels

neither good nor heroic at the moment.

Exactly! It would feel way better to get my collectible,

and the Flap Shack is sooooo close!

So close that I could take the dinghy

there and back without anyone noticing.

Bo, cover for me! - And lie to your DAD?!

I'll hose down Hugo for a whole week.

Make it two weeks and you have a deal.

Alright, Kitty. You might be testy,

but I'm gonna get you down one way or...

Oh, that's cool... Woah!

I'll just hang here for a bit then.

OK, we have completed your many tasks.

Consider yourselves hero-ed.

Oh, thank you! There's just one more thing...

hehehe we have to evacuate the island

because that volcano is about to blow.

WHAT?? Then why'd you get us to do all that

other silly stuff first?!

Silly? It was to prepare for evacuation! We had to pack

our clothes, save our pets, needed sandwiches for the trip,

and have you seen what lava does to a roof?

Uh...huh...

Well, really could have used that information upfront.

But no matter! For as heroes we will rescue you

aboard our mighty ship! See, this is a heroic quest, eh Lana?

Lana? Bo, have you seen Lana?

Oh well, I mean, like, which Lana?

You know, cause I've-I've met a so many on my travels.

Let's see, umm, Lana, Lana Highchin,

yeah there was Lana Highchin and Lana Kneedimples...

Is that her?

Lana abandoned us to go after that silly toy!?

Hmm, maybe we should get going, too!

This rules! Flap-A-Jack here I come.

That's weird. Their sign doesn't usually say,

"100% Real Flap Shack Location, not a trap."

And Flap Shack doesn't usually move.

Alright everyone! Let's begin the evacuation.

Finally. And I'll deal with my disappearing daughter later...

Um, sir, maybe we should deal with her now?

Lana! Everyone onto the boat!

Actually, I think we'll wait here!

- Hold up. What is that? - A dinghy? Where's your ship?

Ummm... It's on that Island where the rest of my crew

is on a quest. I just stepped away

for a sec to get the Flap-A-Jack collectible.

Ah--hahaha. Say no more. I totally feel you.

I'm a big-time collector too. I collect ships!

Isn't this one a beaut? And check this out!

This guy had a Flap-A-Jack you can have!

He's not using it anymore.

Wait, so the Flap Shack ad was just a trap to lure us here

so you could steal our ship?

Collect your ship. And yes!

I'd do anything for my collection.

And it kinda seems like you would, too?

What? No way! I'm a hero. You're a monster!

Okay, okay. I acknowledge I am a

literal monster, but I'm not the

one who abandoned my crew on an Island that's about to blow up

in order to get a collectible. - What?

Oh no! It was a heroic quest!

And now I'm gonna get your ship cuz they're coming

to rescue you! It's a win-win situation!

Or wait, it's a 'win' for me, 'lose' for you, your crew,

and the people of that island.

But hey, you got your Flap-A-Jack collectible!

Ah, sick! I don't have this model!

Now this is more like it.

You're happy we're being attacked by a giant sea monster?

Beats doing odd-jobs.

Longbeards attack!

- Lana! - Daaaaad!

Are you alright?

No, I totally messed up. You were right.

A real hero would have put others' needs first.

But now everyone's in danger,

all so I could get this silly toy!

Ahem, collectible!

Hey, at least you had to battle a sea monster for it.

That's kind of heroic.

It doesn't feel that way.

But I think I know what would.

- Listen up, Monster! - It's Greg.

Listen up, Greg! You can have this back.

I'm giving up my collection. And I think you should too.

Easy for you to say, 'Miss I've got a boat full of

friends to play with'! I'm a monster of the deep.

Do you know how cold and lonely it gets down there?

Collecting ships is the only thing I've got.

I think I know something that

might make you feel even better...

Oh! Ahhhhh.

You were right, Lana! This is the best!

It's warm and I've got so many pals to hang with!

Slap me some tentacle, buddy!

I'm okay.

So how does it feel to be a hero?

Like I'm ready for another quest!

Mail's here!

Are you tired of the old Flap Shack collectibles?

Agh man, another clam spam!

Then you'll love our limited edition line of Griddle Goonz!

GRIDDLE GOONZ?!

Get our new collectibles at the

all you can eat buffet this afternoon!

You know what, an all you can eat buffet

does sound pretty heroic right now.

Woo-hoo!

But we're just there for the pancakes, right?

Mmhmm!

Sandwich?

For me? Don't mind if I do!

Mmm!