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Behold, your latest quest.
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A race to Sassafras Sea Stack
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to claim theOrb of Eternal Luminescence,
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and claim four pointson the Leader-board!
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On my count, 47, 46,
45 -
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Exsqueeze me! Sorry I'm late,
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good thing these countdowns
are weirdly long, right? Haha.
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Captain Durango,
you're here too? Huuuge fan.
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I've collected ALL your quips.
They're legendary!
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Fan-girl much? So cringe.
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Oh zip it, or that big talk
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will get your small brain
into trouble.
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Add that to your collection.
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Zero! Now make it fast,
and sassy!
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Hey Durango,
why don't you Duran-GO
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take a hike in the 11th Realm?
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Uh, there is
no 11th realm.
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Exactly! Zing!
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You must have been a
barnacle in a past life,
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because you keep sticking
to my side.
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The only thing sticking to your
side is your rustbucket STONK.
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Hey Ho-Ho, what
are you, a trophy?
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Cuz you're dressed in,
uh, gold!
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Haha...zing?
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Guess the Mighty Windbreaker
was named after you,
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Lana, cuz THAT
was a REAL STINKER!
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Better stick to swabbing decks,
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cuz quipping is for
the cool Captains!
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Uh-oh, medical emergency,
Lana's got cringe fever!
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As you see, cringe fever is
caused by extreme embarrassment.
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She'll snap out of
it eventually.
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In the meantime,
we must win this, for Lana,
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and four guild points, cuz we
all know what that means--
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Uh, we'd move halfway
up the leaderboard.
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We'd be average.
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- AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
- AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
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Greta, deploy the
sail and...VAMOOSE!
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Oh, ahem, well new plan,
requisition everyone's socks.
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Dirty or not, we're pluggingthose holes.
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"Yeah, well you
smell of flarfs, Ho-Ho!!"
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...is what I should have said.
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What's happening?!
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Oh sorry, I just came up with
the perfect comeback. Zing!
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No, no, no,
not zing.
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A sassy quip needs
spice, like, um...
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"Hey Ho-Ho, I haven't seen
you sink this low
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"since your last
ship went down."
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No wonder you're a chef,
that was the perfect roast!
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Help me become a real
cool ZINGALINGER!
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Lesson 1: zingalinger
does NOT sound cool.
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And 2: you sure you wanna
do this, Lana?
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It can change
a person forever.
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I'll do anything to get
into the quip club!
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It is...MY DESTINY!
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- Fine, wake me up at dawn.
- Yes!
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So, you wanna learn the
art of the roast?
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The rules are simple: We use
chilies to judge the burn;
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mothers are off-limits;avoid quipping under the belt;
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and NEVER sass above
six chilies.
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And lastly, roasting is NOT
trash talking, it's a fun way to
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throw off your opponent, build
camaraderie, and vocabulary.
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Now put down your
quill and quip me.
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I wanna feel the burn.
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You...look...
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...nice moustache!
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Of course, you're Lana, you
only see the good in people.
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You need to meet someone with
NO redeeming qualities.
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Too bad the one lives
way out in the Mean Seas.
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What if we took a detour?
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Introducing the meanest,
saltiest creature
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the Ten Realms has ever heard!
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Fun fact, he taught
himself to talk
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just so he could zing people.
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Lana, meet...SNUBBLES!
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Aww he's so cuuuute.
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Hey, don't judge a book by
its cover. Although you look
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like you never opened
a book before. ZING!
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Oof. Now's your
chance to clapback, Lana.
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You think you're mean, you're
as scary as a marshmallow.
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And the only thing marshmallows
should be roasting
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are themselves...
Around a campfire!
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Making children all across
the Ten Realms sing
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with gooey chewy happiness!
Can I hug you?
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Uhh, that kinda
ran away from me.
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Maybe Ho-Ho was right,
I don't belong in the Quip Club.
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Lana, never let your opponent
know your insecurities--
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Too late! Ha ha!
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Your self-confidence called.
It's on vacation!
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And you should trade
Junk Imp for a new get-up.
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I mean, what's with
those wings?
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My Grammie gave
me these wings!!
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Aww. Did she give you
her bad taste too?
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KA-ZING!
- GGGGRRRRRRRRHHHH!
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Ha, she's cringing up!
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That's not cringe-fever,
she's going berserker!
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Easy Lana, don't
waste that rage.
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Channel it, into
a killer quip!
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Lana!! You steered
us away from the race?!
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Chiiill, Dad, you're so uptight,
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we could use you
as a topmast. ZING!
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Hah, you seem confident you
know what you're doing.
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I like that.
- Wow, I feel different.
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You think I'm finally
ready to dish, doc?
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There's only one
way to find out!
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DISH! DISH! DISH! DISH! DISH!
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Hugo, did you see a hermit crab
and go 'THAT's my look?'
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Zing!
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And Bo, you put the
orc in orc-ward!
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Ooh!
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Not to mention Greta, who
lost her personality
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somewhere down deep
in a sea trench, hey ho!
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L.O.L. Funny.
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Aw, love ya!
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And now I've gotta leave ya to
chill before my next gig,
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at Sassafras Sea Stack!
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Woah!
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Hey get workin', we
got a race to win!
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Sorry, Cap'n, we're
just not feelin' it.
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We need some Lana-level
motivation,
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but she's busy
meditating on her zing.
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Then here's your motivation:
get to work or walk the plank!
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Fine...you can do it?
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I, er, I...
I believe in you?
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I sense your cheerleading
skills stink as much as
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our sock-sail. Ziiing.
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Lana's right. I can
do better, we all can!
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We could even
be average.
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AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
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That's my crew! If we're
gonna win this,
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we're gonna need an
EXTRA pair of sails.
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Lend me your undies and let's
make the Windbreaker RIP!
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- YEAH!!
- What?
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OH! Shortcut. Hahaha!
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Sassafras Seastack!
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Let's see to it that
our socks and undies
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weren't sacrificed in vain.
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Ships ahoy!
Full quips ahead!
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Remember quips are
meant to be fun--
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Don't worry,
I'll have plenty of fun
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once I've joined the Quip Club!
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HO HO HO!
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Call that a battle cry?
Sounds like Sprog after a nap.
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Ha, ZING!
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Next! Ah, Durango,
the one-person crew.
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I heard even your shadow doesn't
want to work with ya.
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A-zing-zinga-zaah!
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Oh Ho-Ho!It's just you and me!
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Lemme roast ya' in a way your
tiny brain will understand...
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We have a winner. Four points
to the Mighty Windbreaker!
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Yoink! I'll take that,
'cuz my zings got us the win!
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Huh?
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Oh here comes the Quip Club.
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Better dunk yourheads in seawater,
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cuz y'all about to get burnt!
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Huh???
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Relax Dad, Lovejoy's
got as much bite
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as a toothless tuna fish.
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I mean what do you do exactly,
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give random
quests for weird orbs?
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I test the character of heroes,
and you may have won
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the competition, Lana,
but you've lost my respect.
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Aw c'mon, it was
just a joke!
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Oh I get it, you can all
dish but you can't take it
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from the Zingalinger!
Pfft, let's vamoose.
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I'm not sure I want the
'Zingalinger' on my boat,
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but good ol' Lana is
always welcome.
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You went one
chili too far, Lana.
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Maybe take a moment
to de-zing?
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Woo-hoo, you are
the queen of mean!
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But I didn't want to be mean,
I just wanted to fit in.
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Meh, who needs friends
or family when you got me?
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We could be a double act,
roasting the Ten realms!
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No offense Snubbles, but I
joined the Guild to explore
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the Realms and meet all sorts of
cool people, not make enemies.
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Too late for that.
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It's never too late to
say you're sorry.
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Or SIGNAL IT!
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Lana's got another
case of cringe-fever!
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No wait, she's...dancing?!
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Downward-goose,
apology-kerfuffle
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Is she roasting us...with flags?
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No, she's apologising
in semaphore!
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She's saying, "I'm so
so super sorry for being
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"a ginormous, whale-sized
butthead."
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Turn around and sashay into
earnest-puppy-dog-eyes.
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"Short story long, I tried
to be someone I'm not just to
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"fit in, when I'm already part
of an especially average crew."
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Hey, she just called
us AVERAGE!
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Awww...
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Let's get our Lana back,
quit this quipping,
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and let's get questin'!
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ONE OF US! AVERAGE! ONE OF US!
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Ugh, too sweet, I think I'm
getting cringe-fever!
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Hey Dad? For our next quest
can we do an Apology tour?
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Starting with
the Guild.
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Sorry! Soooorry! Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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A million times sorry.
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Aaahhhhhh fine, you're
forgiven!!
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Hehe! Bye.
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