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Ha haaa! Tremble, greaseball!
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For it is I, Lana, destroyer
of deck-stains!
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I'm glad you take
deck-swabbing so seriously,
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but leave the steering to
this salty ol' captain.
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Ok, that wasn't my finest
moment, but I'm gonna need to
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learn to steer one day if I'm
ever gonna be a captain.
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Captain? Haahh,
you're not even twelve!
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Uh, I turned twelve
four months ago.
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Twelve and a half...is
what I was about to say.
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Anyway, you got chores
to do first.
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Have you scraped
off the barnacles?
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- Yes!
- Cleaned Sprog's litter box?
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Yes!
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Given the figureheada dental checkup?
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Yes. I also ironed the sails,
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shined the shields and sharpened
Hugo's helmet.
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So can I steer now?
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...Er, no, cuz,
um...BEARD!
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I mean, you need a
beard to steer.
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- What?
- It even rhymes. Beard, steer.
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A, it barely rhymes, and three,
Captain Hiromu doesn't have
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a beard, and Ho-Ho's
barely got peach fuzz.
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It's a Mighty Windbreaker rule,
decreed by her 1st captain...
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um, Tizbella Hairymug.
But hey, grow a beard
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and I'll let you steer.
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Heck, I'll even let you
be Captain for a day.
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Oh, you're on.
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I'm okay!
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Yo, Bo!
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I need a beard, like the
Great Tizbella Hairymug!
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You know that's not
a real person, right?
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She's not?
Well, if my dad
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can make up a rule,
I can make up a beard!
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Tadaaa!
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A drop of Chopov Chili
Sauce will put hair
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on that chinny-chin-chin!
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Close, but no chin.
I'll grab the shears.
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Don't worry Lana...
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Your dad's probably just scared
that you're growing up too fast,
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but one day you'll be captain,
beard or not.
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Not-sure-what-you-said-but-
thanks!
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Now that's the perfect look
of a young lady on the run.
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What'd you do, roba Flap Shack?
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No, not yet.
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Anyway, I need a beard that
commands authority.
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Like that!
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That one...? Suit yourself.
No returns!
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Lana? I told you,
no beard no steer!
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Delayed effect
from your hot sauce?
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Chopov, you did
it again!
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Hmm, that beard rings a bell...
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We had a deal. Beard? Steer!
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Where to, Cap'n?
...Oh wait, that's me!
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By Poseidon's pinky toe, how
is that even possible...
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Fine. Think you're ready?
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Then go on, while I take
a much-needed day off.
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But be warned,
being captain comes with
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heavy responsibilities,
and daily beard care.
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I'm ok! ...Actually no. MEDIC!
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Here's all our latest quest
requests, Captain!
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I arranged them from boring
to life-threatening--
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Oops, heheh guess we'll have
to sort through 'em again,
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and trust me,
they are NOT fresh.
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Captain Lana! I got a bucketload
of repair bill notices--
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Forget that, I just got word of
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a sale on rutabagas
at the turnip market!
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Queeeeeest!
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Uh-oh, Hugo's got
quest withdrawal.
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Better pick
one fast!
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EVERYONE
TAKE 5!
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Your captain needs a moment
to fish-- I mean think.
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C'mon, get it together Lana, you
gotta show Dad you can captain!
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Arr, heavy be the chinthat wears the beard!
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But I can lead ye toa legendary quest...
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Who said that?
Better not be more crabs!
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Ahoy, down here lass!
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Since when can
beards talk?
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Since the first whisker
sprouted!
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It's an ol'
beardkeeper's secret.
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Huh, that explains why my
dad is always muttering
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into his beard.
So, what's this big quest?
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Break's over! Sails up!
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We're going to Pepper Island
for treasure and adventure!
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Are there rutabagas there?
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As far as you can dig!
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Caaan yoouuu dig it?!
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I CAN. I can dig it, Captain!
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Then let's set sail for, er--
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72 degrees North,
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where
Saltybeard's treasure awaits!
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Hm, did you just say
"Saltybeard"?
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- Why? Heard of him?
- Uuuuuh...Yeah!
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Lana just said his name
two seconds ago, d'uh.
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Raise the anchor!
Hoist the sail!
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- For Captain Lana:
- ALL: VAMOOOSE!!
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And that is how you captain.
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Go us! Go us!
Now beard, break it down!
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Who're you talking
to Lana?
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Uh...haha. It-it's
a beard thang. Hah.
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You'll get it when
you grow one.
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I did. Like all orc babies,
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until they fall off.
You know that.
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Phew.
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HA! I KNEW that beard
was weird!
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Don't worry Sprog, someone's
gonna need to use the
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L'il Windbreaker
room sooner or later.
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Ah!
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Alright, your playtime
as Captain is up,
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now let's get questing!
Wait, where'd you take us?
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Pepper Island, home ofSaltybeard's treasure!
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Just a l'il quest I picked
up while you were napping.
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Not bad, I guess being a
captain is in your blood,
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and your beard!
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So how'd you find
this treasure?
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A little beardie told
me-- I mean birdie!
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Welp, this ain't gonna buy
you your own boat, Cap'n' Lana.
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Huh? What?
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AAAARGH!
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QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS,
MERE MORTALS:
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SALTYBEARD IS
BACK! HAHAHAHAAAA!
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Ah, Saltybeard! I remember!
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The Scourge of the Ten Realms,
who derived immortality from his
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beard until it was cut off...
and now put back on.
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Wow, time is a flat
circle, in'it?
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So your beard lied to me just
to get back to your body?!
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That beard TALKED to you and
you didn't find it suspicious?!
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How was I supposed to know?
It was my first one! And none
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of this would have happened if
you had trusted me to steer!
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THAT'S EXACTLY why
I can't trust you!
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- Uhhhh.
- Chill ooouuut!
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I'll handle Beardy McWeirdy
here with my boomerang.
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Looking for this, deck-swabber?
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- He's headin' to our ship!
- HAHAHAHA!
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Initiate protocol Metalhead
Express!
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BEARD HO!! LET'S GO!!
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AAAAH!!
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Hey Hugo.
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Guys, Lana's beard is evil!
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And so's the rest of me!
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Ugh, can't move. And my handis stuck in somebody's armpit.
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That's not my armpit.
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Not a bad tub! Just what
I need to pillage, sack,
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and wreak general havoc
across the Ten Realms!
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That pirate's gonna
pay for stealing my ship!
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MY ship, of which
I'M Captain of.
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Sure, but this is MY mistake
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so let ME be in
charge of fixing it.
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We've seen enough of what
happens when YOU'RE in charge.
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Now stay here! That's an order!
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Huh?
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Hey Lana!
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Hey bonehead!
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There's one captain too many
on this here vessel!
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Ye got a bone
to pick with me?
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HA HA HAR! Got any more weapons
ye wanna throw at me?
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Yeah, me and my crew!
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Chopov: break out
the maple syrup!!
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Greta, Hugo: barnacles!
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Bo: crabs! No mercy!
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Sprog, fetch!
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Take your best shot, but
remember my beard makes me
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immortal, and you're not but a
smooth-chinned child.
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For now, but she'll make
a great captain one day,
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cuz she might not
get everything right,
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but she never gives up on
her crew, and her dad.
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Oh, and I made
up the beard rule.
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No kidding, Dad.
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Oh no!
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Now let's get that
beard off of you!
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Lana!
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- For Cap'n Lana:
- ALL: Vamoose.
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Ready for your first
steering lesson, Lana?
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You bet! But first I
gotta do my chores.
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The L'il Windbreaker
room isn't gonna mop itself!
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Hey, how dare ye?!
I'm Saltybeard,
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the Scourge of the Ten Realms,
not a loo-scrubber!
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