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As all of questers know,
every warrior is only as great
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as their greatest weapon.
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And I, Lana Longbeard, have
the greatest weapon of all.
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Sorry, were you
saying something?
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I'm just so into this
new issue of "The Confounder".
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He's the superhero
whose power is-
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I'm gonna guess solving puzzles.
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Yeah.
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I was just gonna say,
my boomerang is the coolest.
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Check out this new trick
I've been working on.
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Hey, those were
mine, but, impressive.
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Right? And it can do this too.
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Gross, but also impressive.
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Yep. It's the only weapon
I'll ever need.
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Oh, Lana!
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Guess what? I've decided
you're finally ready for me to
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pass on the only weapon you'll
ever need...the
mighty hammer!
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Uh, thanks, dad, but I've
already got my boomerang.
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What, that toy?
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You mean versus that toy?
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This is a training hammer.
But after a little practice,
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you'll be ready to wield a
hammer as mighty as mine.
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Because you couldn't possibly
want anything other than
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to be exactly like me, right?
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Ha...ha...
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Gather around, Mighty crew.
We have a quest.
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We shall journey to the Isle of
the Arachno Spider Queen,
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make our way through her temple,
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and steal her precious
Amulet of Web Weaving!
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Woah. Epic quest, dad.
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Right? But also, the Amulet
makes the strongest silk thread
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in the Ten Realms, and we really
need it to repair our sails,
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which have seen better days.
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Plus, it'll be a great
opportunity for me to teach you
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a few of my signature hammer
moves, eh, Lana?
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Your hammer is cool and
everything, dad,
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but maybe it's more
your thing than mine.
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Nonsense. The hammer
is our thing.
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Every Longbeard Captain has
wielded one for centuries.
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So why fix
something that ain't broke?
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Unlike our sails, which
are very broke.
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So let's move, people!
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Why do you need a weapon at all?
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Not all of us
have orc strength, Bo.
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You don't need orc strength
when you use your brain.
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That's all The Confounder needs.
And that's all I'm gonna need
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to get past the puzzles in
the Temple of the Arachno Queen.
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A sharp mind is the most
powerful weapon of all.
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Can your mind do that?
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Those are still mine,
but point taken.
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I call this one,
"Monster Mauler"!
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And this one, "Ghoul Grinder"!
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And this one's the
"Demon Destroyer"!
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So I take it your dad
still isn't
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taking your boomerang seriously?
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All he cares about is that
dinky old training hammer,
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which is why I left it
on the ship with Sprog.
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After today, my dad will
see that my boomerang
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is just as mighty as the hammer!
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And this one I call:
"Gentle Summer Rain".
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Just kidding! It's called the
"Enemy Annihilator"!
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Ah, the Temple of the Arachno
Queen. Just as I remember it.
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You've been here before, Hugo?
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Uh...no clue.
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Locked!
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According to these markings,
you have to
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solve a puzzle to open it.
Step aside, everyone.
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The Confounder is about to prove
the power of brain over brawn!
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Haha!
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I see what you mean about
using brain power.
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Aww.
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Hugo's a little headstrong.
Don't worry,
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you'll crack the code next time.
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Watch where you step.
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Temples like these are
filled with booby traps.
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Huh. Wonder what this
button does.
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On second thought,
the picture was pretty
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self explanatory.
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There could be danger lurking
around every corner.
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Take out your training
hammer and do as I do.
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No prob, Dad. Only I'll
use my boomerang instead.
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What? That weird bendy
stick of yours?
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Where's your mighty hammer?
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Mighty? More like moldy.
It's covered in rust.
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That's cuz it's a classic!
I used it when I was your age.
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Well, I'm gonna
use my boomerang.
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Can't you just let me show
you my latest trick?
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No. You're a Longbeard,
and Longbeards wield hammers.
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You won't be needing
this anymore.
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Now look what you've done!
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Me? You're the one who threw my
boomerang. And if you would
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just listen to me, you'd
know it always comes back.
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Aha! These markings on the
floor! It's another puzzle!
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If I can solve it, the walls
will stop closing in.
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If five people enter a giant
spider's lair and set off a
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series of booby traps, only
three people make it out of the-
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Bo!
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Zero people will make it out
if you don't help us.
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Fine.
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Well, that was close.
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Wonder what this button does.
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On second thought, the picturewas pretty self explanatory.
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Oh, great.
Now we'll never find it.
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There it is.
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The Amulet of Web Weaving!
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There are markings
on that plinth!
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Looks like another puzzle
that needs solving, or else--
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Your puzzle solving
nonsense has been just as
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helpful as Lana'sbendy stick nonsense.
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Could we please just
listen to me,
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A.K.A. the Captain, A.K.A. the
person who always
knows best.
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The person who always
knows best, huh?
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Longbeards, attack!
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Get off me!
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The spider silk is
too strong to break!
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I am devastated.
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Hey, dad! Can your precious
hammer do this?
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Child's play!
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Can your bendy stick do
this move or this move?
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Well, how about this move?
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Those are all the same move!
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How dare you? And after
I gave you Lil Hammykins!
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That's the
training hammer's name.
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You know, I always thought you
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wanted to follow in my footsteps
and be just like me!
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Well, maybe I don't!
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Oh, dad. I just meant that--
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The Arachno Queen!
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Ahhh! Humans!
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Gross! Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Yucky!
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Shoo! Shoo! Ew! Get away,
get away, get away!
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Look out! Take the
Amulet, go help the others,
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and get out of here!
I'll keep her busy.
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What!? I'm not just leaving you!
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Can't you do as I say
this one time? Now go!
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We're gonna be stuck here
forever. We've tried everything.
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Not everything, Bo. Look
at these markings.
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Another puzzle!
You think it can help us?
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I sure hope so, Confounder.
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It's a riddle. "What's lighter
than air, but stronger
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"than steel, and is flat or a
triangle or round like a wheel?"
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A sprite's wish? Sprog's burps?
A Flap Shack pancake?
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Spider silk!
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For brain power!
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You did it, Confounder!
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Stronger than steel, huh?
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Oh, gross, gross, gross!
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I thought I had this
place human-proofed!
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Give up, Arachno Queen!
You'll never defeat the Mighty--
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Woah!
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Now you'll stop
squirming everywhere.
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Hey! That's my dad!
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Lana, what are you doing
here? I told you to go.
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I'm sorry for what I
said before. I do wanna
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follow in your footsteps, dad,
but I wanna do it my own way.
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And just like my boomerang,
I always come back.
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Let's do this, Lil Boomykins!
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Humans are the worst!
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Lana, amazing moves!
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You're a Longbeard
through and through!
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Whether you use a hammer or a--
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- A weird bendy stick?
- I was gonna say boomerang.
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Mind if we borrow your Amulet
of Web Weaving, Your Majesty?
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Ew! It's talking to me!
Just take it!
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Take it! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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Gross! Gross! Gross!
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Really? The hammer? This mean
you're giving up the boomerang?
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No way! The boomerang's
my signature weapon.
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But that doesn't mean I can't
try out the hammer as well.
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My dad's learning
some new tricks too.
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Yah!
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Whoops! I'm still in training,
Sorry! I'll get there.
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