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After 30 quests in 30 days,

Lana Longbeard arrives to reap

a heap of rewards from the Guild!

Woo-hoo!

Well, Hugo deserves a prize for

nabbing the Toe Ring of Doom from that wizard.

Yes, well, we should throw it into a volcano before it falls

into evil hands... And for medical reasons.

Use your power wisely, Sprog.

- Ah, my glory days are back! - Arch, my back!

Well, it's worth it if we move up a notch at the Guild.

Dad, being a hero is its own reward.

I mean, besides getting a Guild VIP pass! Am I right?

All that gimmick gets you is free delivery from Flap Shack.

'Kay, order your Flap Shack pancakes now,

and we'll throw in extra syrup drippings.

Or don't. I don't care.

What more could I ever dream of?!

Adieu, the Mighty Windbreaker

shall break wind no more!

What. Is. Happening?!

I'll tell you what's happening. You're out of the Guild,

your crew split up, and your ship bottled.

Is this about the toe ring thing?

Cuz Greta can scoop it back out.

What toe ring- Ugh, I don't want to know.

No, this is for failing to complete

a quest in an entire month, per Guild rules.

But I declared 30 quests in 30 days, just like Bo showed me.

Grab a flying fish, tell it

your quest, then send it for approval.

Cuz you forgot to kiss the fish to seal the deal.

It's like licking a stamp, see?

Ahoy 'hoy. Hmm. Yes. Hmm.

Thanks. It said, "Never diss a fish!"

But kissing fish is super weird.

Like, how does anyone even do that?

Sorry, no offense!

Why was kissing fish my mission?

Because you traded Greta for it

instead of massaging Hugo's feet.

Consequences, Lana.

I never thought my downfall would be an admin error.

Guess I'm back to digging dirt.

Oh, fishsticks! I made one mistake.

Please, please gimme another chance!

My hero's journey has only just begun!

Oh, I must be mistaken.

It seems you have exactly 24 hours left.

Quest for your life!

So, what quests will you goons be completing for me today?

None, Heroic Horatius Hoffenstance.

It's our day off. Goonion rules.

Aah! The dreaded Goonion!

Then who will I psychologically manipulate for fun now?

Someone! Please! Give me a quest,

or we'll be kicked out of the Guild!

This shall be amusing.

Need help? Cuz I need a quest. Oh, hey, you look desperate.

No offense.

Heard about my questing days, huh?

- Yeah, that they're over! - Hey everyone,

I just got an autograph from the Guild's biggest loser.

Oh. Hmm.

A random quest list seems suss.

Everyone, follow that list without question!

Is it still an evil cackle if

there's no one around to hear it?

Okay, we got 23 hours before

we're excommunicado. Any questions?

Yeah. What does ex avocado mean?

Lana means we're done-zo, out of the Guild,

so let's pick the easiest quest from the Ten Realms.

No, no, no. Let's start with blip,

then blop, then blip, then blop.

Stop. If you really trust that list,

then Lovejoy said we only need one quest to stay in the Guild.

But I want a VIP. pass,

and one quest ain't getting me syrup drippings.

Then maybe you should have called in our 30 quests

Like I told you!

Oh, Captain Andar, you wanna deal?

Oh, right. We'll do all the quests.

Woo-hoo!

And prove that snarky fanboy wrong.

I mean, restore the glory of the Mighty Windbreaker.

You know what I mean. Vamoose!

Please, do what you must.

My baby's not let me sleep for 40 nights.

Ho-Ho?!

So we agree you'll only ravage their village crops once a year?

- Forevermore! - Once or never.

Huh?

You again?

Welcome to your new home.

That's evil even for you, Ho-Ho.

How do you keep finding us?

It's the Heroic Horatius Hoffenstance to you,

and I play 5D chess.

No, you don't, Ho-Ho.

You sent us this list to sabotage our quests.

What?

It's signed with a cackle.

Weird how it looks less awkward than it sounds.

Is it really that weird? I shall get my cackle back!

Aha! Checkmate! You're beached

and we still have time to quest!

We've scoured at least six and a half seas

and haven't spotted a single quest.

All I see is my own soul looking back at me.

Oh, much clearer. Oh, lookie!

Phew! You're alive. We saved you!

That's a quest, right?

Barely. My village needs saving from some unspeakable calamity.

Seriously? How far is it?

Cuz we have, like, what, 3 hours left?

Thank the stars, cuz it's just exactly under 3 hours away.

We've barely 20 minutes left. Where's your village?

Whoa!

Ho-Ho?!

You'll find no quest here, for this...

...is the Waterfall of Plenty!

But why? Is this fun to you?

Yes! And it's giving me fuel to get my cackle back.

Now witness the power of my smugness!

- Would you keep it down out-- - Oh. You.

Have we met? Want me to sign your, er, hump?

You're the twerp who fly-fished me off my island.

And now I'm gonna weave your hair into a welcome mat

for my new home.

Well, that was twisty.

Anyway, let's quest before it's too late!

Wait! Maybe we should help Ho-Ho?

Yeah, no. Crazy idea.

Don't you want that Guild VIP. pass?

More than ever! But some invisible monster

keeps pulling me back!

You don't mean your conscience?

Oh, I've battled it many times.

Ignore it, Lana. Think of the syrup drippings.

Sorry. Gotta be a hero, or I can never look at myself in a

waterfall again. Quest without me.

No questions. I just have an unhealthy compulsion to help.

Even cheater snerk-eaters like you.

Oh, no! Did the ogre break your leg?

Uh, no, it's asleep. Massage me.

- Watch out, you oaf! - What is it now?

I need a shower cap! My hair does not react well to humidity.

I told you!

I can't work with that hot mess.

You guys stayed for me? Even after

I got us kicked out of the Guild?

Lana, being there for you is my biggest quest, no matter what.

Plus, saving Ho-Ho counts as one too. So call it in quick!

Nuh-uh! No one can ever know that I was saved by a Longbeard.

How are you so nimble now?

Pure desperation for my reputation. I'll miss your crew,

for the worst in you brings out the best in me.

Uh oh. Berserker alert. You know the drill. Dive for cover!

I may be a helper, but I'm no pushover!

Hello? Admiral Lovejoy? I'd like to call in a quest

on behalf of the Mighty Windbreaker.

Lana rescued Ho-Ho? After he did what? Twisty!

That's worthy of two dozen quests.

Seems like the worst in him brought out the best in her.

Huzzah! We're back on the board!

Yeah, last!

But we're still on the board!

And I've got just the thing to celebrate.

A Guild VIP. pass!

Okay, so what freak ordered only syrup drippings?

This one!