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After 30 quests in 30 days,
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Lana Longbeard arrives to reap
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a heap of rewards
from the Guild!
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Woo-hoo!
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Well, Hugo deserves a prize for
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nabbing the Toe Ring of Doom
from that wizard.
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Yes, well, we should throw it
into a volcano before it falls
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into evil hands...
And for medical reasons.
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Use your power wisely, Sprog.
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- Ah, my glory days are back!
- Arch, my back!
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Well, it's worth it if we
move up a notch at the Guild.
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Dad, being a hero
is its own reward.
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I mean, besides getting
a Guild VIP pass! Am I right?
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All that gimmick gets you is
free delivery from Flap Shack.
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'Kay, order your
Flap Shack pancakes now,
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and we'll throw in extra
syrup drippings.
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Or don't. I don't care.
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What more could I
ever dream of?!
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Adieu, the Mighty Windbreaker
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shall break wind no more!
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What. Is. Happening?!
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I'll tell you what's happening.
You're out of the Guild,
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your crew split up,
and your ship bottled.
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Is this about the
toe ring thing?
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Cuz Greta can
scoop it back out.
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What toe ring- Ugh, I
don't want to know.
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No, this is for
failing to complete
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a quest in an entire month,
per Guild rules.
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But I declared 30 quests in 30
days, just like Bo showed me.
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Grab a flying fish, tell it
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your quest, then
send it for approval.
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Cuz you forgot to kiss
the fish to seal the deal.
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It's like licking a stamp, see?
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Ahoy 'hoy. Hmm. Yes. Hmm.
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Thanks. It said,
"Never diss a fish!"
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But kissing fish is super weird.
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Like, how does
anyone even do that?
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Sorry, no offense!
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Why was kissing fish my mission?
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Because you traded Greta for it
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instead of massaging
Hugo's feet.
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Consequences, Lana.
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I never thought my downfall
would be an admin error.
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Guess I'm back to digging dirt.
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Oh, fishsticks! I
made one mistake.
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Please, please gimme
another chance!
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My hero's journey
has only just begun!
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Oh, I must be mistaken.
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It seems you have
exactly 24 hours left.
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Quest for your life!
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So, what quests will you goons
be completing for me today?
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None, Heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance.
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It's our day off.
Goonion rules.
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Aah! The dreaded Goonion!
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Then who will I psychologically
manipulate for fun now?
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Someone! Please!
Give me a quest,
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or we'll be kicked out
of the Guild!
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This shall be amusing.
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Need help? Cuz I need a quest.
Oh, hey, you look desperate.
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No offense.
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Heard about my questing
days, huh?
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- Yeah, that they're over!
- Hey everyone,
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I just got an autograph
from the Guild's biggest loser.
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Oh. Hmm.
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A random quest list seems suss.
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Everyone, follow that
list without question!
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Is it still an evil cackle if
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there's no one
around to hear it?
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Okay, we got 23 hours before
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we're excommunicado.
Any questions?
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Yeah. What does ex avocado mean?
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Lana means we're done-zo,
out of the Guild,
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so let's pick the easiest
quest from the Ten Realms.
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No, no, no. Let's
start with blip,
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then blop, then blip, then blop.
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Stop. If you really
trust that list,
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then Lovejoy said we only need
one quest to stay in the Guild.
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But I want a VIP. pass,
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and one quest ain't
getting me syrup drippings.
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Then maybe you should have
called in our 30 quests
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Like I told you!
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Oh, Captain Andar,
you wanna deal?
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Oh, right.
We'll do all the quests.
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Woo-hoo!
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And prove that
snarky fanboy wrong.
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I mean, restore the glory
of the Mighty Windbreaker.
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You know what I mean. Vamoose!
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Please, do what you must.
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My baby's not let
me sleep for 40 nights.
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Ho-Ho?!
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So we agree you'll only ravage
their village crops once a year?
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- Forevermore!
- Once or never.
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Huh?
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You again?
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Welcome to your new home.
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That's evil even for you, Ho-Ho.
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How do you keep finding us?
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It's the Heroic Horatius
Hoffenstance to you,
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and I play 5D chess.
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No, you don't, Ho-Ho.
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You sent us this list
to sabotage our quests.
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What?
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It's signed with a cackle.
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Weird how it looks less
awkward than it sounds.
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Is it really that weird?
I shall get my cackle back!
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Aha! Checkmate! You're beached
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and we still have time to quest!
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We've scoured at
least six and a half seas
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and haven't spotted
a single quest.
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All I see is my own
soul looking back at me.
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Oh, much clearer. Oh, lookie!
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Phew! You're alive.
We saved you!
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That's a quest, right?
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Barely. My village needs saving
from some unspeakable calamity.
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Seriously? How far is it?
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Cuz we have, like, what,
3 hours left?
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Thank the stars, cuz it's
just exactly under 3 hours away.
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We've barely 20 minutes left.
Where's your village?
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Whoa!
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Ho-Ho?!
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You'll find no
quest here, for this...
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...is the Waterfall of Plenty!
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But why? Is this fun to you?
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Yes! And it's giving me fuel
to get my cackle back.
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Now witness the
power of my smugness!
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- Would you keep it down out--
- Oh. You.
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Have we met? Want me to
sign your,
er, hump?
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You're the twerp who fly-fished
me off my island.
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And now I'm gonna weave
your hair into a welcome mat
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for my new home.
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Well, that was twisty.
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Anyway, let's quest
before it's too late!
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Wait! Maybe we should
help Ho-Ho?
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Yeah, no. Crazy idea.
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Don't you want that
Guild VIP. pass?
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More than ever! But some
invisible monster
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keeps pulling me back!
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You don't mean
your conscience?
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Oh, I've battled it many times.
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Ignore it, Lana.
Think of the syrup drippings.
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Sorry. Gotta be a hero, or I can
never look at myself in a
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waterfall again.
Quest without me.
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No questions. I just have an
unhealthy compulsion to help.
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Even cheater snerk-eaters
like you.
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Oh, no! Did the ogre
break your leg?
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Uh, no, it's asleep. Massage me.
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- Watch out, you oaf!
- What is it now?
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I need a shower cap! My hair
does not react well to humidity.
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I told you!
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I can't work with that hot mess.
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You guys stayed for me?
Even after
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I got us kicked
out of the Guild?
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Lana, being there for you is my
biggest quest, no matter what.
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Plus, saving Ho-Ho counts as
one too. So call it in quick!
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Nuh-uh! No one can ever know
that I was saved by a Longbeard.
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How are you so nimble now?
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Pure desperation for my
reputation. I'll miss your crew,
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for the worst in you brings
out the best in me.
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Uh oh. Berserker alert. You know
the drill. Dive for cover!
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I may be a helper,
but I'm no pushover!
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Hello? Admiral Lovejoy?
I'd like to call in a quest
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on behalf of the Mighty
Windbreaker.
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Lana rescued Ho-Ho?
After he did what? Twisty!
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That's worthy of two
dozen quests.
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Seems like the worst in him
brought out the best in her.
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Huzzah! We're back on the board!
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Yeah, last!
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But we're still on the board!
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And I've got just the
thing to celebrate.
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A Guild VIP. pass!
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Okay, so what freak ordered
only syrup drippings?
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This one!
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