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t emthe music)
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I, Lana Longbeard,
have battled many beasts,
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but none so ferocious as the
sea serpents of...
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my breakfast. GAH!
Way too fresh. Way too fresh!
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Lana, stop playing with
your food.
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This counts as
self defense, Dad.
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Well have a bowl of tears
cuz all I have to cook is
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whatever Helmet Hugo dredges up.
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More snerks, extra snerky!
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I hate it when
food frowns at me.
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Why is mine smiling?
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In my day,
Questers ate what we got.
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So slurp up, get questin',
and let's remind
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Admiral Lovejoy we're heroes!
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Fine. Let's stop for takeout.
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Whoa!
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So many croconuts!
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What realm is this?
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The realm of the forgotten.
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As in, I've forgotten
why it fills me with dread,
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and I ain't sticking
around to find out!
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Hm, never a good sign when our
most reckless warrior
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runs away. We should take heed.
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Heed. Heed! Weird word.
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All I know is I ain't
heeding those snerks.
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Then cut the chatter and
start picking croconuts, crew.
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Er, I'm the captain of the
ship, Doctor Chopov,
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so I give the orders.
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And I'm the
captain of food, so pick.
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Go on. Pick, pick,
pick, pick, pick.
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- Psst...
- Psssssst...
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If I've learned anything from
Orc tales of yore,
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never follow a psst .
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Psst. Bo, check out
this talking plant.
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Ooh!
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So you're telling me that
there's a fruit even sweeter
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than croconuts?
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Mama Durian is like all your
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birthday cakes
smooshed into one.
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Hmm, Mama Durian, huh?
Well, if that's true--
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Why are we
not there right now?
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Several reasons.
A, we just met this plant.
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And two, Orcs don't
do birthday cakes.
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No birthday cakes?!
Poor Bo, you haven't lived!
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You have to taste this fruit
for your sake. Also mine.
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- Come on, everyone.
- Give it a shout.
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Mama Durian is
what it's all about.
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What's up with the rhyming?
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Just go with it. We don't
wanna insult their culture.
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Where exactly are you taking us?
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To Mama Durian, why so suss?
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So generous with
juicy sweetness.
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Oh, to taste her is a must.
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But how do we know it's
safe for consumption?
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No one's ever
left a bad review.
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At least to our recollection.
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You never know what
you'll miss out on
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if you always keep a frown on.
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But nature is never
that cheerful.
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Maybe a sample
would convince you?
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Ooooooh!
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There's more delight where
that came from.
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Scrumptious, sumptuous,
and oh, so toothsome.
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That oughta last us a year!
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If you want food poisoning.
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Go on. Pick, pick, pick, pick.
Pick, pick.
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What am I forgetting?
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Weird rhyming plants...
a man eating--
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Here. Put this on.
I must paint you.
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Sounds fun.
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Ready for the main course?
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Of course! Bad rhyme,
but I'm in.
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Uh-oh! Wait!
Now I have some questions.
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Oh, come on, Lana. When
life gives you bones,
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turn them into a
ladder of adventure!
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Cool slogan, Bo. But aren't
you worried about
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where and who
these bones came from?
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Probably travelers who loved
Mama Durian so much
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they stayed till they
kicked it from natural causes.
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And could any of those natural
causes be...that?
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- Oh, nonsense.
- I'm as sweet as sugar.
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Just the mere thought of
anything sour makes me
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wanna shrivel. Now come
give Mama Durian a taste!
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Pleased to meet ya!
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By Poseidon's pajamas!
It was a people-eating plant,
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or was it just
people eating plants?
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Don't move. You're perfect.
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Come on back to Mama Durian
and stay for a bite!
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Alas, all that birthday taste...
gone to waste.
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At least we're alive to
celebrate another birthday,
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right? Oh, sorry. Forgot
Orcs don't do cakes.
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We should head
back to the others.
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Yes, you should, while I stay
here for, uh,
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research purposes.
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What research purposes and why
are your fingers tap dancing?
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Just
excited to classify
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this species, decode genomes...
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Oh, so fun!
See you at the beach!
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Hey. How'd it go?
Wait. That's it?
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I'll have you know I quality
controlled these croconuts
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exhaustingly for you.
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Alright, people, let's load up
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and hit the high seas!
Chop chop!
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Boreas, I give
the ship's orders.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure!
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But we're not on the ship yet.
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Hugo, help me crack
some croconuts.
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No can do. I'm all cramped
up from posing for Greta.
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I made an art. I call it
Helmet Hugo's Mermaid Dream.
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He better not have stretched
out my mermaid outfit.
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Bo, where are you going?
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I'll...be right
back. And no peeking.
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You heard the girl.
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Does anyone realize
I'm Captain?!
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Bo, I'm worried.
Why are you so happy?
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Wait. Did you eat that
psycho plant?
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Pffft, no.
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Maybe. Okay, fine.
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And you were right.
I was missing out!
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I want a
birthday cake every day!
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That's not how birthdays work.
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But Mama Durian's gone
in my tum-tum,
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so win-win. Right-right?
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Mama might be making a comeback.
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This is weirder than normal. Ah!
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Oh, an Orc body.
This gonna be fun!
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Who's taking over
my command now?!
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Just lil ol' Mama Durian! Hiya!
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Now I remember! She's a
people-eating plant that once
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spread all over the Ten Realms.
Those were bad times.
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But where is she taking Bo?!
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My guess, Weymouth. Plants
spread by bursting out pollen,
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right? And Weymouth's
is center of the realm,
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so prime location for
spreading out.
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I do the talking here, suga'.
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As a doctor, I don't think
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bursting will bode
well for Boreas.
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Or the Guild.
Lovejoy will have our hides!
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Everyone, prune that plant!
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Why'd I have to
drag Bo into following
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a talking plant in
search of super fruit?
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You did WHAT?!
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I was just trying to give
Bo a taste of the good life!
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Also me. I'm sorry, Bo,
for all, well, this.
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But you must resist!
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Trying that, not working.
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I should have never
eaten this thing.
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Unless you go for seconds.
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Hey, stop that.
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So close.
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It's...beautiful.
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Aww, I wanted to see that.
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Y'all be putting
me in a sour mood.
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Sour?
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Just the mere thought of
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anything sour makes
me wanna shrivel.
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Doc, snerk soup! Extra sour!
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Order up, oh,
Captain, my Captain.
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Finally, some respect!
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Are you kidding me?!
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Okay. You win. But let Bo go -
take me instead.
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Don't matter, cuz once
I blow up in Weymouth,
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my seedlings gonna glow
up over the Ten Realms.
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Dare I MWOU-HA-HA prematurely?
I surely shall.
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MWOU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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Eat that, Mama!
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ANDAR!
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Admiral Lovejoy.
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Weymouth is not your trash can.
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Who do you think you are,
rowing around like you own
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the Ten Realms, wreaking
havoc everywhere you go?
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Croconut?
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Crew, reverse course,
and vamoose!
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After defeating Mama Durian,
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the Mighty Windbreakerembarks on its next quest.
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But I have my own sidequest for morale's sake.
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Ta-da!
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Thanks, Lana, but I've sworn
off sweets for now.
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I figured. So I
made this from barnacles.
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That's really all the food
we have left right now.
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Hmmm. Crunchy!
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