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Today, I, Lana Longbeard,
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daughter of the legendary
Andar Longbeard,
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am about to shake the dust
of this sleepy little island
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off my boots
and see the Ten Realms!
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Lana! Where are you?
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My jelly's cold!
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Uncle Doop,
you like your jelly cold.
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And remember,
I turn 12 today, Grammy,
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which means I get to join Dad
on his quests for the Guild!
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Happy birthday, Lana!
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See? I remembered.
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And here's something
for your adventures.
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They got me through
many a sticky time.
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Like when I arm-wrestled
that cephalopod,
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tentacle by tentacle.
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Ah, she's heard the story,
Grammy.
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Thank you, Grammy, but gotta go!
Dad's here.
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Promise I'll visit
between quests!
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Come on, Sprog!
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Happy birthday, my little girl!
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Have I got a surprise for you.
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Yeah! You, me,
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the Mighty Windbreaker
embarking on a life of--
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Retirement!
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I'm spending the rest of my life
here with you.
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Here? In Shediac?
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No, no, no, no.
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So you're just coming back
to Shediac to take care of me?
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Well, I was kind of hoping
you'd take care of me.
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I can watch you grow up
while I grow old.
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I've already spent 12 years
taking care of everyone here,
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while I could have been
out there
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having adventures with you.
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Uncle Doop,
let me oil that for you.
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I mean, I love Grammy and all,
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but everyone naps
five times a day here.
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Dreamy.
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And way less hazardous
than the Ten Realms.
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Anyway, the Windbreaker
is about to be bottled
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and my crew is already moving on
to brighter futures.
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There's gotta be one ship
that needs a chef,
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a barbarian repair lady,
and a human torpedo.
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Er, which one of us is
the human torpedo?
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Whoa,
the Mighty Windbreaker crew!
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You should apply
at Flap Shack Pancakes,
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because you guys stink.
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Ah, it soothes my soul to see
the Mighty Windbreaker
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get bottled
alongside my ancestors.
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Here, let me fetch you
some old man slippers.
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I didn't retire
until I turned 76, little Andy.
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Oh, youngins these days.
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Enjoy your retirement, Dad!
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But Lana Longbeard's got
a quest.
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Bye!
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Lana!
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Move over. I'm commandeering
this boat to fetch my daughter.
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What? Pedals?
What kind of ship is this?
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The Nostalgesia!
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Where we'll live out
our old adventuring days
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over soft-boiled dinner theater.
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Getting my daughter back is
more important
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than entertainment.
I gotta get moving.
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Why am I not moving?
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Never skip leg day, wee lad.
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I'll never reach Lana
at this rate.
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Calling all captains.
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Fetch me my daughter
and I'll offer you
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my other pride and joy,
my hammer!
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Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee...
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Andar's kid?
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Or Andar's hammer?
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Anchors up and set sail!
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Now, how do I get to the Guild?
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Let see.
Weymouth is here, so--
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My dad would know the way.
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If only he weren't
so pig-headed.
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Dad? Is that you?
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Sprog, we have a spy.
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Ha!
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I swear, I'm a friendly orc.
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I'm Boreas, part of the crew.
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Really? Because this ship was
just about to be bottled,
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and orcs are known for digging,
not questing.
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Sure, but being bottled is
way more fun than digging mines
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back home in Flat Rock.
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So, I heard you want
to get to the Guild.
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I could guide you,
if you untie me.
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How about you guide me first,
and then I'll untie you,
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Boreas the Orc?
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Dinner theater! Dinner theater!
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Chopov, Greta, Helmut Hugo,
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we've got a final quest.
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How am I not qualified
to serve pancakes?
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I am a realm-renowned chef.
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And I'm known
for my customer-friendly smile.
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Help!
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The world's gone dark again!
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Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee...
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Captain Andar needs us.
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I'm sure Flap Shack won't miss
their delivery bike.
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Woo-hoo!
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Just keep going straight ahead
for the Guild.
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Cool.
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Huh?
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Captain Hiromu!
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Durango!
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And the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance!
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They're legendary!
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They're trying to board.
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To escort me to the Guild? Aw!
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The Guild? You? Never!
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Now hand yourself over
for Andar's bounty!
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My dad's selling me out
for his lousy hammer?
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That's so embarrassing.
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Just try and take me, then!
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Uh-oh.
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A little help, Bo?
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You could try
the hamstring hoist.
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All it takes is
some sassy steering.
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Whoa! Love the way you think
on your feet, Bo!
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Whoa!
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Bye! Love ya!
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Ugh.
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So you don't want to go
back home either, huh?
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Not yet.
I mean, all most orcs do
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is dig towards the center
of the realms.
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But I want to explore them.
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Yeah, I dig that.
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Dinner theater! Dinner theater!
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Mutiny!
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Oh, what a sight
for my salty eyes!
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Chopov, get on buffet duty.
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Greta, Hugo,
entertain the oldies.
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Huh?
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Drop the sword
and arm wrestle like I did!
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One tentacle at a time.
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Today, we eat like warriors,
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after you put your dentures in.
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Whoa, no cheese for me.
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Too spicy.
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Got anything to ease my spleen?
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First, cheese is not a spice.
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And I'm a chef, not a doctor.
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Ah, what's the difference?
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One chops things up
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and the other
puts them back together.
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Mmm, she's right.
Why limit yourself, Dr. Chopov?
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Mm-hmm.
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Now let me feed what ails you,
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because the doctor is in.
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All right,
now that everyone's off my back,
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let's kick this tub
into high gear!
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The Guild!
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Soon I'll be
an official adventurer.
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If only my dad were here
with me.
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Lana, abandon ship this instant!
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Ah, fish sticks!
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What are you doing here?
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Taking you home! Or else...
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Er, I'll be forced
to commandeer your ship.
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Or my ship.
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But I'll do it with my awesome
new weapons here.
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Dad, you're in my way! Whoops!
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Yah! Hold on to your dentures!
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Er, are you okay, Dad?
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Ah, now look
what you made me do to myself.
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Boreas, apprehend the enemy,
I mean, my beloved daughter.
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Can't. I'm a little tied up.
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-Then you're fired!
-But you're retired.
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And I've got the wheel.
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Dad, you may be ready to relax,
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but I want adventure
with the Guild.
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But Shediac is our home.
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Then why did you leave
to follow your dreams
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when you were twelve?
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Actually,
little Andy was only eleven.
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Stay out of it, Ma. Ma!
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Oh, great, just great.
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My first adventure and everyone
I love is already in danger.
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Oh, what do I do?
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Admit you're in
way over your head, Lana.
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An experienced captain knows
how to show no fear,
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shout commands,
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and inspire their crew
to save their butts.
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Like me!
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Ow!
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Wait, that's it. I can do that.
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Because clearly,
you can't right now.
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Oh, there goes our last quest.
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Best buffet we ever had.
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Thanks. Take that, Flap Shack.
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No, wait!
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You're not gonna let
a little water stop ya.
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Not after all the quests
you've told me about.
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-But we're old.
-We got waddles.
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No, Lana's right!
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Seniors ahoy, my boy.
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Everyone,
grab on to Grammy!
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She arm-wrestled
a cephalopod with those arms.
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Yep! One tentacle at a time.
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Wait, when'd you untie yourself?
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Ages ago.
But I didn't want to interrupt
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you and your dad's
awkward bonding.
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Mmm, I've heard
from the other captains
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that you're... reckless.
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Yeah, just like her old man.
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Well, how I used to be.
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Welcome to the Guild, Lana!
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Thanks, Admiral Lovejoy.
And all of you.
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So, Captain,
what's our next quest?
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Ha!
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Keeping your pops on his feet.
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Literally.
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Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Ugh.
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