All language subtitles for Kiss and Tell ft. Jenna Jamenson Blowjob Doggy Cowgirl Porn - SpankBang.mp4

Hey, sweetie.

Just a minute.

I'm on the roll. Hold on.

Seriously, honey, this is ridiculous.

Hold that thought.

You realize you're neglecting your
boyfriend's sexual needs to give people

advice on an internet column.

Hey, is nipple clamp one word or two
words? How should I know?

Poor baby.

Have you been neglected by your sweet,
loving mama?

Yes.

Do you want me to show you why I was the
one who was chosen to do the sex site?

You're not going to pull those movies
out of the closet again, are you?

Oh, clever.

You're silly.

I'm going to show you lesson one.

Deep throat.

My eyes water, but I love it.

Oh my god.

What?

You like that baby? Oh yeah.

Oh, shit.

Goodbye, baby.

You have a good day.

I'll give you a call later.

Hello?

Hey, baby.

I was just calling to make sure you were
up.

Hey, thanks a lot.

Listen. I've got a business dinner with
one of my clients, so I'll be a bit

late. Not that you'll notice. You'll
probably still be online.

Oh, you know me.

Well, talk to you later.

Okay. Bye, baby.

Dear Kiss and Tell, It's been weeks now
that I've been asking you to meet me at

a hotel and give me a private lesson
with no response from you.

I would bring you anything.

Pay any price for my fantasy.

Let me know if you change your mind.

Tempting, but no.

I'm not even going to reply to that one.
Next.

Dear Kiss and Tell, I've been married
for four years.

Seems like the magic is just gone.

I come home from work, eat dinner, watch
television, and crawl into bed.

I think all the time, what happened to
us?

My wife is packed on five pounds and I
put on ten.

I can't stop looking at all the girls I
pass on the street.

I remember when we were first married.
We couldn't get enough of each other.

Is this the end?

Sincerely, Second Thoughts.

Wow, that's rough.

Dear Second Thoughts, it's time to stare
your problem right in the face.

So grab a mirror.

If you want your wife to give you the
royal treatment, then you need to act

she's your queen again.

Here's a surefire recipe for romance.

Come home early from work with a box of
chocolate and cover the bed with rose

petals. Run her a bath with sensual
oils, bring a bottle of champagne, and

some chocolate -covered strawberries.

Sponge her down, feed her the
strawberries, and drop a pair of diamond

into her glass.

Light candles all over the room and play
some soft and sexy music.

Don't be afraid to be laughed at.

Trust me, she won't laugh.

But be ready for one of the hottest
nights of your marriage.

Then see if you're still looking at
other women the next day.

Dear Kiss and Tell, I've got the world's
biggest problem, and I don't know what

to do. For years now, I've worked with
this beautiful woman who doesn't even

know I exist, when suddenly last week,
the woman of my affections expressed her

feelings for me. Instead of confessing
how I really felt, I choked. I'm afraid

that I have blown my one true chance for
happiness out of fear of what the world

would think.

What do I do?

Dear morning, often times in life we are
forced to make tough decisions in order

to get what we really want.

Your situation is no different than what
a lot of other people have to face,

regardless of their sexuality, despite
what you think.

What you have to ask yourself is what is
more important to you?

How the world may see you?

or how you see yourself.

The only person you have to be
accountable to in life is yourself.

Or as Shakespeare once wrote, design own
self, be true.

I think deep down in your heart, you
know what you need to do.

Be courageous.

Take that leap of faith and throw
caution to the wind.

That's my advice.

Worry about your own happiness and let
the world worry about itself.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

I love my job.

I have just enough time to take care of
myself before my webmaster gets here.

It's like somebody already had a morning
session already.

How astute of you.

How come you're so chipper anyways?

Did the price of banners go up or
something?

Remember that column you wrote last
month about the joys of oral sex?

Yeah. It was my reply to the retired nun
who wanted some excitement back in her

life. Yeah.

Yeah, what about it?

Well, I went out last night and I met
this woman.

She's smoking hot.

I think her name was Elaine.

Anyway, I tell her what I do, and come
to find out she's a big fan of yours,

she practices everything you write about
in the bedroom.

Really?

That's nice.

I swear to you, this woman could hung a
star -spangled banner with my package in

her mouth, front to back. She was so
good, she took me all the way down her

throat, sucked my balls, and licked my
asshole at the same time.

Nice visual.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That's it baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Let's get it over with.

Come on.

Fuck yeah.

Mmm.

a good life?

Never cheat?

Never.

Really?

Really. I've thought about it, but I
think the sex advice column that I write

keeps me from acting out on my fantasy.

I kind of get it out in writing, and
that keeps me from straying.

And besides, it breaks Tom's heart if I
ever did that to him.

Honey, you need to get with the times,
because if you think Tom has never

cheated on you, you don't know men at
all.

Right, right.

Dear Kiss and Tell, the man of my dreams
entered my life recently.

At first it started off as just amazing
sex.

He practically devoured me in no more
than 20 minutes after we met.

Now it's just more than hot sex. He
sends me flowers and candy and calls me

day long.

He takes me shopping and to dinner, and
things couldn't be better, right?

The only problem is that I found out he
has a girlfriend who doesn't know.

He tells me that she never pays any
attention to him and that she's always

working, but lately I've been feeling
guilty.

I know it sounds selfish, but I want him
all the time, and I don't want to

share. How do I get rid of the frigid
bitch he lives with?

If you think Tom is never straight on
you, then you don't know men.

Yeah? Yeah, turn me over.

like that

Oh yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, fuck. Okay.

Me too.

Sometimes these things are for the best.
I hope you and he turn out to be really

happy. You can keep him.

Just be sure to tell him that his stuff
will be on the front lawn when he comes

home.

I'm not mad at you, but at him.

And not for cheating on me with his
secretary.

That's painful.

And I would have loved to have watched.

But for being too much of a coward to
tell me and making you send this letter.

Dear Kiss and Tell, It's been weeks now
that I've been asking you to meet me at

a hotel and give me a private lesson
with no response from you.

I would bring you anything, pay any
price for my fantasy.

Let me know if you change your mind.

Tonight's the night for your private
session.

Meet me at the Roadside Inn in room 11
at 9 o 'clock.

Don't be late.

I hope you're ready.

I am more ready than you'll ever know.

What do you mean you sent my girlfriend
an email about us?

Are you crazy?

She'll never find out.

Yes, she will. I told you.

She sees right through everything.

It's like a gift with her.

Now what am I gonna do?

You could always move in with me. I
mean, we're happier together than you

her ever were.

You mean that?

You'd let me move in?

I love you.

All right, it's settled then.

I'll go home, I'll pack my stuff and
I'll move out.

I'll meet you at your place in an hour.

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

You told me to meet you here.

Don't you remember?

I had no idea it was you.

I know.

It doesn't change anything.

You still owe me a lesson.

How did you know I would agree to meet
with you here?

Well, it's in your nature.

See, Tom doesn't understand that he's
too much into monogamy.

Tom and I are finished.

I know.

He's been messing around with his
secretary for a few months now.

In fact, he's cleaning out his stuff
right now.

How do you know all these things?

I've been watching you.

Ever since you came to work for me.

Really? Does this mean that we get to
have another private lesson in the

You can have as many private sessions as
you want.

Next time I want two guys.

Two guys, two girls.

It doesn't matter just as long as I get
to join in.

And you write about it on the website.

You know me, I always kiss and tell. So
let's get down to it.

It's a good pussy.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

Yeah.

Yeah. I hope no ear finger.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's right. That's my G -spot. Yeah.
That's it. That's it.

Yeah, that's it. Oh,

how

many fingers can you get in?

Yeah, that's my G -spot, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

How many fingers do you have?

Yes. Good girl. Good girl.

That's it, baby.

That's it. Come on.

Come on.

Is that what you like? That's what I
like. Look at those fucking eyes.

Nice and red, watery.

Ah, yeah.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Are you a good girl? Uh -huh.

Oh, dear.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Yeah, I'll pull my hair. Yeah, fucking
hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Mm. That's it. Oh, fucking nice. Yeah.

Fucking nice. Uh -huh.

Oh.

What do you want, baby?

What do you want? What do you want? Oh,
in my ass. In your fucking ass. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Ask her nicely.

Yeah. Ask me nicely.

Can I have your cock in my ass, please?
Ask me nicely. I'm not bullying you.

Yeah, please. Can I have your cock in my
ass? Pretty please.

Pretty please. Yeah? Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Right there, huh? Mm -hmm. Holy fucking
shit. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Oh,

yeah.

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