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Maria.
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Maria, don't freak out okay?
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
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Maybe it's a good kind of glowing.
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It doesn't feel good!
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Like electricity?
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You know we still don't
understand the long-term
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effects of electricity on the human body.
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Paul!
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Are you gonna be sick?
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I look like I swallowed
a tub of nuclear waste!
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Maybe you have super powers too.
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Light bulb powers!
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I mean, it could be something else.
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Maybe.
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You could be The Light Bulb.
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I think our best bet for right now
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is to hope it goes away?
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The Fluorescent Woman.
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Not helpful, Paul!
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I am not gonna get any
sleep with Maria like this!
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So, now what?
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The schedule.
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Right, we can just load
up and continue as normal.
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Yeah, well we can't run around
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with the human halogen looking like that.
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No offense!
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So. Rude.
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Maybe try clapping?
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Like a lamp?
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What the hell?
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I'm just looking for like a switch!
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Paul, the van?
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It's coming from the vents!
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No, Paul's on fire!
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Paul!
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Paul!
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Stop, drop, and roll!
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Peculiar.
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Okay, that's fine, I guess
we all have powers now.
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How did you make it stop?
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Which part, the car?
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I put it in park and put on the break.
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No, the smoke!
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You're not smoking anymore!
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I'd really like to get rid
of this glow sometime soon.
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I just did.
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What is happening to us?
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Well, it's gotta be coming from somewhere!
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This kind of thing doesn't just happen!
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Yeah, no kidding.
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But it happened to us
and it happened to you first.
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It's the chair.
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That's ridiculous.
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You think that we're being irradiated
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with superpowers from a hair chair.
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hair chair-radiated!
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Everything all right here?
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Everything's fine, officer.
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That chair properly secured?
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Yeah, everything's safe.
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Is there someone else in here?
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Yeah, we have one other friend.
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Is she okay?
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Narcoleptic!
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She just needs a few
more candy cigarettes!
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Well then,
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drive safely, will ya?
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Good job everyone, he
didn't suspect a thing.
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We need to get out of here.
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We need to get off the grid.
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If that cop had gotten
a better look at Maria--
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Yes, you're right!
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We're attracting way too
much attention to ourselves.
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Everyone give me your phones.
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Wait, you wanna leave them behind?
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Look at you, if we hadn't
fended off that officer
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you'd be halfway to some
government facility right now.
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But, I like my phone though.
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It's the right call.
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Hey, getting rid of
our phones is a good idea
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and nice thinking.
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If there ever is
trouble, you could always
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flash S.O.S signal for help.
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Look who's talking, Sir Smokes A Lot.
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Ha ha, clap off.
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I'll check in.
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I should hope so!
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I'm starving, we can grab some food.
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Hey, Chris, you wanna tag along?
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Someone should stay with the van.
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All our stuff, you know?
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Come on Allie, food!
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So, how long do
you normally stay up there?
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Hm, depends I guess.
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I try and let my mind wander and then
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when it does, I usually feel better.
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Cool, cool.
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Hey, Allie?
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Yeah, what's up?
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I might be in a bit of a pickle.
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I think I need a ladder or something.
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You could spend less time up there
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and more time with your friends.
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Hey, you've got about
two minutes to get yourself
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and the chair into this
room before I'm locking
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the door and we're going to--
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♪ I felt the danger that
you needed the company ♪
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♪ I had a mind to meet my
maker as drunken debris ♪
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♪ The Orion and a finger gun ♪
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♪ The Orion have you heard enough ♪
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♪ You're born on a mountain ♪
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♪ You don't know it straight away ♪
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♪ You pop out under the big sky baby ♪
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♪ And then it's plain as day ♪
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Hey Paul, would you rather
wear soaking wet jeans
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for the rest of your life,
like sopping wet jeans,
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just got out of the pool wet,
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or um, have both of your thumbs cut off?
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How would my pants get wet forever?
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I don't know.
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They just would.
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I would just take them off
if they were sopping wet.
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No, you can't take them off.
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That's the whole point of the game.
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You've gotta wear them
for the rest of your life
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or get rid of both your thumbs.
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I don't understand.
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Who is cutting my thumbs off?
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I'd rather get both my thumbs cut off.
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I hate wet jeans.
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Imaging the chaffing.
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Ah, and your shoes would be always wet.
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So anytime you'd step,
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it'd make that sound.
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I'm good to go.
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And, how would you like to
pay for that this morning?
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Card please.
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Whenever you're ready.
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But it's not prompting.
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Whenever it's ready.
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Oh, we don't have tap.
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But it told me I could
swipe, insert, or tap my card.
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Yeah, but we don't have tap.
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Well, you really should put
that somewhere on the machine.
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I noticed you have a label
maker laying on our counter.
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Really wouldn't be too much
effort to label, "no tap"
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at the top of this terminal.
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We're not allowed to
use the label maker.
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Thank you for your patronage.
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Hope to see you around some day.
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They've only got like
one hardware store.
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That convenience store probably
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had the widest selection of light bulbs
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in a hundred miles.
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Worse comes to worst, I'll
go back to my Slug Man jacket.
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Try this.
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It's a different kind of bulb.
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That bulb is a really low wattage.
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I doubt it'll work.
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Yup, told ya.
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That better not be coming
out of our room deposit.
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There is one thing on my mind, though.
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They've got Putt-Putt.
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I love me a good game of Putt-Putt.
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Are you sure that's a good idea
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with the glowing and all that?
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Yeah, totally, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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I wanna finish my puzzle.
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You guys go ahead.
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Chris!
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Holy F--, Pauly you scared me.
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You can't just sneak
up on people like that.
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I didn't sneak up on you.
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I knocked but you were too busy
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flicking open and close that ashtray
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on the arm of the hair chair so I waited
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for you to finish.
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Why do you that?
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Can't sit still, I guess.
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You always do it in the same rhythm.
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You're very observant.
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Yes.
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Do you feel better now
that you have a clean shirt?
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Yeah, I wasn't able to
really focus on anything
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with that overwhelming smell of smoke
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constantly on my shirt.
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It was all I could smell and think about.
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I felt trapped.
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I know what you mean.
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You hate the
smell of smoke as well?
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No, I mean I know what it's like
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to feel trapped by something like that.
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Trapped in the van?
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No, well maybe on this trip.
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Sometimes I feel like if
I can't sit in the chair--
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But Gabriel took the chair for you.
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I know…
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When I'm not with the chair,
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I feel like something bad might happen.
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I'm not trapped in the van,
I'm trapped in my mind.
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I feel like I can't move forward
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or do anything unless I sit in the chair.
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Bad things might happen?
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Like with your…
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No, not like that.
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It's different every time.
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Sometimes it's small
things, like failing a test,
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but other times it's a bit bigger,
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like I had this thought today,
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and I don't mean to freak
you out or anything,
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but I had this thought
that if I wasn't able
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to sit in the chair, you might die.
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How would you sitting in the chair
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keep me from dying?
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I don't know.
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That sounds like Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder.
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My mom thought I had it when I was a kid
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'cause I keep repeating the
same motions and behaviors.
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That's what happens when your parents try
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to diagnose you from
daytime TV psychologists.
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Do you really think so?
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Oh, I am definitely not
qualified to diagnose you.
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But if you know that flicking that ashtray
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doesn't help, why do you do it?
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Because I can't stand to think
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at what might happen if I don't.
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I made this necklace
out of air fresheners
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so I could cope with the fact that my body
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now produces an inordinate
amount of smoke.
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That is sweet, man.
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And super stylin'.
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Maybe there's something
we can do to make
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you feel safe away from that chair.
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Like what?
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What if we pried off the ashtray
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so you can do that flicking thing
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away from the chair?
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That might work.
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It's worth a try, at least.
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Ah but we can't do it now,
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there's no time.
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What do you mean?
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We're going for Putt-Putt.
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What?
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That's why I'm here.
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Oh, well I thought you were
here to share a tender moment
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with your friend in his time of disarray.
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Nope.
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We're all waiting for you
to join us at the van.
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We're going to Putt-Putt.
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♪ Have you ever met Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ She's the gal with the bright red hair ♪
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♪ Now she stands out from all the rest ♪
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♪ You'd know her anywhere ♪
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♪ Well, she's mine. Yeah, she's mine ♪
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♪ Well, I love that little girl
with the bright red hair ♪
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♪ Well, Miss Lindy, my Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ Well I love that little girl
with the bright red hair ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen Miss. Lindy? ♪
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♪ She likes to dance all day. ♪
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♪ and when she does her rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ it take her every way ♪
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♪ Well, she's mine. Yeah, she's mine. ♪
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♪ Well, I love that little girl,
oh, she's so fine ♪
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♪ Well, Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ My Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ Well, I love that little girl
with the bright red hair ♪
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♪ Well, Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ My Miss Lindy ♪
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♪ Well, I love that little girl
with the bright red hair ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen Miss Lindy? ♪
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