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Can we borrow your van to kidnap Chris?
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I don't own a van.
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Can we borrow your
dad's van to kidnap Chris?
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Oh yeah that's fine.
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This is like a pretend kidnapping though,
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right?
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Otherwise that's illegal.
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It's an intervention of sorts.
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It's this whole hair chair thing,
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it's gotta stop.
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You get it right?
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I'm just sort of assuming you're in.
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Oh I'm in.
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All right let's hit up the cemetery.
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Do you remember those special cakes your
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mom used to make you for your birthday?
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Yeah.
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I remember one with a
little plastic train on top.
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It was an ice cream slab
cake on your 16th birthday.
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It was pretty good.
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You remember that?
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It was different.
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I remember she was
really into those flowers
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with yellow in the middle of them.
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You're talking about daisies, Paul.
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Totally yeah.
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Do you mind if I read a poem?
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Yeah that's probably for the best.
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I got you something.
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You got me a garden gnome?
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Well yeah.
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If that's not enough I
bought these in bulk,
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there's like 50 more in my house.
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No that's okay.
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Thanks Paul.
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And thanks everybody for coming.
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Means a lot.
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Hey Gabe…
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Hear me out.
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I think that I have super powers.
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Wow really?
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Show me.
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I can't do them on purpose,
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just happens every now and then.
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Yeah that's…
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That's nuts.
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You think I'm crazy.
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No.
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No man sorry.
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What can you do?
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I'm just seeing weird things.
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Sometimes it feels like
everything distorts.
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Objects like warp.
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I think I'm gonna head home.
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You going to the chair?
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Yeah.
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Three, two, one, go!
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Hey!
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Gabe!
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Really good man.
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Have you talked to Chris lately?
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I feel like he's been acting um…
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Weird right?
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Yeah he's been acting strange lately.
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That's what you're talking about yeah?
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We're gonna kidnap him.
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What?
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This whole obsession with the chair,
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it's gone on for a long time.
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It's just Paul and I right now,
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but maybe if you're interested.
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I'd love to.
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What about Maria?
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She's just…
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You know she can be a bit intense.
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I don't know if she's good for it.
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You look ridiculous.
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Thanks.
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Am I missing something?
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You didn't tell her?
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The kidnapping.
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You were supposed to tell her!
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I know I know.
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I just thought it would
be better to wait until
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the last minute.
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This plan is whack!
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That doesn't make any sense,
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this is a planned kidnapping.
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Kidnapping Chris?
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Yes. It's this whole intervention thing.
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He needs us and you,
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because we're his,
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you know, friends.
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Fine. I'm in.
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But you're going to explain.
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I thought we agreed
not to chloroform him?
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Yeah we never decided.
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He could be dead.
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Did you guys drug me?
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What's happening?
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We're going on a trip.
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No, no no no,
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this is…
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What some kind of intervention?
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We're just trying to help you.
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I'm fine okay!
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Paul, pull this van over right now.
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At what point do we go grab him?
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He'll change his mind.
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Give that back?
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Sorry bud.
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You're welcome to tag
along with us though.
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It's my chair!
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You're loaning it to me.
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Stop that Paul!
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I can't, we have a schedule.
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I've got copies.
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You can't just take stuff like that.
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I'm not taking it,
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if you promise to come along,
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I'll let you on.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Gabe.
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Yeah man.
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I need the chair.
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I know.
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I can't help it.
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I know.
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Guys! Guys look.
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Hello?
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Hey!
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No phones in the pool!
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Why?
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You'll wreck it!
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It's waterproof.
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Sorry, Hi Allie.
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Where are you?
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Is Chris with you?
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I'm at a pool, I haven't
seen Chris all morning.
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I had to get out of that room.
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You haven't seen Chris at all?
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Not since yesterday.
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I'm not sure I get this whole trip thing.
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Don't worry
about that, it'll be fine.
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It'll be fun.
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Yeah, I think I'm
just gonna go back home.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey.
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Who are you talking to?
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Allie, I found Chris.
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How'd you know I'd be here?
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Because the motel pool is garbage?
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What's up?
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Please tell me you hate
this as much as I do.
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Not really what I signed up for.
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I didn't even really sign up.
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Right?
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Right?
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Me neither!
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I don't know why Gabe
started this whole thing.
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Just trying to help you?
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You haven't had the
greatest couple of years.
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How is getting me away from
the chair supposed to help me?
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You hate this too, don't you?
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You of all people could
convince Gabe to take us home.
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And what, you'll just sit
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alone in your empty house all day?
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Isn't that what you do?
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Maria.
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Maria, I'm sorry.
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That wasn't cool.
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It's just, I don't wanna be here,
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and neither do you, so let's just go.
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You have no idea what I
do all day or why I do it.
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But I don't have that chair to sit in.
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And Gabriel's doing you a
favor keeping you from it.
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Gabriel doesn't get the chair.
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When I sit in it, it's not like I'm just
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thinking about her, or it
smells like her perm chemicals,
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it's like we're together again.
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How did you steal it?
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I went back the night after she died.
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It was blocked off, so I
went under the police tape.
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And once I broke in, I just
stood there, looking at it.
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It was sort of calling out to me.
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So, I just threw it in
my trunk and drove off.
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Wow, poignant.
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I mean, it was.
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When I saw the chair, I thought it would
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feel like saying goodbye but, it didn't.
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I felt like, something new?
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So?
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So, I need it right now.
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Can you just tell him to
get home, with the chair?
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Sorry man, I trust Gabe.
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Besides, doesn't he know
you better than anyone?
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Don't worry about me!
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I'm fine.
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Plus, we all wanna keep hanging around you
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now you're magic, or whatever.
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Fine.
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Just, don't tell anyone what
I told you about the chair.
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Especially not Gabe.
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What?
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Well, obviously
we've been waiting for you.
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Yesterday you got all freaky
with the candy cigarette
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now you've been gone all morning?
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Well, let's see it again.
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So, is this super
power supposed to be useful?
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Try something else.
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Should we run away?
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Hey guys.
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You know, it's hot out so--
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I just came to cool off
in the hot tub 'cause--
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All right man, we need to talk.
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You told him, Maria?
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Didn't we already do the intervention?
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And the kidnapping, what
more is there to talk about?
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I had to tell him, Chris.
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You're not okay.
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We're all trying to help you.
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I'm trying to help you, Chris.
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You need to let me.
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What do you mean?
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I'm on the trip, aren't I?
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Please just let me sit in the chair.
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No.
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Sorry, but not until we talk.
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You're keeping things from us.
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We know you came
to the chair last night.
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And you're coming to it now.
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You don't need this chair, Chris.
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You've got us.
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Let us be your creepy murder chair.
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Tell us what's
going on inside your head.
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Chris?
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Whoa, it's okay man,
just sit in the chair.
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Hey, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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Just please, no more secrets, okay?
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This is only gonna work if
we're honest with each other.
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That goes for everyone.
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Yeah.
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I get it.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I'll be back in the room soon.
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Alright man.
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See you soon.
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