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PANTHER:
Uh, ahem...
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Say, Jones, did you issue
the notice to our employees
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announcing our annual
golf tournament?
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Yes, sir, and all the men
seem very enthused about it.
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Oh, that's fine.
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There's nothing like golf
to keep a man physically fit.
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Yes, sir.
Oh.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Panther speaking.
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What?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I'll take care
of it immediately.
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I'm sick and tired of having
complaints from our customers
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about late deliveries.
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My own golf club
just called me about an order
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they placed three days ago.
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Why can't we make deliveries?
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We've been having trouble
in the delivery department,
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but I just hired three new men.
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And everything's going
to be all right now. I hope.
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Well, it better be.
Where are these new men?
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I'd like to see them.
Right out there, sir.
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Ease up.
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Come on, take it away.
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Take it away.
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[YELLS]
Hey, take it easy!
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[WHOOPING]
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Don't worry, I got it.
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MOE: Yeah.
Yeah. What'll I do with it?
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MOE:
Hold on, that'll be
the first one we deliver.
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[SCREAMS]
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How's that?
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Fine.
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Oh, my neck!
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How does it feel now?
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All right.
That's good.
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Come on, what's the matter
with you, are you nuts?
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Take it away.
Take it away.
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Hey, what's this?
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What do you know about that?
What?
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A hundred bucks.
A hundred bucks?
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A hundred bucks?
Count me in.
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Second prize, $50.
Third prize, $25.
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Fourth prize, a keg of beer.
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When is it?
What do we have to do?
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Shoot golf.
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Oh, hunting.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Get outta here.
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I'll show you all about
this golf stuff. See, uh...
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You grab yourself a long stick
with a gimmick on the end of it,
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like that, not as big as that.
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You walk up
to the batting place, see?
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And then you take
a mighty swing.
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Oh!
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Come on.
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STOOGES:
Oh!
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[SCREAMING]
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Get outta here
and get going you!
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New men!
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MOE:
All right,
get two barrels off.
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What do you know, we're right
in the middle of one.
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The middle of what?
A golf place.
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I don't see any golfs.
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Ooh! Look at the golfs.
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Now's our chance in sneaking
an hour's practice.
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And it's a cinch to win
that hundred bucks. Come on.
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Wait. How we gonna shoot golfs
without guns?
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Come on, Buffalo Bill.
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[YELLING]
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Pardon me, gentlemen.
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You mean, us?
Yes.
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Are you members of the press?
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Why, uh... I used to be.
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But I didn't do any pressing.
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I went through the pockets,
sort of a dry-cleaning.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Get outta here.
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Why, you gentlemen
misunderstand.
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Why, this tournament is just for
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ladies and gentlemen
of the press.
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Well, I...
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Press.
Yes, sir.
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Press.
Okay, sir.
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Press.
Yes, sir.
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Press.
Yes, sir.
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I'll take care of things now.
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You go and see
the tobacco table is set.
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Yes, sir.
Right.
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[HUMMING]
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Press.
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Press.
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Pull.
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Hey, you, uh...
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Boy, that was quick thinking.
Yes.
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Pardon me.
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Hey, this looks
like a kids' game.
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They're wearing short pants.
Why don't you be quiet?
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That's the kind of clothes
they wear in this game.
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Come on.
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I shot a perfect 78.
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Yeah, for the first hole.
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No, really.
It was a riveting game.
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I'll bet it was.
Lord Douglas, he made...
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Say...
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Where's my golf pants?
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How should I know?
I had them here when I...
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Where are my shoes?
Well, mine too.
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And where's my socks?
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[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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I shot a birdie yesterday.
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You did? That's great.
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Well, Jasper,
what did you shoot yesterday?
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I shot a seven, but they
wouldn't give me the money.
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Ha, ha, ha. You did?
Yeah.
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That's great.
Ha, ha, ha.
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Come on.
You know what I shot?
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Yeah. Go get a bag of bats,
killer. Come on.
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[CLUBS RATTLE]
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I'm very sorry, sir.
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[STOOGES CHATTERING]
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MOE:
Hiya, boys.
Nice day for golf, ain't it?
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Quiet, please.
Oh, you got secrets, eh?
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Sorry, old man.
You're in the trap.
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Trap? What do they catch
around here?
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Pests.
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Oh, they got them here too?
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Go ahead, get started.
All right.
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Say, you know you're supposed
to follow us?
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We don't follow nobody.
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I should say not.
Come on, fellas.
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A lot of open ground out here,
let's go this way.
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Think you own the place?
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Those guys are just beginners.
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You're telling me?
Yeah.
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Watch this, fellas.
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There it is.
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Quiet.
Go ahead, porcupine.
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Hey, you, fore!
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Five.
Six.
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Seven.
Sold to the man
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with the spittoon haircut.
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Oh, getting personal, eh?
Yeah.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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[HUMMING]
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Oh.
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[MOANING]
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[WHOOPING]
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Look, I hit it.
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Oh.
What happened?
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Nothing.
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Oh-oh.
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Look.
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It fell in the hole.
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Just my luck.
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MOE:
Hi, toots.
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Pardon me
before you bat that ball.
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Did you pick up my ball?
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Most assuredly not.
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Uh, pardon me,
did you pick up my ball?
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I should say not.
Say, uh...
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Did you pick up
the gentleman's ball?
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Why, no.
Oh, I did not.
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You did not what?
I still didn't.
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[WHOOPING]
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[WOMEN GIGGLING]
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Pick out your ball, stranger.
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I think this is it.
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MAN:
Come along, girls,
we'll go.
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Spread out.
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Oh, a wise guy?
A head-clunker, eh?
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It came from... Get outta here.
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He didn't do it.
Then you did.
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[MOANING]
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Get out.
Get out before I...
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Oh, a washing machine.
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I didn't know it was Monday.
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[HUMMING]
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[CONTINUES HUMMING]
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[GASPS]
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What are you doing?
My washing.
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Oh, Lady Godiva, eh?
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Hey.
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All the samey, washy shirty?
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Hey. Any of your clothes
on that line?
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No.
Then stay out of it.
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[SCREAMS]
What do you want?
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Ooh! Oh! Ah!
Quiet.
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[WHIMPERING]
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Pardon me, did you see my ball?
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Yeah.
It's up in the tree.
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[WHOOPING]
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[WHOOPING CONTINUES]
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[YELLS]
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[SCREAMS]
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What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
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Chopping down a tree!
You think you're George Wash?
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Say, say, what's the matter?
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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I tell my boss.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Hey, what's the matter?
What are you doing?!
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What are you...?
Chop-a, chop-a, chop-a.
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What are you doing?
You gotta shovel here.
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Uh, quiet now, will ya?
I'm getting better, see?
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The pieces are getting smaller.
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I call the police.
He's crazy. Oh!
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Uh, boss-a, boss-a!
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So is your old man!
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It's a pick and a shovel,
it's no golf.
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They use-a the axe,
and they chop-a the tree.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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That's them over there.
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He... He's pointing
to where you are.
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You mean, he's pointing
where I was.
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Come on, let's go.
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[YELLING]
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To them over there.
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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[WHOOPING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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Nyuk, nyuk... Oh!
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Wait! We lost a barrel!
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What's the matter?
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There goes one.
How do you like that? Come on!
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MOE:
Stop that barrel!
Hey, get it.
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Come on, hurry up.
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[CURLEY WHOOPS]
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STOOGES:
Whoa!
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I'll get this one.
All right?
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[ALL YELLING]
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CURLEY: Whoo!
LARRY: Whoa.
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Ooh!
Whoa!
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MOE:
Come on, hurry up!
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[YELLS]
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[WHOOPING]
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[HORNS HONKING]
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
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[WHIMPERING]
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[YELLING]
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[YELLS]
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Whoa!
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Easy now. Easy.
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[YELLS]
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Ah.
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Oh, will you get out of there?!
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Yeah, help me get out,
would you?
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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MAN:
What's happening, huh?
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Come on!
[SCREAMING]
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What are you...?
Get me outta here.
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Nothing doing.
You think we're going in there?
260
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,144
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
261
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,550
[BOTH YELL]
262
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,648
Boy, if I could get
my hand out of this,
263
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,749
I'd crack your head open.
264
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,083
Can't get it off?
No.
265
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,385
Sure?
Positive.
266
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,853
Agh!
267
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,920
Ooh.
268
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,378
[WHOOPING]
269
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,681
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