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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with fire up.

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field, a dawn passed with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead.

I take my chances.

I've died for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading

ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building.

I might roll a brand new car.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redfoot such a star.

I've never spent much time in school, but I've taught ladies plenty.

It's true, I hire my body out of the bay.

Hey, hey!

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teague's blowin' up for Rocky Welch.

But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay.

Hey, hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.

Cause gold is gold.

I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Did you see the look on Kenny Nail's face when

he heard the score at the last night's game?

Listen, uh, Cole, Sky Kelly's mother just called.

I didn't know Sky Kelly had a mother.

I thought he was hatched by the Bunko Squad.

She's very, very sick.

She needs to see you as soon as possible because Sky's in desperate trouble.

Oh, yeah?

What is it, somebody else's money or somebody else's wife?

She didn't give me the details.

She just said that he's in Argentina, he's in jail, and he's gonna be hanged.

And they say there's no justice?

I've never seen you.

It's so cold.

Cold?

I'm hot.

I mean, just the mention of Sky Kelly's name makes me hot.

You understand?

Well, it's been a long time.

Maybe he's changed.

Come on.

His mother's just as bad as he is.

I don't trust either one of them.

Gee, Colt, I'm really sorry you feel that way.

Because I told her she could wait for you at your house.

Oh, what?

All right, but this better not take long.

I've got to wash my truck.

No, my boy was not like the other boys.

No, Sky always had something extra.

Yeah, probably some other kid's bicycle.

Colt!

No, no, sweetie, no, that's all right.

He's absolutely right.

No, Sky always did like the taste of life's banquet.

Never particularly cared who picked up the check, either.

Now, Colt, I know I have absolutely no right to ask this of you, but...

Could you please go to Argentina and get my boy out of jail before it's too late?

Please, Colt?

Save my Sky?

Please?

Ain't that awful?

She croaked before she ever got a chance to tell

us exactly where in Argentina to find poor old Sky.

Borrego, borreno.

Look, you wouldn't exactly know why old Sky's in the slammer there, would you?

Oh, does it really matter now?

It's Terry.

I don't believe it.

Wow, I never would have seen through that disguise.

You knew all along she wasn't Sky's mother.

Was it really that bad?

No, you were fantastic.

The problem is that Sky's mother weighs about 300 pounds, is a blackjack dealer in

Reno, and the last time Sky visited her, he sold her clothes to pay off a loan shark.

Does this mean you're not going?

Come on, why is it so important to you that I get Sky off the hook?

He owes me money.

Heck, he owes everybody money.

What's he doing in Argentina, anyway?

I don't really know.

He said something about running a private charter airline service.

That makes sense.

The only thing he ever owned was a beat-up old airplane.

Well, he really is in jail, and he's waiting for the hangman.

I found that out from the American embassy in Argentina.

Well, I wouldn't worry about him hanging.

If he ever gets to the gallows, he'd probably pawn off the rope.

Yeah, but what if they do hang him, Colt?

Where's my money?

Such warmth.

Colt, please, go to Argentina for me, please.

Give me one good reason.

For me?

I said a good reason.

Dry money.

For money?

You're not seriously thinking about going down

to Argentina to save that creep's neck, are you?

Moi?

Of course not.

What do you think, I've lost all my marbles?

Colt, you really have lost all your marbles.

Why, I said I wasn't going.

I didn't say anything about we.

Besides, friendship is thicker than IQ points.

Well, we might as well look at the bright side.

The jail where they're holding Skye is located

right in the heart of Argentina's horse country.

Yeah, what figures.

Everybody knows that Skye's a genuine horse's...

I sympathize, Señor Moreno.

But I'm afraid that I can't release Skye Kelly into your custody.

He has certain rights.

And what about my rights as a rancher whom he victimized?

You leave me alone with him for five minutes.

I will not only persuade him to tell me where he's hidden

what he stole from me, but deliver you his confession as well.

Signed in blood.

I am sworn to uphold the law, Señor.

And any law which protects criminals must be changed.

By any means necessary.

Señor Moreno.

Don't do anything foolish.

Try to be patient, though.

Patient?

Skye Kelly stole the embryos of my finest thoroughbred horses.

Everything I have is invested in that breeding.

They must be transplanted to suitable mares quickly, or I will lose everything.

Skye Kelly will get his just desert, Señor Moreno, according to law.

Breeding horses is ruled by the laws of nature, not your laws.

Señor Silvera.

Policia.

That means police, Colt.

Thank you, kid.

Hello.

What can I do for you?

Are you the police chief of this district?

That's right.

I'm Chief Silvera.

And you are Colt Sievers, huh?

They're your friends, Skye Kelly.

He gave me a photograph.

Why?

Well, he said he wanted to use you as a character reference.

We would like to see the prisoner.

Very well.

Your friend's in trouble.

He has to answer some very serious charges.

Augusto.

Would I lead you astray?

Do what I tell you.

Señor Kelly.

You have visitors.

Jesus, in time.

It's a miracle.

Oh, surprise, surprise, surprise.

I knew you wouldn't desert me in the pits of my despair.

Just let me look at you both.

And drink in the savage...

...beauty of your manly faces.

These are my compañeros de peligro.

That means companions in danger.

Get away from the wall.

Why?

I'll explain right after the explosion.

Explosion?

Come on.

They're gonna think you helped me escape.

Okay.

What should we do, Colt?

No choice.

Break out of jail.

Come on.

The truck.

What about our luggage and our passports?

It won't do us any good if we're dead.

You know you can go, Mamacita.

Oh, this is Escalita.

Is she something, huh?

Yeah!

It's

nothing like hot pursuit to fire up the old blood, huh?

Hey, Colt, how are we gonna do this right?

I'd like to present to you Senor Enrique Escalita Ramirez.

Huh?

Right?

My sweet little rose from Argentina.

Senor Seavers, it's a great pleasure to meet you.

Ay, ay, ay.

Oh!

You are even more handsome than your photos which Skye gave to everyone.

Why are you passing out pictures of Colt?

I prize his friendship.

I want the world to share my joy.

Yeah, well, I want some straight answers or I'm gonna let the road share your face.

Now, why the con to get us down here?

Hey, I was a condemned man in need of friendly intervention.

Yeah, well, she intervened a hole in your jailhouse wall.

You didn't need us to do that for you.

Well, the truth is there are some additional circumstances.

Oh, yeah, like the fact that we're now accessories to a jailbreak in a foreign

country and all of our cash, clothes, and passports

are in a car that's in the hands of the police.

Yeah.

Colt, you gotta teach the boy not to sweat the small stuff.

Come on, Skye, what's the story?

Let's talk about it over a cerveza, huh?

I mean, that's Spanish for beer.

Spanish for beer.

Right.

I expect the truth.

Now, that's English for lie to me again and you lose your teeth.

Picky, picky, picky.

Loosen up, Colt.

Hey, don't be shy.

Try these.

The police chief said there's serious charges against you.

Now, like what?

Colt, really, it's hardly worth mentioning.

Salute.

Mention it anyway.

It seems it's a minor dispute.

A minor dispute about some personal property that

some, uh, pushy character claims belongs to him.

There are serious charges against you by now.

This is a crooked force.

You'll be in jail for 15 years.

Try the green ones.

They'll really steam clean your tongue.

What did you steal?

Steal?

Steal.

Come on, that's such a harsh word.

Shh.

Estrelita.

She's gonna be hurt if you don't listen to her audition for you.

Go, honey.

Go, baby.

Me?

Why is she auditioning for me?

I told her you were a big Hollywood producer.

What?

Colt.

Colt.

Everyone has a dream.

In the morning, we're taking you back to jail.

Howie, would you talk some sense into him?

I can't talk, my dear.

Don't move, senor.

I told you they're crooked.

Slip them a couple of hundred and we'll go to jail for 50 years.

Two hundred dollars, huh?

No way.

There's a big reward, my friend, and all I have to do is bring back your heads.

Now, all of you, stand up.

Vamanos.

Vamanos, amigo.

My God, Colt, handle him!

That was great, Colt.

Will you shut up, Sky?

Hey, Sky, don't you have a plane?

Yeah, it's the Lady Lulu.

It's stashed outside of town.

Come on, we're getting out of this country.

Come on, Escalita!

What a guy!

What a guy!

When do we get to the Lady Lulu?

We're there.

Well, so are the police.

What do we do, Colt?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

You are like drunken men.

All talk and no action.

Look at that.

My angel bird's gonna do the trick.

She's gonna get shot, killed.

But for what better cause?

What are you talking about?

Getting killed over me.

Vamanos, se escapa la mujer.

It worked, it worked.

Get us airborne.

You have to treat Lady Lulu like a woman.

You just don't seize her and demand action.

Come

on, you hunk of junk!

Come on, turn over!

Only one engine's going.

Colt, your friend is very astute.

Will

you take off and stop going side to side?

I can't because he shot the aileron.

That's not the aileron that goes side to side.

Then he shot the rudder.

How do I know?

Look out.

The car on the right's gonna nail us.

I'll take care of him.

The sky hits the sky.

You warish pass-by.

There you are.

Somebody forgot to tell them.

Hit it higher!

That bullet is still in the aileron or rudder.

This is maximum height.

Steady, hombre.

Umm...

Did he in it?

Possibly.

I

can't believe it, they must have hit something.

Will they be successful?

Not enough for a re-write.

Play the writer.

I'll

bring us down as smooth as you swear you were in your mother's loving arms.

Mama's loving arms are a little lumpy today.

Stop complaining.

We're alive.

I'd like to stay that way.

Let's move.

This way!

Come on!

Oh!

Oh!

Estrellita, look at that!

She's here, my princess!

I see nowhere to find us.

Oh, we got this vibration sort of together.

You know, we know each other very well.

It's sort of like the Cortican sisters.

I followed the Lady Lulu from down below.

The way you waved and wagged was magnifico.

No, no, he's magnifico.

Me, I'm... I'm fantastico.

A little fantastico.

If we can't get elderly... Lulu's oil line thinks we're on the El Toledo.

It's our only way out of here.

Will you take it easy?

Estrellita's father has the farm and the barn's full of scrap parts.

Are you sure?

Hey, would I lie to you?

You don't have to answer that.

You want to see me, Señor Moreno?

Come in, come in.

Si, Señor.

Kelly has broken out of jail.

Some of the men saw him in the cantina.

He's running from Silvera's men with Estrellita Ramirez

and two Americans who no doubt helped him to escape.

Ramirez?

Isn't he one of your tenant farmers?

Hmm.

So you think they're headed to his farm?

Perhaps.

I want Kelly before Silvera finds him.

You tell the men there'll be a generous reward.

Now that he's a free man, he's fair game.

Si, jefe.

This is a bunch of junk.

I didn't promise an aircraft supply store.

He's been fixing a motorcycle, not an airplane.

Doctor Severs, Señor Kelly told me you have the

power to make my Estrellita to be the next Charro.

You make me very proud.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Ramirez, you have to understand, he's a big operator.

It might not be worth his while.

What about this?

Que bonita, si?

I buy this at auction.

Used only by angels of hell.

Two years I work on it.

Now she is ready.

Eh.

Oil line tubing, el creepo.

Comprende?

No sweat.

That can wait.

Now, Colt.

I want you to see something.

It is really important.

Rabbit sky.

These are very special bunnies.

They're the reason I was in the slammer.

You put us through all of this for bunnies?

Hey, there are rabbits and there are rabbits.

These aren't your ordinary fluffy rodents.

I don't think I want to hear anymore.

Mix two of those.

Colt, listen.

For the first time in my life, I've committed a totally unselfish act.

You see, I've become a godfather to an orphanage in Texas.

And these snowy white, pink-eyed little bunnies, they're going to be pets for the.

..

for the love-starved, you know, tiny children who live there.

Cover the bunnies.

Seguida, muchachos.

Rápido.

Señor Kenny!

Señor Sievers!

I don't know if you've heard this before.

You've got ten seconds to get out of there.

We're coming in to get you.

One...

Two...

It's basically Sky there.

Why don't you just hand him over?

Don't listen to him.

I'm your friend.

Kid, I think at this point they'd like to get a noose around all our necks.

You heard him?

I knew you'd stick by me, buddy.

Well, what are we going to do?

Well, I guess we just have to do some improvising.

Eight...

Nine...

Ten...

Come out now!

We can't spaced hoes away.

Well, that'll do it then,." Oh, we've got to hurry.

Dad and Mom.

I've done my best to get you out of there.

Hey...

I told you.

یہ

Ah, the transmission is coming out.

Maybe those gauchos can give us a lift.

At least lend us some horses, huh?

I wouldn't mind some grub either.

I'm starved.

Come on.

Howdy.

Señores.

Me and my compadres here, we saw your fire and thought we might come sit a spell.

Sit down, por favor.

Gracias.

Nice looking horses.

They best.

I imagine there's a pretty good market for

those around the world, like Arabian stallions.

Oh, there could be, except we have a problem exporting them.

They don't winnie in English.

Just a witticism.

Problem, Colt, is that there's an outbreak of fever ticks.

They're not allowing any new stock in the United States, but I...

I hear there's a way to get around that.

Well, we simply ship them before they are born.

We remove the embryo from the mares.

Hey, what's all this talk about embryo and everything?

Come on.

I'm trying to eat my food.

We got trouble.

That's Moreno's foreman.

Who's Moreno?

He's a big horse breeder around here.

He's the reason I was put in jail.

It wasn't my fault.

What wasn't your fault?

It's a long story.

Well, Kelly, how convenient for you and your friends to be on Señor Moreno's land.

Señor Moreno has promised us a fine reward, amigos, for them.

I will take the one called Seavers.

Colt, Skye's leaving.

Who are you?

Yeah, I'll bet you were.

Now turn this thing around.

I sure will.

Look here.

Look, I'm on your side.

Turn it around.

Colt, what a team we make.

Like a fine Swiss watch.

This ought to work perfect.

We can fix the oil line break with this tubing.

But we got a bigger problem.

Yeah?

Like what?

One of the slugs severed the rudder cable.

Which means?

Which means we can't fly in a straight line.

Well, Colt's gonna be back on the farm with the whirling equipment any time now,

so... I could have got it a lot easier.

You could have also left us in the lurch.

Hey, do I sense a sense of distrust seeping in between us?

Seeping in?

Try a tidal wave.

You just want to bring those bunnies back here.

Hey, that is not true.

I mean, how can you say that?

You leave me speechless.

I wish.

How can you be so cruel and hard-hearted?

And what about those little kids in the orphanage?

Stow it, Skye.

I'm not buying.

Okay, you're gonna force me to do something I've never done before in my life.

Howie, I am going to level with you.

Will you give it a rest, Skye?

I swear to you, I swear this is the truth, I swear it on my mother's grave.

Your mother's still alive.

Nobody lives forever.

Remember you talking about those horses and everything with the fever ticks?

What's that got to do with rabbits?

What are rabbits good for?

I don't know, Easter.

Besides that?

Magicians like to pull them out of hats.

That's a good trick, but I'm talking about the miracle of breeding.

Those rabbits are carrying Merino's horse embryos?

I know it's hard to believe.

No, it isn't.

I know it could be done.

Bingo!

You got it, that's right.

I had a veterinarian take every little baby horsey, right?

And put it into every little mummy bunny.

No wonder it was so important for you to bring those rabbits back to the States.

We got two days to put the embryos back into the mare.

It's a simple but brilliant plan, but that's the kind of guy I am.

You're a horse thief.

That's the kind of guy you are.

Hey, there's no law against stealing unborn horses besides Merino.

She probably stole from all his people around him just to get his millions.

I mean, we're just evening up the score.

Look, we're all gonna get rich.

It's like Robin Hood.

That's it.

Robin Hood.

Yeah, let's try this on the plane.

Robin Hood.

This is the first sentence.

Garao, you are a great producer.

Well, it looks like this tubing should work.

It'd be a heck of a lot better if we had some baling wire to tie it off with.

Got anything like that around, Skye?

Skye?

Skye!

What's that you think you're doing?

What's it look like I'm doing?

I thought you said the rudder cable was broken.

Well, it's not broken, just a little frayed, that's all.

Well, what about Colt?

Colt?

Colt wants to walk away from a half a million dollars.

In my book, that makes him a man that's crazy.

Yeah, well, in my book, that makes him an honest man.

What kind of a shabby excuse is that?

Listen, look, listen to me.

Just you and me, right?

We'll hide the plane, we get the rabbits, we sell

them to this rancher that I got lined up in Texas.

We'll split the booty right down the middle, huh?

80-20.

Skye, you give Treachery a bad name.

Okay, 70-30.

60-40?

You think Colt's stranded just like that?

Hey, amigo, will you lighten up?

I wouldn't really have abandoned Colt.

I... I was just making sure you were as loyal to him as me.

Here, come on.

Well, this should fix the rudder cable just fine.

A car.

It must be Moreno's man.

You give this equipment to the plane, I'll give him something to run at.

There it is, my jeep.

Where's he?

Let's look around.

Where'd he go?

Okay, spread out.

Find him.

Come on, he can't get far.

Colt's gonna flip when he finds out what you've done.

I'm not gonna let him get away.

Oh, I gotta tell you something.

Yeah, well, tell me on the plane.

Yeah, but it's... it's important.

I... I... Colt... There's no time.

Hurry.

Me cariñito.

What's she doing on the plane?

That's part of what I was trying to tell you.

What's the other part?

This.

Rabbits?

Some people might look upon them as rabbits.

I see them more as two million rabbits.

Two hundred dollars.

Hey, what's no good?

Get them off.

Uh, Colt, I think we ought to leave the rabbits where they are.

Why?

Well, for the same reason that I let them on board in the first place.

Listen to him, Colt.

The rabbits go with us.

Go, rabbits, and that's final.

Colt, amigo, do not push your luck as much as it pains me.

I wouldn't hesitate to blow your head off.

Unfortunately, I can't trust you.

So, now here's the plan, Colt.

You fly the plane, I hold the gun.

How about I sit here, you hold the gun, they come shoot us.

What are you talking about?

Who's they?

Well, Marino's gauchos are Severa's deputies.

Does it matter?

All of Argentina hates you.

Make that the entire United Nations.

Ah, it's the gauchos.

Come on, let's move it.

Now.

Hey, you shoot me, they shoot me.

What's the difference?

I think I'll just sit this one out.

Are you crazy?

They're serious.

Well, you're not.

Yeah, I mean, well...

They're almost in range.

Not that serious.

The guns guy?

Will you get us out of here?

I'll make it a stick.

Give it full throttle.

I'm flying, this is great, Skye.

You are driving it.

Flying means it's in the air.

The tail's frozen.

We can't get out.

We've been boloed.

I told you to use the throttle.

Ah, nothing can stop us now.

You know, does nothing mean trees?

How much gas in the wing tanks?

I think enough to get us airborne.

We can crossfeed off the auxiliary tanks when we're level.

Good, we get airborne, we got it made.

Oh, Lord.

Just get us, just get us past those trees.

I'll become a different person.

Farewell to you, Argentina.

Hello, you all, Texas Plains.

Colt, I'm gonna tell you something.

It's great to be young, free, and gorgeous like me.

Hey, little lady, guess where you're going.

Huh?

You're going to Texas.

Where they got carrots the size of baseball bats.

How do you like that?

He's even counting the rabbits.

And Uncle Skye's gonna convert all those little horsies

in your little tummy into good old American dollars.

Some trick, huh?

You got it wrong, Uncle Skye.

Your buddies are going back to where they belong, to Marino's.

Marino's?

Are you crazy?

He used my head for polo practice.

Mr. Leader, can you see Marino's ranch from here?

Not yet.

Colt, you can't be serious.

We're home free.

We got the whole enchilada by the Brass Frioli.

I mean, no more beer and pretzels.

It's champagne and filet mignon, color TV in every room.

Oh, no, not room, every cell.

Colt, please.

We're both rational human beings.

Please... All right, we... May not see eye to eye on everything.

There, to the left.

His stables are over there, and his private landing strip is just beyond it.

Colt, listen to me.

Lady Luck is knocking on your door.

Don't spit on her tiara.

Mr. Leader, will you talk to him?

No.

No?

No?

Why not?

I think maybe you lied to me about getting me a job singing in Hollywood.

I know you lied to me about the rabbits.

That means nothing.

I lied to everybody.

Here, Allie.

Keep your eye on him, huh?

One move and he's rabbits, too.

Where are you going, Colt?

There's a little trick I always wanted to try.

You know what you have to do.

But wait for it.

Senor Marino?

Yes.

My name is Colt Seavers.

I believe this property belongs to you.

A rabbit?

Horses.

You'll find the embryos inside the rabbits.

Where's Kelly?

He's in the plane.

Bring Kelly to me.

And the rest of these rabbits, as well.

Senor Marino, I want you to know that me and my friend had nothing to do with this.

Well, since you returned my property, I will accept that.

You seem like an honorable man.

All I want now is Kelly.

Yeah, well, he's coming.

I can tell that you are angry with me.

Mamacita, please believe me.

All my heart is all set.

If I were this guy here, he would never... I

would do nothing, anything to hurt you, really.

I can't believe you.

You held a gun on your friend.

That is not the way compadres act with one another.

I know.

All that talk, too, about, you know, Hollywood and singing and, uh...

Believe me, sometimes I even... I fool myself.

You are a fool.

What?

You are a fool if you think that is the only reason I love you.

It's not the only reason?

No.

I love you even if you do talk like an estafador.

An esta for which?

It's kind of like a swindler.

Oh, honey, sweetheart, angel.

Gosh, the thing.

You mean that all along you knew.

I will see that justice is done.

Colt, for the love of mercy, you can't leave me here with him.

He will be tried according to the laws of my country.

I am an honorable man.

Oh, I can see that, but you have one big problem.

You'll have to ship the rabbits right away.

Because if Silvera impounds them as evidence for Skye's

trial, you'll wind up with a lot of justice and no money.

Senor, you would make an excellent attorney.

However, there is the matter of honor.

Colt, his honor means my head.

I would like to pay you and your friend for the inconvenience you have.

You have suffered $5,000.

I'm sorry, but we can't accept that.

You are also an honorable man.

Well, that's too bad.

Hold them all.

What's next?

It's simple.

There can be no trial if the criminal is dead.

And without witnesses, no one will ever know.

Excuse me.

Does this scene look familiar to you, Bing?

Yes.

It's right out of the picture of Hope Crosby.

Yes.

Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake... They are gone and flipped their guards.

Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.

Bake me a cake as fast as you can.

Oh, no, not you again.

Come on.

We have unloaded all the rabbits, Senor Moreno.

I knew you wouldn't leave me there to play target for those Pampas pirates.

Well, it took some doing, but I fought the temptation.

There isn't enough gasoline to get us across the border.

Is there any extra gas around here?

Sure, there's plenty behind that Quonset hut.

All right, we've got to get Lady Little Ooze and her last flight.

What are you talking about?

You'll see.

There isn't time to refuel.

They're going to catch us and shoot us.

Not unless they think we're dead beforehand.

Agarillos!

Agarillos!

Agarillos!

All right, everyone get ready to bail out.

Okay, out.

Run fast.

Get out of here.

They hit my gas tanks.

Why oh why did you do that?

Make them think that we're dead, you deadbeat.

So what's our plan?

Well, we walk to Paraguay in freedom.

It's only 40 miles.

Not me.

I'm not going anywhere.

We certainly can't stay here.

No, I'm a free man.

Besides, me and Estrelita got a lot of making up to do.

What are you talking about?

Well, Colt, I just can't walk away now.

I mean, being dead is the opportunity of a lifetime.

Come on.

We'll see you, huh?

See you.

Bye.

Hey, thanks!

Adios!

Bye!

Take care of yourselves.

I want you all to try this.

It's Argentinian wine.

They're starting a whole new industry down there, you know.

Well, where'd you get the bottle?

Sky sent it to me.

Sky sent you wine?

Yeah.

It seems that he planted Estrelita's farm with vines.

He wanted to know if I was interested in investing.

Well, that's one thing I like about Sky.

He's got the gift of grab.

Hi, it's me.

Sorry, we have no parts for little old ladies.

Oh, that's cute.

Where's my money?

Oh, you'll get your money as soon as Sky comes back.

Well, Sky's never gonna pay you back.

I didn't say to let him go.

You let him go out of the goodness of your little heart.

Well, whatever it is you're up to, the answer is no.

Oh, come on, Colt.

I just have one little favor to ask you.

Colt!

Colt!

Well, that was rude.

I know.

You see, I have this friend who's stuck in Arpavolta.