Original subtitles

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell.

But I've been seen with Farrah.

I've never been with anything less than a nine.

So fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field.

Gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead.

I take my chances.

I die for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading

ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building.

I might roll a brand new car.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redfoot such a star.

I've never spent much time in school.

But I've taught ladies plenty.

It's true, I hire my body out to pay.

Hey, hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teague's blow up for Rocky Welch.

But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay.

Hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine.

MR.

TRAIL,

WHAT A JOB HE'S DONE.

HE'S WIN 8 STRAIGHT FIGHTS.

AND FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS HE WANTS TO MAKE Spike Matthews VICTIM NUMBER 9.

ON

HIS LEFT HAND, A SOLID WRITE TO THE JAW OF MATTHEWS.

BRADIGAN WORKING TO THE MIDSECTION.

AND PUTTING HIS COMBINATIONS TOGETHER NOW.

Now, working downstairs and upstairs, and he

seems to have Matthews just where he wants him.

Brannigan, calm, cool, and confident.

Throws a left and a right.

Slow down, you'll wear yourself out.

Enjoying this battle.

Solid right hand by Brannigan for his man.

Punching away with combinations to the body and the head.

Higgins hurt.

His legs are wobbling.

He might go down.

He's out of gas, Lou.

Next round, I'll put him away.

What are you talking about?

Your face looks like two-day-old hamburger.

You're like a son to me, kid.

I can't stand this slaughter anymore.

I'm gonna throw in the towel, Leon.

You're crazy.

I'm in fine shape.

I feel great.

He's the one on the ropes, Lou.

Stop worrying.

I'm gonna win this one for you, just like I won the last eight.

The last eight fights were fixed.

This is for real.

What do you mean, fixed?

I can't bear watching you taken apart.

You're trying to protect me.

But you don't have to worry anymore.

This is my last fight.

And I'm going out a winner.

You guys still appear to be in great shape.

And there's the bell, as they come out to start the round.

Brannigan with the left, and another.

Brannigan appears very confident as this round begins, advancing on Matthews.

Brannigan with the left and right combination, driving Matthews back.

Brannigan appears very, very much in charge now.

The president isn't gonna like it if Brannigan wins the fight, Lou.

When?

He's just putting on a show.

Solid right hand.

Brannigan working to the bottom.

Buzz off before they throw a net over you.

You look a little hot, Lou.

You better make sure your kid takes a dive.

I know how to handle my boy.

You ain't your boy anymore, Lou.

You sold this contract to Breslin, remember?

I remember, I remember.

I also didn't expect to get Laurel and Hardy when I agreed the front for Breslin.

He's got a big investment in the king.

He'll pay off, cause Breslin's got fights lined up with Brannigan for next summer.

Left hand, another left, right to the body.

Another left to the body.

Brannigan, left to the right.

Driving Matthews back, nailing him at the top.

One is ninth straight by a knockout.

Yeah,

come on, let's get out of here.

I'm allergic to mobs.

Especially when they're after me.

Action!

All right, kid.

I'm rolling in the truck.

Get set.

On your tape.

Got it, Colt.

Let's do it, Colt.

There goes the anchor, Colt.

Colt, you okay?

You look a little down.

Nothing but 4,000 bucks and the new back wouldn't cure.

Oh, the balloon payment on the truck.

How's this?

How about a second mortgage on the house?

The third mortgage was a down payment.

Well, at least I can help your back.

Yeah, get me to my hot tub for a couple of hours.

Forget about the hot tub.

What you need is the soothing touch of an experienced woman.

Not tonight, Howie.

Colt, trust me, I'm gonna put you in the hands of a professional.

But, yes, right.

Good.

Okay, this is not my idea of a soothing touch.

Bear with it, Colt.

Tomorrow your body will be totally free of pain.

Yeah, that's because tomorrow it's gonna be totally numb.

Does it hurt when I do this?

Oh, no, no, it's nice, nice, nice.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Oh, please do.

No, we're finished.

You can get dressed.

And if I were you, I wouldn't do any yomping for a few days.

Yomping?

I don't think I'll be able to do any walking.

Come here.

Why the house call, Terry?

Ah, do any of you remember Lou Carnesco?

Who could forget the most obnoxious con man in America?

What'd they get him for this time?

Uh, running a crap game behind a taco stand.

Oh, and you bailed him out again.

Well, I admit it might have been a slight error

in judgment, but one that can be easily corrected.

You see, they've spotted him in Las Vegas, and I was hoping maybe...

Yeah, well, well, forget it.

I don't even want to think of that worm.

Yeah, the memories are too painful.

Oh, come on.

It couldn't have been that hard to find.

Oh, finding Lou was no problem.

Getting him out of Las Vegas, now, that's a different story.

Cole, that was a long time ago.

People change.

Yeah, well, in Lou's case, it'd only be for the worst.

Last time, he nearly got us killed.

2,000.

3,000, all right.

That's my final offer.

Terry, it's been proven time and time again that

sociopathic personalities like Lou Carnesco's do not change.

I can assure you that our answers are very definite.

4,000.

Sold.

That's nothing to worry about.

What are you doing?

I'm still working on my first bite.

His beef is so old, it's got varicose veins.

More wine, sir?

You call that wine?

My mother use better vinegar or salad dressings.

We've never had any complaints, sir.

Yeah, have you checked the autopsy report lately?

Lou, why don't we just settle the bill?

Bring me the check and don't get embarrassed.

You want me to pay this or have it appraised?

Here, and take 5% out for yourself for a tip.

The service was underwhelming.

Lou, you wanted to talk about something important.

Leon, in two weeks, you're gonna fight Marty Boylan.

I've retired, Lou.

And that's the end of it.

What do you want?

You have a telephone call, sir.

Tell him I'm not in.

Leon, you're not gonna fight again.

You promised.

I won't go back on my word.

Think he's in there, Colt?

Well, I called Brannigan a couple hours ago.

He was supposed to meet Lou here.

Of course, nothing involving Lou ever turns out easy.

What do you say, Louie?

Boy, you must be loaded eating in a fancy restaurant like this.

You were dumb, Louie.

Mr. Bresin's very unhappy.

You double-crossed a very important man.

The contract's no good to Mr. Bresin if Brannigan quits.

Mr. Bresin bet an awful lot of money on this last fight and lost it.

On top of it, you walked off with the purse.

20 grand.

It's all a misunderstanding.

I just forgot to bring the 20 grand to Mr. Bresin.

It's sitting in the back of my trunk of my car.

Come on, I'll show you.

Seavers!

And his faithful companion, Tonto!

Yeah, you remembered, huh?

How could I forget?

But in your case, I'll make an exception.

What are you doing here?

Does the name Terry Michaels mean anything to you?

Are you still working for that bimbo?

That's terrific!

Yeah?

Well, she revoked your bond.

Good for her.

For a minute there, I thought maybe Selma sent you.

Who's Selma?

The abominable snow lady.

My ex-wife.

Let's go.

I'm ready.

Justice must be served.

Colt, are you getting that deja vu feeling here?

Absolutely.

I don't want nearly to get killed again.

Let's go get in the truck.

Hey, I'm your prisoner!

I'm wanted in L.A.!

Wait!

Go

on!

Seavers, get going!

I'll

never find us out here, Colt.

Okay, Lou, who were the guys with the guns?

How do I know?

I thought they were after you.

Oh, sure, you were running to practice for the Boston Marathon.

Would I lie?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I try to go straight and what happens?

Straight?

You wouldn't know straight if it was painted down the middle of the street.

Who writes your material?

My ex-wife?

Yeah, where'd you find a woman that would marry you?

The Miami home for the rude.

Boy, you make one mistake, you never stop paying.

That broad stole the best six weeks of my life.

It wasn't that flu, that was petty larceny.

You know where my problem is?

I'm too good-looking.

I don't believe that bad luck.

Johnny Green just fractured a third metacarpal in his left hand.

We have four hours of satellite time bought.

Been advanced from the cable TV, plus all the commercial tie-ins.

Where are we gonna find somebody to fight on such short notice?

You remember Rocky?

Yeah, I'm already one step ahead of you.

We'll give a local boy a shot at the title.

Live in Vegas.

We got the main event of the year.

I'm talking about American Dream, baby.

The chance of a lifetime for nobody to fight the greatest.

Me, the heavyweight champion of the world.

Fans will eat it up.

Everybody loves Underdog.

Yeah.

And now all we gotta do is find him.

What about that kid we saw fight on TV last week?

Bam Bam Brannigan?

Yeah, I like him.

I don't know, champ.

He's a pretty gutsy fighter.

Gutsier the better.

I don't want this to be a cakewalk.

I want the fans to get their money back.

I want his words.

Yeah.

But remember what happened in the movie.

He's no Rocky.

And I'm no Apollo Creed.

I don't think we're being followed.

What kind of birdbrain scam are you pulling this time, Lou?

Me?

Scam?

Cedars.

It never occurred to you a person can change.

You could only be for the worst.

Come on, let's hear it, Lou.

Okay, okay.

I forgot to pay a few debts.

They want the money or my body.

Good.

Then you'll be happy to see L.A.

City Limits.

Before we go, can we make a stop?

Plenty of service stations on the way, Lou.

I gotta say goodbye to a friend.

Where would you find a friend?

You know your problem?

Your mouse got motor trouble.

Listen, this kid depends upon me.

If I disappear, he'll go to pieces.

He's depending on you.

He's already in pieces, Lou.

Come on, it'll only take an extra 15 minutes.

Who is this dependent person?

Lou, what happened?

Why did you run out of the restaurant at lunch?

I wasn't feeling too good.

The food reached my stomach.

Lou, telephone.

Me?

Come on, it could be my broker.

Yeah, Lou Kornesco.

Al Prince.

Well, uh... Listen, Al, I've gotta check out our schedule.

My arm.

Cut it off.

Leon, it's the champ.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking champ, like in Larry Holmes.

What's that got to do with me?

Holmes wants to give you a shot at the title.

Leon, don't listen to him.

Leon, this is the answer to all your dreams.

The big score.

The heavy one.

Lou, I can't, remember?

Leon, do you know what you're saying?

We're talking millions.

This is a chance of a lifetime.

You can't quit now.

What about your dream?

Brenda, tell him it's all right.

I can't do that.

Brenda, what about the house you've always dreamed about?

What about the security you want?

It's true, Brenda.

What else have I got to offer you?

What about love, Leon?

I never asked for more.

I've seen what happens to fighters.

We're talking one fight.

One fight for the championship.

And we've got it made.

You know how I feel.

Mind if we talk?

You think he should fight, too?

It's not important what I think.

The fact is, if you don't want him to fight Holmes, he probably won't.

That's what I want.

You know, you take away his dream.

He may never forgive you.

I'm afraid for him.

I don't want to see him get hurt.

Walking out isn't going to help.

Now, would I stall you, Al?

Sure the kid is ready.

Go ahead, Leon.

Al, you got yourself a fight.

Send over the papers.

There's just one small thing.

I want the payments in cash.

We're on our way, kid.

Nothing can stop us now.

Luke.

Well, there is one small technical problem.

I won't be around when you're going to fight.

Hey, what's going on here?

Lou jumped bail in Los Angeles.

We're taking him back now.

Lou's my manager.

I'm nothing without him.

I can't fight without Lou.

I trust him.

Believe me, there are a few people around who's trustworthy.

If I don't have Lou, I can't fight.

I couldn't.

Let's

nail Carnesco now.

Ah, be cool.

Too many witnesses here.

We wait.

It's no use, Leon.

He never heard of compassion.

Please.

The fight's in three days.

Let me work with Lou up until the final bell.

Not one second longer.

Then he's yours.

I promise.

Give me a shot.

All right.

You got your dream.

Thanks.

Come on.

Well, if this is a side of you I've never seen.

Underneath, you're romantic.

What is that, a proposal?

Thanks for understanding about my dream.

I know it couldn't have been very easy on you.

I agreed, didn't I?

Yeah.

But I know it's not what you wanted.

I don't think there's anything else to be said.

You're going to fight.

Honey, nothing's gonna happen to me.

And when it's over, I'll be all yours.

I only hope you're okay.

You're all mine.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'll put it in words you use.

I don't want a man with a scrambled brain and a face to match.

I don't want you ending up on queer street.

Thanks, babe.

Thanks for caring.

It's your friends again.

I thought you said I didn't have any.

One of us is gonna have to go back out there.

I got a war wound.

We'll do a remake of the Niven picture.

Keep an eye on him.

Okay.

I wonder what he's doing.

Maybe he's gotta fix a broken leg.

When I run for the truck, be ready.

You think it'll work?

I did in the picture.

Then why don't I feel better?

There they go.

Let's get them.

Find

a safe place for Leon to train.

Look no further.

I got just a place.

Eden, up in the mountains.

Get all the gear and a portable ring.

And let's go to work.

All that stuff won't fit in this truck.

Truck?

This?

You and Lou Karnesco.

A class act.

This hasn't been a class act since the Spanish-American War.

How much do you pay for this, Lou?

A hundred and a half.

I can't believe you put our lives into a bus like this.

It was either this or a hearse.

Well, when they bought the gym equipment, big mouth

Karnesco said they were going up to the old training camp.

Ah, that's where they're going.

Well, they'll have to come by here.

There they are.

I think we got them.

Let me have it, Lou.

Get out of there, Lou.

Get him out.

Take a look at my box.

I still owe three payments.

Get on it.

I'm

going to give it to the police.

You got some bags.

There's an opening.

It's too narrow.

We'll never make it.

I'll stay honest and good the rest of my life.

Who's going to believe you?

Let's go back and pick up all the pieces.

There's money at salvage.

Blue.

What?

Shut up.

Only when your lips move.

That hurt, Colt.

There's a lot more pain coming.

Okay, okay.

Those two goons work for a guy called Mel Breslin.

He twisted my arm.

He wanted Leon to take a dive during the last fight.

I wouldn't let him.

I don't care what happens to me.

But I wouldn't let Leon take a dive.

Would I, kid?

How long has he been twisting your arm, Blue?

Quite a while.

Like, all eight fights before Matthews?

I tried to tell you.

You're a good kid.

Yeah, you sure did.

All eight of those fights were fixed.

Breslin had us over a barrel.

There was nothing I could do about it.

About what?

I wanted to protect my boy.

How?

I sold Leon's contract to Breslin.

That's why I had a front for the bum.

It was either that or they were going to kill me.

And I'm allergic to death.

So that's it.

There's always more with Lou.

Go on.

I kept the money from the last fight.

So give it back to him.

I can't.

I lost it.

Where'd you lose it?

To a bookie.

You lost $20,000 on me?

I thought it was a safe bet.

We might as well all call it quits.

Leon, this has nothing to do with Lou.

You wanted a shot at the title, you got it.

But you're going to have to grow up.

The fastest way to do that is to get Lou Karnesco out of your life.

If I'm going to fight, I still need Lou.

Thanks, kid.

I won't disappoint you.

I promise.

You'll think of something.

Left, Leon.

Left.

That's good.

Good.

Good.

Left, Leon.

Good, Leon.

Left.

Now you're right.

Save your energy.

You would make a lousy stuntman, kid.

How come?

Cause you keep hitting me.

Did I hurt you, Cole?

You kidding?

Cole can take a punch better than anybody else in the world.

Go on, Leon.

Give him your best shot.

Come on.

You'll see.

It's all good.

Don't press it.

Leave.

Punch him, that's it, come on, yeah!

Will you shut up, kid?

You two kids have fun, and I'm going off for some fresh air.

Go with him.

He's sticking so close to me, I think I got fungus.

I always wanted a top-ranked fighter, Lou.

Mel, stick with me, you'll be wearing carrots bigger than diamonds.

The thing is, Brannigan's getting a new manager.

And you?

You're getting a funeral.

Are you kidding?

Leo won't get in the ring without me, I'm like his father.

If he finds out that you're in on this, all you've got is a piece of paper.

Who do you think stopped the kid from quitting?

Me!

Okay.

Okay.

But, uh, Lou, come here.

You give me one problem.

One problem!

And I fill a punching bag with your pieces.

You sure it wasn't Lou?

Positive, they hit him first.

What's going on, a half a day?

Where have you been?

You're worried.

Only that they showed you mercy.

Was it Bresin?

Who else?

I bet he wants me to take a dive.

You'd lose.

He wants a champion.

I wouldn't fight for him.

That's what I told him.

What else did you tell him?

I told him that Bam Bam gets a full share.

What happens to the rest of the purse?

We made a compromise.

Bresin gets it all.

For today's fight, in cash, four and one half million dollars!

The

greatest boxer-punchers in the history of the game.

He is the original... Sugar Ray Robinson!

Oh, boy.

From San Diego, former live heavyweight boxing champion of the world...

Archie Moore!

Hey, what are you doing?

Stealing money?

Take it away from me.

Take it away from me.

Hey, you look good with ginseng, son.

I've never seen so many champs before, and in person.

Wow, this really takes me back.

To what?

To Princeton.

I was the runner-up in the freshman intercollegiate boxing finals.

A former featherweight and super featherweight boxing champion of the world.

..

Bobby Chacon!

Here we will pass the main event, 15 rounds of boxing...

for the heavyweight championship of the world.

On my right, the challenger, the hometown favorite... Leon... Bam-Bam... Brannigan!

Really

needing no introduction the world over.

From Easton, Pennsylvania...

He is the undisputed and undefeated... heavyweight boxing champion of the world...

Larry Holmes!

Gentlemen, I want to bring you a prize.

One thing about Brannigan, he's game.

He keeps moving in on the champion despite the

sharp combinations that Holmes is throwing at him.

Holmes very much in charge.

The crowd urging him on as Holmes advances against Brannigan...

and spins the runner with a solid left hand.

No one expected that Brannigan would put on this good a showing against the champion.

Brannigan can take it.

And he keeps coming back for more.

You've got to admire the courage of this young challenger...

in against the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world.

But Holmes putting all of that aside is very businesslike...

as he works against this young pretender to his crown.

Driving Brannigan back into the ropes and urged down by the crowd...

Holmes to the left and right that Brannigan slips away from.

The crowd loves every moment of it and Holmes continues to pressure the attack.

Solid right hand by Holmes and Brannigan covering up and dancing away.

In round number two and the champion Holmes continues to be the man in charge.

Brannigan is game but he's overmatched.

Come on Bam Bam!

When do we pick up our percentage?

I don't deal in percents.

You guys make sure you get it all, huh?

You've got to admire the guts and courage of young Brannigan now.

The crowd urging him on.

He's a local favorite here in Las Vegas.

But that may not be enough.

Holmes advancing towards lefts and rights.

Brannigan dodging.

Brannigan's not going to lie down just because of

the champion's reputation, ladies and gentlemen.

In fact, Brannigan is a courageous fighter

as we're nearing the end of round number two.

Throws a right hand and Holmes slips away from it.

Now Brannigan's on the attack.

Urged down by his corner and by the crowd.

Although Holmes is hitting him with disdain.

Throws a couple of left steps away.

Holmes dodging and weaving as Brannigan tries to mount an attack.

Holmes covering up nicely.

Dancing away.

Looking at his man.

Throws a series of lefts and rights to the body.

Blocking a left by Brannigan.

Brannigan a wild right hand.

And there's the bell.

You don't have to take any more punishment, Katie.

You've already proven yourself.

Take the money and run.

I'm going the distance.

I've got to admire the heart and courage of this kid.

There's the champion.

Calm, cool, confident.

But you know, one punch and he'd be without that crown.

And Brannigan can't punch.

We all know that.

Round number three.

Right hand by Brannigan.

Champion drives him back.

Cover up, come on!

Holmes is stalking his young challenger.

The champion relentless in the attack.

Holmes continues to pressure on Brannigan.

All right.

And a left hand and Brannigan is in the corner.

Brannigan is hurt.

Crowd roars its approval.

Saluting both the champion, Holmes, and the challenger, Brannigan.

Attention, friends.

We have the time.

One minute, 50 seconds in round number three.

The winner by...

Are you sure you're all right?

I'll be fine.

As long as I don't look in the mirror.

For a minute, I thought you had him there.

When was that?

Just before the fight started.

I'll be right back, Seavers.

I want to change, then get the money.

Cole, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have made it that far.

Thanks.

Anytime.

Hold it, hold it.

You're not going to give me just that one piece of paper, are you, Al?

Why not?

Because I told you I wanted cash.

What about having the truth in advertising?

The purse was supposed to be in cash.

You want $250,000 in cash?

I wonder where Lou is.

That's him.

Come on in.

Hello, champ.

How you doing?

Champ.

Hey, how you doing?

Champ.

You're some kind of boxer, kid.

Thanks, champ.

You're not so bad yourself.

Then let's drink to your future.

To our future.

Good job.

Where's Lou?

You in back yet?

From where?

My office.

He wouldn't take a check for you if he insisted on cash.

Well, Lou and the money have disappeared.

I can't believe it.

How could he have done such a thing?

Because blueberries are blue and Lou is Lou.

Come on, let's get out of here.

I think they went that way.

They got the dough.

How bad is it?

I tripped and bumped my head.

I thought they got you.

Was this a falling out of thieves?

You really think I was trying to steal that bread?

Yeah.

Are you kidding?

If I wanted that dough, it would have been halfway to Grand Canyon by this time.

I tried to stop those guys from getting the money.

Except it didn't work out.

Why did you insist on cash?

Because of Selma.

Selma?

Selma, as in the famous ex-wife?

Selma, the famous ex-wife.

She put a lien on my bank account.

That's why I couldn't take a check.

Otherwise, Leon wouldn't have got a cent.

Oh, Lou, come on.

I don't believe it.

You doing something decent?

Yeah.

And decent doesn't always pay.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

Can't be serious.

Dead serious, you deadbeat.

Hand over the cash.

Otherwise, I go to the cops.

Breslin, the fight fixer.

And I know enough about that subject to sing

two shows a night for the next three weeks.

Hey, listen, my friend.

You sound like you really got a death wish, and I'm gonna grant it.

Don't give me the small-time threats, you two-time chiseler.

I'll be at the club in an hour.

Have the cash ready.

Otherwise, Wondermouth spews higher than Mount St. Helena.

Breslin won't give me the money.

He'll try to knock me off.

That's what we're counting on.

Someday, you guys are gonna be arrested for impersonating human beings.

Nice, nice, Louie.

Well, well, hello, Louie.

So, uh, you wanna make a deal, huh?

Hello, Lou.

You're a very hard man to understand.

On the other hand, you're an easy man to dislike.

Mel, if I ever said anything to insult you, I meant it.

Funny, Lou.

Very funny.

Hey, once I'm inside, you know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

It doesn't work.

Well, they'll send flowers.

Ask everybody to contribute to Lou Canesco's school of charm.

Yeah.

Yeah, a private stock for Mr. Breslin?

I'm to deliver it directly to his office.

I'd rather stay here.

The sight of living people gives me a safe, warm feeling.

That's an illusion, Lou.

Let's go.

You

never know what to quit, do you, Lou?

Where are you taking me?

My office.

What are you going to do?

Tie me to a chair and bore me to death?

Oh, just sit there.

He's got the money in the file.

Get him!

Step on it, kid.

Watch

out for my truck, Howard.

Look at the bright side, Colt.

It could have been worse.

Worse?

Even some of it would have been better.

Oh,

there's a one-way street.

And I'm only going one way.

Why don't you use the street like everybody else?

Oh, no!

Great kid.

Don't encourage him.

Let's get him.

Right, Howie.

Why, Colt?

Instinct.

You see him anywhere?

No.

Let's go.

There they are.

Go.

Go get them.

Why?

It's better to be the chaser than the Jay -Z.

From the way, don't catch up.

What's this?

Howie, you're not going to try to...

Run a little neon around it and make a nice sign.

Fine.

Please, let us say good-bye.

We'll never be able to thank you enough.

Well, Colt, I don't think we'll ever be able to thank you enough.

Don't worry about it.

You'd better get Lou off the phone and hit the road.

Lou?

I'll get back to you later.

Kid, I got us 100 grand to fight Beldas next month.

Will you get him out of here?

Come on, Lou.

We got a long drive ahead of us.

Severs.

After all you and I've been through together.

Are you going to let that broad Terry Michaels come in?

You know, Lou, I was thinking the same thing.

No fooling.

Until I realized that we don't have a friendship, Lou.

Okay, Severs.

It's a shootout at OK Corral.

You're not taking me in.

Where's Kinesco?

Where's that miserable little cum artist?

Lou!

Lou, I know you're in here!

Out the back door.

What are we waiting for?

You owe me money!

She thought Attila the Hun had everything he knew.

Lou!

Lou!

Lou!

Lou!