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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell.

But I've been seen with Farrah.

I've never been with anything less than a nine.

So fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field.

Gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead.

I take my chances.

I die for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading

ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building.

I might roll a brand new car.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school.

But I've taught ladies plenty.

It's true, I hire my body out from bay.

Hey, hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teague's blown-up for Rockin' Welch.

But when I wind up in the head of a rock star.

Hey, it's only hey.

Hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

One thing I'll say, kid.

We get to see a lot of country when we go on these bounty hunts.

Yeah, Colt, I know.

But I always get nervous when Terry says it's gonna be a piece of cake.

Kid, mark my words.

This one is a piece of cake.

I don't care if we have to lynch Colt Seavers.

We're gonna find that son of a gun and that cousin of his.

Come on, get over here.

Hurry on up.

All right, I know Seavers is here.

And he's gone out.

Right out.

Anyone spot him, get on the walkie-talkies and fire off a shot.

Let's go!

Stop wiggling, Osbourne.

Yeah, Osbourne.

I'd have you in leg irons.

Nice way to treat your prisoner.

Better than the way you treated that town.

Bunch of farmers.

Hey, my folks are farmers.

They work hard for everything they earned.

I never took you for a farm boy, Munson.

Besides, you're jumping to conclusions.

I'm not a crook.

Sit down.

Let's move, Howie.

It's posse time.

Legs outside with a mob of people from Gladstone.

Oh, no.

You're not thinking about turning Osbourne over to them, are you?

That's not the worst idea.

The only thing is, he's still under my jurisdiction.

Look at that mob.

In this case, they might have the right idea.

Look at it this way, Colt.

If he did to us what he did to them, what

do you think we'd do to him if we were them?

Let me think on that one, huh, kid?

Seavers!

Bring him out.

We know you got him.

Get Osbourne in there.

What are you gonna do?

Face the music.

Colt, they're playing that tune with guns.

Sheriff, can we talk?

Yeah, we can talk.

You looking for someone, Sheriff?

Listen, Seavers, my gripe isn't with you.

Now step out of the way and let me get on with my business.

I want Osbourne.

Witnesses saw you nail him.

Well, that was in Gladstone, Sheriff.

You're out of your jurisdiction here.

You see, this is Tala Rosa, New Mexico.

Osbourne stole the whole Gladstone city treasury, all 800,000.

We want that money back.

You'll just have to wait for the trial.

Well, I'll tell you one thing.

You're not getting Osbourne out of here.

Let me talk it over with Osbourne.

You just turn him over, or we're busting in.

You heard what he said.

You can't turn me over to that mob out there.

They'll string me up.

Well, tell them what you did with all their money, and they'll just go.

I don't have the money.

Get in.

I can't get in there.

I got claustrophobia.

Osbourne, I designed that small secret compartment

to hide prisoners like you from mobs like them.

Seavers, bring him out.

Well, it's either neurosis with us or a bullet from Clegg.

Seavers, that's it.

Bring him out, or we're busting down the door.

What are we gonna do?

He'll blow an order.

We'll bust the door down for him.

Here?

No, he's not.

We've got the roadblock.

Hey!

Take it easy!

Hello, Osbourne.

Those poor, poor people.

Poor people?

Kid, I don't know if you've noticed, but they're trying to lynch us.

Hey, should we let Osbourne out now?

Eh, a few more bumps.

Yeah.

See, kid?

I told you it was a piece of cake.

That kind of cake could kill you.

I don't get it, Cole.

Your truck jumps better than either of these two stunt trucks, right?

That's right, kid.

Your truck is faster than either of these two stunt trucks, right?

That's right, kid.

Your truck looks better than either of the two stunt trucks.

Even with painting out the name, it's still nicer and shinier, right?

That's right, kid.

Well, then why are we going to all the trouble of

rigging the stunt trucks when yours is ready to go?

Oh, I see.

Say you have three trucks.

One of them's fixed up the way you like it.

The other two belong to the studio and they don't care what happens to them.

They call you up and they ask you to do a

stunt that's guaranteed to demolish your truck.

So you paint the two trucks that belong to the studio

to match yours and you still get to drive yours home.

That's right, kid.

Now, keep painting.

Yeah.

How

do you know Colt Seavers is in there?

His answering service told me.

I checked when I made bail.

Got out of jail pretty fast, Osborn.

It's amazing what money can do, Jackie boy.

We should get in there and get this over with.

Not to worry, Jackie.

We'll get our chance.

It's only dawn.

Yeah, I know.

That's why I hate show business.

Starts so early in the morning.

All right, here they come.

So when do we make our move?

At the movie location.

There's the truck.

There's Seavers.

All fit?

Yeah.

Where's Howie?

Uh, he's over by the truck.

Why?

Is something the matter?

Uh, this is his helmet.

I got the wrong one.

You know, speaking of Howie, it's time he broke loose.

You gotta let him go.

Yeah, to where?

Uh, pride.

A feeling of accomplishment.

A pro who can handle this kind of complicated stunt.

Yeah, well, he will when he's ready.

Ready?

Why, he's learned from the best.

You, I mean, don't you have faith in yourself?

Since when does Howie need you to do his talking for him?

Well, he's tried.

It hasn't worked.

Colt, he's been practicing this stunt for weeks.

He's got it down cold.

Practicing?

With my truck?

No, with the stunt truck.

I've seen him.

He's good.

You know he's ready.

Look, even if I let him do it, it would take him 20 minutes to rig up.

We don't have time.

They're waiting for us.

Not necessarily.

Howie!

Like a heck of a sales lady.

All right.

Thanks, Colt.

Thank me?

Thank your agent.

From now on, you get 10% of everything I make.

I'll never get past the poverty level.

I wonder I couldn't find my helmet.

All right.

Get in.

Let's go.

Let's keep the extras over in the far corner.

All police officers with rifles will be firing from the right side.

All extras stay over on the left.

You policemen with shotguns, check your ammunition.

You'll be firing half-loaded blanks.

Okay.

Good luck.

Check your radio.

This is it.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride, kid.

All right.

A camera.

B camera.

C camera, roll them.

Rolling.

Speed.

Here we go.

You sure you can do it?

We'll probably be just fine.

Probably?

Just kidding.

When do I let him have it?

When the phony cops start firing, Jack.

You do the same.

Action!

He's terrific, Colt.

You're kidding.

It's a masterpiece.

Oh, my God.

He's gonna kill us.

How?

Now.

Somebody get a doctor.

See if there's a trauma center near here.

Joe, how are you?

Roger.

It's on a movie location.

A stunt went haywire.

Two people pinned in a wreck.

Did they give you any other information, Carter?

That's it.

It's not driving.

Boy, I wanted to try that once.

Well, I'm glad you weren't doing this stunt.

You're an efficiency expert, huh?

That's right.

So what do you think of this opportunity that

we're giving you to see how we operate firsthand?

Dr. Royce.

Cutter.

Everyone calls me Cutter.

Cutter.

Cutter.

Let me ask you, is it really necessary to have a surgeon standing by 24 hours a day?

You're damn right it is.

The first 60 minutes after a life -threatening accident are the most crucial.

We call that the golden hour, when we can utilize our

emergency life-saving techniques most efficiently.

Cutter's terrific.

Of course, it would help if he had the equipment he was promised.

Well, we can't always get what we want.

Mr. Wilkerson, we're talking about people's lives here, not commodities.

Any ideas?

Anything you want me to do when we get to the accident?

Yeah, you can stay in the ambulance.

And, uh, out of the way.

Okay, kids, help's on the way.

Howie, Jody, can you hear me?

It wasn't Howie's fault.

Yeah, well, whose was it?

I don't know.

Howie does.

All right, well, just hang on.

They'll be here in a minute.

Here they come now.

Hey, there's no way to get that door off.

We've tried everything from axes to crowbars.

Watch out.

Stay clear.

Later.

Go.

Six.

Okay, honey.

There you go.

Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Okay, gonna get you out of here now.

Good.

You got her?

Yeah, I got her.

Okay.

I got her.

Okay.

Let's go.

Keep him as straight as you can.

Now, be careful.

Make sure to watch his back.

Don't put any pressure on his spine.

Easy.

Easy.

Diminished breathing on the right.

110 over 60?

What have you got?

Looks pretty good over here.

Heart and lungs are stable.

Alert and oriented.

How is he, doc?

Serve you well.

Okay.

Got quite a few rib fractures.

Sensitivity over the liver.

I'm not sure that the pain is just from the fractured ribs.

Let's go.

I'm coming with you.

Sorry, friend.

Gonna be kind of crowded in there.

Follow me.

Dr. John West, 508-7.

Dr. John West, 508-7.

Where's Bridget set up?

Room 2.

Beaver's waiting.

We'll let you know something as soon as we do.

What's your chances?

I can't say.

508-7.

508-7.

I'm sorry, I just don't know.

Hi, I'm cold.

Hi, guys.

What's the matter with you?

I thought you were going over and talking to him.

I was.

How often do I get a chance to talk to a real movie stuntman?

I just heard his partner, the young fella who was hurt in the car crash last night.

Yeah?

He's in bad shape.

They're doing emergency surgery.

No kidding.

I think Hulk probably doesn't feel like talking right now.

And then he said...

Oh, my God, he's gonna kill us.

And that's all you remember?

That's all there was.

It all happened so fast.

I mean, there wasn't any time to look around.

I don't know what he saw.

Or who.

We'll just have to wait till he gets out of surgery.

He's gonna make it, Colt.

I know he will.

Hold it.

What are you looking for, Colt?

I'm trying to find out what caused the accident.

Go back.

Did you see something?

I can't tell.

Go ahead.

Hold it.

Stop right there.

The shot had to come from above.

Thanks, Ernie.

What are we waiting for, Osborn?

I told you before, Jackie boy.

Just stick to the plan.

Any word on Howie?

They've been in there with him a long time.

He's strong.

Don't worry.

Yeah.

Oh, thank God you're all right.

Well, I'm fine.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you get through the files?

No, I haven't been able to go through them thoroughly.

But I just grabbed anything on anybody who might have a motive for killing you.

That sure looks like a lot.

All right.

Let's run them down.

Especially anybody good with a rifle.

Sharpshooters.

Dennis Watson.

The dentist.

Osborn, there's no compartment here.

There's gotta be, man.

I was in it.

Let's find it.

Hello?

Hold it.

It's for you.

Me?

Mm-hmm.

Hello?

Hey, uh, Seamus.

This is Ernie from Ernie Salvage.

I picked up your truck.

Yeah, Ernie.

Would you believe there are two guys who want to buy your wreck?

One, two, three.

No, I wouldn't believe it, because it's totaled.

Maybe, but they're willing to pay.

Can you stall these guys?

Well, I'll try and hold them until you get over here.

Do the best you can, Ernie, okay?

I'll be right there.

Hey, what's going on?

Okay, pal.

Now show us the compartment in that wreck.

Yeah.

Hey, buddy, I don't know anything about any compartment.

The compartment in Seaver's truck.

Now, how do we get in?

Hey, I don't think you understand.

That's not Colt's truck.

It's a stunt truck.

It just looks like the real one.

A stunt truck?

Yeah.

He's not very smart, Jack.

That guy can make us.

Well, if he's dead, he can't.

Terry, keep going through these files.

The answer's got to be in there somewhere.

Jody, you mind if I use your car again?

No.

I'll drive slow.

I like the way you think, Jack.

They won't even recognize Ernie when they find him.

Poor old Ernie should have known that Salvery's business is risky.

Yeah, that's correct.

My God, that's Ernie's truck.

He must still be in there.

Well, Jody, someday you'll forgive me.

Tanks

are gonna blow sky high.

Let's get out of here.

You know, one more time, you're gonna be eligible for our group rate.

Now, keep that in mind.

What are you laughing about?

Well, I finally did something right.

I renewed my insurance on the warehouse last week.

Oh, that's the stuntman that they brought in, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes, it is.

How's he doing?

Okay for someone who's been through five hours of surgery.

Five hours?

Does it have to take that long?

You can depend on it.

We don't get overtime.

Hi, Jody.

Hi.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

Thanks.

Any change in Howie?

He's restless.

I guess he's trying to say something.

I can guess what it is.

What?

Who did this to him and to you.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I'm gonna get my bag and go hitch a ride to the studio with Terry.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hold on.

I think I've got it.

Bill Miller.

Remember him?

Miller?

Yeah.

I brought him in months ago.

Right.

But his arraignment comes up next week.

You have to testify against him.

Remember, he swore he'd get even with you and he lives here.

You know, it fits.

With what?

With Miller.

Good girl.

All right.

Hold it.

You see something?

No.

I can't tell.

Go ahead.

Hold it.

Go back.

Now, frame by frame.

Stop.

Right there.

Yeah.

Bill Miller was there.

Thanks.

What happened?

Come for a moment.

What happened?

Just cut your film, Fred.

Something's got a hold on me.

It's cheap but it ain't free.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey, all right, Bill.

You found me.

You're a hard man to get alone, bounty hunter.

Well, I'm alone.

Now what?

Hey!

Buck!

Hold on!

What the hell's gotten into you, Seavers?

Nothing yet.

I don't exist.

What's wrong with you, man?

You made a target out of being my friend.

I haven't hurt anyone, clown.

You new that exit was coming?

You're nuts!

Easy for me to carve you up, Seavers, but I ain't going to do it.

Why were you on the set?

I came to bribe you, not kill you.

I saved up 2,500 bucks, figured I'd give you the money to forget about testifying.

Yeah, well, you should have called.

I had a seat to explain.

See, I'm going to try the impossible, going straight.

Save your money, Miller.

Use it to get yourself a good lawyer.

No one gets by without a pass or an authorization.

I lost mine.

Who were you going to meet?

I was going to see some producer, Glenn, uh...

Aaron, uh... I don't know, I forgot his name.

Who?

Back it up and move it out.

Nice of you to look, Terry.

Sure.

Bye-bye.

Hi, Kevin.

Hiya.

Uh, the detective needs some extra shots.

He's been called for cold every 10 minutes for the past hour.

Hey, how's my girl?

Fine.

Except for a headache.

What about Howie?

Well, we still don't know about him.

Well, I hate to talk about business at a time like this, but we need Colt's truck.

Well, it's not rigged for stunts.

That's okay.

I've got to get a few extra shots.

A couple of run-bys and a couple of long shots.

Uh, can Colt bring it out?

He's still at the hospital.

I'll do it.

You sure?

You feeling right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm outta here.

Just drive right off the lot.

Let's go.

You're the one that shot at us, aren't you?

You better believe it, kid.

Why?

I couldn't get near the truck, so I had to get it away from the studio.

My only problem was that I didn't know there were three of them.

Why this truck?

I left something in the compartment.

Don't worry, Mr. Sternhauser.

I've brought other facilities up to snuff.

Cut, cut, cut.

The watchful eye and the stopwatch.

Get rid of the waste.

Colt Savers.

Buck Williams.

You probably don't remember me, but I worked with you a couple of years ago.

Oh, I remember you, Buck.

You flew the chopper for the Clint Eastwood picture.

Pretty wild ride, even for the highway patrol.

Thanks.

It was fun.

How'd you change outfits?

Oh, I'm riding chopper for the trauma center now.

Yeah, you like it?

I like it.

You get a chance to help a lot of people.

Listen, I heard about Howie.

I want you to know how sorry I am.

Oh, thanks.

You know, this Cutter seems like a pretty straight guy.

He's the best.

That's what I wanted to hear.

You tell Howie I'm rooting for him, if there's anything I can do.

Thanks.

You never know.

Mr. Savers, Cutter's asking for you.

He's with Mr. Munson.

Oh, thank you.

Excuse me, Buck.

I'll see you later.

All right.

Keep chopping on that ice.

It'll take the dryness out of your throat.

Cutter?

Can he talk now?

Ask him.

Go.

Go.

How you doing?

Shot.

Shot.

Yeah, I know.

Someone shot the tire out.

Did you see who it was?

Ask him.

Osborn.

Osborn.

That never occurred to me.

But then it wasn't you he was after, or me.

It must have been the truck.

The truck?

My guess is that Osborn must have left something in the truck compartment.

Like what?

Howie?

Howie?

Howie, squeeze my finger.

Other hand.

What is it, Doc?

I want a neurologist to see him right away.

Take it easy, kid.

We got the best help coming.

Take it easy.

Transportation?

Cal, when Jody gets there, have her call me right away.

It's important.

She already left, Colt.

With your truck, on her way to the set.

Some guy jumped in and drove away with her.

Thanks.

We'll only be flying a few hundred feet above the ground.

A few hundred feet?

I'll demonstrate how we pick up the victims

at the accident site, then fly them back here.

Hey, Buck, remember the favor you said you owed me?

Well, I need it right now.

It's a matter of life or death.

Okay, I'll call a backup chopper for the center.

Let's go.

Wait a minute.

This is supposed to be my flight to test the

efficiency of helicopters in trauma work.

Which way?

Uh, try south.

When the company hears about this... You're an efficiency expert.

You understand.

You understand probability, statistics, and research.

We're about to show you a dazzling display of predictability and efficiency.

What are you talking about?

DPQ.

What's that?

Demographic Predictability Quotient.

How does it work?

Like Las Vegas.

You mean it's some kind of gamble?

Playing the odds.

They're all in our favor.

By predictability, there's no waste of money.

Suppose they could get to the scene of an accident as it happens, not after.

That would take a fortune teller.

A DPQ.

DPQ.

DPQ.

DPQ.

DPQ.

Where are we headed?

Oh, a little more privacy.

Then what happens?

Oh, I wouldn't want to run.

I'll run the surprise for you.

I don't like surprises.

Is this chopper equipped with a CB?

Yeah.

Great.

Put it on channel 19.

What's that?

It's my truck.

You know, you're never going to get away with this.

I'm doing fine.

One more dumb move like that and that's it, kid.

Just drive.

Just drive.

Let me ask you a question.

Why are we headed for San Remo?

You'll find out soon enough.

Smart girl.

You just got your instructions, Buck.

Do you know where San Marino is?

Yep, I know where it is.

Now all we have to do is find Jody in time.

Where

are we going, Osborn?

Don't worry about it.

We'll be there soon.

We've got to find the truck and take her down to the park.

I mean, you really pulled the trigger, wouldn't you?

For $800,000, what would you do?

Now, keep listening.

She'll let us know where they're going.

Well, my life is worth more than that.

This will be an excellent test if your resources, young lady, make a right here.

You mean Gorman Street?

Gorman.

You know the way, Buck.

Hurry.

Here's the Gorman.

Oh, yeah.

You see her yet?

No.

Hold it.

What's that?

That's Jody.

Take her down, Buck.

All right.

This looks private enough.

Over here.

It's a nice place for a little rendezvous.

What are you trying to do?

Stay alive?

You should do that one more time and I'd take this boat over.

I'd be sure, Cyd.

What's the difference?

What happens now?

Well, we have to get that backup car out of the way.

I'll try anything once.

We take him out.

I hope.

What do you think about that?

Oh, there's a stunt job waiting for you anytime you want.

What are you doing?

Hold her steady, Buck.

Get me down to the truck.

Get me right over him.

A little more.

You sure change your mind a lot.

See ya.

Okay.

You all right?

DPQ strikes again.

This is what I call efficiency.

Tell me where the key is, Osborne.

I'd hate to beat it out of you.

I don't know.

I never found it.

It was in my truck all along.

That's what you were looking for?

You had me fly all the way here for this.

Well, it is the key to your town's fortune.

The money Osborne sold?

Well, it's the key he hid in my truck compartment when you chased me out of town.

And it is to a safety deposit box.

Well, I don't know what to say.

Well, I've got a wild idea.

Try saying thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks, I guess.

I'll let you know as soon as I get the tubes out.

I wouldn't give for some solid food.

We should have the IVs.

I'll give you out by tomorrow morning.

Really?

That's great.

Real food.

Sure.

Some fruit gelatin, some glucose supplements.

You're a sadist.

Thanks very much, Jackie.

That girl's brilliant.

Yeah, I can tell.

Howie's getting well.

She has a real insight into the aberrated mind.

She outfreeds Freud.

Well, that's nice, kid.

Say, that was a nice piece of work out there, Seavers.

How's Wilkerson holding up?

Inspired.

He's writing a paper on the demographic predictability quotient.

That's a winner.

And he's really good at mixed paper.

Well, folks, we'll have to wait for my new piece to fit in son.

Yeah, now that we're done we can go back to the game.

Oh, I hope so.

Bye.

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