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Finally! Could you
close the door, please?
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- Yeah, close the door!
- Just sit down!
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As you guys may or may not know,
it's Pops' birthday tomorrow.
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I was planning on
getting him something nice
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from the arts and crafts
fair last Saturday,
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but, nothing really stood out.
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Has anybody gotten him anything yet?
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No.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Ideas? Anybody?
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How about one of them
Jeff Forgeman grills?
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That's actually not a bad idea,
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but Pops has been
watching his cholesterol.
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Doctor's orders. What else?
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How about we get him
some new gardening tools?
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Well, maybe.
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It's just, he gets new
gardening tools all the time.
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What about some horseback lessons?
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Please tell me you're joking.
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Well, no. Isn't he into that?
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Don't you remember?
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That's the exact same
gift we got him last year.
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Psht!
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Don't "psht" me! I don't hear
you coming up with anything!
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Yeah, but at least I didn't say
the same thing we got him last year!
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Hello? May I please enter?
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Just a second!
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Okay. You can come in now.
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Oh! What's everybody doing in here?
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Oh, hey Pops. We were just...
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going over the schedule.
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No!
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We were talking about how no one knows
what to get you for your birthday.
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Muscle Man, what are you doing?!
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I'm saying what's on my mind, bro.
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I'm just real like that.
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You want to know what to
get me for my birthday?
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Well, that's quite simple.
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What is it, Pops?
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A pair of fuzzy dice
from the Fun Fun Zone.
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Fuzzy dice?
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Yes! They're so much fun!
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But alas, the only way to get
them is to win a million tickets.
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I'm afraid I'm not very good
at throwing Skeeze Ballz.
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Well, fuzzy dice it is.
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Yeah, but I'm not going
to the Fun Fun Zone.
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Yeah, me neither. I
can't stand that place.
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All those nasty kids...
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Yeah, and talk about
sub-standard pizza.
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And what about that
annoying animatronic band?
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Awful. Alright, alright.
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Look, I don't like the Fun
Fun Zone any more than you do.
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But if Pops wants those fuzzy dice,
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then we're gonna get
him those fuzzy dice!
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Let's get this over with.
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Excuse me! Where do
you think you're going?
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We're just here to get some fuzzy dice.
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I'm sorry, but you must accompany
at least one child to enter.
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Aw, come on! We're just
here buy the dice and leave.
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Oh, I can't bend the rules for you, sir.
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Because it just wouldn't be a "Fun
Fun Zone" without fun fun rules.
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Man, how are we supposed
to get those dice now?
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I think I have an idea.
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Hey, I already told you that
you need a kid to get in!
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What's up, man?
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Okay! Go on in, folks!
Have a great time!
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Let's just find the
dice and get out of here.
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May I help you?
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Yeah, hi. We would like a
pair of fuzzy dice, please.
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That'll be one million tickets.
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No. We're actually gonna
be paying with cash.
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How much is that gonna
be? Ten, fifteen bucks?
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One million tickets, sir.
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If you like all our prizes,
our items are on the wall.
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Well, can we just buy the tickets?
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Tickets are a penny each.
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Nice, what's that, like, ten bucks?
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Dude, it's not ten bucks.
It's ten thousand dollars.
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Wow, really?
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Alright, bad news, everybody.
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We're gonna to have to win some
tickets if we're gonna get those dice.
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Yeah, we were right here the whole time.
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It's go time!
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Alright, guys, I got some bad news.
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We're 20,000 tickets
short of the fuzzy dice.
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And what's worse, is that
we only have one token left.
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But I've noticed one game that
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gives us a lot more
tickets than all the others.
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Skeeze Ballz.
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This will have to be a team effort.
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The faster we go, the more
chances to throw the balls we get.
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So I want everyone to line
up, and when the balls drop--
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When the game starts,
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you throw, and get back in line.
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Now let's roll!
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Hurry!
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Come on, Mordecai, sink it!
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One million tickets.
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What would you like?
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We'll take the fuzzy dice.
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For Pops.
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- Alright, for Pops!
- Fuzzy dice for Pops!
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We did it!
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Now, we can give these to Pops.
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Sorry, but you ain't
giving nothing to nobody.
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- What did you say?
- What do you mean?
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Aw, what?!
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Let's get 'em!
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Give us back the dice!
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Give us... the... dice!
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Back off, creep!
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They're getting away!
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Through there!
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- Stop the car!
- I'm trying!
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Go, go, go!
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What was that?!
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Give us back our dice!
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We won them fair and square!
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There's no way you're
getting these dice.
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Now get out of the way
before somebody gets hurt!
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What could you possibly
want with fuzzy dice?
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Well, ten years ago, we knocked
over at big city jewelers,
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and we made off with millions
worth of uncut diamonds.
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And those diamonds are in those dice.
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Shut up, Louie!
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I remember reading about that!
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- That was you?
- Yeah, that's right.
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We've been laying low for ten long years
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waiting for the statute on limitations
for grand larceny to run out.
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And it was supposed to
end tonight at midnight.
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Until you clowns came
along and ruined everything!
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Can't we just have the
dice without the diamonds?
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It's too late. And you know too much.
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Hey, give that back!
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Alright! No more games!
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No, don't!
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This is the FBI. You're surrounded!
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Get on the ground, now!
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Targets are considered hostile,
repeat, targets are considered hostile.
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Copy that.
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Uh, what do we do, boss?
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We'll do what we were made to do:
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show these folks a fun time.
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Funny, I was thinking
exactly the same thing.
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Well then, I guess it's showtime!
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Gun!
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Eat that, sucker!
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Smoke 'em.
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