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Huh, well if it ain't Mordo and Rigs.
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Hey is it VHS fest time again already?
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Yeah dude.
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Check out our picks.
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Let's see what we've got here!
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Ooh, Great Director.
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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Pre-exploder was better.
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Huh? What the heck, man?
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Pan and scan?
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Dude, Letterbox! Always!
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Membership card, por favor.
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Looks like you have a overdue video.
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"The best VHS in the world".
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Out for 2 months?
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What? "The best VHS in the world"?
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Pull over!
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The best VHS in the world!
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Dude, it blows, take it out.
20
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Why did you pick this one anyways?
21
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Dude, because it called
"the best VHS in the world"!
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Plus it made of gold plastic.
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Next.
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Look, you guys endue return
the tape and pay the late fee.
25
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But we can't afford the late fee!
26
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Yeah, and what if we can't find it?
27
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Then you leave me no choice.
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STOP!
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Why should I?
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All we have is a VCR,
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and you're the only place in
town that still rents tapes!
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Ooh yeah, all those other
places upgraded to DVD.
33
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Dude, we'll find it.
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I think I remember where is it suddenly.
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
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Fine, but it's all because you do
appreciate to previous video formats.
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Get it back to me ASAP, and I
won't cancel your membership.
38
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I'll even waive the fee.
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You won't regret this.
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I bet not!
41
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Or you'll never rent
a tape here ever again!
42
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Didn't you throw it over there?
43
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Errr! I don't see it.
44
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It got to be around here somewhere.
45
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Check the VCR.
46
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Nothing!
47
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Oooooo! Beson probably
put it in our room.
48
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Oh man!
49
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Do you have any idea where it could be?
50
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No.
51
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I can't even find my bed.
52
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There are just too much junk everywhere.
53
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Maybe it's in the empty pizza box.
54
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Ahh, there's my bunchy pants!
55
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Ahhh, but no VHS...
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I know what we have to do.
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- Escape town?
- Clean the room.
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That's the worst. You're the worst!
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I rather just pay for the stupid tape.
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That's not a bad idea.
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Movie shack hub.
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It's Mordecai.
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Dude, the game has changed,
I need that tape back by 9.
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My manager is doing
inventory after we closed.
65
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And he'll call the collection
agency if he finds out it's missing.
66
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What would the cost
just replace the tape?
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You're not gonna like it.
68
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Dude, just tell me!
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ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
70
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A thousand dollars?!
71
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It's a rare out of print VHS.
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A piece of film history.
73
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It's a "piss" alright.
74
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Just find it by tonight.
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I heard those guys break thumbs.
76
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What did he say?
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We'd return the video,
pay a thousand dollars,
78
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or have our thumbs broken.
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We don't have that kind of money!
80
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And I really enjoy my thumbs!
81
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Dude, dude, chill.
82
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How we can find a tape in here, 'coz
you just panic make a bigger mess?
83
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Give me one better idea than panicking.
84
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We're gonna buckle down and emphatically
clean this room until we find that tape.
85
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Err, fine, we'll do this "
the right way" or whatever.
86
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- Wow, I remember this.
- Or I guess that's it.
87
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There's no other place it could
be, we only have few hours left.
88
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Now what?
89
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What about somebody in
the house borrowed it?
90
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Dude, yeah! Let's
separate and ask everybody!
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Dude, where're the balls?
92
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You suppose to bring them!
93
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Or where is your racket?
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I'm not talking about rackets!
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I'm talking about balls!
96
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- But badminton doesn't have balls!
- What?!
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I'm not playing a game that
doesn't have balls in it!
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Dude, dude, shut up and listen!
99
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Did you ever borrow "The best VHS
in the world" from me and Rigby?
100
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No way, loser!
101
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Errrrr, thanks for nothing!
102
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You're welcome for nothing!
103
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Hmmm... now where did
I put my winter hats?
104
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Pops, did you borrow "The
best VHS in the world" from us?
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VH... who?
106
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Never mind.
107
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No, I haven't seen your dumb
movie, I have my own problems.
108
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Like the extension cord
of the drill I can't find.
109
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And the stupid ventilation
system that rattles all the time!
110
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I think we may have rats.
111
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Oh great.
112
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Hey, has any you guys
seem my bass amp anywhere?
113
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No, did you borrow " The
best VHS in the world"?
114
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No, that movie is terrible.
115
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Alright, let's regrew.
116
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Oh what?! Rigby, you
messed up everything!
117
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Dude, it wasn't me!
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Yeah right.
119
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What does that mean?
120
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It means I don't believe you.
121
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I said I didn't do anything!
122
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Dude, that's it!
123
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This is all your fault, it was your idea
that rent "The best VHS in the world"!
124
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Did you say "The best VHS in the world"?
125
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Yeah....
126
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That's my favorite movie.
127
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Dude, that's ours, we have to
take it back to the video store.
128
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We need that tape!
129
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No! No!
130
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Stop him!
131
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There he is! Come on, Mordecai!
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Keep going!
133
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I'm gonna need bigger mouse traps.
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Oh man!
135
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Where the tape goes, we go!
136
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- Huh? Muscle Man's badminton racket?
- Pops' winter hat.
137
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Huh! There it is!
138
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It's not in the box.
139
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Nothing, man.
140
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Get out of my lair!
141
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Show yourself!
142
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Give us back the tape!
143
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I'll never give you "The
best VHS in the world"!
144
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It's my favorite!
145
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Dude, it's not even yours, give it back!
146
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You don't deserve it,
I saw you throw it away!
147
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- That's only because it's horrible.
- We still want it back.
148
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Bless me!
149
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I'll prove to you it isn't lame.
150
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Check out the desk.
151
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That's right.
152
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I'm a published author,
and I think it's awesome!
153
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Dude, you just stable
this together yourself.
154
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Nobody is going to read
your lame fanfic man.
155
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We're ganging readership.
156
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Whatever, I bet this is the only copy.
157
00:08:07,148 --> 00:08:10,478
But... look at all these
art I painted and sparked by.
158
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This one is me and "The
best VHS in the world".
159
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This is me, pointing at it.
160
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And here is one of it in what
I think Hawaii looks like.
161
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Well, what do you think?
162
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Maybe take some live drawing classes?
163
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I don't care what you have to say.
164
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Dude, not again.
165
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We got to find the light switch.
166
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Art... is subjective, you know.
167
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You don't come into my lair, and
suck my art and my favorite VHS...
168
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and live!
169
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Now, die!
170
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Die! Die! Die!
171
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Die...?
172
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Dude, it's over, give us the tape!
173
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Yeah.
174
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Nooo!
175
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Dude, look at yourself,
176
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You're going crazy over that
tape, and it's not even any good.
177
00:09:00,628 --> 00:09:03,438
No! You're wrong! It is good!
178
00:09:03,488 --> 00:09:05,628
This tape is everything to me.
179
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And never I can't have
it, no one can!!!!!!
180
00:09:12,868 --> 00:09:14,748
- No!
- You can't do that!
181
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If we don't return that tape, we'll
lose our video store membership
182
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Video store?
183
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Ye... yeah, yeah!
184
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It's a magic place filled with videos,
and there are all better than that one.
185
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What?! Have you read the title?
186
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Dude, they just put it on the lame
video to get people to rent it.
187
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Silence!
188
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I won't let you guys trick me.
189
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I know you really love that tape.
190
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We love tapes, too.
191
00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:43,458
We've seem hundreds of them,
and that one is the worst.
192
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So... everything I know is a lie?
193
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There is a whole world of VHS
tapes out there for you to see.
194
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Haven't you ever wondered
what's like outside of your cave?
195
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It's true...
196
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There are times when I've
wondered what other tapes my hold.
197
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Dude, if you give us the
tape, we can show you.
198
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,728
I... could experience the outside world,
199
00:10:03,738 --> 00:10:08,158
where dogs drive cars,
and UFOs pepper the skies.
200
00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:10,438
UFOs totally pepper the skies.
201
00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:12,438
and will you please
just give us the tape?
202
00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,828
Well, old friend, we had a good run.
203
00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:19,488
It's time you go back
where you came from.
204
00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:21,858
And me... well...
205
00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:25,308
Don't you worry about old
Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow.
206
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,888
Thanks returning the video on breath.
207
00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:32,198
Here is your card back.
208
00:10:34,818 --> 00:10:36,498
And here is one for you, dude.
209
00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:38,438
What is this?
210
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It's a membership card, man.
211
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With that, you can
rent any video you want.
212
00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:57,468
So, what do you want to rent, dude?
213
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I would like "The
best VHS in the world".
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