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Listen to that engine purr!
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Thanks to the cart,
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we picked up this manure in record time.
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Yeah dude.
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With this cart, there's no lame job.
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Benson can give us that we can't handle.
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Hey speaking of jobs,
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we're late for the staff meeting.
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Punch it.
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Oh, look who decided to show up.
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Sorry, Benson.
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As I was saying,
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I crunched the numbers and the
park has extra money this year.
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Mordecai and Rigby, you can take
this hunk of junk to the dump.
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Whuh?
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'Cause I bought us this.
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Say guten tag to the Smarten Karten.
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Guten tag.
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Modern, sophisticated, powerful.
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These are three adjectives used to
describe this miracle of German engineering.
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This thing has 100 horsepower!
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A device that holds beverages.
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No way! A butt warmer!
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Who needs all that stuff?
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Here are a few words
to describe the cart.
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Reliable, uh, classic...
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Won't smell like manure later.
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These seats are vintage simulated vinyl.
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And look at these classic details.
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Those are stickers.
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Dude, Benson, the cart's
been at the park forever.
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It's like the member of the family.
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It's the eighth worker of the park.
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That cart's engine is on its last legs.
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It's releasing noxious
gas fumes into the air.
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We're not taking Muscle Man to the dump
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and releases noxious fumes all the time!
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No! He's not worth it.
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Guys, guys.
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I know you had a lot
of good in that cart.
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But it's not cost effective.
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Who's gonna pay the bills for it?
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We'll pay 'em.
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So, you'll pay the gas bill.
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Done
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And the repair bills.
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Not to mention insurance, tags,
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and the occasional tetanus shot.
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Okay.
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$2,000?!
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That's right.
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Paid in full every month
for the rest of your life.
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You've made your point.
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Now take the cart to the dump by
the end of the day or you're fired!
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We'd better get going to the dump.
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It's not fair, man. It's
not fair to the cart!
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Dude, I love the cart too.
But we can't afford to keep it.
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Now let's pour soda on the
hood, for old cart's sake.
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Word.
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Is it what it's like to be conscious?
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How is this possible?
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This is awesome!
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I'm happy also, Mordecai and Rigby.
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Dude, you know us? You
call us Mordecai and Rigby!
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Don't you have a name?
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Well according to the writing
on my insides, it's...Hecho.
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Hecho en México.
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We'll just call you "cart".
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Wow my first nickname!
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A lot of good that'll do me,
not if you take me to the dump.
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I've only been alive for 30 seconds and
I've already known that life is cruel.
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And to think, I've still never felt
a delicate touch of a lady cart.
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I can't stand it!
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Cart, you deserve better than this.
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Before you go to the dump, we' ll take you to
experience all the things you've never got to do.
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Wow you do that? For old cart's sake?
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Yeah dude, for old cart's sake.
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So what do you wanna do first, cart?
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Well...
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I got to say cart,
you're a pretty cool guy.
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Right back at ya, Brodecai.
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Mordecai, Rigby, are you there?
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Dude, dude, answer in a French accent.
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What? No way.
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Hey, Benson.
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Wait wait wait, tell him
we just picked up his mama.
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Dude, shut up!
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You guy were do back hours ago.
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Sorry, we...
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I don't care! Get back
here or you're fired!
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Aright, we'd better head to the dump.
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Where's cart?
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Ah! What?! Did he ditch us?
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Oh no! This is just like the time
Benson had us take care of his dog.
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Then we took the dog to
Cheezer's then the dog ran away!
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Wait, there he is.
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Cart, what're you doing?
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Sorry guy, I was just
throwing away our trash.
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Kinda like who's gonna throw
me away. You know, at the dump?
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Come on cart, it's not gonna like that.
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Is that all I am? Just
a... used-up taco wrapper?
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You know what make me feel better?
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What?
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If I can get a view of the sunset.
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Yeah, that sunset is
prime send-off material!
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Let's Goooooooooooooooooooo.
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I don't know.
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Come on buddy, just one more drive.
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For old cart's sake?
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I can't say no to that face.
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Wow, it's... magnificent.
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Just seeing such beauty gives
meaning to my short life,
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and even shorter life
as a sentient being.
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I really feel at peace.
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That's great, dude.
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Alright, let's get going.
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You... you know I've never
been to a... a car wash. Yeah.
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But we wash you all the time!
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No I mean a real car wash.
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Look I know you won't understand
because you are not a golf cart, but...
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I don't wanna go without
experiencing this.
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Then we'll get soaked.
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Yeah... well I'm getting crushed.
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Seems like the least you can do,
with me being crushed and all.
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Thanks so much guys, It
really means a lot to me.
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And now that I'm clean,
I'm ready for my final wish.
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Ah what?! You said the last
thing was the last thing.
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I promise! This is it! One last wish.
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For old cart's sake.
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Okay, fine. But that's it.
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Niiiiice!
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Let's gooooo!
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Where to exactly?
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You'll see.
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Seriously, you dudes
are gonna love this.
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Family Restaurant?
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Why is everything in quotes?
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Hey, I ask for the
dressing separate! Separate!
139
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Take it up with the complaints
department, right here.
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Puppies!
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Kittens!
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Puppies!
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Kittens!
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Hey, you're gonna order something?
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Engine oil, black.
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I get it, oil's on me.
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Dude, you should've just told us
you wanna to find a oil change.
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Hey, don't you know that grade of oil causes
unnecessary wear impair on your engine?
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Oh maybe I got a death wish, pal.
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Jokers like you should
be taken to the dump.
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You make me wanna puke!
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Jerk.
153
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Okay... you got your last drink.
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Let's head to the
dump, it's getting late.
155
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Oh this? This isn't the last thing.
156
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Uh?! Then what is it?!
157
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Watch this.
158
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I've always wanted to get into a fight!
159
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Aims fighting words?
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I hate this music!
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Who want some!
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Cart!
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Get lost!
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This is a decent family establishment.
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Don't need you low lives
of messing things up.
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Wait a minute, where's the
cart? I knew it, he ditched us!
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We should've taken him to the
dump when we had the chance.
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We're so fired dude!
169
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Mordecai look, an oil trail!
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There he is!
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Cart, what are you doing up here?
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I... I am so sorry you guys, I...
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I just didn't want you
to see me like this.
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It's alright dude, can we please
just go to the dump right now?
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If I have to go, I'm gonna do it my way.
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I want to be sent off
this cliff, into the ocean.
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Filled with fireworks from a third-world
country, to go out in a blaze of glory.
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That's my final, final wish.
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That's... the coolest
thing I've ever heard.
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Alright, that's the last of them.
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Thanks you guys.
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Do you have any regrets?
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Well I never did write that novel, but I've
seen things other carts wouldn't believe.
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I've started an all-over
board at family restaurant.
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I've watched sun beams shimmer of the
city from the highest parking ramp.
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My only regret, is that I
couldn't hold more fireworks.
187
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Yeah, but it's still a lot.
188
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Yeah it is!
189
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Let's get the show on the road.
190
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Good luck, old friend.
191
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Coolest decommission ever.
192
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Totally cool!
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Mordecai, Rigby.
194
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Hello?
195
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There's been an accounting error.
196
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I forgot to carry a zero and it turns
out we can't afford the new cart.
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And the seat warmer gave Muscle Man
third-degree burns on 70% of his butt.
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We need you to bring the old cart back.
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I bet you two're glad to hear that, you
know, it wasn't such a bad old cart after all.
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Let's go get him.
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