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You'll never take me, Easton!

You put me in jail, I'll just escape!

Escape this, Manetti.

Dude, didn't he flip a car in the last episode?

He flips a car in every episode.

"Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this."

Hey, come on you two, you're supposed to be working.

We're on our lunch break.

Uh yeah, what he said.

Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, yeah, we're going.

Wait, look.

Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge

appear with the ability to blow everyone away.

The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge.

Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl.

Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free.

And you win this hat that says "I'm Eggscellent" on it.

That's right,

finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free.

Many have tried, none have succeeded,

could you be the first to slay the dragon and be eggscellent.

Dude, we have to win that hat.

Yeah, right.

Dude, did you see the size of that omelet?

No one will ever win that hat.

Aw come on!

Did you see how awesome that hat was?

It was a net hat.

Dude, those aren't even cool anymore.

Yes they are! Truckers wear them all the time.

It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything.

Alright, fine it's cool.

But seriously a twelve egg omelet,

why don't you just buy the hat?

That doesn't make a cool story.

Hey, where'd you get that hat? I bought it.

Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it?

Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money!

Plus why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free?

Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than...

Dude forget it!

You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast,

that's fine by me.

But when you finish and you're still hungry,

don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharin'.

- Yeah but... - Shubaboo!

- But... - Sleepypoo!

Alright, fine. We'll go to that stupid restaurant,

I hate it when you talk like that.

Maybe we.

Have you decided?

Uh I'll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice.

And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge.

I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge,

it's more of a promotional item.

Yeah, and it's the only reason we're here so...

- Sir, i-it's really just... - OK hold on, hold on.

I'm confused.

- I'm the customer right? - Well, yes.

What does the sign say over there?

The customer is always right.

- And what am I? - The customer.

- And the sign? - Sir, please.

Say it.

The customer is always right.

- What would you like sir? - Bring me the omelette.

Dude, you're allergic to eggs?!

I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice.

I just really wanted that hat.

Did I win it?

Dude, you didn't even come close.

Mordecai, promise me that whatever happens,

you'll get me that hat.

- What? - Please,

just promise you'll get the hat for me.

Okay, I promise.

You're a good friend.

Rigby? RIGBY!?

WAKE UP!

Get back! Punch it, we're losing him!

Your friend Rigby is in a coma

because of an allergic reaction his body had to the eggs.

Unfortunately, due to the large quantity of eggs that he consumed,

there's a strong chance that he may never wake up again.

Is there anything we can do?

All we can do is wait. I'm sorry.

Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this.

What?

Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to,

none of this would've happened.

Mordecai, what are you doing?!

What's your problem?!

This has nothing to do with work!

He just wanted the hat!

And look where it got him!

Your friend over there is only going to get you into trouble!

Right, take advice from Benson about friends,

since you've got soooo many of 'em.

- I have friends. - No, you don't.

Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss!

Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat.

He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it.

Where are you going?!

Back to the restaurant.

Why?!

Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it.

That's what friends do for each other.

Awkward.

What do you mean it's not for sale?!

I mean it's not for sale.

Look, my friend really wanted this hat,

and now he's in a coma from trying to finish your challenge.

Come on, you've got to be able to make an acception.

Sir, I'm sorry about your friend. Really, I am,

but I can't just sell you the hat.

It's out of my control.

Then give me the omelette.

Sir, please don't.

Give me the omelette.

Go!

Time is up, sir.

Sell me the hat.

I'm sorry sir. The hat is not for sale.

Forget this place.

I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it.

What are you doing here?

Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier.

It was a stupid thing to say, and I didn't mean it.

Yeah.

You know, there might be a way to win that hat.

What? What are you talking about?

Tell him Skips.

A long time ago, I knew a guy by the name of Jonathan Kimble.

He used to work in park and just like Rigby,

he was obsessed with the hat.

His drive for the hat was relentless.

Breakfast Lunch, Dinner.

The omelet was the only thing he would ever eat.

He kept a journal, and kept tracking every advantage he could find

that would help him on his quest for the hat.

One day, he was really excited.

He just kept saying, "I figured it out! I figured it out!"

He left to attempt it, but he never came back.

So, what happened?

I don't know.

What do you mean? Didn't you go to the restaurant?

None of us did.

He failed so many times,

none of us thought he would ever do it.

Why are you guys telling me all this?

Because, we got his notebook out of his old locker.

It looks like he figured out how to finish the omelet.

If you're willing to take the risk,

you could win the hat for Rigby.

Let's do this.

This isn't gonna be easy.

Just stick to the training. You can do it.

Hey Benson, sorry about what I said before.

Even though you're a jerk most of the time,

you're still a good friend.

Just get in there and win that stupid hat for Rigby.

Good morning sir. Are you ready to order?

The Eggscellent challenge please.

Sir, while I am contractually bound

by the laws of this restaurant to bring you the omelet,

I highly suggest ordering something else.

Bring me the omelet.

- Good luck. - Thanks.

No, don't.

Let him finish.

Step aside.

Why don't you make us bro?

Keep them away from Mordecai!

Sorry, sir, time is... up?

Oh, no.

We were only trying to help!

What?

What the...?

Where am I?

You have made it to the final test of the Eggscellent Challenge.

Choose your prize, but take heed,

for if you choose incorrectly, you will die.

Jonathan Kimble...

How am I gonna choose? Which one is it?

It was a net hat. Truckers wear them all the time.

It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything!

That looks like the hat of a trucker.

Your choice... is eggscellent!

You won the hat for me.

Yeah man, but I couldn't have done it without some help.

Thanks guys.

LOOK!

- Do you like steak? - Yeah!

Well then come on down to the Steak Universe.

If you and a friend can finish

our 96 ounce steak and eggs in under an hour,

we'll give you 2 free t-shirts that say 'Raise the Steaks'.

RAISE THE STEAKS! Free.

So remember, when you need steak,

come on down to the Steak Universe.

Dude, I'll eat the steak if you eat the eggs.

Do you think if we take that hat off him, he'll go back into a coma?

Only one way to find out.

No!