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You'll never take me, Easton!
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You put me in jail, I'll just escape!
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Escape this, Manetti.
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Dude, didn't he flip a
car in the last episode?
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He flips a car in every episode.
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"Hey, bus full of grade
schoolers, learn this."
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Hey, come on you two, you're
supposed to be working.
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We're on our lunch break.
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Uh yeah, what he said.
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Yeah, it really looks like
you're eating up a storm there.
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Come on, let's go.
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Yeah, yeah, we're going.
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Wait, look.
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Only once every thousand
years does an eating challenge
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appear with the ability
to blow everyone away.
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The Eggscellent Challenge
is that challenge.
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Twelve eggs, chili, cheese,
biscuits and a fruit bowl.
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Finish in under an hour and
your party eats for free.
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And you win this hat that
says "I'm Eggscellent" on it.
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That's right,
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finish the omelet and get the
coolest hat ever invented for free.
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Many have tried, none have succeeded,
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could you be the first to slay
the dragon and be eggscellent.
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Dude, we have to win that hat.
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Yeah, right.
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Dude, did you see the
size of that omelet?
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No one will ever win that hat.
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Aw come on!
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Did you see how awesome that hat was?
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It was a net hat.
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Dude, those aren't even cool anymore.
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Yes they are! Truckers
wear them all the time.
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It's got air holes in the back to keep
a cross breeze going and everything.
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Alright, fine it's cool.
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But seriously a twelve egg omelet,
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why don't you just buy the hat?
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That doesn't make a cool story.
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Hey, where'd you get
that hat? I bought it.
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Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it?
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Oh it doesn't matter cause I
just payed for it with money!
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Plus why would you buy it anyway
when you can get it for free?
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Yeah but the omelet
probably costs more than...
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Dude forget it!
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You wanna order a
measly two egg breakfast,
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that's fine by me.
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But when you finish
and you're still hungry,
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don't come crying to me
cause I ain't sharin'.
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- Yeah but...
- Shubaboo!
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- But...
- Sleepypoo!
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Alright, fine. We'll go
to that stupid restaurant,
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I hate it when you talk like that.
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Maybe we.
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Have you decided?
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Uh I'll take the Eggs
Benedict and an orange juice.
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And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge.
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I wouldn't recommend the
Eggscellent Challenge,
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it's more of a promotional item.
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Yeah, and it's the only
reason we're here so...
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- Sir, i-it's really just...
- OK hold on, hold on.
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I'm confused.
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- I'm the customer right?
- Well, yes.
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What does the sign say over there?
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The customer is always right.
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- And what am I?
- The customer.
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- And the sign?
- Sir, please.
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Say it.
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The customer is always right.
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- What would you like sir?
- Bring me the omelette.
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Dude, you're allergic to eggs?!
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I thought if I ate really
fast, maybe I wouldn't notice.
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I just really wanted that hat.
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Did I win it?
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Dude, you didn't even come close.
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Mordecai, promise me
that whatever happens,
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you'll get me that hat.
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- What?
- Please,
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just promise you'll get the hat for me.
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Okay, I promise.
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You're a good friend.
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Rigby? RIGBY!?
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WAKE UP!
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Get back! Punch it, we're losing him!
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Your friend Rigby is in a coma
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because of an allergic reaction
his body had to the eggs.
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Unfortunately, due to the large
quantity of eggs that he consumed,
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there's a strong chance that
he may never wake up again.
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Is there anything we can do?
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All we can do is wait. I'm sorry.
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Well, I hope you've learned
something from all of this.
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What?
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Maybe if you've been working
like you were supposed to,
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none of this would've happened.
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Mordecai, what are you doing?!
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What's your problem?!
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This has nothing to do with work!
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He just wanted the hat!
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And look where it got him!
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Your friend over there is only
going to get you into trouble!
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Right, take advice from
Benson about friends,
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since you've got soooo many of 'em.
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- I have friends.
- No, you don't.
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Everyone only hangs out with
you because you're our boss!
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Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat.
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He doesn't deserve to be
in a coma because of it.
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Where are you going?!
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Back to the restaurant.
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Why?!
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Because I made a promise to
Rigby and I'm gonna keep it.
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That's what friends do for each other.
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Awkward.
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What do you mean it's not for sale?!
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I mean it's not for sale.
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Look, my friend really wanted this hat,
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and now he's in a coma from
trying to finish your challenge.
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Come on, you've got to be
able to make an acception.
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Sir, I'm sorry about
your friend. Really, I am,
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but I can't just sell you the hat.
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It's out of my control.
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Then give me the omelette.
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Sir, please don't.
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Give me the omelette.
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Go!
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Time is up, sir.
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Sell me the hat.
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I'm sorry sir. The hat is not for sale.
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Forget this place.
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I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it.
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What are you doing here?
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Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier.
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It was a stupid thing to
say, and I didn't mean it.
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Yeah.
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You know, there might
be a way to win that hat.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Tell him Skips.
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A long time ago, I knew a guy
by the name of Jonathan Kimble.
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He used to work in park
and just like Rigby,
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he was obsessed with the hat.
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His drive for the hat was relentless.
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Breakfast Lunch, Dinner.
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The omelet was the only
thing he would ever eat.
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He kept a journal, and kept tracking
every advantage he could find
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that would help him on
his quest for the hat.
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One day, he was really excited.
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He just kept saying, "I figured
it out! I figured it out!"
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He left to attempt it,
but he never came back.
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So, what happened?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean? Didn't
you go to the restaurant?
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None of us did.
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He failed so many times,
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none of us thought he would ever do it.
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Why are you guys telling me all this?
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Because, we got his notebook
out of his old locker.
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It looks like he figured
out how to finish the omelet.
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If you're willing to take the risk,
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you could win the hat for Rigby.
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Let's do this.
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This isn't gonna be easy.
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Just stick to the
training. You can do it.
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Hey Benson, sorry about
what I said before.
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Even though you're a
jerk most of the time,
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you're still a good friend.
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Just get in there and win
that stupid hat for Rigby.
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Good morning sir. Are
you ready to order?
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The Eggscellent challenge please.
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Sir, while I am contractually bound
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by the laws of this restaurant
to bring you the omelet,
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I highly suggest
ordering something else.
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Bring me the omelet.
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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No, don't.
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Let him finish.
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Step aside.
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Why don't you make us bro?
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Keep them away from Mordecai!
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Sorry, sir, time is... up?
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Oh, no.
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We were only trying to help!
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What?
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What the...?
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Where am I?
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You have made it to the final
test of the Eggscellent Challenge.
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Choose your prize, but take heed,
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for if you choose
incorrectly, you will die.
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Jonathan Kimble...
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How am I gonna choose? Which one is it?
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It was a net hat. Truckers
wear them all the time.
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It's got air holes in the back to keep
a cross breeze going and everything!
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That looks like the hat of a trucker.
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Your choice... is eggscellent!
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You won the hat for me.
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Yeah man, but I couldn't have
done it without some help.
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Thanks guys.
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LOOK!
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- Do you like steak?
- Yeah!
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Well then come on down
to the Steak Universe.
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If you and a friend can finish
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our 96 ounce steak and
eggs in under an hour,
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we'll give you 2 free t-shirts
that say 'Raise the Steaks'.
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RAISE THE STEAKS! Free.
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So remember, when you need steak,
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come on down to the Steak Universe.
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Dude, I'll eat the steak
if you eat the eggs.
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Do you think if we take that hat
off him, he'll go back into a coma?
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Only one way to find out.
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No!
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