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I think it's broken, dude.

Here, try this.

Hey, something need to be fixed in here?

Skips, come help us.

Yeah, Skips can fix anything.

What's broken?

So we created this project in E-designer plus, right?

Then we tried printing it, but it gave error 219.

We doubled checked it and the driver is definitely installed.

So you can fix it?

Sure.

We gotta destroy this!

No! Stop!

- Skips, it's just a computer! - Put it down, dude!

Fellas, I've been around the block a few times.

There's something evil in that computer, we gotta smash it.

Please, stop!

You don't know how to fix this, do you?

What!?

Woah, you totally don't know how to fix this, do you?

Skips, it's okay.

You don't have to know how to fix everything!

Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

I can fix anything, you know.

Yeah, Skips, we know.

Dude, I thought he could fix everything.

Well, yeah, but not computers.

Come on, let's figure this out ourselves.

Mordecai, Rigby!

I figured out how to fix error 219.

Skips, what are you doing?

I was just trying to fix your error 219!

But it's not a 219 anymore!

Yeah, while you were gone, we messed it up and now it's an error 220!

Dude, it's even worse now!

Look, Skips, it's fine.

- We called someone to come fix it. - You what!?

Look guys, I can do this. I just need more time.

- When is this guy supposed to get here? - In an hour.

Okay, look, I can take care of this.

If he gets here before me, stall him.

- Why? - Just do it!

- Geez! - Okay okay!

Man, what's Skips' problem?

I don't know.

I think he needs to realize there's some things he just can't fix.

I need to know how to fix an error 220.

Guh, we don't know.

Yeah, look it up on the internet.

I don't know how to use the internet.

Okay, first, open the internet.

Uh, which one's the internet?

Guh, open the internet!

Just use the mouse and click the internet button.

Look, see those? They're called programs!

Now click on the internet to open the internet!

No, what are you doing!?

You can't just open a ton of programs at once,

it just makes the computer go really slow.

Yeah, don't you know?

Guh! You're worse than my parents

asking me computer questions over the phone!

- I'm taking a break. - Yeah, me too.

Hey, Techmo,

help this guy with his computer problem, we're taking our break.

Skips!

Techmo. Do I know you?

Oh, you probably don't recognize me.

My name used to be Sampson.

Remember, you fixed my arm back in 1783?

Oh yeah!

How's the old arm holding up?

Oh, uh, I traded it in for an upgrade a few years back.

Pretty cool, huh?

So, what brings you here?

I'm trying to figure out how to fix an error 220.

Pfft, easy.

Just hold the power button, wait five seconds and press print. Got that?

Power button?

Oh boy.

You know what, Skips?

I get that you're more of a hands on learner.

How 'bout you join me at a house call?

See me fix one for real?

Okay?

Let's do this.

Wanna hear my band?

Oh, great, your house call's in this house?

Remember when you fixed my arm here?

Hard to believe it used to be a battle field, huh?

- You're making it worse! - Stop pressing things!

What did you guys do!?

- Techmo! Come quick! - Hurry!

Hey Skips.

Thanks for stalling him.

Okay, dudes, brief me.

- It still won't print our file. - The monitor just started flashing.

And about twenty minutes ago, these started coming out of the printer.

A threatening haiku? This is mad.

Don't worry, dudes.

Elevate keyboard!

What the-

Error 220, let's dance.

Elevate keyboard!

Can somebody fill me in on what's happening!?

Are we still just trying to print something!?

This is the worst error 220 I've ever seen.

I've got no choice - I'm jacking in.

Are you sure we just can't smash it?

Skips! Just let him do his thing!

Alright.

I'm in!

I see it! Error 220!

Prepare to be pwned!

What!?

Error 220!?

No, technomancer.

It was I, the Doom Ma Geddom virus all along!

Thanks to you, we will now be able to digitize the external world!

Wait, we!?

Yes. Prepare to be assimilated!

Resistance is dumb!

Noooo!

Skips! Remember how I told you never to smash a computer?

I was wrong!

Thank you for releasing the Doom Ma Geddon virus.

Goodbye.

I knew that computer was evil!

We've gotta destroy it before it's too late.

Do it, man!

Don't worry, Skips, we got this!

Techmo, no!

There is no more Techmo, only Doom Ma Geddon.

Now die!

He's just too fast.

Too fast?

What are gonna do?

On the count of three,

you guys make a break for the keyboard and keep opening programs,

as many as you can.

- Okay, got it. - What're you gonna do?

Me?

I'm gonna fix this.

Okay, one, two three!

A sledgehammer? Really?

An analogue relic in a digital world.

Ironic, really,

that a dinosaur like you

will be the first thing to be digitized.

Goodbye.

What did you do!?

Don't you know?

If you open a bunch of programs, you'll slow down.

No, no no!

Skips, I gotta say,

I've know some great technomancers in my day,

but none of them have defeated Doom Ma Geddon!

If I had the authority,

I'd make you an honorary technomancer.

Thanks, Techmo.

Well, duty calls.

No!

Skips, wait!

This is what we were trying to print all along!

Thanks Skips for all your help around the park.

We all really appreciate you, Mordo and Rigs.'

Thanks fellas.

Aww man.

Benson's gonna kill us when he sees all this broken stuff.

Maybe if we bury everything in the yard he'll never know!

You guys just leave it to me.

Thanks, Skips.