All language subtitles for Aluga-se uma Casa com Todos os Inconvenientes 2016 1080pb leg

THE YEAR OF RUSSIAN CINEMA 2016

MOSFILM

VERTIKAL Film Studio

CINEMA FOUNDATION

Supported by the Cinema Foundation

presents

A film by Vera Storozheva

Victoria Isakova Irina Pegova

Svetlana Khodchenkova Nina Dvorzhetskaya

Vladimir Vdovichenkov Darya Ursulyak

Nina Anaskina, Polina Simacheva, Yasha Kiselevich, Artem Kazmin

Smile.

Make a shot!

Ice-cream...

Ice-cream...

Care for an ice-cream? Ice-cream...

Script by Olga Zhukova Olga Popova

Based on Masha Traub's story 'A House in the South'

Ice-cream...

Girls, buy some ice-cream...

Photography by Ulugbek Khamraev

Thanks.

Take a swim. What are you staring into your iphone.

One mo, let me pass the level.

Look what I have found.

A fairy stone. Fulfills wishes.

Mom, you'll spoil my game with your fairy stone.

Okay, don't grumble.

Are we going to eat today or not?

When Margo and Anya come, we'll go to the restaurant.

You mean, I must babysit Anya all my holidays?

No one is asking you to, by the way.

I told you not to be like this.

Art Director - Sergei Filenko

Your Margo kinda gotten old.

What?

Hi, Sonya. Anya, have you gotten out?

- Hi, Marina Mikhailovna. - Your mother-in-law is super.

She is not my mother-in-law.

The suitcase,

two bags and my purse.

First of all, regimen your child from the very 1st grade.

- Anya, say hi. - Hi, aunt Sonya.

And read classic books to him. It's very important.

And every week make him learn a poem by heart,

it develops memory.

Have a nice rest. On the way back I'll charge half the price.

Thanks. Bye.

Do you know that there is a museum in this street -

Anton Chekhov's dacha.

Music by Yury Poteenko

We should take our girls to an excursion there.

Yes, we will.

Wait, and where is Margo?

They didn't let her go at work, so I’m instead her.

What a mess!

To rent out a house without tidying it up.

Well, if we put everything in order,

we can take meals here.

- How far is the market? - I don't know.

What a beauty! So gorgeous and not expensive.

And where is Dasha?

Anya, go and find Dasha.

Take the mop, buckets and wash the floors inside.

- Very well. - Sonya, and you sweep here.

You mean Margo won't come?

Don't you get upset.

We'll spend a nice time together.

Home-made food, charades of an evening.

I'm sorry, but I've got some work to do.

Dasha!

Dasha!

Work?..

- I'm on holidays. - Me too.

You have nothing to rest from yet.

Edited by Elena Afanasyeva

He rushed into Mary's life like storm in the desert.

Like storm in the desert...

Executive Producer Alexander Prosyanov

Whence a storm in the desert?

Desert storm... No, it sounds too war-like.

He rushed into her life... Shucks, in what kind did he rush?

Produced by Stanislav Govorukhin Ekaterina Maskina

Wash your hands good, girls, and let's lay the table.

- Dasha, the cups are in the cupboard. - He rushed into her life...

Directed by Vera Storozheva

like a sand storm...

Work hard play hard.

A HOUSE FOR LET WITH ALL INCONVENIENCIES

I put the girls to bed. Eat washed fruits.

What's going on?

- Who are you? - The tenants. And you?

- We're tenants, too. - Tenants?

- Yes. - Mom, may I have an apple?

- No, you can't. - But it's written you may eat them.

What's going on here?

This lady asserts she rented this house.

Yes, and I paid the money to the dealer.

You must have mixed up something.

No, it's you who have mixed up something.

Chekhov street, 20, the key under the door mat.

Yeah, Chekhov Street, 20, the key under the porch.

Granny!

- Who are these people? - It's nobodies.

What do you mean, nobodies?

- You may and I may not? - Yes, I may and you may not.

- Say hi to the lady. - Hi, lady.

- Hi, boy. - May I have some grapes?

No!

Let the boy eat. Treat yourself.

- Thanks. - And what's the name of your dealer?

Konstanin.

Our dealer is Konstanin as well.

The same phone number. We should turn to police.

We aren't leaving from here. Eat, sonnie.

No one is leaving from here.

It's past midnight, and the kids are awake.

You may sleep over here. You can't spend the night in the street.

- Boy, what grade will you be in? - 6th grade.

Great, then your home reading is 'The Squire's Daughter'.

Pick up your suitcase.

You may have this room.

Here? Thanks.

Anya, Anya!

- Where are you? - Coming. I'm here.

- Breakfast! - Coming!

Be quick.

- Air, water, sun, good mood... - Altogether our best food!

- Vitya, have you got dressed? - Is Dasha asleep?

- Yes. - When will she wake up?

I wanna play with her.

One shouldn't be so pestilent.

Dasha! Dasha, honey...

Mom, are you kidding? I'm on holidays. Let me sleep more.

I want to warn you -

don't wander around the house undressed.

There are strangers in the house.

Get up, wash yourself and comb your hair.

I know what I am to do. What strangers?

A woman and a boy.

What boy?

A fat one. Sleep.

And in that house Chekhov killed Tuzenbach.

You don't say so!

I would never have thought it!

Chekhov - our everything - a murderer! Oh and my.

In fact, our everything is Pushkin.

And Tuzenbach is a character from 'The Three Sisters'.

Good morning. And what education do you have, honey?

- Me? - Okay.

- What are we going to do? - I've been calling the dealer,

- but he is out of reach. - I bought fresh food at the market.

That Kostya cheated us. Rented out the house two times

and here you go - the subscriber is gone.

So, what...

So, what is going on?

I'm asking you, ladies.

Excuse me, who are you?

I'm Irina, and I rented this house for the next 2 weeks.

- That's it. - Exactly, that's it.

Be our guest and have a rest.

Konstantin's friends is our friends.

Hotel? I want to reserve a room as of today.

Vitya, you brat, squirreling away again.

Yes, for a lady with a child.

What? Are you kidding? Do you really mean it?

- They've a carrots festival. - What?

- A festival of carrot heads. - Oh, my Jesus.

Okay, I'm going to the beach.

Vitya, put on your swimming trunks.

All hotels packed with carrot heads.

You're planning to live in a house, but you end in a hostel.

You know, we all were planning to live in a house near the sea.

But in the end you take it or leave it.

Let's all go to the sea. We're lucky to have such a beach.

- Mommy, may I go with them? - Let's go.

I'm a long-standing teacher, so don't worry, honey.

Well, you may go.

- Why don't you go? - I have some work to do.

You're a crazy business woman or your chief is a jerk?

No, I'm just a translator of literature.

A translator? I take you under my patronage.

- Where can I leave my luggage? - Come with me.

- You aren't going to the beach? - No.

I'll leave Vitya with you. Dry food upset his tummy.

- Mercy buckets. - Yes, a real hostel.

- Anya, wait. - Come with me.

Vitya!

Hi. Whose tummy is in disorder?

I was looking for some pills again stomach pain.

Freeze. Can you bring some water?

I'll give you No-Spa.

Okay, hold out your five.

- No-o. - No hum and haw, come on.

Good boy.

You may go.

Let's celebrate our acquaintance.

Do you have any ice, miss translator?

White wine should go with ice.

- Sorry, but I need to work. - You mean I'll drink all alone?

It's up to you.

Will you help?

We're going to share this house for two weeks.

I just wanted to build a contact.

Vitya, can't you see big aunts are talking?

Go and play on the grass.

Miss...

- Vitya. - Vitya.

What are you allergic to?

- No-Spa. - Why did you swallow it then?

- Where is the hospital? - I don't know.

- Let's go. Are you coming? - Yes. Shall we tell his mom?

We've no time for this. Vitya, are you all right?

Vitya, are you alive?

Boris, here's a lounger.

Memorable photos, you're welcome.

Borya!

- I took a swim. - Good.

- Do you have a 3G signal? - No signal at all.

All right, if you don't want to take a swim, we'll play.

- We'll play creek. - What?

It's no use arguing with her.

- Let's go. - Good,

we stand in twos, holding hands.

Come on, come on, children, be quick.

Sir, get up you and your lady and let's play creek.

Borya, let me put some sunscreen on your back.

Creek, run! Come on, now - the next pair.

- Your face, too? - Uh-huh.

Run, creek!

All right. Ah, you took your place in the back.

- Excuse me, where's the hospital? - Over there.

This way.

Doctor!

You can't come without an appointment.

- What's the matter? - We've an angioedema.

Allergy to No-Spa. He needs dripping urgently.

- But, without an appointment… - Take him to the treatment room.

- I don't want to. - I'll tear off your head.

5 ml of PSL intramuscularly.

- Lie down on the cough. - I don't want to.

You're a one!

Just you wait when they'll take Vitya out

hunky dory, you'll be amazed at me even more!

Calm down. Your boy will be all right.

- He is in good hands. - Has edema lessened?

- Maybe he needs some lasix? - I say, you've an experience.

Life's a good teacher.

You should take care of your son's allergy.

He needs a thorough examination.

- If you say so... - Marat Ivanovich.

- If you say so, Marat Ivanovich. - Yes, Marat Ivanovich.

- Cute fringe. - Uh-huh.

Move aside and out of the frame.

- It sucks. - And I think it's okay.

I'm okay, but the sea sucks.

Last year I made photos from the boat in Italy -

the sea is great there.

Cute. And I was in Turkey with my Dad.

Move aside.

You may say we have a family doctor now.

So, just in case, you'll get an injection.

I don't want any more injections.

Let's agree - not a word to your mom.

I'll give you a box of chocolate for this.

- I'm thirsty. - We’ve no water. Let’s go home.

Why are you so nervous? Problems with your husband?

- Where do I come in? - Just asking.

Yes, I've no husband. Are you happy now?

Watch your step.

Girls, when do you prefer to visit the museum?

I prefer not to go there at all.

Tomorrow evening we're going to a restaurant,

for a cultural date with the local chief physician.

You already know the local chief physician?

We should ask him to teach Artem and Dasha how to render

- emergency aid. - Marina Mikhailovna!

You and your ideas. You're an amazing woman!

I made a timetable of cooking and cleaning.

Sonya, you're in charge of cooking tomorrow.

Is it so necessary to begin with me?

Of course. I know how responsible you are.

You'll set an example to everybody.

Please, call the children.

She felt with her brain? Intuition?

The sixth sense? With her subconscious maybe.

With her brain, with her subconscious...

Okay, with her subconscious...

To feel with one's belly, spleen,

with one's heart, spinal cord...

Sounds like some gore.

All right... 'Red panic lamp blinked

'in Barbara's soul.

'Intuition suggested

'there had appeared some woman

'in her husband's life...'

- Good morning. - Good morning.

What are you cooking?

An omelet for breakfast. Read the timetable.

- Where? - Here.

Omelet. I won't have omelet. I only drink coffee in the morning.

- As you wish. Antonina! - Yeah?

- Will you have omelet? - No, no.

I want to get thinner by tonight.

You mean I mixed this panful only for the kids?

Marina Mikhailovna fed the kids already.

Sonya, you overslept everything.

So, let's go to the beach?

Ice-cream,

ice-cream! Care for some ice-cream?

Mom!

- May I have an ice-cream? - No.

But it's hot!

Get into the shade and have some water.

Gosh, carrot heads!

They really flocked.

You like it?

Unlucky driving.

The surgeon was doing magic over me for 7 hours.

Sonya!

Swim over here!

Girls!

Girls! Where are you?

At last. I got tired of waiting.

Oops. Why didn't you dress up?

- I dressed up. - Why did you put on make-up?

Aren't you staying with the kids?

Let's go, girls. Good bye.

- Have a nice evening. - Same to you.

Don't forget - nothing sweet for my boy.

Bye.

- Have you made your choice? - Not yet.

Borya, help me with the menu.

Give us two minutes more to make up our mind.

Promise you'll come to my place to taste

my patent beshbarmak and kystybyi.

Oh, Jesus.

This gentleman can cook, to boot.

And how many hetaeras in your harem?

You're doing wrong to me.

Tell me, is she really Natasha Korolyova?

Oh yeah, Korolyova for the poor.

I see. Stop!

You injected manganese solution into it?

Oh, come on, it's fresh Black Sea catch.

Nah, we won't eat this.

It's last year's catch from Murmansk. There's no cheating me.

I was selling trout for 3 years at the fish store.

- You can't be like that. - Like what?

Hi.

Borya, let's go and dance if you wish.

Sit, Natasha, or you'll feel nausea like last time.

- We didn't order this. - With compliments from that table.

Thank you.

Champagne. Thank you.

You don't lose time, you don't feel bored.

Why should we feel bored, so young and pretty?

I'm off to the ladies room.

Let's have a drink? Irochka, Marina?

Let's enjoy ourselves! Sonya, join in.

I took a baloney. Hope they won't notice,

Won't your mom tear off your head for this?

- Where do my mom come in? - How can you fare with such a mom?

- I fare just great. - And my mom

promised to teach me beadweaving.

And my one dad paid through my beatbox lessons,

and my other dad will gift me an electric guitar.

- Cool! - You have two dads?

Yep. Sasha and Dima.

And my dad is Sasha, too.

And I have only one dad and one mom.

- And so what? - And I have no dad.

I heard your mom saying on the phone

that your dad had run away to some other missus.

- Shut up! - Vitya!

And who is your mom looking for?

I heard granny say your mom is a pickuper of men.

Don’t you eavesdrop!

- Some picnic. - Don't you hurt the little one.

- Someone will hear. - Exactly.

Go away, both of you. We'll hang out without you.

- It's not your beach. - But it's our hangout.

- Great. - Get lost.

Don't cry. Let's go away from here.

- And what is your job? - My job?

- I'm an image maker. - Why aren't you in Courchevel then?

What?

Antonina, you're such a woman!

Please meet my wife Natalya.

Glad to meet you.

Natasha, we're invited to join their company.

Oh yes, it just slipped from my mind.

- You’re welcome. - Take a seat.

- Sonya, we're having a company. - Hi.

- Boris. Glad to meet you. - Sonya.

Can you pass me a mandarin?

- We've got reinforcement. - Hi.

We don't have enough chairs. There are six of us.

- No, there are seven of us. - Oh, you have noticed?

- Yes, I'm a doctor. - Oh, a doctor?

A doctor. Come over here and sit down.

Tell us, Doctor, can we eat meat here?

I mean, is it fresh?

I don't trust local catering.

Though, I can't live only on salads,

because the baby needs microelements.

I'm also afraid to buy home-made food, 'cause

God forbid it contains parasites.

First of all I would advise you

to stay away from such noisy places. Excuse me.

Irina, may I ask you for another dance?

- With great pleasure. - May I have another mandarin?

- Borya, we are leaving. - We've just sat down.

Boris.

- Sure. - Next time then.

- Good bye. - Good bye.

Good bye.

What are you sitting? Go and dance.

- With whom? - At least with the doctor.

Since a certain time I'm not attached to doctors.

Singed your wings?

Don't pull the plug on all doctors.

Ira says her husband is a surgeon and a cool man.

Come on, go.

Someone's calling you again.

Yes?

Yes, it's okay. I'm working.

I won't miss the deadline.

What business is it of yours whether I'm drunken or not?

Why are you calling me all the time?

I'll submit the needed portion on Monday.

Vitya, don't you squirrel away.

Hey, you, have you seen Marat Ivanovich?

He’s in the restaurant. Give him some break.

You're the summerers, and we work and save people here.

Miss, let's get acquainted?

Why are you so sad? Has someone hurt you?

Cheer up. Let's go and have a nice time together.

I beg your pardon, Senhorita.

Did you understand what she said?

It's a hit!

'She was obsessed with only one thing -

'to find out the name of that lucky competitress

'and avenge her.'

Gosh! Now she gonna be finding out the name for 10 pages long

and avenging for 20 pages long. The hell I'll make it in time.

- Where is my husband? - You fool, you scared me!

How should I know where is your husband?

Don't you lie, I know he's here.

Stop, you. Children are asleep in the house.

Don't you shout at me.

I'm carrying a baby and my hemoglobin is 80.

Darling, go home, you

and your haemoglobin. What are you hopping here?

- But my husband? - He'll have enough

and will come back. Or he won't come.

How should I know. I'm sick and tired of all of you.

- Sort it out without me. - You, cruel people.

I'm pregnant, I need to be taken care of.

Borya!

The hell I'll make it in time.

And so, why did we come here?

Tonechka, what an odor,

the noise of the sea, and the stars - look at these stars!

Indeed, very beautiful stars.

You can see the whole Universe in the sky.

You speak like in romance novels.

We all need a little of romance.

Aha, and you're just brimming with it, eh.

You took me wrong, Tonechka.

It's just sometimes you need to talk to someone

about anything else except hormones, diet an so on.

You see, a cultured person needs fuel not only for his body,

- but for his intellect, too. - Right,

I, too, read no end of novels, and have no one

- to discuss them with. - You are so understanding.

Lean off!

You idiot, I can't swim!

Doggy-paddle! You manwhore.

Black Sea fresh catch.

Why don't you sleep?

I'm working. And why are you alone?

You think I'm off my rockers?

Overripe.

Why did you leave so early?

We danced away a gypsy dance for five times on end.

Ira, how long have you been married?

Only don't you peck me about my family status.

I didn't do anything wrong.

And where did you two get acquainted?

In intensive care room.

He brought me back to life.

And assembled such a beauty from a cripple.

Gee, nightie-nightie.

Ira, I noticed you have a soft point for doctors.

It's night, and you juggling me through interview?

You don't sleep and won't let others sleep.

Morning!

A spider! Granny, I'm scared!

- Brush it away. - Calm down. It's gone.

Vitya, put on a shirt quickly.

- Morning. - I want to wear a T-shirt.

I will never finish this translation.

There is no more spider.

Ann got scared of a spider. Sorry.

- We're going to the museum. Vitya! - Move!

A real hostel we are living in.

- Тyoma! Come out! - We're going to the museum!

At such an ungodly hour! Why?

What good are these museums? Always the same thing!

- Coming! - We're waiting for you outside.

Vitya! Tyoma! Kids!

Did everybody read 'Vanka' by Chekhov yesterday?

- Let's go. - Mom!

- Mom! Where are you? - What?

- Where's my shirt with rhinestones? - What?

The one Dad brought me from Italy.

Why?

Marina Mikhailovna is taking us to the museum.

But not to the disco, eh.

- Can you be careful? - Can you help me?

Fancy! Artem's dad is Sasha, too.

- How do you know? - He himself said so.

He and I share a similar approach to life.

Dressing up for him hipster, right?

He's not a hipster. He's stylish and smart.

Here it is.

You won't wear it. It's a disgrace to visit museums dressed like that.

I'll call Dad and tell him

you don't let me wear this T-shirt to spite him.

- I'm at least bringing you up! - So does he!

He does what? He does what?

Who took you to the seaside?

- Who comes to parents' meetings? - So what?

What about a bit of gratitude?

Sonya! Marina Mikhailovna said

you're a translator of romance novels?

- I am. So what? - Wow!

- You know Gloria Blake's novels? - Did you read that?

I adore her.

I'm dying for getting the sequel of Midday Passion

It's what I'm translating right now.

- You know her personally? - No.

I'm just translating the books they send.

Your editor called you, by the way.

He seems to be dying for getting Midday Passion, too.

It's not your business.

- Mom, bye! I'm off! - Dasha!

Why did you take my bag?

What is the sequel about?

It's about one bitch who stole a husband from her friend.

- How trivial! - I think I know who it was!

Okay. Where's the knife?

When he was writing his early stories

Chekhov used a pseudonym of Antosha Chekhonte.

- What for? - Just to observe incognito.

Did he actually think no one would guess?

Chekhov and Chekhonte - it sounds almost alike.

Were they all so dull in the 19th century?

- Dasha. - Why picking on her?

Sorry, are you a certified guide?

I am a twice Teacher of Year in Moscow.

Stop playing the wet blanket here, please.

I'm bored, Granny.

Wait for it, and it will be fun.

Do you know that Chekhov's childhood

was not as happy as other children had?

He wasn't burying himself in his iphone.

From his earliest years, he worked in his father's shop,

along with his brothers.

Besides, he combined work

with studying at school and singing in a church choir.

He also studied tailoring

so he had no time to bury himself in anything.

Dad brought this bag from Italy. Isn't it nice?

Marina Mikhailovna, I'm hungry.

Get out of the picture. Go feed Vitya.

- You stupid fool! - Dasha, what's the matter?

Shame on you!

Chekhov designed The Three Sisters in this very chair!

- A crazy one. - Me? Crazy?

You may demolish museums in Moscow but don't you dare do it here!

- We won't give away Chekhov to you! - Chekhov is everybody's.

- Are we leaving? - Leaving.

I won't ever go out with this goof anymore!

- Be lost! - Let's go to a cafe!

Silence!

- Never tired of running. - Uh-huh.

- Well, where to? - Over there.

You think so?

Okay.

- Good morning! - Good morning!

- Good morning! - Good morning!

- Move it here. - The weather's fine today.

- Sunbathing? - Carrying a baby.

The meat, by the way, wasn't fresh yesterday.

- So was the fish. - Your hat is so nice.

They sell such hats at the local market,

as well as one-piece swimsuits.

I have nothing to hide, I'm not pregnant.

Who will accompany me to swim to the rocks?

Hey, macho! Well?

I let beautiful women win without losing face.

My husband and I swim only in the pool.

The water may be infectious and the waves are high, too.

My husband and I love when waves are high.

They pee in swimming pools.

I like high waves, too.

- Sit down, dear. - I don't want to.

Sonya!

Sonya! Where are you?

Tonya!

- What happened? - Sonya disappeared.

- Disappeared? - How could it be?

She dived and never surfaced.

She couldn't drown, could she? Call the lifeguards!

Where are the lifeguards?

Guys, please, we have a girl who dived and never surfaced.

Please, I just cannot swim.

How to get them on the phone?

Borya! My water breaks!

- Wait, Natasha. - That's the emergency number.

Guys, dive over there!

Tonya!

Hello! We have a girl missing.

She dived and never surfaced.

I don't really know. It's near the rocks.

- Borya! - Wait, Natasha.

- More to the left! - Dive there, more to the right!

We were swimming over there!

She never was seen again.

Swim to the right, to that rock.

What happened?

I called the rescuers. They're coming.

There's a beautiful grotto there with fish swimming in.

Fish swimming in? What a bitch you are!

You are another, you know.

Borya!

I say, meeting with things great is so inspirational.

After visiting the museum today, the kids brushed their teeth

and went to bed without urging.

Would you please pass me the sugar, Marina Mikhailovna?

- Here you are, my dear. - Thank you very much.

Ira! What is your favorite work by Chekhov?

A short story named 'The Drama'.

It's where an annoyed editor

breaks the head of an annoying authoress.

Okay, I go to bed.

- Good night! - Good night!

Sonya! When writing,

do you feel you're becoming better and kinder?

When I'm writing, I want to kill Gloria Blake,

the editor and all foolish readers of this stuff.

You know what?

If you're so smart why don't you write books yourself?

Any fool can translate others' books.

Good night, Marina Mikhailovna!

Good night!

I can hardly keep my eyes open. I'm off.

- Good night, Sonya! - Goodnight!

How was the day, Dasha?

Cool.

Was there anything interesting in the museum?

You need to work, Mom. Will you work outside?

No. I want to talk with you.

Let's do it later. I'm out of sorts.

Please stop pressing on me.

Gosh!..

'Barbara couldn't sleep in her lonely bed.'

Well, she and her lonely bed.

'Like a broken-wing bird.'

Oh my! What a load of rubbish!

Shoo!

Oh, my hand.

My hand.

No swimming today, the water's cold.

- May I have a ride, Granny? - Later, honey.

- Let's have a bite first! - Don't photo me!

Never! I'm photographing the boat.

Artem, Dasha, don't come close to the water.

Don't stop him. Artem's going to drown himself.

- Artem! - You're sort of strange.

Okay. Let's go to the cafe.

You walk in pairs, otherwise I can't gather you.

- I want to have a boat ride. - I got you.

Hello!

- We would like... - We don't serve right now.

- Why? - No electricity.

Then please give us juice and pastries.

We don't serve at all.

You don't need electricity to sell juice and pastries.

Do you hear me, Miss? No electricity,

the fridge doesn't work.

If I open its door, it will get warm and food will be spoiled.

It will be spoiled anyway. But we're ready to buy it.

Look how many of us are here.

Me and four kids. We'll eat half of your meals.

- You and three kids. - Four.

You and three kids.

Anya!

Anya, get away from there.

- Marina Mikhailovna! - Run!

- Artem! Come on! - Anya!

You really can't swim? Why did you get there?

Catch hold of the boat. Come on!

- Give me your hand! - What a way to lose weight!

Anya, come to me! Give me your hand.

Nice! Granny came, Ann got rescued.

- Anya! What is that? - Why crying? Does it hurt?

Give me your hand.

- Come to me, honey. - I did a cool video.

Vitya! What? Let me help you.

I think I broke my shoulder.

Jesus! We need to go to the hospital.

- Vitya, what? - We should call Tonya.

We'll say nothing to her for a while. Okay?

- I want a box of chocolates. - Okay.

That's how a fat superman nearly drowned himself.

You jerk!

- Marina Mikhailovna, you see it? - Well done, Dasha!

Get lost! My mother will bite your head off for this!

A house full of fools.

Give me your hand, honey. I'll help you. O my!

What? Tonya!

Why Tonya? Where do I come in?

I'm sick and tired of you! One is drowning, another's yelling!

I'm here to settle my nerves and not to mess about with you.

Great! You sent her into a tantrum!

But you have strong nerves.

What do you mean?

Damn!

You'd better be careful

for Sanya won't fix your leg for the second time.

Look, stay away from me, my husband and my leg!

From your husband...

From everybody of us!

We came here to have a rest and you're pestering us like that.

I wonder

how on earth we could meet and live in one house?

I thought it's boring to sit here all day long.

What about going to a movie or a show?

But the house is sold-out to the carrot heads!

- Vitya? - Hello.

Doctor, dear! It's an emergency case!

You should wait for your turn.

It's okay. Let's go in.

Okay. Thank you! Move!

Why putting all sorts of things in your mouth?

- You like injections? - No!

Doctor! The boy has dislocated his shoulder.

- He was my rescuer. - Go into my surgery.

Your hero is as fit as a flea.

It's all over, Vitya. Don't cry.

- He broke my arm. - Don't be saucy!

It's okay.

- Thank you, Kind Doctor. - Good job.

- Thank you. - Come and see us.

- We'll have some tea and cake. - Well, why not?

But what about the patients?

Great, Mila! They came in with dislocation

and leave with a heart attack. I must see you home now.

One moment, hero.

- Take it. - Say thank you, Vitya.

Thank you.

Goodbye! Oh, you're accompanying us.

Tonya! Well, don't be huffy!

She's a translator, an artistic soul.

I still feel hurt.

It's true that it pisses one off.

They are all like this - the makers of midday passions.

Have some coffee and calm down.

Is this for me? Why so little?

You want to drink premium coffee by gallons?

Premium coffee, really?

It's Sonya's phone.

- I'll go bring it to her. - Okay.

Sonya!

Have your phone with you. Your editor's calling you.

He's calling. I'm off. I'm away. I'm gone.

Kidding?

Who will translate the sequel of 'Midday Passion'?

You have no respect to loyal readers.

'Under the southern sun, passion like a jungle fever

'scorched their hearts and bodies.' Whose bodies?

Those of Nicolas and Veronica or those of Marie and Francisco?

You remember them by names?

Sure! I won't disturb you longer.

Translate it quickly!

I'm dying to read it!

- You here, Doctor? - Hello, Tonya!

Tonya! When you wash glasses please use a brush

or a dish soap.

Let's go to the terrace. The doctor sits there all by hisself.

Dear, one shouldn't say 'hisself' but 'himself'.

There isn't such a word in Russian language.

One shouldn't also say 'I wanna' or 'I dunno'.

I wanna say I dunno what you say.

I paid for my living here - not for my schooling.

- Where's my Mom? - Over there.

- Where's my Mom? - I don't know!

- Oh my God! - Tonya,

I didn't mean to offend you,

I think one should use every minute

- to develop one's personality. - Come, come!

I didn't finish any college, you see?

I was raising my son all by myself.

If you don't like to share the place with a saleswoman,

go to the hotel and lecture the carrot heads!

Well! Who gave you the chocolates?

Come here! Stop! Come here!

Who on earth gave it to him?

Here I am!

Here we are! Hello, Tonya!

- Hello! - Hello, Marat Ivanovich!

- Hello! - All dressed up and where to go?

Meaning? Never mind the way I dress. Why?

A bit of weirdness is fine for a girl.

Can I help you, Marat Ivanovich?

- Mom! - Mom! Mom!

Dasha broke my phone and your make-up bag.

He was shooting video instead of saving a drowning girl.

- It was all for fun. - Sort it out yourselves.

All for fun? Do you understand it was very serious?

If I drown, you will also shoot video of me drowning?

- Why? It's you! - Get away.

Doctor, tell me, can their shouting

somehow affect my future baby?

I don't know, I'm a general practitioner.

No, you're a head doctor. You just tell me

and I'll immediately take Natalia home.

Vitya first saved me and then broke his shoulder,

and then Kind Doctor broke Vitya's shoulder again,

and all became well.

It was not broken, but dislocated.

You don't worry. When he had a Quincke's oedema...

What? Why Quincke's oedema?

The skeleton is out of the closet.

You all are a bit weird here.

- No worries, Tonya! - Worries are not welcome for me.

My pulse has quickened. Will you feel my pulse?

Let me feel it, Natasha, okay?

He had an allergic reaction to medication.

I gave him a No-Spa pill and he was all right.

Why do you give pills to my child?

You think I'm unable to cure him myself? You think I'm stupid?

- No, I just... - Tonya, don't quarrel, please.

- Everything ended well. - I'm fed up with you all!

You're a teacher emeritus but we can't

- trust the kids to your care! - Oh my God!

- Well, Tonya... - You'd better shut up.

One can't cope with her job and another with her child!

- Tonya! - You stud!

Your wife's pregnant, and you keep chasing skirts!

Gal, are you a fool or what?

All women bear children, and you talk

like you have a feather up your ass!

- Tonya, stop... - Don't you touch me!

You... all of you...

- You all drive me mad! - Tonya!

Get lost!

She's nuts. Is there any cure for this, Doctor?

'To my dear mother'

- 11, legs eleven. - Legs eleven, 11.

When I'm gambling I always win.

- All the threes... - On my knees.

All the threes.

Do you know when breast milk comes in?

Where's the doctor?

It looks like he flew off to save somebody.

- Something happened? - No.

I wonder when they insert a tube in the abdomen

are the guts falling out?

- 17, Dancing Queen. - Dancing Queen, 17.

Boris, I wonder what 17 means?

- Maybe it means rain? - Isn't it great

to spend an evening in such a great company?

Collective living makes us younger.

I live here only to translate 'Midday Passion'.

- Good evening! - Good evening!

- Who are you? - What do you want?

Be so kind to introduce yourself, please.

I'm Gennady.

What do you want, Gennady?

I wanna know what you are doing here in my house.

Natasha, let's go. Friends, sorry, we're off.

- Thank you for the tea. - Yes, bye! Thank you!

- Good night. - Good night.

You want to say that Konstantin let the house to you as well?

I don't know any Konstantin.

I've being living in this house for 20 years.

I bought it and I live in it.

What are you doing here?

Where's my stuff? Where're my spinning rods and the bucket of tar?

Wait,

you want to say you didn't let the house?

I didn't let the house to anyone! My beacon!

What have you done with my beacon?

How will the guys find my place now?

- What guys? - My sailors!

- Your sailors? - Twenty of them.

They're excellent guys, a fine lot of sailors!

They didn't go ashore for three months.

I said: "Come to my place to celebrate the event.

"Now I go to the store, and you'll find the way by the beacon."

How my men will find their way here now?

- Oh! I know what... - Vitya, shut up.

Don't crush it.

That's it. We'll spend the night here.

Anton Chekhov has always been my lifesaver.

When some of our teachers gets sick

I make the pupils write an essay on 'The Man in the Case'.

Take a sit, Ann.

- Mom, I've an idea. - Tell me about it tomorrow.

- I don't want to stay here. - Artem...

Are you sure it's a safe place?

Well, it's safer than the one full of sailors.

Mom, I have an idea.

Shut up, please. Better eat an apple.

We'll sleep in turns and keep watch.

Chekhov will be guarding us.

It's kind of weird here.

- But what can we do? - I know what we can do!

- Hello, Doctor! - Vitya? Again?

- I put them to sleep. - Excellent.

Is it magnets, Doctor?

- May I? - There should be indications

- for the use of magnetic therapy. - Of course you may, Tonya.

- Nina... - Thank you.

Well, lie on the magnets.

What a comfortable couch! What is it?

- It's a massage bed. - Comfortable.

Just imagine, Marat Ivanovich.

I went to a house by the sea and got into a hostel,

and ended up in a hospital. How do you like it!

Why don't you sleep, Sonya?

I...

I have some work to do.

Nina!

One moment.

Sonya, where are you going?

Where are you going, Sonya?

Wait a bit! Are you going to drown yourself?

Why are you following me?

God knows what will come into your head!

For some time, I can't stand hospitals.

For some time, I don't like hospitals either.

The more you like attending physicians.

"Sasha! You so perfectly restored my leg,

- "I can't but have sex with you." - You are the limit!

Leave my husband alone!

- You didn't leave my husband alone! - What?

- I'm Sonya. - I know you're Sonia.

I'm the very same Sonya.

- Well? - He didn't tell you anything?

Who? What?

I'm your Sasha's ex-wife.

Sasha's ex-wife is a certain Tamara.

Stop! Don't lie to me. The puzzle is complete.

Car accident, leg put back together piece by piece...

You stole my husband away from me!

You were in the hospital and made eyes at him.

Idiot! You read too much romance novels!

I could hardly get through that winter.

Why winter? It was in summer.

- In summer? - Yes, in summer.

- You sure? - Was I sure of it

when I was in the hospital with my leg fractured?

- Don't lie to me! - That's all I need!

Don't be hysterical. Big deal! Find yourself another husband.

- It's not as easy as it seems. - Oh, yes.

What if your Sanya assembles another wife for himself?

What do you mean? No, wait!

We're talking about you now, not me!

You do really go cuckoo.

A cuckoo in the nest you are!

Sonya! Sonya, wait! Well, peace?

Make peace with your Tamara.

Dasha, why aren't you going to bed?

Let me alone, please.

Don't worry. We'll find somewhere to stay.

I don’t care about where to stay.

Mom, tell me why all the men suck?

You're too young to ask such questions.

He saw her drowning,

and stood and shot his stupid video.

- Then he snitched on me. - Well, it happens.

I thought he liked me.

He's not worth your tears.

He's unworthy of you and never was.

As the days ensue, you'll forget about him

as wild fields forget about a lonely wayfarer.

Are you now reciting your translations, Mom?

Well, I'm kind of confused.

Okay, I've got the idea.

Mom, you be yourself too, okay?

Okay, and you, too.

Mom, it seems we left half of our stuff back in that house.

No, we took everything with us.

I can't find the T-shirt Dad gave me.

- Tonya! What are you doing? - I'm busy.

'John put a passionate kiss

'on Mary's lips that stole her breath.

'Hell, I was looking for you all my life!

'But Mary pushed him away.

'John, it was only midday passion!

'A year later, her son was born but John never knew about it.

'He would never know about it.'

Wait, do you know English?

- No. - But how?

You said they didn’t care much about authenticity.

'Burning... no, scathing...

'He cast a fiery glance at her...' No, a piercing glance.

- Good morning! - Good morning!

- Did you sleep well? - Quite.

Vitya and I will start seeing patients in 10 minutes.

Will you be here long?

You've got no return tickets?

Your home looks clean despite the twenty sailors.

Well, they submit to military discipline.

They woke up

and put everything in order, it's normal.

So we can come back?

- Where? - Here.

- Who? - We.

We have rented this house for our holidays

and we are going to stay. Any objections?

Only don't touch my tar please.

Don't scatter your shirts all over the house – keep in mind the kids.

Okay.

Buy a melon on your way back.

Okay.

My T-shirt!

Thank you!

Be careful!

Where can I buy a good melon?

I'm very good at buying melons, why?

- Well... - Oh, my life belt!

You look gorgeous!

You want to be photographed?

- We do. - Welcome!

Welcome to be photographed!

You want to be photographed?

- Let us, Borya? - Okay.

Sonya, I'm surprised.

Tonya, this way becomes you a lot better.

I feel as if I'm naked.

- Take your places. - May I?

- Okay. - Well?

Artem, come here!

Are you here, Ann?

Come here. It's vacant.

Who is it? Chekhov?

The End

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