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MAN: Guys! Guys! We're doing a video for Cliff and Cydney.

What do you want to say?

First the big studio sale. Now the big wedding.

MVP year for our boy, Clifford.

I fucking hate you, Anderson.

Hey, and when you're all famous,

don't forget about your crew from film school.

Boys in the Wood Hood!

You dance with who brung you, Cliffie. You dance with who brung you.

I mean, you know we wouldn't be here tonight if it wasn't for me.

I mean, I brought her to that Black Eyed Peas concert.

I introduced them. I mean, I basically hooked them up.

One,

two,

two and a half,

three!

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

And when he was ready to propose,

finally, I was the one that he practiced on to get it right.

So, you gonna fuck him tonight, Rita?

I already did.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Can you... Can you give me that please?

Tommy...

My little brother getting married before me.

CLIFF: Yeah, I wonder why. Come on. Your armpit smells like ass, okay?

Will you let the fuck off?

I came all the way from Michigan to do this one more time.

How does that feel?

Some of our friends did the Kalalau Trail last year

and came back with the most amazing pictures.

So they're going to Maui, right?

Kauai, the last island. Right... Right there, number five.

One, two, three, four, five, right there.

It's called a dollar dance.

In 1967 it was a dollar dance.

Please, get a 50. Get out of there.

(GUESTS CHEERING)

(SCREAMS)

I want you guys to know how much I love you. I adore you.

And I hope you have the best time on your honeymoon.

And make it something to remember. Love you, guys.

I think they just wanted to start off their lives together

with some kind of adventure.

(GUESTS CLAPPING)

CLIFF: The red dot.

CYDNEY: There's the red dot. The thing.

You comfortable?

CYDNEY: Got the camera. This should...

Hey, can I ask you a question, Mr. Cliff Anderson...

Yeah.

...of Venice Beach, California?

Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson,

formerly Miss Cydney Karswell,

of Pacific Palisades, California.

How did you get this scar?

Oh, my God, I can't believe I didn't notice it before.

That's a long story

and it involves Homeland Security.

(CYDNEY LAUGHING)

It's not funny. And me being unexpectedly pressed

into service as a deputy air marshal.

And I don't really want to talk about it.

(GRUNTS) Try again! A little less grandiose, thank you.

My brother hit me with his skateboard when I was nine.

CYDNEY: Wait, which brother is this?

That would be Tommy, the dick, from Michigan.

CYDNEY: Oh.

Wait, I thought he said Maryland at the wedding.

Excuse me, but whose brother is this?

(LAUGHING) I'm so sorry! He's got, like, 16 brothers, okay?

All right, Tommy from Michigan.

A new wife should know these things.

CLIFF: Feet in! Feet in! Feet in!

(EXCLAIMS)

Christ! Are you insane?

It's a rental.

(LAUGHS)

Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

Mrs. Cydney... No, Mrs. Cydney... Listen.

You know, it's like writing checks in January.

I know I'm going to blow it.

You got to keep practicing.

Cliff, get back in here! God!

I've never seen so many shades of green!

Hey, hey! Get a picture of me!

(YELLING)

(LAUGHS)

Hey, hey!

(EXCLAIMS)

Stop it!

Look! Look!

Oh! Whoa!

Hey, hey! Look, look! Trekkers!

Hey! Hi!

Hey! Hey, I want to do that! Kalalau, that trail right down there!

Did it myself back in the day.

I'll show you what it's all for.

The most gorgeous dead end God ever made.

Wow!

Yeah!

You know what? Drop me off right here.

Forget the hike.

Only two ways in and out, Cydney.

By foot or by kayak.

But that's what makes it so special.

MAN: Well, beautiful it is, brother. How many days you allow?

About one day in, one day at the beach and then another day back.

(CHUCKLES) Common mistake.

What, you think I need more?

I don't know if you need more, but you'll sure want more.

As long as all your permits are updated

and so on. Yeah, yeah. See?

Okay. Yeah. 'Cause the rangers do get out and work the trail.

So, you want to keep these close, Cliff.

CLIFF: All right.

And this, too.

Did you miss me?

You know, three days sounds plenty to me.

(EXCLAIMS)

(MUSIC BLARING ON CAR RADIO)

Nine whole minutes.

Do you realize

that's the longest we've been apart since we got married?

You must have missed me something awful.

This is 11.5 miles each way, right?

Each way.

Tell me you missed me.

Well...

I'll give you a BJ in the car.

Okay.

CYDNEY: Another one.

Anyways, check this out, Cliff.

Now you gonna cross over five valleys.

Each time you do,

you're gonna gain or lose 1,000 feet of elevation.

That's the killer.

I missed you, too, baby.

What? Did you go somewhere?

You're so bad!

$475.35.

CLIFF: All right.

Yeah, I know. It looks like I robbed a bank.

It's our wedding haul!

What's up? What's up?

(SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE)

How's my baby boy? MAN: Back from Oahu?

EARTH MOMMA: Glad to see you back.

Nowhere near Honolulu, were you?

No, on the other side. Waves were junk for three days.

More better over here. Why? What's the stink in 'Lulu?

Maybe enough for now. Want to help these two out to their car?

Yeah, I'll just dump my gear. I'll be right with them.

Boy's gonna help with your bags.

(SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE)

Get an early start, brother.

Yeah, I will.

(SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE)

(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

(SINGING) ...never falter

I need your love each and every day

(HUMMING)

All right

(HUMMING)

All right

(CHUCKLES)

I love our new lives!

Hey!

What are you doing?

It's Hawaii.

Just because we're in Hawaii we're gonna do things we don't normally do,

like pick up hitchhikers?

Come on. Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii, right?

(SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE)

So, how far are you going?

Lumahai Beach.

Lumahai? Lumahai? I don't think we know that area.

It's about 10 miles ahead, right on this road,

right by where the big trail is.

You know that trail?

Yeah, the big trail?

But we're... But we're not going that far. So...

(CAR DOOR OPENS)

So, how far do you go?

Uh... Just up the road a bit.

So, if you guys, you know, stay here for five more minutes,

I'm sure someone will come along that can...

We was waiting for, like, an hour before you stopped.

Maybe more.

Shit, I thought this was Hawaii.

Sorry.

Come on.

Hey, you guys married?

Yeah, yeah, we just got married.

Hold this. Some of these pictures totally suck.

It's one of those cameras you chuck.

This one, this is a good one. KALE: Hey, Cleo, what are you doing?

These people want to see less of us, not more.

Here it is.

That's us doing the deed in Oahu.

Wow.

We just woke up one morning and decided to get married.

Pretty, isn't it?

Yeah, it's lovely. It's...

Wait. Is this in a grocery store?

Paula's Market. They do it up real nice for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's an onion.

Yeah, produce manager took that picture.

I know it sounds kind of tacky,

but it's pretty frigging pretty

when they add all the little radishes in there and stuff.

Right, that's what those are.

Hey, baby, look, it's Kale and Cleo getting married in Oahu.

Yeah. Suitable for framing.

You know what? We'll just drive you there.

Ten miles, I mean, listen... We could have been there by now.

Maybe next time, huh?

Kale, don't be that way.

Baby, come on.

CLIFF: Come on, guys.

We don't have to make this a bigger deal...

Cleo, get the fuck out of this man's ride!

(DOOR SLAMS)

Well, I think we handled that really well.

Up there!

Here we go. Kalalau Trail.

CLIFF: That's good. CYDNEY: Bye, Mom!

Well, I was just pointing and shooting.

These new things have too many buttons for me.

Yeah, that's what you get for buying top of the line.

I might have to break down and actually read the manual some day.

I would love to see that. Thanks.

(CYDNEY LAUGHING)

Wow!

Oh...

Okay.

Well, I guess everybody else did it.

Did they really?

Show it no fear.

I think the rest of it kind of washed away or something.

Okay, watch me. Keep your eyes down, your speed up,

avoid those green rocks and just be fearless.

Well, he made that look easy.

Yeah, but he's not wearing a whole

Dave's World of Camping store on his back.

(LAUGHING)

All right, ready!

World record, baby.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God! Careful.

You got it.

Okay. Thank you.

You did great.

Come on, baby, you can do it.

(EXCLAIMS)

Outstanding.

Did I almost just die right there?

Come here, come here, come here.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I was doing so well, I thought.

God.

Hey! What's your name?

NICK: Have we met before?

Because when I first saw you guys,

I was getting a little déjà vu-y.

CLIFF: No. No. CYDNEY: No.

CLIFF: Nowhere I remember, Nick.

NICK: That face.

Are you an actor?

No, no, no.

I haven't seen you on TV?

No such luck. No.

Actually, Cliff is a screenplay writer. He's very sought-after.

All the big movie studios want him to do their projects.

I knew I smelled fame and fortune on you. A screenplay writer?

We just say screen... Screenwriter.

Any movies I might know?

Well, actually my... My...

My first script is in pre-production right now.

So, if you ask me again the same time next year...

Who's in it?

Still trying to figure that out. Still casting out, so...

Well, Nic Cage is always money in my book.

I like how he gets all intense

right at the end of a sentence!

So, you got a good Act 2 twist?

Yeah.

Yeah? It's...

Are you in the business, Nick?

Me? No, no. I just took some course,

one of those writing boot camps.

I've had so many ass-puckering experiences in life,

I figured, "Hell, I'll just throw it down on paper

"and make myself a million bucks.' '

Yeah. It's not that easy, is it?

I liked it all, except the paperwork.

You know, actually making pages, it's just...

Yeah. But I got the basics down.

Three acts, hero with a journey, red snappers. All that shit.

Red snappers?

Yeah. You know,

you bring in a character just to fuck with the audience,

just to try and throw them off track...

It's a herring. It's a red herring.

I'm pretty sure it's a snapper.

Excuse me while I shake the bush here.

So, you're, like, halfway to famous, Cliff?

Pretty much. Outstanding!

Yeah, there's a whole big crew getting ready in Vancouver,

building sets and stuff.

But they're there, you're here.

Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to explain,

but they brought in another guy to do a quick rewrite. So...

On your story?

Yeah, just a two-week punch-up. They... It's common.

Yeah, how long ago was this?

It's nine weeks now.

Yeah.

No. That's fucked up. That's your vision, Cliff. That's your baby.

You can't let them get away with that shit.

He's got these agents and they don't do...

I mean, they don't fight for him or anything.

And I was just telling Cliff the other day...

Not that "me" isn't my favorite subject,

but maybe we could talk about something else for a while.

Well, I'm going to leave you with one last pearl of wisdom.

Get a new agent? You get a new story.

What? Me, too!

I have one! No! Wait a minute.

What should we do? Should we go up

or should we just go back down?

This is supposed to be the best service, ever.

I don't care.

Did you hear about Oahu, what happened there?

Why? What happened?

Well, my dad just called from KCK.

Reception's, like, major shit out here.

But he said something about some murders.

Wow.

There's no service.

Flat line.

I'm in and out, mostly out.

Wait. This is in Honolulu?

Dad wants us to leave.

I think he's in major overreaction mode, okay?

Some newlyweds were killed somewhere, he said.

That's what happened.

Yeah.

That's awful.

I mean, we were just there, like, the day before yesterday.

We have been planning this for, like, five-and-a-half months!

Does he not even know it's a different island?

What did your dad say?

I mean, do they know who did it? Do they know anything?

He says that they're looking for two people.

A man and a woman. That's all I got.

It's like that movie, huh? Natural Born Killers.

(GASPING)

Oh, my God, that movie, like, totally freaked me out.

When his head was doing that thing... Majorly.

Well, what do you think?

I mean, it was Oahu, not here.

Well, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Well, hey, I mean, it's our honeymoon, right?

Why don't you guys come with us?

We're going all the way to Kalalau Beach, all the way to the end.

Wait, you guys are, like, newlyweds?

Yeah.

Have a swell honeymoon.

Wait!

Stop! Don't make me run.

You guys are such cowards.

Well, I exit here. Be safe. Some hard yards ahead.

(PANTING) Are you... Are you camping over at Secret Falls?

I read all about it in the guidebook.

Yeah, just for the day.

I had to run back to the truck for a little butane.

Well, how close is it?

Well, it's like everything else in Hawaii.

It's as close as far away gets.

Baby. What?

It sounds so romantic.

Yeah, but I'd like to get to the beach by sunset.

But it's only like, what, like, a mile or something? It's, like, nothing.

Honey, come on. Maybe we should give the man his privacy.

Don't matter to me. Plenty of Eden to go around.

What?

Nothing.

One mile?

One. Serious?

Yeah. Cool!

Hey, wait up!

Wow!

Well, I do believe she's clotheless.

Hey, there.

I do believe he is, too.

This is Gina!

Did he mention Gina before?

Crazy-ass love of my crazy-ass life!

He has now.

Okay. So, they're, like, a couple?

Y'all coming in or what?

Baby, are we going in or not?

Yeah, in a minute. Let me see if I can get some reception.

Okay.

(SIGHS)

That's nice.

I hope we're not intruding on your private paradise here.

Forget it, Nicko's always bringing home strays.

(LAUGHS)

Mrs. Cydney Anderson. We're newlyweds.

Miss Gina Struggs. We're not.

(LAUGHS)

You are so dead.

Okay.

Here we go. Come on.

"Thursday on Oahu. Possibly mainlanders on their honeymoon.

"Teeth and fingerprints removed.

"Have reason to believe killers may have jumped islands to Kauai.' '

Are you shitting me?

No, these girls on the trail told us.

I feel like maybe we saw someone.

They know who it was who did the killing?

I don't think so.

"Security cameras released photo of suspect.' '

You know what I heard? A few people die out here every year.

They just stand under a waterfall, get hit by some falling rock.

Or maybe they just slip and go right on over. Vanish.

Who knows how? Or even why. Could be the wages of sin.

How you doing, Hot Wheels?

I'm good.

That's two lies in one day. It comes naturally to you, don't it?

Are you following us, Kale?

You know, it ain't the fact that you deceived us.

Every man's got a pack of lies in him, right?

It's just that you thought we was foolish enough to buy it.

I'm sorry, I don't...

What did you think, anyway?

Just 'cause we choose to look a certain way

that makes us, what, desperados?

No, I don't think... Jesus, man.

You know, sometimes it feels like the whole world's just

spitting in my face.

Excuse me.

Look. I thought you said you were going to Lumahai Beach.

"Going to that area.' ' That's what we said.

Well, you didn't say you were doing the trail, so...

Well, neither did you.

Look. We offered you a ride. You didn't want it. You didn't take it.

So, I don't really understand what the issue is between us.

Kale?

Joy and happiness here?

No, I think we're good.

Outstanding.

How far you going, Hot Wheels?

Playing it by ear. You?

Probably the next beach.

What's it called?

Hanakapi'ai.

That one, yeah. Maybe there, maybe further.

Need permits to go further.

(CHUCKLES)

Should have given us a ride, man.

Come on.

So, after a $45 taxi ride, we wind up at the Ocean View Hotel.

Sounds nice, doesn't it?

Problem is it hadn't actually had an ocean view since 1987,

when these high-rises went up across the street.

Jesus. Everyone's like, "Waikiki is so great!"

Honestly, it's getting on my last nerve.

Are we okay?

Yeah. Let's keep an eye on our time, okay?

Yeah, but do those packs belong to who I think they belong to?

Yeah, they said they were doing the trail all along.

I don't know, maybe they were.

Shit, it's 1:30 already. Come on, let's go.

Hey, baby, you want to break this down?

We should be clackalacking, too.

NICK: Okey-dokey.

GINA: Thank you.

So, you guys don't mind if we tag along?

I mean, we're all going to the same place.

It's fine with me.

Yeah. Are you kidding?

Did you take the permits?

No, I didn't touch them.

Well, I put them right here in this brochure.

Did you leave them at the store?

No. I'm pretty sure I put... No, I'm positive I put... Shit!

While we're still young, Cliff?

Yeah, one sec!

We leave no man behind.

These are some hard yards.

Guess you can't have rainbows without a little rain. Right?

You hear that Cliff here is a big screenplay writer?

You write for the movies?

Whoopty-tah.

Yeah, we say screenwriter.

He's on the prowl for a new story. Sorry.

You know, I could tell you shit you ain't seen

in no Hollywood movie before.

You watch yourself now.

What?

What, what? You know what.

Maybe Cliff here can change the names to protect the guilty.

You guys do that in movies, right?

Yeah.

You know Johnny Depp? He knows Nic Cage.

You see him playing me in some movie?

Baby, you know Nic Cage?

Yeah. Yeah, I do now.

No. See, me, myself, I like that Johnny Depp better.

I mean, he is just dreamy. I mean, the way he looks at you.

Jesus Christ. Honey! It all starts with story.

Am I right, Cliff?

Yeah.

You know, I once made a surprise visit in a certain dictator's palace

on the Tigris River?

Newly evacuated. Still smell the Havana tobacco

hanging in the air.

We were tasked with finding perishable intel, computer dish,

shit like that.

But in the master bathroom,

about the size of fucking Ethiopia, by the way,

there's golden dolphins for faucets.

There was this lock box bolted to the floor,

had his initials engraved on top.

We started beating on that fucking lock...

Wait, Iraq? You were in Iraq?

NICK: Yeah, first in.

Me and my wolf pack.

Fuck those pictures you saw of the 4th Infantry. That was later.

What I'm giving you now is God's real shit.

He is not supposed to be talking about this stuff.

So, inside this box, I figured maybe cash,

maybe a set of pearl-handled pistolas.

Hell, maybe some damn fine presidential-grade hashish.

We finally burned it open with a 50-grain det cord.

It's a handy tool, det cord. Yeah.

Wrap it around a tree, three-feet thick.

Drop it across a trail when someone's hot on your ass.

Remember that trick.

Yeah. A det cord. That's a nice detail.

Well, you gotta get the details right, Cliff.

Otherwise, we're just making another big craptastic movie.

So, we opened this thing. What do we find?

What do we find? What do we find?

Iron Man. Avengers. Dude was a Silver Age Marvel freak.

And you know what he had most of in his own personal stash?

I don't know, Nick. I wasn't there.

Sub-Mariner.

All in French What? For some reason.

Namor, prince of the deep? Yeah.

Why Sub-Mariner? Isn't that, like, one of the shit titles?

One theory, tug-job material.

Mr. Presidente had a thing for French-speaking fellows,

little Speedos and big spears. One theory.

So, you were, like, Special Ops.

What were you? Seals? Rangers?

Officially, I'm only allowed to say

that I've been a sworn officer

participating in a tactical phase of certain missions

that would make most men want to crawl up

and hide inside their own assholes.

And unofficially?

I'm a goddamn American Jedi.

Possible title number one, by the way.

Hey. See this?

(EXCLAIMS)

Took a frag from a Bouncing Betty. It's an antipersonnel mine.

Caved in the back of my fucking head.

(LAUGHS)

Medevaced out to Germany.

Got my skull rebuilt with space-age titanium.

Can't go through a metal detector without ringing cherries,

but that's cool.

Lets me travel with Gilligan just about wherever I want.

Gilligan?

My little buddy.

That's some toothpick.

Here's the kicker, though. When I took that shrapnel, I never felt it.

I mean, I felt the impact and I felt my backside go all wet,

but no real pain.

Now, maybe I don't recall events in full.

They did scoop out a little gray Spam back there, but get this.

My wolf pack? They will swear that I was ambulatory

for more than 17 minutes

before they forced me to lie down. Tackled me.

Even then I was looking to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light.

There's no nerve endings in the brain, Cliff.

Remember that when you write the scene.

Yeah. There's some really good details there.

Yeah, he's really hard to kill.

Hey. Y'all make it to the beach?

Yeah, it's great. Just keep going.

Hey. You see any rangers up ahead?

None that I saw.

It's only, like, three miles to the beach, we hope?

Yeah, but lots of twists and turns ahead.

Hey, the further we go, the fewer people on the trail.

And your point is?

Back there. Pretend you gotta pee.

Pretend?

(GROANS)

The cops in Honolulu released a photo of the killers.

Apparently, they didn't know they were on camera.

Come on.

Shit. What?

It could be anybody.

Are you sure about that?

They don't look familiar to you?

Y'all good or what?

Having a bathroom break!

You are freaking me out! It could be anybody.

I mean, what do we really know about these people

aside from him and his stories?

Which, I might add, are starting to sound

more and more bullshitty to me.

Next thing we're going to find out

he's got the heart of a baboon or something.

I think he's just trying to impress.

I mean, you know, he thinks you're going to write a movie

about his life or something.

What do we know?

Well, she's from Savannah. Her father is a controlling military shit.

She rebelled. She met Nick in South Carolina,

but he reminded her too much of Daddy.

He chased her until finally giving up and moving on,

but that's when she got interested in him, of course.

It's their first time in Hawaii.

They thought Waikiki was a little Las Vegas,

but they love it here on Kauai.

Girls talk.

So, they were on Oahu, too.

I guess they were.

Interesting guy, Cliff.

Yeah.

First man ever who wants to talk while he's in the bathroom.

What is going on back there?

You keep shaking that bush so we know you're there.

Keep shaking that bush, Luke!

(GRUNTING)

I mean, we're supposed to be on our honeymoon. Okay?

So, slow down that overactive brain of yours

'cause I want to enjoy myself here.

Babe, we're gonna be fine.

Well, I guess the beach will still be there tomorrow.

Yeah, I hope we are.

All right. We got macaroni and cheese with real imitation cheese.

Honey, that's a vegetable dish where I come from.

What else you got?

Vegetarian corned beef hash.

What is vegetarian corned beef hash?

That is suspicious,

but I might dig into that

before eating chicken omelet surprise.

What's so bad about that?

Well, the surprise is that they're gonna take the egg out of the chicken,

whip it up, and then put the chicken back into the egg.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(METAL HAMMERING)

That's good reflexes, for a writer.

NICK: What? I love that stuff.

What?

What, what?

What do you mean, "What, what"?

What's everybody looking at?

CYDNEY: Whatever he's looking at.

Probably just a goat. There's a lot of them in these valleys.

I haven't seen any goats.

I don't expect you would, Cliff.

Your situational awareness kind of sucks. That's not a knock.

You're a screenwriter. I'm a Jedi.

That's just different paths we chose.

Think they kill them first?

Or he just drown in there?

I always wondered.

No, I'm good.

Just so I know whether or not to be offended,

define "situational awareness.' '

What's the first thing you do when you step onto a plane?

Maybe you have a sip of that fine champagne?

You do fly in first class, right?

I put away my shit, like everyone else.

(CHUCKLES)

Well, when I board a plane, making my way back to the cheap seats,

I clock every door.

I pace off the distance between those exits and my seat.

That plane loses power on takeoff,

I can make egress in the dark, totally blind.

If the aisle crowds up, I'm going to climb over the back of 36D,

guy with that shiny-ass toupee, make the over-the-wing exit.

And I know the handle swings down, not up.

And I know the door swings in, not out.

And I know all that inside of 30 seconds,

before they even pop the cork for you up there in Hollywood class.

(LAUGHS)

See, if you wait till the emergency happens before you decide what to do,

you're already dead.

What chance do you have of that happening?

Happened in Sioux City.

Sioux City?

DC-10. It rolled four times on landing.

Wound up in an Iowa cornfield, 112 people dead.

Yeah, I remember seeing that on TV.

Yeah. I saw it from the inside.

He is really hard to kill.

Let's go.

Hey! What are you going to do with that thing?

Dinner. Come on.

Dry underwear, but thanks, though.

(MOCKINGLY) Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty.

Excuse me?

It's no problem.

You want to stay in the kitchen with the lady folks,

you stay.

Yeah, I'm an adult,

so that kitty noise, that's not... Doesn't work anymore.

You know, it crossed my mind

that it crossed your mind that we're the ones.

Me and Gina.

The ones who...

It's okay, Cliff.

That's your screenplay-writer mind working its magic,

spinning shit every which way. You gotta think like that.

What? The killers?

"The Gruesome Twosome.' '

Possible title number two.

See, now I think your mind's spinning, Nick.

So, you think it's just a coincidence

we were there at the same time on Oahu?

Just like Cydney and I were there.

Just a lot of people on Oahu when the murders happened.

That's the way you look at it?

That's exactly how I look at it, Nick.

Good.

Though it would make a hell of an Act 2 twist.

We're not really hunting goats here, are we?

No.

Then mind telling me what the hell we are doing out here?

We got us a shadow. Two of them.

Haven't identified them as hostile yet, but they passed by our camp,

double backed for a second look

and then they took cover somewhere in here.

I know, you didn't see them.

People from the Falls?

It's someone else.

All right, should get back to camp. Come on.

Gina could take care of herself.

I was thinking about Cydney.

Gina could take care of her, too.

Are you just so fucking with me, Nick?

If I was the killer, I wouldn't stay in Oahu.

I'd come right here.

Wait.

CYDNEY: I'm a little worried about Cliff.

He's not really, you know, the bow and arrow type.

Please.

Boys are happiest when they're hunting

something they can't quite catch.

Besides, gives us a little time together.

No, dope's not really my thing.

So, what is your thing, Cydney?

'Cause we really hadn't heard yet.

It would sound kind of boring to you.

Well, try me.

Well, we've been working really hard at getting pregnant.

We're gonna have five kids, two boys and three girls,

and they'll be beautiful beyond belief, of course.

We wanna get a place in the Palisades, close to one of the bluffs.

Take long walks in the summertime,

and watch all the boats come in.

You know, and it'll just be us, you know, our family.

And I guess, you know, I'll just be happy being called Mom

and Mrs. Cydney Anderson

for a while.

You know, there was this preacher back in Georgia

and he used to tell all us kids how we would rot in hell

for having sex outside the sanctity of marriage.

And then one day, you know, bless his little heart,

his wife caught him out back the Waffle House with some hooker.

A hooker with a really big dick.

Yeah. So, now when people wanna tell me

how so fucking perfect their lives are,

I don't believe them.

Um...

(WHISPERS) Hey!

Nick!

I do lie about my old life sometimes.

See, when my parents stopped slapping the crap out of each other

and split up,

they decided that they could have two kids each.

The problem was there was five kids,

so I did the foster scare thing for a while

and that only lasted until I met this guy named Rocky.

He was a couple of years older.

And it's so funny. Everyone in the neighborhood

thought he was like this fine, young gentleman, you know.

But I saw something different in him, something risky,

something crooked and cool.

Didn't hurt that he had his own truck, neither.

He did. (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Wrong paint on one door, but damn, he had some nice chrome wheels on it.

Yeah. I know Rocky.

Yeah, this one night, he drove me out onto the lake.

And it was hot and raining.

And I had the top button of my shorts

all undone for this guy, you know,

and just hoping this is why we came down here.

Oh, God.

You know, I remember the way the cracks in the vinyl seat

were pinching the back of my legs.

You know, and that was bothering me,

but what he was doing with his fingers sure wasn't.

And suddenly, he's in my hand, all slippery and nice,

and he's about to go off.

And I'm about to come for, like, the first time, ever.

And then he puts the headlights on.

And he makes me get out of the car to go...

Go look at something over by a pile of leaves.

And it was Goldie, the neighbor's Labrador.

And he still had...

He still had the panty hose wrapped around his neck

from when he had hung it from a tree.

He said he would kill me if I ever told anybody.

Well, did you ever tell anybody?

Yeah.

Right now.

(EXCLAIMS)

Jesus!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

You know, it always amazes me how much people talk about themselves

when they're on vacation.

Talk to people they only just met.

Yeah.

Yeah.

MAN: Hey, what you doing?

(YELLING)

Cliff, yeah? Cliff Anderson.

What are you doing?

I thought that was you, but then I seen four peeps instead of two,

you know, I got all mixed up and...

But what are you doing here? Why are you following us and who is that female?

That's my bitch, Jessie.

But what are you doing here?

Your permits, brother.

You had leave them at the store, okay?

You came all this way just to...

Auntie thought you needed them.

This ain't the mainland, brother.

We do this shit here, okay?

Okay?

All right. All right, I'm sorry. Okay? Easy.

No, no, no. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm...

I guess we're all just stressed

with those killers being over here now. I'm really sorry.

Here. No, no, no.

On this island?

Yeah. My papers, brother.

I... I saw a news report on it. You didn't?

No. I don't watch the news.

It's way too informational.

(EXHALES)

Hey, just... Why don't you come back to camp and have some dinner with us?

Okay? You and your bitch friend.

Thanks, but you know what, I'm not feeling the running stream of love over here,

you know what I mean? Here's your permits.

I'm gonna head on back to town. Careful on that trail. Huh?

Mess you up good unless you know it good.

Hey, babe, where you been? Are you okay?

Yeah.

Where's Nicko at?

Last time I saw him, he was up in...

I don't know, over there.

Well, look at that.