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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:25,910 Hey, Stepson. 2 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,330 Are you dizzy? 3 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,410 No. Are you okay? 4 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,710 Can I talk to you about something? 5 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,390 Yeah. Sit down. 6 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,050 All right. 7 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:36,730 What's up? 8 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:43,810 Well, I guess I'll just 9 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,090 say it. 10 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:48,670 I'm planning on proposing to Jennifer. 11 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,690 You're planning on proposing? 12 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:53,890 Yeah. I know. 13 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:55,300 Crazy, right? 14 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,480 I mean, like, how far into planning is this planning? 15 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,160 Well, I mean, I bought the ring already. 16 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:13,220 And I just, she means so much to me, Satine. I have to, I gotta put 17 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,460 a ring on it. I mean, I gotta. 18 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:18,280 I mean, you've only been dating for a year. 19 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:20,780 Yeah. 20 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,940 And do you have a ring? 21 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:27,650 I mean... I mean, I already bought it. 22 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:33,390 Let's see it. Do you think it's a bad idea? I mean... Oh, my gosh. 23 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,870 Oh, my gosh, that's beautiful. 24 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:39,830 Where did you get it? 25 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:47,230 I mean, I went to every jewelry store in town, and I spent all my savings, but 26 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:51,270 I just... You spent all of your savings on this? Well, yeah. 27 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,380 I had to get a big one, right? 28 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,540 I mean, it's beautiful. 29 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:03,240 I guess I have a lot that I'm worried about, but I just want your advice that 30 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:07,620 you like the ring and maybe how I should propose. 31 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:15,860 I mean, the ring is an A+. This is like every girl's 32 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,860 dream ring. 33 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,700 What are your plans for proposing? 34 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:26,450 Well, I haven't really thought it through that far, to be honest with you. 35 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:33,450 mean, I think maybe, like, take her to the beach or maybe the mountains. 36 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:39,810 Like, we could go on a hike and, you know, if I say the right word, then I'll 37 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,830 get to keep her forever, right? Isn't that how it works? 38 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,610 I guess, in a way. 39 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:50,670 What are the right words for you? 40 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:53,380 I mean, do you have something planned? 41 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,040 I haven't written anything, but I mean, I have some ideas. 42 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:01,080 Just like everything I do. I thought I could just wing it, right? 43 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,660 You thought you could wing proposing to your girlfriend? 44 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,620 Is that not what everybody does? 45 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:10,420 No, Ryan, that's not what anybody does. 46 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:17,240 Do you want to maybe... Let's do a trial run of it. 47 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:21,340 Yeah? I think that you should definitely be practicing this. 48 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,200 All right, well, okay. 49 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:27,800 So I get on one knee, right? Yes. That part I got right? Okay. 50 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,320 All right, so, and then I show the ring. 51 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,680 And, uh, 52 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:41,120 Jennifer, you mean so much to me. 53 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,560 I can't imagine the rest of my life without you. 54 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:53,810 You know, we've had so much fun together, and this is terrible, isn't 55 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:55,090 Fuck. Okay. 56 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:59,930 I mean, I would maybe say... 57 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:06,770 You know, I mean, I know 58 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:11,890 we've started a little fast, and I'm... 59 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:15,930 I should mention the time. Like, it's only been a year. It's only been a year, 60 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:19,130 but it's been the best year of my life. Best year of my life. You know? 61 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:21,649 I'm pretty sure that's true. 62 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:28,610 Yeah. I mean, I would hope so. You've spent all of your life savings on a 63 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:34,170 Well, she's just so perfect, you know? Like, I'm never going to find a girl 64 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:35,650 good, right? I mean, what do you think of her? 65 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:37,070 I mean, she's great. 66 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,700 You know, I've hung out with her a few times. We've gone shopping. I think that 67 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,180 she's really fun. She's beautiful. 68 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,920 I mean, the ring is perfect. 69 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,460 Do you think it'll fit? 70 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,260 You don't know her ring size? 71 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:55,260 Um, well, maybe you can try it on. 72 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,920 I mean, yeah, I guess. 73 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,600 Oh, 74 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,380 wow. I mean, it fits me. 75 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:11,240 I don't know if we're the same size, but this is 76 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,980 perfect. 77 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,880 You think so? 78 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,540 I mean, it's so pretty. 79 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:24,040 The way that the light catches it, I... It's 80 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,620 just, I mean, the little halo around the whole thing. 81 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:32,400 I mean, I cashed out grandma's tuition money to make sure I got it. 82 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,050 Ryan, are you serious? 83 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:35,550 Well, yeah. 84 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:39,190 I'm never going to get a job with that degree anyways, right? 85 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:42,810 I mean, when you know, you know, I guess. 86 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:46,810 But this is... That's what the guy who sold it to me said. 87 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:53,190 Well, I'm sure that he was very excited you spent that much on one of his rings. 88 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:56,070 But that shows her that I care, right? 89 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,530 Well, I mean, I would hope that she knows that you care. 90 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,190 I... I don't know. 91 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:09,010 I think that, you know, if you really put some thought into that speech and, 92 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:15,190 know, you pick the perfect place, I can definitely see it. I mean, her in, you 93 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:21,970 know, a nice dress, you in, like, a nice suit, just, you're getting photos 94 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:25,010 too, right? And you have everything picked out, all your clothes? 95 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:27,310 Clothes? 96 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,290 Like, for the engagement photos? 97 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,780 I haven't thought that far ahead. Am I supposed to hire a photographer, too? 98 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,480 Yes. We can't just, like, snap them on our phone? 99 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,960 No, you can't take selfies for your engagement photos. 100 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:42,800 Well, they have, like, an automatic timer. 101 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:48,640 No. You have to have, like, nice clothes on. You have to hint that she has to 102 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,300 dress nice. And do you have any of that? 103 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,680 What do you think about this shirt? 104 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,500 No. No? 105 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:58,860 No. 106 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,810 Should I? Do you have, like, a suit? 107 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:03,950 All right. 108 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:09,870 Hold that thought. Maybe just hold on to the ring for me and don't lose it, and 109 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,610 I'm going to go buy a nice shirt. 110 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:13,110 Jeans will work, though, right? 111 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:14,890 No. Okay. 112 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:19,710 Just go buy a whole new outfit at the store. Are you sure you want me to hold 113 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:20,509 to the ring? 114 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:22,450 Yeah. Just don't lose it, all right? 115 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:23,850 I've got to go. 116 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:26,510 I'll see you when I get back. 117 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:27,730 Okay. 118 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:41,690 Where did I? Okay, so I was downstairs, and then I went in here. Okay. 119 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,040 Hips, what are you doing? 120 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,160 Oh, you're home. 121 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,820 Um, I'm just... What are you looking for? 122 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:31,740 Okay, like, my favorite underwear, you know? I did some laundry, and I just... 123 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,900 lost them. I just... Oh, yeah. 124 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:39,659 Like that, uh... Your pink ones, right? The lacy pink ones? 125 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,760 Yeah, I... They're somewhere in here. 126 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:48,880 Huh. I just... Why are you looking for your panties in the cupboard? 127 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,210 I mean, I saw you looking underneath the dryer, too. 128 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:57,830 Did it, like, fall out or something? I mean, what are you... No, okay. 129 00:08:58,490 --> 00:08:59,650 Promise you won't freak out. 130 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:01,970 I can't promise that. 131 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:04,070 I mean, what could you... I locked the ring. 132 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,730 You what? I locked the ring. 133 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,970 Oh, my God. I cannot believe this. 134 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:12,270 What? How could you? 135 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:16,830 I know. I'm so sorry. I know. It wasn't... I didn't do it on purpose. 136 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:19,250 What do you mean, didn't do it on purpose? 137 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,840 This doesn't make it any better. 138 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:28,360 I know. I was just, I was doing, I was doing chores around the house and I 139 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,280 I don't, and I'm so sorry. I just, I, I just misplaced it. 140 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:36,640 How could you misplace it? I mean, you knew how important it was to me and how 141 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,040 much money I spent on it. 142 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:39,960 What am I going to do? 143 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:46,960 I don't know. I'm so sorry. I was just, I was doing some, I was doing chores all 144 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,960 around the house. 145 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:52,040 And it must have fallen off somewhere. I forgot that I had it on. 146 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,000 It just fit so well. 147 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:55,660 How could you forget? 148 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,640 I'm so sorry. 149 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,300 I cleaned the living room. Yeah, take me through what you did today. 150 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,260 I cleaned the living room. It's got to be here somewhere. 151 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,920 And I already looked in the living room. I looked under all the couches. It's 152 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,240 not in there. And then I did some laundry. 153 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,740 And that's why you were looking in the laundry room? 154 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,020 All right. 155 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:21,570 And you looked underneath the washer and you looked in the cupboard. 156 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,350 Is there anything else that you did today? 157 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:29,990 I took out the trash. 158 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:31,670 The trash? 159 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,510 That's got to be it. Maybe it's in the garage. 160 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:34,910 Okay. 161 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,890 Okay. This is the last place. 162 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,650 You've got to get in there and look. Here. 163 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:44,590 Okay. 164 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,250 Yeah, get all the way down there. Okay, I'm looking. 165 00:10:55,470 --> 00:11:01,030 Hold on, let me just... Oh yeah, just 166 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:03,370 figure it out. 167 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:10,910 So, the last thing you did was take out the trash? 168 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:19,100 Here. It's somewhere in here. 169 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,680 Don't worry, I'll get it. 170 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,460 Just get all the way down in there. 171 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,420 Okay. 172 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,020 I think I'm getting closer. 173 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,500 Yeah? You got it? 174 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:36,980 Not quite. 175 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:41,620 You know, I'm having a second thought. I feel like this is a sign from the 176 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:45,760 universe that maybe I'm not cut out for relationships. 177 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,630 Oh my god, don't talk like that. You're gonna get engaged. 178 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,810 What? I mean, it's true. 179 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,790 You were just talking about how she was the perfect girl for you. I know, but 180 00:11:55,790 --> 00:12:00,290 we're talking about forever, you know? And forever's a really long time. 181 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,830 I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment. 182 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:07,290 Just don't think like that right now. You're just freaking yourself out. It's 183 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,570 only misplaced. 184 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,350 I'll find it. 185 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,990 I... Oh. 186 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:13,650 Wait. Wait. 187 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,250 I... 188 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,040 We found it! 189 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,560 Yes, I found it. 190 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:31,480 What are you doing? 191 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,640 I don't think I can do it. 192 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,260 I've got to call off the engagement. 193 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:41,940 Look, I just... I don't know if I'm ready for this. 194 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,320 Okay. 195 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:49,440 I mean, maybe she's not right for me after all. 196 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,080 You know, I was thinking about it. You were just so sure about this. 197 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:59,740 I know, but now that we couldn't find the ring, I think maybe it was like a 198 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:00,740 from the universe. 199 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:08,180 And maybe it's too much. Like, I mean, I've known her for a whole year, 200 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,520 and I haven't even met her family. 201 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,880 I mean, I don't even know what her favorite color is. 202 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,400 You haven't met her family? 203 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,240 No. You haven't even spoken to them on the phone? 204 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,780 I mean, she goes to hang out with her friends all the time. She never invites 205 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:22,540 me. Um, no, I haven't spoken to them on the phone. I don't even know her brother 206 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,900 and sister's name, actually. How many brothers and sisters does she have? 207 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,760 Does she have brothers and sisters? 208 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,960 Maybe she's an only child. I think that's the problem. 209 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:31,820 Okay, wait. 210 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:35,840 What do you know about her? Do you know her last name? 211 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,620 Last name? 212 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,720 You don't know her last name? 213 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I know she has one. 214 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,560 Obviously she has one, Ryan. 215 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,880 Right. 216 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,530 Um... You don't know your girlfriend of a year's last name, and you want to 217 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,530 propose to her? 218 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,950 Maybe I can look in the yearbook. 219 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:53,690 Oh, my God. 220 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:57,430 I just... Yeah, see? 221 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:04,190 Like, maybe this is all meant to be, you know? Like, I was supposed to lose that 222 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:10,310 ring, and I was supposed to just spend all day looking for it so I could come 223 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,150 with different reasons not to marry her. 224 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,810 I mean, okay, maybe you're right. Maybe you shouldn't. 225 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:21,580 Marry her, but what's the next step from there? I mean, are you going to break 226 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:24,240 up with her? Is this, like, the end of a relationship? 227 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,620 Is it just you want to get to know her more? I mean, you already bought the 228 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:33,020 ring. Right. I mean, hopefully it fits the next girl. I think I should break up 229 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,020 with her. 230 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,800 Okay, you're going to break up with her. You still have to plan that. 231 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,300 Right. 232 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,000 I'll just send her a text. 233 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,280 You cannot send her a text, Ryan. 234 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,480 Why not? 235 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,370 What do you mean? You've been together for a year. You want to send her a text? 236 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,010 What's it going to say? Do I have to do it on the phone? 237 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,170 I mean... Okay, think about it this way. 238 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,070 Yeah, 239 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,530 it's all wet. 240 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,450 Think about it this way. 241 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,170 You've been together for a year. 242 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:13,270 You might not know a lot about her, but... What you're going to say... Hey. 243 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,790 Been a good year. 244 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,310 Think we should call it quits? 245 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:22,130 Uh, I could just tell her, um, 246 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,610 she's not the right one for me. 247 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:31,410 I mean, what's the point in continuing the relationship if I'm just... I'm not 248 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:35,150 saying that you should continue it, but I mean, more than a text, it should be 249 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,089 in person. 250 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,010 You should, you know... Well, yeah. 251 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,270 I mean, is that how you asked her to be your girlfriend? 252 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,320 Yeah? I know, but I just, I don't want to pay for dinner or anything. 253 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,420 You don't have to pay for dinner. 254 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,120 You can just meet up with her at a park. Maybe grab a coffee. 255 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960 Ah, coffee. 256 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,300 That still costs money. 257 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:02,440 Okay. If I'm going to break up with her, why am I going to spend any more money 258 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,460 on her? I mean, I've got to find someone else to give this ring to. 259 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,360 Maybe I could sell it. 260 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,380 Well, I mean, I don't know if you'd... 261 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,700 Make all the money back on it. I mean, you got it resized for her, right? 262 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,540 Well... Well, I guess not. You don't even know her last name. 263 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,240 Okay. You think Grandma would give you some more money for college? 264 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,240 No, I don't think Grandma would give you some more money for college. 265 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,600 You spent it all on a ring for somebody you don't even know. 266 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,180 You think she'll be mad? 267 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,980 Yes, I think she'll be mad. 268 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,680 Fuck. Okay. 269 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,640 This is all a big mistake. 270 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,920 Well, I mean, you didn't ask anybody about it before you... 271 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,140 off the ring. 272 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,200 Maybe... You said it was a nice ring. 273 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,440 It is a nice ring. 274 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,900 And she's a nice girl, but I didn't realize that you didn't even know her 275 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,500 favorite color. Like, that's kind of crazy. 276 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,740 It's probably pink, right? Yours is pink. 277 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,220 Mine's not pink. 278 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,120 Do you listen to anyone? 279 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,560 You know... Okay. 280 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,240 Alright. 281 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:07,579 If you don't want to do it in person, maybe write her a letter. 282 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,319 Maybe... 283 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:17,970 You don't have to buy her something. You can just go to her door and just 284 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,770 ask her to come out on the porch and talk to her. 285 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:27,010 You know? It doesn't have to be a date to break up with her. I'm sure she would 286 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,650 appreciate it if it wasn't a date. 287 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,630 Yeah. 288 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:37,510 I don't... I don't know. I really don't think it should be a date. 289 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,010 What's the big deal? 290 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,240 It's better than ghosting her. 291 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,180 That was not even an option. 292 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:47,499 Am I? 293 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,260 No. Why did it even matter? 294 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,440 Even with her for a year, you think that you should be ghosting her? 295 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,860 Well, no. It's kind of fucked up. 296 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:03,480 I mean... Okay. 297 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 I just... 298 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:13,210 I think that you should be putting a little bit more thought into the actions 299 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,110 that you do from now on. 300 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:20,830 Is that what a good man is supposed to do? 301 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,170 Yes, that's what a good man is supposed to do. 302 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,770 It's okay. 303 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,530 I mean, listen. 304 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:37,790 If it were me, and somebody really just didn't want to be in a relationship with 305 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:38,790 me anymore, 306 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:46,450 The least they could do is show up to my door, at the very least, just 307 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:53,090 talk about it, you know? Like, not 308 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:59,330 a text, not, you know, I mean, a call is better than a text. 309 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,890 FaceTime is better than a text. 310 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:07,950 Like, you can't, you can't just... Should I FaceTime her? 311 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,250 Do you think she'll hear you, Melanie? 312 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:19,970 I mean, I don't care, but I 313 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:25,630 just... I just don't think that 314 00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:31,690 you should ghost her or just send one text saying that you're done. 315 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:38,050 I mean, you were thinking about proposing, and now she didn't even care 316 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,050 break up with her. 317 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,940 When you put it that way. 318 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:43,580 I don't 319 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:55,560 know. 320 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:03,520 I mean, aren't you sure that it's done? You have to rinse everything. 321 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,160 We can get it cleaned. 322 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,620 Yeah. 323 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:24,310 I just think this is all for a reason, you know? 324 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,950 Like, it's all meant to be. 325 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:36,230 Yeah, I mean... I guess you shouldn't say anything that you don't want to 326 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,270 and it's a disservice to both of you. 327 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:45,970 Yeah, I guess I just... I think Mom and Dad really wanted me to get married, you 328 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:49,230 know, before I, like, have sex with her. 329 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,300 I mean... You haven't had sex with her yet? 330 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500 Of course not. 331 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,160 I'm taking myself for marriage. 332 00:20:56,020 --> 00:21:02,920 Duh. Yeah, I mean... Like they had 333 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,120 this interesting process between kids, right? 334 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,340 Yeah. Yeah. We were raised, right? 335 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,120 Yeah, exactly. I would never do that. 336 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:17,260 I guess I get it with the pressure from mom and 337 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,480 dad, but... Yeah. 338 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,960 If it's not the right girl, it's not the right girl. 339 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,040 I don't think it is. 340 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:30,400 And that gives me more time to practice really on that scale and find somebody 341 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,880 who's worthy of a ring like this. 342 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,880 I mean, she is really hot. 343 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:44,720 That's true, but it's not really worth it for forever. 344 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,260 Yeah. Just try it a few times. 345 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:51,350 I mean, you're really hot, too. 346 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,870 Do you think, like, I'm good enough for her? 347 00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:58,150 I mean, I think so. 348 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:05,050 I think that I'm going to be lucky to be married to you, but 349 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:10,290 I don't know. I mean, maybe she was never really in it to begin with, you 350 00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:17,370 I feel like after a year, you meet the family and tell them your last 351 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,370 name. 352 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,660 At least siblings. 353 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,140 That might be important. 354 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:28,180 I mean, we do all still live in the same town, so that 355 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,620 doesn't really make much sense. 356 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:54,350 Maybe it would be better to just rip the band -aid off, you know? 357 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,550 Yeah. 358 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:56,890 You're right. 359 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:03,889 I don't know. 360 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:05,110 I mean... 361 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:25,040 You're not going to text her, so what if you called her? What would you say? 362 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:34,320 I guess I would just say, sorry, this might be bad timing, but 363 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:40,180 I really don't think it's going to work out. I mean, should I be getting 364 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,960 sentimental, or should I just, like you said, rip off the band -aid? 365 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:46,500 I mean, maybe not rip it off that fast. 366 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,320 It's still been a year of that, right? 367 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,090 Maybe. What would you want me to say? 368 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:59,330 Maybe something like, you know, 369 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:05,750 this year has been really great and it's been awesome getting to know you, which 370 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,730 might be kind of a lie. 371 00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:12,530 But, you know, I mean. 372 00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:20,650 Not everything works out, and, you know, I mean, obviously, you're dating to 373 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:26,770 marry. You have, you know, good, strong family values, and I can just say that 374 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:32,590 you tried to picture a future with her, and you just couldn't see it. 375 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:35,110 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good. 376 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:42,150 Like, maybe just, like, um, you know, and, you know, be clear that it's 377 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:45,170 against her, because obviously, you know, 378 00:24:47,169 --> 00:24:53,690 Not everyone's going to be good enough for you, but just something 379 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:57,690 along those lines of just like... You really think you deserve someone better, 380 00:24:57,710 --> 00:24:59,390 sis? I mean, yeah. 381 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:03,030 Somebody who lets you in on their life, at least. 382 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:09,550 But just... I don't know. 383 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:11,450 Maybe just like... 384 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:21,880 This has been an amazing year, and I've learned so much from you, and I 385 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:28,840 think that, unfortunately, this might be where we have to call it, 386 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:34,440 because, you know... Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for me. 387 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:41,680 Well, I mean, I guess, I mean, it'll give you more time to practice 388 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,160 and more time to find the right girl. 389 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,760 You deserve the right girl. 390 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:53,220 I don't know. 391 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,020 You really don't want to talk to her in person? 392 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,280 I mean, I think the best I can do is phone her. 393 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,660 Okay, maybe. 394 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,900 Let's run through it. 395 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120 Yeah. 396 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:09,340 Alright. 397 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,260 Do you know what you're going to say? 398 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,920 Fuck no. 399 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:18,060 You just went over this. 400 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:23,200 I know, but I'm just going to wing it, all right? You can't wing this. 401 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,820 I'm being a one -year relationship. 402 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,680 Okay. 403 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,980 All right. 404 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,860 All right, let's go one more time. 405 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:39,000 All right, so maybe you just say, hey, I need to talk to you about something. 406 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,260 You know, I mean, this has been a great year, and I've really enjoyed it. 407 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:50,960 getting to know you but you know i'm i'm dating to mary i have very 408 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,020 family oriented values and i just i don't know if i can picture a future 409 00:26:56,020 --> 00:27:00,000 you and i don't want to waste either of our time right you know just something 410 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:06,340 gentle but quick to the point i mean i 411 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:08,700 mean i don't 412 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,600 maybe bring up like a memory of you guys or something, make it sentimental, but 413 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,620 I have no idea what you guys do if you guys don't even talk enough to know 414 00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:20,800 anything about each other. 415 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:22,060 All right. 416 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,140 All right. 417 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:29,820 I think that sounds good. 418 00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,120 All right, you want to call her? Yeah. All right. 419 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:36,860 Hey, babe. 420 00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:41,580 Yeah. What's that noise? 421 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,440 Oh, that's just my sister. 422 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,780 She's helping me clean my room. 423 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,140 I'm out of breath. 424 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,860 Yeah, well, I was busy. By the way, I have something to tell you. 425 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,140 I can't do this anymore, and I want to break up. Bye. 426 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,040 That's not at all what I said to say. 427 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:03,919 It's not? 428 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,120 No, that's not at all what I said to say. Whoa. 429 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,919 It still worked, right? 430 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,920 I mean, 431 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120 I did. 432 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:22,020 I hope she takes it okay. 433 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,840 Oh, come here. 434 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:49,040 Well, I finally did it. 435 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,440 I'm proud of you. 436 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,000 It's good that you did it now. 437 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,700 Yeah. 438 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,040 All thanks to you. 439 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,540 I couldn't have done it without you, sis. 440 00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:43,170 You know, you did a really good job picking this out, though. 441 00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:44,710 Thanks. 442 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,950 Do you think maybe I could keep it? 33101

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