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And I thank you

I was a big makulu, but I used to fly first, but then they kicked me out, and

landed on my ass.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

As you know, I'm feeling groovy because I'm working on a movie. It's about a

famous fellow. They call Nelson Mandela.

What we say is what we say.

What we do is what we do. 428, take one.

And action.

A promise.

is a promise.

And as I begin my long walk to freedom... Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

that's not the way Mr. Mandela speaks.

Listen to this.

What we say is what we say.

And what we do is what we do.

That's incredible.

And a promise is a promise.

What the flying... Are you out of your...

Tiny worm and... I'm just trying to help Mr. Clayton here with accent, Chief.

He's got a voice off perfect, John D. And as I begin my long walk to

I don't want his voice off perfect!

You're a grip, got it? A grip!

You're Jack Theron, not Charlize! And he's Madiba, not Martin Lawrence.

Just trying to help, Chief.

You chief me, you asshole.

How many times have I told you I'm not your friggin' chief?

Who do I look like, sitting bull?

Oh, no, like bullshitting.

You should have a stick of your ass.

You should have a friggin' mop!

Super -sized asshole.

Jody, I like her, man.

Just walk up to the lady and ask her out.

I can't talk to women, man.

I always say the wrong bloody thing. Step one.

Pay her a compliment.

Tell her what you like about her.

Eyes, hair.

Her teeth.

She's got beautiful white teeth.

Good.

Tell her she's got beautiful teeth.

I'll try.

But I've got to do it cleverly.

Judy?

What's up, Joe?

Those teeth of yours, they're so perfect.

I could swear they're false.

They didn't fool me.

I mean, they did.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

My dad just told me no one could tell.

Judy?

Yeah, under there.

Go get a grip on yourself.

Buy yourself a hustler.

Ah, come on, Stanley.

Cut the best in the business bull.

That grip's been freaking me out.

You're the producer. I want him off my set now.

Either he goes or I go. John, please.

Jack Teron's under contract with the union.

To hell with the unions.

Just get yourself another director.

Okay, okay.

I'll say for the good of the picture.

And because I know how you suffered through the whole apartheid thing.

Yeah, I was living in exile.

Yeah, well, I don't care which city you were in. I'm doing this for you.

You're my soul brother.

Yeah, John D.

Yeah.

We're going to have to get rid of that Theron ourselves.

I hate it when producers get empowered.

Lunch in ten minutes.

Okay, you all listen up, okay?

I want one camera shooting down directly over the explosion, okay?

Now the stuntman is going to be tossed over that way, over the wall.

Excuse me, sir, but the way the ram is angled now, the stunt guy is actually

going to fly it that way.

Not there.

Good.

First you're a dialogue coach, now you're a stuntman.

He's right, sir.

Am I stupid?

I shot 15 action movies in Hollywood, so he's going to fly the way I want him to

fly, and that's that -a -way!

Now can we just move on with this thing before someone shoots the friggin'

sequel?

Jerry, I want a camera up there on the wall to the wide.

And down here, a little one for the explosion.

And about 30 yards back there, I need one for the profile, okay?

I want to see the whole movement, you know?

I want to see him sort of go right over.

I'm feeling pretty good about this.

Sir, sir.

It was the crypt.

There might be a way to nail him.

You still interested?

Yeah.

Tinseltown came to Cape Town today as the darling of Hollywood, Rivonia Ryder,

jetted into the mother city for her role in Sweet Bird of Freedom.

As I speak from Cape Talk, whose writer is getting a truly Cape Town welcome at

a gala function in the Bay Hotel.

She's gorgeous, man. Beautiful, man.

Out of my league.

Beautiful teeth.

Mr.

Derrigan, Cape Town is extremely proud of you.

It's my pleasure, Madam Marius.

Another drink, sir. Cheers, mate. Myself, Daniels, and water.

Exactly, sir.

Jack.

Enjoy the party, asshole.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

It is a great honor to be hosting this event in honor of International

Superstar...

I'd express the desire to be involved. I feel very short, City.

Do you know, on a visit to a nearby township this afternoon, Miss Ryder had

thing to say to her fans.

Jack, settle down, ladies and gentlemen. Please, settle down. Thank you.

As I was saying, Miss Ryder...

Thank you.

Jekyll flows. How bad is it, huh? How bad?

Can't say. It looks bad. It could be a serious fracture.

No! Why would you run to me, huh?

Pizza pie, that's an order.

How long has he been living here with you?

About two years.

Here in the township?

How? You've got a problem with the township?

He's still not answering.

Something happened tonight.

I saw him here two whiskeys, that's all.

That's what the film director's saying.

What does he know? I was there.

If he just had the two whiskeys, then how come he stole a police car which was

found in the sea at Melpos?

I suppose, Jackie.

Right? No.

They drive a rug.

Drug.

Rug. Drug.

Dead rip.

He can't even get a date.

He takes those pills to sleep. That's all.

I'll keep him in case he rings.

Your ensemble.

No good. I need more.

I'll recycle it.

You! Gotcha.

Shorty. It was that bastard John D. that did

this thing to me.

This is very serious.

How serious?

You were given ancient moti.

Very dangerous.

Very rare.

When a man drinks this smoothie, he becomes naked.

All lies fall away.

He cannot deceive himself or others.

You mean like a kind of a truth drug? Yes.

It's called Mama Africa.

Yo, Mama Africa. You must tell me.

What is it that you saw?

And next thing I knew, I woke up in the ocean.

The cops are back. I knew it.

The spaceship.

You are stark.

Like the child that needs to grow up.

And the snake?

When was the last time you were with a woman?

What day is it today?

Tuesday. Four years.

You see?

The visions that you saw were the truth about your life.

You'll have to change to be the man that you must become.

We've got to get you out of here.

Change to become a man.

Change.

Jack.

I got it.

Beautiful.

Perfect.

Now you listen to me, Jack.

You're going to walk out of here like this dance every morning. You will take

taxi to the taxi rank. From there... You take a taxi to Belford West.

My Uncle Salas will meet you there.

This is my phone.

Never call me.

I'll call you.

Okay.

Shorty, I'm going to the Chucky.

The place where you never drop the soap.

Don't worry.

You can do this.

You always wanted to be an actor.

Now's the time to prove it.

I'll try, Shorty.

Push. Yo, Mama Jack. Mama Jack.

Mama Jack. Yo,

Mama Jack.

Mama Jack.

Yo, Mama Jack.

Yo, Mama Jack.

Yo, Mama Jack.

Yo,

Mama

Jack.

That is all right.

Econogian.

Thank you.

Can you tell me which is the taxi I can take to Beaufort West, please?

It's the blue SAA taxi over there.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, man, you're African lock. You know you hot.

Mama Jack.

Whoa. Mama, Mama Jack.

Hello. Excuse me, lady.

Can I see some ID?

It's a bit difficult now.

Where are you from?

You sure it's not Malawi?

Translating Africans.

Your granny's ass.

Okay,

go.

What?

Yo.

Yo.

Mama Jack.

People all admire and can't say you're not.

Guys with the lineage walking down the block. Black skin and your African lock.

Excuse me, is this taxi going to Beaufort West?

Beaufort West?

Take a look.

It takes you to your waterfront.

Type it up.

Waterfront. There we go. We have one at a time.

Wow.

I'm a police person.

Hi,

Mama. This is where I work.

Driver's license, please. Okay,

Mama. Bye -bye.

Hey, you!

Me? Yes, you.

You forgot your bag.

Oh, hello.

Miss Mamabalo.

I was just wanting to... No, it's not a problem.

I was expecting you a little later. The domestics agency said nine.

Oh, yes.

As they say, the early bird catches the worm.

Angela. Yes, ma 'am. Mama Africa.

Mama Bolo.

Mama. Great.

Come on in.

Yo, Mama Jack.

That's going to sound silly. I'm really nervous about this.

Why? Well, you can probably tell from my accent that I'm American.

The thing is, we don't really have domestics.

Please, sit down.

We'll go over your chores.

I mean, your duties.

I mean, your tasks.

Tea? Coffee?

Oh, tea.

Thank you. Hey, Rick, boss.

Oh, no, no, please.

Please, you don't have to call me boss.

It's Angela.

Yeah! Yeah!

you go.

I am so

sorry. It's not a problem, Anna.

So, Mama, are you Kosa Zulu?

Oh.

Oh, excuse me.

Okay. Jack,

is that you?

Okay, okay.

Ciao, cuckoo.

Bye, cuckoo. Bye -bye, sweetie.

I was born in the Transkei, but raised in Rwanda. My father was a

missionary.

Won't you see what's at the door for me, please?

Oh.

Listen to me, I'm already giving you orders.

Sorry. Um, hey there.

Oh.

Yeah, that's no problem.

Um, I'm here from the domestics agency. I'm here about the job.

Oh, my sister, am I glad to see you.

You're at the right house. The madam's in there. Go, go, go, go, go.

Shorty! What's going on? Where are you? I'm at the house. House?

What are you doing in a bloody house? I was... This American... Forget about it.

I'm taking a taxi. I'm getting out of here. No, no, no, no. Stay there. I

stay here. I've just left the demand... Listen, all over the news, there's a

reward being offered for the person who finds you.

Every cop in the country is looking for you.

Oh, God, I'm a donor.

Hello, madam.

I cannot watch it. Yeah.

Yeah, I hardly follow the news anymore.

Six weeks at least.

And that's not all. She's suing my... That asshole Kripke should have let me

fire him.

Concentrate on the problem, John. Yeah, well, what now?

Find another actress. This is not a part for just any other actress, damn it.

This is the most... Stand by, please.

We've got to talk, Stan. Later.

Sure.

Later.

And then I... I worked for Dr. Zuma for three months, but I resigned. I went a

bit corrupt there.

Oh. Yes.

Uh, your room.

Oh.

You like it?

Oh, yes.

Fit for a queen.

Your groceries.

Um, okay.

Maybe, oh.

Uniform.

My fiancé said you should wear them, but it all seems a bit gone with the wind

to me.

No, no, no. Nice technicolor.

Yeah? Yes, very nice.

And I have told my fiancé to put in a door.

I'm so sorry. I'm just not used to having a servant.

Sorry. I shouldn't have called you a servant, should I? No, no, no, madam.

Everything will be fine.

You really seem like such a nice person. Thank you.

I play from the drama school because one night he was so drunk that he pissed in

the music teacher's tuba.

What I didn't know was that the only way you could come to the movies was to be

in a group.

Drugs?

No, nothing yet.

Have you dressed up nicely?

What do you mean?

Your rug is ready for takeoff.

Oh, shit.

Ow!

What? What happened?

What is it?

I'm sorry, madam.

Accident. The boat ship rolled over.

I'm sorry. Don't worry about it.

I'm fetching Ricky.

I'll be back in about 30 minutes.

Okay? Okay, madam.

Gladys. The dog, Frisky, he is dead.

Who, Frisky? I put him in the washing machine. A big mistake. I need a patch

What about Angela?

She'll go mad.

Is there a car?

Yeah, but I can't drive.

I'm going to check house. Yeah, another pet shop.

Here's a goal!

Innocence, the madam, she's going to be... Mama?

Oh, madam, part of our culture.

Sure.

This pain is so difficult to come off. Even the madam, she comes and she finds

out what is happening. It's going to be for me.

I'm going to get Frisky to the parlor.

I'll get a towel.

I know this man.

I worked for him.

You worked for this man, Mama? Yes, Jack. He's a good man. Okay.

Back

to

work. Okay, my sweeties. Okay, sweetheart. Okay, love you. Bye -bye.

Bye. Yeah?

Hello? Hold on, hold on.

Ricky, honey, this is Mama.

Hello, Mama.

Oh, hello, Ricky. How are you?

Oh, you are so beautiful.

And please, can you do it? Can you skate?

Show Mama.

Okay. Yes.

And go.

Oh, that is so pretty.

One day you will be champion of the world.

Because Mama will teach you. I can do this. Must I show you? Okay. Watch,

watch.

anymore. She ain't.

Get your fat ass off of my property.

Now.

John, are you okay?

Mama, mom, are you all right?

Really? No. I'm so sorry.

This man I told you about, Jack, it was this dog.

He put the drugs into Jack's drink. Jack told me.

Are you this asshole, Uchon? Yes. He teased us.

Hey, Uchon, he's real white.

You must take a bread knife and cut off his mouth.

Thanks for the tip.

Not the kid, Nan.

She's here to clean the friggin' house, and if I catch her fooling around, she's

out of here. She is going nowhere.

I like her, and so does Ricky, and they can play together however and whenever

they want to. I don't know why I take this crap. You know, I don't know

John.

I don't know why you're not with your little bimbo right now. What bimbo?

That candy.

Slut, it's supposed to be a movie extra. Then why do you have to meet her in

your car, huh?

Alone. When was that? In a side street. Just cool it, huh? We don't want the kid

to hear... The kid!

You spend so little time with her, you can't even remember her name?

Come on, Angela. Just cool her, huh? We don't want the neighbors... What? You

don't want them to know what an asshole you are? Oh.

Oh, don't worry. Don't worry, John. I'm pretty certain I know that already.

This engagement is over.

Hello, madam.

This migraine is killing me.

Ah, madam.

Life is not a rock you must break.

Life is like the river, and you must flow with it gently, gently.

Mama, will you skate with me?

Uh, not now, sweetie. Mama's busy.

Okay.

Oh, she is a wonderful child.

What she needs is a father.

Yeah, I know.

She's very lonely.

I can see. She had a twin brother.

He died in a drowning accident.

Oh!

Uh, he fell in the pool.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Nearly killed her father.

And then we got divorced.

Ah.

Uh, Mama, won't you cook this for me sometime?

Oh, Mama will cook you the best liver and fried onions in the whole wide

Yeah. No, no, no, it's not for me. It's for Frisky. Oh, you don't eat liver?

Can't stand the stuff.

Yummy, yummy, nice.

Get rid of that friggin' maid.

Maid! Oh.

Yes, master. Could you make it so beautiful?

Get me some coffee?

Yes, master.

John.

Everything will be fine, madam.

Don't worry.

Yeah. Anything from the cops? No, nothing from the cops.

Just stick to the story, okay?

They can't prove a thing. What are you going to do about replacing Revine?

The nightmare.

That asshole Grip.

We should have overdosed him.

Kill them on the spot.

It's a bloody man. I know. Hey, I just...

Sorry, my friend.

Damn!

Hold up.

Shorty. What's happening?

You know this house I'm in with this American woman?

It's John Daragon's house, bro.

John!

You've got to get out of there now!

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm going to nail this bastard right here in his own house.

Kiss your ass, or kiss your ass.

Kiss your ass. Kiss him goodbye.

Kiss your ass. Kiss your ass. Kiss your ass. Kiss him goodbye.

Oh, mama mia.

Oh, mama mia.

Kiss your ass.

Kiss your ass.

Kiss him goodbye.

Yes. Yes.

Bigger or green, bigger or sad, now very clean.

Bigger or feel, bigger or burn, bigger or sad, bigger or learn. This is my ass,

this is my ass, this is my ass, this is my ass.

Stanley, you've had too much to drink.

There is no other angel for this movie, damn it. It's got to be a Rivonia

writer. Thanks, pretty mama.

We're talking big money here. We're talking Rivonia. Tomorrow at the

we'll find someone else.

See this as a chance to plow Rivonia's fee back into the picture. She was

half a million, man.

We could cast a damn good local actress for what?

$20 ,000.

Hey?

Excuse me, Stanley.

Yeah. I don't think Madiba would want to be visited by a white angel.

Icona, he would want to be visited by a black angel.

Guess what?

Hey, she's got a point.

Bullshit. A black angel appears to Madiba.

Hey, that's brilliant.

Hey, I know who his agent.

She did Sarafina in South Africa. Or maybe Hailberry.

No, no, no. Not enough meat on her body.

Where is Madiba, the great lion of Africa?

Alone in his prison cell.

And then the black angel, she appeared.

What have we got here?

Take it away, baby.

The friggin' neighbors!

Shut up, John.

I've had enough of this crap.

I'm gonna take a swim.

I want to see you at the audition tomorrow.

Oh, Stanley, that is so kind of you. Thank you.

Mama. Mama, you were... What's that?

I did want to... The solo take was that.

I was very happy about... John!

Yes, Mama.

You wanna dance, Angel?

Uh -uh.

John's fine.

I'm going to leave you to it. No.

What? No problem.

Enjoy.

You'll be my mama.

You have the eyes of an angel.

Tomorrow night after the Odyssey.

Tomorrow after the Odyssey.

Have you seen the TV?

I was kind of busy, man.

The whole world hates you, man. You're screwed.

Not yet, I'm not, but it was touch and go. What do you mean?

Stanley was here. He's fallen in love with me, man. Pissed out of his skull.

His friends kissed me. The whole bit. I had his balls in my hand, man.

It's not a bloody joke, okay?

The guy wants to bonk me.

Turning now to show business. In Los Angeles earlier today, South African

Hollywood star Charlene Theron released the following statement concerning her

namesake, the now infamous celebrity vomiter, Jack Theron. I would just like

make it perfectly clear that I bear no relation to this monster,

Jack Theron, whatsoever.

I look down upon this rogue's coarse actions.

Rape.

Hello, my darling.

Want to skate?

Yeah.

Mama needs to take a break, okay?

Thanks, Mama.

I am not that young anymore.

You know, I haven't seen Ricky as happy as this in four years.

Oh, she's so lovely.

Thank you, Mama.

Really, thank you so much.

Yes, madame? Oh, hey, mama, the damn door's stuck. It won't open from the

inside. Oh, no problem.

Don't worry.

It's okay. Come on in. I've got no hang -ups.

No, madame, it is against my culture.

Suit yourself.

I'll be out all day.

I assume you'll be taking the day off?

Oh, yes.

Thank you. Bye.

You have a good day.

A wee drum for the pain.

Your domestic worker told me, Mama, I'm a tramp.

I mean, I'm a doctor.

What? At least I was a doctor, and then I became a tramp because I had two kids

and one passed away.

And I went downhill.

My wife left me and took my only beloved daughter with her.

I moved here trying to draw strength from the mountain.

And the day I walked past your house, this wonderful lady mama said, come

inside. And she made me a sandwich and she said, wait here until Madame Angela

comes home and she will give you something proper to eat because she's

gentle person.

I couldn't resist walking through your lovely home, and it filled me with such

longing for the home I used to

have in Scotland and for my little, for everything that I held so dear.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry because I saw this lovely bath full of foamy water.

It's okay.

It's okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

Where are your clothes?

Oh, my clothes?

I gave them to Mama to burn. She said I could just take it, an old T -shirt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

What's your name?

Donald.

How are we going to get out of here?

Oh, well, that's easy. I'm a grape. I mean, I...

Let me just grip that nail file over there. Just turn your back, please.

Thank you.

And then my wheel came off, and I landed on the butternut. There you go, I see.

All fixed up.

Look, Mommy, Donkey fixed my skateboard.

Honey, his name is Donald, okay? Oh, that's fine.

Lots of me friends call me Donkey.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

I'm really sorry. I have to go. I'm taking a bunch of tourists to Robben

and I'm running awfully late.

Oh, I've never been to Robben Island.

Me neither.

Oh, well then.

Ricky, let's see.

I'll be back shortly, okay?

Mommy, can I call a donkey?

Ah, hello, shorter.

Jack, what the hell are you doing there?

I have taken a shorter walk to freedom.

Shorty,

listen to this.

I'll follow me. We're going to see where Mr. Mandela was actually imprisoned.

Okay. Audition for Rivona's part, you.

What's worth $20 ,000, man?

I'm jobless.

Yuck!

for the Bay Hotel at 6.

Okay, folks.

Don't know how much we're going to see up there. Take five minutes to do some

shopping. You never know with Cape Town weather.

Come on.

We'll take a stroll.

See you later, Angela.

$1 ,500.

What? I got this sheet in Holland for $300.

This is not Holland. If you want Mama Africa, you pay my price, or Wuhan, you

go.

Whose suit are you looking for? That's my business.

I'm a psychologist.

Good day, Hamish. Enjoying your week?

Sorry,

Lennon. I need this more than you do.

Yes!

For your health and happiness.

Are you really a doctor?

You suffer from severe headaches?

Prolonged migraines?

Low blood pressure?

Yeah. You have an iron shortage?

You should eat more liver.

Well, you really don't sound like a tramp.

You know,

Inside all of us, there's someone pure and beautiful, wanting

to be set free.

You too are loved.

All you need is a strong breeze

in your sail.

Oh.

Oh, like... I'm sorry, Angela.

I gotta go.

What?

Where?

To the church hall.

There's a soup kitchen every Thursday evening, and tonight is my turn to dish

up.

I'm sorry, but when duty calls... Donald!

Take this. You're crazy to do this bloody audition, man. Shuri, listen

For the first time in my life, I was actually talking to a woman.

Oh, I hope she's a psychologist.

Hello, madam, it's Mama. I'm back from the audition.

Hi, Mama.

No, Master John, when he saw me...

You look like one who was biting the peach with worms.

He will never give me this part, madam. Never.

Sit down.

Thank you, madam.

Even if you don't get the part, I'm so proud of you and so glad of all of our

friends. Oh, thank you.

You won't believe this, but I spent the day with the man that you let in here

this morning.

Oh, you spent the day with the tramp?

Actually, he's a wonderful man.

Yeah. He made me laugh for the first time in months.

That's so nice.

Yeah.

You know, and I felt so secure.

Huh? Somehow he reminded me of... of you.

Oh.

And, um, he gave me this.

Oh, that is so nice.

Yeah. That is so beautiful.

What a gentleman.

And...

Kiss me.

Yes. I felt this... this rush.

Oh.

Do you think I'm awful?

No. You must follow your heart, madam.

Oh, and then he disappeared.

He said I'd see him again, but... I'm sure he'll be back.

Shall I make the madam and the master something to eat?

Oh, no, no, no. No, it's only me.

I don't think John will be back tonight.

Oh, you. You've had a long day.

You can go now, Mama. Really, I'm fine. Good night, Megan.

Hello,

Angela.

Donald? I hope I'm not disturbing you.

No, no, no. How did you... Where have you... Sit down. Well, I was just some

open around.

Missing you.

Something's... You're right.

They were blue.

Oh.

I've got Barron's Optiflex Disney Syndrome.

The pupils grow all dark at night and just got to get used to the light.

Hold on.

Hello?

It's Stanley.

Hey, Stanley.

Mama got the part.

What?

Yeah.

Mama!

Get away! No!

No! I am naked. It is against my culture. Oh, uh, Stanley's here to see

okay?

Oh,

Donald,

Mama just got... Hey, are you okay?

Can I use your toilet?

Of course.

Here you go.

Mama got the part. She was excellent.

She was... And John?

I gather he wasn't too pleased. Who pays the salaries?

Very exciting.

It's on hold.

No, no, no. It's just a frame.

call me donkey?

I'm worried about Mama.

She's on call tomorrow and she has a bad stomach.

Oh, no.

You're in luck, Mr. Producer. We happen to have a doctor in the house.

Hold on.

Doctor? Donald?

On my way. Just grabbing up.

No problem.

I'll check her out.

Now tell me, what exactly seems to be the problem, Mama?

Oh, Doctor, it's very sore.

What exactly is the pain?

My tummy.

Oh, let me take a look. Open your mouth, say ah.

Ah. Oh, dear.

Doctor! Someone infected your mouth and it spread down to your lower regions.

Who did you kiss last, Mama?

Stanley. Never kiss him again.

Mama, are you okay?

Dinner for it, Angela.

Her condition appears to be gynecological in nature. I've got it

Gynecological? Stanley, get out of here.

This is woman's thing. Stanley, I think you better go.

I hope she'll be all right by tomorrow, then.

Just scrubbing up.

Good thing I saw her.

She has a touch of myopia funny lingus. It's a slight inflammation of the

fallopian tubes.

Nothing too serious.

Oh, oh, good.

Well, then, how about a drink?

Oh, a wee whiskey will go down very smoothly right now.

I forgot to give you tickets for the closing banquet.

Oh. I do wish Mama good luck for the future. Of course, of course. Stanley, I

want you to meet my friend Donald.

Dr. Donald.

I'm gonna kill that Mama witch!

John, please, buddy, don't. You! John!

He can't just disappear from the Arab world.

Maybe he never left the place, boss.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking

about?

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh,

good morning, madame.

Good morning, mama.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling so nervous.

I'm sure.

But, no, I meant your... Oh, no, that's Dr. Donald. He did the trick

last night.

He also did another disappearing trick.

I'm starting to believe he's a figment of my thick -darved imagination.

No.

I saw him when he left.

He said he was upset. He didn't realize that you had a man in your life.

I should have tried to explain.

Especially since he has fallen in love with you.

He said that?

Those exact words, madam.

I have fallen in love with Angela.

And you, madam...

How do you feel about him?

You'll be the first to know.

Ish, I've got to go and act in this movie now. I am so scared.

No, no, it'll be fine. You'll see.

Good luck.

Just enjoy it, Mama. You're going to be a hit. I'll do it again. Okay.

Yo, Mama Jack.

Mama.

Yo, Mama Jack. The movie world is abuzz with the news that a domestic worker has

landed the part intended for Ravonia Ryder. Ah, the Minister of Culture, Mr.

Ndlovu, welcome.

Mrs. Ndlovu, this is indeed an honor. Thank you. It's our pleasure being here.

You know, ironically, in the years of apartheid, I was a waitress at this very

same hotel, waiting on the old regime masters like P .W.

and F .W.

Where's the toothbrush?

From Africa, Melania and Cape Talk Radio arrived here at the biggest rap party

that Cape Town has ever seen. Complete with a sneak preview of snippets from

expected blockbuster, Sweet Bird of Freedom.

Hello, my darling Madiba.

I am your mama angel.

Oh, sweet bird, do not fear my cherub.

Take my hand.

We will walk through these walls and these bars, and I will show

you your future.

Walk nicely.

Fear not.

Walk.

I am supposed to be the angel around here.

Thank you.

Mama, you're awesome.

Thank you, Miriam.

Matiba, behold.

I am free.

One day you will be, and the Lord shall rise upon you.

And nations shall come to your light.

And kings to the brightness of your eyes.

And your gates shall be open continually.

They shall not be shut by day or by night.

You will be leader and king.

Matiba. Your heart shall thrill and tremble with joy.

And all the peoples of South Africa will be united in harmony.

Like the colors.

Of the rainbow.

And you, Nelson, will live to see this day.

My angels, give me summer.

Give you summer what? Give me...

For generations and generations to come, this dance will be known as the Madiba

Chopper!

All I can say... All I can say is... Quiet,

please.

Quiet,

please.

I say to my darling fellow domestic workers, there is a sweet

bird inside each one of us wanting to be set free so

that the good things of this life may come back to us.

And thank you, my beautiful Madame Angela, for the person that you are.

I am only an angel and I'm moving.

are a living one.

And that, madam, is the truth.

Truth?

Ha!

You want to know about truth?

Yes.

Angela.

I love you.

But there are two things I just can't ignore about my sweet little

piece of candy here.

Huh?

I will not cross the Rubicon. All I want is a Nobel Prize.

What are you staring at, you fat slob?

It's not polite to stare.

John.

John Terrigan.

Tell us the truth about Jack Terron.

Jack.

Harry!

was in my house. You are under arrest.

I am a U .S. citizen.

Donald.

Angela, I... I cared for you.

And Mama.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. You got into my heart by lying.

Angela, please.

Let me just...

Shorty, I told you I'm no good with women.

My vote

for the world's most beautiful harbor city has to be Cape Town.

Cut. Okay. Real nice, Tanya. Thank you.

Let's go get some panoramic.

Six weeks now.

And what have you done?

Nothing. Nada.

Zip.

Phone the lady, man. Talk to her.

Be a man.

Take a wild leap off the edge, man.

Angela. Go, Jack, go!

Thank you, Yasmeet. It was so nice of you to invite us on your exhibition.

The only time I was here before was on my wedding day, you know.

Jack? Mommy,

it's Donkey.

Angela!

Angela!

Be a man.

Take a wild leap off the edge, man.

Madam, please, wait for Uche to come down. The man is in love with you.

Madam, just give Uche a chance.

I don't... I'm sorry I lied to you.

Tell her the truth, Mama Jake.

Actually, I'm not sorry, because if I hadn't, I would never have met you.

Angela, my whole life long, I've been frightened of talking to women.

But Donald and Mama...

brought me close to you in a way that I've never been close to a woman before.

And we fell in love with you, Angela.

Mama, Donald, and most of all, a

guy called Jack.

Who's Jack?

Jack is me, Ricky.

Can Jack also skate?

Yes, I see he can.

Angela?

I love you.

From a jack to a king From loneliness

to a wedding ring I played an ace and I won

a queen

And walked away with your heart I

just can't keep a good man down.

And lady luck played her hand just right To make me

king of your heart

You made me king of your heart.

You made me king of your heart.

Take seven.

Action. Yeah, 100 red. Go and get yourself a grip.

Cut.

Yeah, 100 red. Go and get yourself a grip. Cut.

Yeah,

100 red. Go and get yourself a grip. Cut.

Go get yourself a keep cut. Yes, I am wanted.

Kiss your ass, kiss your ass, kiss your ass, kiss him goodbye.

Kiss your ass, kiss your ass, kiss your ass, kiss him goodbye.

Okay, okay, come, come, get nice and clean. Oh, mama mia.

Kiss your ass.

Kiss your ass.

Kiss him goodbye.

Thank you.

Angela?