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- Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!

- THEY WHOOP AND LAUGH

- Woohoo! To the skies!

- Great work this morning. We've ticked off three patients already.

- Oh!

- Oh. - Oh.

- Make that four patients.

There's no doubt about it,

we're the greatest doctor team in the land.

SING-SONG: - What a team, oh, yes, we are!

- Oh, nice moves!

- If you think those moves are good...

- Oh! - Ooh!

- Thank you.

- Wow! - Wait until you see this!

- TWIGGY WHINNIES

- Oh!

- Ah, this is the best bit yet.

- Ooh! Oh!

- Um, I don't think that's part of the routine.

- Ooh!

- Hmm.

You'd better come back to the clinic so we can take a proper look.

- The clinic? Oh, so dull compared to my beautiful forest home. - Hmm!

- Hmm... Well, you could stay here, but your ankle will turn red.

Then yellow, then green,

then it'll start to smell, and then...

- Ooh-ooh-ooh!

- Quick as you can, Zog. This ankle's swelling fast.

- Yes, please, before anyone I know sees me.

- There!

Stay here and rest and you'll be back on that hoof in no time.

- Oh, thank you, doctors.

I hope I don't get under your feet while I'm here.

- Don't be silly. It'll be nice to have a guest.

- Oh! Thank you.

- Right, we better make some trolls' wart for that boil on Winton's nose.

He'll be here to get it soon.

- Oh!

- Pixie. Wolf.

Ah! Troll toenails.

- Oh, we're out of fettle weed. - I'll get it!

- Oh! Oh, Zog, I don't mean to cause a fuss,

but could I trouble you for a nice, comfy cushion?

- Of course.

- Oh, thank you.

Oh, left a bit. Right a bit.

Oh, too far. Right a bit.

Right a bit.

Ah, perfect!

- Ah...

- ZOG STRAINS

- Oh!

- SHE CHUCKLES

Better hurry, Zog, we need to add the fettle weed before the toenails.

Urgh!

ZOG STRAINS

- Zog!

- Yes? - Oh, this room is ever so dreary.

Would you mind picking some flowers to brighten it up?

- Erm... - Happiness helps the healing!

Just try to be quick. - Of course!

- Oh! Oh! I'd like dragonfly dahlias, turquoise bells,

some fragrant ferns... No prickly pansies. They're far too common.

- SHE GASPS

RUMBLING

- Oh!

- Earthquake!

- Oh, don't be silly! It's just my tummy!

I'm very hungry.

- I thought you'd had breakfast.

- Mmm. And second breakfast.

So it must be time for breakfast number three.

- My word! You eat like a horse!

- A horse! Oh! How dare you!

- I, um...

Breakfast! One moment!

- Oh!

Are these plain oats? Do I look plain to you?

- Well, no, but...

- I only eat oats

with a selection of freshly picked berries and blackthorns.

If you haven't got any, I suggest you go and get some.

- Hmm.

- It's OK, I'll carry on with the trolls' wart while you're gone.

I'm, er, sure I'll be able to cope.

- Hmm...

Um, I don't suppose you know what dragonfly dahlias look like?

- BOTH SNIFF

- Hmm.

Ah!

- Next...toenails!

- Hmm.

- TWIGGY YAWNS

- I'm bored! Let's do something.

- Sorry, Twiggy, I really need to concentrate, it...

Ah-ha!

Oh, Winton!

I'm afraid the trolls' wart isn't ready yet.

Something...got in the way.

- Oh, I know, I know!

How about a game of What The Unicorn Saw?

I'll look at something and you two have to guess what it is.

- Hmm! I actually need to tell you about...

QUIETLY: ..a new boil.

- Er...a boil? Ah, no, no, I'm not looking at one of those.

- Right.

Ah, now, is it on one of your paws?

- Wrong! I'm not looking at a paw either.

- It's, erm, ahem... It's a little, um...

QUIETLY: ..embarrassing.

It's on my, um...

..bottom.

- Your bottom? Ha! Wrong again! I'm not looking at anyone's bottom!

But it is fun to say. Oh! Bottom!

- TWIGGY LAUGHS

Hmm! - Winton! I'm sorry!

- Oh! - We'll bring the potion as soon as it's ready.

- What happened?

- TWIGGY: - Hello! I'm all on my own!

- Oh!

- Ah!

- Hmm. Maybe flower arranging isn't your thing.

- Hmm!

- Mm! I had to battle a hungry goat to get these.

I trust it meets your approval.

- Er... Oh, I've lost my appetite.

- HE GRUMBLES

SHE GASPS

- Oh, no! I must have added the trolls' nails by mistake!

We'll have to start all over again.

- Even worse, my mane has completely lost its bounce.

Which one of you wants to give it a wash?

- Er, just getting something from over here.

Maybe having Twiggy here isn't the best idea after all.

- He can't leave. His ankle isn't strong enough to walk on.

- Leave that to me.

Ah!

Behold! Your very own walking frame.

Now you'll be able to get straight back to the forest.

- Ah! - Ooh!

- Me? Use that? What would the gnomes think?

Oh, sorry, I'll have to stay here until I'm completely better.

- Ahem. I-I was wondering how Twiggy's getting on.

- Oh! - Is his leg OK?

- Tell them I'm asleep.

- HE PRETENDS TO SNORE

- Sorry, he-he doesn't want to see anyone right now.

- Oh...

- TWIGGY CONTINUES SNORING

- Twiggy, we thought you liked being the centre of attention.

- I...I'd happily see them.

I just don't want them to see me... like this.

- Oh...

- TWIGGY SIGHS - I'm a unicorn with two horns -

the most beautiful, unique creature in the land!

But now look - an injured leg and a walking frame that looks like THAT.

No-one's going to think I'm wonderful now.

- TWIGGY SIGHS

ALL: Oh...

- Oh, I wish Twiggy would use the walking frame.

It'd strengthen his leg. He'd be at home with his friends...

- ..and we'd get our clinic back! - Oh! - Ahem.

- I suppose it's not very "Twiggy".

He needs to feel special.

That's why he wanted the flowers, and all those berries.

And...

Ah!

..maybe there's a way we can make him feel extra special.

Hmm! - Huh?

- Hmm...

- Ooh!

- Hm! - Ha-ha!

- TWIGGY NEIGHS HAPPILY

- I have returned!

More wonderful than ever!

- Ah, wow! - Ooh! - Ooh!

- Ho-ho-ho! Thank you for taking such good care of me.

I know I can be a teensy bit demanding.

- Oh, no! - No! - Fiddle-faddle!

- Well, you must surely be the greatest doctor trio in the land.

- Mm. - Mm. - Thank you.

- Thinking about it,

the clinic wasn't quite as dreary as I thought.

I'll pop round the same time tomorrow.

- Wha...?! - Err... - Well...

- THEY LAUGH

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