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Being a Zulu in South Africa back in 67, I wouldn't exactly say that I was born

free, which didn't really bother me at the time, because my childhood on

Eye was freer than anything I would ever experience again.

What really mattered to me was my buddy Rhino and our days of fun and laughter

in the sun.

However short -lived it was, it was great.

When little Rowena arrived from America,

Things changed.

Yeah. She spoiled it all for us.

I know now that as we grew older, we would have been spoiled anyway.

But I'll never forget those carefree days down by the river. On your mark.

Get ready.

I'm gonna get you next time. You know you'll never beat me in a thousand

Next time you're dead meat.

I looked around, nothing.

Then I realized what happened.

They put a spade in underneath me, pulled the stuff out, then ran away.

enough of those choices. I'm going to get him.

Bloody wind.

Show him, Rhino.

Nice shooting, Rhino.

Hey, Zulu, come here.

Stand still, boy. If you run, you're dead.

Listen, let go of your dove. No.

No.

Rhino. If he moves, shoot him and Tandy. No, Rhino.

Shut up.

Listen, Rowena.

No way.

You're the best shot in the school, Rhino. Rhino.

Rowena's wrong. This isn't right.

Don't you love me?

I do.

Oh, Jumbo, you do it. No.

Jumbo, no.

No. All right, I'll do it, Rowena.

No, Rhino.

You're gonna kill me.

Then you'll be sorry. If you love me, I'll do it. No.

You're cheating, Rainer.

Sorry, Zulu.

Zulu?

As I walked away from that old car with Tandi on that late spring afternoon, I

knew that this life was over and that it was time to start another.

Come on,

guys,

move it. What do you think this is, a holiday?

Free -for -all?

Report to the chief after roll call.

McKenzie. Sir.

Norman. Yes, sir.

Zulu Mashabela.

Grand theft auto.

Again? I like cars. I'm an enthusiast.

You're also a smartass.

And for the last 17 years, you've been in and out of here like a yo -yo. I

help it, chief.

I love food.

Well, the United States government is tired of feeding you.

You're being deported.

So you can sit out the next three years back in your old hometown jail, back in

South Africa.

Did I still write to you, Chief?

Get him out of here.

When I'm big, I'm going to be a surgeon, Reini.

That's great, my baby.

You can look after your daddy and his old age.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Aren't you hungry?

Hey?

Aha! My scratchin' wins.

Mwah! Changed my life.

Riney, can we go away to school holidays?

I'd love to, my baby.

But there's no money.

I promise you, if I get that big darting contract...

We are going to Cape Town December.

You and me and the big blue sea. You know what?

Staying on the farm is best.

Summons for Rhino Labaskagni. You.

Final demand by Rowena Labaskagni for $250 ,000?

Unless complied to the property, Rhino's eye will be liable for auction.

Ha! There was nothing in that divorce contract about any more money. You think

I'm crazy, man? $250 ,000?

Don't shoot the messenger just because you don't like the message, Mr.

Labaskagni. Yeah, I'll give you a bloody message, man. My farm. Auction it. You

mad? You think I'm mad? Please, just sign it.

Sign it, yeah.

Now you

go back to Rowena and tell her with my compliments to shove that thing straight

up a little redneck right -wing Yankee backside.

Oxen my thumb!

Thank you, madam.

We'll go over the housebreaking routine on Monday, Shadrach.

That'll be all.

You're welcome, madam.

Robina Labaskakhni's residence. Captain Diehard speaking.

What?

Deported prisoner.

When? Tomorrow.

Okay, okay.

What's the name?

Machabella. Ach, nein, nein. Schwarzer.

Okay. Well, he sits in the back with you.

Folksy!

Don't smoke. I am not smoking.

My anti -smoking pitch is working.

Die hard?

Oh, so he has received it. Good, good.

What did he say?

Oh, good.

They have

delivered the summons.

So, down to business.

Okay, but I will be... What's this Barry Summons business?

Oh, the $250 ,000.

Oh, you've owed me that since the day we signed our prenuptial contract. That

all fell away when he got divorced. You should be more careful when signing your

divorce settlements, Riney boy.

Small print can be such a bore. You can stand on your head and whistle the

stars...

Shut your bloody mouth up with that commie song, boy. Hey, man, I thought

changed around this part. In this part, it didn't.

You are looking at the national president of Turd.

Threatened immigrants' right -wing defense.

Do you know what Turd is?

Yeah, I think I can smell one, too.

Ha!

Trevor, ha!

You know what we do with clever boys like yourself in my district?

We take them to Crocodile George, Gorge, for some bungee jumping. No strings

attached.

What is the date today?

The 18th. The time?

Of course, two.

I've got a scratch on Vin.

I've got a scratch on Vin with a chance for half a million.

Look, there's half a million waiting for me at Sun City.

Stop the car.

Does this improve your hearing? I said stop the car. Okay.

Put your gun down on the seat.

Now give me the ticket.

What? Mine?

Do it.

But can you die for this?

With a handheld key.

Now open the window.

Now open the window.

Put your head on your right arm right through the window.

Go on.

Put them through.

Okay, now roll it up.

I said roll it up.

Yeah, let's go higher, baby. Come on.

Higher, higher.

Yeah, that's it.

has hit the fan, huh?

No spring to catch, baby.

500 ,000 bucks.

Get lower!

No!

I think he's calling the poacher. Where?

Park on down.

Go, go, go, go!

potato.

There's only one bloke in the world who can throw a claylot like that. Yeah, me.

I'm the world champion mud missile thrower, you remember.

I thought you were living in America.

Yeah, I was. I came back.

What about you?

Was that your helicopter?

My helicopter.

That's all I can afford to drive nowadays.

What about that car?

Yeah, I needed something fast. I have to get up to Sun City by four o 'clock.

I want a scratch and win ticket, so you see how much I stand to win?

Half a million.

That's right, half a million.

What you doing with that cop car?

What am I... Well, I was trying to flag you down. You're riding out without a

safety belt, nothing.

I'm taking you in.

Oh, wow.

Same old rhino. Yeah, same old zulu. Okay, listen.

I'll make a deal with you, right?

I'll cut you in, partnership, right?

I take 70%, you take 30%. Come on, man.

You walk away with $150 ,000 in your pocket.

What kind of a way is this to treat an old friend after 20 years? Come on, man.

Okay, 60 -40, how's that?

50 -50.

Deal.

You won't regret this.

I'm regretting it already.

Yeah, so when 76 came around, I got tired of being the wrong color, you

So I split.

Only came back to warmth in 82.

Hey, remember Tundi?

Yeah, I remember Tandi. Who's gonna get married?

And, uh, she got a job up in Vendor, went away, I got busy, went back to New

York, and then we just kind of lost touch, you know?

Tandi died.

Came to see Ma.

She was very ill.

Took her to hospital, but it was still late.

When was this?

Long time ago. Nine, ten years.

Tandi, I... Damn.

The only person I ever really loved, you know.

About you, you married?

Was. Got kids?

Only tinky, yeah.

You married a black woman?

I married Rowena.

Yeah? Biggest problem was she couldn't handle me having a black child.

Hey, man, when we were kids, she couldn't handle you having a black

Yeah, I was pretty bloody stupid.

Rowena!

Oh no,

we're out of gas, man!

No problem.

Hey, the soccer.

What's the score? One goal to South Africa.

Okay.

Take this car. Okay.

You get inside.

I'll get in here. You told me. I want to listen to the radio. Okay.

Come on, Chiefs. Push it. Push it, man.

Look at him. Get that goal, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go.

You want to talk crap, Zulu boy, you go and talk it in America. Listen, man,

it's not my fault. I never look in the rearview mirror.

It's against the law in the state of New York.

He's lying, Reini. Of course he's lying. Shut up, Pinky. I'm not Pinky, I'm

Tinky. Listen, I'm not stupid, man. You're trying to steal that car just

you stole that daddy cop car.

Me steal a car? No way, man. Never, never, never.

You're a damn criminal, man. Listen, I'll tell you the truth.

I'm working for the CIA, right?

That's it. I'm taking you in. Okay, Reini, what about the money?

I want the truth now. Okay, I stole that car. I stole that car.

accessory right rhino there's half a million bucks waiting just down

the road it's getting late where did you find this question one ticket i picked

it up on a turd okay where's the rhino i used to know when i was a kid where's

he going to man why are you so uptight half a million bucks last time in sun

city the crippled baboon

Three, poopsie. Now, please, just relax.

I have not had a cigarette in three days.

Is that a mongrel, scheisse schweinhund, schwarzer out there? It's my car, my

gun, and a chance to win my 500 ,000 in less than 30 minutes, and you want me to

relax? Give for me another patch.

This one is not working.

Ah,

you guys are all the same. You think every black man's a criminal.

Ah, come on, now you're being paranoid.

Oh, yeah?

Look at it. Look at the language.

If it's black, it's bad.

Got blackmail, blackleg, blackplague.

Black hair. How about that?

Innocent, harmless, teeny -weeny little thing on your face. They call that a

black hair.

But you got a big, nasty bag of ugly white pus that's ready to explode like a

volcano. What do they call that?

They call it a whitehead.

Uh -uh. That's a pimple. A pimple.

Oh, Henry, I've got another pimple on my bottom.

If it's white, it's pure.

White Christmas.

Whitewash. White House. Yeah.

Even if they got Jesse Jackson in there, they're still gonna call that the White

House.

What about Snooker? You think that black ball, you get seven points?

Yeah. Who gets to smack the black ball? It's a white ball.

You don't know diddly about what it's like being black, man.

Especially in this country.

Of course I know. My daughter's black.

Shot any tin cans off her head lately?

It's quite a sight.

Hundreds of people have turned out.

with great excitement here as the prince of wales and prince william arrive at

sun city on prince charles's goodwill tour of africa where tonight he'll be

honored guest at the miss wildlife extravaganza

i

don't see any lions william

william come back here this instant oh dear sir There's the press.

Oh, it doesn't matter.

Will you leave me alone? I'm going to explore.

Will you?

My goodness.

And the Brits think that Mother's extravagant. Right, sir.

I'm Ashley. Hi.

Hello.

Hi, Rhino.

Hello. Hello. Hi there.

Come with me, please.

Which one of you will be appearing on the show?

Him. Him.

No way, man. I'd get the bloody shakes if I see a camera. Come on, man. I'd get

locked up if a camera could move.

And what do you do, Rhino?

I'm a game farmer.

Fabulous.

Rhino, I want to watch this movie, please. I think you should come with us.

it's not a problem. We can meet here after the show.

Thanks, Ryan. You wait right here, OK?

Right here.

Thanks.

Take it. I've got some more.

Thanks a lot.

I'm Tinky.

William.

Delighted.

I've given my nanny the slip again.

I think this will be committed.

All right,

ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for our final contestant.

Love it.

Thank you.

All the way from the northern Transvaal.

A game farmer by the name of Rhino.

Lobber.

Rhino.

Rhino Lobber Cockney.

Cockney. Cockney.

Yeah.

Okay, Rhino, for 500 ,000 bucks.

I am looking for... I am looking for this fresh one. I'm looking for a man,

I'm looking for... Look.

Is it going to be $30 ,000? Is it going to be $25 ,000? Is it going to be $15

,000? Is it going to be $40 ,000? Is it going to be $100 ,000? Is it going to be

$2 ,000 again? Is it going to be?

No.

No?

Looks like I'll get my money sooner than expected.

an escaped convict in the building, armed and very dangerous.

There's a white man with him. Pudding face, stupid head, silly clothes,

kartoffelnase. Gets his place sealed off immediately.

Every single exit.

Yes, sir.

Poopsy, look.

Our winner this week was Reno.

Rhino. Rhino.

You want your half million?

All we have to do is get the check and cash it.

I'm our lover, Scotty, too.

Remember? We get you, Swat, sir. We get the Rhino.

We get the check. Then we saw them both into crocodile, George.

Gorge.

Gorge.

That's the real check. Keep it safe.

This one's only for photograph.

Thanks,

ladies. 500 ,000 bucks.

Shall I top you up? Yeah, thanks.

Hey! We'd like to come round to your farm to do an interview with you, if

okay.

Only if you come along too.

Don't you think? Thanks. Hey. Huh?

Thank you. Hey!

I'll call security.

Security! No, no, wait!

What the hell is wrong with you men? I'm having a ball there. That girl craves

my body. Yeah, well, I crave my 250 ,000 and my freedom.

If you want the other half, you'd better come with me.

Ashley, I'll be back.

Keep the change. My father says it's just like monopoly money.

Wow.

We won, my baby, we won.

We're going to the bank. We're going to cash the check. Then you and me are

coming back. Come on, come on.

Bye, we're going to pay for the slingshot.

They are here somewhere.

Damn.

Oh, God, I drew in a sheet all for the money.

Wait here, I'll be back.

I don't know, and I don't want to know why you're on the run, but I want that

check now.

Hey, man, what happened to 50 -50?

You can collect your share when you get out of prison.

Oh, excuse me.

Rose,

you stop this, this wildlife beauty queen thing.

You come back to me now, or I kill myself.

Right here. How many times are you going to kill yourself, Luigi?

Do it. I'm waiting.

I can't.

What the hell is your ex -husband doing with that criminal?

He's up to his ears in his own rhino trap now. I just want my 250 ,000.

I want my half a million.

Our half a million, poopsie. I will find them.

Every exit is now blocked.

But first, I want... Yeah.

My money!

Human. You two come with me. We take the left wing. Right, boss.

Terrific. Now I am an accessory.

Yeah. I guess Rowena's looking for you so she can tickle your ass with a

feather, right?

Take off your clothes.

Any particular reason?

Use this stuff for some sort of disguise. Get the hell out of here.

Oops. Is this the menswear department?

You are going to do a job.

On earth.

For both of you?

Yeah. At the same time?

Uh -huh. Start with him, Maria.

Do this man now. You got me.

Oh, aren't we demanding.

You sit down over here.

So, here's something I have been dying to experiment with for a long time.

Yes! By the time I am finished with you, your own mother won't recognize you.

I'll make that ex -wife and you've got a deal.

Stunning.

Absolutely stunning.

Keep your eyes closed. Come towards me.

Eyes closed.

Right.

Face the mirror.

When is it going to end?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, hello?

Yeah, what is it?

Can

this

stuff come off again?

Well, of course it comes off silly.

What?

Excuse me.

Yes, laddie?

Open the door.

Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait.

Have you seen this man?

No. Don't think I have. Sorry. Wait a minute.

No.

You like?

I love.

Listen, are you sure this stuff can come off again, huh?

What's up, man? You're walking like a white man.

Stop pinching your ass like you're running away from an enemy, man. You

drop your shoulders.

Move like you're listening to music.

Yo.

Yo. Oh, come on, man. I asked you for thought. You're giving me paparazzi. Get

some rubber in your leg.

Yo.

Yo. Yo.

Yo. Yo.

Those shoes are killing my feet!

Don't worry, it's an improvement.

You're out of style, man. It's the latest thing in L .A.

Hi.

I say, thank you all for your help.

I can't find you.

Let's go. What's the hurry? We're having fun, right?

Come.

Oh, that was ruddy clumsy of you. I'm sorry. It's okay. It was an accident.

I'm so sorry. I'm afraid we have to be very patient with Moses. He fell off his

mother's back when he was a baby, hit his head on a rock, and I'm afraid it's

rather affected his reflexes.

Oh! Oh.

You see what I mean. Don't worry.

I'm sorry.

It's fine. Don't worry. You ought to sit in this chair and you're not... You'd

better go and get us some more champagne, miss.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry. Let me introduce myself. My name's Royce.

Rose Royce.

Like the car?

Exactly. You can call me Rolly.

Need a ride?

Not at the moment, thank you.

Tinky.

It's me, it's me, it's Rolly.

Rolly? Come along, come along. I'm funny tomorrow, Willie.

What are you doing like this?

Really, I didn't even know that we had an embassy.

What is your country again?

Pasopamampara, yeah.

And is that Zulus?

You wait right here.

Gotta get that man in more ways than one.

Please, my master, else choose me. Not now, Miosus. I'm busy.

Say, Mr. Royce, this is no way to treat another human being.

You can even chop off my other little finger, master.

You chopped off his finger?

Yes, look.

It is so that people can know I am a master's slave. He chopped it off.

I did not.

Wait for me, my master.

Good heavens. Right,

I'm going to get you for that rhino.

Okay, we need another car.

Yeah, you steal one, I'll steal one.

Hey, hey, hey.

I want this one.

You want this?

Yeah, it used to be mine.

What? Had to give it to her when we got divorced. Hurry up. Remember you got

divorced.

What's this turd thing she's into anyway?

Bunch of bloody loonies. Granny, look.

Oh.

It's her.

Get down.

Hey.

What is going on here?

Good evening, madam. Is this your tuck? Yes, it is. Let me explain.

I was coming out of the hotel.

A big Schwarzer holds a gun to my head when he steals my car.

I look around, I see them trying to steal your car as well.

Damn Schwarzers! Why can't you give your house or father people's property?

I beg your pardon.

It's my Moses, my chauffeur. He's okay, but all the Schwarzers make my neo -Nazi

blood boil in my face!

Baron, I'm delighted.

Rowena Labuskakni, Vice Chairman, Turd, South Africa.

You are a turd. I certainly am.

How would you like to meet some other turds? I'm having a little party at my

home later this evening. It's a special occasion.

Well, I don't know that. Oh, please, Baron, I insist.

My friends will be just enchanted, and I know you'll have a wonderful time.

Well, I accept with pleasure. This way, Baron.

Moses, you hop in the back.

You just lay out of my thinking.

Titan, Dylan, down!

Won't the doggies bite us? Oh, please, Baron.

You know they're only trained to go for plaques.

Here, watch out for the dogs, Moses.

Doggies, hey, solo!

Get in there, you mongrels, you bad boys.

Mommy is very, very angry at you.

Baron von Munchen von Munchenhausen, I'm so sorry. They have never tried to go

for a white man before.

It's all right. I just try to protect Moses.

Boy, pick up those packages and take them around to the kitchen.

Don't drop anything.

They break everything they touch.

Bloody blacks!

Oh, Baron, it's such a thrill to have you here as my guest at Little

God, it's kind of a thrill for me, too, yeah.

Baron, welcome.

To little Louisiana.

This way, Baron.

Just a moment.

Damn.

What?

You'll have to excuse me, Baron. My guests will be here any moment, and I

get ready.

Can you follow me?

Damn it.

I'm so sorry. Just fix yourself a drink. Everything's through there, the bar.

I won't be a moment.

You got a crossbow looking after you, right?

That one that was looking after you, baby.

Sorry, Baron.

Brown lilies and Manchester midden. I just forgot to deactivate the security.

Oh, yes.

Well, you just stand there and relax.

I'll, um... I won't be a moment.

Reini?

Hello, my baby.

You look ridiculous.

I feel bloody ridiculous.

Reini, can't we go home?

Wish we could.

Has Zulu got the other half?

Yeah. That man's on a trip.

You keep it. Don't want anyone to see it.

Do you like him?

Who? Zulu.

Yeah, I like him. I think he's funny.

But sometimes I think he's a crook, like those two in that movie.

Prince William, he's my new friend now.

He gave me this. He's got a real father who's going to be king one day.

Then he'll fetch me and take me to New York.

Do you sometimes wish you knew your real father?

Sometimes. I wish I could meet him. Just once.

I love you too, Jungle Bunny.

Rosie? Yes, ma 'am. Is everything ready?

Yes, ma 'am. Go light the fire, quickly. Yes, ma 'am. Move, move, move.

I told you not to talk that Jungle Bunny stuff around me.

Oh, man.

I want to come and go to you.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry, madam.

It was an accident.

Then get your jacket and get back to work.

Baron, may I show you the garden?

Rowena, you must give us a self -defense demonstration tonight. Oh, I'm so

sorry, Molly.

Hey, boy, bring me another drink.

The joke is over.

Please get out of here. Hey, man.

If you don't like the heat, you get out the makeup. I'm enjoying being white.

Oh, my little chat.

Talk to me.

Talk to me.

Oh, see.

You look breathtaking.

Yeah, yeah.

Dad? Dad?

I want you to meet our very special guest. This is Baron of Brown Lilies and

Klaus and Loris. This is Oberher Diehard off to Hyde, our leader.

And this is Bridget, our deputy of discipline and my very closest friend.

sure you'll find each other fascinating.

Hello, Baron.

Fascinating, delighting, and charming.

You must do the salute open -handed. Ah, open -handed!

Ha!

Now,

Baron, he's dying.

Comrades in arms, I am not a man to waste my words.

Rovina and I are going to be married.

But this is not simply a marriage.

This is the coming together of two great minds, two great bodies,

joined together in the common struggle against a government blinded by

communists, terrorists, and the schwarzes who threaten to overrun us.

United in our beloved organization.

These bloody whiteys are mixed up like a Christmas vomitina tumble dryer.

No,

you have it with my compliments.

Let them all eat. Let them all eat. Let them all eat. Let them all eat.

Enjoying yourself, Baron? So, I'm finally at the very enriching

You know, Baron,

I have no husband.

How fortunate.

That's why they call them the crown jewel.

You stinking old black. Get out of here.

That's a wonderful idea.

That's my earring.

She's wearing my earring. It is mine. It was a present.

Where did you get it from?

From the prince.

What prince?

Prince?

Prince Moses?

The milk sucker? No, madam, it's a big mistake.

If I had kicked him 5 % harder, I would have shattered his sternum. Watch this.

Now that almost ruptured his spleen.

It's rhino crap.

I'm the swat, sir.

I used to sleep with you.

You ain't seen nothing.

Give me the check.

I lost it.

I found it. I found it.

She's as much fun when you're married.

Where's the other half?

I tried that. He's a slow learner.

I've heathen it.

I have ways to make you talk.

I'm going to lock you up like dogs. Now move!

Yeah, out there I couldn't understand it, but now we're locked inside here, no

chance of escaping.

I understand your reasoning, man.

You're trying to get us killed.

Where's all the half of the check?

I think he's got it.

And if it's anybody's damn fault we're locked down here, it's yours.

Because you couldn't just take the money, no. You wanted to be bloody white

the night.

Yeah, and you hate being black, don't you?

And you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of a damn forest, man. Yeah,

put it there?

Yeah, give me that shop story.

You don't know shit, man.

Not till I meet you. Screw you, asshole. Screw you.

I'll give you a story, man.

A black kid ended up looking down the barrel of a gun because his best friend

betrayed him.

I hate men.

That's bitter food.

And that day, with my back against that old car, you gave me my first taste. We

were kids, man.

Yeah.

And I was standing there pissing my pants out of fear.

You walk off with girlfriend, give her a little kiss.

Here.

Take this.

It will make you feel better.

Give it a go.

Come on.

Will it make you feel better?

Hit the can. Hit me.

If it's so bloody important to you, do it. Go for it.

You're not really going to do it. You bet your sweet ass I'm really going to

it.

Elsie will sit on that plank until we tell her to get up.

That is the way she has been trained. You can drop a bomb next to her.

Watch.

And she will not move.

The only time Elsie will lift her cute little one -and -a -half -ton ass from

that plank is if she should see her boyfriend, Dobby, who is on his way

now to be with his little lipshit.

Rushing it as I know he will, it will take him exactly half an hour to get

Yeah, love and lust, my friends, has been the downfall of many.

In this case, I'd say about a 60 -meter downfall into Crocodile George.

Gorge, you've got 30 minutes.

You've got the radio.

Once you're ready to tell us where to find the other half of the check, Call

We won't call you. And if you don't, you die.

So what?

You got some clever way of getting us out of this one that you're keeping from

me?

I didn't think so.

Listen, there's something I need to tell you about Tinky.

You're her real father, right?

Huh.

You are.

She was Tandy's kid.

Tandy?

I legally adopted her after Tandy died.

Huh.

Hey, she... She even know that I exist?

She thinks you're either dead or living in another country.

And I told her to give you this. World champion.

That's about all.

Well,

I guess that's not a bad way to be remembered.

Some of the best game spotting in Africa, sir. Have a good day. Thank you.

luck. Thank you.

Charles, I'm so excited.

Do you think we'll see the big five?

Who cares, Fluffy, when you're about to be the royal piping?

William! Morning!

No use pretending you're asleep. You know you've got to eat your breakfast.

William.

I say, this is jolly exciting.

these crooks were going to have a go at. One's my father's ex -wife, but I call

her Python Pooh because she smells so bad.

And the other is a boyfriend whose name is Die Hard because nobody can kill him,

although lots of people have tried.

Here they come!

Oh.

Oh.

Come.

Wait.

I don't know.

Let's get home.

What was that, huh?

Holy cow.

How long we got left, Rhino?

Are you afraid of dying?

Yeah, dying's easy. It's falling all the way down there freaks me out.

Oh, hot -a -potata.

What do you want me to do? Talk to her. Tell her Dobie doesn't love her anymore.

Yeah, yeah, go. Tell her that, man.

It's true, Elsie.

Dobie's... He's having an affair.

There's no future for you with that man. Believe me, I had a wife like him. Keep

talking, man.

We like to hear them.

Extraordinary. Must be some ancient African custom.

Let's go get Rani. That way.

Me? Yes, I'm sure.

They do not call me die -hard for nothing.

Die, you little schweinhund.

through that missile.

I knew you were the champion mud missile thrower of the world.

My father.

Tinky?

My baby.

Daddy!

My baby.

I'm sorry, babe.

That's okay.

Ronnie was there.

Now I've got two daddies.

Yeah, white for casual, black for formal wear. Great.