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Oh, thank God, a person.

Are you okay?

Well, yeah, do you have, like, a phone or Wi -Fi or something? I've been

wandering for hours.

There's no Wi -Fi up here.

Are you lost?

Yeah, there's no roads or signs or anything. I've been wandering around for

hours. What are you doing up here?

Well, you know, I wanted to take some sexy pictures.

Like, nature, nude.

Well, next thing you know, I get all turned around.

I... Can't see the camp. I have no signal. So I start walking back to where

think the camp is, you know, like by the cafe where the bathrooms are and stuff.

Well, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere because I am so lost.

You know it's real dangerous to be wandering around out here all by

especially when you don't, like, know the area.

People get locked out here all the time.

Tell me about it. I almost died.

I was just about to give up, but then I found you.

You're okay now, but it sounds like you were camping down by Rincon.

It's five miles from here.

Maybe a four -hour hike, you know?

Yeah. Do you maybe want to rest a little bit before you go?

Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah?

Go on in.

So what are you doing out here alone with no phone?

Well, I like to get away from the noise sometimes, you know, go off grid.

Sometimes I come out here and I just do my meditation and yoga, you know.

Hi, you're like a real mountain man.

I am an avid climber and hiker, but you said you were taking pictures of

yourself out here. What for?

You know, social media. I post them.

People seem to like to see me naked.

I want to see.

All right.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right.

Oh, wow.

That's actually a nice lighting.

Thank you.

Oh, and those are nice pits.

And that ass shot, that's a great ass shot.

Thank you, yeah.

Nice dick.

Wow, so wait, you're trans?

Yes, hence the dick.

I see that.

It's just, I've never been with a trans girl before.

That's awfully presumptuous of you. Just because you find me alone in the woods

and I show you naked pictures of myself, you think you can fuck me? No, no, not

like that. Just, you know, I've never dated a trans girl before.

No, I...

Not that I could, like, have sex with you or anything.

Oh, so now you don't want to have sex with me? You know, I'm actually very

at it. I bet you'd love it.

Whoa.

Wait a minute. So you want to have sex with me?

Yes.

You know, it's kind of a fantasy. It's like I'm a damsel in distress and you're

this big mountain man.

Of course I'd want to fuck you.

That's a tree trunk.

um um

Hmm.

Hmm.

oh yeah oh yeah

Fuck those kids, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

Are you crying?

Oh yeah.

I fucking love that giant fucking cock

um um

um

Yes,

sir.

that silky mouth.

and fucking wipe it up, that fucking cock.

Oh, there you go, baby.

There you go.

Fucking smack that ass.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh my god, oh yes, I fucking love feeling those giant fucking balls slap

my hands.

Oh yes,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fucking stretch me a little.

Fucking stretch me out. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yes.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Uh -huh. Huh?

Oh my God.

you subject of another

That's no fucking good.

Yeah, give me that huge fucking cock. That big fucking tree trunk of a fucking

dick. Yeah.

Oh, fucking work every inch of that big ass cock.

Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Right there. Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking milk every fucking drop of cum out of this.

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

what? oh my god

Fucking nuts.

You know, it's going to be dark in like two hours.

We'd be walking in the dark.

Not advisable.

Okay, so that's the first option. Option two, I get to stay in the tent with you

and fuck all night?

Pretty much.

I choose option two.

Yeah? Yeah.