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Double death combo!

Hey guys, listen.

When you've got a minute,

I need you to take a look at these.

Sure, Benson.

Oh, the house rules.

Thanks, but we already have these.

Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there,

and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay?

Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking!

Alright, let's see.

rule No.114

no feed on the table

rule No.115

No food on the table.

Fine!

rule No. 116

No food on the floor.

WHAT?! That's going WAY too far!

Come on, man, help me flip the table!

No, dude, just chill out.

There's only one more new rule left.

What is it?

No video games?!

Are you nuts?!

rule No.117

No yelling!

You can't take video games away from us, man.

What're we supposed to do?

Work. You're supposed to work.

You know what? We're sick of all your rules!

No prank calls, no rock-paper-scissors,

no punchies, no unicorns?

What does that even mean?

These rules are all totally random, Benson,

and they're all aimed at us!

That's not true.

NO.68: No harpsichord playing after 10 PM.

I actually kind of like that one.

Yeah, but that's the only good one in there.

The rest of them are terrible!

Look, I'm doing you a favor.

Life without rules is chaos.

Fine. But we're only signing off on the rules we like.

Yeah, like the harpsichord one!

It doesn't work that way!

If you can't agree to live by all the house rules,

then you can't live in this house!

Well then, we won't live in this house.

Yeah, cause your rules are whack!

We'll show you.

We're not gonna live with any rules at all.

Double death combo!

Dude, we should have moved out a long time ago.

I feel like I just got out of prison.

That's 'cause Benson built a rule prison around us.

But we busted out, and now we can do whatever we want!

Rules are for fools! Rules are for fools!

Save your stupid rulin' for fools that need a schoolin'!

Muscle Man, what are you doing?!

My job, bro. Read it and weep, ladies.

Aw, what? Come on!

While I sympathize with your quest

to live free of the man's rules,

this guy's still gotta put food on the table.

Fine! But you didn't have to ruin our campsite!

Yes I did.

Yes! She's still here.

Hey!

Hi guys!

Hey, Margaret.

Hey, is it true?

Did you really move out of the house?

It was either leave or live with some other dude with rules.

Wow, Mordecai!

I didn't know you were such a rebel.

Yep. You know me. Total rebel.

Well, good night.

Actually, we don't have anywhere to sleep,

so we were hoping you would let us camp out here tonight.

I wish I could, but,

my manager has a rule about that kind of thing.

Sorry, guys.

It's cool. I'm sure we can find some place

to crash that isn't so big on rules. Later!

Dude, this is getting intense.

No! More! RUUUUULES!

Did somebody say... rules?

Oh, great.

Who are you, the alley rules guy?

Who am I? I'm whoever I want to be.

Wanna know why?

'cause I don't believe in rules that tell me otherwise.

That's pretty cool.

You better believe it's pretty cool.

So what's your guys' story?

You all free to do whatever you want?

We wish.

Yeah, we have this lame boss Benson that tells us to-

Boss? What's that?

It's a-

Yeah, I know what a boss is.

I was just making a point.

Bosses are nothing but fools with rules.

Oh yeah, rules for fools.

That's right! It makes so much sense in rhymes.

Whoa, that's crazy!

You guys seem pretty cool, so I'll let you in on a little secret.

I know of a place where rules don't exist.

No way! Are you serious?

A box of trash? Are you joking?

Do I look like I'm joking?

Uh, I don't know about this, dude.

Well, I practically sleep in a pile of garbage at home anyways,

so this isn't really that different for me.

Sweet!

Double death combo!

Aw, you guys have Karate Choppers down here?

Go ahead. Put your feet up.

Can I get next game?

No need, bro.

Three-player Karate Choppers!

Rockin'. Would you mind getting that?

Hello?

Loser says what!

Who is this?

Loser says what!

I know what you're trying to do.

I'm not going to say "what."

You're a loser! You loserhead! I hate you!

Dude, I think someone just prank called us.

Ah, yeah. It was probably Kevin.

Oh man, you guys can make prank calls down here?

You still don't get it, don't you?

Down here, you can do...

...whatever you want.

Yeah man, no rules of gravity.

Dude, in Benson's face!

Living without rules is awesome!

Yeah it is!

No rules! No rules! No rules! No rules!

That's right, no rules at all.

Hey, look over there!

What the heck, man?

Dude! He just took your wallet!

Dude, give it back!

Why? There's no rule that says I can't take other people's stuff.

He's right, dudes.

Oh, man! I used to be so cool-looking!

Wow, you're totally going to miss that.

You know what else you're going to miss?

That guy.

Enjoy him while you got him, you know what I'm saying?

What does that mean?

Oh, uh, nothing, dude.

Dude! How is this even happening?

Because there's no rule that says it can't!

From your future to your past,

anyone can join the party.

Unicorns?!

They're supposed to be dead!

Check it, bros! It's those two jerkbags that blew us up!

You gotta listen to us, man!

These guys are seriously bad news!

You gotta get rid of them!

Did you just tell me what to do?!

You just told me what to do!

Hey, they just told me what to do!

They're telling WHO what do to?!

Oh, no way, bro! Get 'em!

Hey, you gotta get us outta here, man!

This guy ain't gotta do jack, amigo!

I can't believe how lame you guys turned out!

I thought you were cool!

I hate to admit this,

but I miss Benson and his stupid rules!

Wait! Yo! No Rules Guy!

You do have at least one rule down here.

You have a rule against rules.

There's no rule against rules.

That's all I needed to hear.

Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!

Rule no37 No unicorns!

Rule NO32 No rock-paper-scissors!

No punchies!

And no prank calls!

Stop! Just stop it! You guys have no idea what-

Show us the way out of here!

There's no rule that says I have to!

There's also no rule that says

I can't point this laser pointer in your only good eye!

Okay, okay! I'll take you out!

There. We signed off on all your rules, Benson.

Well, well, well.

Wasn't so easy living without rules, was it?

Wait a minute. One of these rules is missing.

Oh, no. Which one?

I don't know, there's over a hundred of these things!

Well, then, how do you know it's missing?

Because somebody RIPPED IT OUT!

That's crazy. I wonder which one it is.

I didn't need those guys,

I can play video games all by myself.