All language subtitles for H.O.T.S. 1979 DVDRip x264_Track02

You know, when the coach told us we had
to play with the guys, I had no idea.

You know, the referee should have called
a penalty for illegal use of hands.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you went down fast enough on the
five -yard line.

Well, you would, too, if you had five
guys putting a rush on you.

Speaking of rush, am I glad that's over.

It wasn't easy getting pledges.

We certainly didn't have much to choose
from.

Yes, have you seen a more tacky bunch of
girls? You know, some of them didn't

even have enough money for the
initiation fee.

Take that honey, Shane, for instance.

Did you know that she worked three years
as a car hop to get enough money to be

able to go to school?

Can you imagine a car hop?

Why, honey, we didn't know you were
there.

Don't you cry, honey.

We love you.

They're not worth the salt in your
tears.

Pie sorority turned us down, too.

But why?

Sororities are run by brainless,
conformist snobs.

You should be glad you're not involved
with them.

It's the last thing I do, I'm going to
find a way to get even with that melty

rag morn and the whole damn pie
sorority.

Mountain folks have a saying, the best
way to get back at a gal is to steal her

man away.

only steal Melody's boyfriend, but every
last man on campus. My sorority house

will look like a convent.

Give me an O.

Give me a T.

Give me an S.

That's A.

That's O.

Thank you.

Raise your right hand.

I promise to do everything within my
power using all

my abilities, talents, and assets to win
every man on campus

away from the pie sorority. So help me
hot!

So help me hot!

Repeat after me.

On my honor,

I will do my duty to uphold the high
moral standards

of Pi sorority, forsaking

all that is detrimental to our esteemed
reputation.

Thank you.

And in conclusion, let me remind you
that Pi

stands for perfectly ideal girls.

Perfectly ideal girls?

Melody, that smells pig.

Cynthia.

Women. Perfectly ideal women.

Looks

good,

don't you think?

I think it looks hot. Saturday,

what?

Wow!

Look at the boom -booms on her!

Her feet would have to be fantastic.

Here's about her feet.

Oh,

hot. Does that mean they're in heat?
They act like it. After all, they are

Does that mean what I think it means?

What do you think it means?

Hands off those suckers.

outrageously to score.

Would you like me to tell you what it
really means?

Yeah.

How about that?

All right!

Hey,

far out. Just playing your party.

Besides you and me.

I mean my band.

You can play this gig. We're free that
day.

Free? Great.

Price is right. You're on.

Y

'all

gonna join us? Join you? Y 'all falling
apart.

Oh, no, Richie, but it looks like you
are.

Thank you.

she won't.

That's five dollars on no, and I need
your telephone number.

As her footsteps faded in the darkness,
she was on her way.

I knew she'd try to lose herself in the
lights of L .A.

Somewhere in the lights of L .A., she's
a -hopin' to see someone who can

give her the thing.

Once he can give her love to body, soul,
and mind.

Take it, Mikey.

a special bulletin. Two notorious
gangsters, Charles Engle and Bernard

Benny, escaped this afternoon from the
state penitentiary. They were part of

Great Jinx robbery, which netted a
quarter of a million dollars, which has

been recovered.

Their former partner, Gimpy Gillespie,
died in prison last week. Full details

the... That Gimpy had no class dying
from an inkwell toenail. What?

I thought you said the Green Gang got
him. Gang Green? How many times I got to

tell you, Bucks? It is Gang Green.

Gang Green, Green Gang. What's the
difference?

Either way, he looked an awful funny
green.

Yeah, just like the color of all that
money that's just waiting for us in the

house over there.

What if somebody's living there now?

Are you kidding? Who would live in that
dump, huh? Who?

Oh, Clefton, I'm glad you're here.

I'm all puckered out.

Wow, look at all that dough right.

You keep this up. We're going to get the
roof of the house fixed.

That's the problem. I can't keep it up.

What a bet.

Granny's recipe gives every one of us.

Come on, you.

Come on, gang.

I've got a hot game for you that's
really going to get you going.

Charlie. Yeah? That can't be the house.

Why not? It's the perfect spot for the
money.

It's hot, too. Come on.

Too bad Gimpy kicked a bucket before he
could tell us where in the house it was

stashed.

Hot

stuff

for sale!

Get your hot stuff now!

Things really changed while we were in
the can, Charlie.

Remember how the only way you could
peddle hot stuff was through a fence?

Yeah.

You got an extract to life?

It's that.

I'm so glad we were invited to Dean
Chase's party.

All the really important people are
going to be there.

Yeah, well, it really is quite an honor.

Hey, um, why didn't Cynthia come?

Oh, she was bushed.

I don't think they're so hot.

next quarterly seminar if you get my
drift.

Oh, do you want to serve some hors d
'oeuvres over here?

Greener? Yes. Some hors d 'oeuvres?

I am so glad that you both could make it
today.

Model students.

This is Melody Ragmore, president of our
inter -sorority council.

And this is Douglas Shannon, who is
president of the FU student body.

We're having our little music.

to the family cesspool.

With her death -defying leap, displaying
her incredible courage, displaying her

stupendous skill, displaying her
enormous... Boy, they are enormous.

Oh, my God, she's lost her... direction.

She's headed towards the dean's house.

Holy mother, McCree.

Goldstein, you won't believe what's
skydiving.

You mean skin diving.

I'm telling you.

inches have already counseled.

Charges Hotts with moral misconduct.

Everyone knows what Hotts stands for,
and it's disgusting.

Quiet!

I'll have no more of this.

Now sit down.

Now, I have it on very good authority.

that Hotz stands for hold on to S

-E -X.

Wait a minute!

We haven't been given a chance to
present our side.

Boom Boom, uh, Henrietta Bang
accidentally lost her bikini top, and

pilot will testify to that.

And Hotz does not stand for hold on to
sex.

No one has ever asked asked us what HOTS
does stand for.

And now we feel it's time to show you.

Exhibit A, everyone meets Slicky.

Unlike sorority names, which are Greek
to everyone anyway, And being that we

primarily an environmental organization
for seals, we wanted a name that would

be representative in benefiting the
ecology.

Help out the seals?

You've got to be kidding.

And what about the wild goings -on at
your hotch party?

It was a fundraiser to help save the
seals.

I'd call it more of a hellraiser.

Regardless. If Hotz is to remain at this
university, you must maintain the

standards set up by all our sororities.

But we're not a sorority.

Why must we conform to sorority rules?

Because you are conducting yourselves as
one.

Therefore, it is absolutely essential
that you conform to the standard

procedures. Number one, you must have a
house mother.

Number two.

You must maintain a passing grade point
average.

And number three, no motion in elegance.

Now, if these procedures are not
followed, Hutz will have to disband.

My girls should have thought twice
before they spiked my food.

I can just taste so much...

You're crazy, Mad Dog! You are crazy!

They don't call me Mad Dog Slate for
nothing.

Besides, all successful war campaigns
have been fought from the air.

Up in the air!

Up in the air, upside down. Up in the
air, Junior Birdman.

You can't keep a good dog down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Would I like a piece of that?

of loving care.

I bet these girls gonna be something
else.

Let me check this thing out.

I know you want to make a statement
about this homecoming queen, but our

candidate is just so bizarre.

That's the point.

She'll get every liberal vote on campus.

stand a chance of winning now.

Here for his jacket?

Douglas Shannon.

That's Melody's boyfriend.

I'll give it to him.

Boy, will I give it to him.

Hi, Doug.

Hello. Sorry Boom Boom couldn't give it
to you personally, but she's sick in bed

with a chest cold.

Well, with the Boom Boom, that could be
serious.

I was just about to go for a swim.

I'd love to have you join me.

Yeah.

I don't have my suit.

Oh, John. Oh, John.

Oh,

John. Oh,

John.

Oh, Cynthia.

Oh,

Cynthia.

Oh, Cynthia.

Oh,

Cynthia.

You son of an asshole.

Don't start with me!

Thank you.

Okay, I think I almost got it. Okay,
one, push. Two, three.

Cynthia,

you don't have to broadcast it.

As most of you will see, the results of
your examination are quite

disappointing. It's amazing.

This should be your best subject.

as familiar as you all are with the
human body.

And anyone who has been exploiting
anatomy the way that you hot girls have

should certainly know their subject.

And you had better shape up.

Hey, Professor, the shape is up.

And now, today's exciting episode of
Hour of Despair.

Oh, Suzanne.

Everyone has left me.

Harvey has run off with Barbara.

I'm sorry.

That's all right over here, Donna.
Listen, go right ahead.

Wherever you're going, enjoy yourself.
Thanks, Mom.

I'll get it. See ya.

Don't worry about it. I love you, too.

I must... I must somehow pick up the
pieces of my shattered life.

Well, since you picked my pieces, I sure
wish you'd come over here and pick up

some of these.

Good morning, little lady of the house.
This is your lucky day. Well, it's about

time. Yes.

The Acme Robot Company, of which I am a
representative, has chosen you to

receive one free day's service by...
Ronnie DeLoto.

A robot?

Sure. He looks like a fugitive from a
tin can factory to me.

But he dusts, he vacuums, he washes.

In fact, he does just about every
household show imaginable.

Does he do windows? I do not do windows.
Windows do not compute.

But he does just about everything else,
and it looks like you could use a little

help. I do not do windows.

Well, I guess he don't do windows.

All right, but let me tell you
something.

This had better be good.

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

Easy, does it?

Right through the door here, Ronnie.

Right there's good.

There. Now let me show you how easy it
is to operate Ronnie the Robot.

First we disconnect this, and we put
this here, and we use the vacuum miter

to hook up.

And once we get this in place, we hit
our extender buttons.

We are ready to operate.

And there we are.

Okay, Ron. There we are.

Our robot.

Cleaning house.

Now, what they gonna think of you?

And don't worry, lady. We're gonna clean
out this place real good.

Easy, easy, easy. Now, you clean up.
I'll look for the stash.

I do not do windows.

Would you knock it off?

Flinky, don't ignore me.

Here you go.

I suppose you girls know that if you do
as poorly on the next test, you will

have failed my class.

Yes, we know, Professor.

Hello.

Hello,

Professor. Are you girls going down?

All the way.

All right.

They're in.

Watch.

I can't. The doors are closed.

We're stuck between floors. We're... Oh,
girls. Oh, girls.

Oh, girls.

Where is the damn elevator?

How far have you gotten with Professor
Williams?

Dead end.

All his or yours?

Let's face it, Cynthia. He's only
interested in one thing.

His work.

It looks like you've been putting in a
lot of overtime.

Well, because we did, do we pass without
a right?

A -plus, definitely A -plus. Oh, I had
no idea that your knowledge of anatomy

was so widespread.

Oh, definitely A -plus.

This thing's heavy. Almost got it, just
a minute.

He used to be the star of his own TV
series until his ratings dropped and he

canceled. What are you doing, babe?

Yeah, I thought he looked familiar.
Yeah, man, I bet those people don't even

know he's in this movie.

Very cute little bear.

The creeps don't even know he's missing
yet. Okay, we're so close.

Let's get out of here, man.

Hey! Give us our band back!

Say, what say we go over to the Hot's
house, huh? Yeah, all right.

What do you say, Bear? Hot's, huh?

Okay.

Oh, hi.

Hi,

guys. Hey.

Uh, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, this is clearly a case of
mistaken identity.

Steal our bear, you dumb... Hit him, hit
him, you dumb... Sucker, you didn't...

I don't think you're going to get away
with this, you son of a... Bet you

thought you would, you smartass. Ask Mad
Dog what he did with our bear. He's

going with a pea brain.

That's a real good idea. Why don't you
ask Mad Dog?

Bear?

What bear?

I haven't seen a bear since you and
Cynthia.

Not with this bear shit. Open the...

Wait for me!

Thank you.

Oh, the food looks wonderful.

It looks too good to eat.

I know, I made that your favorite dish.

Oh, did you put honey on it?

No, I...

I really hate to leave you, but... Then
don't.

No, no, look.

I'm present in a frat.

I have to go.

Look, I'll, um... I'll walk you to the
door, okay?

No, it's okay.

You just run along.

Who's early?

You sick?

Yeah, sick of Melody Ragmore. And I bet
she's giving that party just to get Doug

back. Well, quit crying.

Let's do something about it.

Like what?

Does honey put out?

We ought to have some decent food under
those silly little cans of tea.

That's the pan up.

to a bottle and a small hot bird.

Hey, Richie, you already have a small
hot bird.

me you

What taking them so long? They should
have been here by now.

Jock, you've got to be kidding.

out what's going on.

This time they have gone too far.

Just what we plan to do if you ever come
snooping around here.

We'll put planning into action.

Boom, boom, go get the drinks.

Carrie, bring them out here.

You mean we're really going to do it?

Come on, Fred.

What a lovely surprise.

Won't you sit down?

Well, uh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Well...

Take

one. Really?

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Is

that

all?

That's all.

Unless, of course, you have a pair of
men's shorts I can borrow.

Why, no, sir.

What would we be doing with a pair of
men's shorts?

Why, indeed.

Well, I guess that's all.

All right. You just make yourself at
home, and we'll tidy up your clothes.

You're going to catch your death of
cold.

Don't try to con me. Don't con me. I
know you're hiding a still up there.

Well, you're mistaken, sir. There's just
some old nasty bees up there.

And I suppose everybody just happens to
have a bathtub hidden in their attic?

Well, I suppose they don't. But they
don't have our leaky roof either.

What's under that blanket?

Oh, it's empty.

It hasn't rained up here in a long time.

Dean?

Dean!

You hot girls.

You think you can get whatever you want
by flaunting and you're teasing?

Well, now it's my turn.

Now I'm going to get what I want from
you.

I think he's caused us enough trouble.
Let's go home, man. I'm tired.

Over here.

Get over here.

Give it to me.

You just give me what I want, and you're
going to get...

Anything so disgusting.

You know, you can't let those hotskills
show you up.

John's right.

Let's go.

Okay.

Hey, I would like to volunteer to wet
him down.

This isn't just a contest to see how
good you look in a wet t -shirt. Oh, no,

no, no, no.

But how well they move.

How well you move in one.

Shake.

Shake it.

Shake.

Shake it.

Shake it up. Shake it up. Shake it.

Shake.

Shake.

Shake. Shake it up.

Shake, shake it.

Shake it, shake it.

Shake it, shake it.

Shake it up, shake it up. Shake it,

shake it.

Shake it up, shake it up.

Sensational.

Sensational? I'm sure you weren't
talking about her dancing.

Go cool off!

I think that's kind of rough.

Can't take it, huh?

Well, you hot girls should be pretty
used to being touched and tackled.

the right big mouth you asked for.

Just to make it more interesting, we'll
say that every time a team scores a

touchdown, the opposing team has to take
off a piece of clothing.

What?

Can't take it, huh?

Oh, yeah?

Well, you'll be the one that's taking
it.

something they don't. Yeah, the captain
of the FU football team.

Macho man will teach us his best moves.

Yeah, all of his huddles and passes.

Okay, this is called the plunge of the
middle play.

Now to execute it, you need good blocks
up front to open up the hole.

Macho man, are you sure we're talking
about football?

Hey, come on, let's go run one. Let's
go.

me down so many times

stumbling through the tender years

a girl goes through sometimes

more than i could be

I need another drink.

Would you like anything?

Yeah, but it's not in the cooler.

Hey.

Here, have one on me.

Thanks. Sure.

Still gonna make it with Tammy, huh?

She's hot stuff. You'll enjoy yourself.

I know I did.

Boy, did you hear that creep?

Yeah.

Richie is always pulling that kind of
crap.

Yeah.

It's time somebody taught him a lesson.

I've got an idea.

If you're willing to go along with it.

Boy, oh boy, am I willing.

Somebody mine Who found his love for you
And now you feel

You've reached the end Well, I know,
girl

What you're going through Just how much
You need a

friend Someone who cares Someone who
understands

Just how bad Bad luck

I want to help you.

If you can help yourself, you can help
yourself to me.

How do I look?

Wow, just like Honey's twin sister. It's
perfect.

Can you believe anyone is as big as O
'Hara?

No. How do I look?

A little more, and even O 'Hara's mother
won't even know the difference.

With these disguises, we'll be able to
go through the Hott's house unnoticed.

Right. And then we'll put some of this
itching powder into their uniform.

They won't know what to do first
tomorrow, scratch or pass.

Hey, tell Sam I'm here and ready to eat.

Are you sure it's gonna work

How did you ever con the professor out
of his video equipment?

I told him I was doing an in -depth
exposé on the sex life of campus

Good?

How about another bowl?

Are you kidding? I just had two.

Coffee? Yes,

please. Keeps me up at night.

We'll see.

That was some meal.

Then I guess everything you make is
great.

Well, yeah.

The best part.

Yet to come.

Hi, Macho Man.

Hey, don't worry. He's just on his
period.

Hey, what's going on?

There's a really good show coming on.

You look great in red.

Well, thank you.

It's one of my favorite colors. I wear
it all the time.

Hey, look at that guy.

He looks just like Richie. That is
Richie. What's he doing?

He's not fucked.

Of course, it's no sound. Somebody turn
it up.

Oh, yeah?

Why, why, why not?

Because it would be cheating.

On who?

Mad Dog? I won't tell. Did you tell him?
No.

Good. On Terry.

Terry. Terry, why does she have to know?

Because you're having an affair with
her.

What? No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

I heard you tell Macho Man you were.

At the beach party.

Oh, that. Don't worry about that. I was
just putting the overgrown hunk of lard

on. Hey, where's that guy? I'll kill
him. No, wait.

He's dead already. Now watch.

You know, Terry, she's so crazy about
that jerk, she don't even look at

guy.

Now let me show you what a real macho
man looks like.

You're in for a treat.

They're actually watching it.

Those perverts.

Oh, I love to do that to Honey Shane.

Oh, it's too bad we don't have a razor.

Who says we don't?

Shh.

On to the hot sound.

Oh, think how happy it'll make Melody.

Oh, aren't they ever going to leave?

Shh.

I'm going to sneak around back.

See if I can get in.

Okay.

Yeah.

This stuff is foul enough to rust your
pipes.

Pink. And itch.

Hey,

you guys.

Now we got her all tied up.

Let's find out if she's ticklish. I
think that's a good idea.

I just wanted to show up there.

Hey, Bucks.

Who the hell are you?

Oh, uh, pest control, miss. I'm looking
for Bucks. I'm in here.

We better find that girl before she
blows the whistle on us. Right, Charlie.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the Ferrenville

Game of the Year.

and bringing you the play -by -play with
Reggie Walker doing the color.

Give me a T!

Give me an I!

What's that sound?

My girls look in really good shape,
Doug. I've heard they've had a 3 a .m.

curfew. Well, now that's really towing
the line.

Well, it is a big game. At least for the
losers.

And the hot team is taking the field.

There's a lot of time.

Well, Richie, you've seen these girls in
action. What can we expect?

Well, Douglas, I can safely say that
we're going to see more of these girls

we've ever had before.

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Each player began this game

with exactly four pieces of clothing.

And each time a team scores, all members
of the opposing team must give us a

piece.

I know what I'm going to do with mine.
Happy plans for yours?

I thought dinner might be...

Come on, John. Let's go. Maybe she needs
some help.

had a tail.

I wasn't so lucky for you.

You think there's any other reason why
I'm here?

Great coat.

Looks hot.

I used to deal with that first myself.

Nice beard.

Centuries.

I can't go.

When you make that license, go sin.

stadium, the football stadium.

Goldstein, call the fire department.

that's

She packed her dreams, closed her
suitcase, closed her heart and mind.

And she turned her head to keep from
looking at the tears that I was crying.

As her footsteps faded in the darkness,
she was on her way.

I knew she'd try to lose herself in the
lights of L .A.