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Radio!

I am a roamer, a soulful loamer, who searches all

around, above and in the ground, for spices tender, to grace

my blender, to garnish my dishes so profound.

Yes.

Come to daddy, my beauty.

Through you, my beauty, the goddess

Gaia will breathe new life into my cuisine.

What are you doing here?

I'm a chef collecting herbs.

Same as I've done for years.

Who are you?

Are you blind or an idiot?

I'm Dolph, new head ranger.

The bush pig with the badge.

I'm arresting you for removing indigenous flora, you old scavenger.

I've got a license, hippo guts.

Oh, Sonny Frank.

Oh, well, frankly, Sonny.

Oh,

charming, old hippo guts. You say that again, you're going to be hanging on my

wall in my trophy room.

Eat a little gut?

Panter!

What?

I'll kill you with my bare hands, you bundle of guts!

Damn!

You stupid bastard!

Bad luck, hippo gut.

This old horse of mine can run on a flat tire.

Where the hell is my clothes?

Seventh porcupine hole on your left.

You, my friend, are going to do the naked toady front on the way back to the

village. Okay.

And you, my friend, are going to sleep with a hyena.

One day, Fanny Frank.

One day.

And Eve, naked, approached naked Adam.

And Eve gave the forbidden fruit to Adam.

Too many?

And Adam hit the apple tree.

Okavango sumac. Zing your taste buds.

Honey!

Table six wants a word with the chef.

Is

it

a word or phrase?

Yes. Then you may speak.

This is the most wonderful curry I've ever tasted.

Sunny Frank at your service.

Frank by name, Frank by nature.

What you see is what you get. Thank you.

You know, I can taste jeera in here.

No, no, no, my darling. There's no jeera in there.

I can also taste jeera in there.

There's no jeera in there.

You are insulting my cooking. I can taste your... Trust me, I'm a bit of a

foodie. Trust me, you're a bit of a moron. Are you looking for a smack?

Is it here?

Is it there? Now, wait just one minute.

Relax.

I've got this.

Don't worry.

It's totally, totally normal.

before I feed you to hyenas.

Hyenas? Yeah.

Hyenas. Fresh boy and dog meat.

And you.

Where are my glasses?

You wop ho.

He's right.

I'm as dumb as a donkey.

Mr. Frank, it's one week you've been working and already you're late.

Good morning to you too, Mr. Manny.

Where do you come from? I was a chef on the Shungalolo Express.

And now you are a dishwasher in hell.

Stand very still.

One could restring a tennis racket with these babies.

Pest control.

Exterminate that cockroach in the road. Squirt him poison.

Poison on you, you hairy back.

Walk on, son.

Walk on.

Through the jungle I dreamed I was blind.

A magnificent creature lay dying.

At her side, her corpse softly cried.

As her life was split in two ways.

Could I have a look at the classifieds in your newspaper, please? Thanks,

old -timer.

Railway chef with experience in high -class cuisine.

Required on Rovo's rail. Contact Cyril at... Hello,

dog. Peaky for you.

And now, fearless, why you cry?

Your shadow make you frightened?

Can I have my go -go's pension, please?

No, hello, Mrs. Manny. No big smile.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Manny.

They killed Reini's mommy.

Who's Reini?

Baby Reini. Reino? Reini. They killed Reini's mommy.

Poachers?

Monsters. Monsters.

Why do they do that?

People think that the rhino horn, they did it.

All the disease.

Doesn't fix nothing.

Mumbo -jumbo.

Mumbo -jumbo.

Thank you.

Hey, kid.

Walk on. Take what's yours.

You, cockroach. Why are you still alive?

I got to use your phone.

You owe me 300 rand wages.

Old wolf.

South Africa has once again appealed to the government of Nambodia to crack down

on the trade of rhino horns as poachers continue to kill thousands of rhinos

every year.

Nambodia remains the number one destination for illegal rhino horns.

Mr. Manny, Nambodia, where is Nambodia?

Go to China, turn right. When you see the big sign that says Nambodia, you're

there. Hello, is that subtle?

I'm phoning about the position as chef on Robot Rail.

You've probably heard about me, funny prank.

I have with me now the Nambodian ambassador, Mr. Twain. Sir, Nambodia is

world's largest consumer of rhino horn. Which is why we are hosting the

International Rhino Horn Trade Conference and is due to begin in three

the Nambodian Embassy in Pretoria.

Pretoria. You'll interview me? Head office, Pretoria, three days from now.

You won't regret this.

We are marching to

Pretoria.

Pretoria. Now I want to see you not again, not forever. I count five.

You can't count to two.

You're right.

One.

Rubbish. I'm not scared of anyone.

I wish I could be brave like you.

Yes, sir.

It's not for you, Don. I'm going to go to Victoria and I'm going to tell them

you give me this job or else.

I'm going to get to Nambodia and I'm going to tell the president you stop

poaching rhino or else. Good man. Do it.

Do you really think the president will listen to me?

Go away, kid.

Okay, maybe not the president, but the ambassador, that guy you saw on TV.

What's an ambassador?

Ambassador is like a restaurant, okay?

The chef is the president, the waiters go out to the tables, and they've got to

be nice to people. That is an ambassador.

Where are these tables?

All over the show, like you heard. Victoria, where are you going? That's

you're going, and I can come with you.

Not in a million, billion years.

I'm scared to go by myself.

Cry me a river.

I have enough money to go. I just need someone to take care of me.

You got money?

Yes. Come, I'll show you.

This is a Krugerrand.

Where did you get it?

My daddy left it for me. It's all I have.

But I would give it all if I can save the rhinos.

Listen, my boy.

Sonny Frank.

Big, big fan of rhinos.

And you have convinced me.

We're going to go to Pretoria, you're going to go to the ambassador, and I'm

going to go to my interview.

Okay, but you must come with me to the ambassador.

Sure, yes.

I'll tell you what.

We're going to kidnap him and hold him hostage.

What's a hostage?

A hostage is like a prisoner.

We kidnap the ambassador and hold him prisoner until he stops the poaching of

the rhinos.

Yes! Good boy. Shut up, Fleabag.

Sunny Frank, I'll meet you here for the bus tomorrow.

Deal? Deal.

Stand up and take what's yours.

We're going to save the rhinos.

We're going to save Sonny Frank.

Coco.

Coco.

Here's your pension money.

We're going away for a few days to Pretoria.

Who's Pretoria?

Here's Auntie Aggie's number.

Did you make a... Chitty made a poo -poo.

What did God say?

You know what he said? He said, shut up.

Fearless, come on. Come on. Come on, you're late.

Don't tell me Fleabag's coming.

Two tickets for me and him.

Hey, 100.

150. He's got the rest.

Now, you crazy.

Don't show them gold.

Oh, they've changed. Just give him no more money. I only have 100.

Hey, when I... When I... Oh, you've got more money. Get!

That's only enough for a child.

He's my friend.

He just gave him the role.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I just had to get to Pretoria. Oh, Pretoria.

Thank you.

What's wrong?

I'm back where I started.

In Samini Sanctuary.

This is where Rani and her mommy lived.

Before they... This is where it happened?

Okay, listen here. This is what we're going to do.

Game farm means rich tourists.

So we're going to sell the coin and ka -ching!

We're in a limo in an hour and in Victoria by sunset, okay?

Okay. Let's go and save someone else.

Electric fence.

Check the insulation.

Army engineer.

Many talents.

Wait here.

Yes!

Yes!

You can do this. Here in Exeric.

Yes!

What now, God?

That American chick doesn't stand a chance, huh?

Hands up.

How about I take you for a private game drive, Ruby baby?

We might just see some mating.

You see?

No more electric.

Off you go.

I'm also hungry.

Let's eat dog.

Jokey.

Shh. What?

Honey bird.

So where... Honey badger.

You! You wait your turn.

Foot back.

Pillows, pillows.

Look.

What? Bees! No, let's get out of here. No, no, no.

Let me tell you a story.

True fact.

I learned this when I was hunting for Schlegel's Franklin eggs in Zambia.

Special banquet for the queen's visit.

The honey badger was led to the hive by the honey bird.

They work together.

Exactly like you and me.

You see, the honey badger's got very thick fur.

And the only place it can be stung is on its bum and on its nose. So what it

does, it clams its tail over its bum and hides its nose under its armpit. Then

he reverses towards the hide. And at the last moment, he lifts his tail, he jams

his bum in there, and he farts the most terrible smells.

The bees go crazy, the queen bees especially, and they die and they faint.

Honey Badger takes the honey.

And leaves a little bit to the honey bird.

So why did you chase the honey badger away?

Because I want the honey for us.

What a piece of luck.

No!

Don't eat that stuff. It gives you the blackheads.

That's why I'm eating it.

It's called the one, two, three. Gogo knows these things.

Why is it called one, two, three?

One, two, three!

Down! Now you better hurry!

Poachers. No, Beauty. Father Christmas.

In October?

Aye, aye.

A man tired of the dog.

I don't have a tail, so I keep my zip closed until the last moment.

Sunny, honey, better.

God save our gracious queen.

God save...

We meet again.

Are you allergic to bees, sir?

No. Why?

You're going to die, Baba.

You've been bee -headed.

Check the mirror.

Not me. No allergy here.

I once was stung by a queen bee and all her subjects.

And I am not allergic to bees.

If you're not dead in 30 minutes, you'll be alive.

Buddy boy, you are going to be behind.

Push big with a bag.

Uncle, you're quelling a con down.

Let's go.

Let us go. We need to speak to the ambassador.

Shut up.

Blood and water for you. You're the one that needs a diet.

And if you make me miss my interview, I'll unscrew your head, season it with

salt and pepper, and stick it up your... Crack your legs.

What?

Nothing, nothing.

Inside. Go.

Inside.

I can breathe again.

Why did you eat our money?

Because that dove would have confiscated us.

You've got to beat it out now. Because that's all we have and it's lying in

tummy. Not again.

There's nothing left down there.

Which is a good thing.

It's a Krugerrand.

Hey.

Probable fake. Just like you.

You know how you taste it.

Bite it.

I know that.

Get it in there.

Taste it with your tongue.

Tastes very funny.

Hello there, Sonny.

Ruby.

Ruby, you know this criminal?

I don't know the little one, but I know the ugly one.

He's dangerous.

I knew it. In his own mind, chef to the rich and famous, answer to the dreams of

lonely maidens.

You don't think it's guilty?

Only of arrogance and being a very fine chef.

Thank you.

Let him go.

I'm watching you.

Rather watch your back.

And you, young man, what's your story?

I'm with him.

He's a very good friend of mine. And we've got a plan to save the rhino.

Used to be a very good friend of mine, Ronnie.

I love Fearless. I mean, what a story.

I'm going to buy his coin from him, encourage him.

Provided that you're not actually planning to kidnap the ambassador.

Are you?

Don't be crazy. As soon as we get to Pretoria, he will realize himself that

is impossible.

Let's hope so, because you're crazy enough to do anything.

And still crazy for you.

And what's with this thing between you and Dolph?

Passionate, rampant, intense dislike.

And what are you doing back here?

I'm a bit of a big deal in international conservation these days.

That's why Dolph sucks up to you. I'm here to oversee a huge anti -poaching

operation. Wow, you hot son.

Dog better not find you here, or he'll be very angry.

But why is he so mean to you?

Maybe it's because I can't see clearly.

And he thinks I'm useless.

Let's take food like the doctor tests my global. How about that?

All right.

How many fingers?

Yeah, well, you need to tell me when you have them up.

They're ready up.

I told you, it doesn't work.

You know they can fix me.

Just one zap with the laser and I can see just like an eagle.

But it's too expensive.

Morning, Ruby.

I loved the time with you last night.

Good luck with the new job, sonny.

I'll look you up.

And down.

You should be so lucky.

Next time I see you, beans on your bum is going to be the least of your

Oh, man, your breath smells of food.

Boys, play nice.

Fearless. Be careful. Be fearless.

I will. Thank you for buying my coin, Rudy.

Bye. Tiny, I promise I'll come back. Don't worry, Felix.

I'll keep an eye on her.

Ah, blind eye.

Dolphy, by the way, you remember that Krugerrand? You know, you searched me,

remember? So I know you're a thief, so I swallowed it.

And then I hooped it out.

Just before you put it into your mouth.

You like some?

Don't be mad.

Civilization.

How much?

One hundred.

I settle.

Bunny Frank here. I applied for the job of chef on robot rail.

Now sure, I can beat it or not. I came down for it actually.

We

can't

look.

I've got a dress up for the ambassador.

Hey,

how much are they?

Fifty bucks.

Try them on. It's free to try.

Where you get them?

From the Mochoari.

Mochoari?

From dead corpses.

Also a favourite in Aussie, but there they served them without her brains.

You've met a gonadier, my babies.

Mmm.

Delectable. How much?

Fifty -five, sir.

Do you know this address?

For the Nambodia Embassy.

That's the train station.

No, we first go into the Nambodia Embassy.

Little kid, we're going past the embassy now, quickly, to do a recce, like I

said. And then I've got to go to my interview.

And then we do what we came here for.

Right, like I said.

Because we're partners, like you said.

Yes, yes, yes.

No good. Let's go.

What are you guys doing here? Ricky's over.

Click. Photographic memory.

And what's our plan? I think you better leave.

We come back tomorrow.

We want to see that back... Sorry, mate. It's kids.

You have to tell us to stop killing the rhino.

Stop killing the rhino.

Get quiet.

Stop killing the rhino.

We thought this was the Australian embassy, mate.

Can't be. No sheep.

Get out of here.

Sorry, mate. You know me.

You're not right.

Help me. It was a stupid plan.

It was your idea to kidnap the ambassador.

Jan, you had to start shouting, save the bloody rhino.

All you've done is lie.

Why do you lie?

Bad things happen, even to rhinos. Give me my money.

I'll pay you back.

I don't want your money.

I needed your help.

Sorry.

I'm just trying to help the rhinos.

Come in.

Hi.

Sunny Frank.

Hi, Sunny. Welcome.

Nice shirt.

Thank you. Give me a moment.

If your skills are what you say they are, you're on the train.

They call me Sonny Soufflé.

Ah, lecker, Sonny Soufflé. Thank you, sir.

Good news, honey. You want to hear some good news?

Yes.

You've got the job. You can start right away.

Like tomorrow?

Like right away.

You've got your stuff? Go and check in.

Here's the job offer. I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the package.

Just have a quick squeeze if you don't mind.

Funny? I don't want to jump.

Sorry?

Yes, I am.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

Baboomtoos, God, I'm sorry to bother you.

I just want to stop the suffering of all the rhinos.

Like little Riny, whose mummy was killed and her horn

was chopped.

Baboomtoos, I ask Baboomtoos.

help the rhinos.

But also help me.

I'm trying to be brave, but I'm so small.

There's this kid named Fearless.

I know

what we're going to do.

where to come.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Believe me, I would.

I'm sorry, fearless.

I walked away from you, my only real friend. I'm so sorry.

Allergy.

City pollution.

We will kidnap the ambassador.

Good feedback.

Yes. We're going to walk on team.

What am I doing here?

We're gonna be in big trouble.

Fearless?

What does an idea feel like? Huh?

I think I'm getting lost.

50 rand?

Sir, can you give me something to eat, please?

I haven't had anything in two days' time.

I've got a headache from hunger.

You give me a headache.

And it's going to get worse.

What's going on back there?

Tony, you don't want to know.

Oh, help me.

Hi, Gov.

License, please.

Minister of Thoughts and Culture.

Don't do it, Gov.

What's happening back there?

Wait, wait, wait.

Thank you. Enjoy your day. Thank you.

Well, we're here.

disappointed in you, Doug.

Very disappointed.

No, he's a champ.

She's out. We're in.

You smell

like a zoo.

I'll get you for that strange face.

Hi. Hello.

Are you from Cambodia?

Yes, I am.

You're very handsome.

Well, thank you.

Well, I think you're handsome.

I usually wear glasses, but I decided to give them at home today.

You know.

Feel it.

Feel it.

Yes,

yes. I'll see you later.

Let's look for clues. Come.

Just don't come back.

If he comes back, what do we do then?

You hide in this cupboard.

But what about hostaging him?

Okay, if he sits down at his desk, you clobber him on the head with this thing,

okay?

I'm frightened.

Then stay in the cupboard.

I'll be back.

I gotta go, Ricky.

Ronnie, this is for your mummy.

All I can tell you for absolute certain is that he doesn't belong here.

Is that him?

Yes, it is.

Come in, come in.

We did all set up.

Shoot first. You see rhino horn, you take it. That's your motto.

Here's your act.

Two million.

What is your motto?

Superb. It's in the hole.

Ah.

Darling, come and check.

Good night.

You happy?

A pleasure to do business with you.

Good luck.

Ambassador. Go.

Yes, yes.

Now I can hear.

You'll have to speak up.

I'm listening.

Good, good.

My auntie, I'll show you who's who in a second.

Excuse me.

Do you have a tissue for weight, please?

Thank you.

Thank you.

He'll be back.

Sonny.

Sonny. Oh, dear.

And now, little Riny is without a mommy because of you. You, Mr. Ambassador.

How would you like it if someone just...

I'm very sorry about this, Your Highness. I love your country,

way you stuffed up those Americans.

What's going on?

We've hunted him. Oh, no, no, no, no. Sonny, you said that... Are

you all right? Sonny!

He's leading a group of mercenaries that's going to bring the biggest

operation ever down. The ambassador is paying for it. Call the police!

We're helping the rhinos. No!

The ambassador said shoot first and then take the horn. That's what you said.

That's our policy. Shoot first.

Shoot the poachers first before they shoot the rhinos.

Dolph's anti -poaching operation starts tomorrow.

So it's all sorted then.

Now, you again. Remember their kidnapping plan?

It wasn't mine.

Call the police! Lock them up!

Ambassador, we heard their plan back at the lodge. We never dreamed they would

actually... Take them back from where they came! Lock them up there! Down! My

plan is there.

Let's go.

Clean him!

Clean him!

First thing in the morning, they'll be back behind bars.

Breaking and entering.

Attempted kidnapping.

Revious bodily harm.

The boy might get off, but you, Sonny, five years behind real bars.

Ruby, I'll see you when it's over.

Yeah. We're off. Have an hour.

Good luck, doll. Do it.

Do it.

I'm sorry I messed up your party.

I'll get you a good lawyer, Sonny. You'll get off.

And I'll cook you the best dinner of your life.

Deal. Deal.

Fearless. I wish more people were as brave and as innovative as you.

Thank you.

I'll see you guys.

Fearless, I don't trust Dolph.

Sorry, Bill.

MacGyver.

You'll see.

I'm sorry. It all ended like that.

to save the rhinos.

I will never give up.

What about you?

Who cares?

Go visit Rhynie.

Come.

And in the end it was all for nothing.

And now we're back where we started.

I have to go and see my Gogo.

I'll visit you soon, Rhynie.

Please, just don't!

I'm sorry.

Rhynie, please!

Come, come, come, come, come, come.

All right.

Very good.

Very good.

All right.

Guys, we all get it.

All right.

Hold one.

Let's go.

Let's

go.

Is he gone?

I don't know.

Look at Dog.

He's agitated.

Something's wrong.

Dog!

What's wrong?

Dog's truck was parked here.

The elevator's gone with him. But why?

He could get himself killed. I don't know.

But I want to find out.

Ronnie, what's going on?

I'm going after them.

This is wrong.

Wrong.

Beauty, do you like money?

Then think about your money.

If you have money, you can go live in Dubai, hey? And be like a black...

You don't need brains for that, eh?

Who is your boss?

You are. Yes, I am. You work for me.

And everything I do is right.

Everything I say is true. Like Zuma. You got that right.

Don't forget that. Don't forget that.

The way she was going to stay behind.

We thought I'm never going to see you again.

Dolph is not a ranger. He's the biggest poacher on earth.

And I heard the men talking.

What? They're not going to save the rhinos, son. They're going to kill them.

They're all poachers.

Dolph. We have to stop them.

They armed mercenaries, fearless.

It's up to us.

Ruby. Yes, I found him. Thank God.

Listen, these men are the poachers.

And Dolph is in... Hello?

Ruby! Tell the police... Damn!

We're going back. What? No!

Fearless, if we tangle with those men, they're going to kill you, me, Dog, and

little Riny.

Dog, come with me.

Riny, you stay with him.

Fearless!

where they go.

And then I'll call Ruby again and she'll tell the cops. Now that's really a good

plan.

Who's this?

Maybe a scout or a corrupt official.

Beauty. Why is she with them?

She doesn't look happy.

First thing in the morning.

Before first light.

Those guys will be killing rhinos.

Ruby.

Come on, come on.

Damn.

Damn, no signal.

Dog, what are you eating?

Mudwallas. Magic mushrooms.

These things affect your brain. You see things that aren't there.

They'll make dog go crazy.

They'll make a whole bloody army go mad crazy.

And put them to sleep.

Which might just double the balance.

I'm frightened.

Me too. Only fools don't get frightened.

Go, go.

What are you doing here?

Who are you with?

Nobody. Please, God, no.

That bastard.

How did you get here?

I came in your truck.

Beauty, protect!

And Nina, spread!

Find them!

Shoot them! Kill them!

And Nina, spread around.

fearless are now the mushrooms.

Find me watching.

Okay? Boys,

best light. Pow, pow, pow.

And we're out. All right?

Good. What did you do with Felix?

I give something that bastard Sonny will never forget.

And you, my beauty, you don't want to go that way.

Okay? Cookie?

Why you ask me, boss?

Masterchef!

Thank you.

Villas! Villas!

FIOLO!

Fearless.

Wake up.

Fearless. That way. Somewhere go.

Benny! Avenge your mother!

Okay. Um... All right.

I can't see you clearly.

stupid now.

Nice catch, beauty.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

You are the bravest man I have ever seen. And dog, you are a super flea

The Nambodian government will play our part in ending rhino poaching in Africa

and wiping out evil trade in rhino horn worldwide.

Thank you, Ambassador, for hosting this event.

Sunny, fearless, dog and rhino.

You did something so truly imaginative. It has given new impetus to saving our

rhino from extinction.

And now, the person who set this whole wonderful adventure in motion.

Fearless.

Fearless.

Come with me, Rani.

I am a child from the tribe called Pipo.

And I have this to say to the animal tribe.

with whom we share our earth.

Rani, I am so sorry for the pain

that we have caused to your tribe.

I am sorry about the greed

the cruelty and our killings.

Please forgive us.

And I pray to God of all the tribe that

he would lead us to a beautiful and better

beginning.

Thank you.

And I can see like an eagle.

Chef Sonny France, the place looks awesome.

I did it for you, Louie. Sonny, you did it for yourself.

Wow! Sonny, could you teach me how to do that?