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Detention again, Michael?

This is bullshit. I'm 19 years old. Like, I shouldn't have to be in

It's ridiculous you're 19 years old and still in high school.

Look at you, having to be monitored by me in the grade school classroom.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? What do you mean? I'm here.

Come on, smoking on campus?

Why don't you just move on with your life and graduate?

Just you and me and here. How much fun can that be?

You ever think maybe they'll just come here to hang out with you?

Huh? You ever think of that?

Maybe you're afraid to leave all of this behind.

It's called failure to launch.

Why don't you move on with your life and graduate?

Do you really want to be a 19 -year -old loser?

No.

Good. Then graduate.

Move on.

I have papers to grade. Why don't you study or something?

I don't even need to study. I'm passing all of my classes.

Fine. Sarah Wall.

a boyfriend.

Like I told you last time, that's none of your business, Michael.

Yeah, but prom's in two weeks.

You want to be my date?

Didn't you go to prom last year?

Yeah, but I'm a second year senior. I can go again. Besides, I am enrolled in

this school.

Sorry, of course.

Faculty can't date students, and they definitely can't go to prom with them.

Yeah, I respect that.

So, like, maybe you just want to hang out sometime?

Like, I could come over to your place.

Not a date. Just hanging out.

No, no, no.

And do what?

You know.

No. Do what?

I really have to tell you.

Fuck. Just let me come over and make him, like, fucking stuff.

It'll be hot.

It's not a date. Just some fun.

Nobody will know.

Just come right over and fuck me.

Easy as that?

Come on. You know I think you're hot.

I'm not a kid. I'm 19, for Christ's sake.

A 19 -year -old still in high school.

You don't know what you're getting into.

Oh, I know what I'm getting into.

And I want it.

You've got something special in there, and it's just for me.

Oh my god, that was hokey.

Yeah, I guess it kind of was. It's not a fucking movie or something.

No, seriously.

I know what it is, and I'm into it. I want it.

We're in a classroom.

Actually, we're in detention.

And we're the only two here. No one else is coming.

Huh...

Fuck. Oh my god, Michael.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

19 year old loser.