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Here's another Valentine's Day favorite.
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Love will keep us together... ♪
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Nope. I've got
enough things annoying me.
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And there's one right there.
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Oliver clearly has a problem
he wants to share,
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but he needs me to pull it out of him.
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Watch.
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Everything okay?
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Never better.
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Taylor has something she wants to ask me
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but is afraid I'll say no.
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If I seem agitated,
she'll wait till later.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Ohh! Just great!
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And my sweet little annoyance number 3.
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Anna-Kat, you don't need to spend
10 minutes on each Valentine card.
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But I want them to be nice
for kids in my class.
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Daddy said I should
take pride in my work.
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But that's not for stupid stuff,
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like made-up holidays.
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Manufactured romance
is just not my thing.
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I don't have the gene for it...
unlike some people.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Oh. To you, too, baby.
- Mm.
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So, Taylor tells me...
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We've got to go,
or I'll be late for volleyball!
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I'm team captain!
Team captain can't be late!
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Geez, Taylor.
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Let's save that level of panic
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for the first time you miss your period.
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Come on, let's move it, people.
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I know you have to write
your book proposal,
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so don't feel like you need to do
anything big for me this year.
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Big? What ever do you mean?
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Seriously, a card is all I need.
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Card it is.
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He's got something planned.
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Why couldn't he embrace
a more meaningful holiday?
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Groundhog Day is totally underrated.
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That thing predicts the future. Come on!
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So, tonight, there's a Valentine's
party at Casey Otis' house.
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Will her parents be there?
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Yes, both her moms and her stepmom.
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Lot of math on that.
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Can I go?
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Before I say yes,
I need to call and confirm
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that somebody will be there.
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Dad said the exact same thing,
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and he already called them
and talked to them.
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Well, if Dad cleared it,
then it's okay with me.
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Thank you, Mom! You're the best!
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Can I borrow your high heels?
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- No.
- You never let me do anything!
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What's in that box?
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Nothing.
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Valentine's Day.
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Spill it.
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You know what? Never mind.
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You don't really need this.
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Got it!
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Open this.
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Pretty!
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What does the "A" stand for?
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Did you buy this for Alice?
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O-li-ver!
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Yeah, but I'm having second
thoughts about giving it to her.
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I mean, we haven't talked about
boyfriend/girlfriend or anything.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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She'll think it's stupid
and tell her friends,
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and everyone will mock me
behind my back.
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Yeah, that could totally happen.
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Why don't you hold on to it,
feel out the situation,
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and then decide what to do
when you see her?
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That's a good idea.
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He said I had a good idea!
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Mark the date and the time!
Ring the bells!
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I'm not prepared for the level of stress
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that comes with this holiday.
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Yeah.
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Think about it.
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Kids giving out those candy hearts...
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"Be mine," "Kiss me"...
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it's encouraging
a generation of hookers.
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Katie, hookers don't kiss...
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unless you give them an extra $50.
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And I know that Greg is planning
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one of his elaborate romantic surprises.
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Quit showing off, Greg.
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You got the gig.
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Here's the thing.
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I get him a card, like a normal person,
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which, by comparison,
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makes me look like a terrible wife.
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Plus, his surprises
always tend to make a mess.
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Mm.
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It seems you and Greg
have different love languages.
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Say what, now?
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She bathes her crystals
in the light of a full moon.
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I think you're in great hands.
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Okay, there are five languages of love.
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For some people, love is quality time.
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Others need to experience
physical touch.
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Greg's language is affirmation.
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Uh-huh.
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And your language is irritation.
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Mm.
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You're not shy.
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Why don't you just tell Greg
you don't like his surprises?
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- Mm.
- I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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He puts so much work into it.
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But what I wish is for someone
to tell him what I really want
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for my Valentine's surprise
this year is no surprise.
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Richard and I do it right.
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He gives me an expensive watch,
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and then I'm a real bobcat in the sack.
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Don't take love for granted.
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If you don't maintain it,
it'll dry up on you.
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And then divorce you, take your Jaguar,
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and suddenly, your kids are vegetarian.
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Aw.
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It's Valentine's Day,
and you're all alone.
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Oh, no, no. No, don't worry about me.
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The bars tonight are gonna be full
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of sad, neglected Westport housewives
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looking for a little... understanding.
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I love that you can make
any word filthy.
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You prey on these women's
vulnerabilities.
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You're a love vulture.
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Hello?
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I should take this.
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Oh. I got to go.
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I need to listen
to that Adele breakup album
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and remind myself that I should
be happy that I'm not alone.
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- Hey, Alice.
- Hi.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Y-Yeah, I got to go. I'm late for class.
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School's over!
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But okay!
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♪ I'm down on my daydream ♪
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♪ That sleepwalk should be over
by now, I know ♪
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Hall and Oates.
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That's so Greg. He must have
a surprise waiting.
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Greg?
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Greg?
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A leaf blower?
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We are not having that "Give it all up
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and become gardeners
in Vermont" conversation again.
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The bedroom.
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Might as well go up
and get it over with.
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Hey.
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Looking for something?
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Just checking in.
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What do you know? He actually listened.
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Maybe now I can get him to stop
playing historical charades
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on Presidents' Day.
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I'm a little teapot?
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Taylor's a little teapot?
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Teapot Dome Scandal!
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I'm a teapot. You two watch "Scandal."
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How could you not get that?
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Yeah. Yeah, that's on us.
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You want to read the intro
to my book proposal?
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So bad.
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So, so bad.
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Can't now.
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But real soon.
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Why are you throwing out
all the Valentines
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you got from your class?
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They're just cruddy drugstore cards
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their parents signed for them.
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I'm a little down on love.
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Join the club.
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The hell with Alice.
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I think it's sweet
that you have a romantic side.
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You have a little bit
of your dad in you.
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By the way, why hasn't he done
anything for you this year?
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Where's the skywriting,
the marching bands?
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You guys having problems?
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What?!
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No!
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We're not having problems.
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Are we?
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Good, because if you two ever
went your separate ways...
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Oh, sweetie.
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I can't even imagine living
in something smaller than this.
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Katie, can you come here for a sec?
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That's probably it...
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Valentine's surprise in his office.
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No problems here.
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So, what can I do for you?
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Have you seen my lumbar support cushion?
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It's now Anna-Kat's pony bed.
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Anything... you have...
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going on... around here?
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No, just proofing my book proposal.
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Great.
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Oh, God.
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Have I neglected Greg for so long
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that our romance has dried up?
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Like that sponge below the kitchen sink
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that I never use but I never throw away?
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My ride to the party's here.
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Call us when you get there.
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And don't let anybody
cop a Valentine's feel.
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Uncomfortable. I'm leaving.
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And text us every hour.
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Don't you trust me?
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Yeah, but that whole cop-a-feel
thing really freaked me out.
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Okay. Well... I'll leave you alone.
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Oh! Who's this for?
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Oh. It's all yours.
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It must be a part of a bigger surprise,
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like the first clue of a
scavenger hunt is hidden inside.
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That was an odd thing to do.
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Just wanted to offer you half.
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You sure you don't want
to step on it first,
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maybe run it over with your car?
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Here's another Valentine's Day favorite.
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Love will keep us together... ♪
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Everything okay?
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Never better.
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Hey, Mom...
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Just great!
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Hi.
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Casey Otis is having a party
tonight, and...
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Is she the one whose father
got gender-reassignment surgery,
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then her mom left him
and married another woman?
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Right. Can I go?
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Will there be a mom, stepmom,
or trans-mom present?
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Totally... Mom asked the same thing,
and she already called to make sure.
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Well, if it's okay with her,
it's okay with me.
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Thank you!
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I'll just double-check.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Oh. To you, too, baby.
- Mm.
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So, Taylor tells me...
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We have to go, or I'll be late
for volleyball practice!
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I'm team captain!
Team captain can't be late!
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Geez, Taylor.
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Let's save that level of panic
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for the first time you miss your period.
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Come on, let's move it, people.
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I know you have to write
your book proposal,
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so don't feel like you need to do
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anything big for me this year.
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Big? Whatever do you mean?
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Seriously, a card is all I need.
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Card it is.
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It'll be the biggest one yet.
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You're a love vulture.
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Hello?
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Doris, it's Greg.
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I need to talk to you
without Katie knowing.
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I should take this.
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What do you need?
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Okay, I have a big Valentine's
Day surprise for Katie,
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but I'm not done setting up,
and I need you to stall her.
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Oh, Greg, maybe
you shouldn't surprise her.
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Oh, no, I do it every year.
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Oh, I know, but the thing is,
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all those over-the-top
productions you do...
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00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:40,712
she hates them.
265
00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:41,913
- Really?
- Yeah.
266
00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:43,414
She doesn't tell you
because she doesn't want
267
00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:44,649
to hurt your feelings.
268
00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:46,317
I clearly have no issue with it.
269
00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:48,052
Oh.
270
00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:51,222
Okay, well...
thanks for letting me know.
271
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:54,292
She just left, so whatever
dumb thing you're planning,
272
00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,227
put an end to it now.
273
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,739
I totally love sailing now. I mean...
274
00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:12,010
Well, we're taking the boat out
this weekend.
275
00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:13,678
My parents said you could come.
276
00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:14,679
Cool.
277
00:11:14,748 --> 00:11:16,714
You're so funny.
278
00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:18,316
Later.
279
00:11:20,987 --> 00:11:22,420
Oh, hi, Anna-Kat.
280
00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:23,888
You go near my brother again,
281
00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:25,990
I'll put poison in your water bottle.
282
00:11:27,093 --> 00:11:28,927
Maybe I already did.
283
00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:35,033
Hey, Alice.
284
00:11:35,101 --> 00:11:35,967
Hi.
285
00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:37,502
Happy Valentine's Day.
286
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,604
Yeah, uh, I got to go to class.
287
00:11:39,673 --> 00:11:40,905
I'm late.
288
00:11:42,842 --> 00:11:44,509
School's over!
289
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,677
But okay!
290
00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:55,220
This is gonna take forever.
291
00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,199
This is Greg Otto!
292
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,735
I'm canceling!
293
00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,203
Don't come!
294
00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:14,939
What do you mean they're already here?
295
00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:22,614
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
296
00:12:22,682 --> 00:12:23,881
- ♪ Whoo-hoo, ooh-hoo ♪
- Thank you.
297
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,650
I was trying to... to call you, but...
298
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,085
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
- Yeah, I'm gonna cancel.
299
00:12:27,153 --> 00:12:28,556
- ♪ What I want, you got ♪
- I just... I'm gonna cancel.
300
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,221
- ♪ And it might be hard to handle ♪
- 'Cause we don't need you anymore, and...
301
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,353
Oh, my God, my wife's here.
302
00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:32,797
- ♪ Like the flame that burns the candle ♪
- Come in, come in, come in, come in!
303
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,559
- Come in.
- ♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪
304
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,760
Yeah, great, great.
305
00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:37,295
- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you-u-u ♪
- This is so good.
306
00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:39,897
♪ Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo ♪
307
00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:42,213
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
- Go! Go!
308
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:43,434
- Go!
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
309
00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:45,837
Just go, go, go, go, go! Out back!
310
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:48,439
♪ I'm down on my daydream ♪
311
00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:51,109
- ♪ That sleepwalk should be over by now ♪
- Yeah. Out! Out!
312
00:12:51,177 --> 00:12:52,910
♪ I know ♪
313
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:55,513
- ♪ Aah, you ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
314
00:12:55,582 --> 00:12:56,748
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
- All right, get out. Go on.
315
00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:58,983
Hall and Oates.
316
00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:00,985
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
- Look, I'm giving you a check.
317
00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:02,987
- I'm paying you to shut up and go away.
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
318
00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:05,189
- ♪ You make my dreams come... ♪
- Bruce!
319
00:13:05,258 --> 00:13:06,924
It's done.
320
00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,092
♪ ...true ♪
321
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,034
Greg?
322
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,382
Hey.
323
00:13:31,451 --> 00:13:32,917
Looking for something?
324
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:36,020
Just checking in.
325
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,924
Just proofing my book proposal.
326
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,125
My ride to the party's here.
327
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:42,427
Call us when you get there.
328
00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:44,395
And don't let anybody
cop a Valentine's feel.
329
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:46,064
Uncomfortable. I'm leaving.
330
00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,198
Text us every hour.
331
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:48,733
Don't you trust me?
332
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:51,035
Yeah, but that whole cop-a-feel
thing really freaked me out.
333
00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:02,080
Just wanted to offer you half.
334
00:14:02,148 --> 00:14:03,715
You sure you don't want
to step on it first,
335
00:14:03,783 --> 00:14:05,249
maybe run it over with your car?
336
00:14:05,318 --> 00:14:07,752
Why didn't you do anything
for me for Valentine's Day?
337
00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:08,953
You told me not to.
338
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,888
I also told you that the big forks
339
00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:12,724
don't go with the little forks
in the silverware tray,
340
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,092
but that never stopped you.
341
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,494
Doris told me you hate my surprises.
342
00:14:17,697 --> 00:14:20,665
I'm sorry I've been so romantic
all these years.
343
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,800
Must have been terrible for you.
344
00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:24,469
It's not terrible!
345
00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:26,170
It's just annoying!
346
00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:27,638
I mean, I love you!
347
00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,158
It's just annoying!
348
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,053
I mean, I love you!
349
00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:40,055
You should have told me
that you hate my surprises.
350
00:14:40,124 --> 00:14:42,191
I feel like an idiot having made
such a fuss all these years.
351
00:14:42,259 --> 00:14:44,426
I would never let you know
you ruined my Valentine's Day,
352
00:14:44,495 --> 00:14:46,195
because I don't like Valentine's Day,
353
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,429
so there's nothing there to ruin.
354
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:51,099
Mom just made everything so clear to me.
355
00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:53,068
She did? I didn't understand her.
356
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:54,503
Exactly.
357
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:57,172
That's what makes sense...
her not making sense.
358
00:14:58,108 --> 00:14:59,441
Okay...?
359
00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,944
Maybe all girls get confused
on Valentine's Day.
360
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:03,679
That's why Alice was acting all weird.
361
00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:05,013
I don't think that's it.
362
00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:08,217
I'm just gonna give her the key chain.
363
00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:09,851
No!
364
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,187
- Why do you care?
- I don't.
365
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:13,689
What's Alice doing here?
366
00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:14,690
Where?!
367
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:15,791
Ha!
368
00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:17,859
Hey! Give that back! That's for Alice!
369
00:15:17,928 --> 00:15:19,194
It's for the toilet now!
370
00:15:21,232 --> 00:15:23,031
Look, I don't give you a hard
time for not making an effort.
371
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,499
You shouldn't give me
a hard time for making one.
372
00:15:24,568 --> 00:15:26,702
- You should appreciate it.
- I do!
373
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,337
Kind of.
374
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,305
We just speak different love languages.
375
00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:32,441
- Where'd you get that nonsense?
- Angela.
376
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:34,109
She also sleeps under a copper pyramid
377
00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:35,344
so she can live forever.
378
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,979
Oliver: Give it back now!
379
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,981
You're not supposed to lock doors! Mom!
380
00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:40,649
What is going on?!
381
00:15:40,718 --> 00:15:43,252
We are trying to celebrate
Valentine's Day over here!
382
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,953
Anna-Kat stole my present for Alice.
383
00:15:46,223 --> 00:15:48,290
Anna-Kat, open this door! Right now!
384
00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:49,324
Right now!
385
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:53,996
Sweetie, why did you take
Oliver's key chain?
386
00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:55,697
I don't want him to give it to Alice.
387
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:56,932
That's none of your business.
388
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,133
Quiet.
389
00:15:58,202 --> 00:16:00,335
Why don't you want him
to give it to her?
390
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:03,639
I caught Alice flirting
with Kurt Brockwell in the hall.
391
00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,374
Kurt Brockwell...
392
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,476
That super-hot guy that danced
with Alice at the cotillion?
393
00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:09,378
The 14-year-old boy, yes.
394
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,512
That's what I said.
395
00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:12,014
Are you sure it was flirting?
396
00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,049
He said, "Cool."
397
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:18,787
She went, "Ha ha ha! You're so funny."
398
00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:20,889
An unmotivated expression of delight.
399
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,658
I'm sorry, son.
400
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:28,797
You are a wonderful, smart...
401
00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,465
sometimes-sweet kid.
402
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,034
So forget about Alice McCarthy.
403
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:34,269
- If she wants that super-hot guy...
- Katie!
404
00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:36,972
...then it's her loss.
405
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:37,906
Look at me.
406
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:43,278
Any girl would be lucky
to get a gift from you.
407
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,150
If it makes you feel better,
408
00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:50,786
I threatened to poison her
if she ever came near you again.
409
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,121
That does make me feel better.
410
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,090
- Doesn't make me feel better.
- Mnh-mnh.
411
00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:57,693
Poor Oliver.
412
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,227
It can be extremely disappointing
413
00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:00,896
when you plan a surprise for somebody
414
00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:02,097
and they don't appreciate it.
415
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,966
And the subtlety award goes to not Greg.
416
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,234
Don't be mad.
417
00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:08,737
I just don't need a flash mob
or barbershop quartet
418
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,038
or a full choir singing to me.
419
00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:11,940
- You knew about the choir?
- You got a choir?!
420
00:17:13,978 --> 00:17:15,377
Hey, Taylor.
421
00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:17,279
What's wrong?
422
00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:18,780
She fell and sprained her ankle.
423
00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:20,482
Let me talk to one of Amy's moms.
424
00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:22,651
None of them are there?
425
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,730
What do you mean, no one's there?
426
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,954
Don't move. We are coming
to get you right now.
427
00:17:26,023 --> 00:17:27,356
Taylor told me you talked to a parent.
428
00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:28,457
She told me the same thing.
429
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,691
She played us, Greg.
430
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,228
It's extremely disappointing
when a family member
431
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:35,130
withholds important information
from you.
432
00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:36,898
T.O. Kid's hurt. Fight's on hold.
433
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,634
Right. What's "T.O."?
434
00:17:38,702 --> 00:17:40,510
- Time-out.
- Right.
435
00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:42,804
Thank you for watching the kids
on such short notice.
436
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:44,306
Of course.
437
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,340
Hi.
438
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:46,575
This is Samantha.
439
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:48,877
We bumped into each other
at the bar... at Viva's.
440
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,178
You're a mom at school.
441
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:52,114
Yeah, our sons are in
the Entrepreneurs Club together.
442
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,582
That's right!
443
00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:54,750
Vulture.
444
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,252
Can we go?
445
00:17:57,321 --> 00:17:58,353
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
446
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,924
The doctor at the emergency room
447
00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:04,359
said you need to keep
your foot elevated.
448
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:05,961
This is why I didn't want you
to wear my heels.
449
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,629
I know what I'm talking about!
450
00:18:07,698 --> 00:18:09,865
And you lied to us about there
being an adult at the party!
451
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,300
You don't have to keep yelling at me.
452
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:12,734
I feel bad enough already.
453
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,269
I'm out for the whole volleyball season.
454
00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:17,406
Yeah. It's your own fault...
because you didn't listen!
455
00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:19,775
- You're still yelling at me.
- Damn right I am!
456
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:21,877
I wanted to go to the party,
and I knew you'd say no.
457
00:18:21,945 --> 00:18:24,079
And we'd be right, because there
was no one there watching you,
458
00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:25,414
and it turned out to be a disaster!
459
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,382
Did you think that we wanted
to spend our Valentine's Day
460
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:28,450
in the emergency room?
461
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,751
No.
462
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,654
You weren't thinking
about anybody but yourself.
463
00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:34,056
Only what you wanted.
464
00:18:39,196 --> 00:18:40,262
Time in.
465
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,597
Yeah, that's right.
466
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,467
Katie, I'm wrong to be mad at you
467
00:18:45,536 --> 00:18:47,102
about not liking my surprises.
468
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:48,937
I guess I was only thinking
about what I want.
469
00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,405
I just have to accept
470
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:53,108
that when it comes to
matters of the heart...
471
00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:54,509
you're kind of a dude.
472
00:18:58,982 --> 00:19:00,048
Can I...
473
00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:01,249
No! You're grounded!
474
00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:03,151
Well, I-I didn't let anyone cop a feel.
475
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,287
You don't get points for that!
476
00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:12,527
Hey.
477
00:19:12,596 --> 00:19:14,196
This is for you.
478
00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:16,298
Really?
479
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:19,501
It has an "A" on it... for "Anna-Kat."
480
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,570
Thanks for sticking up for me.
481
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,271
I love it.
482
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,673
I'm glad.
483
00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:26,942
Happy Valentine's Day.
484
00:19:29,313 --> 00:19:31,313
So, what are we playing?
485
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:33,548
It's fine. You don't
have to play with me.
486
00:19:33,617 --> 00:19:34,850
Yes, I do.
487
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:37,085
'Cause I'm your sister? And you love me?
488
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:38,420
Sure.
489
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:41,990
And Angela's downstairs with
my friend's mom, sucking face.
490
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,431
Got it.
491
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:47,580
I finally get the love-language thing.
492
00:19:47,705 --> 00:19:50,299
Greg loves me the way
he wants to be loved.
493
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,507
If he likes these elaborate gestures,
494
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:54,242
then I need to get on board...
495
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:55,477
for him.
496
00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:58,113
Finally got Anna-Kat down.
497
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,626
What's going on in here?
498
00:20:01,906 --> 00:20:03,518
Shh.
499
00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:07,260
"John Stewart Mill's
conception of liberty
500
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:10,258
justified the freedom of the individual
501
00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:12,994
in opposition to unlimited state
502
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:17,165
and social... control."
503
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:22,670
You're reading my book proposal
lying in bed, wearing lingerie?
504
00:20:22,739 --> 00:20:24,439
I've never been more turned on.
505
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:26,941
You are definitely speaking
my love language!
506
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:31,247
Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
507
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:41,773
You're cleaning that up.
508
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,140
Eh.
509
00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,764
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