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The final round of the World Martial Arts Tournament's Junior Division came down to a clash between two promising youngsters, Trunks and Goten.

In the end, the laurels of victory shone upon Trunks.

And now...

Following such a tense match, it's time for a delightful attraction!

We will now have Trunks-kun take on Mr Satan!

N-Now what do I do?!

kame kame hame ha kuraberu kai?

Shall we compare our Kame-Kame Hame Has?

yume no dekasa de hariau kai?

Shall we compare the size of our dreams?

VS. saikyō no rival wa jibun

VS. — Your greatest rival is yourself

dōmyaku o hashiru chi ga hi e to tagiri

Boil the blood running through your veins into fire

kōfun mo power mo max

Take your excitement and power to the max!

sabitsuita mirai kojiakeraretara

If I force open the rusted door to the future

rekishi yo ‘kiseki’ to yobe

Then history will call it a miracle!

kizutsuku tabi tsuyoku nareta

Every time I get hurt, I get back up stronger

dakara yasashisa wa yowasa ja nai

My kindness doesn't mean that I'm weak

genkai-kun o funzuke jump!

Step on my cute little limits and jump!

zetsubō-chan mo hug-shite dance!

Give my sweet little despair a hug and dance!

gorgeous! fukkatsu wa

My gorgeous revival...

Dragon Ball ni onegai!

...will be left up to the Dragon Balls!

kame kame hame ha kuraberu kai?

Shall we compare our Kame-Kame Hame Has?

yume no dekasa de hariau kai?

Shall we compare the size of our dreams?

VS. mirai wa kyōgaku no spectacle

VS. — The future is a shocking spectacle...

kū-zen-zetsu-go!

The greatest of all time!

Trouble Incoming...

A Mysterious Warrior Appears!!

You know, he's an amazing boy.

I suppose you better not let your guard down, Mr Satan!

Yeah, I'll have to fight seriously!

Don't be silly!

Joking! I'm joking!

What should I do? I'm going to die!

Would you like to take a little break first?

I'm fine.

Then, Mr Satan, if you please?

Go ahead, Mr Satan!

Mr Satan!

World Champion!

Now who is this youngster who challenges the world champion, Mr Satan?!

It's you, then?!

I hope you're ready!

W-What should I do?

If this is a dream, I gotta wake up already!

This old guy is the World Champion?

I wouldn't believe it for a second.

I wonder if he's stronger than Dad.

Trunks-kun, do your best!

You keep that to yourself!

He doesn't have to do his best!

Well, how about we start getting back?

I think the preliminaries should be over by now.

You're right, let's go see.

Hold on!

That child down there is one of you, right?

He's about to fight Mr Satan!

Aren't you going to watch that first?

Yeah! Yeah, we are!

You never know, it may turn out to be a good match.

Well, we'll see you later then.

What's this? There's nothing incredible about that.

Is he acting pathetic on purpose?

That has to be it. He's the World Champion, after all.

Okay, let's do it.

H-Hey! What are you so worked up about?

This match is just an attraction!

T-This is supposed to be simple fun!

So let's take it easy here, okay? Huh? Yeah?

No way. I'm going as hard as I can.

Y-You fool! Let's be grown up about this. We're just playing around!

I'm a child.

Stubborn boy! Give it a break, you're acting like a kid.

I am a kid.

So, are you both ready, then? Let's get this underway.

That kid's super strong, but hey, Satan has to be even stronger, huh?

He's gotta be. He's the one who beat Cell, after all.

What should I do?!

I-I know!

Oh! Mr Satan, what seems to be the trouble?

Mr Satan, what is it?

Back when I fought Cell, I hurt my knee, and now...

You hurt your knee during that fight?

Y-Yeah. I kept it a secret, but in fact, that's what happened.

What a shame, that at a time like this...

There's a doctor here, we'll have him look at it.

I'll go get him.

No, it's okay. It seems to be better now. I should be able to fight.

After all, I am the World Champion. This is nothing.

You're sure it's all right?

Of course!

It's all right! Mr Satan will fight!

W-We're about to start. What can I do? What can I do?

If I lose to a kid, I'll never be able to live it down...

That's it! My opponent's a kid!

I can just pretend to lose to him on purpose!

That's good! That's what I'll do!

So, then...

T-Time out a second!

Trunks-kun, listen. Come to think of it, we never showed you how the special salute for this attraction is to be held.

Salute?

That's right! When the match starts, you will first gently, gently now, tap me, the Champion, on the face.

It will be perfect.

Just like this. Got that?

No matter what, you mustn't go all-out when you salute me.

Okay? You got that?

I got it. Just a tap, right?

All right. We can begin now.

The boy just wanted my autograph, and I was telling him we'd do it afterward.

Ah, I see.

This will be interesting.

Well then, time for the match between the Junior Champion Trunks-kun and Mr Satan!

Please begin!

All right! So, bring it on!

Oh? Mr Satan has stuck out his face, as if to say 'Hit me!' Such poise!

Go!

Good luck, kid!

Dad!

You moron! You've got to pull your punch more than that!

You got me! You sure are strong. The old man has lost!

R-Ringout! What's this? Trunks-kun has won!

Hey, he did that on purpose!

That's our Satan!

Nice going, World Champion!

That was nicely done.

Well, I think I'll take a short nap in the waiting room now.

I-I don't know. Maybe he was strong after all.

It hurts! I'm going to die! You damn brat!

I told him to hit me gently! Stupid dimwit!

And now, before we start the World Martial Arts Tournament's Adult Division, we will have a 30-minute intermission.

The Adult Division will convene at 1:40 PM, so until then, we hope you look forward to it!

Oh, there's an intermission?

I'm hungry, why don't we eat something before then?

Ah, excuse me, only contestants who have qualified may proceed past this point.

You mean the results of the preliminaries are out already?

In that case, I think we all qualified.

One moment, please. May I have your names?

Son Gokū.

Kuririn.

#18.

Vegeta.

Ma Junior.

Ma Junior?

I might get unwanted attention if I went by 'Piccolo'.

Please excuse me, all of you have qualified.

By all means, you may proceed.

At 1:30, there will be a drawing to determine your match order.

Yeah, but aside from our little membership here and Gohan, there doesn't seem to be anyone worth worrying about.

We'll be taking all the prize money.

I ain't got any way to use it in the afterlife.

I guess it's nice that you don't age in the afterlife, Gokū.

I suppose. Kuririn, do you wanna try dying?

Now cut that out!

I've got a really happy life now, you know.

Hey, Goten! Come look at this!

Hmm? What?

Look at that guy! The one with the mask on!

That's a really weird mask!

Only the people who made it through the preliminaries are allowed in there.

So why don't we use him?

In that outfit, no one would know it was us!

What do you mean?

Don't you get it?

Basically, we give him a good chop, and while he's out, we take his clothes.

Then we pretend to be him, and participate in the matches!

No way, we couldn't do like that!

Don't say things like that, Trunks-kun!

What's the matter?

Don't you want to try fighting against the grown-ups?

Of course I'd like to try, but...

Don'cha?! Okay, it's settled then!

H-Hold on!

Excuse me...

What is it? You want an autograph, kid?

There's a pretty young lady over there who says she wants to talk to you.

What?!

She's too embarrassed, so she asked me to come get you for her.

R-Really? Where is she?

This way, this way.

Where, where? Is she really pretty?

Just so you know, I'm pretty fussy about women.

We did it! We did it!

Hey, let's get his clothes off.

I put this on?

Yeah.

Yeah, but aren't I too small? Won't that give us away?

You're such a fool.

The two of us wear it together!

Huh? The two of us?

You don't think anyone can tell like this?

Fool! There's no way anyone can tell!

All right! This is perfect! There's no way anyone can tell!

I don't know...

All right, let's hurry back!

H-Hey, the other way, the other way!

I can't see in front of me, you know!

So just poke some holes!

You're right!

Now we're perfect!

Hey, you sure you're all right, eating that much before the matches?

Do the dead get hungry to begin with?

Over in the afterlife, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not.

But the food back here is so yummy!

Ah, here you are!

Gohan! We've ordered for you too. You're eatin', ain't you?

Y-Yeah! T-Thanks for the food!

This food's really good!

Oh, geez. What's with you Saiyans and your stomachs?

I'm full! I'm full! Thanks for the food!

The food back here's so good!

You didn't eat anything. Are you on a diet or something?

The drawing should start soon, right?

H-Hey, that guy's floating in mid-air.

Good day. You are Son Gokū-san, are you not...?

H-How did you know I was?

I have heard some rumours concerning you.

I wanted to try my hand against you in a match.

I too have managed to qualify in the preliminaries.

If things go well, I hope we may end up competing against each other.

Of course, I do not believe I have what it takes to win.

I would just like to know how strong you are.

By all means, if I could shake your hand...

Ah, good to meet you.

I see. As the rumours said, you truly are a pure soul.

Well, if you will excuse me...

Who was that, Gokū?

I don't know.

But now I know we ain't the only ones who'll have easy wins anymore.

You sure? He didn't look all that great.

I mean, to me, he just seemed like a strange-looking bloke.

Those two aren't from Earth.

Nope.

I have no idea who they might be.

Why would off-worlders be in a place like this?

Say, what does he mean? 'Aren't from Earth'?

Ah, see, he's a bit weird.

You're right. Come to think of it, he looks a little pale.

Either way, let's hurry!

The tournament drawing's about to start!

So there's 16 contestants fighting?

I wonder what kind of opponents we'll have.

Oh well, I don't expect there will be anyone that great.

Ah, you're here, you're here!

Yo!

Right, everyone, we will now hold the drawing to determine your match order!

When your name is called, please come and draw one of these lots.

God, I beg you!

Please don't let me face one of these guys in the first round!

You do realise that God's Dende, right?

Ah, that's right.

Other than two, there ain't anyone else who seems all that great.

What's with them? Those two look really creepy!

It's like they've over-pumped-up!

Wha—?

T-That guy's a contestant? His body's weird.

So then, I will be calling you in Japanese alphabetical order.

Kílla-san...

Right.

Number 14.

Right, Contestant Kílla is number 14.

Contestant Kílla, number 14!

Oh! The match-ups for the first round are underway!

Next is Contestant Kibito!

Um, number 7.

Contestant Kuririn!

Oh, me?

Number 1! You mean my match is right off the bat?

Contestant Great Saiyaman!

Right!

Number 8.

Ah, that's that guy we met...

You'd better not let your guard down.

I think he ain't your average guy.

Ah, right.

He sure doesn't seem so.

Next is, er, Contestant #18.

So, what is your name?

Does it matter?

Number 9.

Contestant Shin!

Yes.

Number 3.

Shin, huh? I ain't ever heard that name before.

Hey, Goten, what was the name of this guy?

How would I know?

Next, Contestant Spopovitch, if you please?

Er...

Contestant Spopovitch! If you would?

Hey, there's no answer! Could he be this Spopovitch?

That's it, it has to be!

Hurry, let's go!

Yeah.

Spopovitch-san!

Yes! I'm coming now!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

I wonder what I'll get...

Hmm? You're Mighty Mask-san, aren't you?

Move it!

I'm Spopovitch!

Ah, sorry.

I-Idiot! Now you've embarrassed us! What do you think you're doing?

What do you mean? Trunks-kun, you said so, didn't you?

Spopovitch-san, you've changed quite a bit from before.

I didn't realise it was you.

Eh, number 6.

Damn. If only that weird-looking jerk had answered sooner!

Next is Contestant Jewel.

Number 16.

Right. Contestant Jewel is number 16.

Next, Son Gokū-san!

So, it's my turn!

I wonder what number I'll get?

Number 11.

My opponent ain't been decided yet, huh?

Videl-san!

Yes!

What's the matter with Dad?

Er, Mr Satan's having a rest.

Number 5!

H-Hey, when she says Dad — you mean she's Mr Satan's daughter?

Y-Yeah, that's right.

Oh? I heard he had a daughter, but they look nothing alike. She's pretty cute, after all.

W-Well, I guess so.

If you thrill her just a little bit, I bet you could get her to marry you in a second, Gohan!

H-How could you?! We're not even really seeing each other!

Contestant Punta, number 2.

All right! He's going to be my opponent!

Are you this Kuririn guy?

Oh, yeah I am.

I don't show any mercy, even to punks like you!

I'm gonna pound you to a soft pulp!

Ah, what a shame!

Any way you look at it, that's the line of a weak guy posing as a strong one.

Guess that's all you've got.

W-What did you say?!

Why you... I might just kill you for that!

Better write out a will now, while you still can!

Better prepare a coffin, too! I'm gonna get you a flashy funeral!

Next, Contestant Vegeta.

Number 12.

H-Hey! Gokū and Vegeta right from the get-go?!

All right! Kakarrot's my opponent!

I've been waiting for this! How I've waited for this moment!

The day I am victorious over Kakarrot!

Vegeta, huh?

Gokū and Vegeta are to fight in the first round.

The amazing World Martial Arts Tournament's Adult Division is finally getting started!

Ah...

hitotsu kabe koeretara

For every wall I overcome

mata sara ni dekai kabe ga

There's yet another taller one

me no mae tachihadakaru to iu

Standing right in front of me

routine work no loop sa

It's a routine loop for me

nando umare kawatte mo

No matter how many times I'm reborn

yokatta to hokoreru yō na

I always want to live my life right

ikikata o shiteitai yo na

A life I can be proud of

soshitara kono sadame mo aiseru hazu desu

I'll even come to love this fate of mine!

Ah...

haikei, zarathustra

Dear Zarathustra...

Ah...

Yo, it's me, Gokū!

Don't let your guard down, Piccolo.

I finally realised how strong that Shin guy is.

Why? How can he be so hard to fight?!

Next time on Dragon Ball Kai:

What's Wrong, Piccolo?! An Unexpected End for the First Round

Even Piccolo-san doesn't stand a chance…