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Hurry up!

Where the hell is he?

I don't have time for this.

I don't have time for this.

Yeah, ages.

Absolute ages.

Absolutely particular.

Oh, hi.

Hi. I've been waiting here 45 minutes, so good luck with checking in.

Yeah, this hospital isn't living up to its reviews.

I'm sorry.

I'm fine, yeah.

You okay?

Yeah, well, yeah, we'd better go to check in any chance.

45 minutes, now it's going to be 15 minutes.

I don't think you guys are going to get checked in.

Just patiently waiting here.

Eating in for my holiday time.

I've got my nails done.

Got a dinner reservation.

But yeah, I'm still standing here.

Brilliant.

This is awful service.

How long is this going to take?

Seriously?

Oh,

there you are.

Yes, so sorry.

Do you know how long I've been waiting?

Do you know how long I've been waiting?

Oh, for God's sake. Let's get checked in then.

What do you need?

What do you need? Do you want a room? Yes, I want a room. Yes.

Yes.

Okay. You need my passport?

Yes, I need your passport. You need my passport? Yes, I need your passport.

Thank you so much.

Your passport.

You seem distracted. Hello.

Sorry. Come on, I've been waiting a long time here.

Okay. Okay. Am I going to get a key?

Oh, yes. Key?

Yes. Yes.

Your key.

Yes, so sorry for the time. Okay, and where do I go?

What? Where do I go?

Second floor.

And what time is breakfast?

At 10 o 'clock.

10 o 'clock?

Yes. Okay.

So are you going to take my payment now or later or what's going on? Later.

Later is perfect.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, sorry for the late.

Do I not get any rebate for waiting here for nearly an hour for you?

No, no, no. No.

I have to check if I have bed for you.

You are kidding me.

Yes, but very fast.

So much sorry, but I need to check.

Feedback, 15 minutes. Sorry.

Very fast.

Are you kidding me?

I know, but I mean it. Do I have a bed or not?

Yes, but I need to check.

15 minutes.

Yes, just 15 minutes. 15 minutes?

Of course.

Oh, for God's sake.

Okay, I go.

Do you go and check then? Or I wait here?

Yes, you can wait here if you want. No problem. And I come back in just 15

minutes. I've been waiting so long.

So long. Yes, yes, I know. So long. What's the matter with you? What's this

service all about? Seriously.

Oh, thank God. Are you okay?

Yes. What's the matter with you?

You seem distracted.

No, no. Sorry. I need to check very fast.

And I come here.

Okay? So, I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah. You better hurry up. 15 minutes. 15 minutes.

God's sake.

God's sake.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, take off. Yes. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

Oh,

yes.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Yes.

Oh yes, there you go.

Is that this?

Yes.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, yes.

Wow.

Oh,

yes.

Take off.

Yes, take off.

Yes.

Everything. Yes,

come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, like this. I love it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, like this. Oh, yeah.

Like this.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, like this.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, I feel like this. Oh, my God.

I'm alive.

Fuck.

I want to eat your pussy.

Yes, come here, come here.

Sit here.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Yes, come here

Oh, my God, I like so much. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, way back home.

Oh yeah, like this.

Like this now.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

It's nice.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

yes.

Oh yes.

So...

Thank you.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Come here.

Oh my God.

um

Yeah, like that.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God. You broke the bank.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Like this, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

This is the end, baby.

Just, yes.

Yes, baby.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, you're like this, like this.

Yes,

yes. Stop it.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

But I need to go down there. The people is waiting me. Oh my god. No.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on.

Come on.

I

can't

believe this. Like literally we've been doing here.

over 50 minutes, haven't we? And you've just been stood there waiting as long as

me. And I've just been stood here. I've been calling for that guy and he's still

not here.

No wonder they've got such bad reviews, haven't they?

On the internet, have you seen the reviews?

It's terrible, isn't it? Oh my God.

I've got a dinner reservation.

I'm meant to be having my nails done.

Still doesn't know if he's got a bed or not.

I mean, what do you reckon? Do you reckon he's got bed first?

Yeah, I know.

Seriously, what type of shit service is this?

So bad, isn't it? I'm like, seriously.

It couldn't get any worse than this, could it? I mean, oh, for God's sake.

Be back in 15 minutes with a sorry sign.

I mean, what type of guy does this?

Oh, God, I'm literally, I'm so angry right now. I am so, so angry. You would

believe. Aren't you angry?

Yeah, I thought so.

You haven't understood a word I said, have you?

Are you joking?

For God's sake.

Oh, for God's sake.

Be back in 15 minutes.

Be back in 15 minutes.

Oh, hello.

So, that was a very long 15 minutes, wasn't it? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, bed?

Bed?

Ah yes, bed.

Bed, yes. I need to take one more time now.

You are joking.

No, no, no, no, really, really.

What type of hostel is this? Seriously.

We have time.

We have time?

Well, I don't have time, so you can stick your hostel up your ass, because I

ain't, I'm not stopping here.

I'm not stopping here.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not stopping here.

Oh, I'm going to talk to you on the internet.

Bye, bye. See you again.

Yeah.

People.