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Hey, babe.

Yeah, I'm getting ready to go meet Dan, of course.

Yeah, we got our Easter Sunday tradition, you know, golf, a couple

Yes.

You were to say we were going to come down to the club and meet us after we

done with our round.

We're going to have lunch down there.

Yeah,

they're going to charge us a fee if we have to cancel.

I'll have to call Dan. I'll have to call the Corps.

Yeah.

I don't golf any time, but this is our tradition. We do it every Easter.

You know how hard it is to get a tea time on Easter Sunday?

Yeah. What time are you going to be back?

What do you mean you don't know?

Just eat your food and finish the mimosas and come on back.

Jesus. So I got to sit here with you all day.

Instead of going to the club, having lunch with the family, I'm just going to

sit here with her. Her and I are just going to hang out.

And do what exactly?

This is stupid. Okay.

All right, yeah, I guess I'll take care of it.

Yeah.

Love you too. Bye.

Fucking goddammit, dude.

Hey,

what's up?

Yeah, yeah, me and Bobby are going to the course right now. It's Easter.

What do you mean?

Right now you're there.

How many have you had?

You've already had three mimosa.

What am I supposed to do with that?

No, we do this every single year.

This is like a tradition at this point. I don't know what you want me to do.

So I just got to take care of Katie all day today?

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous. I just... Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I under... Yes, yes, of course. Of course you're allowed to have

fun. Yeah, you're allowed to have a good time.

I know, but it's just every year we do this, and... Yeah, I know. I know you

usually... Yeah.

Uh -huh.

No, it's fine.

You know what?

It's totally fine.

I'll take care of Katie. It's fine.

No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

It's all good. No, absolutely.

Don't worry about it. It's okay. It's fine.

It's fine. Okay, yeah, I love you too.

I'll see you at home.

Okay.

I mean,

I can try to, like, maybe send you. No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

It's no big deal. They said Easter, and they said, you know. She said she

already had freedom of, like, she couldn't even drive.

Yeah, yeah, no.

Susie was, hey, I can tell she's hammered her way out.

Yeah.

What am I even going to do?

The golfer mom, we could watch golf, you know. Hang out in the suits, you know.

Yeah. Or sell a few beers, why not?

Maybe we could, like, distract her by hiding.

Real Easter stuff? Yeah.

And through these, it's funny, they go get, like, a bunch of Easter stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's really decorated in here, man. Wow.

I mean, we could hide them. I mean, yeah, you got the eggs and you got the

decorations. I mean, make it so we could watch.

Yeah.

I think that makes the most sense. I mean, I can't think of anything else.

I know.

I'm just frustrated with it.

It's a beautiful day. Yeah, it's perfect.

What are you going to do?

Let's see if we can just get this going.

Hey, girls.

Hi. So, sorry your moms wanted to drink instead of...

We have a weird idea, though.

Do you guys think that would be fun?

Sure. Yeah, that would be fun.

Okay.

We're going to go to the room, hide while we hide the eggs, okay?

Make it all sound.

All right.

All right.

We'll do those.

We've got a couple more over here.

That's enough.

Yeah, I think we're all set.

All right.

It was a mom's winter. We had a little bit of a slow.

There you go.

It was that quick.

All right.

Hey, we did it.

All right, you guys ready?

No.

You guys ready?

Yeah. You guys ready to go?

No. All right, have fun. We're going to watch the golf tournament.

Do you want a beer? Yeah, of course.

Take your time, girl.

Now they're drunk texting.

Nice.

Well, at least they're having fun, I guess.

I guess.

Next year, I'm not even going to question it. Next year, we just go.

Next year, I'm booking a room at the resort as well.

Yeah, this is boring.

Let's just go back to the room.

I can't believe that's all our stepdads have planned for us. I know, right? It's

so boring.

Very boring.

So, you want to just pass the time doing what we always do?

Yeah, we could do that. Yeah? Like last time? Yeah, it would be way better than

all this kid shit.

Our stepdads are so boring. So boring.

This is my favorite part of us hanging out.

It's so fun.

Thank you.

These little bunny tails are so cute.

Yeah.

Thank you.

good. Just like that.

I feel so fucking good.

Yes, I do.

Fuck yes.

Oh my goodness. You're so good at that. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh yes.

Oh yes. Like that. Just like that.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Fuck yes.

I can hear that you're drinking, yeah.

I can tell. Who's that? Who's that?

Who's that?

You need friends.

That doesn't sound like the girls.

New guys, huh?

With guy friends?

Yeah, ha ha.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

you said you're going to have some fun?

With some guys that you just met?

Sounds like a great Easter Sunday.

Yeah.

Well, Dan and I are just here with the girls.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, no, that sounds like an amazing idea. You go and have your day.

Yeah.

No, of course, I'm not mad.

Can't get mad, right?

No.

No, we're just going to be here.

Whatever. I have friends over there too, by the way, just so you know.

Yeah.

I'm sure I'll be getting texts and pictures pretty soon.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. All right, well, enjoy. We're going to get back to the golf here.

All right.

Yeah.

Bye.

I think she called you.

My wife didn't even text me. I can hear your wife in the background.

Catherine's like, idiot.

Thinking it's over and whatever.

Honestly, I don't even give a shit.

I can care less, whatever.

Fine, whatever, dude.

I don't even care.

Yeah. Wait, where did it go?

It's in the room.

Did it go? Yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Are you guys serious?

It's not what it looks like at all. What does it look like?

Nothing. Just don't tell our mom.

Don't tell her.

What are you guys doing?

We're just playing.

We set up a nice family Easter egg thing and you guys are in here naked?

Oh, come on. That was lame.

This is a lot more fun. Sorry, I won't lie to you.

You're not going to find any Easter eggs in there. That's all I'm saying.

How do you know?

anything. Keep it to yourselves. We'll do our thing. You guys go do your thing.

What do you mean don't say anything?

That's your daughter.

Well, they don't need to find out.

They're not here. They're drunk. They'll forget.

We're definitely not going to forget this.

Well, they don't need to know. Yeah, keep it to yourself.

So the Easter egg hunt was lame? You guys didn't care for that? Yeah.

We put a lot of thought into that. Did you?

We're eggs everywhere, obviously.

Well, it was kind of boring.

Way too easy. You want to play the other game?

I mean, they're having their fun.

Right? Could be. I think it's just there.

You guys want to play another game?

Only if it's good.

We have a good game. What is it?

It's out here.

What is it called? Out by the table.

It's right out your home house.

Okay.

What were you guys playing?

I guess we weren't really playing games.

It looked like a game. You were laughing.

Giggling. Yeah.

So what was the game?

Let's taste each other's... Let's taste each other's fucking.

Did you guys have anything to do in high school?

In schools nowadays? Yeah.

Just go for it? Yeah.

We have a game that we're going to play.

Okay?

Okay, let me take my glasses off for a second.

Oh, am I listening too?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. So, cover your eyes.

Alright. Lean forward a little bit.

Alright.

And... Alright, we're going to stand right behind you.

And we're going to play...

Yes, which stepdad stick is in your mouth?

What?

How am I supposed to know?

I don't know.

Do you know?

Your stepdad.

My stepdad? Yeah. I would only assume it's your stepdad too.

Did we win?

Do you get the answer or what?

What?

Okay,

we're

going to take a guess. Who do you think? I still say you're sucked up. You're

sucked up. Yeah. Okay, ready? Open your eyes in one, two, three.

Dad. Dad.

The game is called, Who's Your Daddy? Who's Your Daddy?

And you lost.

Okay. I guess so.

I guess.

So what happens now that I lost?

Now you've got to take off your dress.

What? Yeah.

That's the rule of the game.

You guys want to play a game? Hey, you've got to play a game. This or

Easter egg?

That's boring.

It looks really boring.

Okay.

Now what?

I don't know how you stand up and bend over right over here.

This is what we're going to do. Can we, like, switch?

Yeah, this is a little weird.

I'll bet.

Thank you.

Dum dum dum dum!

What if you painted your guys' glasses?

Oh, yeah. Or like Easter glazing on them? Yeah, a little Easter glaze.

That could work.

Yeah?

Would you use your glasses?

Okay.

I'm gonna do that stop when you come

Where should we hide you at, huh?

We should hide you behind the couch and let your mom find you like that, huh?

Oh, no.

What a good Easter, Daddy.

You painted me very well.

It's supposed to be better than golf.

Mm -hmm.

No tradition?

Maybe.

Let's keep it one other time.

Let me taste that.

So tasty.

Happy Easter.

Thanks, Donnie.

Let me taste the cookie.

What a delicious crumb cookie.

So good.

So sweet.