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I think we're all set for towels.

You know what, though?

I think we might want to get a few more bottles of that eucalyptus oil.

Yeah, I'll mark that down. We ran out of some last week.

Come on.

Please, lay me down.

Hi. Welcome.

My husband needs a massage.

We're in a bit of a rush, so he'll need to be seen immediately.

Okay. I'm assuming you didn't have an appointment?

Of course I don't. Would I have mentioned it if I did?

I mean, we can see what we can do, but it's better to have an appointment.

I'm busy.

Can't you see?

Look, girl, my husband is a walking ball of stress.

Why that is, I couldn't tell you.

We have a very important gala tonight.

And I won't tolerate him embarrassing me on the dance floor like you did last

time. I wasn't deaf.

What my husband needs is to lose his ass.

From what I've read online, you're one of the best parlors in the area.

Though, I have heard that one nasty review

concerned an establishment prison.

reputation careening into the abyss.

So, if you'd like to keep that five -star rating intact, I humbly suggest

you fit my husband in.

That's not too much to ask, is it?

Please, say no more, okay? We'll do whatever we can to squeeze your husband

And Jenna and I will both massage your husband.

We'll make sure we work out all of his games.

Oh, great.

I would expect nothing less.

Have a seat in the lobby, and your husband can come with us.

Don't worry. We'll take good care of him.

Hurry up.

We don't have all day.

So, uh...

Your wife, she's quite the character, isn't she?

Yeah, I mean, I guess you could say that.

Look, girls, I'm really sorry.

My wife, she's a bit high -strung, I feel.

Oh, you don't have to apologize. He seems like such a big guy.

And she seems like kind of a customer.

I just want to thank you both for being so understanding.

You really didn't have to do this.

No, no, no. We didn't have to.

We wanted to.

In fact, we think you deserve our deluxe treatment.

Deluxe treatment?

What's a deluxe treatment?

Let's just say you're about to feel very relaxed.

And very appreciated from Ed, who... Wow.

Oh, wow. I think coming to this parlor was a lot better of an idea than I

thought it was.

So, what's next?

Well, I'll just get naked and hop in the shower together.

You don't have to tell me twice.

Oh, shit.

Shall we?

Uh, sure.

Um... Around me, please.

Okay.

I've never seen two naked girls before. Crazy.

Come on.

Watch your step.

Yeah, that's up!

That's good.

That's good.

Let's do that.

All right, well, now that it's done, you all came down to us.

Let's give you the best massage you've ever had.

Oh boy, I can't wait.

Go.

Okay.

So, just lie down on your stomach and let Jenna in on you.

Does that feel good?

So nice.

I don't know what it's all about.

It's just really a thing.

God, there's a broad on your back.

So what do you say, big boy?

Are you ready to cap this off with the happiest of endings?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

beforehand. We use more than our hands.

Really?

I love it.

I think he's ready for a little massage.

I hope so.

but your husband is in the middle of a very intense sensorial part of his

massage. It's just going to be a little bit longer to finish.

Well, this is simply unacceptable.

We're going to be late.

Yes, but stopping his treatment now is just going to waste all the progress

we've made.

Oh, please, Missy. You're giving him a massage, for Christ's sake. Not

performing psychoanalysis. I'm sure he's quite loosened up by now.

Yes, ma 'am. It's just going to be a little bit longer.

Oh, my God.

It's clear I'm not going to get anywhere with you. Can you go get the other one?

Maybe she'll have more sense.

I can get new for you.

Attention. It's so good that you... No, let me make this clear to you, Nia.

I have never been late to one of these galas, ever.

When I say that we need to leave, I mean it. So why don't you go be a good

little girl and go get my husband?

Here's the thing, man.

If you interrupt his treatment now, he might end up significantly more tense

than when he came in.

Not only would this reverse the progress he's made...

He would run the risk of making it worse.

We're in a very delicate situation right now.

I'm afraid if we interrupted, he might leave here in even worse shape with even

more tension.

If he ends up walking out of here with even more tension, well, I don't think

he'd be very happy with him on that pamphlet floor.

Frankly, I don't think he'd be able to move.

Oh, God, that would be really embarrassing.

Everyone would notice.

Sandra would never let me hear the end of it.

You know what you need as a gorgeous, smart, and a

powerful woman?

You need a husband who is relaxed and grateful.

So I really think you should just trust Jen and I.

We know what we're doing.

Believe me, you will not be disappointed.

Well, you've made a lot of good points.

I suppose I could tolerate a little tardiness and return for my husband's

-being.

I'll be in the lobby.

Great.

Everything good?

Oh, yeah. Everything's great.

Thank you.

Fuck!

Oh, God.

Just don't. Don't.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

um oh

oh my god

Thank you. Thank you.

working for this entire session.

Entire session.

Releasing.

Stop, don't stop.

I hope you feel much better after this.

Oh, I feel great.

You're welcome back anytime.

Oh, shit.

But I do think that you should probably go back to your life. Do

I have to?