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Who's got the sweetest disposition?

One can't guess who.

Who never, never starts an argument?

Who never shows a bit of temperament?

Who's never wrong but always right?

Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck on a bad luck?

No one but Donald Duck.

Howdy, I'm J .J. Fate.

Fall guy.

My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too.

Voodoo fits me like a glove, but fate's my name to you.

You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their

For example, my day usually starts like this.

You can see Mr.

Duck is very punctual.

Here comes Daddy.

The master has arrived.

Daddy's right.

Daddy's right.

Mm -hmm.

Daddy's right.

Daddy's still right.

He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.

That's what I like to see.

But when he arrives at work...

checks in and his mind checks out.

me for his carelessness.

Mr.

Duck doesn't mean to goof, but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a

pound of hay.

Anyone for cribbage?

At home, Mr.

Duck is old man fire prevention himself.

But now he's playing with fire.

on the job or your job might become a headache.

He really got a bang out of that one.

This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb.

secretion from you, or you may become flat work.

You know, since time began, man has sought to harness the powers of the

universe, blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own

ingenuity, creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind, and tremendous power

plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines.

with their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat that keep man and machine

working together as a coordinated team, turning our production to gladden the

heart of management.

He's not pinning this on me.

Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.

Zoom through.

Okay, present time.

They're off and running. It's Brill's in the lead. Proudness second by a head.

And William's third.

Going to the clubhouse, turn its nickels by a neck.

Berg is bolting.

Kinney is third and adequist. In the back stretch, it's Kimball closing

on call and title coming upon Stormy.

And on his own time, too.

Well, that's fate.

Oh, what am I saying?