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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: Eߣ�B��B��B�B�B��matroskaB��B��S�g��M�t�M��S��I�fS��M��S��T�kS���M��S��S�kS��BM��S��T�gS�����O�I�f@�*ױ�B@M��libebml v1.4.5 + libmatroska v1.7.1WA�mkvmerge v95.0 ('Goodbye Stranger') 64-bitD��A3?Da� �t�&{��PSArips.com | Family.Guy.S24E15.720p.10bit.WEBRip.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSAs���� ���Q��M��S���T�k���ׁsň�pW��U������S_TEXT/UTF8"���enSn�English (SDH)U���DC�u��[�����♪ It seems today That all you see ♪�� ߠ���� 2♪ Is violence in movies And sex on TV ♪�� �C�u�� ������♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪��V������[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪�� >C�u��:Ѡ����♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪�� b����� �♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪�� �C�u@��Te�����♪ All the things That make us ♪��ݠ����1♪ Laugh and cry ♪�������� 2[all] ♪ He's a family guy ♪���C�u�炌���Hello, tech support?��f������Yes, my time machine is giving me error code 17.�� �C�u@�炡K�����No, I did not make love to a bear on it. Shh.�� ��ġ�� But if some bear did have his world rocked on this thing,�� \C�u@�炻 �����would that void the warranty?�������[Oh, boy. Time machine trouble?�������� \You know there's one time machine that never breaks���C�u@��ѯ�����and is always ready to take you anywhere, anytime.�� 䠖��� 8A good book.��頬���tUgh, sorry, my dog is very cringe.���C�u����á��I'm Brian Griffin and tonight we'll take my time machine�� 2����� �to three periods in history.���C�u@���Рӡ́I don't know. I think he's doing, like, court-ordered community service.�� ������ �Let's start with the story of the French Revolution.�� �C�u��ɠ����The year was 1789.���������King Louis the 16th and his wife, Marie Antoinette,�� CC�u@��)V�����were throwing Moulin Rouge parties.��~������Many of which devolved into orgies,���������covering the walls with yicky-yicky-ya-ya-ja-ja.�� hC�u@��Dޠ¡��-[♪ "Lady Marmalade" playing] -More songs per minute.���������Louder songs.��f����� �Everyone must get a Baz Luhrmann headache.�� �C�u@��Z������Yes, Your Majesty.��[�����God, I love French dancing.����á��QIf there's anything hotter than women standing in a line�� mC�u@��tŠġ��and kicking their legs up really high, I haven't seen it.�� ߠ���� 2Bad news, King Louis.��ޠ����c-France is in massive debt. -What?�� C�u@�����СʁWell, just the music clearances on these Baz Luhrmann sequences alone�������Vare bankrupting the monarchy.��C�u���L�����Oh, dear. But our hardworking French laborers�� h����� �are already working up to four hours per week�� �C�u@���!�����with only winter and summer off.�������� ICan nothing be done?��7������I think we should levy a tax on the peasantry.�� C�u���b�����No, no taxes.�������ZWe could always cancel your VousTube premium account,�� \C�u���l�����and you can just watch regular VousTube with the ads.�� ������ �Let's do the taxes.���C�u��B�����Man, things sure are getting bad here in France.�� n����� �You said it. I even got laid off from my job�� IC�u@��������pitchforking loose hay here and moving it to there.�� ��ʡā �The whole French economy is based on slightly moving loose hay.�� �C�u@��3������Bad news, guys.��頲���=-I'm here to collect some taxes. -What?�� I����� �The King is levying a land tax and a head tax.�� >C�u@��L������A head tax? But that could be thousands.�� ꠧ��� >Also, now there's a salt tax.��ҠΡȁcBut the head tax ends in something for which there'd be a salt tax.��zC�u��p)�����[all] Boo!����ΡȁI say, Robespierre, there's a lot of unrest brewing here in France.���C�u@���K�����You're right, Danton.��頼���=We should take advantage and foment a revolution.��x����� -For the people. -Oh, yeah, no, for the people.��UC�u@�����ġ��Yeah, and definitely not for our own personal advancement�� J�ȡ �to where we go nuts with power and chop off everybody's heads�� �C�u@���������and eventually even each other's.�������� Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah. For the... For the people.��P�ġ�� �[Chris] Remember that for later, for it is foreshadowing.�� C�u��ʕ�š��I'm Chris Griffin, and I don't only do masturbation stuff.���C�u@������Citizens of France,�� �����`we need a revolution.����ơ�� b-[people clamoring] -That's right. King Louis has destroyed��yC�u@��������the French economy.���������Also, it'll be another couple hundred years��ؠ���� before the Arab immigrants show up,��0������but let's start getting angry about that now.��%C�u��(�¡��-[all clamoring] -These guys are making a lot of sense.�� ����� g-We do need a revolution. -Yeah.���C�u@��+��ݡׁI can't wait for the new symbol of France to be a woman with her boob hanging out.�� ������I call dibs on waving a flag on a barricade.�� �C�u��C������I'm kind of a barricade guy.����ʡā�The time has come to join our revolutionary club, the Jacobins.��tC�u@��ZG�͡ǁCan I join your Jacobin club? 'Cause I'm just constantly jacobin'.���ΡȁoI mean, at least four or five times a day, you'll find me jacobin'.��KC�u��|U�š��I'm Chris Griffin, and I still do some masturbation stuff.��Ӡ����&[♪ classical music playing]�� hC�u@��������More bad news, Your Majesty.��+�����~Paris suffers a bread shortage.��������Oh, no. What should we do, Swedish baker?�� �C�u@��������[with thick accent] Let them eat cock!���ԡ΁[That's perfect, because France currently has a dangerous surplus of cake.���C�u@���N�����Marie Antoinette, if you could tell everyone����ġ��Oto get busy eating cake, that would famously help things.��VC�u@���F�����-It won't just piss people off? -Nah. They'll love it.�� ����� h-[people yelling] -Down with the King!��������F[woman] And down with Marie Antoinette.��TC�u���4�����She's not French, she's from Austria.��Ҡ����%[man] Austria is our rival.��䠙��� \[all clamoring]��C�u@��렝���Who are you people?�������� We're a mob of unemployed losers, scapegoating a lady.�� ޠ����?That's when good things happen.��C�u��)������To be fair, we're mad at all the French nobles,��x������except that one super cool pointing guy.���C�u��BŠ����So rad.���ԡ΁=We, the citizens of France, hereby place the King and Queen under arrest.��iC�u@��Y������Let's put 'em in prison.����š�� Yeah, and I'm taking this magic Beauty and the Beast clock�� 렧���Kthat comes to life and sings.��C�u��pd�����It's just a regular clock.��1������Aw. [gasps]��㠥��� �-Regular candlestick. -Aw.�� C�u���������[all protesting indistinctly]�� g����� �Welcome, citizens, to the new revolutionary regime.��C�u@���������[all cheering]��ޠ����1That's right. There's gonna be some changes in France.�� s������From now on, every time we say hello to each other,�� �C�u@���������we will get two little kisses on the cheek.��&�����yLittle kisses for everyone.��1������-All right. -Should we show them, Robespierre?���C�u@���������I think they get it. You were pretty clear.��������We stand for freedom and equality.���������And we can announce this now. It is official.���C�u@��������There will be a season six of Emily in Paris.�� C����� �So give yourselves a big hand for that.��������oYou did this. Every one of you.��C�u��۠ǡ��Anyway, freedom and equality and civil rights for every man.���������How about rights for women?��`C�u��c�����Nah, just dudes.���������[people clamoring]�� h������We hereby sentence the King and Queen to death.�� hC�u@��3������Any final words?��㠺���7-Yeah, and not the cake thing again. -Then, no.��%����� �Please destroy the oil paintings under my mattress.�� �C�u��Pi�����-[groans] -[onlookers cheer]�������� IAnd now for Marie Antoinette.���C�u@��d𠥡��[guillotine blade clanging]��f������What? What happened?�� ����� -Oh, boy. -[clanking]��1������Marie Antoinette's novelty fake neck���C�u@��|������was provided by Jacques's Joke Shop��ؠ����+of South Attleboro, France.�������� -Gotcha, guys. -Good one, Marie.���C�u@���à����Remember, if it ain't [laughing] hon-hon-hon,��U������it ain't worth Jacque.����á�� �-Okay. Brutally kill her now. -[Marie Antoinette grunts]�� C�u@���젛���[onlookers cheer]�������fWell, that was fun, but before you all go,�� ������Vwe have a few surprise bonus executions today.�� DC�u@���٠����-The King's gendarme. -[man yells]��������That lady who yelled that thing�� ����� 2-at the meeting. -[woman yells]����ơ��?-J.K. Rowling. 'Cause you know why. -[J.K. Rowling screams]�� C�u@�ی�����This dude, Josh, who's the first guy��+�ȡ~to post a photo of a beach and write "my office for the day".�� C�u@���l�����-[man screams] -Oh, and Danton.��ؠ����+What? Oh, you bitch!�������� 2I was gonna do this to you.��a������-[yells] -This is awesome. And the best thing is�� �C�u@�� =�����that it'll for sure never happen to me.��~������[Robespierre yells]�� ����� 2Uh, I know I wanted to be "head" of state,�� IC�u@��$ �����but this is-- Oh, my brain's stopping.��%�����yI can't believe we did the whole French Revolution,��������tand not even a single song from Les Mis.��OC�u@��=#�����Les Mis is set during the Rebellion of 1832,�� 𠬡�� Cnot the French revolution of 1789.��&������Oh, that's stupid.��[C�u@��k堿���Damn it, Meg, I told you to stop taking my jog bras.�� ����� hI haven't.���á���Well, they're missing. And there's no other explanation.�� �C�u@���t�����Look, you both need to stop counting your bras.�� m����� �It's not important where they went.��������Sometimes families have conflicts.���C�u@���,�����But did you know that at one point in U.S. history,�� ������ �family members actually went to war with each other?�� C�u@���������What? What... What is this?����١ӁIt's community service. He got arrested for something. What did you do, Brian?�� >������Let's take our next historical journey.��%C�u��ϛ�š��I heard he got caught stealing mobile orders at Starbucks.�� ꠰��� =Does he look like his name is Rasheed?�� �C�u@��������Uh, our... Our historical journey to the year 1861.�� \�ġ�� �They're going to remember what Rasheed looks like, Brian.��,C�u@��L�š��It was 1861 when America was inaugurating a new president.��J�ˡŁ�I, President Abraham Lincoln, vow that I will have an open mind.��PC�u@��!��ˡŁThe back of my mind in particular will be very open and exposed.��,������[Chris] That's also foreshadowing.���C�u@��79�����Brian said I could keep helping out.��������I'm grateful that you elected me.��נȡ-And right away, I want to apologize for my mentally ill wife.�� 8C�u��Q񠘡��What the hell?����ҡ́�My nickname will be honest-about everything- except-that-one-thing Abe.���C�u@��h�����That or nine-and-a-half-inch Abe.��נɡÁ+-You can call me either one. -[Mary Todd Lincoln] Yeah, right.��������zShe's loony, guys. Absolutely deranged.��%C�u@��� �����Anyway, I predict that America's got good times ahead.�� �̡Ɓ bSo long as our map doesn't have a bunch of arrows and explosions.�� aC�u@���$�ӡ́[Mayor Wild West] But America did have a bunch of arrows and explosions,�������Vand narrations by voices like this.�� DC�u@��������Also slow fiddle music, which I have to play myself,�� ��̡Ɓ �because we blew our whole music budget on the Moulin Rouge stuff.���C�u@���蠥���[♪ fiddle playing poorly]��O������I did this on America's Got Talent��̠�����and Howie Mandel made wisecracks at my expense.���C�u��易����Anyway, war had come, and 600,000 brave mustaches���C�u����¡��would be lost, as brother marched off to fight brother.��������Q[♪ marching music playing]�� hC�u����̡ƁHey, so the uniforms came in the mail, and they sent one of each.��z������Weird.���C�u@��2������Yeah, the gray ones are from Louis Vuitton,��㠴���7and the blue ones are from TJ Maxx, so...�� 𠥡��oThat's fine. I'll be Union.��C�u@��Jf�ѡˁCool. I like the gray because it matches all the dead guys everywhere.�� b����� �Wish me luck. I'm off to fight the Battle of Bull Run.�� C�u@��f������So that sucked. Ah, well, the good news is,�������� II'm staying at Bull Run,���ơ���and there's no way there'll be a whole second battle there.�� C�u���������You're not gonna frickin' believe it.��U�����cThe arrows and explosions are getting closer to D.C.�� �C�u@��������We're not gonna be able to save the Union.��������Maybe instead of fighting to save the Union,�� �������we should be fighting to end the evils of slavery�� C�u@���g�����and ensure freedom for all Americans?��O������All right, I'm putting you in a home.�������� �This is why I sleep with guys.��[C�u@���Ġ����I, too, believe the aim of the war��1�š���should be to free the slaves and make all Americans equal.�� 䠨����Thank you, Frederick Douglass.�� C�u@���ᠲ���You're right. Black men should be free.��&�����yThat's what I'm talking about.��������QAnd sent up to the front line as soldiers.��OC�u@�� Ԡ����-Say what now? -Don't worry.���������You're in good hands with General Ulysses S. Grant,�� s������America's most strategically gifted alcoholic.�� C�u@�� ������[slurring] The... The South keeps looking at me.�� �¡�� nI swear to God, if the South looks at me one more time,�� �C�u@�� 7J�����-I'm going down there-- -No, no, no, no. Be cool, man.��������PYou think you're better than me, South?��~�����"Be cool. Be cool. We got to concentrate��C�u@�� N������on our most important objective.�������[Protecting Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.�� s�����"Isn't Gettysburg just fields and fence posts?�� �C�u@�� hҠ����Gettysburg is a cultural and economic metropolis.�� ��Ρȁ bSacrifice every last man, if necessary, to protect Gettysburg, P.A.��tC�u�� �������But Seward's right. Gettysburg sucks.�� C����� �If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere.�� �C�u@� �֠����Gettysburg, everyone must die to save it.�� ��á�� �There's literally, like, eight people in the whole town.�� IC�u@�� �]�����We're not gonna argue this further!��䠸���7I'm late for my cuddle nap with Joshua Speed,���������who everyone should go ahead and Google.��1C�u@�� �i�����-This is fine. -It's fine.��7������I just can't afford my own mattress is all.��+�͡ǁ Mattresses cost, like, a billion dollars, 'cause it's olden times.��zC�u@�� �̠����This conflict keeps dragging on, am I right?��y������I tell you, you put the Civil War on ABC,��������-it'll be canceled in 13 weeks. -[crowd laughing]��+C�u@�� f�ʡā[Mayor Wild West] Now, that Confederate recruit we saw earlier,�� b����� �he went on to be a stage actor, based in D.C.�� 2C�u�� -������So clearly, his career sucked.��P������But then he booked the Gettysburg cemetery gig.�� �C�u�� A.�����Finally, the big break for John Wilkes Booth.�� ����� \Civil War saves 70 slaves.���C�u@�� Ub�ɡÁ-Civil War saves 70 slaves. Civil war-- -Excuse me, Mr. Booth?�� ٠����-Ah, yes, that is how I'm listed in the program.���C�u@�� k������But I was hoping to use my full name,��~������John Wilkes Booth Romijn Stamos.���������-Yeah, well, sorry, but we're bumping you. -What? Why?�� bC�u@�� ������President Lincoln just showed up.���������He wants to workshop some new material.������� �[growls]���������Okay, so "Fourscore and seven years ago--"�� �C�u@�� ������Wait, wait. What... What's that mean?�������� A score is 20 years.��7����� �So just say 87 years ago.��������oI like it this way.���C�u@�� �*�����You're gonna lose everybody from the first line.��,�����They're all doing math in their heads.��ޠ���� �-It's fine. -It's not fine.���������You're here to boost morale.���C�u@�� Ԡ�ڡԁThis is like the opposite. You're giving them algebra homework. Here, try this.�� ��̡Ɓ"Sorry, I got here late. I couldn't find the Gettysburg address."��-C�u@�� �#�����[laughs]��������Yeah. I don't know.���ӡ́ 9Oh, come on. It's perfect. Open with a huge joke. Boom, now you got 'em.�� �C�u@�� ������Hey, hey, bub.��7������You can't just go bumping people.������� �I... I don't know what you're talking about.��Z������Forget him. He's just some butt-hurt actor.��OC�u@�� %������Look, whatever this is about, I'm sorry.��~������I respect actors.����š�� �-How about you give me a headshot? -[Chris] Foreshadowing.��OC�u@�� ;E�����[Bob] Now let's have a big hand for Abe Lincoln.���������[Lincoln] Thanks, Bob.���͡ǁ 2[Bob] Now, I understand Mary Todd's here today, 'cause we all know�� �C�u@�� Sb�����Lincoln doesn't go anywhere without his beard.��T������-[audience laughing] -[Lincoln laughs] Oh, Bob.��Z�աρV[Mayor Wild West] Finally, in 1865, the southern capital of Richmond fell.��C�u@�� w�ۡՁWar is over, Grant. You've got to go to Appomattox and meet the Southern leader.��,������-You know the guy? -General Lee.���C�u@�� �������All right, do some research on him first.��1�¡���Oh, I know the guy backwards and forwards. General Lee.���������Right. But I need you to know him specifically.���C�u@�� �������I do know him specifically, General Lee.��������-I... Look, you know the guy? -Yep.�������� �-You know him generally? -Yep.�������EYou got to know him more than generally.���C�u@�� �������Know who more than General Lee?�������fThe Southern leader. The guy you know generally.������� �That's right. I do know him, very well. General Lee.��U�����d-I... That's the problem. -What's the problem?��+C�u@�� Ԕ�����You say you know him generally.��f������-I do. -I need you to be an expert on the guy.�������� -I am an expert on him. -Are you just--���ˡŁdI'm friends with the guy. We fought in the Mexican War together.��OC�u@�� 𚠣���I studied his every move.���ȡ7There is no one on the planet who knows him better than I do.�� I�ˡŁ�Okay, just to be sure, you are an expert on the Southern leader.�� C�u@�� ՠ����Completely. Totally.�������fAbsolutely. General Lee.��7����� �But-- [sputters]��+�Сʁo[Mayor Wild West] In our nation, it was a difficult time politically.�� �C�u�� (|�����But a simpler time, comedically.��̠���� �The fighting was done, and no more would Americans�� �C�u�� ?u�����wage civil war until 2028, probably.��!�����tBut this story ends on a theater balcony�� nC�u@�� Z������with Abraham and Mary Todd Lincoln.�� s����� �Hey, how about you just go by Mary Lincoln, huh?��̠�����But Todd is my family name.���C�u@�� t������I... I keep it to honor my heritage.��~������Demented. Somebody call the man with the big net.�� C�����iThat's the latest in mental health technology.�� C�u@�� ������[door creaks]��f�����%-[gun fires] -[Mary gasps]����Ρȁ [Mayor Wild West] Lincoln was dead, and Booth would shout the motto�� >C�u�� �������that has become etched in history.�� I����� �Did I do that?��1�����![all laughing]��C�u�� ������[presenter] Lincoln's assassination was filmed��1������in front of a live studio audience.��OC�u@�� �Ӡ����Hey, did you guys notice that the final Dilbert��U�ӡ́�is just Dilbert checking people's genitals outside the ladies' restroom?�� 2C�u@�� ������[giggles] Office stuff.��~������Ah, Peter's enjoying a joke.�������-Well, here's a joke for you.��������9Six million Jews, gypsies, communists���C�u�� ������and intellectuals are loaded onto a train car.�� 𠫡�� COnly this joke actually happened.�� �C�u@�� *᠝���How is that a joke?��頬���=He's doing his community service.��Z����� �He attacked one of them grocery robots or something.�� �C�u@�� ?核���The year is 1939, and war has come to Europe.��Ӡơ��'[Mayor Wild West] Well, the arrows and explosions are back.�� �C�u�� ZK�ǡ��Also, I'm back, on account of I've been getting a lot better�� ޠ���� 2on the fiddle since the last time.��+C�u@�� n������[♪ fiddle playing poorly]��頙���=Not bad, right?����ǡ�� JYou'd be surprised how much fiddle you can learn on YouTube.�� �C�u@�� �$�����[man] Hey, play Mumford and Sons.��̠���� [Mayor Wild West] I'm not playing that [bleep].����ӡ́!Pretty soon, the Brits were forced to seek cover in their subway system.��KC�u@�� �㠤���What they call "the Tube".��a������Eating French fries. Of course, they call them chips.�� ߠ�����Truck is a lorry.���C�u@�� �Ѡ����Let's see. What else?��㠟����Weird little country.�������� �Hello, Franklin?��<�����EPresident Roosevelt, can you hear me?���C�u@�� �A�����Churchill, how's things in England? Good?�� �ǡ�� sNo, it's awful. We're getting bombed by the Nazis over here.�� gC�u@�� �o�����They're blitzkrieging through Europe. 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To stop Stalin. -And what is it?����ȡ{-How is that a plan? -I thought you wanted me to stop Stalin.�� C�u@���%�����Of course, I want you to stop stallin'.��������This is a grave and important matter.�������� �-So, then we do agree on the plan. -Which is?�������9-To stop Stalin. -But-- [sputters]��-C�u@���ޠϡɁ[Mayor Wild West] Comedically, World War II was also a simpler time.��{�Сʁ�Turns out, America's efforts to stay out of the fracas came to naught���C�u��裠����once the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.�� s����� �"December 7th, 1941,�� sC�u@���0�ʡā"a date that I probably knew was coming but allowed to happen."�� ��͡ǁ I mean, "A date which will live in infamy, the United States of--"��VC�u@���ơ��[woman 1] Girls, you don't know anything about power tools.��~������-[woman 2] You're totally wrong. -What?�� ����� 2-What's going on? -It's your wife and her friends.��[C�u@��*ɠ����They're arguing over power tool brands again.�� I����� �-[woman 1] Dewalt. -[woman 2] Ryobi.��1�¡��!Girls and their construction equipment, huh? 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They're ready to surrender.�� JC�u@��Ꝡ����-You need to make peace with Japan. -Okay.�� s����� �Good. Now repeat it back to me.��Z�����uOkay, I nuke the city of Hiroshima in Japan.�� mC�u@��Ҡ����No, Japan wants to surrender!��+�����Make peace with Japan.��ݠ���� �Right. And nuke Hiroshima.���������No, no, no, no!���C�u@��������[Mayor Wild West] And et cetera.��������Due to wartime rationing,����á�� �we've had to keep reusing our Pat Tillman bit from 2007.���C�u��:�ӡ́Thanks for doing your part to make sure all the fresh new jokes are safe��'�����{for our troops overseas.��C�u@��Q������-[people cheering] -Eventually, Japan did surrender.�� ������ �Don't worry too much about why. The war was over.�� �C�u��lw�ΡȁAt last, America can celebrate with lots of non-consensual kissing.���C�u@���������Don't worry. Your husband will never find out.��O������[camera shutter clicks]��頶����Lunch with the girls, huh? 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