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Did you fill out this much paperwork just to get married?

Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Go over all of this. We have to look some of this stuff up.

Yeah. I'm going to have to call my mom.

Because I do not know that. Right.

Oh my God.

This has really been the first wedding that I've been to in two years.

Seriously, same.

I can't remember the last one I went to.

Right. And Tina, I've known her for like years now. We went to undergrad

together.

Really? Yeah. How did I know that?

She's so happy, though. I'm happy that you're here with me, too.

It's going to be fun.

Can't believe you finally did it, man.

Any of these ladies would differ and be asking what took me so long.

Yeah.

Well, Brenda, the service is going to be beautiful.

Thank you, Tina.

Just wait until you see the cake, though.

Personally,

I can't wait until the wedding night.

You know that drives me crazy.

Thank you.

This is such an honor.

You don't know how much it means for us to be your witnesses.

You know, maybe two might be next.

No.

Let's pump the brakes.

Watch him squirm. I'm not squirming. It's just way too soon.

It's all right.

Right now, all I can think about is getting my dance on.

I told the DJ he better play disco.

I'm scared, but...

Nice.

Do we need to be discreet?

I mean, we're practically married.

Let them watch.

See how happy we are together.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Yeah.

Are they doing what I think they're doing?

That's none of our business, babe.

We're almost done with the paperwork.

Fuck. I need you right now. I need you to fuck me.

Fuck me right now.

Yeah.

or just anywhere, grab the paperwork.

Fucking good.

Yeah,

hold on. Let me pull me deeper.

Yeah,

let me fucking take it all down.

Yes. Oh,

just like that.

Just like that. Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

The worst I can talk about.

um

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

so annoying. Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah, lick my fucking ass.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it's the fucking first thing that's fucking happening.

just so good.

I can use it.

What do you want in there?

I can't watch this anymore. Hurry up. Sign it.

I'm working on it.

I'm about to leave. Are you coming? Yeah, I'm signing it right now.

Now. I'll be right there.

ooooh

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Why are you making me come home?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

God, everything.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my

god,

it's fucking perfect.

I love you.

You said you were right behind me. I'm finishing right now. No, sign it now and

let's go.

He shoved his tits in my face.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please don't.

Don't stop me. It's making my head.

I had a stroke with my left hand and really shot off that ring.

Yeah, this is a bug.

This pretty ring needs to be pretty fixed while I stroke that fucking cock.

Thank you.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Ah.

Falls right there.

Yes, that's it. Uh -huh.

Oh,

yeah, this one's still in my coffin again.

Mm -hmm.

That's it.

That's it.

I feel you all the way down

I love my drool covering all over my face.

She's giving you a fucking lap dance.

is my fucking nipples when they come in here?

Ah.

I'm feeling you drip down my face.

You think I got it all?

I totally forgot.

We're supposed to be somewhere after this.

Thank you,

baby.

Love you.

Of course you do.

Paperweight. Oh, yeah?

Look.

Hmm.

Wait.

It's fine already.

When the fuck did that happen?

I'm a bride!

You're my bride.

Okay.

All right.

Let's go out and enjoy our reception.

Yeah. Do I look okay?

You look good. You're fine.

Round two later tonight?

You know what?

How about we fuck on the cake?

Yeah.

A woman after my own heart.

Oh.

Grab that. Don't forget those.

Who needs that?