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All right, I'll eat the wing. Don't hate
the player, hate the game.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a deck
of deeply personal questions. They can

either tell the truth. Oh, my God.

What are we doing?

Suffer the wrath of the last day.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

This is Hot Ones Versus, brought to you
by the all -new Jeep Cherokee Hybrid.

Ready? I don't know.

You'll be the judge.

Your skateboarding career is stuff of
legend, and now it's time to play a game

of fact or fiction. Set the record
straight on these larger -than -life

in Tony Hawk history, or eat a death
wing.

You fell 10 ,000 times before finally
landing the 900 in 1999.

I remember watching it. It felt like
that, although I could only get about 10

20 attempts during a session before I
just got broke off.

So if I were to add those up, I don't
think it would add up to 10 ,000. I

think I'd be sitting here in this state.

You'd be pretty...

Maybe thousands, lower thousands. Yeah.
I remember watching on television when

you ended it. Really? I was very young.
Had you done one on snowboard yet? No,

at that point I was still a little kid.

But I saw you at Big Bear when you were
a little kid. Yeah, yeah. And you were

spinning at least 540s. It was all
helmet. It was all helmet. It looked

was. Okay, here's a good one. You were
Josh Brolin's stunt skater double in the

1986 film Thrashing. That is false.

What happened? What happened? Do I look
like Josh Brolin?

You could have put on a little. I
actually only had an extra part in

Thrashing. That is false.

You turned down a half a million dollar
buyout on Tony Hogg Pro Skater. That is

true. Right before its release. At that
time, in terms of my financial status,

it was a pretty crazy move because I had
never heard anyone.

Even speak the words half a million
dollars. That much, yeah. But at that

they were saying, this is all you're
going to get.

Oh, I didn't realize that. So the buyout
meant you get no more royalties. Oh,

no. So that would have been one lump
sum. That would have been a terrible

situation. It would have been a bad
choice.

That was the best financial decision of
my life. Last but not least here, your

signature hairstyle became so popular
that stylists made signs offering the

flock to their customers.

From what I understand, that is true.

Really? People told me they would go to
Barber's and it would say Tony Hawk

haircut and then that price.

Pretty cool.

That was it.

You can't grow it like that anymore.

It was good.

What do you got? Sean White. I became
your mentor after we met at a skate park

in San Diego.

Name the best and worst piece of advice
that I ever gave you.

I'm excited for this one.

I started hanging with you and then as I
got...

you know, more popularity in the sport
of skating and snowboarding, you know,

they started doing these kind of group
interviews with us. And you gave me some

advice that was really amazing at the
time because everybody asked me the same

question. How do you feel about Sean
being the next Tony Hawk?

And you were like, that sounds terrible.

I remember being like, uh, you know, as
a kid, you're like, wait, what?

And, but you're like, no, it sounds
terrible. Like I wouldn't want Sean to

exact career path. I know what they were
saying, like to be on your level of

success, but.

You were like, oh, that sounds terrible.
He needs to be Sean White. Have your

own identity. The next Sean White or
whatever. And I was like, oh, wow. I

just, there's no template to follow.

Worst advice.

Goodness. I think there's probably a few
times where you're like, you can make

it.

Like, do the job.

I was like, and did you get hurt?

No, I never got hurt. It wasn't that bad
of advice. It wasn't that bad of

advice. The worst advice. I don't know.
I think I got to eat a wing. That didn't

work.

Good luck with that.

Okay. Comes in later.

I bet you.

There it is.

There it is.

What's the worst advice I gave you?

Eat that wing.

Oh, okay.

I just thought, like, your whole tone
changed to a new shade of red.

Yeah. Unless you're active.

No, it's it.

It's it.

I'm okay.

But it was like a build.

It started here and just went.

It's entertaining from this angle.

I can't believe I'm down by one wing. In
the world of skateboarding, people are

always debating who's the greatest of
all time. Get yourself in hot water with

your old skate buddies by choosing four
skaters to put on your Mount Rushmore.

Oh, dude.

Oh, I hate these so much.

Eat the wing.

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

It's a disservice for me to not honor
who I think are the most legendary,

innovative skaters are ones that broke
new ground.

Ronnie Mons is Godfather of modern
street skating.

He invented the kickflip, the 360 flip,
the impossible.

Mark Gonzalez, because he took what we
do to the streets and made it so that

streets became a skate park. In terms of
how they approached their career, Tony

Alba was the first skater to...

really make a business out of skating i
used to try to copy a signature when i

was in elementary school alva and for
the last one uh patty mcgee oh

she was on the cover of life magazine on
a skateboard and and that was the first

time skateboarding was on in a major
publication she was one of the first

pros yeah She continued to advocate for
skating through all of her years. She

just recently passed away. Rest in
peace. But yeah, she was, Patty McGee is

like, Oh gee. So there you go. There's
my milk mushroom. And you know what?

Okay. Debated all day. It's okay.

I think the first one to really make me
just look at skating completely

different was Bob Burnquist. Yep. You
were right in that pocket of Bob. Yeah.

crazy run of tricks and styles. He came
out of nowhere. Remember when he was

wearing the yellow glasses for some
reason? You know, and then we all

like, trying them on, like, is this
helping him? Because he's doing

switch. He's getting switch, yeah. Yeah,
and, like, it looked like he was

falling, but he still somehow landed.

I mean, there's still tricks that Bob
did in those days that no one can do.

Yeah.

All right.

Friendship test.

Oof.

I'm going to write down my answer, and
you have to guess my response.

Guess wrong, and you have to eat a death
wing.

On the mountain, I've taken plenty of
slams, but nothing hits.

Oh, a little spicy.

But nothing hits me, and it was on hits.

Nothing hits me like a good romantic
comedy.

Which rom -com is my favorite?

Ooh.

I'm supposed to guess.

What?

I love a good rom -com.

Can we just do like a trust fall or
something? Isn't that a better

test? What qualifies as a rom -com?

I'm going to go with The Wedding Singer.

That is an amazing one, but not the
right one.

What?

Notting Hill. Who are you? All day.

I guess I failed the friendship test.

Well, here's to Notting Hill. All right.

That's a good one.

Do you remember Spike?

The quirky flatmate?

I don't know. You haven't seen it? No.

Wow. Hugh Grant.

Sorry, Hugh.

Oh, is it hitting?

Yeah. I'm trying to see it.

Double bite. I just try to go. What a
hero. I try to outrun it.

Oh, okay.

Like, when you stop eating it, you just
kind of keep moving to outrun the pain

through that window? Yeah. You just
decide it's not a thing.

My tongue's on fire.

Have you done this? You practice?

Well, I did it with Sean.

Oh.

Yeah, the way back. The other Sean.
Yeah. I was like, yeah.

Okay. Oh, friendship test.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is one of the
most iconic video games of all time.

you. I didn't write this, but I
appreciated the sentiment. It was. If

playing as myself, which character am I
choosing to set a new high score?

That is tricky.

Oh, man.

That was way longer than the name I was
going to guess.

Well, I was thinking you wouldn't have
chosen somebody that was a vert skater.

I mean, if I'm going to live out any
sort of fantasies or tricks that I

to do, it wasn't going to be in the vert
realm, you're right. Yeah. I'm thinking

like Eric Costin. Is that your guess?

Yeah. Did I nail it?

You didn't because my favorite special
tricks came from Bam. Oh.

Bam. But you did all this to throw me
off. Yes.

That's right.

All right, I'll eat the wing. Don't hate
the player, hate the game.

Okay.

Are you dipping it more?

No, well, I don't want to cheat.

I'm getting there. It's fine. It's
covered.

It's okay, Sean.

You're going to be in pain. Oh, you're
definitely going to be in pain. Oh, no.

I had to throw it back. That was a solid
bite.

Ooh. What?

I was always Tony.

I was a big guy. I got you, bud.

I was actually going to write Riley more
current because Riley's in the new

games, but I didn't think you would know
that Riley's a character in the games.

But that's the most fun for me is
playing as my son's character.

Yeah. I remember playing the game so
much that I had to tape my thumbs.

Because they were raw.

Oh, wow. From playing.

A number of celebrities have taken up
skateboarding in recent years. Put your

nice guy reputation at risk by ranking
these celeb skaters from best to worst.

Okay.

Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, Tyler, the
Creator.

Wow. Yeah. Rough.

You're getting an email later from
somebody.

Tyler is the best of those three. There
was a ramp on the Burton store on

Melrose, and there's all these kids
there skating all the time. And then I

remember watching Jimmy Fallon or
something. I was like, oh, all those

kids are on TV. Oh, yeah. Rapping right
now.

Lugger Squad. Yeah, I had no idea that
that was the case. Yeah. No, Tyler, I

mean, he grew up in the skaters. He's
good.

Justin can do inward heel, and I've
never done inward heel, so I have

for him. Okay.

Yeah. But I feel like Weezy just...

He's put more time and his heart into
it. Yeah. So I have to give him credit

that. You're giving him the heart award.

Yeah. His heart's in it. Yeah. Okay. He
has brought attention to skateboarding

to a new audience. That's true. He's an
advocate for skate parks.

He really walks the walk. I'm going to
give him a second. Okay. And Justin's

third, even though. Tyler, Wayne.

No. Yeah, I got it. Lil Wayne said my
name in one of his raps.

Really? Yeah, one of his songs.

Come on, you know it. I know, I'm
pretending I don't.

Oh, let me think. What is the word that
rhymes with my name?

Uh, no.

But it's a pretty good song. Bill Gaten.

Good. Put it on in your Jeep Cherokee on
the way home, brother.

Hit me with it. Oh, wait. Do I get a
Jeep Cherokee for doing this?

All right, you ready? Yeah, hit me.

You traveled the globe with me on the
gigantic skate park tour as one of the

youngest dudes on the crew. What is the
craziest thing you witnessed on the road

with a bunch of skateboarding lunatics?

I'm so glad I'm not answering the
question. Oh, my God.

Family show. I know. I feel like I need
to take a wing.

Just because it was too heavy.

I just remember sitting in the autograph
line.

And Bam was always near me or next to
me. And part of their shtick in the show

was like they would slap each other in
the face. Like a sign of like, oh, my

butt or you're part of the crew.

And these people will come through line.
And I'm just sitting there as a kid,

like signing autographs. Like, oh, cool.

And these kids would come through line
and be like, Bam, will you slap me?

And he's just like, ah, you know, he's
like, oh, man, I can't. I can't do that.

And then they're like, just please,
please. You know, I brought this piece

paper that's a sign saying it's okay for
you to slap me. He's like, I really

can't. I really can't. And then, like,
right when they were at their most

desperate or disappointed, like, turning
to leave, he would just get up and just

slap them so hard.

Are you saying they brought permission
slips? Yeah, they had little signs. I

don't remember that. Yeah.

Wow. And he would slap them so hard.

And then he'd run and just throw himself
off the bus into a tree, and we'd

leave.

Happy to wing? I'm good, right?

That was good.

I'm going to get you here, Juan. Okay.

Oh, I love this.

You're one of the greatest skateboarders
who ever lived.

I need you to look into the camera and
admit once and for all that snowboarding

is way cooler than skateboarding.

I knew it.

All right.

You know, I mean, the whole thing.
You're going. Yeah.

But I've seen Tony on the mountain a few
times. It's like seeing your teacher

outside of school or something. You're
like, what are you doing here?

Hey, man.

All right. Somewhere in school.

You know, it started because of
skateboarding as far as I'm concerned.

Tie game.

It's tradition around here to put a
little extra on the last wing.

You and your opponent can add an extra
dab to your final wings now.

We're doing it. I'm going the last dab.

Well, Riley's dog's name is Apollo, so
I'm going to go for Apollo.

Okay.

Final dab.

Come on.

Come on. Dab of doom. There you go.

As world -class athletes, we're always
prepared wherever adventure takes us. In

this final challenge, we must put our
travel skills to the test by setting up

campsite.

The all -new Jeep Cherokee Hybrid holds
the gear. As a team, we must unpack the

rear cargo to find and assemble the
tent.

If we fail to build a tent before the
clock runs out, we must both eat a wing.

Sean, final challenge.

Are you ready? I'm ready.

I'm ready. We're not glamping.

Oh, it's locked.

What? Oh, man.

Wait. Put that back.

This is nothing.

We've got to find the tent first.

No.

No. It's in here.

All right. No tent.

What is this?

Oh, these are the tricky part. I'm going
to start on these.

Two minutes left. Two minutes. Two
minutes.

Oh, we were so casual about this. But I
want to say this guy goes to the top.

I don't know. What's happening, Sean?

This isn't good.

I think this is... What?

All right.

I feel like I'm putting together a TV
antenna from the 70s. I was way off.

Oh, wait. It's in.

Please definitely go to the corners.

Okay, we're failing.

At least we're in this together.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

They got these little black clips that
go on.

We're so close.

You got that. I want to know how you got
these end parts. Do you go put those

into little metal pieces?

I think.

And then... I'd sleep in that

right there. If you hold it up like this
all night, I can sleep in there.

Are you not giving up the ghost? I know.

Hey, misery loves company.

All right, Sean.

Here's to never giving up. All right,
here we go. Cheers.

I'll eat one bite.

Oh, man. It was a little guy.

This is more my kind of camping.

Eating by a fire and then driving home.

Everyone's a winner.

I'm pretty happy about it. I learned a
lot about Tony here and pain tolerance.

And that, yeah, we can both take some
wings.

Thank you, Jeep Cherokee Hybrid, for the
humbling experience of showing us how

we don't know how to put a tent
together.

And thanks to Hot Ones for the intense
experience of some of the new

pains that we felt.

Setting our faces on fire.

Thanks, guys.

All right.

Oh, it's hitting.

Nice.

I'd love some ice cream, yeah.

Eat the wing.