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Are you still working?
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Yeah, going over the books.
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Is everything okay?
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Not sure.
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Math ain't really
my strong suit.
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Oh, honey,
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can't be any worse
than your English.
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Let me see.
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Whoa, that's
a really big number.
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Is that what you owe?
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That's what we made.
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That's amazing.
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- I know.
- So there's definitely a mistake.
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Has to be.
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Well, do you want me
to check it?
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- Are you good at math?
- Better than you.
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Hmm.
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Okay, let me see.
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That's, um...
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What you think?
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I think we should ask my mom.
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Ah, there's your mistake
right there.
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I knew it.
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Well, you forgot to carry
forward last month's earnings.
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You're up
even more than you thought.
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So we made that?
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You made that.
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Holy crap!
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Wait, wait.
Let me see, let me see.
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Holy crap!
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Let's go out and celebrate.
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Or we could stay in.
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Hmm, I like the sound of that.
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O-Okay, I'm right here.
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Sorry.
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We'll go.
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Actually, I'm just
gonna take this.
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Whoo, mama!
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No way. How?
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Between the U-Haul account
and the chamber of commerce
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sending us business,
we had our best month ever.
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And you're sure this is right?
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It's not that I don't trust you.
I just...
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don't.
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Mrs. McAllister checked it.
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Holy crap.
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My exact words.
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You know what we should do?
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We should each take a bonus.
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Or we do the smart thing
and pay down our debt.
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That is the smart thing.
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So we're agreed?
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We're agreed
that's the smart thing.
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But we're not gonna do it?
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No.
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Turns out, we had the best month
the store's ever had.
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After you retired.
That's a kick in the plums, huh?
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No, I'm happy for him.
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And also, I laid the foundation.
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And also, shut up.
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Don't be jealous.
It's easier for Georgie.
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He's just so handsome
and charming.
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Hey, your father's charming.
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Oh, don't listen to them,
Mr. McAllister.
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I couldn't have done
any of this without you.
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Thank you.
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Jerks.
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So, you got any fun plans
for the money?
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Figure this might be a good time
to open a retirement account.
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My motto is
"It's never too soon to save."
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How is that your motto?
You don't make any money.
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Don't need money for mottos.
Mottos are free.
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Georgie, I know
you want to be responsible,
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but I think
you should treat yourself.
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There's no rush. I'm gonna be
successful my whole life.
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It's okay to splurge
every once in a while.
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I don't really need anything.
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Honey, you still have shirts
from high school.
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That wasn't that long ago.
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Let me take you shopping
this weekend. It'll be fun.
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- I hate shopping.
- Yeah, I know.
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It's one of the things
I'm trying to fix about you.
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Remember when we first started
making money at the store?
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Oh, yeah.
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Connor was a baby,
and I bought that rocking chair.
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Felt so extravagant.
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And he did not like it.
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Threw up every time.
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I did a little splurging
myself back then.
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You never told me that.
What'd you buy?
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It doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.
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Oh, come on, tell me.
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Okay.
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Uh, bought a Super Bowl ticket,
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50-yard line.
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And you didn't buy me a ticket?
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Well, I would've,
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but the 50-yard line's
real expensive.
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You rat bastard!
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Here I am,
feeling bad about a chair
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I bought for our infant son,
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and you went to the Super Bowl
without me?
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Yeah, but...
we can laugh about it now.
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Unbelievable.
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Well, that was
like 20 years ago.
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Water under the bridge.
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Fine.
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I guess you're right.
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I'm sure you got a couple things
you never told me.
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Oh, more than a couple.
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Well, there you go.
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So, what are they?
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I'll tell you in 20 years.
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Oh, come on.
I might not still be alive.
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Well, think of it
as a reason to hang in there.
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How's it going in there?
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Okay.
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Might go a little better
if you come in and help me out.
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Nice try, but fluorescent lights
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and a lot of mirrors is not
the turn-on you think it is.
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- Well?
- You look great. Let's get it.
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I don't know. Black jeans?
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Not like I'm going to a wedding.
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Okay, how about
just the shirt, then?
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It's really white.
What if I spill something on it?
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Well, then you'll get it
dry-cleaned.
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I didn't want to come here.
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You think I want to go
to the dry cleaners?
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Come on, there's got to be
something here that you want.
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That jacket's kind of cool.
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Oh, this one?
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Okay, let's try it on.
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Okay.
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Here you go.
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Oh, yeah, hubba-hubba.
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Oh, and it's on sale.
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- How much?
- Only $180.
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$180?
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I ain't spending that much
on a jacket.
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Well, but it's
a hubba-hubba jacket.
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No, it's too much.
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I have sunglasses
that cost that much.
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You have sunglasses
that cost $180?
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Okay, I thought
if they were expensive,
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I wouldn't lose them.
I was wrong.
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- I'm gonna go change.
- Okay.
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And then maybe after,
we can go to the shoe store.
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I don't need shoes.
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Yeah, I'm not talking about you.
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Sweet Jeep.
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Thanks. Just bought it.
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I didn't know
you were looking for a car.
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I was gonna talk to you about it
over breakfast,
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but then I remembered
you're not my wife.
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These things
are built like tanks.
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I know. You could drive this
through a war zone.
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So you gonna take it off-road?
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And get it dirty? No way.
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So, what'd you do
with your bonus?
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Nothing.
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Aw, dude, you got to
treat yourself to something.
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Knowing that my family
is taken care of is my treat.
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Oh, ugh.
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I've got my whole life
to buy stuff.
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But you're only young once.
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I wish I could've bought
this thing when I still had hair
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to blow in the wind.
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What you should've done
is got a wife
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while you still had hair
to blow in the wind.
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I'm your only friend.
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You should watch
how you talk to me.
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That ain't true.
Mandy's my friend.
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My best friend.
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Oh, ugh!
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Sleep okay?
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Like a baby. You?
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Same.
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I mean, I did find myself
thinking about
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your little secrets.
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Who said they were little?
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You're screwing with me, right?
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Sure.
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Just tell me one.
I won't be mad.
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Oh, yeah, you will.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Whoa, you went back
and got the jacket.
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Yeah, Ruben convinced me
I needed to lighten up a little.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I did say the same thing.
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I'm like the lid
on a jar of mayonnaise.
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You loosened me up.
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Well, you do look sexy.
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I do, don't I?
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It's weird. I'm not used
to spending money on myself.
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Well, you never really had
any money to spend.
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Plus, my parents always
fought about money,
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so I guess it made me a little...
what do you call it, frugal?
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We don't have to be frugal.
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We both have jobs.
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It's okay to treat ourselves
once in a while.
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You're right.
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You know, you buy what
you want, I buy what I want.
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Everybody's happy.
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What'd you buy now?
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The point is, everybody's happy.
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Need a hand?
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What?
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Need a hand?
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You're kidding, right?
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Why-why would I be kidding?
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For our entire marriage,
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you have never once offered
to help me with the laundry.
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Well, isn't it nice
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that we can still surprise
each other?
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Speaking of which,
got you a little something.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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Astros tickets?
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Yeah, two of 'em.
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I know it's not the Super Bowl,
but these are great seats,
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right behind home plate.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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A-And they're playing
the Dodgers.
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I know how you feel about them.
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I do hate
those Hollywood hippies.
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Great.
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You still can't buy my secrets.
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Are you sure?
Did you see the price?
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Thanks for helping
with the laundry.
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Here, these go in the dryer.
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That's that thing right there.
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Ooh.
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Can I look?
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One sec. Okay.
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You bought a Jet Ski.
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Who's frugal now?
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What you think?
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I didn't know
you wanted a Jet Ski.
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My whole life.
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It's like a motorcycle,
except if you fall off,
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instead of dying, you get wet.
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I'm just a little surprised
we didn't talk about it first.
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You're the one who said
I should buy whatever I wanted.
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Yep, I did, I did.
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And you did, so...
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yay, Jet Ski.
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Picture it:
you, me, out on the lake.
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Matching red swimsuits
like Baywatch.
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I should've known
Baywatch was behind this.
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I often ask myself,
252
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"What would the Hoff do?"
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The Hoff?
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00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,966
David Hasselhoff.
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00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,467
It's like "What Would Jesus Do?"
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00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,003
but one of them
used to be Knight Rider.
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Well, can't argue
with that logic.
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Best part: we ever get hit
with one of them tsunamis,
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me, you and CeeCee
can Jet Ski right out.
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Or that logic.
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Why is there a Jet Ski
in the driveway?
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Georgie bought it.
263
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,690
Please tell me
he's not gonna keep it there.
264
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,525
Oh, you don't like it?
265
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,195
It's so white trash.
266
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,831
What's next,
a couch on the front lawn?
267
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,267
Well, he does like
sleeping outside.
268
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,701
It can't stay there.
269
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,136
I agree. Go tell him.
270
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,938
Amanda, don't make me
the bad guy.
271
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,374
I didn't make you the bad guy.
God did.
272
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,347
It's open.
273
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,283
Jet Ski's got to go.
274
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,151
Where am I supposed to put it?
275
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,286
Not my problem.
276
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,021
- Can I put it in the backyard?
- No.
277
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,890
- What if I park it on the street?
- No.
278
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,557
- What if I...
- No.
279
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,629
You're not gonna believe this.
280
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,398
Your mother won't let me
keep the Jet Ski here.
281
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,835
Oh, she is the worst.
282
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,643
Hey.
283
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,279
So, something going on
with you and Mom?
284
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,981
No. Why?
285
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,150
I heard her on the phone
with Aunt Louise.
286
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,153
What'd she tell her?
287
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,123
I shouldn't say.
I'm trying not to be a gossip.
288
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,126
Then why'd you bring it up?
289
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,028
I said I'm trying.
I'm not good at it yet.
290
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,764
Okay, fine.
291
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,800
I told her about something dumb
I did years ago,
292
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,601
and now she's torturing me.
293
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,937
Ooh, what did you do?
294
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,972
No, don't tell me.
I'm better than this.
295
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,974
It's no big deal.
296
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,475
She's just trying
to make me think
297
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,410
she got a secret
I don't know about.
298
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,812
Does she?
299
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,181
Probably. I don't know.
300
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,016
Hey, um...
301
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,818
you got a weird relationship
with her.
302
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,686
You ever hear anything?
303
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,022
What's weird is
a father asking his child
304
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,824
if he knows secrets
about his mother.
305
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,959
No, it ain't.
306
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,493
What would she think?
307
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,695
She doesn't need to know.
308
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,165
Wow.
309
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,200
Now you want the child
to keep secrets from his mother.
310
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,035
You are some piece of work.
311
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,242
- Morning.
- Morning.
312
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,613
Why is there a Jet Ski
in the garage?
313
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,983
Pretty sweet, huh? I bought it.
314
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,684
Why?
315
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,419
What do you mean, why?
You bought a Jeep.
316
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,820
Yeah, that I drive to work.
317
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,022
What are you gonna do
with that thing?
318
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,256
What am I gonna do?
319
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,126
I'll take it to the lake
and look like a badass.
320
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,561
How am I supposed to work
with that here?
321
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,864
I'll pull it out during the day
and put it back at night.
322
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,233
Every day?
For the rest of your life?
323
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,868
No, just till I have
a house on a lake
324
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,369
with a dock for my Jet Ski.
325
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,907
Aw, dude, this is just stupid.
326
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,841
Hey, you were all over me
to spend money
327
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,243
and have fun, so I did.
328
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,679
Yeah, but this is just stupid.
329
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,548
You want to be that way, fine.
330
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,883
I'm not taking you to the lake.
331
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,919
- Georgie.
- What?
332
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,154
This is really stupid.
333
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,228
Mind if I watch some TV?
334
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,762
Knock yourself out.
335
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,570
Please tell me.
336
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,672
Fine.
337
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,443
I know that every year
338
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,745
you said you were going
to a tire convention,
339
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,581
you really went to a casino.
340
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,955
Wait, that's not your secret.
That's my secret.
341
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,622
Did you know I knew?
342
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,757
No.
343
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,226
'Cause I can keep a secret.
344
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,863
That don't count.
Tell me one of yours.
345
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,631
- You first.
- Well, I don't got any more.
346
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,569
Well, then I guess you have
nothing to bargain with.
347
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,005
You're just bluffing.
I know everything about you.
348
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,676
Hey, um...
are you faking bedroom stuff?
349
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,244
'Cause I'm okay with that.
350
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,151
- Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,453
You're home late.
Did you have a tow?
352
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,256
No, I had a little accident
with the Jet Ski.
353
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,058
You took it to the lake?
354
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,260
I backed it into Ruben's Jeep.
355
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,129
Oh, Georgie.
356
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,631
The important thing is
no one was hurt.
357
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,567
Although Ruben did cry a little.
358
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,470
Did you ever think maybe this
wasn't the smartest purchase?
359
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,340
You and everybody else was
pushing me to buy something,
360
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,708
so I bought something.
361
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,244
Well, I didn't mean a Jet Ski
we're never gonna use.
362
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,113
We'll use it.
We'll go next weekend.
363
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,348
- It's gonna rain.
- Well, the weekend after.
364
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,683
- CeeCee has a birthday party.
- She can skip it.
365
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,119
No, no.
366
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,987
She skips and then all the moms
stop inviting her,
367
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,322
and then she's got no friends.
368
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,525
She'll make friends.
Her dad has a Jet Ski.
369
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,960
You are not putting
strange kids on that thing.
370
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,262
You're not putting
our kid on that thing.
371
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,631
Well, not now,
but once she learns to swim.
372
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,734
Georgie, it's okay to
admit that you made a mistake.
373
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,037
I've bought plenty
of dumb things in my life.
374
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,005
I know.
I've seen your shoe closet.
375
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,376
Hey, my shoes are not dumb.
I love every single one of them.
376
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,312
Except for the clogs.
I'll give you the clogs.
377
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,281
Well, I love my Jet Ski.
378
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,882
And someday,
when we have a free weekend
379
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,851
and the weather's nice
and CeeCee learns to swim,
380
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,186
you're gonna love it, too.
381
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,121
Honey, are you listening
to yourself?
382
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,522
I don't have to.
I know what I'm saying.
383
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,798
I don't know.
It's kind of an eyesore.
384
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,634
You let Sheldon put
that big satellite dish
385
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,537
in the front yard when he was
trying to spy on NASA.
386
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,839
We made him take that down.
387
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,376
The FBI made him take it down.
388
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,411
Who do you think called them?
389
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,746
- Really?
- I had their card on the fridge
390
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,483
ever since the uranium incident.
391
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,252
I promise, it's only temporary.
392
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,621
A couple weeks, just till I find
a better place to store it.
393
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,990
Just a few weeks, right?
394
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,625
A month, tops.
395
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,162
And hey, when we take it out
on the lake, you should come.
396
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,664
That does sound kind of fun.
397
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,000
Finally, someone gets it.
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