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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:05,090 Hi, this is Natasha Nice at missax .com, and I'm going to give you all of my 2 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:06,090 love. 3 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,920 Robert. What? What's wrong? 4 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,940 Remember how I asked you to help around the house? 5 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:47,540 I came home from the work day from hell to 6 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,600 find that you didn't do the dishes. 7 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,620 Or take out the trash. 8 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,040 The home is a sty. 9 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,200 Have you thought about maybe getting a housekeeper? 10 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:56,460 Maybe we need one. 11 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:58,440 Who's paying for a housekeeper? 12 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,140 I don't know. 13 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:08,400 You? I am sick and tired, Robbie. Do you realize how hard it is to work two 14 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:14,520 jobs? I mean, this is ridiculous. All I ask for is that the house be tidy when I 15 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 come home from work. 16 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:17,940 Do you know what... 17 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,480 Steven said to me today, when I asked him if I could wear anything but these 18 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:26,740 damn heels, I said, can I wear flats, Mr. Stevens? And he said, no, that would 19 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:30,400 be unprofessional, even though I'm running around all day doing all of his 20 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,500 errands for him in these heels. Wow. 21 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:35,460 This bitch is going ballistic again. 22 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,600 She thinks I have nothing to do but go to school and clean the house. 23 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,580 She doesn't even realize that I'm going to school for her, to please her, to 24 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,280 make her proud of me. 25 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:47,380 It's my dream. 26 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,260 to teach yoga, to sell my paintings, and she wants me to go to medical school. I 27 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,700 despise medical school. It's agony. 28 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,920 It's not my passion. It's hers. 29 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,900 I get a few hours to try to peacefully zone out, and now she wants me to get up 30 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,900 and clean up. 31 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,700 I wish Dad was still around. He'd support my dream. 32 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,220 He always had a way of convincing her to see a different point of view. 33 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,700 I wish I could reprogram her like the anthropomorphic practice bodies at 34 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:24,020 I need her to be more loving. More understanding and... That's just it. You 35 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,360 just... You have to go. 36 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:26,860 Go. 37 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,500 Go. 38 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,300 Go. 39 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,020 Go. 40 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,540 Are you okay? 41 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:45,540 Yeah. I was just thinking about how terrible I sound. 42 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,930 Have you ever... Heard your own voice. Just felt disgusted. 43 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,990 I think that just happened to me. 44 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,410 Like a sort of epiphany. 45 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:05,090 Okay. Well, I'm going to go downstairs and clean up the dishes and maybe 46 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,910 run to the liquor store. No. 47 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:09,310 No. 48 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:13,470 I don't know what I want right now, honey. My head is a little blurry. 49 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:20,690 You just need to relax. 50 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,870 Is that what you would like me to do? 51 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,390 Yes. 52 00:04:47,549 --> 00:04:49,070 You're relaxing in my bed? 53 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,350 Uh, where would you like me to relax now, son? 54 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,110 Wherever you want. 55 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:04,770 I'm sorry, darling. I can't even think about what I want. 56 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:12,370 Why don't you go lay in the bath with your lavender salt? Doesn't that always 57 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:13,370 relax you? 58 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:14,450 Yeah. 59 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,150 Oh, uh, sorry. 60 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:53,290 Um, I was about to head out. 61 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,190 Good morning, darling. 62 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,990 Where are you still in the bathtub? Aren't you supposed to leave at 8 .30? 63 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,790 Would you like me to go to work, darling? 64 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,080 Why do you keep asking me what I want? 65 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,900 Are you feeling well? No, I'm not well. 66 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,820 My body is 92 .12 degrees Fahrenheit. 67 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,640 Or 33 .4 degrees Celsius. 68 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,300 Oh! It's freezing in there! What? 69 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,440 What are you doing in there? Let me get you a towel. 70 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,960 Would you like me to stop relaxing in the tub? 71 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,760 Yeah. Obviously. Would you fall asleep in here? 72 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:47,320 Put this towel on. 73 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,000 Yes, master. 74 00:06:57,980 --> 00:06:58,980 Master? 75 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,560 Just, okay. 76 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,260 Just turn yourself off, please. 77 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:27,370 Master? The APB robots at school respond to commands with Master. 78 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:28,730 Step out of the tub. 79 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,090 Yes, Master. 80 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,090 I don't know. 81 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,470 Please stand on one leg for me. 82 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:46,670 Okay, okay, back down. 83 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,950 Okay, raise your right hand. 84 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:53,910 Okay, back down. 85 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:55,950 Raise your left hand. 86 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,690 Okay, put the right one back up. 87 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,170 Okay, 88 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,470 cover yourself up with a towel, please. 89 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,690 Thank you. 90 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,110 You're welcome. 91 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:16,670 Do you remember last night yelling at me during the storm? 92 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:20,710 Yes. I can assure you that I will not displease you again. 93 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,040 or something? 94 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,700 I'm being reprogrammed to suit you. 95 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:38,840 Is that some sort of sick joke? Are you trying to teach me some sort of lesson? 96 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:43,620 Electromagnetic waves from the lightning storm last night paired with your wish, 97 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:48,580 my regret, and self -actualization resulted in a force of EPG waves that 98 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:52,480 reprogrammed my anterior coagulate and prefrontal cortexes. 99 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,580 In short, your desires are now my desires. 100 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,590 I think I need you to come lay in your bed for a second. 101 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:11,670 Okay, come here. 102 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:19,450 Are you hungry, 103 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,750 Master? 104 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:26,630 I think I need to get you to the doctor. 105 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:30,150 I am well, Master. 106 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,030 Okay. 107 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:42,440 Do you ever think you'll be able to drive or go to work or have a 108 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,440 with someone you knew? 109 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,060 Yes, Master. 110 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:48,460 Okay. 111 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,860 You gotta stop calling me Master. 112 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:09,310 I don't know why I did that There's no need to be sorry 113 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,670 Can you kiss me here? 114 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:54,450 What? Wait, I can't. I can't. That's... Your desires are my desires. 115 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:46,970 um um 116 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 Let's just please you. 8194

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