All language subtitles for Abracadavers s02e05 Uncommon Thieves.eng

(camera reel clicking)

(digital music swelling)

(suitcase cracks open)

(crickets chirping)

(footsteps falling)

(slow rumbling)

- Was that?

- Yeah.

What does that mean?

- It means that Chris was right.

They know what happened to Gabe

and they didn't say anything.

- Are you coming?

- We don't know what we're
walking into anymore.

- We have super powers.

What are they gonna do,
tell us what time it is?

(tense music swell)

(door creaks open)

- Hey guys.

- Paul.

Maria.

You're early.

- Better early than never.

As I always say.

- I don't think that's
how the saying goes.

- So, when do we do the illegal activity?

(lo-fi electronic music)

- Would you rather have wet
jeans for the rest of your life?

Like, sopping wet.

Or have both of your thumbs cut off?

- (laughs) When would I
ever be in a situation

where I'd have to choose
between those two options?

- It's "Would You Rather?",

it's not supposed to be realistic.

Haven't you ever played this
game before with your friends?

- Probably, thumbs.

Wet pants means wet
shoes and I'd hate that.

- That was always Chris's reasoning, too.

- I haven't.

- What?

- Played "Would You Rather?".

I had friends at the camp.

I wasn't a total loser,
but they weren't the kind.

Blair was my best friend
when I was at the camp.

She still is.

I think.

- Really?

Blair?

She seems a bit tightly wound.

Shall we say.

- She was the first
person to see my powers

and think they were valuable.

Okay,

I

lied

to you.

Just a little bit.

The truth is,

my powers aren't dangerous.

They are useful though.

I can create portals.

I can transport things

from one place to another
pretty seamlessly.

I can practically be
in two places at once,

from one place to the next
in the blink of an eye.

- I had a suspicion.

I take it, I probably
don't need to tell you

about my powers either.

- No.

Sorry about that.

- I think that's okay.

But,

if you could get us back
to the camp whenever,

why didn't you?

What's recon night?

- Oh.

That.

Blair has always had this idea

to slowly collect the
objects from the object room

so that the staff wouldn't notice.

Recon night is when she
decides which object to take.

My abilities allowed her to do that.

Once she noticed me,

she recruited me.

To help her move the
objects into this location.

Sort of like, a safe house.

To keep the objects and
their power for herself

and for the rest of us,

me and the rest of her friends.

This building is full
of the objects we took.

I'm a bad person, I know.

(heartfelt piano music)

- You're not a bad person.

What I'm trying to understand is

what you're getting out of this.

Do you want more power too?

I haven't known you for very long

but that doesn't sound like you.

It seems like all of this is for Blair.

- I know.

I was trying to be a good friend but

maybe I went a little too far.

After Blair gets what she wants,

I don't know what will happen.

That wasn't something I'd considered.

I just wanted to spend time with someone

and to feel useful.

No one has ever thought my
powers were cool before.

- Yeah. You said it already.

Blair thinks that your
powers are valuable,

but not you.

There are easier ways to make friends.

- Yeah.

Well,

I guess now we don't
have to be stuck here.

- Can I trust you,

if we go back to the camp?

- You can trust me.

After being stuck with
you here all this time,

you're the first real
friend I've had in a while.

You ready?

- Yeah.

Before we go, we need to make a plan.

(quirky electronic music)

(lock clicks)

(door creaks open)

- All clear.

(quirky electronic music)

- Hey.

I don't wanna make a big deal about this

but now that you're here,

I need you to listen to me

and I need you to trust me.

If I tell you to do something, do it.

It's a delicate situation.

And I'm the only one that's done it.

- Got it.

- Hey, get this.

They've got a TV in their stash

that always has a soul inside of it.

- Creepy.

- [Chip] Wonder who's in there right now.

- No one can know we were here. Okay?

I already made a mistake
thinking Chris was in on this.

- Okay.

- Hmm, let's go.

(electricity zaps)

(tense music)

- Hey, check over there.

It's not in here like usual.

(papers rustling)

- Here.

- Here.

(keyboard clicking)

(mouse clicks)

- Did you find anything, yet?

- Give me a second, good God.

- What are you looking for?

- I am looking for whatever object

they don't find valuable.

That way, when we take it,

they won't even know it's missing.

Too much garbage piled up in here

for just Peggy to keep tabs on.

We erase the computer data,
take the file and poof.

It's like the object never
existed in the first place.

It just takes them a little while longer

to forget about the valuable ones.

These all suck.

- Shouldn't we be looking for something

that could be responsible
for making Gabe disappear?

I thought that was the
point of breaking in

dozens of times to help your friend.

(Blair chuckles)

- Totally.

Of course.

Trial and error. You know?

- Almost everything
we've got so far is junk.

A lot of the objects are useless,

once the power's been
transferred to a person.

I thought you might find that interesting.

- You said this

hair chair thing is what
brought you guys in here, right?

- Yeah, it's pretty dangerous, I guess.

- You didn't mention all this though.

This is it.

- But the chairs isn't
what made Gabe disappear.

- No.

But

we need it.

For leverage.

- Against Warren?

- That way he'll tell
us where our friends are

and everything we need to know.

(thunder rumbling)

- Maria?

(light clicks on)

Paul, what the hell.

(light clicks off)

(footsteps approaching)

- Can we talk about what just happened?

- I'm still attempting to process.

- So am I.

I was in a dead sleep.

Where were you two?

- Breaking into the office.

- What, why?

- Blair wants the hair
chair for, God knows what.

- You have to tell Warren and Peggy.

How are you two debating this?

- I think they have Gabriel.

We saw the pink light again.

- Have him? Paul, are you sure?

- We have to pretend to be
on Blair's side for now.

We'll tell Warren and
Peggy tomorrow, okay?

- Okay.

Tell me everything.

(footsteps falling)

- Hey, how does that one Cody
and the Creeps song go, again?

It's like,

dun, du-dun dun-

- No no. It's like um

Do doo do. Do doo do-

- No, no, no.

It's like this.

(indie rock music)

- Oh yeah, that is what it is.

- That's the one. Yeah.

- There he is.

- Hey, guys.

How's it going?

Am I late?

What time is it?

- Not at all.

We just wanted to have a chat with you.

Where's Maria?

- She's with Allie.

- And she thought the break-in went well?

- She thought it went well.

- I see.

Well, we just wanted to
ask you a couple questions

about the chair that got you here.

Take a seat.

(chair legs dragging)

- Well, I'll offer what I can.

There's just so much about the chair that,

you know, we don't understand.

It wasn't until we got here

and people started reacting to the fact

that we all got our various
powers from the chair,

that we truly started to
realize it's uniqueness.

- I don't know if you've noticed,

but your powers are a bit more
useful than other people's.

- It's true.

Until you came, I had one of
the best powers at the camp.

Now, compared to fire,

shape molding, water and Maria's
energy or whatever it is.

I'm not who I once thought I was.

The chair has shifted the power dynamic.

Before we were all freaks
with weird abilities

trying to hone them and make them useful.

But you and your friends,

you have powers that can change the world.

- Your powers have real power.

- We want powers like that.

And we wouldn't ask you to help

if we weren't your friend too, Paul.

Imagine all you could
do with those powers.

Imagine all you can do with your powers

and everything the objects hold.

Now's your chance to do it.

So,

are you in?

- Yeah.

I'm in.

- Is this your card?

- No.

- Oh.

(clears throat)

Is this your card?

- Still, no.

- Is this your card?

- That's your card.

(Maria laughing)
- Oh.

(slow rumbling)

- Well, this isn't
exactly what I had planned

for our reunion get-together.

(uplifting music)

Hey.

It's okay.

- I thought you were gone.

Like, really gone.

- Why didn't you tell us?

- You were all so sure he wasn't.

I didn't get it.

I imagined the worst.

- Hi, uh.

I'm Pete.

- Hi.

- Where's Paul?

- That's a bit of a story.

- I have an unbelievable
amount of questions.

- I have an unbelievable
amount of things to tell you.

- I

have cheese puffs.

(Maria laughs)

(typewriter clicking)

(darts punching on dart board)

(Peggy clears throat)

(darts punching on dart board)

- Do you mind?

I am trying to administrate.

(slow rumbling)

- All right.

I'm gonna need you to listen up.

We're all in big trouble.

- I think we should let
them steal the chair.

- Wait, are you serious?

- Perfectly.

In it's current state,
the chair is useless.

It's broken.

- Did we actually break it?

I mean.

- It seems like, if
we're on the same page,

now might be the time to let us know

if you know anything about that.

- In the meantime, Gabriel,

I'd like to keep you out of sight.

Just here on camp somewhere.

I'd hate to provoke a reaction,

if they expect you to be dead.

(heartfelt music)

Have you had this the whole time?

- Uh, yeah.

And I use it to manage my tics.

- May I?

- Sure.

(heartfelt music)

- What's the longest you've
been apart from this?

- [Chris] I haven't, since
I took it from the chair.

- Well, given what you've told me,

I think we should keep
this out of sight, as well.

For now, anyway,

you can have it back.

- What does this mean for us?

(big band pop music)

? Raise a glass, you've
made it another year ?

? Happy birthday ?

? Have a laugh, crack a
smile, even shed a tear ?

? Because it's your birthday ?

? Pop the cork, pour
the flute, make a wish ?

? And don't forget to count the candles ?

? Now we celebrate with cheers ?

? Raise your glass to another year ?

? Friends and loved ones gather near ?

? Raise your glass to another ?

? Year ?

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