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(background chatter)

(electricity shutting down)

(relaxing music)

(dreary music)

- Can we borrow your van to kidnap Chris?

- I don't own a van.

- Can we borrow your dad's van to kidnap Chris?

- Oh yeah that's fine.

This is like a pretend kidnapping though,

right?

Otherwise that's illegal.

- It's an intervention of sorts.

It's this whole hair chair thing,

it's gotta stop.

You get it right?

I'm just sort of assuming you're in.

- Oh I'm in.

All right let's hit up the cemetery.

(thunder crashes)

- Do you remember those special cakes your

mom used to make you for your birthday?

- Yeah.

I remember one with a little plastic train on top.

- It was an ice cream slab cake on your 16th birthday.

It was pretty good.

- You remember that?

- It was different.

I remember she was really into those flowers

with yellow in the middle of them.

- You're talking about daisies, Paul.

- Totally yeah.

(birds crowing)

- Do you mind if I read a poem?

Yeah that's probably for the best.

- I got you something.

- You got me a garden gnome?

- Well yeah.

If that's not enough I bought these in bulk,

there's like 50 more in my house.

- No that's okay.

Thanks Paul.

And thanks everybody for coming.

Means a lot.

(hypnotic music)

Hey Gabe...

Hear me out.

I think that I have super powers.

- Wow really?

Show me.

- I can't do them on purpose,

just happens every now and then.

- Yeah that's...

That's nuts.

- You think I'm crazy.

- No.

No man sorry.

What can you do?

- I'm just seeing weird things.

Sometimes it feels like everything distorts.

Objects like warp.

I think I'm gonna head home.

- You going to the chair?

- Yeah.

(relaxing music)

(chair clinking)

- Three, two, one, go!

(screaming)

- Hey!

Gabe!

- Really good man.

Have you talked to Chris lately?

I feel like he's been acting um...

- Weird right?

Yeah he's been acting strange lately.

That's what you're talking about yeah?

- We're gonna kidnap him.

- What?

- This whole obsession with the chair,

it's gone on for a long time.

It's just Paul and I right now,

but maybe if you're interested.

- I'd love to.

What about Maria?

- She's just...

You know she can be a bit intense.

I don't know if she's good for it.

(chair clinking)

(car brakes squeal)

- You look ridiculous.

- Thanks.

- Am I missing something?

- You didn't tell her?

- Hmm?

- The kidnapping.

You were supposed to tell her!

- I know I know.

I just thought it would be better to wait until

the last minute.

This plan is whack!

- That doesn't make any sense,

this is a planned kidnapping.

- Kidnapping Chris?

- Yes. It's this whole intervention thing.

He needs us and you,

because we're his,

you know, friends.

- Fine. I'm in.

But you're going to explain.

(chair clinking)

(mysterious music)

- I thought we agreed not to chloroform him?

- Yeah we never decided.

- He could be dead.

- Did you guys drug me?

What's happening?

- We're going on a trip.

- No, no no no,

this is...

What some kind of intervention?

- We're just trying to help you.

- I'm fine okay!

Paul, pull this van over right now.

(car idling)

- At what point do we go grab him?

- He'll change his mind.

(frogs croaking)

- Give that back?

- Sorry bud.

You're welcome to tag along with us though.

- It's my chair!

- You're loaning it to me.

- Stop that Paul!

- I can't, we have a schedule.

I've got copies.

- You can't just take stuff like that.

- I'm not taking it,

if you promise to come along,

I'll let you on.

(hypnotic music)

(heavy breathing)

- I just want you to be happy.

- Gabe.

- Yeah man.

- I need the chair.

- I know.

- I can't help it.

- I know.

- Guys! Guys look.

(hypnotic music)

(mysterious music)

(slow piano music)

(upbeat synth music)

(chair clicking)

(chair clicking)

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- [Man] Hey!

- No phones in the pool!

- Why?

- You'll wreck it!

- It's waterproof.

Sorry, Hi Allie.

- [Allie] Where are you?

Is Chris with you?

- I'm at a pool, I haven't seen Chris all morning.

I had to get out of that room.

- [Allie] You haven't seen Chris at all?

- Not since yesterday.

I'm not sure I get this whole trip thing.

- [Allie] Don't worry about that, it'll be fine.

It'll be fun.

- Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go back home.

- [Chris] Hey.

- Oh, hey.

- [Allie] Who are you talking to?

- Allie, I found Chris.

- How'd you know I'd be here?

- Because the motel pool is garbage?

(laughs)

- What's up?

- Please tell me you hate this as much as I do.

- Not really what I signed up for.

I didn't even really sign up.

- Right?

Right?

Me neither!

I don't know why Gabe started this whole thing.

- Just trying to help you?

You haven't had the greatest couple of years.

- How is getting me away from the chair supposed to help me?

You hate this too, don't you?

You of all people could convince Gabe to take us home.

- And what, you'll just sit

alone in your empty house all day?

- Isn't that what you do?

Maria.

(sighs)

- Maria, I'm sorry.

That wasn't cool.

It's just, I don't wanna be here,

and neither do you, so let's just go.

- You have no idea what I do all day or why I do it.

But I don't have that chair to sit in.

And Gabriel's doing you a favor keeping you from it.

- Gabriel doesn't get the chair.

When I sit in it, it's not like I'm just

thinking about her, or it smells like her perm chemicals,

it's like we're together again.

- How did you steal it?

- I went back the night after she died.

It was blocked off, so I went under the police tape.

And once I broke in, I just stood there, looking at it.

It was sort of calling out to me.

So, I just threw it in my trunk and drove off.

- [Maria] Wow, poignant.

- I mean, it was.

When I saw the chair, I thought it would

feel like saying goodbye but, it didn't.

I felt like, something new?

- So?

- So, I need it right now.

Can you just tell him to get home, with the chair?

- Sorry man, I trust Gabe.

Besides, doesn't he know you better than anyone?

Don't worry about me!

I'm fine.

Plus, we all wanna keep hanging around you

now you're magic, or whatever.

- Fine.

Just, don't tell anyone what I told you about the chair.

Especially not Gabe.

What?

- [Man] Well, obviously we've been waiting for you.

Yesterday you got all freaky with the candy cigarette

now you've been gone all morning?

Well, let's see it again.

(warped synth music)

- [Man] So, is this super power supposed to be useful?

- Try something else.

(droning synth music)

(gasps)

- [Ally] Should we run away?

(synth music)

- Hey guys.

You know, it's hot out so-

I just came to cool off in the hot tub 'cause-

- All right man, we need to talk.

- You told him, Maria?

Didn't we already do the intervention?

And the kidnapping, what more is there to talk about?

- I had to tell him, Chris.

You're not okay.

- [Gabe] We're all trying to help you.

I'm trying to help you, Chris.

You need to let me.

- What do you mean?

I'm on the trip, aren't I?

Please just let me sit in the chair.

- [Gabe] No.

Sorry, but not until we talk.

You're keeping things from us.

- [Maria] We know you came to the chair last night.

- [Gabe] And you're coming to it now.

You don't need this chair, Chris.

You've got us.

Let us be your creepy murder chair.

(droning synth)

- [Gabe] Tell us what's going on inside your head.

(distorted piano music)

???

- [Gabe] Chris?

Whoa, it's okay man, just sit in the chair.

- Hey, it's okay.

It's okay.

Just please, no more secrets, okay?

- This is only gonna work if we're honest with each other.

That goes for everyone.

- Yeah.

I get it.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I'll be back in the room soon.

- [Gabe] Alright man.

See you soon.

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(metal clinging)

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