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Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
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Will you just come on.
You gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
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But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
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We can get in!
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Just comb your hair, you know,
look your best.
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I can get us in.
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Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!
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You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,
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just let us in, man.
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55 and older and first
responders only.
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On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
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and get some vaccinations, mkay.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, no, I'm not on the list.
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I tried to get on the list.
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I sat on my computer
30 nights in a row
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trying to make
a vaccination appointment
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and get on the God damn list.
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Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.
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You gotta let us in!
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No, no, you have
to let in people
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with health issues first!
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I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!
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I have a compromised
immune system!
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I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
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Over 55, first responders
and Group 2B only!
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Now beat it!
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Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...
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He's a dental assistant
in conifer...
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Get the [bleep] outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!
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You're wastin your time!
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Oh, hello, ma'am.
Right this way.
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Awww!
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79, bitch-esssss!
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- Booooo!
- You suck!
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You suck you stupid old people!
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Stan, Kyle, can you come over
here real quick?
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Recess is almost over, dude.
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Just come here please,
it's important.
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Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?
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You wanna talk
or you want me to talk?
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You can talk.
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You guys, Kenny and I are
feeling like,
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even though things
are supposedly getting better
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with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
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The four of us just seem really
different towards each other
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and we're worried
the past year has put
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a strain on our broship.
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Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he can
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to save the broship,
and I agree with him.
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So we had a really positive talk
about it during lunch,
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and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybe
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we can navigate through this,
and I think
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we came up with a great idea.
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Okay, so, you know how chicks
have periods right?
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- What?
- It's true!
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Women have 'periods' where they
bleed from their vagina.
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Remember earlier today, Stan,
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you said our teacher
was wearing white?
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So when we talked
I said to Kenny,
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"Oh, what if teacher
got her period?,"
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which cheered us up a bit
and then we realized
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today was hamburger day
for lunch.
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There was lots
of ketchup laying around.
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So me and Kenny snuck into the
classroom during recess
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and put it on
the teacher's chair,
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and now when we get back to
class there's gonna be
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a bunch of ketchup
on the teacher's chair and when
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she stands up it's gonna totally
look like she got her period!
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It's going to be amazing,
you guys. I'm so excited!
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Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
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Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?
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Are there any questions.
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I know the last few
were a little tricky.
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Nnnnnnnnnnnn
nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...
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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!
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Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.
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Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.
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Ewwwwww!
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What?
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What?
What is... what is this?
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Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!
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Gross!
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Kids, something
must be wrong with me.
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Is this a prank?
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That's nasty, teacher.
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Don't have your period
during class time!
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You think this is funny?
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I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
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And I can't even get
a vaccination because
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teachers aren't
important enough?!
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And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
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on when I'll get vaccinated?!
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Well, I'm over it!
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I can't do this anymore!
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You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
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hilarious thing we've ever done.
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Which one should we
post, you guys?
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Should we post the one
where you can see the most blood
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on teacher's ass
or the one where she makes
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the dumbest face?
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You're not posting anything!
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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What do you mean, dude?
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Yeah, we finally get back
to school and have some sense
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of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!
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Hey, at least Kenny and I
were doing something
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to try and get that spark back!
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You know 30 percent of broships
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didn't make it
through the pandemic?
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What if they make us go back
to remote learning?!
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I don't want to go back
to being quarantined at home
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like some of the other
kids still are!
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Hey, fellas!
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Anything fun happen
at school today?!
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Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!
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We put ketchup
in the teacher's seat
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and made her think
it was her period!
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Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah, pretty much greatest day
of our lives.
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Do you guys know
how hard it's going to be
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for them to find us
a replacement teacher?
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It's not gonna be hard.
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They'll bring in
some lame ass teacher
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who's desperate to work.
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How bad can it be?
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Oh...
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I'm back!
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Hey, South Park!
I'm home!
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Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?
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Any luggage from below, sir?
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Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!
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Hey! Hey, Valmer!
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How're ya doing?!
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Tucker!
Lookin' good!
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Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!
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Hey! [Bleep] you!
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Hey, hey, lookin' good,
Thompson!
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Did your wife get
that AIDS test?!
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You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
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I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.
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I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
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Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.
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Well, I just went
through a little thing.
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You know, I...
I realized I was gay.
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And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.
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And after I transitioned,
I thought it was
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a little mistake
and then I went through a phase
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of being the President
of the United States.
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Well, that is the problem,
Mr. Garrison,
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as someone who previously
identified as President,
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there could be safety issues.
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Oh, that's not a problem.
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Anyone who has been President
is assigned
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secret service for
the rest of of their
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lives to keep them protected.
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Mr. Service!
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This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
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Hello.
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Uh, thank you for your
application, Mr. Garrison.
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We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefully
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the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.
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Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
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Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.
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Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
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So then go to Israel.
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I tried...
I couldn't get in.
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Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,
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and what we'd like to do now
is take you
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for an exclusive look inside.
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You're not getting in, pal.
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I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shot
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so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.
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I said get lost,
your not getting in.
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Get outta my face.
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Please give me a shot.
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Please, all I want is a shot.
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Just that one shot
that could change everything.
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Everyone clear outta the way.
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Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.
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- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
- That was great!
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Where to next, everybody?!
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That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
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- Yeah!
- Alright!
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Old people suck!
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Hah?
Can't hear ya.
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Got too many antibodies
in my ears!
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- Hahaha!
- Hahahah!
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Hey there, Billy!
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Still gotta wear that mask, huh?
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We're all vaccinated now!
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I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!
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Yeahhhh!
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Okay, grandpa.
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Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
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Oh, yeah!
You're last!
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Have fun social distancing,
loser!
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Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
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This should be fun!
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Hey, kids!
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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
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- Awwwwww!
- Oh no!
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- Eww!
- Yuck!
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Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.
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Oh, dear Christ,
what have we done?
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But it's time to get you
all back on track.
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Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom...
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Both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.
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Hand these papers out,
Mr. Service.
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Nice going, you dumb cocks!
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Stupid assholes!
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You guys are dicks.
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Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doing
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the period joke, you guys.
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Why do people think we all
did the period joke?
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Well, because I told them
we all did.
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People know we're bros and that
we do everything together!
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You guys are gonna go
and tell everyone
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the truth about who's
fault this is!
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I didn't do anything!
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That's right, Kyle,
you did nothing.
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You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped it
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at any time,
but you didn't say a word.
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Silence is violence, Kyle.
What?! Dude!
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Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?!
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I don't even know what to do!
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If you ask me,
this this whole pandemic
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has been a giant waste of time!
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Oh, my God...
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Maybe our broship
didn't survive.
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Will you shut up about that!?
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Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!
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And now you've made Kenny cry.
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Nope...
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Nope...
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Nope...
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I don't see you anywhere
on the list.
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It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.
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We are essential workers!
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Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!
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Is anybody here
actually on the list?!
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Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.
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Will you [bleep] get lost, pal?
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I don't know
what you're talking about!
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Alright, that's it.
I'm a hero of the community.
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I'm Fireman Tom!
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- Yeahhhh!
- Partyyyy!
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Okay, let's see...
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Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashioned
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number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
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Mr. Service,
can you grab a couple boxes
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of those pencils over there?
253
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Would you look at that?
254
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He ruined our entire country
255
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and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
256
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Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.
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Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
258
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,070
Oh.
Oh, I see.
259
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,270
Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
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I happen to be the only
teacher brave enough
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00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,510
to teach your kids right now,
so you better all
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00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,250
get real woke real fast!
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00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,120
Come on, Mr. Service!
264
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,260
Uh, hey!
Excuse me?!
265
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,970
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
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00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:29,640
I just want you to know
I was always on your side.
267
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:33,880
In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
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00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,250
Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?
269
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Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
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00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:41,490
So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?
271
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,560
You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.
272
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,830
What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?
273
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,740
They're vaccinating people
right now,
274
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,640
seeding people
with their microchips!
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Surely, you have a plan?!
276
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,310
We're on the Internet
every night waiting for word.
277
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:55,650
The word is get a [bleep]
life, jackass!
278
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,460
Blow shit out your dickhole!
279
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,700
Did you hear that, honey?
280
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,030
He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...
281
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,510
He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
282
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,050
Think my life doesn't matter!?
283
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,550
I show you what matters!
284
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,250
Counselors matter.
That's what matters.
285
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,290
Let's just see how your God damn
school functions
286
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,260
without a God damn counselor!
287
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:22,900
Oh, God dammit.
288
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,470
Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!
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00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,720
Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!
290
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,450
Hah? I said you
old people need to...
291
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,300
[Bleep] old people rubbing
everyone's noses
292
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,970
in their fun times!
293
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,210
What?!
294
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:51,580
I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
295
00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,820
It just seems like the pandemic
exposed problems
296
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,320
we didn't even know were there.
297
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,190
To be honest, I'm not sure
that I even see
298
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,900
a future with these guys.
299
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,600
What?!
300
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:03,940
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
301
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,110
Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.
302
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,380
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
303
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,690
a lot of problems and um, we all
304
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,436
want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?
305
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,830
- Yes.
- Yes.
306
00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:16,646
You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,
307
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,946
and we just feel like we're
going through
308
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,210
the brotions.
You know?
309
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,910
Because you guys pulled
a prank and made
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00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,556
the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
311
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,550
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.
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00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:27,690
Guess what, boys?
I don't care.
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00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,760
I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
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00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:34,230
problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!
315
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:37,340
I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
316
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,170
Please, Mr. Mackey,
we just want to get
317
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,110
our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?
318
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,380
Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?
319
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,390
It's not that simple.
320
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,610
There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,
321
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,760
and that's if teachers
get their hands on the vaccine.
322
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,370
How do we do that?
323
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,240
There's a place in town...
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00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,410
Very hard to get into.
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00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:03,080
Very exclusive.
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00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,220
Walgreens.
327
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,960
I've tried to get in
many times...
328
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,400
Dressed like a fireman, mkay.
329
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,970
Dressed like a little ol' lady,
330
00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:14,400
but they got security
up the ass.
331
00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:17,240
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
332
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,950
and bring them here
to the school.
333
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,350
You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.
334
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,650
Mkay.
335
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,370
My friends, these are very
dangerous times.
336
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:35,200
Our country's future
is at a precipice.
337
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,086
And that is why I have called
together every
338
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,480
QAnon follower in our town.
339
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,380
Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.
340
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,890
I feel like someone
pooped on my life.
341
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,390
They didn't win!
342
00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:49,830
We just recently received
a new coded message.
343
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,870
You got a message from Q?
344
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,540
Not from Q...
345
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,310
From the chosen one.
346
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,050
Yes, we saw him.
347
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,550
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
348
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,220
And he said to me...
349
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,560
"Blow shit our your dickhole".
350
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,400
I immediately knew
something was amiss,
351
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,700
because one can't move feces
352
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,580
through their penile
urinary tract!
353
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,710
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...
354
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:18,850
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.
355
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,960
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
356
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,290
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
357
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,630
of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said that
358
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:31,110
the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.
359
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:34,210
Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
360
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,950
Do what he does.
361
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,120
The chosen is teaching now.
362
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,890
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
363
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:44,730
And he wants us to do the same.
364
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,630
We're supposed to be teachers?
365
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,970
There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.
366
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,910
He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!
367
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,110
The elite want
to [bleep] with our kids?
368
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,520
We'll [bleep] theirs!
369
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,341
Hello, sir!
370
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:05,951
- Who are you?
- Oh, hey, hi.
371
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:08,651
We're with the nonprofit service
Kids for Kommunity.
372
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:10,351
Both spelled with a K.
373
00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:12,537
Yeah, we assist senior citizens
who need the vaccine,
374
00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:14,661
but then need help getting
to the right place.
375
00:16:14,771 --> 00:16:17,171
Oh, really?
376
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,471
That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.
377
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:22,311
I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.
378
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,651
Go on in.
379
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,551
- Awwww! - Heyyy!
- Come on!
380
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,961
Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too!
381
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,861
Holy shit, dude.
That was pretty easy!
382
00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:32,641
Yeah bros!
Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.
383
00:16:32,671 --> 00:16:33,971
Gets 'em every time.
384
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,501
Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?
385
00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:39,181
What?! I told you I
already got the vaccine.
386
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:40,711
I'm doin' this for the cash!
387
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:42,721
Yeah, but we already paid you.
388
00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:46,991
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.
389
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,991
Pay again or I squeal!
390
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:51,001
You God damn old bitch!
391
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,771
Just pay her, Cartman.
What?!
392
00:16:52,871 --> 00:16:54,371
Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!
393
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,887
This is becoming the most
expensive period joke
394
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,281
we ever did!
395
00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:59,651
Excuse me, what are you children
doing in here?
396
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,791
We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.
397
00:17:02,961 --> 00:17:04,391
Oh, well that's very great.
398
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,561
These boys are helping you,
ma'am?
399
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:09,001
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
400
00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:10,741
I have a little Alzheimer's.
401
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:13,841
Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.
402
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:16,011
Oh, you [bleep] slut!
403
00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:18,581
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
404
00:17:18,691 --> 00:17:20,491
Cartman, just stick
to the [bleep] plan!
405
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:21,967
Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!
406
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,331
What plan?!
407
00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:25,531
They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!
408
00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:27,801
It's community with a C
like normal?!
409
00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:29,141
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
410
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:32,011
-Ooof
-Run!
411
00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:34,181
Go, go, go, go!
412
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,021
Hey...
Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
413
00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:42,861
For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our son
414
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:44,531
going to that public school!
415
00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:46,541
Mr. Garrison
is a terrible teacher,
416
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,311
he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
417
00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:50,481
we've ever had!
418
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,751
But Scott has
to go to school, dear.
419
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:54,491
So we can get him
a private tutor!
420
00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:57,191
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
421
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:58,831
Hey, guys, what's the problem?
422
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,831
It's that son of a bitch
Mr. Garrison.
423
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,871
He's gonna completely
screw up our kids.
424
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,011
Well, that's why we pulled
Tweek out of school.
425
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:06,441
Haven't you heard?
426
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,411
There's a brand new private
tutoring company
427
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,851
that's fast and affordable!
428
00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:13,721
Has your child fallen
behind in school?
429
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,007
Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your child
430
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:17,601
during the time of Covid?
431
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,901
Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!
432
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,471
Forget the classroom!
433
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:25,311
Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straight
434
00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:27,451
from the Internet to your child.
435
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:30,591
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
436
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:35,591
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
437
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:39,801
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
438
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,171
Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!
439
00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:44,641
Contact Tutornon today!
440
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:46,411
On Facebook, YouTube
and Twitter!
441
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,751
Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.
442
00:18:50,861 --> 00:18:54,321
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
443
00:18:54,431 --> 00:18:55,761
I guess so.
444
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:57,607
You better pay attention
and listen to everything
445
00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:59,041
he has to teach you!
446
00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:00,841
We'll be great, thanks!
447
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:06,381
Alright, sit down. We
don't have much time! Huh?
448
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,391
Tom Hanks and Oprah
are just two at the very top
449
00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:10,011
of an elite group
of people who control
450
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,661
everything we see and do.
451
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:14,361
They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,
452
00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:17,301
and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
453
00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:19,071
Here, let me show you.
Dad?!
454
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:24,171
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
455
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,811
where earlier today
vaccines were taken
456
00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:30,011
by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.
457
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:32,521
These brave kids have taken it
into their own hands
458
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:34,191
to get people a shot.
459
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,261
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
460
00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:39,701
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
461
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:43,271
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...
462
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:44,741
In this shit world...
463
00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:46,751
Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back...
464
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:49,381
No! No, [bleep] you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
465
00:19:49,491 --> 00:19:52,291
are just what this town
and this world needed!
466
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,231
And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn time
467
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:57,101
to actually go out
and do something.
468
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,801
[Bleep] you, Tom.
469
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,081
Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.
470
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:08,381
Today is standardized testing.
471
00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,791
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
472
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,991
studying through
this global pandemic.
473
00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:15,131
Sir?
Yes, Mr. Service?
474
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,601
Where the hell is everybody?
475
00:20:22,511 --> 00:20:24,941
I said where are my students?!
476
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,081
Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!
477
00:20:27,181 --> 00:20:28,851
Where is she?!
478
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,121
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
479
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,861
and got her a private tutor.
480
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,531
A private tutor?!
481
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:36,431
Why would they get
a private tutor?!
482
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:40,311
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
483
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,981
What makes you think that?!
484
00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:43,981
Because I was talking
to them about it...
485
00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:46,981
Because I hate you, too.
486
00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:50,361
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
487
00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:52,391
Why is everyone
acting like this?!
488
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,671
Why is everyone against me?!
489
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:56,041
I don't know, sir.
490
00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:57,447
I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this!
491
00:20:57,471 --> 00:20:58,911
Come on Mr. Service!
492
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,091
Hello?
493
00:21:05,191 --> 00:21:07,521
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!
494
00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:08,931
What do you want?
495
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,031
Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come back
496
00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:12,531
to school tomorrow, because...
497
00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:16,611
we have Covid-19 vaccinations!
498
00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:19,881
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
499
00:21:19,981 --> 00:21:21,751
I heard you were the ones
responsible
500
00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:23,351
for the period prank.
501
00:21:23,461 --> 00:21:25,961
And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.
502
00:21:26,061 --> 00:21:27,731
I mean, especially
because we're guys.
503
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:30,141
I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,
504
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,371
like, how old are we?
Seriously?
505
00:21:32,471 --> 00:21:34,111
Yeah, I don't trust you.
506
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:36,157
I'll just wait until the
government decides teachers
507
00:21:36,181 --> 00:21:38,121
are important enough
to get their vaccinations.
508
00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:39,451
You are so important.
509
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,961
Which is why it was so not funny
what we did.
510
00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:43,791
I mean, what is funny about
511
00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:45,761
blood coming out
of a woman's vagina?
512
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,971
Like, it's sexist, first of all,
and you know what else?
513
00:21:49,071 --> 00:21:50,441
It's just lazy.
514
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:52,257
Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.
515
00:21:52,281 --> 00:21:53,681
We were just dialing it in.
516
00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,821
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
517
00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:57,851
and you better really
have vaccinations.
518
00:21:57,961 --> 00:21:59,431
For all the teachers.
519
00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:02,461
Hey, we will be there.
Period.
520
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,971
[ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.
521
00:22:05,071 --> 00:22:06,811
Did you guys hear what I said?!
522
00:22:06,971 --> 00:22:09,281
Why did you almost blow it at
the very end, you idiot?!
523
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:10,681
Relax. guys.
She's gonna come.
524
00:22:10,781 --> 00:22:12,451
Will you please say
something to him?!
525
00:22:12,551 --> 00:22:13,791
What the hell did I do?!
526
00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:16,161
You guys stop it!
Stop it!
527
00:22:16,261 --> 00:22:18,731
♪ This is my moment
528
00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:21,971
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee...
529
00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:23,341
Hello?!
530
00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:29,081
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill
531
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,581
♪ And all I need is a shot
532
00:22:30,691 --> 00:22:31,751
♪ Please
533
00:22:31,861 --> 00:22:34,331
♪ Please just gimme a shot!
534
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:37,961
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
535
00:22:38,031 --> 00:22:39,871
And you can gimme that shot!
536
00:22:39,971 --> 00:22:42,111
That one shot,
that's all I need!
537
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,241
All I want is a shot, too!
538
00:22:44,351 --> 00:22:47,451
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
539
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,121
- Gimme a shot!
- I just wanna shot too!
540
00:22:49,221 --> 00:22:51,191
- Please I need a shot!
- I gotta have the shot!
541
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:52,991
♪ If I just had a shot
542
00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:54,601
♪ I would make it
the best shot ♪
543
00:22:54,701 --> 00:22:56,771
Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.
544
00:22:58,171 --> 00:22:59,641
Kommunity kids, please!
545
00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:03,081
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
546
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,021
I could go out
to fancy restaurants
547
00:23:05,081 --> 00:23:06,491
like all them old people.
548
00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:08,421
And eat shrimp
as big as my head!
549
00:23:08,531 --> 00:23:10,761
Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!
550
00:23:10,861 --> 00:23:12,931
I... I have to have this shot!
551
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,811
Grab the vaccines. I think we
better get outta here.
552
00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:24,651
This is a fact...
553
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,151
We are all being controlled
by an elite,
554
00:23:27,261 --> 00:23:29,691
wealthy and privileged few.
555
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,131
When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,
556
00:23:32,231 --> 00:23:33,831
was found guilty
of sex trafficking,
557
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:36,641
he was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
558
00:23:36,741 --> 00:23:40,181
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
559
00:23:40,281 --> 00:23:44,721
But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."
560
00:23:44,821 --> 00:23:47,851
Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?
561
00:23:48,021 --> 00:23:49,361
Adrenochrome.
562
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,661
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
563
00:23:51,771 --> 00:23:53,571
and life-enhancing benefit.
564
00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:57,071
This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elites
565
00:23:57,181 --> 00:23:58,711
all need the adrenochrome
to maintain
566
00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:00,751
their positions of power.
567
00:24:00,851 --> 00:24:04,291
And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.
568
00:24:06,491 --> 00:24:09,761
Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?
569
00:24:09,861 --> 00:24:11,561
Um...
570
00:24:11,671 --> 00:24:13,701
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
571
00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:15,271
or is it usually
a different kid?
572
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,241
It's kids
from all over the world.
573
00:24:17,341 --> 00:24:20,511
Now... It's time for me
to tell you the biggest thing
574
00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:23,351
that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...
575
00:24:23,451 --> 00:24:26,191
Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?!
576
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,431
Oh!
Go tutor someone else!
577
00:24:28,531 --> 00:24:30,761
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
578
00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:33,941
Oh, my God! It's you!
579
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,441
That's right it's me!
580
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,611
The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!
581
00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:39,481
And this is what I think
of private tutors!
582
00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:41,321
Get her, Mr. Service!
583
00:24:43,761 --> 00:24:45,831
Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?!
584
00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:47,731
It's... It's secret...
585
00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:49,301
Choke her out,
Mr. Service!
586
00:24:49,401 --> 00:24:50,841
No! Please!
587
00:24:50,941 --> 00:24:53,581
Who started
this bogus tutoring company?!
588
00:24:53,681 --> 00:24:55,181
It was... It...
589
00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:56,481
I'm listening!
590
00:24:56,591 --> 00:24:59,691
It was...
the Whitessss.
591
00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:06,531
The Whites?
592
00:25:06,641 --> 00:25:08,711
That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.
593
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,341
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
594
00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:18,251
I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.
595
00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:26,161
All good?
I don't see anybody.
596
00:25:26,271 --> 00:25:28,277
I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.
597
00:25:28,301 --> 00:25:29,841
We're actually gonna sleep here?
598
00:25:29,941 --> 00:25:31,241
I don't see what choice we have.
599
00:25:31,341 --> 00:25:33,541
- Oh, my God.
- What?
600
00:25:33,651 --> 00:25:36,851
- You guys, oh, my
God, seriously. - What?
601
00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:39,691
- You guys know Mr. Lawson?
Jenny Lawson's dad? - Yeah?
602
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:43,091
He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.
603
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:43,997
What are you doing?
604
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,737
Dude, people really
want their shot.
605
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,123
I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.
606
00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:48,747
I'm a little Harvey Weinstein.
607
00:25:48,777 --> 00:25:51,217
We are giving these to
the teachers at the school!
608
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,357
Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!
609
00:25:53,457 --> 00:25:55,327
We can sell these
and go on vacations together,
610
00:25:55,427 --> 00:25:57,027
go to shows and theme parks!
611
00:25:57,127 --> 00:25:59,767
What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thing
612
00:25:59,837 --> 00:26:02,837
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
613
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,507
Right, Stan?
614
00:26:04,607 --> 00:26:07,007
I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.
615
00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:08,547
I mean, why are us kids last?
616
00:26:08,647 --> 00:26:09,967
This whole pandemic
has been about
617
00:26:10,017 --> 00:26:11,357
what's doing best for adults.
618
00:26:11,457 --> 00:26:13,297
Maybe for the broship
we do what's best for us.
619
00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:15,297
What's best for us
is thousands of dollars.
620
00:26:15,397 --> 00:26:16,597
That's always what's best!
621
00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:18,237
You guys are being selfish!
622
00:26:18,337 --> 00:26:20,153
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
623
00:26:20,177 --> 00:26:21,977
You're thinking about
what's best for you.
624
00:26:22,077 --> 00:26:23,563
We did all this because we
wanted to fix
625
00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:25,087
the damage of the period prank.
626
00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:27,827
That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morning
627
00:26:27,927 --> 00:26:29,427
for our teachers.
628
00:26:29,527 --> 00:26:30,927
I'm gonna put these
somewhere safe
629
00:26:31,037 --> 00:26:33,837
so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
630
00:26:33,937 --> 00:26:35,753
I don't know why
you don't stand up to him more,
631
00:26:35,777 --> 00:26:36,947
it's really disappointing.
632
00:26:42,787 --> 00:26:43,987
Oh, crap.
633
00:26:44,087 --> 00:26:46,527
Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.
634
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:48,187
I won't be home
until tomorrow 'cause...
635
00:26:48,267 --> 00:26:50,267
Well, I'm doing
something really important.
636
00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:51,807
Oh, okay, Kyle.
Sounds good!
637
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,507
Thanks, buddy!
638
00:26:53,607 --> 00:26:55,547
You're not...
worried?
639
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,347
Hey, we trust you, Kyle!
640
00:26:57,447 --> 00:27:01,857
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
641
00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:03,627
They're for our teachers.
642
00:27:03,727 --> 00:27:05,527
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
643
00:27:05,627 --> 00:27:07,967
You know if you think
your teacher is worth saving
644
00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:08,967
more than us...
645
00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:10,077
It's not like that.
646
00:27:10,177 --> 00:27:11,547
Well, it sounds like that!
647
00:27:11,647 --> 00:27:12,917
Sounds like your teacher's life
648
00:27:13,017 --> 00:27:15,047
is more important
than your mom and dad's!
649
00:27:15,157 --> 00:27:16,587
You know,
when all this went down,
650
00:27:16,687 --> 00:27:18,503
the school wasn't really there
for you, was it?
651
00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:20,427
School kind of
abandoned you kids.
652
00:27:20,527 --> 00:27:22,027
But your parents, well...
653
00:27:22,137 --> 00:27:24,137
We didn't shove you off into
a Zoom meeting did we?
654
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:27,237
Dad, please don't... You know,
we're not spring chickens anymore.
655
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,877
The virus is still
out there, Kyle,
656
00:27:28,977 --> 00:27:30,917
and it's still killing people.
657
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:34,457
I don't know how you'd feel
is Mom or me got COVID and died
658
00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:37,527
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
659
00:27:37,627 --> 00:27:39,267
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
660
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,737
You know what, Kyle?
661
00:27:40,837 --> 00:27:43,067
Please don't say it.
Silence is violence, Kyle.
662
00:27:43,177 --> 00:27:44,537
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
663
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,447
Shit.
664
00:27:53,687 --> 00:27:55,587
Go get that will you, Crystal?
665
00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:00,797
Who is it sweetheart?
666
00:28:00,907 --> 00:28:02,667
It's the savior of our country
667
00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:04,607
and still President of the
United States
668
00:28:04,707 --> 00:28:06,777
who was impeached unjustly.
669
00:28:06,877 --> 00:28:08,617
Get them, Mr. Service!
670
00:28:08,717 --> 00:28:10,657
Aah!
671
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,487
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
672
00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,657
God damn right
you did something wrong!
673
00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:17,467
Our public school system
is dying
674
00:28:17,567 --> 00:28:19,707
and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
675
00:28:19,807 --> 00:28:22,037
But we were just
trying to be like you!
676
00:28:22,147 --> 00:28:23,847
You'll never be like me!
677
00:28:23,947 --> 00:28:25,777
I've been a teacher
for 30 years!
678
00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:27,547
I'm just trying
to get my old life back
679
00:28:27,657 --> 00:28:29,527
and assholes
keep getting in my way!
680
00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:32,027
But we have to
tell children the truth!
681
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,367
They have to know!
682
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,867
They have to know what?!
683
00:28:34,967 --> 00:28:36,967
About... About the whole thing!
684
00:28:37,077 --> 00:28:38,677
About the vaccinations!
685
00:28:38,777 --> 00:28:40,747
That the pandemic
was blown out of proportion!
686
00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:42,817
That Venezuelan socialists
687
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,187
switched out circuit boards
from voting machines
688
00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:48,027
- in 12 states!
- Good, sweetie!
689
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,667
Don't you understand
everything is being manipulated!
690
00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:53,037
Everyone's being manipulated...
691
00:28:53,137 --> 00:28:55,237
So that's why everyone
in town is being
692
00:28:55,337 --> 00:28:57,947
such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?
693
00:28:58,047 --> 00:29:00,577
Yes. They don't want people
to like you.
694
00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:02,417
They need people to hate you!
695
00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,587
Who are they?
696
00:29:04,697 --> 00:29:06,027
They're the elites.
697
00:29:06,127 --> 00:29:07,527
They do whatever they want
698
00:29:07,637 --> 00:29:10,237
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
699
00:29:10,337 --> 00:29:11,867
And if anybody starts to care,
700
00:29:11,977 --> 00:29:14,307
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
701
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:15,547
And the truth is that...
702
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,637
Kyle?
703
00:29:34,737 --> 00:29:35,907
What are you doing?
704
00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,807
I'm just getting
things ready to go.
705
00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:39,823
So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccines
706
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:40,747
with Cactus Cooler?
707
00:29:40,857 --> 00:29:42,087
Alright, Stan, look.
708
00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:44,527
It's just the pressure
of everything, okay?!
709
00:29:44,627 --> 00:29:47,697
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
710
00:29:47,797 --> 00:29:49,967
I don't want my mom
to die either!
711
00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:52,137
I can't believe
that you would lie to me.
712
00:29:52,237 --> 00:29:54,507
That you would
hide shit from me.
713
00:29:54,607 --> 00:29:56,617
Hey, guys, what's going on?
714
00:29:56,717 --> 00:29:58,547
Nothing, Kenny.
Everything's fine.
715
00:29:58,657 --> 00:30:01,057
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
716
00:30:01,157 --> 00:30:02,827
Okay.
717
00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:05,067
I'm gonna just try and pretend
this didn't happen.
718
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,337
But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.
719
00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,807
I can't believe
we are actually doing this.
720
00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:17,347
There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.
721
00:30:17,447 --> 00:30:19,017
I just want this over with.
722
00:30:19,087 --> 00:30:21,387
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
723
00:30:21,497 --> 00:30:25,157
I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!
724
00:30:25,267 --> 00:30:28,567
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
725
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:30,707
The [bleep] you talking about,
Scott?
726
00:30:30,807 --> 00:30:32,377
I've learned the truth!
727
00:30:32,477 --> 00:30:34,407
And I won't let you
hurt the teacher!
728
00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:35,887
We don't have time
for this Scott.
729
00:30:36,047 --> 00:30:37,457
You don't understand!
730
00:30:37,557 --> 00:30:39,057
I'm part of
a militant group now!
731
00:30:39,157 --> 00:30:41,897
A secret cabal
of patriot children!
732
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:43,727
Lil' QTies!
733
00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:47,407
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?
734
00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:48,853
That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.
735
00:30:48,877 --> 00:30:50,123
I told you...
We're getting lazy.
736
00:30:50,147 --> 00:30:53,747
Move in on my position, QTies!
737
00:30:53,857 --> 00:30:56,217
You're not hurting
our teacher again!
738
00:30:56,327 --> 00:30:59,257
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
739
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,267
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
740
00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:04,597
have been put dead last!
741
00:31:04,707 --> 00:31:07,907
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
742
00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:09,847
- Yeah!
- Butters?
743
00:31:09,947 --> 00:31:11,477
You're a part of this too?
744
00:31:11,587 --> 00:31:13,027
I just wanted to
believe in something
745
00:31:13,057 --> 00:31:14,263
that would get me
out of the house!
746
00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:16,127
I didn't give a shit
what it was!
747
00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:19,327
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
748
00:31:19,437 --> 00:31:21,597
Look, you guys have a right
to say and believe
749
00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:23,067
whatever you want, okay?
750
00:31:23,107 --> 00:31:25,377
But what you believe
is really stupid.
751
00:31:25,477 --> 00:31:27,677
We'll see who's stupid!
752
00:31:35,897 --> 00:31:39,827
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
753
00:31:42,607 --> 00:31:44,907
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
754
00:31:45,007 --> 00:31:46,477
where the Kommunity Kidz
755
00:31:46,577 --> 00:31:49,047
were set to distribute vaccines
to the public.
756
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:51,817
That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,
757
00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,257
and the fighting
is still going on now.
758
00:31:54,357 --> 00:31:56,527
You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,
759
00:31:56,627 --> 00:31:58,497
but it is still raging on, Tom.
760
00:31:58,597 --> 00:32:01,937
You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
761
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,107
just because Kommunity Kidz
believe in something
762
00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:05,577
and actually...
And actually care!
763
00:32:05,677 --> 00:32:07,377
They care enough to do
something!
764
00:32:07,487 --> 00:32:10,217
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
765
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:12,687
- right, Chris?
- What do you mean, Tom?
766
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,697
Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on something
767
00:32:14,797 --> 00:32:17,297
they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
768
00:32:17,397 --> 00:32:18,737
What is the difference?
769
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,607
Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,
770
00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:21,953
is that you are
a giant piece of shit.
771
00:32:21,977 --> 00:32:23,877
That's the difference!
772
00:32:23,987 --> 00:32:27,117
Okay, let's just... You're gonna
even remotely defend these monsters
773
00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:29,457
when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just...
774
00:32:29,557 --> 00:32:31,127
[Bleep] you, Tom!
I'm out!
775
00:32:33,597 --> 00:32:35,337
Oh, no!
Oh, Jesus, look!
776
00:32:35,437 --> 00:32:38,007
- This is my shot!
- My shot!
777
00:32:40,577 --> 00:32:42,647
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
778
00:32:48,087 --> 00:32:50,457
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
779
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:56,107
Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!
780
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:59,207
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
781
00:32:59,307 --> 00:33:00,707
Vaccinations are nothing more
782
00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:03,187
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
783
00:33:03,287 --> 00:33:05,017
We've been trying
to warn everyone,
784
00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:06,887
and then Q released
a new post saying
785
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:09,227
the most important day
would be March 4.
786
00:33:09,327 --> 00:33:10,727
At first, it didn't make sense.
787
00:33:10,837 --> 00:33:12,337
Nothing's happening
on March 4th!
788
00:33:12,437 --> 00:33:15,877
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
789
00:33:15,977 --> 00:33:17,577
which launched on March 4!
790
00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:19,047
Streaming is also
the the term used
791
00:33:19,147 --> 00:33:20,817
for the nano-technology
microchips
792
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,657
invented by Bill Gates
that are being put into a liquid
793
00:33:23,757 --> 00:33:26,197
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
794
00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:27,767
Who the hell is doing all this?
795
00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,697
The Hollywood elites!
796
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:31,777
All of them,
rich, powerful people
797
00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:34,177
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
798
00:33:34,277 --> 00:33:35,617
from tortured children!
799
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,917
Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be tracked
800
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,187
and manipulated
for the rest of their lives.
801
00:33:40,297 --> 00:33:42,427
I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to be
802
00:33:42,527 --> 00:33:44,227
vaccinated at the school!
803
00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:46,283
You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombies
804
00:33:46,307 --> 00:33:47,707
who are fine with child murder!
805
00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:50,447
Yes! Aw geez, we
gotta get to the school!
806
00:33:50,547 --> 00:33:52,147
I'll let
all the other 'anons know!
807
00:33:52,187 --> 00:33:53,787
We'll put a stop this
once a for all!
808
00:33:53,887 --> 00:33:55,157
Let's do this!
809
00:33:56,427 --> 00:33:58,827
Hey!
What the hell just happened?!
810
00:33:58,927 --> 00:34:01,397
It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!
811
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:02,497
Come on!
812
00:34:04,347 --> 00:34:07,577
Oh, my holy Jesus!
813
00:34:07,677 --> 00:34:09,677
Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?
814
00:34:09,787 --> 00:34:11,187
Damn you!
815
00:34:11,287 --> 00:34:14,827
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
816
00:34:19,317 --> 00:34:21,847
I'm sorry for
wasting everyone's time.
817
00:34:21,947 --> 00:34:23,557
I don't know why I believed them
818
00:34:23,657 --> 00:34:25,387
when they said
they had vaccinations.
819
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,497
I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.
820
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,337
Yes?!
821
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,007
Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?!
822
00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:37,817
Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
823
00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,817
And, you know, we just
ran into a little hiccup,
824
00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,903
so we wanted to see if you could
meet us somewhere else
825
00:34:41,927 --> 00:34:43,557
- for the vaccine.
- Oh, no.
826
00:34:43,657 --> 00:34:45,257
I knew this was a prank.
827
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:47,867
You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!
828
00:34:47,967 --> 00:34:49,707
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
829
00:34:49,807 --> 00:34:51,083
Okay, fine,
we'll be there, okay?
830
00:34:51,107 --> 00:34:52,447
Just sit tight.
831
00:34:52,547 --> 00:34:54,877
What was that?! You know
we can't get into school!
832
00:34:54,987 --> 00:34:58,117
She's not gonna come meet
us, Kyle! You didn't even try!
833
00:34:58,227 --> 00:35:00,667
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
834
00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:02,397
And what about you, Kyle?
835
00:35:02,497 --> 00:35:04,313
You were the one trying
to take vaccines for yourself
836
00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:05,767
this morning.
837
00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:07,537
He what?!
838
00:35:07,637 --> 00:35:10,977
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but...
839
00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:12,647
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
840
00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:15,087
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
841
00:35:15,187 --> 00:35:17,157
We can't keep pretending.
842
00:35:17,257 --> 00:35:20,457
Are you seriously saying
what I think? Alright, guys.
843
00:35:20,567 --> 00:35:23,167
I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.
844
00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:25,807
Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?
845
00:35:25,907 --> 00:35:28,107
What?
No, I wanna hear this!
846
00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:29,893
We just... We need to talk
for a second, Kenny.
847
00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:31,787
Look, I downloaded
"Madagascar 3."
848
00:35:31,887 --> 00:35:33,647
You wanna watch
with your "Troll" headphones?
849
00:35:34,527 --> 00:35:35,657
Yeah, okay.
850
00:35:37,627 --> 00:35:39,297
Look, it's been a hard year.
851
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,867
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
852
00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:44,307
I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,
853
00:35:44,437 --> 00:35:45,677
but I have to admit...
854
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,257
I'm just going
through the "brotions."
855
00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:49,447
We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.
856
00:35:49,557 --> 00:35:51,657
It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.
857
00:35:53,827 --> 00:35:55,857
We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.
858
00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,497
What happens now?
859
00:35:57,597 --> 00:36:00,237
I think I have a plan.
860
00:36:00,337 --> 00:36:03,537
An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go off
861
00:36:03,647 --> 00:36:05,307
at South Park Elementary!
862
00:36:05,477 --> 00:36:07,847
Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot...
863
00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:10,057
That one shot
that could change everything.
864
00:36:10,157 --> 00:36:12,087
But also in the crowd
are several people
865
00:36:12,197 --> 00:36:14,497
who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.
866
00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:16,897
At the center of it all...
That amazing group of kids
867
00:36:17,007 --> 00:36:19,937
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
868
00:36:20,037 --> 00:36:22,707
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
869
00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:25,447
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
870
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:27,247
Yeah... Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.
871
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,857
That's real [bleep] cute.
I'm not trying to be cute.
872
00:36:29,957 --> 00:36:31,527
I'm saying
if these kids really believe
873
00:36:31,627 --> 00:36:32,907
the horrific things
they believe,
874
00:36:32,967 --> 00:36:34,897
then they'd be bad people
not to go out
875
00:36:35,007 --> 00:36:36,013
and do something about it,
wouldn't they?
876
00:36:36,037 --> 00:36:37,477
Yes, that's totally true
877
00:36:37,547 --> 00:36:39,647
if you're a corrupt dickhead
without morals.
878
00:36:39,747 --> 00:36:42,793
- You gotta be [bleep]... - Okay, okay,
Chris, let's just get back to the weather.
879
00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:45,517
Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you [bleep].
880
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:55,490
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!
881
00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:58,290
My...
My balls are freezing, sir.
882
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,870
Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!
883
00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:02,370
Don't give in to them!
884
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,340
They're trying to
make a joke of everything!
885
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,810
That's what they do.
886
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:09,280
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
887
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:11,650
You still don't get it, do you?!
888
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,860
They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!
889
00:37:14,990 --> 00:37:16,690
The whole damn show!
890
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,130
It comes down to two people...
891
00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:20,370
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
892
00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:23,010
That's getting a little
close to home, huh?!
893
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,250
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
894
00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:29,350
They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!
895
00:37:29,450 --> 00:37:32,060
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
896
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,290
Don't let the world know that!
897
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,830
Listen!
Listen, whoever you are!
898
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:41,270
I don't give a shit what you do!
899
00:37:41,370 --> 00:37:43,270
What?!
What are you saying?!
900
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,680
Please!
I just want my old life back!
901
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:49,350
No, stop!
They're monsters!
902
00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:51,590
I don't care
what you do to kids,
903
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:54,230
I just want people
to like me again!
904
00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:55,330
You son of a bitch!
905
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:58,100
Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!
906
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:04,980
Hello?
907
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,550
Hello?!
908
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:12,390
How would you like
to make a deal?
909
00:38:13,490 --> 00:38:15,800
Aah! Aah!
910
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:25,440
Alright, here's the situation...
911
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,280
All of our teachers
are inside the school,
912
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:30,850
surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
913
00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:33,690
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
914
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,060
and we are no longer bros.
915
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,330
The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?
916
00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:40,070
Yup.
917
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:42,100
But we all want
what's best for Kenny,
918
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:43,690
so we have to
find a way to compromise
919
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,080
and move on with our lives.
920
00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,080
So how do we do it?
921
00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:47,080
We use...
922
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:50,120
a 2-2-3.
923
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,206
Kyle, you have Kenny for two
days starting on Monday.
924
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,630
I have Kenny Thursday
and Friday,
925
00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:55,316
and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.
926
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:57,086
Then we switch where I have
Kenny starting Monday,
927
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:58,790
Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.
928
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,350
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
929
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:05,190
Okay, so we can go alternating
weeks...
930
00:39:05,290 --> 00:39:07,590
Each one of us has Kenny
for six days and then we rotate.
931
00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:10,900
A week is a long time for Kenny
to be with one person.
932
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,530
Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.
933
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,070
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
934
00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,770
Aw, come on.
What about sleepovers?
935
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,740
We can't take those
away from Kenny.
936
00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:21,380
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
937
00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:23,290
It would be easier
if I just knew I always had
938
00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:24,860
Kenny on certain days.
939
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,630
3-3-4-4 rotation.
940
00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,100
Makes everyone's
days consistent...
941
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,870
Hang on a second, guys.
942
00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:31,700
Everything okay, buddy?
943
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,140
Yeah, what's going on?
944
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,580
We're almost done in here,
Kenny.
945
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,396
You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?
946
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:39,920
Yeah, it's fine, but I...
Okay, you're doing great, pal.
947
00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,660
The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,
948
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,600
but to change weekends,
we would need...
949
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,600
the 2-2-5-5 rotation,
950
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,246
where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.
951
00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:49,010
I don't even know what to say...
952
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,840
Well, I say
that out of all of those...
953
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:52,450
the first one
makes the most sense.
954
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,150
The 2-2-3, I agree.
955
00:39:57,190 --> 00:39:58,590
This way
we don't have to be bros
956
00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,830
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
957
00:40:00,930 --> 00:40:02,770
2-2-3.
958
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,170
That's so ridiculous...
959
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,510
that it just might work.
960
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:12,040
We've just received
devastating news here
961
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:13,540
at South Park Elementary.
962
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,110
It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...
963
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,020
are breaking up.
964
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,220
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
965
00:40:21,330 --> 00:40:22,730
in these difficult times,"
966
00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:25,130
and it appears that the strain
of this pandemic,
967
00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,730
from people like you, Tom,
was just too much.
968
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,540
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, here we go!
969
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,786
You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?!
970
00:40:32,810 --> 00:40:36,850
Okay, Chris, let's just... They broke
up 'cause of you and your stupid...
971
00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:38,550
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
972
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:40,220
Wait a minute.
What is this?
973
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:43,000
Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...
974
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,170
with the vaccines!
975
00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:52,280
Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!
976
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,780
Alright, QTies, this is it!
977
00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:57,990
Prepare for the storm!
978
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:03,730
Dude, what are you doing?
979
00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:05,260
You're gonna get yourself
killed.
980
00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:08,300
This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.
981
00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:10,570
We set out to do something.
982
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,780
I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.
983
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:16,580
Alright...
984
00:41:16,690 --> 00:41:18,590
then let's get those vaccines
to the teachers.
985
00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:21,090
Okay, let's do this.
986
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,350
Hey!
987
00:41:41,450 --> 00:41:44,650
Hold on a second everybody!
988
00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:48,230
I think I can...
989
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,570
I think I can
help things out here!
990
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,940
What the [bleep] is that?
991
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,240
It's him!
The Chosen one!
992
00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,680
He's come to save us all
993
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,150
like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!
994
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,250
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
995
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,730
Listen! Listen, everybody.
996
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:09,360
I... I think I owe you all
a big apology.
997
00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:11,370
I came in here expecting
998
00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:13,570
everything to just
go back to normal,
999
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,710
but...
we've all been through
1000
00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:18,550
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
1001
00:42:18,650 --> 00:42:22,020
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
1002
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,690
But relationships
are very fragile things,
1003
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,830
and in time of crises
when we need each other most,
1004
00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:32,240
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
1005
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,370
But through it all, Mr. White
here has taught me
1006
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,280
a very important lesson.
1007
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:39,750
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
1008
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:42,690
And so, I've worked out a deal
1009
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,790
with some pretty powerful
people...
1010
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:47,430
Alright, boys, do your thing!
1011
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:57,650
Ahhhhh!
1012
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,550
It's Air Israel
1013
00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:02,560
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
1014
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,280
Hey, Garrison!
Good job!
1015
00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:19,950
Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!
1016
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,690
Oh, geez...
1017
00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:23,330
Thanks, everybody.
1018
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:25,030
Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!
1019
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,710
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
1020
00:43:30,810 --> 00:43:33,410
Boys!
Boys, you made it!
1021
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,320
Of course we made it!
1022
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:39,190
'Cause our broship
can survive anything!
1023
00:43:39,290 --> 00:43:40,820
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
1024
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,960
We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.
1025
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,970
Boys...
you really did it.
1026
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:48,500
I... I can't believe it.
1027
00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:50,540
For a while there,
I thought I...
1028
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,310
Excuse me.
1029
00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:56,490
I thought I wasn't gonna...
1030
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:59,420
Gosh [coughs] excuse me.
1031
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,840
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she could
1032
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:10,270
for her students.
1033
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,010
So it seems
even more unfair that she...
1034
00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:14,950
was just a few days late
getting the vaccine
1035
00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:17,290
before she died of COVID.
1036
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,920
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
1037
00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:21,590
for Ms. Nelson
permanently...
1038
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:26,600
...I think we should all
take a moment to say...
1039
00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:29,310
Hey! The rest of us made it,
South Park!
1040
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:31,650
We're on the other side
of this damn thing!
1041
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:37,060
And so it's time for adults
to screw these masks
1042
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,890
and party like it's 2021!
1043
00:44:46,570 --> 00:44:50,010
♪ Down by the lazy river
1044
00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:52,910
♪ One big family
1045
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:56,350
♪ If you're all alone,
you won't be long ♪
1046
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,430
♪ Just bring your guitar
and sing your song ♪
1047
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,260
Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!
1048
00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:05,030
Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!
1049
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,210
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
1050
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:09,340
but the vaccination special
is about out!
1051
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,680
Try 'em both...
The season is about over, guys!
1052
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,320
Back inside the retirement home,
old people!
1053
00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:15,890
All the fun places
are ours again!
1054
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:17,560
Aw!
1055
00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:21,630
Adults are all vaccinated!
Adults are all vaccinated!
1056
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:24,370
♪ You know
there's plenty of room ♪
1057
00:45:24,470 --> 00:45:26,340
Well, I guess this is it...
1058
00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:29,150
Yeah. I guess it is
what's best for everybody.
1059
00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,920
What are you guys talking about?
1060
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,350
Everything's gonna be okay,
Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.
1061
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:36,230
And I'll come pick you up
on Thursday, Kenny. Huh?
1062
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,860
Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?
1063
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,530
Thanks.
I'll be fine.
1064
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,246
I already have some new bros
I'm hanging out with.
1065
00:45:42,270 --> 00:45:44,040
Hey, Cartman!
1066
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:46,550
Yeah? Dude they're reopening
Casa Bonita this weekend.
1067
00:45:46,650 --> 00:45:47,880
Do you wanna come with us?
1068
00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:50,290
Casa Bonita?!
Hell yeah, I'll come!
1069
00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:52,090
Oh, wait! I can't!
1070
00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:53,960
I have [bleep]
Kenny this weekend!
1071
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:55,700
Shit!
1072
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,820
Nice doing business with you...
1073
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:17,920
you little
child-murdering pedophiles.
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