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come on Gail you really have to pull on

it Paul

what you'd be patient and live doing the

backside kid how about giving me a

helping hand will you help me look you

got to get a rhythm into c12

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we have to keep giving you orders around

here

you'd think after five years on that

soap opera viewers you'd be used to

taking direction I'm stopped I give

direction

ah well out here I'm the Catholic we'd

better be because any minute now we can

RAM the dock so go

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well for sailing this baby all the way

back home in a couple of days better get

some of the kinks worked out Hale would

you put on us wet shirt or something

yeah I paid a lot of money for this body

yeah I know but this is Mexico they have

their own dress code down here and an

almost nude woman in a public place

doesn't fit into their schema thing by

the way you did a nice job with a roller

furling Becker thank you captain a

little more praise might get you some

dinner and maybe even hmm how about I

take us both out to dinner that will

definitely get you a bunkmate

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I'll get it

you lucked out ma'am

I saw a man get crushed to death doing

that yeah well I wouldn't have fallen in

would you bet your life on it

I'll give you a hand oh thanks

nice sloop that she's a dream to sail as

she is it's always been our dream anyway

thanks again listen after we get

everything stowed away how about having

a cold beer

well you know I don't drink alcohol but

anything else would be much appreciated

I think there's a soda in the fridge we

find this is browning

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the booze caboose caboose Kaduna named

rocky rocky era Africa so that was good

then

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so how did you know my wife's name wait

out down where I come from folks watch

your show all the time

she's a star yeah that makes sense you

ever done any offshore sailing well now

that you mention it been around boats a

little bit

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long trip

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so what are you alway an anchor anyway

done day after tomorrow

well y'all have a great sailing weather

listen I really appreciate the

hospitality but I got to be going say

listen you mentioned before that you

crewed on some sailboats back in the

state how long do you think it's gonna

take us to make of the crossing back to

New York well I'd say with any luck

probably about two weeks but hurricane

season supposed to be over by now

hurricane season we've only ever sailed

the Long Island Sound before is this

dangerous piece of cake just top off

your water tanks get a couple cases of

fruit juice aboard just in case your

becomes becalmed Peter I have to be in

New York in three weeks for rehearsals

couldn't we just fly home and get this

thing delivered like in a moving company

or something we'll talk about it later

listen I still have to install a radar

reflector up on my mast and it's a

little high for me got a mild case of

acrophobia I'd be happy to give you a

hand in the morning Thanks I'd

appreciate that I'd be willing to pay

you problem but I didn't do you say that

but I appreciate it Thanks

see you around 9 I like to recycle

it seems like a nice guy hasta LaVista

PETA I'm not sure about this I mean two

weeks in a in a boat not be calm during

a hurricane what two weeks along with

your husband the farm directors no

learing producers thought how bad could

it be we had things pretty good before a

turning point

you knew I was an actress ya knew you

were an actress but just didn't know you

were gonna be a star what's that

supposed to mean yeah forget it what do

you want to do

I don't know

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that man his live at boats

before water trust can tell us because I

think I can handle it

oh come on Peter you're not attacked

we're landlubbers you don't have to

prove anything to me

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maybe I do

it's just that every day you go to work

and you live in your little theatrical

fantasy spend your days drawing fantasy

houses for rich clients that's right my

job is very real I'm an architect it

also happens to be very boring come on

kill this is my fantasy

I mean sail this boat back to New York

just the two of us I mean I need this

we need this

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and let you back in my life

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hurricane yeah

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okay

let's do it

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now how about that dinner you promised

me captain Brown

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No what is it captain I have to be

careful with a snake it's very sharp

everything has its place and this lives

right here

aye aye sir

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and when we get back weekend well it

won't be any weekend this is the price I

pay for you being carried out

Bon Appetit

this is been a great place food 3 to 2

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thank you

I couldn't have done it without you

you know

every day

we keep that up and I just might hire

that guy to help us crew the boat well I

would really like that because I'm a

little bit nervous about getting back to

New York in three weeks for the show for

the show how come it's always the show

I mean every time we try to accomplish

something this show comes up I mean what

about kids we've been talking about that

for two years

what are we gonna do I mean you're great

with kids and you would try him like a

magnet to show

Peter please just have a little bit of

patience with me

to have a family with you

we move to the country it would be great

we get it funny

yeah we could get a pony

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one day at a time

who knows what might happen in one of

these tropic nights

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okay oh god I can't wait

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Peter yes if one of us has to be

steering all the time how we're gonna

make love that's a good right uh-huh all

right that's it we're gonna hire that

guy thank you

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did you ask him yet I'll wait till he

gets finished all right

radar flexures done shackle looks great

give me a second I'll let you down

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hmm Wow how do everything look up there

all right well maybe one of those super

tankers will spot you guys get the radar

watch it in asleep listen um how'd you

like the crew for us I had a feeling you

guys might ask me that you know it's

kind of like taking on a new member of

the family you guys don't even know me

I'll be glad to pay you a fair wage buy

you a plane ticket back to the Caribbean

or any place you want to go all right

I'll make you a deal

we're not getting along by the time we

get to the Bahamas I'll go ahead and get

off the boat there and by that time you

guys ought to be able to sail to New

York without any problem

sounds ketamine well listen if you don't

mind I'd like to kind of check over the

boat just to make sure it's today for

the CIA and marine survey basically

great all right sure all right let's do

it

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you got one fine boat mr. browning thank

you

listen call me Peter okay thanks well

bad only suggesting my make is to the

class they're anchoring some line makes

sense to me yeah I noticed you guys

don't keep a gun on board no we did

think about it but we reckoned if I got

into a big fight it would be better not

to have one around

sounds like a good idea yeah listen what

about your faith why don't we just

discuss that tomorrow well I'd rather

get it settled now all right I'll make

you a bet I'll get you to New York in

two weeks and you owe me a thousand

bucks

I don't you owe me nothing see you all

the morning

it's a pretty good deal

go in town get some provisions and I'll

be back

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[ __ ] your Porter hello anytime anybody

setting up your needs a stack of bananas

make a good price in Europe No thank you

my husband's at the market right now

buying produce I got a deal your lady my

bananas haven't been a spray they were

picked by union labor really rather yes

tackle United banana pickers that's my

Union I pay well and I don't work in the

noonday Sun how much ten American

dollars and they dress you moves only

way to New York City saying you're a

guilt brownie you're very well informed

don't secret down here madam and I like

to watch turning point when I'm not

picking my bananas Union bananas that

have it came spray that's right

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here thank you have a nice dudes in your

a girlfriend

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well we got out of court on time the

wind's holes we ought to be in good

shape

these are staying nice and flat for us

too

we should stay near the coast it's a

little longer much safer that way we

give mrs. browning a much nicer ride

good to me

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you know you got a real beautiful wife

mr. browning no wonder she's a star

like Shakespeare said beauty is a very

special curse Patrick what does that

mean anyway

it means she draws attention I take care

of her I protect her from guys who look

at her the way you just look better

understand Patrick you're the captain

mr. browning anyone for sundown huh how

about a rum and coke

okay uh what the hell I'll have one too

might as well be sociable huh

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why what to change the course just

trying to pick up some better wins

hi hi like to gamble

I bet you that Roach turns back for you

yeah sure I do it's a rush like drugs I

wouldn't know about that

they're both addictions you don't have

any addictions mrs. browning well yeah I

guess I do acting I love the camera yeah

it shows it's like you're making love to

the lens

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I win what you win whatever you were

thinking about I never bet except on a

sure thing such a

my craft as an actress

you know mrs. browning

you're a very special woman

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you got so many god-given qualities that

are so difficult to find in a woman

god you'd make a great mother

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I've heard that before

and with that Patrick I fold for the

evening

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blackjack

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that's beautiful wonderful Beach I'll

race you to it when it gets to be on top

ready

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well looks like I meet you you always

win

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wake up we gotta go

this time I'll give you a head start

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so stuff in the water what the hell is

going on mrs. Gale Brennan what a

pleasure

big fan ears is this some kind of

offshore drill do exactly as I say and

maybe you two will get out of this with

your lives

lesson number one mr. browning pirates

take no lip from their captives I must

say Patrick you set us up beautifully

well thank you mrs. browning maybe I can

get a part in your next show huh I like

your style mrs. browning now listen up

this is my dear friend Howie and this is

close to two million bucks with your

nice loop all clean and respectable we

can land her in any port between Miami

and Cape Cod well make it New York will

you

oh yeah rehearsal I did make a bet we

make in New York if you cooperate

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if you think that I'm going to cooperate

with a couple of drug runners you

completely

hey cowboy you're courting your belly

full of buckshot have mr. badass help

you stow the coke I'm getting this

underway

come on

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I suppose gentlemen need to eat what

would you like for dinner it's on the

menu

we have to take

we have fished while it's fresh and we

have pasta primavera let's have some

fish maybe saute it with a hint of lemon

and some of that white wine you got in

the fridge how's that sound Howie good

that is what we've been eating that's

for damn sure

I'll make the salad that's usually my

job your job mister mrs. browning are to

keep this sloop looking like the classic

boat she is and if we're ever boarded

you're the rich owners and we're the

hired crew so you listen to me real good

as if your lives depended on it and they

sure as hell do this haul means how and

I realize our dreams and it isn't

crewing away our lives for any candy-ass

rich folks like you so you get me

straight if you try one false move I

swear to god I'll blow your [ __ ]

heads off so go make a salad mr.

browning and use lots of red onions

Howie you need a shave

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where do you suppose these guys got the

money to buy that stuff well they didn't

buy it at the duty-free store not unless

you're absolutely certain mr. Bharani

do you think I need a shave oh no Howie

I think you should keep the beard unless

you want to you son-of my little pink

graces oh no thanks mrs. browning that

might excite me too much

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there's so much to remember no under I

remember Christmas Eve in my hometown

pretty hot story but I think I miss this

one does that guy just to rape you or

what

well I claimed that he did but he didn't

really he was impotent anyway next

season I have to testify at his murder

trial what's gonna happen well I don't

know wait till I read the script kind of

like life huh

that's very perceptive of you Haley

it's a beautiful night to be the wheel

Thanks

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I hope you know what you're doing

divide and conquer

be careful

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I just gave the last of it the highway

I'll make them more I've got the dawn to

hate watch think I'm gonna turn in

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well since we're not going anywhere I

think I'll take a swim anyone else want

to cool off heck yeah I do mrs. brownie

that you can't swim beautifully oh yeah

this is swim in high schools of beach

lifeguard Los Angeles County they're the

best your dress

I got a drink

at some time Howie I will

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all right party's over you get your ass

back on board get a motor til the wind

comes up

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come on yeah I cut back on board don't

even think about it

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is he always go to bed so early who that

guy that guy my husband that guy yeah

whatever I guess no he doesn't he just

doesn't take stress very well he's

rather conventional and what are you

well my life is hardly

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yeah it gets being a TV star living in

New York that you meet a lot of

interesting man yeah I do

he's screw them all now you sound just

like Patrick

well the way I get it you and your

husband aren't exactly raving mad lovers

correct me if I'm wrong but I don't

think you're all that faithful what are

you getting it nothing is just your a

helmet attractive woman this is brownie

now I don't say this to very many girls

but I have to tell you you are

definitely my type it's obvious you like

men Callie I'll just say a little maybe

stop at crown maybe it's one of them yes

you'll keep your hands off my wife but I

just don't understand what I'm saying

swear I'll cut your throat here what I

do is stand me answer me what you gonna

do now partner it's just playing he

doesn't mean it you know you two are

getting to be a real pain in the ass

aren't you come on Howard we need to

have a little chat very uncalled for

nice job Howie you think that nuts gonna

hold buddy

I don't know Patrick I'm not much of a

not tired

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you want to bet that little hole now I

don't think so unless you want to give

me one hundred to one odds hang in that

PITA good copy mr. brownie

you know mrs. browning I'm disappointed

in you and mr. browning we had a deal

something about all getting along and

getting off this boat alive now that

doesn't seem to be happening now does it

okay I'll give him a little chance let's

make a little bet about Patrick what do

you think on your husband's life I'll

tell you what if you win he gets a life

around if he loses he's shark bait

hello can I trust you Hey

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how we get the life raft and put those

bananas in it the life raft we might

need it

hey this is a serious bat amigo and we

always play by the rules well keep going

what are you doing well flip for it

mr. browning if you make it keep your

mouth shut and maybe we'll let your wife

go I'll make it and I swear to god I'll

send both you to hell yeah

right okay you ready call it

hence

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you want to see mr. crying now you've

got your chance

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if me

you'll wipe the [ __ ] pitch

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there's no path there's no tomorrow

there's only now

I will survive

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she hasn't come out of that cabin all

morning go get her and tell her to fix

breakfast but you stay away from her

Howie I mean it why are we putting a

light brown on her husband

the boats registered in her name

dumbass people boarded she's the owner

she'll talk [ __ ] I told her last

night if she cooperates we'll give her

the position where we dumped her husband

smart yeah smarts thinking ahead now go

get her

I'm hungry you get her I ain't your boy

Oh mrs. browning time to get up oh yeah

it's a beautiful day I'll be right there

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good morning gentlemen

are you enjoying your breakfast look

around so today we're going to tell the

party boat to wherever you guys need to

unload this stuff huh

you sure are showing your stuff this

morning mrs. brownie

I don't blush at your compliment or fall

directly into your arms Howie

please understand I still have a husband

floating around somewhere out there just

in a couple of days to adjust to the

situation and then I will join your

Charlie crew

god I admire that woman don't wonder

she's a scar

that's a crock of [ __ ] if she were a

star she'd be on prime-time

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I'm ready for my shower bath if I could

please have the privacy that you

promised me all right take it easy on

the water will you it wouldn't hurt for

you to have a shot sometime soon either

Patrick wouldn't hurt for me to take a

shower where'd that come from

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looking for this mrs. browning

hey come on cow give her a break this

isn't some floating fraternity house get

off my back will you what is it with you

two anyway she's our ticket in a Yacht

Club harbor in the world man yeah well

she's getting to you pal

we'll get this if we're ever boarded by

the Coast Guard one look for Miss Gail

browning he'll be kissing her ass so you

need to wise up how we are or what yeah

you're right man yeah she is getting to

me sorry it's my turn to check her out

yeah

here's your towel

I'm really sorry about how he this

morning he's just a little oversexed and

you're not business has to come first

oh that's good when are we going to

arrive at our destination depending upon

the weather eight to ten days and where

are we going

I'm sorry Gail that's not your concern

sorry

anyway thanks for helping to get Howie

off my case

yeah sure

how did you get involved with drugs

well I guess you could say I got tired

of having champagne taste on a beer

budget oh you like the good things

that's why huh

that's wrong that's so wrong you've had

people open doors for you your whole

life because they respect you I want the

same I don't think it's too much to ask

you have to earn that kind of respect

Patrick earn like hell you take to get

respect why the [ __ ] do you think I'm

the captain of this boat now you're a

really interesting character

we should get your story written into

one of turning-points plot lines yeah

right Gale brownie captured by sex

starved drug smuggler maniacs well it

does have a ring of truth about it yeah

I don't think anyone would buy it though

except me

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may I

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Holly what's miss for you you really

want to know yeah I want to know it's my

business to know everything I can about

life probably won't understand try me

life for me is one long summer I gotta

be by on or under the water and so far I

can't find a job that will let me surf

my brains out so I'm taking a chance

making one big score

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just one just one and it's a new board

not two feet for someplace where the

waves break big and clean what about

your family don't you have a family did

once

and

messed up can't go back

what happened

it was an accident I don't want to talk

about it

you just ran away

listen I'm sorry about coming on so

strong and everything I don't know what

gets into me sometimes it's okay

maybe we can just be good friends

I'd like that

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can I help

like that

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I've been thinking about your problem

you're the problem and yes but I'm also

the solution go on mrs. browning

if I was really to help you guys to take

an active role in getting this boat

docked at a first-class Harbor what

would be in it for me aside from your

promise to tell me where you were

bending my husband I can't believe

you're serious

try me are you talking cash a piece of

the action a girl has to prepare for her

old age and you're worried about that I

won't always be young Patrick so what do

you have in mind one third it's my boat

God you've really got balls mrs.

browning I resent that sexist Ramon

Patrick I'll have to talk to my partner

some partner you're the brains he'll do

whatever you say I don't trust you

that goes both ways and when the customs

and Coast Guard borders you can bet your

tight little ass that I will scream

kidnapping if you're still around to

scream and when they are quail the

owners

you go tell Howie about my to you

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what are you gonna do with your share

mrs. browning I'm going to invest in

property I'm gonna buy a little cabin

outside of Aspen and tear it down and

build a big cabin it's the American Way

best that's a good idea yeah maybe I'll

buy some beachfront up Costa Rica and

build a surf camp yeah have my own

business

why don't you two just shut the [ __ ] up

will you don't talk to her like that

I'm sorry Howie I forgot that mrs.

browning is our star

right Patrick it is foolish to talk

about spinning something you don't have

where are we going to unload this stuff

you know

as a partner in this business I have a

right to know all the details right you

have no rights this is my deal

easy partner remember she's our star

yeah I guess you're right Howie my turn

to fix supper

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I will make it and I will survive

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first time you lost your cool Gail I

just creepy crawly that's right kids

that is not part of the deal Patrick

that's right

you wonder all your mouth

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give back what you got there mrs.

browning get back

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do you think I'd leave a loaded gun

around you - you're nuts she would have

killed it she would have killed this

Howie I told you is that right mrs.

brownie all right man it's time we

settle this thing once and for all

settle what who against mrs. browning

all right let's say let's make a little

wager for winner takes off and no more

fighting between us man I ain't betting

with you man you're crazy

no man it'll be cool all right I got an

idea here we'll each catch a roach and

we'll train it for a day and the winner

takes all

cockroach race yeah man you like that

mrs. browning

I think that's fair

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I got one but look at mine buddy

he's a sprinter I think I'll name him

champion once Peter what do you think we

ought to do with her oh let her out

she's been quite enough hey Gail you

promised to quit screaming if we let you

out I think that's a yes hey babe how

you doing in there

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hmm

just in case I lose now remember keep

your promise

don't scream I just have one question

for you if you'll know that was in the

same position as me could you do to hurt

what you're doing to me because I really

think that I might be pregnant and you

know you did say that I won't make a

really good mother so why don't we just

why don't we just sail on and finish

your business okay you know just be a

good girl and and and it'll be alright

alright

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you make one hell of an actors mama that

was getting miss brownie

see Patrick she could be on prime-time

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without

gamba it seems in your brownie that I

found you just in time huh let's put

some food and water in your stomach

how'd you find me

you know how they say out here see you

like a scallop latin follow they banana

peels my wife you gotta help me find my

wife I put that later isn't it

remarkable how life seems to work in

strange ways you give it a little help

have a few sips slowly signora

slowly

oh no got enough bananas in planning

plenty of bananas good thing Senora gave

browning but them from me

what's going on what's your name my name

Paco how are you you're gonna help me

find my wife why are you here Senor and

she's in your boat that's all I know

you should rest for a little while and

then you help me to sell this boat to

the time we get your wife back you

understand what I'm saying yeah yeah

okay Patrick let's get it going

this is this big guy are you ready for

the world's championship roach race I am

Mike champion already and should you win

are you ready for this lovely Gail

brownie well that you've come a little

out of practice but I think I can add

more who do you like - referee mr.

browning how about a little side bet

mrs. browning I never bet remember

except on sure things baby you're

looking ATS right here no okay are you

ready

let's go Peter get set and go

come on I won I won

I want

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congratulations Howie thank you now I'd

like to present you with your prize for

the rest of the dream voyage the lovely

the incomparable in a sexy star that

daytime TV drama turning-point yeah

routing let's hear it for Gail come on

Gail you're supposed to be an actress

just play the [ __ ] game William I

would like to thank all my fans and my

producer and the cast and the crew and

I'd like to thank my cockroach Peter

running a hell of a race and I think we

should start with a candlelight dinner

you have asparagus uh no Howie we have

no um that's beragon that's okay just

surprise me and I'm sure you'll

understand if you're not on the guest

list this evening

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we should see you both about dawn

tomorrow how could you know that listen

my wife is on board that boat with those

two guys I want to know what the hell is

going on on your boat is a couple of

million dollars worth of cocaine and a

lot of cash money I know the value of

that stuff but you were parented by

amateurs so there is a chance to

intercept them Hey

so you're professional and you want to

steal the stuff back I just say that's

in your you did

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those two gringos and you both killed my

brother

what do you want me to do

be prepare Senor browning early tomorrow

morning we might have to kill a man

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damn what's taking her so long to fix

supper just play the game big guy watch

out for her remember she's smarter than

you are

hey I can handle her Yeah right just

like that girl huh shut the hell up

about that how do I look

the best you can tell me about in the

morning a gentleman never tells you know

that so tell me how yeah I know Patrick

is from Texas but you're not are you

where are you from

don't forget about anywhere you can let

your head mrs. Brown you're from England

yes that's right I'm from England that's

way cool

so tell me about the stuff Camp business

is there any money in it not big money

but could be starting you know - me

hundred bucks a week for room and board

canvas cheap to build so that's like a

basement

sounds like fun - did you ever think of

taking a partner I mean I would always

be on a soap

well yeah you can kind of come down when

you're not working kind of oversee the

kitchen surfer zealot yeah I can see

that what about your husband

well that's very sweet of you to think

of him Howie but I have to face facts

he's gone life goes on

maybe tonight is my turning point yes

ma'am

his son and the surf camp

thanks mrs. Burney you want some more

pasta

okay well better have a save room for

you

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Oh Howie did you enjoy dinner

yes ma'am here one helper cook mrs.

brownie why thank you you're welcome you

have a little bit just here there you go

well here's to you mrs. browning and to

us

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well

um tell me about lifeguarding why aren't

your lifeguard anymore

well I told you I messed up a girl yeah

what happened it's a long story

she came up to a lifeguard station after

I was after I was locking up and

threw herself at you he things kind of

the other way around

but I'll make one story short she died

let's go to bed uh of course um how

about you take a shower and brush my

teeth put on some perfume she sounds

good but forget the perfume the way

still naturally turns me off

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what the hell are you doing down here

just listening me man I guarantee she's

gonna try to do something though that I

said I'm gonna throw you to the Sharks

browning what the hell is that on your

face oh just a little cream for my

wrinkles Howie please sit down

put your legs out that's right put it

down

did you comfortable yeah good now close

your eyes and

tell your story okay a love story

yeah I'm not story

just relax now what what the protocol

boy

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thanks for the razor Paco here look this

sword I got it from my great-grandfather

when he was in the Mexican Revolution

what am I supposed to do with this

are you gonna need it when we build you

boat a broken spear gun and a rusty

machete against their shotgun

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get ready Senor browning

in about an hour we are going to

intercept the vault

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don't worry I'll be ready

so I was she oh man

did she rock my world Yeah right you

look like you had a hell of a night

where is she she's fixing breakfast

you're on watch all day loverboy I'm

gonna eat and get some sleep

you watch out for her don't worry about

me

good morning Patrick good morning Gail

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you drugged him I knew how to fly

he won the bet Gail but I wasn't betting

remember what is it with you you're

always cheating Gail okay come here

I want to show you one little thing okay

I'm making you can do that in a moment

come on

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what the hell was that Patrick how do

you [ __ ] idiot she duped you man and

won her you little drunk you know get

back

discharge backtrack backtrack oh that's

right you don't know how satyrs never

prosper everything's okay now mrs.

brownie

Patrick won't bother you anymore I mean

he's my friend and I love him but it's

just a little nuts you know here put

this on

everything's gonna be okay now it's just

you and me Howie can we go and get pita

now I'll be a good girl

I'm sorry mrs. browning but Peters

probably dead here let's put some of

this huh ah crap

you sure look good and red lipstick mrs.

browning

you should wear it we're offered

please how we

you're my only friend

and you're my only friend to mrs.

browning you have a lot in common you

sure look pretty mrs. browning

I think I love you

oh dear sit down I'm trying to tell you

how I feel I'm sorry I'm sorry I

shouldn't yell here can you hug

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how are you dumb idiot I told you she

was gonna try to break us up she tricked

me Patrick

guess I'm just gonna have to kill her

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it had to happen mrs. browning it was

his fate

if you only played the game

I thought you couldn't swim

a real gambler never shows his cards

until he's called shall we dance

perhaps a waltz boy tango

a doctor

you know I went to dancing school once

to improve my social graces

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what do you want

I want I want

he's trying to ram us

you just after water

and you'll kill him to get some water

rules of the sea you know you can't turn

down a fellow sailor now get below and

get out of sight

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hello que pasa amigo SSA Leo's are here

listen I've been out of water for three

days

you're my salvation Senor can I have

some water please

you can hand me your jug but you stay

put yeah

god bless your meal excuse me

can you spare another job yeah but hurry

up we pal

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Patrick

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it's been a hell of a day at sea sir

drop your toy mr. browning lose it

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well pal looks like lady Luck's finally

run out on you and I'm calling your

cards now wait a minute what's matter

with you Patrick

you don't wanna make a bet with me

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what's a bet heads gala and I take the

old swoop and sail away you keep this

boat your drugs and you go your own way

tails you lose and it's your life mr.

browning

flip the coin

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you remember

where is scale

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adios amigo

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so Yura browning

let's bring the cargo deck

come on

so take this you sell it you'll be a

rich man

no mr. browning I want to be a rich man

but in an honest way what do you mean I

have my own dreams

with it that one day kill my brother

with

this is why they kill him for

come on give me a hand

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it's in your burning

nice meeting you Senora gracias

have a nice trip thanks again boy you're

welcome

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what about this

give it here

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you do some good with this

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vaya con Dios my finest performance and

there wasn't even an audience

you want a bit

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