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Life's too short.
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You've got to follow your dreams now
or it might be too late.
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What are you doing?
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Lucinda, would you do me
the greatest honour...
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..of being my wife?
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Well, what did you say?
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I was like, "No fucking way, Neil.
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"I've known you for less
than a year, you freak."
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Can you be quiet, please, Lucinda?
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I need you to focus.
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My drag show is in four hours,
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and you're not going to know
what to do in the show
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if you keep chatting!
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Mam, are you all good
with the sound cues?
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About that...
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..I'm not gonna be able to make
the show, Dickie.
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What could you possibly be doing
that's more important than my show?
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It's that flippin' speed camera.
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They're making me do a speed
awareness course and it clashes.
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What the hell am I going to do
for a techie?
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'Ere, let me text Mel.
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She's good with lesbian stuff
like that.
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DICKIE SIGHS
And what about the end of the show?
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You're all meant to be
lifting me up for
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my big show-stopping finale number!
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Why don't Sal, Lucinda and me
lift you up together?
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I went to the gym last Tuesday.
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Don't be so ridiculous, Stewart.
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Your pathetic withery arms
will never be able to lift me
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above your head.
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You need to calm down, hon.
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You're not performing at
the Palladium, for God's sake.
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Well, I never will if I adopt
your lazy attitude, Lucinda!
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Fear not, Dickie chicky.
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The course only lasts an hour
so I should be able to shoot back
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and make the end of the show.
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Why are you getting so aggy
about it, Dickster?
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It's just a show.
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It's not just a show, Sal,
you silly knobhead!
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Besides, I've emailed a few talent
agents and invited them along,
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so it needs to go well.
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Ooh! Ooh, that's exciting!
Have any replied?
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Well, you could say that.
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What does that mean?
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Well, ah, I've had a few...
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..out-of-office replies.
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Right, let's go again
from the top, please.
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Come on.
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First positions, everyone.
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Ahhh!
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MUSIC: Supermodel
by Ted Griggs
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What's it looking like
out there, Sal?
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It's filling up, babe. Looks like
you'll have a good crowd.
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Hey, can you see any agents?
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It's...it's hard to tell.
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Is Mel here yet?
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Yeah, she's setting up
your sound desk out front.
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She'd better not fuck this up
for me, Sal!
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I'll pass on the message that
you really appreciate her time.
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Oh, by the way, Lucinda, I've asked
Neil to come and help out today.
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I hope you don't mind.
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You could've told me first, Dickie.
I'm still not talking to him.
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I'm sure you'll cope, babe.
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Eee, I bloody miss acting
in the theatre.
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I didn't know you used
to be an actor, Mam.
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Yes, chick.
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Chekhov, Pinter, Zoopla -
I've done the lot.
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Monologues coming out me arse.
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I'd love to hear one of
your monologues.
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Can you remember any?
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Oh, it's been such a long time!
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Oh, no worries. That makes sense.
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AFFECTS SOUTHERN US ACCENT:
June 15th, 1856.
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SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
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Wilbur went to gather eggs
in the barn,
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and when he walked back in,
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he was crying.
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I said, "What on God's green earth
is the matter, Wilbur?"
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He pointed at the window.
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I looked out.
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It was raining!
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Raining for the first time
in 15 years!
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Wilbur was crying with joy
at the fact the crops could
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finally have a chance for life.
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MAM SIGHS
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Oh, beautiful performance, Mam.
Wow, Mam, that was amazing.
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Absolutely exceptional.
It's beautiful.
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Oh, friggin' hell.
Better get going - I've got to go
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to this friggin'
speed awareness course.
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Oh, promise me you'll be back
in time for the finale.
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You've got to lift me up, remember.
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Course, chick. Ta-ra!
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Ta-ra. Bye, Mam. See you later.
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Hiya, Dickie. Listen, thanks so much
for stepping in last minute.
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Absolutely no probs, babes.
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Luckily I had a small window
in my schedule.
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Yeah, bloody Cliff Richard
impersonator cancelled on us.
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Anyway, I think they're all in now,
so, ah, whenever you're ready.
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I'm ready.
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Eee, you said that
with some determination.
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I'm ready.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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and all those in between,
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please put your hands together
for Dickie.
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MUSIC: Pachelbel's Canon
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Yes, it's me, Dickie.
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And I'm finally getting married.
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And not just to anyone.
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I'm getting married to a duke!
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# I'm getting married
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# I'm getting married to a duke. #
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To who?
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To a duke!
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Oh!
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Oh, and look -
my bridesmaids are here,
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and they're telling me
how beautiful I look.
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You look beautiful.
Very nice, yeah.
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They won't upstage me, though,
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because they're disgusting.
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# I'm getting married
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# I'm getting married to a duke. #
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To who?
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To a duke!
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Oh.
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# He'll bring me flowers
in the morning
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# He'll kiss my cheek
without prewarning
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# And then we'll fuck... #
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TUTTING
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# We will dance in the rain
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# He'll make me feel...insane! #
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Aargh!
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SHOCKED GASPS
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# I am getting married
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# I'm getting married to a duke... #
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Sorry, chick.
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Am I in the right place for
the speed awareness course?
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You are, aye. Take a seat.
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Eee, what are you doing 'ere?
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Well... Don't give a shit.
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Right, howay then, settle down.
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Welcome to
the speed awareness course.
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My name's Vanessa Yaris,
and over the next couple of hours
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I will be attempting to help yous
all pass the course.
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Failure to pass means
you'll have your driving licence
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taken off you, and if you've brought
a vehicle with you here today,
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I will be clamping
the fucking thing.
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So...you better pass!
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Ah, sorry, chick, did you just say
"the next couple of hours"?
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I thought this course was supposed
to be 60 minutes.
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Well, it would be 60 minutes
if you were to speed through
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at 90 mile per hour.
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But I think you'll find I'm more of
a 30-mile-an-hour kind of bitch.
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Right, first things first.
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Do any of yous own a Toyota Yaris?
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I, ah, I used to have one
but I sold it last year.
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Why on earth would you do that?
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I'm sorry I'm late. I was so scared
to get caught speeding again
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that I ended up driving ten mile
an hour the whole way here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where d'you think you're off to?
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Ah... Something's come up.
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Well, FYI, it's an automatic fail
if you leave.
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And that means no more driving
for you for the next year.
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Thought so.
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Let me take you back to chapter one.
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My childhood...
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GLISSANDO HARP SOUND EFFECT
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When I was young,
I was a skinny pauper boy
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living on the streets
of Middlesbrough,
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and my best friend
was a small, weird rat.
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Oh, Ratty, I love
hanging around with you
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because, no matter how much
of a dirty street boy I am,
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I know that I could never
be as repulsive as you.
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You're right, Dickie.
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I'm a grotesque, ugly rat,
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who shits himself
on an hourly basis.
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Hey, I've got an idea!
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Let's be blood brothers!
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Ow! Ow, ow! Ah!
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And then we drank
each other's blood,
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and I got a horrendous rat disease.
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STEWART GAGS
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I just don't get why it's always
at least half an hour late...
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Why are you so desperate to see
that weirdo's shitshow anyway?
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Because...
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..I'm trying to develop
a friendship with him.
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Plus he mentioned he's got
an actor playing me in the show
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and I want to see who he's got.
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Ha! There it is -
the truth comes out.
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It's actually all about you.
Oh, come on!
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Let's just go in.
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I couldn't think of anything worse
than watching
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that absolute loser's show
in an old folks' home, babe!
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Yeah, go on.
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I'll wait in the car.
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Well, suit yourself.
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Oh, my God, I'm absolutely buzzing!
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They can't get enough
of me out there.
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Did you see that guy
in the front row?
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He was proper dancing along.
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He was actually having
a seizure, Dickie.
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They had to wheel him out.
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Did anyone see any agents?
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I was trying to have a look, but
it's hard when you're in the zone.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Eee, maybe.
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I was also in the zone,
so I didn't really notice.
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I suppose there was people there
that could have been agents
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when they were younger. Yeah.
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You know, it's true
what they say, isn't it?
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There really is no business
like show business.
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Oi!
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How long are you lot going
to be in here?
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I can't hear myself think.
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Hiya, Dickie.
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Oh, thank Christ you're here, Gary.
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Did you get the script I sent you?
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I did, yeah. I was hoping there'd be
time for us to sit down together,
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possibly go through a few changes.
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Afraid not, babes.
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I don't know why you'd want
to change anything anyway.
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It's the story of MY life.
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It's just a few things my character
says that I don't really agree with.
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Oh, get a hold of yourself, Gary.
It's called acting.
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Eh, sorry, Dickie, erm,
I was under the impression
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it was just going to be, like,
a 20-minute drag show,
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not an autobiographical musical,
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and the residents are due their
afternoon cheese and crackers.
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So if you could just speed
things up a bit, kid,
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I'd really appreciate that.
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Thank you.
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Did you hear that?
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They're gagging for me
to get back onstage!
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Right, come on, then, you lot.
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The show must go on.
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DICKIE CHUCKLES
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Want to watch the show, Beryl?
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No, not for me.
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I can't stand drag queens.
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Fruity twats.
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Fair enough, babe.
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Broom-broom!
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This is the steering wheel of truth,
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and when you're holding it,
I want the honest truth
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from all of yous about why
you chose to speed.
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OK. Erm, well, my name is Paula.
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I got caught doing 30 in a 20 zone.
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Oh, and where did you need
to be so urgently?
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No, no, I just hadn't realised
it was a 20.
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You see, I've just moved back
to the area,
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and when I lived here before,
it was 30.
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I don't need your entire
life story, Lewis Hamilton.
253
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Pass the steering wheel
of truth on, please.
254
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My name is Mam.
255
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,840
And what is your truth, Mam?
256
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I don't think you can handle
my truth.
257
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Oh, I think I'll be OK.
258
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All right.
259
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,800
The truth is, I have struggled
every day for the past 15 years
260
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because the mother of my child
decided to take my son away from me!
261
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Right.
262
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,400
And what speed were you doing?
263
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,560
Well, my truth is that the husband
I loved had been lying to me
264
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about who he was
for our entire marriage.
265
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,800
May I remind the group
how extremely difficult it was
266
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to come out back then?
267
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All I wanted was acceptance,
and all I got was rejection!
268
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:09,400
I'd like to remind the group
that rejection comes in many forms,
269
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and being suddenly told that
your husband of ten years
270
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has never actually found you
sexually attractive
271
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can feel pretty damn rejecting!
272
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,760
Oh! Fucking hell!
273
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,920
What the fuck was that?!
274
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,840
It's called hazard perception, mate.
275
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,440
Today it was just a ball.
276
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,040
Tomorrow...
277
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,160
..it could be a child.
278
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Chapter Five - Coming Out.
279
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You know, guys, not a lot of people
know this about me because
280
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I'm such a confident, horny guy,
281
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,960
but coming out to my family
was hard.
282
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,000
There was one family member
in particular who just couldn't
283
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,880
deal with my homosexuality.
284
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,240
Uncle Gary.
285
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,280
I loved Uncle Gary,
but he hated the gays.
286
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,840
One day I thought,
"You know what? Fuck it.
287
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,480
"I'm going to come out to him."
288
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,960
HARP GLISSANDO EFFECT
289
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,200
Hey, Uncle Gary.
290
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,440
Hello, Dickie.
291
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,560
I hate all homosexuals.
292
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,000
And on another note, I was just in
the area and thought I'd pop in
293
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,040
and see if you fancied coming
to watch a game
294
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,400
at the pub this weekend.
295
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,000
What do you mean by "game"? Croquet?
296
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,160
No, mate.
297
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,280
The footy.
298
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,320
Ooh!
299
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,200
Oh, that.
300
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,840
I guess I'll think about it.
301
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,880
SNORING
302
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,320
Anyway, I've got
to tell you something.
303
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,240
I'm gay!
304
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,440
Right.
305
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:50,000
Well, in that case, I don't want
anything to do with you, you...
306
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,480
..massive willy woofter!
307
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,400
So there I was,
308
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:03,040
cast out by my uncle,
hoist by my own petard.
309
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,880
What was a young virile homosexual
to do?
310
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,040
But then suddenly I had a brainwave.
311
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,800
I had to go straight.
312
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,280
Oh, God, if I was straight, maybe...
313
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,280
..maybe Uncle Gary would
finally accept me.
314
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,640
So...you been keeping well?
315
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,480
I'd prefer it if we didn't talk.
316
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,680
Right.
317
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,000
No problem.
318
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,000
I don't even know
what you want from me.
319
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,160
I thought you didn't want to talk.
I don't.
320
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,640
I don't get why you're here.
321
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,280
I got caught doing 30 in a 20 zone.
322
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,920
Not here!
323
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,360
Here.
324
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,440
Look, I just needed to tell you
that I'm sorry.
325
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,080
And what is it
you're specifically sorry for?
326
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,320
Forcing all my friends to disown me?
327
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,200
Or the fact you called me
a disgusting pervert
328
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,560
right in the middle of Sainsbury's?
329
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,640
Or simply the fact you took
my son away and moved
330
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,200
to Bury St fucking Edmonds?!
331
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,440
I didn't know how to cope with it.
332
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,760
I mean, I'd never met
a gay person before.
333
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,040
You met Dale Winton at
the stage door of his panto.
334
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,960
It wasn't easy for me either.
335
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,200
I loved you, and you'd been
lying to me.
336
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,440
Oh, it wasn't as simple as that.
337
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,640
Really?
338
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,000
It... Mm.
339
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,840
I...
340
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,760
It was a weird time.
341
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,920
I didn't know who I was.
342
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,400
I didn't even know what I was.
343
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,120
And so, yes, I...
344
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,520
..I lied about certain things,
and for that I'm sorry.
345
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,960
But one thing I didn't lie about
346
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,800
was the love I had for you.
347
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,720
I frigging loved you, Paula.
348
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,560
And I loved...
349
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,960
I still love our son.
350
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,560
I never wanted Ed to be
without his dad.
351
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,120
I was just trying to protect him.
352
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,400
Protect him from what?
353
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,640
The scary big wig?
The evil eyeliner?
354
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,880
The terrifying tits?
355
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,800
For one, from the bullies
at his school who tormented him
356
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,400
when they found out about you.
357
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,400
He was bullied?
358
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,640
You didn't know that, did you?
359
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,320
I thought I was doing
the right thing at the time,
360
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,880
for Ed and for me.
361
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,760
But I wasn't.
362
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,400
It was wrong,
363
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,480
and I'm really, really sorry.
364
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,200
Ow!
365
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,720
Hazard perception, mate!
366
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,000
How do I do it, you guys?
367
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,920
I can't be straight.
368
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,160
I'm a gut-wrenching little gay boy.
369
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,160
LOUDER: I'm gut-wrenching
little gay boy.
370
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,560
Mel! That's your cue.
371
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,480
TENSE STRING MUSIC
372
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,440
# How do I become the man
373
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,560
# Uncle Gary wants me to be?
374
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,040
# How do I do it?
375
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,160
# What do I do to do it? Ah! #
376
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,720
Come on, Dickie.
377
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,880
You've been in the closet before.
378
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,840
It's time to climb back in.
379
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,760
If I want to become straight,
380
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,440
I'm going to have to start dressing
like these straight guys.
381
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,080
But what sort of things
do they wear?
382
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,160
Wait, I got it!
383
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,600
# Bootcut jeans!
384
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,400
# I remember bootcut jeans! #
385
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:56,280
Oh, you guys, well, I think I got
the heterosexual attire right.
386
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,520
What sort of things
do these straight guys say?
387
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,560
Oh, come on, Dickie.
388
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,160
Think!
389
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,960
Wait, I've got it.
390
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,200
# She's fit
391
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:14,440
# That lass over there is fit
392
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:21,200
# I like her bum and her boobs
and her mascara... #
393
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,640
Guys, I don't want to jinx it,
but...
394
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,160
I think I'm straight!
395
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,920
# Lock up your daughters
396
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,800
# I'm coming for your daughters
397
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:41,960
# Give me your daughters! #
398
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:48,120
SPARSE APPLAUSE
399
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,880
Right, it's the interval now, so...
400
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,720
Quick, get this jacket on me, Sal.
401
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,000
I've had to get Stewart
to do his shit tap routine.
402
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,320
He's probably sucking
the energy out of the room.
403
00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
404
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,240
Go for it! Go on, Ratty!
405
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,240
Go on, my son!
406
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,080
Where the hell's Neil?
407
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080
Oh, thank Christ.
What time do you call this, Neil?
408
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,280
Sorry, Dickie.
409
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,680
Weirdly, a couple of cats started
attacking me on the way here.
410
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,200
One of them took my shoe.
411
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,440
I haven't got time
for your excuses, Neil.
412
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,480
Here. This is the script.
413
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,000
You're playing the role of Harrison.
414
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,240
I've got a couple of scenes
to do beforehand,
415
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,320
so familiarise yourself
with it, please.
416
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,880
Sal, I need you to get hold of Mam
417
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,160
and find out how long
she's going to be.
418
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,640
Aye-aye, captain.
419
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,120
Remember, Neil, don't be shit.
420
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,800
WHISPERS: Good note.
421
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,920
Right, do you want the good news
or the bad news?
422
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,160
Hmm?
423
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,240
Bad news is,
I've got cystitis...again.
424
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,360
And the good news is, it's the end
of the course and you've all passed.
425
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,960
Fucking get in!
426
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,320
Except for you.
427
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,600
What? Why me?
428
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,040
Only people who appreciate
what a solid hatchback
429
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,640
can do should be allowed to drive.
430
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,680
You sold your Yaris.
431
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,760
Clearly, you're not right
in the fucking head.
432
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,640
Laters.
433
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,400
Hey, you fucking moron.
Hey, you fucking moron.
434
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,280
Hey, you, fucking moron.
435
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,920
HE VOCALISES
436
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,320
HE STRAINS
437
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,560
HE LIP-TRILLS
438
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,840
Oh...
439
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,000
I heard you might be about.
Lucinda, I'm so glad to see you.
440
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,200
I've got something to show you.
441
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,480
What is it, Neil? Another tattoo
of some other girl's name?
442
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,320
Well...
Are you kidding me?
443
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,720
Oh, no, look.
444
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,800
Coriander?
No, it's meant to say Lucinda.
445
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,800
I suppose I can sort of see that.
446
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,960
Heh-heh!
447
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,440
Ooh!
448
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,440
Well, are you going to kiss or not?
449
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,480
Chapter 17 - Heartbreak.
450
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:58,400
I guess you're all wondering
who it was that broke my heart.
451
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,920
Well, his name...was Harrison.
452
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,520
Everyone used to say that Harrison
was punching above his weight
453
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:20,200
with me, which I thought was cruel,
albeit true.
454
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,880
Hello, Harrison, my love.
455
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,840
Oh, hi...you fucking moron!
456
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,320
I know I said I loved you
and you were the fittest person
457
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,880
that I've ever seen,
458
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,600
but I'm dropping you
like a sack of shit!
459
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,920
No, no, don't do this!
460
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,200
Think about the life
we've built together!
461
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,920
Get to fuck.
462
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,920
HE SPITS
463
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,840
I'm sick of being the ugly one
in this relationship.
464
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,920
Oh!
I can't help my beauty.
465
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,800
'Ere! That's not how it happened!
466
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,240
I've literally just come out,
Sal, chick.
467
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,120
I'm sprinting all the way now.
468
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,480
OK, see you in a bit.
469
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,280
The absolute bell-end!
470
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,760
Need a lift?
471
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,880
No, I... I'll manage, thanks.
472
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,840
PHONE VIBRATES
473
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,960
Hi, chick.
474
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,480
Where the hell are you?
We're nearly at the finale.
475
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,960
I've had to put Stewart
back on to fill time.
476
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,240
We need your strong arms
for the ending.
477
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,800
Mam? Mam?!
478
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,760
I'm not one to judge, babe, but you
have missed a couple of my cues.
479
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,800
I'm trying my hardest, mate,
480
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,400
but your cue sheet isn't
the easiest thing to follow.
481
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,920
Excuses, excuses.
482
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,840
Er... Oh...
483
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,880
I see the way you drive hasn't
changed after all these years.
484
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,360
Hoo!
485
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,320
Listen...
486
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,640
Before you shoot off,
I wanted to give you something.
487
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,360
He's a proper adult now
and everything.
488
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,880
Thanks for the lift.
489
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,040
I know those are my earrings,
by the way.
490
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,560
Fine to keep them.
491
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,640
Oh!
492
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,320
My wedding to the duke
is finally here.
493
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,400
"But who is the duke?"
I hear you all cry.
494
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,000
Oh, here he is now.
495
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,960
Who is the duke?
496
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,760
The duke...is me,
497
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,320
because the person
I've grown to love...
498
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,040
is myself.
499
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,600
That's right, boys,
500
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,760
Dickie's back.
501
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,720
Dickie never even left.
502
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,440
Hey, you guys,
you want to know a secret?
503
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,920
Yeah! Yeah!
504
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,160
I had an epiphany today.
505
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,840
What was your epiphany, Dickie?
506
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,960
Ha! You really want
to know my epiphany?
507
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,280
BOTH: Yeah!
508
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,920
Coo-ee!
509
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,040
Oh, it's you.
510
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,520
All right, Arabella?
What are you doing here?
511
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,480
Oh, just picking up Mel.
512
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,560
We've got a hot date tonight.
513
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,960
Right.
514
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,080
SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
515
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,160
Probably going to be a real
steamy sesh tonight,
516
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,360
if you...catch my drift.
517
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,240
That's great to hear, babe.
518
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,800
OK, I'll tell you.
519
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,600
My epiphany was...
520
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,080
that I don't need no man.
521
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,160
You want to know why?
522
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,480
# Cos I'm in love with myself... #
523
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:58,840
BIG-BAND JAZZ PLAYS
524
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,280
You know, I wasn't sure
how to tell you this,
525
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,160
but Mel isn't into
weird mole creatures,
526
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,640
so I'd give up now if I were you.
527
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,440
Are you taking the piss?
528
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,760
No, babe.
529
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,840
I'm not taking the piss.
530
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,440
Read my lips.
531
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,760
She's. Not. Going. To. Fuck. You.
532
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,120
Howay, then, dickhead, let's go!
533
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,280
Come 'ere!
534
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,960
Get your filthy hands off me!
535
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,440
You daft Made In Chelsea cow!
536
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,520
Lift me higher, boys!
537
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,000
GROWLS: Higher, for fuck's sake.
538
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,400
We're trying.
539
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,720
You're too heavy.
540
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,920
What are you trying to say, Lucinda?
541
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,880
Let the whole world see
that I don't need a man,
542
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,040
cos I got me.
543
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,320
# I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love... #
544
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,640
You stupid cow!
545
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,600
# I'm in love with myself! #
546
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,080
Oh! Ooh! Ah!
547
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,200
Fucking hell!
548
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,360
She is a fucking liability.
I'm not joking, babe.
549
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,240
The sooner we leave
this shithole town, the better.
550
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,320
MOUTHS: You OK?
551
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,040
What a show!
552
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,040
HE CHUCKLES
553
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,920
Listen, I was wondering
if you had representation.
554
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,760
That was the whole point of today,
but nobody showed up.
555
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,360
Ah. The name's Shingles -
556
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,680
Barry Shingles
from Shingles Associates.
557
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,800
I'd like to buy you a coffee and
have a chat about representing you.
558
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,880
No way!
Barry, come on.
559
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,800
You're overdue your meds.
560
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,680
But he's got a business card
and everything.
561
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,360
It's a cheese slice, mate.
562
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,120
Ugh!
The name's Shingles -
563
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,560
Barry Shingles
from Shingles Associates.
564
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,840
Barry, that's the water cooler,
mate.
565
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,960
No, no, he's the next big thing,
I tell you.
566
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,880
Well done, Dickie.
567
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,240
It was...
568
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,560
Well, it...it was different.
569
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,080
Cheers, babes.
570
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,280
'Ere, what are you doing now?
571
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,280
Can I buy you a quick drink at the
pub across the road to say congrats?
572
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,200
Suppose I could have half a sherry.
573
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,920
What are you still doing in here?
It finished ages ago.
574
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,800
Howay.
575
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,600
Actually, I'm going to get Dickie
a quick drink at the pub.
576
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,720
HE LAUGHS
577
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,720
Er, no, you're not.
578
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,840
Er, yeah, I am.
579
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,680
Fuck this.
580
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,960
Eee, congrats on your tap routine
today, hon.
581
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,240
They bloody loved it.
582
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,120
You practically stole the show.
583
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,320
Lucinda! I'm sat right here.
584
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,840
What's that, Mam?
585
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,960
Ah, it's a photo of Ed.
586
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,040
Who the fuck's Ed?
He's my son.
587
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,920
He's all grown-up.
588
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,400
It was given to me by Paula.
589
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,800
Let us see, Mam.
Let's have a look.
590
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,400
Oh, Mam.
591
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,240
Aw!
592
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Aw!
593
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,120
My God, he's fit as fuck, him, like.
594
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,800
GENTLY: Aw...
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