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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,696 --> 00:01:09,727 Rocky and Rani 2 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,992 Rocky and Rani 3 00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:15,592 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 4 00:01:22,301 --> 00:01:24,806 Welcome friends! This is our White House. 5 00:01:24,926 --> 00:01:26,711 First copy of the famous USA White House. 6 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:31,342 We are crazy rich Indians. In other words, the Randhawa family. 7 00:01:31,566 --> 00:01:34,301 Standing on a foundation of flour laddoos. 8 00:01:34,592 --> 00:01:36,509 Mind you, they aren't your run-of-the mill laddoos. 9 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:41,884 Made from grandma's recipes - the one and only Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 10 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:47,926 Through blood and sweat, grandma made our business reach a turnover of millions. 11 00:01:48,396 --> 00:01:50,926 What a woman! Wonder woman! Wakanda Forever! 12 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:53,926 So bland! 13 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:57,301 These artificial sweeteners spoil them. 14 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,926 Better to be struck down by diabetes. 15 00:02:01,176 --> 00:02:02,467 We have further options, ma'am. 16 00:02:02,592 --> 00:02:05,217 What are you waiting for? Go! Get another! 17 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:09,259 According to grandma, the sea is made up of tiny drops of water, 18 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,342 and a laddoo is made up of tiny flour balls. 19 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:14,009 Quick FB. Not Facebook, I mean flash-back! 20 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,509 Grandma married Kanwal Lund. Son of Lund, the sweet maker. 21 00:02:18,509 --> 00:02:20,967 She thought a sweet life would follow. 22 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:24,717 But on the very first day, just as she was about to bow in respect... 23 00:02:24,842 --> 00:02:25,676 No! 24 00:02:26,053 --> 00:02:28,717 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 25 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:31,884 Their meeting was bitter. 26 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:35,342 Her mother-in-law was a witch, 27 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:37,717 and her husband a total failure. 28 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:42,051 No head for business, but a great fan of Javed-Gulzar's poetry. 29 00:02:42,301 --> 00:02:45,967 Grandma's mother-in-law soon became a photo frame and she - a lucky mother. 30 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:50,967 She was so obsessed with money, that she called her son 'Tijori'. 31 00:02:51,092 --> 00:02:53,717 Yes! My father's name means a 'coffer'! 32 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:59,342 Grandma was scared he'd become a poet-type like her husband. 33 00:02:59,634 --> 00:03:03,509 So she kept him far away from his father. Soshal distancing! 34 00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:08,301 Lost in poetry, one day, grandpa met with an accident. 35 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:10,676 Sadly the damage was permanent. 36 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,682 The poor man never fully recovered. 37 00:03:15,092 --> 00:03:17,967 And his memory became an ebbing and flowing thing. 38 00:03:26,144 --> 00:03:29,842 My sweet grandpa, always living in a dreamland. 39 00:03:30,217 --> 00:03:33,134 While Dhanlakshmi Sweets became a global brand. 40 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:35,551 Then the wedding band played in our home. 41 00:03:35,676 --> 00:03:38,301 Finally, grandma brought home the family's prize possession. 42 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,592 That's my Mummy - Poonam. 43 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,592 Girls don't bow. Keep your head covered. 44 00:03:44,884 --> 00:03:46,884 Though we were selling sweet laddoos, 45 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,842 bitterness continued to reign supreme in our family. 46 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:57,467 But I haven't told you my name. 47 00:03:58,217 --> 00:04:00,363 Listen to it in the chorus lines. It'll sound batter! 48 00:04:00,878 --> 00:04:03,489 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 49 00:04:07,235 --> 00:04:10,467 He's a charmer. Made in India 50 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,342 A real fashionista 51 00:04:13,032 --> 00:04:15,509 The guy's a cool dresser 52 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,551 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 53 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:40,903 Such a heartthrob. Such a heartthrob 54 00:04:41,483 --> 00:04:42,926 A hot looker! 55 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,592 What a stud! 56 00:04:44,939 --> 00:04:47,342 Gurgaon's handsome Casanova 57 00:04:48,806 --> 00:04:50,009 Look at my swag 58 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:51,759 I look like... 59 00:04:52,211 --> 00:04:55,176 ...Prada and Gucci got together to give birth to me 60 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,342 A six-footer 61 00:04:59,209 --> 00:05:01,051 Looks too good 62 00:05:03,154 --> 00:05:05,069 When they look at this package 63 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:07,509 Girls can't stop winking at me 64 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:12,009 Such a heartthrob-ji! 65 00:05:13,699 --> 00:05:15,842 Such a heartthrob-ji! 66 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,967 This guy has no match 67 00:05:20,877 --> 00:05:22,946 Such a heartthrob-ji! 68 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:24,646 Oh my God! 69 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:42,592 I drink a glass of lassi every day 70 00:05:42,912 --> 00:05:46,176 A big protein shake makes my way 71 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:49,884 If being so handsome is a crime 72 00:05:50,187 --> 00:05:53,426 Then I'll happily serve jail time 73 00:05:54,258 --> 00:05:57,467 You turn the heads of us aunties 74 00:05:58,186 --> 00:06:01,051 By God! I feel a heart attack coming on 75 00:06:01,564 --> 00:06:04,801 The uncles who loved and raised you 76 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:08,634 Will soon end up divorcees 77 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:12,035 That's for sure! 78 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,426 You'll be the death of me 79 00:06:16,034 --> 00:06:19,217 My broad chest fills my Louis Vuitton jacket 80 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,634 I cruise the streets in my Maserati 81 00:06:22,877 --> 00:06:27,342 Aunties, am I for real? Or a walkin' talkin' kebab? 82 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:31,926 Such a heartthrob-ji! 83 00:06:33,692 --> 00:06:35,676 Such a heartthrob-ji! 84 00:06:36,778 --> 00:06:38,926 This guy has no match 85 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:42,842 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji. 86 00:06:43,366 --> 00:06:44,708 Oh my God! 87 00:06:45,079 --> 00:06:48,509 Hey, Dinky, come here! Harpreeto, come close! 88 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:57,342 A force of nature 89 00:06:57,887 --> 00:07:00,759 A real rule-breaker 90 00:07:01,558 --> 00:07:04,634 There's no difference to me 91 00:07:05,104 --> 00:07:07,759 Between buds or flowers 92 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,842 Like spring 93 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,676 I embrace the whole garden 94 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:20,009 The day I get my hands on you, I'll get even with you. 95 00:07:22,537 --> 00:07:24,634 Such a heartthrob-ji! 96 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:28,134 Such a heartthrob-ji! 97 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,884 This guy has no match 98 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:35,092 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji 99 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:36,783 Oh my God! 100 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,302 The government gave me 101 00:07:39,422 --> 00:07:42,842 a title and crowned me 'Lady Killer' 102 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:49,884 Such a heartthrob-ji! 103 00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:53,551 Such a heartthrob-ji! 104 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,051 Oh, such a heartthrob-ji! 105 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:09,301 You moron! 106 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,842 Didn't I tell you to warn me if they showed up? 107 00:08:12,255 --> 00:08:14,551 Sorry! I was lost in your dance, bro. 108 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,592 I saw just how lost you were! Bloody useless. 109 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,176 I won the award for the third time, so I had to come. 110 00:08:20,426 --> 00:08:22,764 What a rocking performance, Rocky! 111 00:08:22,884 --> 00:08:25,134 - Keep it up, my boy. - OK. See you later. 112 00:08:28,193 --> 00:08:30,676 - What was that? - Papa, I didn't want to dance. 113 00:08:30,884 --> 00:08:32,847 But you know I have so many followers. 114 00:08:32,967 --> 00:08:35,592 They kept saying, "Please, please. " So I thought it's a party... 115 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:39,592 The day I get mad, that'll be the end of your swagger. 116 00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:41,009 Understand? 117 00:08:41,362 --> 00:08:43,676 - Know who you are? - Rocky. 118 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:46,092 The Dhanlakshmi Group's future CEO. 119 00:08:47,509 --> 00:08:50,301 You're not some Bollywood item dancer. Do you get it? 120 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:55,926 - Come on. - Welcome to the Punjabi of the Year! 121 00:09:00,426 --> 00:09:04,051 Now to follow on from Rocky Randhawa's amazing performance, 122 00:09:04,301 --> 00:09:07,801 and on this wonderful occasion, I'll a recite a verse by Firaq. 123 00:09:08,184 --> 00:09:10,260 "The evening was filled with mist 124 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,051 "She was wistful and sad 125 00:09:12,592 --> 00:09:14,634 "The evening was filled with mist 126 00:09:14,884 --> 00:09:16,778 "She was wistful and sad 127 00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:20,134 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 128 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,676 Bravo! Wonderful! 129 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:28,842 Are you the full moon or the glowing sun? 130 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:37,467 Whatever you are, I swear 131 00:09:38,187 --> 00:09:40,884 You are without compare 132 00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:42,509 Jamini! 133 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:48,592 For the third year, "The Punjabi of the Year" award goes to 134 00:09:48,977 --> 00:09:52,884 Dhanlakshmi Group's CEO, Mr. Tijori Randhawa. 135 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:09,717 Her hair falls on her shoulder 136 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,301 like lowered clouds 137 00:10:15,478 --> 00:10:17,551 And her eyes... 138 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:26,217 I'd like to dedicate this award to the goddess. And another goddess... 139 00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:28,967 Jamini! 140 00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:32,301 My mother, Dhanlakshmi Randhawa. 141 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:37,967 Thanks to her blessings, I've won this award for the third time. 142 00:10:38,801 --> 00:10:40,051 Jamini! You've come. 143 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,884 - Third time winner! - Mummy! Grandpa has gone. 144 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:44,551 - What? - He's gone! 145 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:47,092 Jamini. 146 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:49,009 Jamini. 147 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,634 Rocky, look. Grandpa! 148 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,426 Did you come for me? 149 00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:56,634 Oye! 150 00:11:02,051 --> 00:11:02,884 What's he doing? 151 00:11:05,053 --> 00:11:07,764 I'm so sorry, so sorry. I'm so sorry. 152 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:11,467 Madam, it's the side effects of his medicines. He gets restless. 153 00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:13,426 Actually, it's absolutely fine. 154 00:11:13,863 --> 00:11:15,926 - It happens often. - Really? 155 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,801 Yes, I'm Mona Sen. Kashmiri Gate. 156 00:11:19,217 --> 00:11:21,176 Mona. We are friends! 157 00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,259 What you doing, Grandpa? 158 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:28,092 Doctor, is it serious? 159 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:29,884 No, nothing to worry about. 160 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:33,551 I just want you to focus on his physical, emotional and social stimulation. 161 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,009 Most importantly - his memory. 162 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,592 Jamini! 163 00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:40,592 The name he keeps calling out... "Jamini". 164 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:44,676 - Yes? - I'd like you to find out who she is. 165 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,842 It might trigger his memory. 166 00:11:47,181 --> 00:11:49,596 What trigger? He doesn't know any Jamini. 167 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,634 Let's go. 168 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,358 OK. Can you give Rocky the prescription? Rocky... 169 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:07,884 Tijori. 170 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:09,551 Let's go. 171 00:12:12,989 --> 00:12:14,467 This is good news. 172 00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:16,634 Papa may be coming back to his senses. 173 00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:20,842 He was never in his right senses, nor will he ever be. 174 00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:29,676 Tijori! 175 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:30,801 What are you doing? 176 00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,842 - You must leave for work. - I'm coming. 177 00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:36,551 Papa-ji... 178 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:39,850 Tijori! 179 00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:49,676 When will this red colour let go of me? 180 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,214 When? 181 00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:59,051 What's going on, Grandpa? You were OK. 182 00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:03,593 You're switched on like a radio. Who is this Jamini? 183 00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:12,426 When will this red colour let go of me? 184 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:17,592 When will this red colour 185 00:13:19,594 --> 00:13:21,051 let go of me? 186 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:23,092 When? 187 00:13:25,658 --> 00:13:26,842 When? 188 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:35,670 I found this in his book. 189 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:39,634 - Is she a black and white movie star? - Looks like one. 190 00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:43,717 - Hope she's not RIP. - Be positive. She's grandpa's GF. 191 00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:46,259 GF? She looks the sister-type. 192 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:50,342 Who keeps a photo of a sister-type in their diary? 193 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:52,926 Jamini must be an old flame. 194 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:54,926 OK! Jai Mata Di! 195 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,551 Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di! 196 00:13:58,051 --> 00:14:00,134 Shimla Coffee House. 197 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,092 Shimla Coffee House. 1978. 198 00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,551 Rani Chatterjee? 199 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,259 My grandmother. 200 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,092 Her granddaughter. 201 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,259 Oye! 202 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,884 - She's a TV host. - Yes! 203 00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:30,051 She hosts an evening show. 204 00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:32,650 Rani! 205 00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:34,926 Golu watches her most evenings. 206 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:36,301 She has a catchphrase. What is it... ? 207 00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:38,509 "India wants to know!" 208 00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:41,051 Yes! India want to know! 209 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,306 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 210 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,257 The girl who knows it all 211 00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:51,402 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 212 00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:53,436 Do you think you can beat me? 213 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,238 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 214 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,056 Do you think you can beat me? 215 00:14:57,611 --> 00:14:59,064 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 216 00:15:04,056 --> 00:15:06,160 Queen of my dreams 217 00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:13,634 Thank you. 218 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:15,884 How's it going, Somen? 219 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,634 Yes, yes, fine, fine, fine. 220 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,884 I'm a bit nervous. Because of you. 221 00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:23,551 Today's interviewee, he's political elite. 222 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,259 Don't worry. I'll be sweet to him. 223 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:28,967 Then we're done for. 224 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,426 Shall we go for a take? Give me a 20 on Pradhan. 225 00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:36,092 Walking to set in 3... 2... 1... go! 226 00:15:38,211 --> 00:15:40,561 Real Talk with Rani 227 00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:45,717 - Rani-ji. Rani-ji! - Namaste, Pradhan-ji. 228 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:49,721 In our culture, this is how we say "namaste". 229 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:54,759 Sure! Have a seat. 230 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:57,926 Of course. I haven't come here to lie down! 231 00:15:58,509 --> 00:15:59,860 Take my phone. Switch it off. 232 00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:02,514 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 233 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,126 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 234 00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:07,533 Tall and broad, the lads drip with attitude 235 00:16:07,653 --> 00:16:10,828 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 236 00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:15,217 Sir, sir! Parking is in the basement. 237 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,884 And Shah Rukh's at home in Mannat. 238 00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:19,717 The car stays here. 239 00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:23,051 One scratch and my punch will make breaking news. 240 00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:24,134 Here. 241 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,176 Prasad. 242 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,342 My Ferrari adds value to your building. 243 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,342 So, Pradhan-ji, 244 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:34,301 - your constituency is Vasalay? - Yes. 245 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,777 You didn't make any statement about the recent rape case? 246 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,926 What kind of question is that, Rani-ji? 247 00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:44,884 Why would I make a statement about such a trivial incident? 248 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,509 - A trivial incident? - What else? 249 00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:51,544 Today's girls are addicted to junk food, 250 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,378 so such incidents are natural. 251 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:56,503 If you open a box of sweets, flies are bound to gather. 252 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,586 Do you get me? 253 00:16:59,202 --> 00:17:02,711 Girls should know what clothes to wear, and what not to. 254 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:10,378 And when a two-year-child or an old lady gets raped? 255 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,919 You misunderstood what I was trying to say, Rani-ji. 256 00:17:17,711 --> 00:17:19,711 Think what men go through. 257 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:24,753 They work all day, the tension, the frustration, so they will... 258 00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,961 I'm sorry, but you know what's really frustrating? 259 00:17:32,294 --> 00:17:34,276 That people like you get elected. 260 00:17:34,396 --> 00:17:35,599 I'll tell you why rape... 261 00:17:35,719 --> 00:17:37,486 Rani! Enough, enough, enough. 262 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,288 Because nasty men like you are around. 263 00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:44,163 The problem isn't our clothes, or what we eat, 264 00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:45,496 it's your dirty minds. 265 00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:49,121 You compared women to a box of sweets, didn't you? 266 00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:53,038 Pradhan-ji, the day you stop objectifying us, 267 00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:57,329 perhaps then we'll no longer hear of such distressing incidents. 268 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,913 Your minds are dirty and we're supposed to cover ourselves? 269 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,871 What kind of justice is that? 270 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:10,621 Stop your damn camera! 271 00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:12,496 Get my car! 272 00:18:14,419 --> 00:18:16,621 Why invite me here only to insult me? 273 00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:19,767 I had to invite you, Pradhan-ji. 274 00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:22,590 To teach you about our culture. 275 00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:24,793 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 276 00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:25,792 Namaste. 277 00:18:26,658 --> 00:18:27,704 Get my car! 278 00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:29,496 Let's go. 279 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,121 Rani! You'll get us taken off air. 280 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:35,829 You be quiet! 281 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,996 - Rani, you're incorrigible! - I know that. 282 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,575 OK, Somen! There's a board meeting at 5. 283 00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,996 - Madam-ji, madam... - Yes, what is it? 284 00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:46,788 - Have you taken out a loan? - A loan? 285 00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:48,954 Two debt collectors are here. 286 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,561 The currency of our village runs through foreign lands 287 00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:54,797 Everyone steps aside when the lads arrive 288 00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:56,829 What's going on in the country? 289 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:00,788 I am a lover of the beauty of spring 290 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:04,954 Hello. 291 00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:06,163 Yes? 292 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:09,416 Yes? 293 00:19:09,536 --> 00:19:13,079 Nothing really... I was saying... He's Vicky. My BFF-cum-trainer. 294 00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:15,186 Soon to marry steady girlfriend Minty. 295 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:19,413 Congratulations! 296 00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:21,746 Minty is a lucky girl. 297 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:25,246 And you are? 298 00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:26,704 Single. 299 00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:28,704 Lucky for you. 300 00:19:30,832 --> 00:19:32,204 Rocky Randhawa this side. 301 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,788 And if you come this side, who will you be? 302 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,621 Meanz? 303 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:37,996 Nothing. 304 00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:44,538 Shits! You're checking me out? 305 00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:47,663 No, sorry... 306 00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:50,476 Do you always wear your shirt wide open? 307 00:19:50,596 --> 00:19:53,288 Always. Low is good, Lower is batter. 308 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:56,325 Don't mind, but if I said anything about your neckline, 309 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,862 or commented on your blouse, all hell would break loose! 310 00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,070 Sorry. I didn't mean to objectify you. I just... 311 00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:04,570 No objection taken! I'm made to admire. 312 00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:07,445 A ton of hard work. All natural, no steroid! Aks him. 313 00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:08,445 Sit down. 314 00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:12,195 What will you have? Tea or coffee, or... ? 315 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:15,153 One espresso shot before workout, now protein time. 316 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,612 Rani-ji, my card. Here. 317 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,362 Twenty-two karat gold plated. 318 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:25,612 Anyway, full intro. We have a shop in Karol Bagh market. 319 00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:28,153 First shop, biggest shop, our shop - Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 320 00:20:28,337 --> 00:20:31,445 You must've heard the name? It's as famous as "Rahul"! 321 00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:36,778 I wouldn't say we're the biggest, we are the biggest! 322 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:39,490 We don't have attitude like South Delhi-ites. 323 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:43,153 For rum: Bold Monk. For vodka: Simrin-pop. 324 00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:44,528 Full ground to earth! 325 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:48,570 That's lovely... what did you want? 326 00:20:49,737 --> 00:20:52,570 - Is Jamini Chatter your granny? - Chatterjee. 327 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,570 You added the 'Jee' to Chatter? 328 00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:57,195 No. It's Jamini 'Chatterjee'. It's a Bengali surname. 329 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,528 To answer your question, yes, she's my granny. 330 00:21:01,006 --> 00:21:01,987 Yes! 331 00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:05,737 Tell me, Rani-ji, is your granny dead or alive? 332 00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:07,070 Dead? 333 00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:11,028 Sorry. When? 334 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,528 No, shut up! She's alive. 335 00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:17,528 Alive? That's good news. So why say "shut up"? 336 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:22,195 Can you confirm this is your granny? 337 00:21:25,081 --> 00:21:26,695 That's Thakuma. 338 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,195 My grandpa, Kanwal. 339 00:21:29,695 --> 00:21:32,862 He has bad health problems and a failing memory. 340 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:37,528 He cannot walk or talk, but suddenly two days ago, 341 00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:41,903 he said: "Jamini" and gave some pretty lady a kiss. 342 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,028 Then I found a photo of your granny in his poetry diary. 343 00:21:46,324 --> 00:21:49,112 "Jamini" is written on the back. 344 00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:53,278 It seemed fishy to me. 345 00:21:54,342 --> 00:21:55,070 Krezzy, no? 346 00:21:56,093 --> 00:21:57,070 Crazy. 347 00:21:57,346 --> 00:22:00,783 Rani-ji, I love my grandpa the most in this whole world. 348 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,528 I just want him to be OK. 349 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,820 Our doctor said this "Jamini" 350 00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,820 may help with his memory. She called it... ? 351 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:10,278 A trigger. 352 00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:14,028 So I thought if grandpa met her, 353 00:22:15,007 --> 00:22:17,237 his old memories would be revived. 354 00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,862 And he'd remember us again. 355 00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:21,862 OK. 356 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:28,070 That's all. Can you show the photo to your granny and call me? 357 00:22:28,936 --> 00:22:32,195 Facetime. 24/7. For you - avaylable. 358 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:33,820 OK. 359 00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:35,112 - Bye. - Bye. 360 00:22:41,175 --> 00:22:42,195 Lund. 361 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,487 - What! - Kanwal Lund. Grandpa's name. 362 00:22:45,737 --> 00:22:47,820 - For granny to remember! - OK. 363 00:22:48,394 --> 00:22:49,195 OK. 364 00:22:50,945 --> 00:22:52,153 - Bye. - Bye. 365 00:22:58,347 --> 00:22:59,653 Oh my God! 366 00:23:03,505 --> 00:23:05,903 - Share the joke? - Oh God, Somen. 367 00:23:06,175 --> 00:23:07,612 You scared me! 368 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:09,700 - Guess what? - What? 369 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,778 I have two tickets for a jazz performance. 370 00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:15,195 Piano-man? Two tickets. 371 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,467 Great, who you going with? 372 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,424 This is my grandfather's ancestral home. 373 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:33,161 Grandfather has passed away, but he's still remembered with great respect. 374 00:23:34,677 --> 00:23:36,788 My mother, Anjoli Ray Chatterjee. 375 00:23:36,979 --> 00:23:40,301 Delhi University's most senior English Literature professor. 376 00:23:40,831 --> 00:23:42,407 All I can say is - 377 00:23:42,527 --> 00:23:45,015 the British have gone, but they left her behind! 378 00:23:45,899 --> 00:23:48,905 Ah, the prodigal daughter returns! 379 00:23:49,025 --> 00:23:49,997 Hi, Ma. 380 00:23:50,256 --> 00:23:52,806 Well, this isn't a boastful rodomontade. 381 00:23:52,926 --> 00:23:55,796 But, darling, I had envisaged quite correctly so 382 00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:58,906 that you'd be rather tardy in reaching home this evening. 383 00:24:00,401 --> 00:24:02,884 Our in-house Shashi Tharoor. 384 00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:06,054 She means: 'I assumed you'd be late. ' 385 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:07,895 Is father's class on? 386 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:13,571 My Baba - The best father in the world. Chandon Chatterjee. 387 00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:16,538 He used to be quite a famous Kathak dancer in Kolkata. 388 00:24:16,943 --> 00:24:21,318 But Ma got a terrific job in Delhi, so he moved here with her. 389 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,455 Things aren't the same for him as they were in Kolkata. 390 00:24:24,693 --> 00:24:26,527 He teaches dance at home now. 391 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:29,860 He never complains, but I know he really misses his stage. 392 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,068 And this is Jamini. My granny. 393 00:24:37,329 --> 00:24:40,259 She loves poetry and old Hindi film songs. 394 00:24:40,511 --> 00:24:41,527 Thakuma! 395 00:24:41,795 --> 00:24:42,693 Sweetie! 396 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,592 Dinner nearly ready? 397 00:24:47,572 --> 00:24:48,870 Enough salt? 398 00:24:50,953 --> 00:24:51,995 Delicious! 399 00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:55,213 Esh! Freshen up first. Silly girl! 400 00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:02,213 - Rani. - Yes? 401 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:03,713 I spoke to Somen. 402 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:05,880 He offered you two concert tickets. 403 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,713 And you declined without as much as a confabulation? 404 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:11,755 You really keep tabs on Somen. Why not marry him? 405 00:25:11,922 --> 00:25:14,505 If I was your age, I would! 406 00:25:15,004 --> 00:25:17,213 I positively bombilate with anticipation 407 00:25:17,338 --> 00:25:19,047 every time I see the two of them together. 408 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:22,047 Seriously, Ma, think of it. Somen weds Rani. 409 00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:23,755 Somen weds Rani! Think about it. 410 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:27,856 God forbid. Rani did give it a try. But what happened? 411 00:25:27,976 --> 00:25:30,338 - They broke up within three months. - Ah! So what? 412 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:33,255 And on top of everything else, that fool was a bad lover. 413 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:34,880 Ask Rani. Tell her! 414 00:25:36,588 --> 00:25:38,922 Actually, the boys of today, they lack rhythm. 415 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:42,005 What do girls want? Rhythm! See? 416 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,675 And boys go thump thump thump! 417 00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,713 - Chandon! - Baba is right, Ma. 418 00:25:52,213 --> 00:25:55,172 There's zero chemistry between Somen and me. 419 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:59,380 The problem is we look for chemistry where it's not to be found. 420 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:02,380 You find it where you least expect it. 421 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:08,630 Love hits you like a storm, and you get swept away like a tiny twig. 422 00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:14,213 Speaking of storms. A real storm swept through my office today. 423 00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:17,166 If only you had seen him. A real museum piece. 424 00:26:17,503 --> 00:26:21,713 He asked me to ask granny about... what was his name? 425 00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:24,588 Kanwal Lund? 426 00:26:25,141 --> 00:26:27,463 I think that was the name. 427 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,047 Huh? 428 00:26:32,088 --> 00:26:33,463 What's wrong? 429 00:26:49,463 --> 00:26:52,130 Sometimes fleeting moments 430 00:26:54,492 --> 00:26:56,588 give you enough love for a lifetime. 431 00:26:58,677 --> 00:27:01,922 I can never forget that week. 432 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:09,922 In 1978, 433 00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:15,172 I went with my sister Nandini to Shimla for a holiday. 434 00:27:17,497 --> 00:27:20,505 That's where I met Kanwal-ji. 435 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,713 At a poetry symposium. 436 00:27:25,129 --> 00:27:27,588 When we heard a couplet by Firaq, 437 00:27:29,009 --> 00:27:34,880 we both said "splendid" at the same time. 438 00:27:37,202 --> 00:27:38,588 It was like 439 00:27:39,442 --> 00:27:43,088 I had met a soulmate for the first time. 440 00:27:46,818 --> 00:27:52,255 At first, we became close friends. Then friendship turned into love. 441 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,880 We were both married, 442 00:27:56,315 --> 00:28:00,922 and didn't have the courage to break our homes. 443 00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:03,838 So one day, 444 00:28:06,339 --> 00:28:07,588 we both 445 00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:12,338 made the decision to part. 446 00:28:16,218 --> 00:28:17,755 That's all I have left. 447 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,672 So I just got my PR this year and like... 448 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,630 Ah, here comes the tea. And Golu too. 449 00:28:44,755 --> 00:28:46,547 Namaste. 450 00:28:49,156 --> 00:28:51,588 She doesn't look a bit like her photograph. 451 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:57,380 You didn't send a full-length photo. She's a little... 452 00:28:58,128 --> 00:29:01,172 Do have some tea. And try our special Dhanlakshmi laddoos. 453 00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:02,255 Serve everyone, dear. 454 00:29:02,437 --> 00:29:03,755 How many sugars? 455 00:29:04,197 --> 00:29:06,255 I'm on like a sugarless diet. 456 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:09,505 You have Stevia? Sugar free? 457 00:29:12,563 --> 00:29:13,838 There you go. 458 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:19,017 - And how many sugars for you? - Thanks. 459 00:29:19,351 --> 00:29:22,809 I'm on a diet. Shall I send you the details? 460 00:29:23,726 --> 00:29:26,101 Diet? Diet! 461 00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:29,351 Everyone in our family is super healthy. 462 00:29:30,267 --> 00:29:35,101 Our Shonty is a fitness freak. Hiking-wiking, Tai Chi. 463 00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:37,059 You too? 464 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,517 - Exercise? - Excuse me? 465 00:29:40,642 --> 00:29:43,142 It's OK if they don't share the same hobbies, 466 00:29:43,309 --> 00:29:46,226 but their hearts must match. Personalities must match. 467 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,184 Ask Gayatri anything you want. 468 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:49,267 Shonty! 469 00:29:49,392 --> 00:29:54,642 Fine. So, like, does marrying within like the community matter to you? 470 00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:56,184 Answer. 471 00:29:57,434 --> 00:30:01,184 As mother said, hearts matching is more important. 472 00:30:01,392 --> 00:30:02,976 I have nothing against intercourse. 473 00:30:04,059 --> 00:30:06,976 We must do it. It's important for the community... 474 00:30:07,476 --> 00:30:10,059 Not intercourse, inter-caste! 475 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,934 She meanz inter-caste. 476 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:14,017 Auto-krect problem. 477 00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:18,392 She gets her words in a twist. But never confuses numbers. 478 00:30:18,809 --> 00:30:20,684 Sister is a state topper in mathematiz! 479 00:30:20,851 --> 00:30:23,078 They want a bride, not an accountant. 480 00:30:24,226 --> 00:30:25,226 Have your tea. 481 00:30:25,351 --> 00:30:27,017 There's little else anyway. 482 00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:30,726 - She's funny... - Funny? 483 00:30:31,267 --> 00:30:34,392 - Forget it! He was too short. - Just leave me alone. 484 00:30:35,809 --> 00:30:39,517 If your words come out wrong, then stay silent. Get it? 485 00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:41,851 But I won't stay silent. 486 00:30:42,059 --> 00:30:44,142 She's been rejected 50 times. 487 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:47,809 But she's sworn never to lose weight. 488 00:30:48,142 --> 00:30:50,434 - Who does she take after? - Who do you think? 489 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,226 Oh! 490 00:30:55,892 --> 00:30:57,017 Don't worry, sis. 491 00:30:57,642 --> 00:31:00,642 I'll help you. From tomorrow no cheato, only Keto. 492 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:03,351 Get lost! Did I ask you to help? Big talker! 493 00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:05,351 See how she answers back? 494 00:31:06,226 --> 00:31:08,142 Forget it. Do I care! 495 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:16,767 Have you verified these numbers? Are you sure? 496 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,559 Rocky, hurry up. We're getting late. 497 00:31:19,684 --> 00:31:22,934 Bro, I must work sometimes. Officyal signaytures. 498 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,392 Hello, Rocky Randhawa this side. 499 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,392 Hello? 500 00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:27,726 This is Rani... 501 00:31:28,517 --> 00:31:29,851 Rani Chatterjee. 502 00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:34,476 Is the fire burning on both sides? 503 00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:36,434 Excuse me? 504 00:31:36,642 --> 00:31:38,809 I was talking about Kanwal and Jamini. 505 00:31:39,726 --> 00:31:40,476 I see. 506 00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:42,142 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 507 00:31:43,059 --> 00:31:44,392 Or were you thinking about us? 508 00:31:45,476 --> 00:31:47,642 Why? You in-trusted? 509 00:31:48,226 --> 00:31:50,755 Depends. Try a pick-up line. 510 00:31:51,684 --> 00:31:55,517 OK! I'm a pupy, take me home. 511 00:31:56,517 --> 00:31:57,434 Puppy? 512 00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:00,142 Prospruss Urban Punjabi Youth. Pupy! 513 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,101 You really are unique! 514 00:32:05,226 --> 00:32:07,267 Glad you're so informal. 515 00:32:07,642 --> 00:32:08,892 Listen, I need to see you. 516 00:32:10,809 --> 00:32:14,267 Know the wrestlers' arena in Roshanara Park? Come there. 517 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,976 A wrestlers' arena? Not a coffee shop? 518 00:32:17,476 --> 00:32:19,601 Remember my BFF cum-trainer, Vicky? 519 00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:20,934 Yes, Vicky. 520 00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:22,684 We'll meet at his grandpa's arena. 521 00:32:23,101 --> 00:32:26,434 They're sallibrating a golden jubilee. See you there. 522 00:32:26,892 --> 00:32:29,017 You go ahead. We can meet tomorrow. 523 00:32:29,642 --> 00:32:31,892 Must you always argue? "Korbo, lorbo, jeetbo. " 524 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:33,809 Sending you the location pin. See you at 4. 525 00:32:33,976 --> 00:32:35,351 See you there. OK, bye! 526 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:41,767 Why are you smiling? 527 00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:44,245 Good afternoon everyone! 528 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,521 Welcome to today's entertaining wrestling tournament! 529 00:32:47,641 --> 00:32:50,930 Let's have a round of applause for today's wrestlers. 530 00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:53,684 Hello, Rani-ji! 531 00:32:54,309 --> 00:32:57,517 Valcome! Valcome to Akhada-mela collab! 532 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,434 - Look naice. - Thank you. 533 00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:01,767 I see. You brought your brother for your safety! 534 00:33:01,986 --> 00:33:04,351 Rani-ji, don't go by my looks, we are a good nature! 535 00:33:04,976 --> 00:33:07,601 - I'm her colleague. - Yeah. 536 00:33:08,309 --> 00:33:09,226 Colleague? 537 00:33:09,999 --> 00:33:11,726 Mother's side? Father's side? 538 00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:13,892 He works with me. 539 00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:16,684 Bro! 540 00:33:16,809 --> 00:33:18,976 Somen... Rocky. Rocky... Somen. 541 00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:22,642 And bro, I can look after my safety just fine. 542 00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:25,684 Taek-won. Whoa! 543 00:33:26,267 --> 00:33:27,976 Bring it here! 544 00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:31,434 This is the best lassi in the whole of Old Delhi. 545 00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:35,267 - The best! - Washing machine special. Cheers! 546 00:33:35,976 --> 00:33:38,142 We boys call our WhatsApp group: 547 00:33:38,424 --> 00:33:41,476 "Drinks lassi, trapped she is. " Essclusive guys talk only. 548 00:33:42,392 --> 00:33:43,142 OK. 549 00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:45,351 Don't think Rani-ji is going to drink that lassi. 550 00:33:47,101 --> 00:33:49,184 Delicate South Delhi-ite. 551 00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:01,434 What were you saying? 552 00:34:03,517 --> 00:34:04,809 You got the... 553 00:34:06,726 --> 00:34:07,517 What? 554 00:34:09,309 --> 00:34:10,226 What? 555 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:22,226 Think we're done. Let's go, please. Thank you. 556 00:34:22,809 --> 00:34:25,017 I want to talk to him. One second. 557 00:34:26,809 --> 00:34:27,809 I want to talk to you. 558 00:34:28,184 --> 00:34:29,517 - Private? - Ya. 559 00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:34,976 Keep busy. Come side. 560 00:34:36,601 --> 00:34:40,017 - No, no, bro. Where you going? - Yes, Rani-ji... tell me. 561 00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:41,976 I spoke to my granny. 562 00:34:43,096 --> 00:34:45,142 And she wants to meet your grandpa. 563 00:34:47,743 --> 00:34:49,101 Bullseye! 564 00:34:55,987 --> 00:34:56,976 OK. 565 00:34:57,892 --> 00:34:59,976 Bring your grandpa over to our house. 566 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:03,101 No way. Grandma has grandpa in lockdown. 567 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,101 He's under house arrest. 568 00:35:05,267 --> 00:35:08,226 Can't blame her. When he goes out, he's out of control. 569 00:35:08,351 --> 00:35:09,767 Izz a bad scene. 570 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,434 OK, no worries. We'll come to your place. 571 00:35:13,809 --> 00:35:14,559 Sure. 572 00:35:17,017 --> 00:35:17,934 Rocky! 573 00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:21,767 Valcome! Come. 574 00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:23,017 Done! 575 00:35:23,684 --> 00:35:25,517 - OK. - But tell me. 576 00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:29,434 You could've asked me on the phone. 577 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:31,017 I could've. 578 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,976 But how else to check you out? 579 00:35:37,976 --> 00:35:39,517 I'm melting! 580 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,809 - I had better go. - Where going? 581 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,309 Wait! My programme is about to start. 582 00:35:46,434 --> 00:35:48,309 - Dance party. - You're gonna dance? 583 00:35:50,434 --> 00:35:53,684 I can't see any rhythm in your body. 584 00:35:54,559 --> 00:35:55,809 Esscuse! 585 00:35:57,434 --> 00:35:58,476 Challenge? 586 00:35:59,267 --> 00:35:59,934 Yeah! 587 00:36:00,142 --> 00:36:02,267 Come. Let me show you. 588 00:36:08,353 --> 00:36:10,309 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 589 00:36:11,559 --> 00:36:12,689 Can't take my eyes off you 590 00:36:12,809 --> 00:36:14,642 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 591 00:36:16,064 --> 00:36:17,017 Can't take my eyes off you 592 00:36:17,295 --> 00:36:19,411 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 593 00:36:21,642 --> 00:36:23,559 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 594 00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:25,059 Flaunting your beauty 595 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,305 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 596 00:36:30,517 --> 00:36:32,684 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 597 00:36:34,976 --> 00:36:36,809 You're in the Rai Bareilly marketplace 598 00:36:36,934 --> 00:36:38,809 Flaunting your beauty 599 00:36:39,476 --> 00:36:42,483 She'll take your breath away when your eyes meet 600 00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:45,724 Decked in jewellery from head to toe 601 00:36:46,142 --> 00:36:48,017 Watch out for the gust of wind 602 00:36:48,351 --> 00:36:51,934 Your earring may fly off, so don't say, 'Where's it gone?' 603 00:36:52,521 --> 00:36:55,738 Your earring! Oh no! 604 00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:57,323 What earring? 605 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:02,030 What earring? 606 00:37:05,288 --> 00:37:06,412 What earring? 607 00:37:09,425 --> 00:37:10,258 Oh no! 608 00:37:14,092 --> 00:37:14,925 What earring? 609 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,967 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 610 00:37:18,346 --> 00:37:19,363 Can't take my eyes off you 611 00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:21,650 Pretty lady. Pretty lady 612 00:37:23,828 --> 00:37:25,703 So innocent on the outside 613 00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,953 So fake on the inside 614 00:37:28,078 --> 00:37:31,412 Why are you after me, you flirt? 615 00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:36,453 Stuck like sellotape. Pasted on like glue 616 00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:40,787 A good-for-nothing. You're a right fool 617 00:37:41,412 --> 00:37:45,287 You're just looking for the chance to hit a homerun 618 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:49,370 In case you find a missing earring 619 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:50,484 What earring? 620 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:53,749 Your earring did fall off! 621 00:37:58,537 --> 00:37:59,495 What earring? 622 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:08,250 What earring? 623 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:11,537 Your earring did fall off! 624 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:48,261 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 625 00:38:48,381 --> 00:38:52,688 Your earring fell off in the Bareilly marketplace 626 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:55,222 Your earring did fall off! 627 00:39:13,995 --> 00:39:16,870 How long have you known my husband? 628 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:21,537 We met in 1978 at a poetry symposium. 629 00:39:22,168 --> 00:39:23,745 You write poetry? 630 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:26,328 Oh no. I just like poetry. 631 00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:29,912 And your husband? 632 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,495 He has passed away. 633 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:37,078 How many times did you meet my husband? 634 00:39:37,768 --> 00:39:40,412 About five or six times. 635 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:41,828 Five or six times? 636 00:39:42,106 --> 00:39:45,370 Hear that? They met 5 or 6 times, yet he keeps calling her name. 637 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:49,995 My husband. 638 00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:20,162 Kanwal-ji... how are you? 639 00:40:21,202 --> 00:40:22,495 My husband. 640 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:23,995 Yes. 641 00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:26,453 I'm Jamini. 642 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:33,162 Shimla Coffee House. 643 00:40:33,703 --> 00:40:35,078 The poetry symposium? 644 00:40:36,287 --> 00:40:37,370 The Firaq verse: 645 00:40:38,568 --> 00:40:41,037 "The evening was filled with mist 646 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:44,245 "She was wistful and sad 647 00:40:44,896 --> 00:40:48,995 "Old memories stirred this heart of mine" 648 00:40:53,462 --> 00:40:55,828 We went on walks. 649 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:59,912 We saw a rerun of 'Hum Dono' at the Gaiety cinema. 650 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,828 Our favourite old song... 651 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:18,662 It's time for father to have his medicine. 652 00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:22,684 Thank you for your valuable time. 653 00:41:25,074 --> 00:41:26,537 Ma, let's go. 654 00:41:36,882 --> 00:41:37,947 Jamini! 655 00:41:47,203 --> 00:41:52,070 Don't go away, don't leave me now 656 00:41:53,703 --> 00:41:58,203 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 657 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:07,203 Don't go away, don't leave me now 658 00:42:07,929 --> 00:42:10,995 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 659 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,870 You have only just arrived 660 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:24,662 Blossoming like the spring 661 00:42:25,787 --> 00:42:28,995 Let the air spread your fragrance 662 00:42:29,668 --> 00:42:32,787 Let us exchange a glance or two 663 00:42:33,537 --> 00:42:36,995 Let the evening settle into night 664 00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:44,953 Let the evening settle into night 665 00:42:45,287 --> 00:42:48,703 Let my heart recover itself 666 00:42:49,245 --> 00:42:52,703 Let me live this precious moment 667 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:56,662 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 668 00:42:57,135 --> 00:43:00,446 Let me drink of this sweet nectar 669 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:04,370 You've hardly said a word 670 00:43:04,912 --> 00:43:08,245 You've hardly heard me say much 671 00:43:08,968 --> 00:43:12,287 Don't be offended by what I say 672 00:43:12,787 --> 00:43:16,537 This is love and not a complaint 673 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,245 Don't leave me now. 674 00:43:20,892 --> 00:43:22,787 My heart hasn't had its fill of you. 675 00:43:26,825 --> 00:43:28,223 Bro, can I say something? 676 00:43:28,435 --> 00:43:31,265 Grandpa turned out like the kisser Emraan Hashmi, but for old folk. 677 00:43:31,557 --> 00:43:34,932 He has such strong emotions even now, he's just... 678 00:43:36,098 --> 00:43:38,515 You're fokusing on his love story, what about me? 679 00:43:38,723 --> 00:43:39,682 Go to hell! 680 00:43:40,244 --> 00:43:43,348 Rani Chatterjee is so classy, bet she even sneezes in English. 681 00:43:43,765 --> 00:43:46,765 So what! Aren't I aejucated too? 682 00:43:47,198 --> 00:43:49,351 Didn't Papa buy me a top place in 12th class? 683 00:43:49,471 --> 00:43:52,640 - Oh wow! You're aejucated, bro! - Legit, bro! 684 00:43:52,765 --> 00:43:57,140 Just because you read the label on a protein box doesn't make you educated. 685 00:43:57,307 --> 00:43:58,812 - Oh, hello. - Silly boy. 686 00:43:58,932 --> 00:44:02,640 Didn't grandpa floor Jamini Chatter? All in the genes, bro! 687 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,265 But grandpa knows poetry. 688 00:44:06,307 --> 00:44:07,473 Do you? 689 00:44:11,765 --> 00:44:15,057 Piping hot fish! Any takers? 690 00:44:15,182 --> 00:44:17,390 Ah! Culinary genius. 691 00:44:17,515 --> 00:44:19,223 Thank you, Ma. 692 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,265 Ma? 693 00:44:22,307 --> 00:44:24,515 Cool. I've always wanted a little brother. 694 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,515 Hey! 695 00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:28,437 Hello to the Chatterjees! 696 00:44:28,557 --> 00:44:30,348 You're having a party and didn't invite me. 697 00:44:31,473 --> 00:44:33,848 Sonam, you're like Rani's network. 698 00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:36,223 Where she, there you. So clingy! 699 00:44:36,348 --> 00:44:37,223 Ma! 700 00:44:38,307 --> 00:44:41,390 Rocky, might I entice you with a drink? 701 00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:43,932 - Can you repeat? - Entice? 702 00:44:46,098 --> 00:44:46,973 Drink? 703 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:47,890 Sure! 704 00:44:48,765 --> 00:44:50,223 You are take-ing? 705 00:44:50,807 --> 00:44:52,390 I also take-ing. 706 00:44:52,932 --> 00:44:56,682 We are all... take-ing. For you, ice or water? 707 00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:58,473 On zee rocks! 708 00:44:58,723 --> 00:45:00,265 I'll get you on the rocks. 709 00:45:03,432 --> 00:45:05,640 Hi, Rani. How's you? 710 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:07,307 I'm fine. 711 00:45:07,807 --> 00:45:10,557 You here to deliver laddoos? 712 00:45:11,265 --> 00:45:14,223 Grandma says never go anywhere empty-handed. 713 00:45:14,723 --> 00:45:17,140 This is just a small... Put it inside. 714 00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:20,390 Actually, I wanted to talk. 715 00:45:20,973 --> 00:45:21,973 Go ahead! 716 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:23,890 Come to side. 717 00:45:24,973 --> 00:45:26,057 Yes, let's go. 718 00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:28,515 OK? 719 00:45:31,682 --> 00:45:34,390 Let's go where there's no network. 720 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,348 Oh... Somen. 721 00:45:39,682 --> 00:45:40,932 If you need me, 722 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,557 just give me a call. 723 00:45:44,448 --> 00:45:46,973 You're right here. Why should I call? 724 00:45:47,351 --> 00:45:48,598 Yes. Correct. 725 00:45:50,118 --> 00:45:52,265 Not "Sonam". It's Somen! 726 00:45:53,682 --> 00:45:54,890 OK! 727 00:46:01,265 --> 00:46:03,098 - Hmm. - Hmm. 728 00:46:03,841 --> 00:46:05,182 - Hmm? - Hmm? 729 00:46:05,723 --> 00:46:06,807 Speak up! 730 00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:12,223 "In 1978, 731 00:46:13,515 --> 00:46:16,265 "a love story was incomplete 732 00:46:18,307 --> 00:46:19,307 OK. 733 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,140 "In 2022, 734 00:46:22,723 --> 00:46:24,848 "they just had to meet. 735 00:46:26,848 --> 00:46:31,557 "So grandpa could get back his mammery. 736 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:37,640 "Rani is as sveet as jaggery!" 737 00:46:42,515 --> 00:46:43,598 Jaggery? 738 00:46:43,848 --> 00:46:46,848 I couldn't find another rhyme for "mammery. " So "jaggery". 739 00:46:47,765 --> 00:46:49,265 You really are unique! 740 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:50,973 Unique? 741 00:46:58,307 --> 00:47:01,307 Coming back to "they just had to meet. " 742 00:47:01,557 --> 00:47:03,307 - There's one problem. - What? 743 00:47:03,765 --> 00:47:05,932 What about your grandma and your dad? 744 00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:08,557 What? 745 00:47:09,343 --> 00:47:14,515 What they don't know, won't hurt them! Simpal! 746 00:47:15,408 --> 00:47:19,182 But where will my granny and your grandpa meet? I mean... 747 00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:22,723 Seriously? No better place for lovers than Delhi. 748 00:47:23,411 --> 00:47:24,473 That's true. 749 00:47:24,598 --> 00:47:29,807 They will meet... but on the sly. 750 00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,265 Know vot I meanz? 751 00:47:32,932 --> 00:47:34,182 I know what you meanz. 752 00:47:34,348 --> 00:47:37,307 Come, let us do back party join. 753 00:47:37,932 --> 00:47:38,723 OK. 754 00:47:52,621 --> 00:47:53,926 A time capsule of memories. 755 00:47:54,142 --> 00:47:57,683 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 756 00:47:58,017 --> 00:47:58,725 Careful! 757 00:47:58,850 --> 00:48:02,517 Riding on the wind, floating with the clouds 758 00:48:03,424 --> 00:48:05,350 Darling, let's fly 759 00:48:05,892 --> 00:48:09,975 Take me along with you, every day and night 760 00:48:10,433 --> 00:48:14,517 Careful, come with me. Hand-in-hand, we go 761 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,767 Darling, let's fly 762 00:48:34,142 --> 00:48:37,392 This intoxicating evening 763 00:48:38,156 --> 00:48:41,642 Makes my head spin 764 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:48,267 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 765 00:48:50,058 --> 00:48:53,600 This intoxicating evening 766 00:48:54,183 --> 00:48:57,642 Makes my head spin 767 00:48:58,183 --> 00:49:03,683 I can feel myself being pulled towards you 768 00:49:06,225 --> 00:49:07,633 How are you, my dear? 769 00:49:07,894 --> 00:49:09,475 What's on your mind? 770 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:13,241 You got all stirred up, oh ho ho... 771 00:49:13,671 --> 00:49:16,925 And slipped away just like that, aa aa aa... 772 00:49:17,367 --> 00:49:20,523 Where do we slip off to next? 773 00:49:20,713 --> 00:49:24,587 I'm sending a pin, be careful, don't get pricked. 774 00:49:35,362 --> 00:49:39,475 The weather can't be trusted today 775 00:49:43,402 --> 00:49:46,433 The weather today 776 00:49:49,058 --> 00:49:52,183 There's a storm on its way 777 00:49:57,182 --> 00:50:01,035 The weather is stormy today 778 00:50:02,832 --> 00:50:06,892 The weather can't be trusted today 779 00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:12,808 The weather today 780 00:50:18,897 --> 00:50:21,850 Gain something, lose something 781 00:50:23,802 --> 00:50:27,350 Lose something, gain something 782 00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:35,767 Life is full of meetings and partings. 783 00:50:38,392 --> 00:50:42,183 I always wondered why granny loved these old film songs. 784 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,600 Now I get it. She loved the memories associated with them. 785 00:50:47,808 --> 00:50:53,975 Life has no meaning without our love story 786 00:50:57,350 --> 00:51:00,350 Our love song 787 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:21,558 Love? No, I'm not in love with him, Granny. 788 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:26,975 Me and Rocky - it's just a fling. It's just a thing. 789 00:51:28,225 --> 00:51:31,058 - Is it? - Yes, it is. 790 00:51:35,558 --> 00:51:36,850 Are you scared? 791 00:51:37,642 --> 00:51:40,267 Absolutely not. You're overreacting. 792 00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:43,100 Why are you ignoring your feelings? 793 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:47,725 Look, my sweetie, you and I are so alike. 794 00:51:48,142 --> 00:51:51,017 You are a part of me. 795 00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:54,392 And for us nothing is ever just a fling. 796 00:51:54,725 --> 00:51:56,017 Just a thing. 797 00:51:56,975 --> 00:51:59,892 - When you think about love... - It's not love, Thakuma. 798 00:52:00,642 --> 00:52:02,433 Everything is permitted in love. 799 00:52:03,225 --> 00:52:06,225 Just think before you act. 800 00:52:09,058 --> 00:52:13,517 You may hold the steering wheel of relationships in your hand, 801 00:52:14,642 --> 00:52:17,933 but it's family that does the backseat driving. 802 00:52:18,517 --> 00:52:23,767 I mean both our families. 803 00:52:27,725 --> 00:52:28,892 Good night. 804 00:52:29,558 --> 00:52:30,683 Good night. 805 00:52:37,517 --> 00:52:38,933 It's not love. 806 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,392 What time tomorrow? 807 00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:46,642 Not tomorrow, the day after. Tomorrow's my birthday. 808 00:52:46,850 --> 00:52:47,642 Burrday? 809 00:52:48,392 --> 00:52:50,183 That calls for a spashal sallibration. 810 00:52:50,350 --> 00:52:52,225 No way! No celebrations. 811 00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:54,808 I hate cakes, parties - everything. 812 00:52:55,017 --> 00:52:57,225 In fact, I prefer working on my birthday. 813 00:52:57,433 --> 00:53:00,225 A burrday is the best day. Can I give you a gift? 814 00:53:01,214 --> 00:53:02,058 Day after tomorrow. 815 00:53:02,183 --> 00:53:04,892 Oh no, naughty Chatterjee! 816 00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:06,892 That gift is my duty! 817 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,605 What else can I give you? Gucci? LV? 818 00:53:09,725 --> 00:53:13,808 No, siree. Your choice won't do. Let's meet the day after. 819 00:53:14,017 --> 00:53:15,142 What's wrong with my choice? 820 00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:21,433 A party is a must for you, Miss Chatterjee. Vait and vatch! 821 00:53:21,892 --> 00:53:25,017 - So Rani, what birthday plans? - None. You know me. 822 00:53:27,683 --> 00:53:31,642 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 823 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:36,039 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 824 00:53:37,433 --> 00:53:41,058 We'll go on a long drive, full speed. Stopping nowhere. 825 00:53:42,808 --> 00:53:45,058 - Didn't I tell you? - Come on! 826 00:53:45,415 --> 00:53:47,100 - Go away. - Please. 827 00:53:47,335 --> 00:53:49,308 - No. - Yes. 828 00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:51,642 Let's go. 829 00:53:53,725 --> 00:53:55,933 Sweetie, where to? 830 00:54:01,267 --> 00:54:02,767 - Where? - Right here. 831 00:54:03,892 --> 00:54:05,933 Why have we come to this junk shop? 832 00:54:06,129 --> 00:54:08,183 No patience at all. 833 00:54:08,504 --> 00:54:10,183 - Right. Take right. - OK. 834 00:54:11,452 --> 00:54:12,267 Now? 835 00:54:12,994 --> 00:54:13,767 Rocky? 836 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:15,808 Rocky? 837 00:54:21,017 --> 00:54:22,142 Rocky? 838 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:29,850 Hallos and valcomes. 839 00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:33,517 Vintaege vibes. 840 00:54:39,566 --> 00:54:43,267 Listen! Miss Chatterjee, my heart's matter-jee 841 00:54:44,058 --> 00:54:47,975 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 842 00:54:48,392 --> 00:54:50,558 Gotta make it better-jee. 843 00:54:50,729 --> 00:54:52,308 B-e-t-t-e-r! 844 00:54:55,234 --> 00:54:57,404 B-e-t-t-e-r! 845 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:01,728 Listen! Miss Chatterjee 846 00:55:01,848 --> 00:55:04,002 My heart's matter-jee 847 00:55:04,122 --> 00:55:08,017 The Calcutta girl is mad at me 848 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,677 Gotta make it better-jee. 849 00:55:10,797 --> 00:55:13,093 B-e-t-t-e-r! 850 00:55:15,283 --> 00:55:17,431 B-e-t-t-e-r! 851 00:55:20,933 --> 00:55:24,225 - Rocky, what's all this? - I know you liking old Hindi songs. 852 00:55:24,433 --> 00:55:28,058 Your lover listened to many songs to find one with your name! 853 00:55:28,183 --> 00:55:29,605 'It's Rani's birthday. ' 854 00:55:29,725 --> 00:55:32,683 I know, Alexa, thank you very much! 855 00:55:33,225 --> 00:55:36,392 I aalso know you don't like cakes, 856 00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:39,683 but you can't have something against laddoos. 857 00:55:40,183 --> 00:55:43,850 Cakes have refined sugar, and these have Indian ghee. 858 00:55:44,215 --> 00:55:45,392 So haalth benefits! 859 00:55:45,557 --> 00:55:48,725 Come over here and cut the laddoo. Make a wish! 860 00:55:49,308 --> 00:55:52,100 May Rocky's hotness and cuteness be everlasting! 861 00:55:52,225 --> 00:55:54,267 May his body-fat stay in single digits. 862 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:55,537 A Chanel bag... 863 00:55:59,767 --> 00:56:01,023 Happy Burrday! 864 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:04,684 Have a little. Don't get fat, even if it's your burrdday. 865 00:56:10,316 --> 00:56:12,142 Many happy returns of the day. 866 00:56:12,361 --> 00:56:13,350 Thank you. 867 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:39,517 I was thinking like this is a-spacious day. 868 00:56:41,017 --> 00:56:43,975 So let's go all the way. Make it a bigger day. 869 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,433 Rocky, I must go home. 870 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:46,975 What's wrong? 871 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,642 It's nothing. It's... 872 00:56:51,017 --> 00:56:52,600 Thank you, it's lovely. 873 00:56:52,892 --> 00:56:55,558 But I must get home. My family's waiting for me. 874 00:56:55,850 --> 00:57:00,142 Yes, you must be with the family on your burrday. 875 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,308 It's all about loving your family. 876 00:57:02,517 --> 00:57:04,308 Yeah, it's all about the family. 877 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:08,522 - Will you drop me home? - Of course. 878 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,642 - Huh? I'll... - Yeah. 879 00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:26,433 The NGO in Kashmir has agreed. When do you want to go? 880 00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:27,892 Rani! 881 00:57:28,975 --> 00:57:30,350 - Rani! - Rocky! 882 00:57:31,308 --> 00:57:33,808 Somen! I'm sorry. I-I heard you! 883 00:57:38,642 --> 00:57:41,683 Guys, can we please take? I gotta go. Yeah? 884 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:44,058 All right, guys, let's go for a take. 885 00:57:44,816 --> 00:57:48,476 Thakuma and your grandfather are sitting in the garden. They're singing loudly. 886 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:49,725 Where are you? 887 00:57:52,558 --> 00:57:53,433 Rocky? 888 00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,725 Rocky, what is all this? 889 00:58:02,421 --> 00:58:05,183 Come on, Rocky. Stop it. Where are you? 890 00:58:09,267 --> 00:58:10,433 Hi, babez. 891 00:58:10,892 --> 00:58:11,892 Valcome! 892 00:58:13,597 --> 00:58:15,308 To garden of the galaxy! 893 00:58:19,183 --> 00:58:21,058 I know you were feeling awks yesterday. 894 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:22,975 Everything was low-key. 895 00:58:23,557 --> 00:58:24,892 Then I realised, 896 00:58:25,933 --> 00:58:30,642 to sweep Rani off her feet, we need big canvas moviemaker Rajamouli. 897 00:58:31,392 --> 00:58:32,308 Rocky, you don't - 898 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:39,683 Today was legs day. But I skipped it. 899 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,642 So I can go down on my knees. 900 00:58:43,216 --> 00:58:45,892 Rocky, please! Don't do that. 901 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:50,808 We love one another. So marriage is the natural next stap, no? 902 00:58:50,933 --> 00:58:53,933 OK, Rocky, slow down. 903 00:58:54,683 --> 00:58:57,642 Whatever's happening between us... I'm having a lot of fun. 904 00:58:57,767 --> 00:59:00,031 But it's not a love story, 905 00:59:01,225 --> 00:59:03,975 it's a lust story. It's just physical, that's it. 906 00:59:04,725 --> 00:59:08,350 Just a physical... nothing emotional? 907 00:59:09,058 --> 00:59:11,517 Emotional? How, Rocky? 908 00:59:11,892 --> 00:59:15,642 We've only just met. Do you really know me? 909 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:19,267 We should understand each other's feelings, thoughts. 910 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:23,433 What about politics, social reform, defence, education? 911 00:59:23,553 --> 00:59:26,850 - Do you have an opinion about anything? - Have you ever asked me? 912 00:59:27,534 --> 00:59:31,147 The problem is you think I'm a duffer. Ask me something. 913 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,683 I'll outwit Google, or my name isn't Rocky. 914 00:59:33,892 --> 00:59:35,433 - Rocky, let it drop. - Ask! 915 00:59:35,642 --> 00:59:36,892 - No... - Today you must. 916 00:59:37,017 --> 00:59:38,683 I don't want to take an IQ test, Rocky. 917 00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:40,100 Ask me a question. 918 00:59:40,225 --> 00:59:41,605 - Let it go! - Ask! 919 00:59:41,725 --> 00:59:43,808 Where in India is West Bengal? 920 00:59:43,933 --> 00:59:45,183 In the West. But obvio... 921 00:59:45,808 --> 00:59:48,225 - The East! - A trick question. 922 00:59:48,563 --> 00:59:50,517 - Another one. - Rocky, never mind. 923 00:59:50,642 --> 00:59:52,642 Rani, do you think you're the only aedjucated one? 924 00:59:52,767 --> 00:59:55,267 - Who is India's President? - Dr. Rajendra Prasad. 925 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:56,850 Droupadi Murmu. 926 00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:58,767 Rajendra Prasad was our first president, Rocky. 927 00:59:58,975 --> 01:00:00,725 You didn't spacify! First or last. 928 01:00:01,017 --> 01:00:03,058 Are you serious? You're talking like a kid now. 929 01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:05,100 Rocky, the point is we're very different. 930 01:00:05,308 --> 01:00:08,100 And more importantly, our families are very different. 931 01:00:08,392 --> 01:00:09,225 I'll be very honest with you. 932 01:00:09,350 --> 01:00:12,975 Seeing your granny and mother veiled, I felt suffocated. 933 01:00:13,225 --> 01:00:17,308 Don't attack my family. So why did you start our affair? 934 01:00:17,517 --> 01:00:19,975 Was it only me? You did nothing? 935 01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:21,767 Basically, 936 01:00:23,808 --> 01:00:26,642 - you were using my body. - What? 937 01:00:26,892 --> 01:00:29,892 In the 70s, your modern granny used my grandpa. 938 01:00:31,225 --> 01:00:32,725 Don't attack my family. 939 01:00:32,975 --> 01:00:35,267 Let me make one thing very clear, Rocky. 940 01:00:35,392 --> 01:00:37,522 Neither of us used each other. 941 01:00:37,642 --> 01:00:40,142 Whatever happened between us was consensual. 942 01:00:43,058 --> 01:00:44,183 Can you repeat? 943 01:00:46,308 --> 01:00:49,563 Consensual means we did it willingly. 944 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:51,308 You were willing, so was I. 945 01:00:53,225 --> 01:00:54,350 Grandma was right. 946 01:00:55,767 --> 01:00:57,933 "Never be too sweet or you'll be eaten up. " 947 01:00:58,308 --> 01:01:00,017 - Stop it, Rocky. - Ya, let's stop it. 948 01:01:00,889 --> 01:01:02,308 Yes, let's stop our story. 949 01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,350 I'm breaking off. 950 01:01:04,642 --> 01:01:06,725 Rocky, you're overreacting. Rocky, stop! 951 01:01:06,933 --> 01:01:08,642 Let's talk. Where you going? 952 01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:10,350 To learn the names of our presidents. 953 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:13,058 Is this love or a college exam? 954 01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:18,683 Like a fool I've had this ring in my pocket for days. 955 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:23,517 I wear the latest fashion, Rani. But my heart's old-fashioned. 956 01:01:24,933 --> 01:01:26,558 I don't want just physical. 957 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,587 Mental, emotional, consexual. All or nothing. 958 01:01:30,725 --> 01:01:33,100 But you have nothing for me in your heart. 959 01:01:33,725 --> 01:01:34,517 OK. 960 01:01:37,365 --> 01:01:38,225 Whatevs... 961 01:01:39,183 --> 01:01:40,058 Rocky! 962 01:01:42,142 --> 01:01:44,058 Rocky, say what you want. 963 01:02:12,933 --> 01:02:14,183 Rani, listen. 964 01:02:14,308 --> 01:02:16,933 Thakuma, it's too much. I don't want to discuss this. 965 01:02:17,394 --> 01:02:20,892 I shouldn't waste time with such a family, nor should you. That's it. 966 01:02:21,017 --> 01:02:25,142 Right. After all, it's just a fling, just a thing. No? 967 01:02:25,267 --> 01:02:26,350 Yeah. 968 01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:29,308 It's just a fling. 969 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:36,392 Whenever I imagine you can't do anything worse, 970 01:02:36,671 --> 01:02:38,517 you break your own record. 971 01:02:38,683 --> 01:02:39,642 Listen to his side. 972 01:02:40,725 --> 01:02:42,392 - Papa-ji... - Stop. Enough! 973 01:02:44,554 --> 01:02:48,058 If I catch this Romeo and Juliet together again, 974 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:51,725 you'll be walking over my dead body. 975 01:03:10,259 --> 01:03:11,341 He blocked me. 976 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:19,984 Grandpa, you must forget Jamini. 977 01:03:21,435 --> 01:03:25,302 These Chatterjee girls... they are ditchers! 978 01:03:26,814 --> 01:03:28,427 They are ditchers! 979 01:03:32,211 --> 01:03:33,503 Give me a hug! 980 01:03:35,334 --> 01:03:40,895 So, ready for the Kashmir work trip? 981 01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:42,982 You know, Somen, I'm so ready. 982 01:03:43,107 --> 01:03:46,023 And I'm so excited that I just can't control myself. 983 01:03:48,857 --> 01:03:50,523 - Somen. - Hmm? 984 01:03:51,357 --> 01:03:52,523 Can you hug me? 985 01:03:54,273 --> 01:03:56,565 A hug? You know? 986 01:03:57,357 --> 01:03:58,357 Here? 987 01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:01,023 Then where? 988 01:04:02,315 --> 01:04:03,467 Hug me, Somen! 989 01:04:13,630 --> 01:04:15,023 Forget it. 990 01:04:16,162 --> 01:04:18,065 - Let's try again. From this side? - No! 991 01:04:18,977 --> 01:04:21,107 It's fine... it's fine. 992 01:04:22,190 --> 01:04:23,607 It's not fine. 993 01:05:03,809 --> 01:05:07,725 Colourless were the days 994 01:05:09,212 --> 01:05:13,059 Colourless were the nights 995 01:05:14,503 --> 01:05:18,100 To my world 996 01:05:19,127 --> 01:05:22,184 You brought colour 997 01:05:25,248 --> 01:05:28,434 Bland were the moments 998 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:33,600 Lived till today 999 01:05:35,861 --> 01:05:38,434 To my world 1000 01:05:40,517 --> 01:05:43,017 You brought life 1001 01:05:46,350 --> 01:05:48,559 Paths going nowhere 1002 01:05:49,009 --> 01:05:51,267 Now lead somewhere 1003 01:05:51,701 --> 01:05:54,184 You make all troubles disappear 1004 01:05:54,392 --> 01:05:56,684 You can be trouble too 1005 01:05:57,138 --> 01:05:59,225 Since the day we met 1006 01:05:59,660 --> 01:06:01,923 Since the day we met 1007 01:06:02,366 --> 01:06:04,392 I'm no longer me 1008 01:06:05,017 --> 01:06:07,059 Since the day we met 1009 01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:11,059 My heart came to flower 1010 01:06:13,030 --> 01:06:15,309 With the coming of spring 1011 01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:17,767 Since the day we met 1012 01:06:18,317 --> 01:06:20,695 Since the day we met 1013 01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:23,231 Since the day we met 1014 01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:25,828 Since the day we met 1015 01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:28,372 Since the day we met 1016 01:06:50,216 --> 01:06:54,184 The pages of our life were blank 1017 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:58,975 Without love in our lives 1018 01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:04,725 Heartaches run through lines of verse 1019 01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:09,559 For those with love stories 1020 01:07:11,642 --> 01:07:15,850 There was a time when we had no name 1021 01:07:16,975 --> 01:07:21,100 Now they call us the eternal lovers 1022 01:07:22,309 --> 01:07:24,309 Since the day we met 1023 01:07:25,053 --> 01:07:27,117 Since the day we met 1024 01:07:27,670 --> 01:07:29,975 I'm no longer me 1025 01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:32,309 Since the day we met 1026 01:07:33,059 --> 01:07:37,350 My heart came to flower 1027 01:07:38,353 --> 01:07:40,725 With the coming of spring 1028 01:07:41,059 --> 01:07:42,934 Since the day we met 1029 01:07:43,543 --> 01:07:45,523 Since the day we met 1030 01:07:46,376 --> 01:07:48,233 Since the day we met 1031 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:51,212 Since the day we met 1032 01:07:51,733 --> 01:07:53,911 Since the day we met 1033 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,439 Since the day we met 1034 01:07:57,024 --> 01:07:58,793 Since the day we met 1035 01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:01,290 Since the day we met 1036 01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:03,937 Since the day we met 1037 01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:06,921 Since the day we met 1038 01:08:07,654 --> 01:08:09,328 Since the day we met 1039 01:08:10,343 --> 01:08:11,843 Since the day we met 1040 01:08:12,991 --> 01:08:14,965 Since the day we met 1041 01:08:15,646 --> 01:08:17,584 Since the day we met 1042 01:08:18,331 --> 01:08:20,373 Since the day we met 1043 01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:23,149 Since the day we met 1044 01:08:23,635 --> 01:08:25,127 Since the day we met 1045 01:08:30,418 --> 01:08:32,392 Get the proforma. Get the work done. 1046 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,366 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1047 01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:38,709 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1048 01:08:38,957 --> 01:08:41,042 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1049 01:08:41,332 --> 01:08:43,544 Come on, baby. Sit in my car 1050 01:08:44,603 --> 01:08:46,644 - Rocky. - Go away! 1051 01:08:46,892 --> 01:08:49,309 Rocky, two minutes. I want to talk to you. 1052 01:08:50,809 --> 01:08:51,744 Rocky! 1053 01:08:52,874 --> 01:08:53,767 Shut up! 1054 01:09:02,436 --> 01:09:03,973 Rocky and Rani 1055 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:08,016 Rocky and Rani 1056 01:09:10,426 --> 01:09:11,823 Rocky, stop! 1057 01:09:14,331 --> 01:09:17,874 Rocky and Rani's Love Story 1058 01:09:20,267 --> 01:09:21,600 Rocky, stop, please. 1059 01:09:25,368 --> 01:09:29,137 Their love is modern 1060 01:09:29,397 --> 01:09:33,151 But they fight conventionally 1061 01:09:33,431 --> 01:09:35,090 Rocky and Rani 1062 01:09:35,210 --> 01:09:37,112 Rocky and Rani 1063 01:09:45,432 --> 01:09:47,137 Rocky and Rani 1064 01:09:47,406 --> 01:09:49,071 Rocky and Rani 1065 01:09:51,217 --> 01:09:52,559 Damn it! 1066 01:09:59,873 --> 01:10:02,100 Vot the bluddy hell! You're crazy. 1067 01:10:02,225 --> 01:10:03,975 I told you to stop the car. 1068 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:05,475 I wrapped my car two weeks ago. 1069 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,809 - Why did you block me? - You sent hundreds of messages. 1070 01:10:09,517 --> 01:10:11,392 I didn't understand your English. 1071 01:10:12,184 --> 01:10:13,809 Be quiet. I want to talk. 1072 01:10:13,934 --> 01:10:16,142 You never let anyone speak. 1073 01:10:16,783 --> 01:10:18,184 Be quiet! 1074 01:10:19,209 --> 01:10:21,892 I'll do the talking. Shut up! 1075 01:10:23,892 --> 01:10:26,059 I graduated from LSR. 1076 01:10:26,351 --> 01:10:29,100 Did my post-grad in Columbia. All my exes were high achievers. 1077 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,059 Some in economics, others in banking. 1078 01:10:31,184 --> 01:10:33,392 One is looking for the cure to cancer. Seriously! 1079 01:10:35,038 --> 01:10:37,059 Then you landed up in my life, 1080 01:10:38,227 --> 01:10:41,767 with a protein shake in your hand and a shirt wide open. 1081 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:45,309 Limitless hotness and in strange English, you said: 1082 01:10:45,434 --> 01:10:49,225 "Hi, Rani! How's you? Rocky Randhawa this side. " 1083 01:10:50,407 --> 01:10:53,767 My head said we had nothing in common. 1084 01:10:53,892 --> 01:10:58,184 It's just a physical thing. Just a fling, just a thing. 1085 01:10:58,309 --> 01:10:59,559 But, no... 1086 01:11:03,184 --> 01:11:04,767 I was wrong. 1087 01:11:06,886 --> 01:11:08,725 My heart got in the way. 1088 01:11:14,278 --> 01:11:17,934 Rocky Randhawa from Karol Bagh, I'm in love with you. 1089 01:11:19,225 --> 01:11:22,309 I see you everywhere, that kinda love. 1090 01:11:23,505 --> 01:11:27,225 I hear violins playing, that kinda love. 1091 01:11:27,475 --> 01:11:30,892 To hold your hand forever, that kinda love. 1092 01:11:31,142 --> 01:11:33,475 Endless love, that kinda love. 1093 01:11:35,852 --> 01:11:38,267 Give our love story another chance. 1094 01:11:39,559 --> 01:11:41,059 Rocky Randhawa this side. 1095 01:11:41,850 --> 01:11:43,225 Come to my side. 1096 01:11:46,017 --> 01:11:46,975 Please? 1097 01:11:51,136 --> 01:11:52,142 Please... 1098 01:12:16,322 --> 01:12:22,475 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1099 01:12:24,725 --> 01:12:30,267 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1100 01:12:42,957 --> 01:12:47,225 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1101 01:12:47,704 --> 01:12:51,684 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1102 01:12:52,386 --> 01:12:56,539 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1103 01:12:57,137 --> 01:13:01,061 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1104 01:13:01,631 --> 01:13:05,934 This is a story that has no end 1105 01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:14,892 No, not now. No, not now 1106 01:13:15,734 --> 01:13:18,934 No, no, no, no 1107 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:24,267 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1108 01:13:24,853 --> 01:13:28,850 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1109 01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:33,474 Don't mind. 1110 01:13:36,822 --> 01:13:40,712 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1111 01:13:41,272 --> 01:13:45,179 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1112 01:13:45,784 --> 01:13:49,824 Don't go away, don't leave me now 1113 01:13:50,401 --> 01:13:54,237 My heart hasn't had its fill of you 1114 01:14:00,092 --> 01:14:01,809 What will it be? 1115 01:14:02,184 --> 01:14:03,934 Dastination or Dhanlakshmi? 1116 01:14:04,267 --> 01:14:06,100 - What? - Our wedding. 1117 01:14:14,392 --> 01:14:15,517 What is it now? 1118 01:14:15,892 --> 01:14:16,850 Roc - 1119 01:14:19,116 --> 01:14:20,166 Rani! 1120 01:14:23,017 --> 01:14:24,725 - So you want to get married? - Yes. 1121 01:14:24,934 --> 01:14:27,975 Your groom is coming on a white horse for you! 1122 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:28,934 Hold your horses! 1123 01:14:29,059 --> 01:14:31,142 Tell me where will we live after we get married? 1124 01:14:31,350 --> 01:14:34,225 - Randhawa Paradise. Where else? - See! That's the problem! 1125 01:14:34,507 --> 01:14:37,934 What problem? After marrizz, the lady moves to the husband's house. 1126 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:40,184 After marriage, the wife moves to her husband's! 1127 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:43,189 Who wrote that rule? Is it in the Constitution? 1128 01:14:43,309 --> 01:14:44,434 I dunno. I never read it. 1129 01:14:44,559 --> 01:14:46,767 Baby, it's not in the Constitution. 1130 01:14:46,892 --> 01:14:50,725 Everyone assumes the girl will live at her husband's after marriage. 1131 01:14:51,559 --> 01:14:54,309 You move in and you'll see, we'll adjust. 1132 01:14:54,434 --> 01:14:56,309 Adjust? When was the last time you adjusted? 1133 01:14:56,434 --> 01:14:58,975 You never adjust. And eventually I know what'll happen. 1134 01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,600 I'll end up doing all the adjusting, and I'm not OK with that. 1135 01:15:01,725 --> 01:15:03,120 Don't get cross. 1136 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:06,559 I'm not arguing. I agree with you. 1137 01:15:06,809 --> 01:15:10,559 Be gentle. Handle with care. I'm a fragile. 1138 01:15:10,975 --> 01:15:12,350 My baby. 1139 01:15:13,184 --> 01:15:19,184 Once we get married, would you consider living with my family? 1140 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:23,642 - Don't split up my family. - This is exactly what I'm saying. 1141 01:15:23,794 --> 01:15:28,100 Wouldn't my family be split up, if I moved to Randhawa Paradise? 1142 01:15:28,948 --> 01:15:30,934 It must work both ways, no? 1143 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:36,434 So let's have it your fancy way. What do you want? Live-in? 1144 01:15:36,975 --> 01:15:38,975 I wish! Live-in won't change anything. 1145 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:42,225 The problem is our families are so different. 1146 01:15:43,184 --> 01:15:45,642 We may hold the steering wheel in our hands, 1147 01:15:45,767 --> 01:15:48,434 but it's the family that does the backseat driving. That's a fact. 1148 01:15:48,559 --> 01:15:51,850 Who drives from the backseat? Nonsense, Rani. 1149 01:15:51,975 --> 01:15:53,642 I didn't mean it literally, Rocky. 1150 01:15:53,809 --> 01:15:55,850 - It's a metaphor. - Metaphor, meanz? 1151 01:15:55,975 --> 01:15:58,850 - So our families are different. - Our families are very different. 1152 01:15:58,975 --> 01:16:00,392 We have very different ideologies... 1153 01:16:00,517 --> 01:16:05,230 You want me to live with your family? And you live with mine? 1154 01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:08,756 Are you suggesting you'll live with my family and I... Oh my God! 1155 01:16:10,403 --> 01:16:11,642 Oh my God. 1156 01:16:15,350 --> 01:16:17,441 - Genius! - Who? 1157 01:16:22,059 --> 01:16:23,434 You're a genius. 1158 01:16:26,642 --> 01:16:27,434 That's true! 1159 01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:28,809 What are you saying? 1160 01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,434 Ma, hear me out please. 1161 01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:32,934 It's outrageous. 1162 01:16:33,475 --> 01:16:36,267 Why are you experimenting with your life? 1163 01:16:36,767 --> 01:16:39,850 In fact, if more people experimented before marriage, 1164 01:16:39,975 --> 01:16:42,392 there'd be less divorces in the world. Don't you think? 1165 01:16:42,767 --> 01:16:45,559 It's for only three months. Think of him as a house guest. 1166 01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:47,309 House guest? A house pest! 1167 01:16:47,434 --> 01:16:51,100 Exactly. Exactly. That Rambo... Randhawa... 1168 01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:52,612 - Rocky! - Yes! Rocky. 1169 01:16:52,934 --> 01:16:54,767 You must understand Rocky... 1170 01:16:54,892 --> 01:16:55,809 Tomato allergy! 1171 01:16:55,934 --> 01:16:57,600 And I'm allergic to that boy. 1172 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,309 Allergic is a bit overdramatic, Baba. 1173 01:16:59,562 --> 01:17:03,309 How can we possibly live with that madcap for three months? 1174 01:17:03,975 --> 01:17:06,147 Plus that boy, he's got no class, no standards. 1175 01:17:06,267 --> 01:17:07,767 Class and standards? 1176 01:17:08,517 --> 01:17:10,767 Father, you're so educated, is this how you think? 1177 01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:12,517 No, no, one second. I don't know about Rocky, 1178 01:17:12,642 --> 01:17:14,147 but I think you have double standards, father. 1179 01:17:14,267 --> 01:17:15,517 Mind your manners. 1180 01:17:15,642 --> 01:17:18,475 - Did you hear what he said? - What did I say? 1181 01:17:18,975 --> 01:17:19,975 Stop it! 1182 01:17:21,309 --> 01:17:22,267 Come here. 1183 01:17:22,475 --> 01:17:25,017 Ma, put some sense into her. 1184 01:17:26,681 --> 01:17:27,475 Tell me. 1185 01:17:27,767 --> 01:17:32,975 If neither of you can adjust to each other's family, then what? 1186 01:17:34,184 --> 01:17:36,517 End of your relationship? 1187 01:17:37,309 --> 01:17:41,434 Thakuma, I know you ended your relationship because of your family. 1188 01:17:41,642 --> 01:17:43,934 And I respect that. But times have changed. 1189 01:17:44,517 --> 01:17:48,017 Rocky and I love each other very much. We're going to make this work. 1190 01:17:48,339 --> 01:17:50,100 What's not working right now are you guys. 1191 01:17:50,225 --> 01:17:53,642 You should support me. Is that too much to ask? 1192 01:17:56,934 --> 01:17:59,267 Have you gone crazy? I'll give you one slap. 1193 01:17:59,725 --> 01:18:01,392 Shut up! Don't butt in. 1194 01:18:01,809 --> 01:18:04,975 - How dare you? - Tijori, one minute. 1195 01:18:07,084 --> 01:18:12,350 So, in three months, Rani will decide if our family is worthy of her. Yes? 1196 01:18:12,809 --> 01:18:14,725 No, grandma. You're getting it all wrong. 1197 01:18:15,267 --> 01:18:17,017 What if we don't like Rani? 1198 01:18:17,934 --> 01:18:20,225 Will you do as I say? 1199 01:18:24,434 --> 01:18:26,809 Grandma, your word is final for me. 1200 01:18:27,642 --> 01:18:30,642 But for my sake, 1201 01:18:33,434 --> 01:18:36,142 give Rani a genuine chance? 1202 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:48,100 I agree. I accept. Go tell her. 1203 01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:50,600 - Mummy! - I've said what I had to. 1204 01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:53,809 Now go! 1205 01:18:53,934 --> 01:18:56,934 I want to talk to Tijori alone. Everyone, go. 1206 01:18:57,411 --> 01:19:01,290 The whole world is for me 1207 01:19:03,267 --> 01:19:05,600 Mummy, what are you doing? You agreed? 1208 01:19:08,184 --> 01:19:09,934 Do you want to lose your only son? 1209 01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:11,475 Hmm? 1210 01:19:13,017 --> 01:19:16,434 Have you seen his eyes? He's in love. 1211 01:19:17,267 --> 01:19:19,434 That love will turn to rebellion. 1212 01:19:19,809 --> 01:19:21,642 He'll turn his back on us and leave. 1213 01:19:21,934 --> 01:19:23,267 Who'll inherit our empire? 1214 01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:25,559 Who will be your heir? 1215 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:33,225 Let the girl come. 1216 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:37,600 Three months? She won't last a week. 1217 01:19:40,425 --> 01:19:43,934 If I don't put an end to their love story, 1218 01:19:45,696 --> 01:19:47,309 my name is not Dhanlakshmi. 1219 01:19:47,797 --> 01:19:49,001 Understand? 1220 01:20:15,248 --> 01:20:16,540 I see you near me, yeah 1221 01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:18,498 Take care of my heart, yeah 1222 01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:20,540 Why the distance between us? 1223 01:20:20,767 --> 01:20:22,623 I can see you 1224 01:20:23,248 --> 01:20:26,415 Without you the world is poison 1225 01:20:26,748 --> 01:20:28,540 No one can take you from me 1226 01:20:28,778 --> 01:20:30,581 I fought so much for you, yeah 1227 01:20:31,213 --> 01:20:34,873 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1228 01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:38,665 I'll make you mine, that's my desire 1229 01:20:39,275 --> 01:20:42,862 I can't handle the heat, you're fire 1230 01:20:43,278 --> 01:20:45,311 I'll make you mine 1231 01:20:46,106 --> 01:20:49,915 Baby, I'm your lover 1232 01:20:50,269 --> 01:20:53,748 Baby, I'm your lover 1233 01:21:04,824 --> 01:21:07,185 [Chanting] 1234 01:21:07,491 --> 01:21:08,642 Sorry, my bags... 1235 01:21:09,105 --> 01:21:17,430 [Chanting] 1236 01:21:28,098 --> 01:21:29,681 'Prasad' is first offered to guests. 1237 01:21:32,105 --> 01:21:33,306 Right hand. 1238 01:21:38,798 --> 01:21:39,973 - I wanted... - Give some... 1239 01:21:42,566 --> 01:21:44,306 Give some to everyone in the house. 1240 01:21:47,052 --> 01:21:48,431 I'd like to say something. 1241 01:21:49,297 --> 01:21:51,889 I know that our culture, 1242 01:21:52,106 --> 01:21:55,389 our backgrounds, even our thinking is very different. 1243 01:21:56,843 --> 01:21:59,639 - But we have something in common... - We have nothing in common. 1244 01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:04,389 We do. 1245 01:22:05,709 --> 01:22:07,306 Our love for Rocky. 1246 01:22:08,764 --> 01:22:10,181 Since when have you known Rocky? 1247 01:22:12,453 --> 01:22:13,598 7 months, 17 days. 1248 01:22:14,874 --> 01:22:16,056 You have a good memory. 1249 01:22:16,385 --> 01:22:21,174 You hardly know him, and we've known him all his life. 1250 01:22:26,181 --> 01:22:27,598 Ironically enough though, 1251 01:22:28,376 --> 01:22:31,931 sometimes a few moments give you enough love for a lifetime. 1252 01:22:33,056 --> 01:22:35,223 Sometimes a lifetime together 1253 01:22:35,764 --> 01:22:37,389 doesn't give you love. 1254 01:22:41,639 --> 01:22:43,556 You have a way with words. 1255 01:22:43,971 --> 01:22:47,973 Your style must work on your TV channel. 1256 01:22:48,983 --> 01:22:52,264 But our home is guided by certain principles. 1257 01:22:53,344 --> 01:22:57,181 This is the first time we've broken the rules. 1258 01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:01,181 We believe no decent girl 1259 01:23:01,812 --> 01:23:05,764 should be living in a stranger's house without being married. 1260 01:23:06,796 --> 01:23:08,223 I have only one request. 1261 01:23:08,843 --> 01:23:12,598 Treat me as a family member, not as a guest. 1262 01:23:14,306 --> 01:23:16,639 I'm sure we could try. 1263 01:23:17,589 --> 01:23:20,306 We are trying, that's why you're here. 1264 01:23:20,889 --> 01:23:22,598 Dinner will be served at 9. 1265 01:23:30,264 --> 01:23:32,228 You can't find the way. Don't go round in circles. 1266 01:23:32,348 --> 01:23:36,056 Why don't you make use of the magnificence of the global positioning system? 1267 01:23:36,348 --> 01:23:37,306 In English, please. 1268 01:23:37,514 --> 01:23:39,181 GPS is English. 1269 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:41,394 Why do you always have to use such big, huge words? 1270 01:23:41,514 --> 01:23:42,316 Hallo. 1271 01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:46,514 Hallo and valcome. 1272 01:23:47,495 --> 01:23:48,723 Rocky Randhawa! 1273 01:23:49,818 --> 01:23:52,889 All I wish to say, coming here today 1274 01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:56,073 I'm so heppy, so heppy. 1275 01:23:56,848 --> 01:23:59,686 I'm so full of heppiness that I could burst! 1276 01:24:00,034 --> 01:24:02,139 Just too heppy to be here. 1277 01:24:02,306 --> 01:24:04,681 That calls for a team huddle. 1278 01:24:11,098 --> 01:24:12,598 No huddle? No cuddle? 1279 01:24:13,556 --> 01:24:15,139 - Rocky, come. - Thakuma! 1280 01:24:16,447 --> 01:24:18,139 - Looking hot and sexy... - Mother! 1281 01:24:18,264 --> 01:24:20,889 just like Sridevi in that song about the endless night. 1282 01:24:21,132 --> 01:24:22,681 You crazy boy! 1283 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,223 - Come! - No, no, no, no! 1284 01:24:25,348 --> 01:24:26,598 No, no, no, no! 1285 01:24:26,718 --> 01:24:28,931 No touching. Overfamiliarity breeds contempt! 1286 01:24:29,223 --> 01:24:31,269 But why? I'm double vax. 1287 01:24:31,389 --> 01:24:34,186 Soshal distancing is over. Who said it. 1288 01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:35,514 - Who? - Who. 1289 01:24:35,639 --> 01:24:37,014 - Who? - Who. 1290 01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:38,556 - Who, who? - WHO. 1291 01:24:38,681 --> 01:24:40,473 World Health Organisation! 1292 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,848 World Haalth Organisation! 1293 01:24:42,968 --> 01:24:47,139 Your general knowledge is weak. Next time I'll give four option answers. 1294 01:24:47,264 --> 01:24:49,764 - Where going? Where going? - Outside. 1295 01:24:50,056 --> 01:24:52,973 - I know you aalso want! - I don't want it at all. 1296 01:24:53,223 --> 01:24:54,431 I don't want your cuddle. 1297 01:24:56,848 --> 01:24:58,598 What's happening? 1298 01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:00,598 What's going on? 1299 01:25:02,675 --> 01:25:05,228 Why are you allergic to a hug? 1300 01:25:05,348 --> 01:25:08,681 A hug is good for haalth! A hug is important for being human. 1301 01:25:08,931 --> 01:25:11,681 A hug is like... a hug! 1302 01:25:11,848 --> 01:25:16,098 I get it! I get you and I get your hugs. 1303 01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:20,056 Hugging and dancing. He'll be dancing the Bhangra all day. 1304 01:25:20,181 --> 01:25:24,139 Dancing 'Balle balle' is life. It's a theory. 1305 01:25:24,264 --> 01:25:26,682 Good God! A coma would be more pleasurable right now, 1306 01:25:26,848 --> 01:25:29,348 rather than this ridiculous diddly squat. 1307 01:25:29,681 --> 01:25:33,431 I do squat. 150 kilo. New personal record! 1308 01:25:33,686 --> 01:25:34,681 - Huh? - Yes. 1309 01:25:36,931 --> 01:25:38,264 Oh, ho, ho! 1310 01:25:39,348 --> 01:25:41,098 Respected grandfather! 1311 01:25:42,608 --> 01:25:45,098 That's Shree Rabindranath Tagore. 1312 01:25:49,014 --> 01:25:49,681 I know! 1313 01:25:51,502 --> 01:25:55,098 There was some filter on the picture, so could not make out. 1314 01:25:55,515 --> 01:25:57,306 - What? - Come on. 1315 01:25:57,755 --> 01:25:59,139 Let's go to your room. 1316 01:26:04,056 --> 01:26:05,354 Come on! 1317 01:26:19,181 --> 01:26:20,306 Grandpa? 1318 01:26:23,056 --> 01:26:25,098 Grandma sent this for you. 1319 01:26:33,570 --> 01:26:35,014 Another surprise. 1320 01:26:37,473 --> 01:26:41,306 Kanwal-ji. Red is your favourite colour, right? 1321 01:26:42,013 --> 01:26:46,348 I knitted this muffler for you. You must use it. 1322 01:26:47,306 --> 01:26:49,098 Isn't it amazing? 1323 01:26:49,723 --> 01:26:54,056 Our Rani is with you and your Rocky is with us. 1324 01:26:54,984 --> 01:27:00,056 Looks like those unfulfilled dreams of ours 1325 01:27:00,889 --> 01:27:04,244 are now the dreams of Rani and Rocky. 1326 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,833 This time 1327 01:27:07,859 --> 01:27:10,931 they may just fulfill them. 1328 01:27:16,507 --> 01:27:19,723 Stay well. Your Jamini. 1329 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:28,056 Pass me the 'bhindi'. 1330 01:27:29,733 --> 01:27:31,039 Rajma. 1331 01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:32,889 Paneer. 1332 01:27:33,854 --> 01:27:35,889 Just a little. Enough. 1333 01:27:40,139 --> 01:27:41,556 The phulka is cold. 1334 01:27:41,973 --> 01:27:43,056 I'll get you another. 1335 01:27:43,889 --> 01:27:45,244 Her phulka must be cold too. 1336 01:27:47,386 --> 01:27:48,639 Aunty, sit down. I'll get it. 1337 01:27:48,852 --> 01:27:50,889 No, Poonam, you go. 1338 01:27:51,848 --> 01:27:54,223 You're a guest. Sit down. 1339 01:27:54,587 --> 01:27:56,556 I insist, please. 1340 01:28:04,764 --> 01:28:05,809 Here you are. 1341 01:28:06,514 --> 01:28:08,139 Nice hot phulkas. 1342 01:28:11,516 --> 01:28:14,598 At home, we're used to fetching stuff from the kitchen when we're eating. 1343 01:28:15,318 --> 01:28:16,805 We set the table together. 1344 01:28:17,306 --> 01:28:18,973 We serve one another. 1345 01:28:19,473 --> 01:28:22,098 And we clear the table together too. 1346 01:28:22,306 --> 01:28:23,598 That never happens here. 1347 01:28:23,889 --> 01:28:25,598 Here Mummy orgasms every day. 1348 01:28:30,115 --> 01:28:32,431 Organises... organises! 1349 01:28:35,973 --> 01:28:37,186 You're like the trader Harshad Mehta! 1350 01:28:37,306 --> 01:28:39,723 The stock market is strong. Buy Tata. 1351 01:28:39,969 --> 01:28:41,598 - Gayatri? - Bata! 1352 01:28:42,681 --> 01:28:44,764 I was ordering Bata shoes. You want something? 1353 01:28:45,306 --> 01:28:46,931 No, I was going to the kitchen. Need anything? 1354 01:28:47,082 --> 01:28:48,556 No, thanks. You carry on. 1355 01:28:48,973 --> 01:28:49,848 OK. 1356 01:28:51,556 --> 01:28:53,082 Yes, buy Ba... Tata. 1357 01:28:53,514 --> 01:28:54,639 You're still here? 1358 01:28:54,764 --> 01:28:57,389 Go. We need to get up early to pray with grandma. 1359 01:28:57,889 --> 01:28:59,431 I'll do it. Go, good night. 1360 01:29:11,049 --> 01:29:14,431 If I found someone like you 1361 01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:19,264 If I found someone like you 1362 01:29:19,634 --> 01:29:22,431 Life would be easy 1363 01:29:23,521 --> 01:29:26,556 Life would be easy 1364 01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:33,631 If I found someone like you-- 1365 01:29:37,483 --> 01:29:40,223 I usually drink hot milk with turmeric at night. 1366 01:29:42,617 --> 01:29:43,889 I'll heat up the milk for you. 1367 01:29:44,056 --> 01:29:45,681 Don't worry, aunty, I can do it. 1368 01:29:46,348 --> 01:29:48,223 You've already done enough today. 1369 01:29:50,889 --> 01:29:54,223 I enjoy making hot phulkas for my husband. 1370 01:29:54,442 --> 01:29:57,389 My mother used to make hot phulkas for my father. 1371 01:29:57,681 --> 01:29:59,389 So did my grandma. 1372 01:30:01,223 --> 01:30:02,348 That's our tradition. 1373 01:30:04,889 --> 01:30:06,431 Does that mean it's right? 1374 01:30:07,014 --> 01:30:08,764 Must you decide what's right or wrong? 1375 01:30:09,264 --> 01:30:11,598 There's nothing wrong in serving your husband. 1376 01:30:12,159 --> 01:30:16,306 I agree. In fact, there's nothing nobler than serving others. 1377 01:30:16,848 --> 01:30:19,973 But if service is only one way, it isn't service, 1378 01:30:20,871 --> 01:30:21,723 it's slavery. 1379 01:30:31,831 --> 01:30:32,889 Good night. 1380 01:30:40,317 --> 01:30:41,764 Alexa! Snooj. 1381 01:30:44,681 --> 01:30:45,723 Snooj. 1382 01:31:20,759 --> 01:31:22,306 What's with uncle? 1383 01:31:22,931 --> 01:31:25,848 - Is he possessed by the star Madhuri? - Madhuri? 1384 01:31:26,764 --> 01:31:29,181 He's practicing his dance steps. 1385 01:31:29,431 --> 01:31:31,389 - Kathak. - Gents' Kathak? 1386 01:31:32,793 --> 01:31:33,598 Sit down. 1387 01:31:36,385 --> 01:31:38,014 Very humid and sweaty! 1388 01:31:38,223 --> 01:31:39,639 Want some tea? 1389 01:31:40,227 --> 01:31:41,223 Let me. 1390 01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:45,473 Only 42% are voting, it's appalling. 1391 01:31:45,849 --> 01:31:47,426 Only 42%? Really? 1392 01:31:49,306 --> 01:31:51,431 Voting is our national duty as citizens. 1393 01:31:51,681 --> 01:31:53,514 The voting lines must have closed by now. 1394 01:31:54,556 --> 01:31:57,014 - Voting lines? - I've stopped voting. 1395 01:31:57,139 --> 01:31:59,514 You stop voting too. Shamita is out of the house. 1396 01:31:59,973 --> 01:32:01,639 - Shamita? - Shamita. 1397 01:32:01,829 --> 01:32:03,181 Which constituency does she represent? 1398 01:32:03,743 --> 01:32:04,931 Bigg Boss! 1399 01:32:08,306 --> 01:32:09,848 Son, will you have some tea? 1400 01:32:10,139 --> 01:32:12,889 No, grandma says drinking tea darkens the skin. 1401 01:32:13,348 --> 01:32:15,848 So? What's wrong with being dark? 1402 01:32:17,348 --> 01:32:19,598 Of all the things, he's also decidedly racist! 1403 01:32:19,723 --> 01:32:22,306 No, no, aunty. It's not like that at all. 1404 01:32:23,118 --> 01:32:24,431 Black Lives Matter. 1405 01:32:24,681 --> 01:32:29,389 I have no personal problem with Black folk. Beyonce and Rihanna are lovely. 1406 01:32:29,723 --> 01:32:32,181 When I cruise around at night, it's hip-hop. 1407 01:32:32,306 --> 01:32:33,622 Drake, Kanye West... 1408 01:32:34,056 --> 01:32:37,931 My favourite song at weddings that always make me dance... 1409 01:32:38,051 --> 01:32:39,903 "Black is beautiful" 1410 01:32:40,587 --> 01:32:44,139 "Black is beautiful, like my dark skinned beloved" 1411 01:32:44,264 --> 01:32:45,514 "Keep the fair-skinned ones away" 1412 01:32:45,723 --> 01:32:46,598 Sing with me! 1413 01:32:48,139 --> 01:32:50,764 Very good, very good. 1414 01:32:51,306 --> 01:32:53,181 So do you want black coffee? 1415 01:32:53,889 --> 01:32:56,181 Go to the kitchen. Left of the stove, 1416 01:32:56,431 --> 01:32:58,431 on the second shelf, there's coffee and sugar. 1417 01:32:58,556 --> 01:33:01,389 - If you need milk, it's in the fridge. - No milk for me. 1418 01:33:06,181 --> 01:33:07,431 Go make it. 1419 01:33:10,889 --> 01:33:11,764 Self-service? 1420 01:33:13,556 --> 01:33:15,543 Like food court? 1421 01:33:17,911 --> 01:33:18,591 Go! 1422 01:33:20,724 --> 01:33:23,806 I can do whatever I want 1423 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:28,683 Under the canopy of roses 1424 01:33:32,595 --> 01:33:34,473 Put this in the kitchen. 1425 01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,119 Do you need something? 1426 01:33:37,431 --> 01:33:40,473 No, I thought I'd spend a little time with you. 1427 01:33:42,693 --> 01:33:44,181 You think a lot. 1428 01:33:56,058 --> 01:33:58,598 He doesn't even know how to turn on a gas stove. 1429 01:33:59,473 --> 01:34:03,344 He thinks Tagore is your grandfather. 1430 01:34:06,951 --> 01:34:08,035 Hallos! 1431 01:34:09,005 --> 01:34:10,366 - Shobha. - Somen. 1432 01:34:10,599 --> 01:34:11,657 - You here too? - Somen. 1433 01:34:12,148 --> 01:34:13,799 - Bring it in! - Rani, let's go! 1434 01:34:13,919 --> 01:34:15,741 - Nice to meet you. - Rani, let's go! 1435 01:34:15,861 --> 01:34:17,949 It's Rani's break time. You go ahead. 1436 01:34:19,479 --> 01:34:20,736 Disgusting! 1437 01:34:34,653 --> 01:34:36,528 What are you doing? Someone will see us. 1438 01:34:36,648 --> 01:34:39,069 - Can't you even light a gas stove? - Can't you eat without talking? 1439 01:34:39,189 --> 01:34:41,194 Without talking! Guts! 1440 01:34:41,679 --> 01:34:43,611 I was just trying to help your mother. 1441 01:34:43,736 --> 01:34:45,278 You're the baest girlfrand. 1442 01:34:45,739 --> 01:34:47,741 - How's my mom treating you? - She dislikes me. 1443 01:34:47,861 --> 01:34:49,861 - And how's my mom? - She dislikes me. 1444 01:34:54,176 --> 01:34:57,403 Your home is on the other shore 1445 01:34:58,111 --> 01:35:01,153 O stranger from a distant land 1446 01:35:02,216 --> 01:35:05,111 O stranger from a distant land 1447 01:35:06,495 --> 01:35:09,903 I've seen you on autumn mornings 1448 01:35:11,444 --> 01:35:13,861 I've seen you on fragrant nights 1449 01:35:15,662 --> 01:35:17,437 I've seen you 1450 01:35:19,125 --> 01:35:22,861 I hear you in my heartbeat 1451 01:35:23,684 --> 01:35:26,903 O stranger from a distant land 1452 01:35:29,403 --> 01:35:30,857 Bravo! 1453 01:35:31,403 --> 01:35:33,403 Wow, Jamini! Outstanding! 1454 01:35:33,528 --> 01:35:35,236 You're great, Thakuma. 1455 01:35:35,606 --> 01:35:37,569 - Rocky! - Bravo, Jamini! 1456 01:35:37,779 --> 01:35:41,069 It's amazing that you still don't need reading glasses. 1457 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:42,694 - And cheers to that! - Cheers! 1458 01:35:42,819 --> 01:35:46,236 I agree! You don't need glasses. Drink straight from the bottle. 1459 01:35:47,528 --> 01:35:48,444 Who's that? 1460 01:35:49,013 --> 01:35:51,778 Rocky. Our house guest. 1461 01:35:53,030 --> 01:35:54,861 Hallo! Hallo! 1462 01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:58,861 Rocky, this is our culture club. Come, join us. 1463 01:35:59,607 --> 01:36:02,819 Ma, I don't think that's such a great idea. 1464 01:36:02,986 --> 01:36:04,611 Rocky will get bored. 1465 01:36:04,887 --> 01:36:07,028 After all, this is a culture club thing. 1466 01:36:08,038 --> 01:36:10,278 Rocky, go to your room. 1467 01:36:10,398 --> 01:36:12,694 Do your exercises. 1468 01:36:14,462 --> 01:36:15,403 Or go and rest. 1469 01:36:16,934 --> 01:36:18,236 - Who is he? - I don't know. 1470 01:36:26,262 --> 01:36:29,319 Yaa... recovery is important. 1471 01:36:29,704 --> 01:36:30,486 Hmm. 1472 01:36:33,528 --> 01:36:35,069 Won't you also sing? 1473 01:36:35,319 --> 01:36:37,861 I don't have my glasses today. 1474 01:36:38,227 --> 01:36:39,824 Rocky made a fool of himself in front of 1475 01:36:39,944 --> 01:36:42,516 the very doyennes of high art and culture during culture club. 1476 01:36:42,736 --> 01:36:44,903 How can you imagine marrying him? 1477 01:36:45,742 --> 01:36:46,236 Ma! 1478 01:36:46,403 --> 01:36:48,944 Think about it. He has no class, no education, 1479 01:36:49,159 --> 01:36:50,741 no language, no culture- 1480 01:36:50,861 --> 01:36:52,111 Ma, he has a good heart! 1481 01:36:52,294 --> 01:36:53,861 So does my cardiologist. 1482 01:36:54,087 --> 01:36:57,278 - But I don't want you to marry him! - I'm going now. I'll call you later. 1483 01:37:01,634 --> 01:37:03,611 Can't waste cake. 1484 01:37:04,014 --> 01:37:05,694 - It's sugar free. - Fat free. 1485 01:37:06,150 --> 01:37:08,069 - Gluten free. - And free. 1486 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:10,903 - Milk and turmeric? - No, no, I'll make it. 1487 01:37:11,140 --> 01:37:13,569 Don't worry. Please carry on eating freely. 1488 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:31,528 If I found someone like you 1489 01:37:32,135 --> 01:37:35,111 If I found someone like you 1490 01:37:36,561 --> 01:37:39,278 Life would be so easy 1491 01:37:40,476 --> 01:37:42,806 Aha, life would be so easy 1492 01:37:45,779 --> 01:37:48,681 If I found someone like you 1493 01:37:49,913 --> 01:37:52,264 A new life would be born 1494 01:37:53,806 --> 01:37:56,556 He would father a new life 1495 01:37:58,436 --> 01:38:01,014 Father a new life? Don't sing your version in public! 1496 01:38:01,313 --> 01:38:03,014 A flower needs the spring... 1497 01:38:03,254 --> 01:38:05,434 And the spring... ? 1498 01:38:06,442 --> 01:38:07,592 What about the spring? 1499 01:38:08,571 --> 01:38:12,473 A flower needs the spring, the spring needs the garden 1500 01:38:12,902 --> 01:38:16,681 The heart needs a heart, a body needs a body 1501 01:38:17,451 --> 01:38:21,056 Everyone longs to meet their soulmate 1502 01:38:21,913 --> 01:38:25,514 Hope I find my soulmate too 1503 01:38:26,369 --> 01:38:27,931 Whoa! Go for it! 1504 01:38:28,591 --> 01:38:31,264 Life would be so easy 1505 01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:35,389 Life would be so easy 1506 01:38:36,356 --> 01:38:37,389 Follow me! 1507 01:38:37,514 --> 01:38:40,556 If I found someone like you 1508 01:38:41,627 --> 01:38:43,806 Life would be so easy 1509 01:38:45,534 --> 01:38:47,973 Life would be so easy 1510 01:38:51,110 --> 01:38:53,639 Wow, aunty! You sing brilliantly! 1511 01:38:53,835 --> 01:38:54,889 - Really? - Yes. 1512 01:38:55,288 --> 01:38:57,650 I used to sing on the Prasar Bharati radio station. 1513 01:38:57,885 --> 01:39:00,223 Everyone said I'd be the next Asha Bhosle. 1514 01:39:00,723 --> 01:39:01,639 And then? 1515 01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,514 I got married. 1516 01:39:04,681 --> 01:39:05,223 So? 1517 01:39:06,098 --> 01:39:08,723 In our home, getting married is a girl's greatest dream. 1518 01:39:10,108 --> 01:39:10,973 And your dream? 1519 01:39:14,736 --> 01:39:18,348 Compromising is better than dreaming. At least you don't get disappointed. 1520 01:39:21,147 --> 01:39:23,526 Poonam! I'm fed up. 1521 01:39:23,955 --> 01:39:26,389 My husband will not eat, or have his pills. 1522 01:39:26,514 --> 01:39:27,736 - Go to him. - Yes. 1523 01:39:29,315 --> 01:39:30,106 Let me try. 1524 01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:42,510 - Hello, Aunty! Howr' you? - How can I help you? 1525 01:39:42,635 --> 01:39:45,258 I was going to ask about my dirty clothes. Londry? 1526 01:39:45,510 --> 01:39:49,347 Laundry? Go to your room, dial 9. Somebody will be at your service. 1527 01:39:49,467 --> 01:39:50,400 OK. 1528 01:39:54,562 --> 01:39:56,718 Ah! I know you're playing a fun! 1529 01:39:56,838 --> 01:39:58,275 You are very jokey! 1530 01:39:58,395 --> 01:39:59,786 It's one of my strongest suits. 1531 01:39:59,906 --> 01:40:03,510 Actually, my cloths are dirty. Tell me what to do and I'll do it. 1532 01:40:03,635 --> 01:40:05,885 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1533 01:40:06,593 --> 01:40:09,593 Go to your bedroom, remove your clothes. I'm coming. 1534 01:40:11,301 --> 01:40:12,051 What is it? 1535 01:40:12,510 --> 01:40:14,843 That's wrong, Aunty. You're Rani's mother. 1536 01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:16,551 Goodness me, no, no! 1537 01:40:17,829 --> 01:40:20,135 Not these clothes, you silly boy! 1538 01:40:20,427 --> 01:40:23,093 Your dirty clothes. Keep the whites separate. 1539 01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:26,236 I don't want any kind of fuss over pettifogging details later mind you. 1540 01:40:26,842 --> 01:40:30,051 - I didn't got you. - I didn't 'get' you. 1541 01:40:30,610 --> 01:40:32,301 - I aalso. - Huh? 1542 01:40:33,343 --> 01:40:35,223 Aunty, I don't want to give you any load. 1543 01:40:35,343 --> 01:40:37,426 In fact, you should give me yours. 1544 01:40:37,551 --> 01:40:40,176 Phone me if there's anything I can do. At your service! 1545 01:40:40,301 --> 01:40:42,468 Just tell me if I can do anything for you. 1546 01:40:43,119 --> 01:40:44,510 Frankly, there's nothing now. 1547 01:40:44,635 --> 01:40:46,635 I'm just about to embark on a shopping expedition. 1548 01:40:46,852 --> 01:40:47,968 Shopping! 1549 01:40:48,093 --> 01:40:50,051 You're off to the market? I'm coming too! 1550 01:40:50,468 --> 01:40:52,468 The thrill of going to a market can never be felt online. 1551 01:40:52,677 --> 01:40:56,898 What will you do there? I'm going shopping for lingerie. 1552 01:40:58,088 --> 01:40:59,296 That's OK. 1553 01:40:59,588 --> 01:41:02,546 I can carry the bags for you. My workout for the day. 1554 01:41:02,671 --> 01:41:05,671 Whenever I go to a mall, I cause a riot! 1555 01:41:05,838 --> 01:41:08,296 I'm an expert shopper. My choice is... 1556 01:41:09,088 --> 01:41:10,171 Come along. 1557 01:41:11,170 --> 01:41:13,088 We'll max out our cards today! 1558 01:41:16,987 --> 01:41:22,754 Ma, 36B. Rani, 32B and I'm 34C. 1559 01:41:23,004 --> 01:41:25,754 Your seat number? You're going to the pictures? 1560 01:41:26,049 --> 01:41:27,671 SRK's latest is playing. 1561 01:41:27,885 --> 01:41:29,004 Pictures? 1562 01:41:30,060 --> 01:41:32,463 I told you, I'm shopping for bras. 1563 01:41:32,981 --> 01:41:34,379 Come on, there's a shop. 1564 01:41:34,582 --> 01:41:37,963 - What are you buying? - A bra. 1565 01:41:41,546 --> 01:41:44,629 Wow! There's some lovely new stock in here. 1566 01:41:45,671 --> 01:41:48,463 Oh Chintu, Chintu! How are you? 1567 01:41:49,393 --> 01:41:51,838 I'm like always happy Diwali, Aunty. 1568 01:41:52,421 --> 01:41:54,963 OK then, show me something new and exquisite. 1569 01:41:55,088 --> 01:41:57,867 We have a buffet of items. 1570 01:41:58,245 --> 01:42:00,421 Show me a Balconette. Something with lace. 1571 01:42:00,725 --> 01:42:01,879 A classy type. 1572 01:42:03,296 --> 01:42:05,124 Here's your balcony! 1573 01:42:08,123 --> 01:42:09,499 Yes, this is nice. 1574 01:42:10,103 --> 01:42:11,499 - Rocky? - Nice. 1575 01:42:12,272 --> 01:42:16,492 But last time, there was a tad bit of inconvenience with the hook. 1576 01:42:16,731 --> 01:42:18,598 It won't happen now. This stock is new. 1577 01:42:18,955 --> 01:42:20,070 I'll show you. 1578 01:42:20,190 --> 01:42:23,201 - I'll try it on. - I don't think so. 1579 01:42:23,717 --> 01:42:25,134 Also, I don't think so. 1580 01:42:29,467 --> 01:42:30,342 Brother! 1581 01:42:32,706 --> 01:42:34,092 - Me? - You! 1582 01:42:36,124 --> 01:42:37,592 Didn't you say you wanted to help? 1583 01:42:38,016 --> 01:42:40,976 Come here. It won't take a minute. 1584 01:42:43,683 --> 01:42:44,884 Lift your arms up. 1585 01:42:45,927 --> 01:42:47,759 Now through the straps. 1586 01:42:49,326 --> 01:42:50,342 Go on... 1587 01:42:54,384 --> 01:42:58,051 Very good. Very nice. See? 1588 01:42:59,575 --> 01:43:02,759 You look smart. Buy one for yourself. 1589 01:43:02,884 --> 01:43:04,009 Chintu! 1590 01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:06,759 Let me hook it up for you. 1591 01:43:07,243 --> 01:43:09,926 - It isn't working. - No, no, it'll work. 1592 01:43:10,884 --> 01:43:12,592 It's not staying in place. 1593 01:43:14,826 --> 01:43:16,342 It's the hook. 1594 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:21,092 Look! A perfect fit. 1595 01:43:21,342 --> 01:43:23,551 What the hell is going on? What is all this? 1596 01:43:23,676 --> 01:43:26,842 Get it off me. I don't want to wear it. This... this... 1597 01:43:27,245 --> 01:43:29,092 This, this, this! 1598 01:43:30,984 --> 01:43:33,842 This is a bra! 1599 01:43:34,667 --> 01:43:36,009 Short for brassiere! 1600 01:43:36,306 --> 01:43:39,342 I wear one, your mother wears one, your sister too. 1601 01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:42,301 Your granny wears one. It doesn't spread Covid. So what's the problem? 1602 01:43:44,419 --> 01:43:45,801 I'll tell you what the problem is. 1603 01:43:46,067 --> 01:43:49,967 Indian women, for centuries, have washed their husbands' underwear. 1604 01:43:50,216 --> 01:43:52,259 Scrubbing and scrubbing away! 1605 01:43:52,492 --> 01:43:54,929 And you can't touch a bra? 1606 01:43:56,354 --> 01:44:00,971 But you can dance to the song "What's behind my blouse?" 1607 01:44:01,929 --> 01:44:03,721 Dance your vulgar dance. 1608 01:44:03,993 --> 01:44:07,637 But actually saying what's behind the blouse embarrasses you. 1609 01:44:09,641 --> 01:44:10,724 What's behind the blouse? 1610 01:44:12,582 --> 01:44:13,891 Actually, Aunty, 1611 01:44:14,432 --> 01:44:16,891 I don't touch it out of respect for laddiz. 1612 01:44:19,099 --> 01:44:23,516 When you stop thinking they're unlike you - some strange species - 1613 01:44:24,121 --> 01:44:26,266 and treat them as equals, 1614 01:44:27,391 --> 01:44:29,474 then you'll be respecting ladies. 1615 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:36,432 - Show me something else. - I'll unhook it. 1616 01:44:41,016 --> 01:44:42,682 Done, thank you. 1617 01:44:45,391 --> 01:44:46,849 Yes, Aunty, tell me. 1618 01:44:47,972 --> 01:44:50,857 Do you have the pink one? 1619 01:44:52,682 --> 01:44:53,182 Poonam? 1620 01:44:53,307 --> 01:44:55,224 - Yes, Mummy-ji? - Has my husband had his breakfast? 1621 01:44:56,516 --> 01:44:58,849 He's had his breakfast and his pills. 1622 01:45:07,428 --> 01:45:09,307 Hello. Yes. 1623 01:45:12,932 --> 01:45:13,641 What? 1624 01:45:18,474 --> 01:45:20,849 Ladies and gentlemen, please! 1625 01:45:22,432 --> 01:45:25,099 We have a crisis on our hands. And it's goddamn serious. 1626 01:45:25,349 --> 01:45:27,057 Look, I'll be the first one to admit. 1627 01:45:27,182 --> 01:45:29,141 I knew this ad campaign was a terrible idea. 1628 01:45:29,391 --> 01:45:31,432 - What? - But what's done is done, ma'am. 1629 01:45:31,682 --> 01:45:33,932 Women are our greatest consumers. 1630 01:45:34,224 --> 01:45:35,141 Because of this ad, 1631 01:45:35,266 --> 01:45:37,016 'Boycott Dhanlakshmi' is trending at number 1. 1632 01:45:37,696 --> 01:45:39,016 We must do damage control! 1633 01:45:39,307 --> 01:45:43,099 These female do-gooders just want the chance to make trouble. 1634 01:45:43,224 --> 01:45:44,266 Sir, please. 1635 01:45:44,474 --> 01:45:48,016 The situation is serious. I think we should withdraw the ad. 1636 01:45:48,557 --> 01:45:49,849 We have no other option. 1637 01:45:49,969 --> 01:45:51,807 And the loss of millions? 1638 01:45:52,141 --> 01:45:53,766 What are you saying, Tijori? 1639 01:45:54,182 --> 01:45:58,349 In the 80s, this same ad created a storm. 1640 01:45:59,224 --> 01:46:01,271 - Everyone was crazy about it. - Exactly. 1641 01:46:01,391 --> 01:46:02,641 Hope you're listening, Rocky? 1642 01:46:02,992 --> 01:46:05,849 Ma'am, that was the 80s. We're now in 2023. 1643 01:46:06,296 --> 01:46:07,607 Our share price is down. 1644 01:46:07,974 --> 01:46:10,620 We must at least admit we made a mistake. 1645 01:46:11,763 --> 01:46:13,064 Put out an apology. 1646 01:46:19,413 --> 01:46:20,814 Just a minute! 1647 01:46:21,841 --> 01:46:23,716 Is this a fish market? 1648 01:46:24,299 --> 01:46:29,341 Calm down. Let's see why the ad has made everyone so angry. 1649 01:46:29,466 --> 01:46:30,216 Play it! 1650 01:46:31,451 --> 01:46:32,174 Show us! 1651 01:46:35,341 --> 01:46:36,633 Pushpa! 1652 01:46:37,091 --> 01:46:38,341 Jaya! 1653 01:46:38,814 --> 01:46:40,174 Roopa! 1654 01:46:40,591 --> 01:46:43,466 At dawn rises the traditional wife. 1655 01:46:44,116 --> 01:46:47,258 She asks her husband, what he'll eat today. 1656 01:46:47,566 --> 01:46:48,716 What will you have? 1657 01:46:49,284 --> 01:46:52,091 For years the answer has always been the same - 1658 01:46:52,326 --> 01:46:55,883 How could anyone forget the taste of... 1659 01:46:56,216 --> 01:46:58,966 Dhanlakshmi laddoo! 1660 01:46:59,322 --> 01:47:02,466 For me and for you! 1661 01:47:03,157 --> 01:47:05,424 From our kitchen to your kitchen. 1662 01:47:05,549 --> 01:47:06,841 Dhanlakshmi Sweets. 1663 01:47:07,070 --> 01:47:09,508 Eating them makes you burst with joy. 1664 01:47:09,730 --> 01:47:13,115 For me and for you! 1665 01:47:13,654 --> 01:47:15,216 It's terrific! 1666 01:47:15,799 --> 01:47:17,049 Are you serious? 1667 01:47:17,216 --> 01:47:20,716 - Baby? What'r you doing here? - I'm so sorry. 1668 01:47:20,841 --> 01:47:22,508 You didn't answer my call. So I came up. 1669 01:47:22,633 --> 01:47:23,758 It's OK. 1670 01:47:23,883 --> 01:47:25,758 Come, there's no problem. 1671 01:47:25,883 --> 01:47:26,799 I'm really sorry. 1672 01:47:27,616 --> 01:47:29,674 - Miss Rani Chatterjee? - Yes. 1673 01:47:30,506 --> 01:47:31,841 My staddy GF. 1674 01:47:32,549 --> 01:47:34,591 You not like this advertise? 1675 01:47:37,966 --> 01:47:38,799 No. 1676 01:47:39,547 --> 01:47:40,549 What's issue? 1677 01:47:42,764 --> 01:47:46,299 It's so outdated. I'm not surprised women are boycotting the brand. 1678 01:47:46,424 --> 01:47:48,883 To be very honest, it is sexist, it is regressive... 1679 01:47:49,008 --> 01:47:50,258 That's what you think. 1680 01:47:50,966 --> 01:47:52,841 Uncle, it's what your consumers think too. 1681 01:47:54,049 --> 01:47:57,008 Excuse me. If I could ask Miss Chatterjee to elaborate? 1682 01:47:57,383 --> 01:47:59,424 After all, she's the woman of today 1683 01:47:59,549 --> 01:48:01,591 - and represents our ideal consumer base. - This guy... 1684 01:48:01,841 --> 01:48:03,258 If the board won't object... 1685 01:48:03,383 --> 01:48:05,966 - No, no. I really shouldn't. - Why would we object? 1686 01:48:07,091 --> 01:48:09,466 We've seen the wind changing many times. 1687 01:48:10,573 --> 01:48:14,716 But those winds cannot change Dhanlakshmi. 1688 01:48:15,331 --> 01:48:16,008 Yes! 1689 01:48:17,008 --> 01:48:20,299 With all due respect, the wind and the times have changed. 1690 01:48:21,549 --> 01:48:23,674 Perhaps it's time for Dhanlakshmi to change. 1691 01:48:24,174 --> 01:48:25,258 What you meanz? 1692 01:48:26,258 --> 01:48:30,299 I mean making laddoos or cooking a meal at home 1693 01:48:30,549 --> 01:48:34,174 is no longer only the woman's job, then why must the ad say that? 1694 01:48:34,674 --> 01:48:35,799 That's right! 1695 01:48:36,083 --> 01:48:37,258 I mean... 1696 01:48:37,633 --> 01:48:39,466 So according to you, what must this ad say? 1697 01:48:40,662 --> 01:48:42,966 What do you mean? According to me? I'm no expert. 1698 01:48:43,091 --> 01:48:43,988 Tell us. 1699 01:48:44,108 --> 01:48:46,508 I'm just saying, think of something new. 1700 01:48:46,633 --> 01:48:48,466 - Something new? - Why only women? 1701 01:48:48,586 --> 01:48:50,091 Men can serve laddoos too. 1702 01:48:50,258 --> 01:48:52,883 It's almost like... "New thinking, great old taste. " 1703 01:48:56,542 --> 01:48:59,466 That's an excellent line. That works! 1704 01:49:05,448 --> 01:49:08,424 "New thinking, great old taste. " 1705 01:49:09,421 --> 01:49:10,674 Hashtag! 1706 01:49:13,083 --> 01:49:14,008 What do you say, Papa? 1707 01:49:30,633 --> 01:49:33,799 I come here on Sundays so that I'm not disturbed. 1708 01:49:35,633 --> 01:49:36,466 Come. 1709 01:49:37,258 --> 01:49:38,966 I could help you. 1710 01:49:49,466 --> 01:49:53,966 These laddoos... press too hard or too softly, 1711 01:49:54,622 --> 01:49:57,633 and they fall apart. Like relationships. 1712 01:49:58,591 --> 01:50:02,758 When I was 7, I made a laddoo for the first time with my grandma. 1713 01:50:03,341 --> 01:50:06,424 From that day on making laddoos has made me happy. 1714 01:50:08,968 --> 01:50:09,758 What is it? 1715 01:50:10,383 --> 01:50:11,799 It's just so inspiring. 1716 01:50:12,466 --> 01:50:16,174 You're as passionate about your work as ever. And ambitious. 1717 01:50:16,361 --> 01:50:17,883 In that sense, we're so alike. 1718 01:50:21,390 --> 01:50:26,258 Your idea for the ad was good. Thank you. 1719 01:50:26,489 --> 01:50:27,758 No, please, don't thank me. 1720 01:50:28,008 --> 01:50:30,049 No, no. You deserve to be thanked. 1721 01:50:30,383 --> 01:50:34,008 You're our guest for just a few days, yet you've been so helpful. 1722 01:50:36,331 --> 01:50:37,508 You deserve a thank you. 1723 01:50:39,861 --> 01:50:40,841 Pardon? 1724 01:50:42,633 --> 01:50:45,424 You and I are not alike. 1725 01:50:46,950 --> 01:50:48,383 Nor will we ever be. 1726 01:50:50,029 --> 01:50:54,424 For you, you come first. For me, the family does. 1727 01:50:56,008 --> 01:50:58,966 You can make the ad or a laddoo, 1728 01:50:59,424 --> 01:51:01,383 you can't make ties with this family. 1729 01:51:08,758 --> 01:51:11,633 Who told you family isn't important to me? 1730 01:51:12,799 --> 01:51:16,758 Family and relationships are equally important for a career woman. 1731 01:51:17,424 --> 01:51:18,758 Who knows that better than you? 1732 01:51:19,447 --> 01:51:22,966 Your empire is even named after you: "Dhanlakshmi Sweets". 1733 01:51:24,457 --> 01:51:26,466 And about making lasting ties, 1734 01:51:26,674 --> 01:51:28,883 where hearts are one, ties will be made too. 1735 01:51:30,591 --> 01:51:32,924 Because the heart heeds no one. 1736 01:51:38,470 --> 01:51:39,107 Game on! 1737 01:51:39,292 --> 01:51:40,975 Rani, Rani! I am Rani 1738 01:51:41,199 --> 01:51:42,967 The girl who knows it all 1739 01:51:43,087 --> 01:51:47,099 Argue and you'll look foolishly small 1740 01:51:47,612 --> 01:51:49,217 Do you think you can beat me? 1741 01:51:49,527 --> 01:51:51,216 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1742 01:51:51,451 --> 01:51:53,064 Do you think you can beat me? 1743 01:51:53,335 --> 01:51:54,902 Don't you know I'm the queen bee? 1744 01:52:16,008 --> 01:52:17,799 A tsunami of tweets. 1745 01:52:18,258 --> 01:52:21,633 The shares are up and up. Number one viral trend all India! 1746 01:52:22,341 --> 01:52:23,966 And all thanks to you. 1747 01:52:24,732 --> 01:52:28,383 Without you, Dhanlakshmi Sweets would've turned bitter. 1748 01:52:28,933 --> 01:52:30,758 Just see what the press is saying: 1749 01:52:31,216 --> 01:52:35,466 "Dhanlakshmi make a powerful and progressive statement in new ad. " 1750 01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:39,841 I understand what 'powerful' is. But what is 'progressive'? 1751 01:52:43,258 --> 01:52:46,216 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 1752 01:52:46,462 --> 01:52:49,799 Let's celebrate! 1753 01:52:50,424 --> 01:52:53,258 We're going to celebrate at Vicky and Minty's sangeet. 1754 01:52:54,410 --> 01:52:56,605 Sister is getting married 1755 01:52:56,878 --> 01:52:59,891 Sister is getting married 1756 01:53:06,094 --> 01:53:08,341 Sister is getting married 1757 01:53:08,674 --> 01:53:11,049 Valcome, Chatterjees. The original families are here. 1758 01:53:11,169 --> 01:53:13,924 Aunty, I know you miss me. Hi, Rani. 1759 01:53:14,549 --> 01:53:16,322 - How I look? You like? - Very good. 1760 01:53:16,442 --> 01:53:19,674 Let's say hallo to my family. 1761 01:53:20,674 --> 01:53:22,049 The Chatterjees are here. 1762 01:53:22,458 --> 01:53:24,924 Grandpa, the Chatterjees are here. 1763 01:53:26,591 --> 01:53:27,591 Namaste. 1764 01:53:28,815 --> 01:53:30,549 Kanwal-ji, how are you? 1765 01:53:31,174 --> 01:53:32,966 You came, Jamini. 1766 01:53:40,216 --> 01:53:41,508 I'll be right back. 1767 01:53:44,258 --> 01:53:46,216 Let me show them to their seats. 1768 01:53:48,798 --> 01:53:50,466 No problem. We're all family. 1769 01:53:50,591 --> 01:53:53,883 You'll sit near the cooler. I'm sending over a waiter. 1770 01:53:54,496 --> 01:53:57,724 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1771 01:53:58,011 --> 01:54:00,849 I'd gone away for 12 years, when I came back I brought a car. 1772 01:54:00,969 --> 01:54:02,501 Let's start the party 1773 01:54:03,108 --> 01:54:05,343 Grandma Dhanlakshmi! 1774 01:54:06,008 --> 01:54:08,633 - Granny, please! - Why are they after her? 1775 01:54:09,216 --> 01:54:12,162 Granny, dance with us! 1776 01:54:12,282 --> 01:54:13,929 Granny, dance with us! 1777 01:54:14,049 --> 01:54:16,258 Granny, Granny, Granny. 1778 01:54:27,312 --> 01:54:30,466 Look, I don't know how to dance. I'm sorry. 1779 01:54:30,841 --> 01:54:33,674 But there's a great artist here today, 1780 01:54:33,958 --> 01:54:36,799 if he dances for us, it will be our honour. 1781 01:54:37,591 --> 01:54:42,716 Calcutta's famous dancer, Mr. Chandon Chatterjee. 1782 01:54:43,258 --> 01:54:44,383 Come! 1783 01:54:54,341 --> 01:54:55,883 Sir, please come to the stage. 1784 01:54:56,174 --> 01:54:56,799 One second. 1785 01:54:56,924 --> 01:54:58,341 Papa, this isn't right. 1786 01:54:58,633 --> 01:55:01,258 Come, please come onto the stage. 1787 01:55:03,263 --> 01:55:05,799 A big round of applause 1788 01:55:06,216 --> 01:55:08,591 to welcome on stage, Chandon-ji! 1789 01:55:10,633 --> 01:55:12,716 Long live our Chandon uncle! 1790 01:55:15,624 --> 01:55:17,424 Wonderful! 1791 01:55:19,174 --> 01:55:22,424 Dhanlakshmi-ji, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1792 01:55:23,302 --> 01:55:25,258 What an opportunity! What a great audience. 1793 01:55:26,957 --> 01:55:29,258 Nothing could please an artist more. 1794 01:55:31,549 --> 01:55:32,424 Come on. 1795 01:55:32,549 --> 01:55:34,508 What music can you play to dance the Kathak? 1796 01:55:34,633 --> 01:55:39,258 The Kathak? You're a Bengali, so a 'Devdas' song is a must. 1797 01:55:41,384 --> 01:55:44,513 - DJ, play a song from 'Devdas'. - So typical. 1798 01:55:44,633 --> 01:55:48,987 Another big round of applause for Chandon-ji! 1799 01:56:25,827 --> 01:56:29,606 Two and a half evenings have stopped, have stopped, have stopped 1800 01:56:29,726 --> 01:56:33,592 Two and a half evenings have stopped, and you playfully kissed me 1801 01:56:34,310 --> 01:56:37,237 You playfully kissed me, you playfully kissed me 1802 01:56:37,357 --> 01:56:41,115 My scarf slipped away from my head, went away, went away 1803 01:56:41,235 --> 01:56:46,518 My scarf slipped away from my head, sliding, sliding, sliding 1804 01:56:49,088 --> 01:56:55,877 Why do you tease and provoke me, making my heart dance 1805 01:56:56,874 --> 01:57:00,273 Why do you tease and provoke me 1806 01:57:22,184 --> 01:57:23,744 What kind of dance is this? 1807 01:58:00,076 --> 01:58:00,977 Uncle... 1808 01:58:03,334 --> 01:58:06,223 I... wanted to say sorry. 1809 01:58:09,169 --> 01:58:10,306 It's OK. 1810 01:58:13,390 --> 01:58:14,723 I'm used to it. 1811 01:58:16,723 --> 01:58:18,515 The first time 1812 01:58:19,929 --> 01:58:21,848 I told my father 1813 01:58:22,879 --> 01:58:25,098 I wanted to learn Kathak, 1814 01:58:25,988 --> 01:58:27,806 he made fun of me too. 1815 01:58:29,300 --> 01:58:32,681 When I insisted, he got furious. 1816 01:58:34,765 --> 01:58:36,223 He even hit... 1817 01:58:41,116 --> 01:58:43,181 When I joined Kathak classes, 1818 01:58:44,790 --> 01:58:48,265 I was the only male student there. 1819 01:58:50,503 --> 01:58:54,515 All my friends became engineers and doctors. 1820 01:58:56,336 --> 01:59:00,348 I told everyone I was going to be a professional Kathak dancer. 1821 01:59:04,255 --> 01:59:07,640 They made so much fun of me behind my back, saying 1822 01:59:08,986 --> 01:59:11,473 "That bloody loser. " 1823 01:59:14,982 --> 01:59:16,348 I won't lie. 1824 01:59:16,860 --> 01:59:18,765 It makes a difference. 1825 01:59:20,348 --> 01:59:24,890 I'm a human being... it's hurtful. 1826 01:59:27,876 --> 01:59:31,973 But I never ever thought of giving up dancing. 1827 01:59:33,890 --> 01:59:34,598 Know why? 1828 01:59:37,390 --> 01:59:39,098 Because my mother 1829 01:59:40,681 --> 01:59:42,348 always stood by me. 1830 01:59:47,556 --> 01:59:49,133 She said: 1831 01:59:49,515 --> 01:59:55,348 "Son, talent has no gender. " 1832 02:00:01,806 --> 02:00:03,348 And I live by that. 1833 02:00:15,390 --> 02:00:18,015 I've messed up so badly. 1834 02:00:19,299 --> 02:00:21,270 I stand here before you, 1835 02:00:21,390 --> 02:00:24,556 if I'm to blame for anything else, tell me. 1836 02:00:25,008 --> 02:00:28,390 Why use swear words that insult women? What misogyny! 1837 02:00:28,510 --> 02:00:30,681 So I can't swear now? 1838 02:00:30,997 --> 02:00:34,805 Aunty, I'm from Delhi. How can I not swear? 1839 02:00:35,710 --> 02:00:36,965 What times we live in! 1840 02:00:37,085 --> 02:00:39,390 Can't call fat people 'fat. ' Can't call Black people 'black. ' 1841 02:00:39,515 --> 02:00:42,723 Can't call the old, 'old. ' Scared to open my mouth. 1842 02:00:42,967 --> 02:00:45,151 Can I call Chinese food 'Chinese'? 1843 02:00:46,563 --> 02:00:48,806 What if I'm ordering Chinese, what do I say? 1844 02:00:48,926 --> 02:00:52,056 Should I say? "Yes, sir. The place right of Himanchal. 1845 02:00:52,176 --> 02:00:54,890 "Our neighbour! The Corona guys. 1846 02:00:55,015 --> 02:00:56,931 "Yes, I want a Crispy Chicken. " 1847 02:00:58,681 --> 02:01:01,181 Now you'll say, I can't say 'Corona guys'. 1848 02:01:03,640 --> 02:01:06,265 Since I was a small boy, my grandma said: 1849 02:01:06,390 --> 02:01:08,931 "Drinking tea darkens the skin. " 1850 02:01:09,254 --> 02:01:10,890 Now I realise this is racist. 1851 02:01:11,390 --> 02:01:14,640 No one told me some swear words are missaaginy. 1852 02:01:14,914 --> 02:01:18,515 They didn't tell me calling my sister 'Golu' was fat-shaming. 1853 02:01:19,107 --> 02:01:20,723 Talking like that felt normal. 1854 02:01:21,515 --> 02:01:23,348 Never thought it was wrong. 1855 02:01:23,649 --> 02:01:26,973 Never knew I'd be hurting someone if I used such words. 1856 02:01:30,176 --> 02:01:31,223 Tell me. 1857 02:01:31,769 --> 02:01:35,098 What would you call the words you've used to describe me? 1858 02:01:36,056 --> 02:01:39,681 Rocky doesn't know how to turn on the gas stove. Whattey shame! 1859 02:01:39,885 --> 02:01:43,056 Rocky doesn't know men can also go bra shopping. Whattey shame! 1860 02:01:43,176 --> 02:01:46,056 Rocky doesn't know men can dance Kathak. Whattey shame! 1861 02:01:46,344 --> 02:01:48,348 And what's the biggest shame? 1862 02:01:48,603 --> 02:01:53,098 Rocky doesn't know English. Whattebad! Whatteworst! 1863 02:01:54,390 --> 02:01:56,181 All confirmed, he's cancelled. 1864 02:01:59,725 --> 02:02:01,973 I'm no one to talk. But I will say, 1865 02:02:02,255 --> 02:02:05,598 if we keep cancelling each other, 1866 02:02:05,723 --> 02:02:08,223 we'll never learn anything in life. 1867 02:02:11,083 --> 02:02:15,348 I thought if I came here, I could win your hearts. But what's with you all? 1868 02:02:15,473 --> 02:02:18,598 No one will hug me, or touch me. 1869 02:02:18,723 --> 02:02:20,723 You laugh at the way I speak. 1870 02:02:20,843 --> 02:02:23,974 You're ashamed to introduce me to your friends. 1871 02:02:25,627 --> 02:02:27,892 You think I'm blind to your attitude? 1872 02:02:28,256 --> 02:02:30,723 That I can't feel? That it doesn't hurt? 1873 02:02:35,989 --> 02:02:40,515 How can you shame me? I'm so ashamed of myself anyway. 1874 02:02:41,583 --> 02:02:43,056 And especially today. 1875 02:02:43,993 --> 02:02:45,015 Uncle, 1876 02:02:46,746 --> 02:02:49,806 by God, I'm touched by the things you said. 1877 02:02:51,297 --> 02:02:54,130 Did you know dancing makes me happy too? 1878 02:02:55,857 --> 02:02:59,339 But I don't have the guts to dance in front of my family. 1879 02:03:01,008 --> 02:03:03,219 My father has a problem with me dancing. 1880 02:03:03,452 --> 02:03:05,297 I could never challenge him. 1881 02:03:07,740 --> 02:03:12,339 I have never fought for my own happiness. I'm a big loser. 1882 02:03:16,054 --> 02:03:19,005 I respect you deeply, uncle. 1883 02:03:21,045 --> 02:03:22,339 I'm sorry. 1884 02:03:29,863 --> 02:03:32,589 You gave me a place in your home. 1885 02:03:34,880 --> 02:03:36,172 Thanks a lot. 1886 02:03:41,298 --> 02:03:42,255 God bless. 1887 02:03:42,948 --> 02:03:44,005 Rocky. 1888 02:03:56,927 --> 02:03:58,047 Won't you give me a hug? 1889 02:04:00,553 --> 02:04:01,297 Cuddle? 1890 02:04:22,839 --> 02:04:24,880 Baba! You OK? I've been calling you for hours. 1891 02:04:25,422 --> 02:04:26,214 Baba, 1892 02:04:27,394 --> 02:04:30,422 I think I should come home. I don't think this is working. 1893 02:04:31,815 --> 02:04:34,839 No, Rani. You must stay there. 1894 02:04:35,130 --> 02:04:37,624 Baba, how? They were making fun of you. 1895 02:04:38,643 --> 02:04:42,464 Forget that. Rocky was too. That's not OK, Baba. 1896 02:04:44,194 --> 02:04:45,214 Didn't we laugh at Rocky? 1897 02:04:46,383 --> 02:04:47,547 Didn't you? 1898 02:04:49,172 --> 02:04:51,922 He isn't perfect, neither are we. 1899 02:04:54,048 --> 02:04:56,255 You think love is perfect, Rani? 1900 02:04:57,124 --> 02:04:58,089 Well? 1901 02:05:01,804 --> 02:05:06,089 From this body of mine 1902 02:05:07,251 --> 02:05:10,895 Veiling the soul and spirit 1903 02:05:12,672 --> 02:05:17,255 A punishment? Or a blessing? 1904 02:05:18,372 --> 02:05:21,214 Are these stories of love 1905 02:05:22,338 --> 02:05:25,672 OK, students! Ready? 1906 02:05:41,646 --> 02:05:45,268 - To show respect we bow mid-way. - But respect must be all the way. 1907 02:05:45,388 --> 02:05:49,729 O crazy one! 1908 02:05:50,437 --> 02:05:55,181 - O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine - Come on, let's start. 1909 02:05:55,892 --> 02:06:00,036 O crazy one! 1910 02:06:01,350 --> 02:06:05,712 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1911 02:06:07,226 --> 02:06:11,113 You lose yourself in love 1912 02:06:12,746 --> 02:06:16,662 Never to be found again 1913 02:06:17,500 --> 02:06:20,560 I'm learning how to make an Americano from YouTube. 1914 02:06:20,826 --> 02:06:23,297 You chose a cage over the open sky 1915 02:06:23,573 --> 02:06:27,130 Refusing the chance to break free 1916 02:06:28,170 --> 02:06:30,545 Why are you so obsessed with crypto? 1917 02:06:30,856 --> 02:06:32,004 You'll make a profit... 1918 02:06:34,212 --> 02:06:35,670 I'll call you back... 1919 02:06:36,127 --> 02:06:38,504 How long will you trade in secret, Gayatri? 1920 02:06:39,288 --> 02:06:42,045 You're so good. Do it professionally. 1921 02:06:42,996 --> 02:06:44,254 - Professionally? - Yes. 1922 02:06:45,154 --> 02:06:46,212 Impossible. 1923 02:06:46,656 --> 02:06:48,795 Gayatri, it's time you gain confidence. 1924 02:06:49,693 --> 02:06:51,655 And if you need any help, I'm here. OK? 1925 02:06:51,775 --> 02:06:56,212 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1926 02:06:56,332 --> 02:06:59,888 O crazy one! 1927 02:07:01,771 --> 02:07:04,842 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1928 02:07:04,962 --> 02:07:06,754 Here it comes. 1929 02:07:08,043 --> 02:07:09,254 One more... 1930 02:07:10,137 --> 02:07:11,397 Enough, Rani. 1931 02:07:11,727 --> 02:07:12,837 He remembers your name? 1932 02:07:13,281 --> 02:07:14,462 He uses it sometimes. 1933 02:07:15,589 --> 02:07:19,237 - He hasn't called my name in years. - Will you feed him? 1934 02:07:19,419 --> 02:07:23,011 Ignoring yourself, you heed the other 1935 02:07:23,131 --> 02:07:27,739 Is this love? Or a blunder? 1936 02:07:28,402 --> 02:07:33,864 If this is a blessing, then why the punishment? 1937 02:07:33,984 --> 02:07:38,369 A moment's attachment 1938 02:07:39,516 --> 02:07:43,761 Will make you sleepless forever 1939 02:07:44,772 --> 02:07:49,334 Heed the words of the selfish 1940 02:07:50,834 --> 02:07:55,353 Who find the goal they seek 1941 02:07:56,430 --> 02:07:59,841 The easy way was never your way 1942 02:08:01,744 --> 02:08:05,570 If the world curses, let it curse 1943 02:08:07,294 --> 02:08:11,134 Never count your suffering 1944 02:08:12,098 --> 02:08:15,901 So have your way 1945 02:08:17,689 --> 02:08:21,741 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1946 02:08:34,911 --> 02:08:36,658 Straight from the heart! 1947 02:08:41,010 --> 02:08:47,013 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1948 02:08:47,890 --> 02:08:54,129 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1949 02:08:54,805 --> 02:08:58,061 Walk alone, walk alone 1950 02:09:00,482 --> 02:09:06,028 If they do not heed your call, walk alone 1951 02:09:14,910 --> 02:09:17,406 Rani has become so close to Papa-ji. 1952 02:09:17,647 --> 02:09:19,412 He listens only to her now. 1953 02:09:20,118 --> 02:09:22,122 I am a stranger to him. 1954 02:09:23,587 --> 02:09:27,064 You weren't permitted to show him that you cared for him. 1955 02:09:27,289 --> 02:09:31,269 O crazy one 1956 02:09:32,737 --> 02:09:36,236 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 1957 02:09:38,692 --> 02:09:43,408 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1958 02:09:44,147 --> 02:09:46,182 O crazy one 1959 02:09:49,555 --> 02:09:54,509 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1960 02:09:55,051 --> 02:09:57,521 O crazy one 1961 02:10:00,503 --> 02:10:05,728 Go, fall in love if you must. Be stubborn if you must 1962 02:10:05,848 --> 02:10:08,018 O crazy one 1963 02:10:11,281 --> 02:10:16,331 In love you will find you'll be left with nothing 1964 02:10:16,748 --> 02:10:18,760 O crazy one 1965 02:10:31,630 --> 02:10:33,960 - Talent Contest, wild card entry! - What? 1966 02:10:34,178 --> 02:10:37,835 I took a chance and videoed you the other day. You've been selected! 1967 02:10:38,590 --> 02:10:40,749 Your audition is on Saturday at 7. See? 1968 02:10:45,635 --> 02:10:46,710 What's wrong? 1969 02:10:47,872 --> 02:10:49,377 How dare you? 1970 02:10:51,002 --> 02:10:53,044 - I thought you'd be happy. - Happy? 1971 02:10:53,523 --> 02:10:56,044 You can be a rebel. But do you want me hung? 1972 02:10:56,381 --> 02:10:57,419 What do you want? 1973 02:10:57,647 --> 02:10:59,044 I don't want anything, I... 1974 02:11:00,547 --> 02:11:01,794 Actually, that's a lie. 1975 02:11:03,031 --> 02:11:06,835 I want you to show yourself the love and respect you show others. 1976 02:11:07,579 --> 02:11:10,037 Give yourself a chance to be happy. 1977 02:11:10,162 --> 02:11:14,871 Don't be a symbol of weakness but strength for Gayatri. 1978 02:11:14,996 --> 02:11:16,412 That's what I want. 1979 02:11:17,871 --> 02:11:22,954 Ma, the Rana Mart owners are coming to see me on Saturday. 1980 02:11:24,339 --> 02:11:27,191 Grandma says they've approved my full length photographs. 1981 02:11:27,454 --> 02:11:28,662 And what did you say? 1982 02:11:32,582 --> 02:11:34,741 This is called a spine. 1983 02:11:34,997 --> 02:11:37,621 You can't buy one. You must use the one you have. 1984 02:11:45,537 --> 02:11:48,079 Ah, here's the tea. And so is Golu. 1985 02:11:48,912 --> 02:11:50,037 Come, child. 1986 02:11:52,121 --> 02:11:56,329 Yashpal Rana's younger brother, Gopal Rana. Rana and Rana. 1987 02:11:58,037 --> 02:11:59,046 Some tea? 1988 02:11:59,308 --> 02:12:01,371 We're not here to drink tea. 1989 02:12:02,079 --> 02:12:04,162 We've come to see the girl. 1990 02:12:04,662 --> 02:12:07,121 Well, my little Rana! You like her? 1991 02:12:07,996 --> 02:12:09,190 Like her? 1992 02:12:11,121 --> 02:12:12,162 He's shy. 1993 02:12:13,412 --> 02:12:14,954 We like your daughter. 1994 02:12:15,454 --> 02:12:16,391 Congrats! 1995 02:12:17,746 --> 02:12:20,121 We wanted a plumpy girl like her. 1996 02:12:21,329 --> 02:12:22,946 Why keep it from you? 1997 02:12:23,162 --> 02:12:26,579 Yashpal's first wife was Miss Noida. 1998 02:12:27,162 --> 02:12:30,986 The whole neighbourhood eyed her up, and she eyed them back. 1999 02:12:31,954 --> 02:12:33,371 Divorced in two months. 2000 02:12:34,662 --> 02:12:37,204 That's why we like your girl. 2001 02:12:38,537 --> 02:12:41,329 So we don't make the same mistake twice. 2002 02:12:42,787 --> 02:12:43,746 Well, child? 2003 02:12:43,871 --> 02:12:45,334 Any hobbies? 2004 02:12:45,454 --> 02:12:50,450 Cooking, cleaning, embroidery, painting... ? 2005 02:12:50,797 --> 02:12:52,454 Answer the question, Golu. 2006 02:12:57,467 --> 02:12:59,204 - Yes, singing. - Singing? 2007 02:13:00,204 --> 02:13:00,954 Since when? 2008 02:13:01,204 --> 02:13:04,287 If you don't mind, can I sing for you? 2009 02:13:04,529 --> 02:13:07,996 Sing! Join in the rhythm! 2010 02:13:08,121 --> 02:13:09,037 Yes. 2011 02:13:17,693 --> 02:13:22,454 Why do you cover your face with that long veil? 2012 02:13:22,871 --> 02:13:27,079 Girl, did you bring shame on us? 2013 02:13:27,787 --> 02:13:31,329 My brother-in-law was sleeping on the roof terrace 2014 02:13:31,537 --> 02:13:35,857 I thought it was you and lay down beside him 2015 02:13:36,769 --> 02:13:39,829 Mr. Rana, forgive me 2016 02:13:40,423 --> 02:13:42,746 I made a little mistake 2017 02:13:42,940 --> 02:13:46,425 Gupchup. Gupchup. Gupchup. 2018 02:13:50,185 --> 02:13:51,327 You insolent girl! 2019 02:13:52,162 --> 02:13:55,448 You're behind what happened today. You! 2020 02:13:56,162 --> 02:13:58,662 It wasn't Golu, it was her. 2021 02:13:59,256 --> 02:14:00,912 - It was me. - Golu... 2022 02:14:01,037 --> 02:14:02,329 My name is not Golu. 2023 02:14:02,996 --> 02:14:04,996 My name is Gayatri. Gayatri! 2024 02:14:06,165 --> 02:14:07,927 I put on 20 kilos, 2025 02:14:08,204 --> 02:14:10,704 and you made me lose all my self-respect. 2026 02:14:11,354 --> 02:14:14,620 Did you ever wonder why my words come out wrong? 2027 02:14:14,787 --> 02:14:17,292 Why I can't speak properly? Why call me "Golu"? 2028 02:14:17,412 --> 02:14:19,537 Why "Golu?" Ever thought about it? 2029 02:14:21,316 --> 02:14:23,746 All this is because of you. 2030 02:14:24,121 --> 02:14:29,075 You think I'm round like a Dhanlakshmi ladoo, ready to sell. 2031 02:14:31,162 --> 02:14:33,246 It's enough. More than enough! 2032 02:14:37,061 --> 02:14:39,330 I'm going to work at India Now Network. 2033 02:14:40,079 --> 02:14:43,662 And I'll marry, if and when I feel like it. 2034 02:14:43,787 --> 02:14:47,412 Given my legacy, marriage seems impossible, to be honest. 2035 02:14:49,801 --> 02:14:50,829 My respects. 2036 02:14:54,287 --> 02:14:55,371 Seven o'clock! 2037 02:14:56,669 --> 02:14:57,871 Seven o'clock! 2038 02:15:00,371 --> 02:15:01,204 It's seven! 2039 02:15:06,027 --> 02:15:07,079 It's seven! 2040 02:15:08,218 --> 02:15:09,079 What's going on? 2041 02:15:15,496 --> 02:15:18,287 Aunty. Aunty, one second. 2042 02:15:23,076 --> 02:15:24,152 All the best! 2043 02:15:34,996 --> 02:15:36,746 Poonam, I'm getting late. 2044 02:15:36,871 --> 02:15:38,871 - Listen, please. - Yes? 2045 02:15:38,996 --> 02:15:41,621 Rani's family organises a grand Durga Prayer every year... 2046 02:15:41,746 --> 02:15:43,621 - We are not going. - They've invited us. 2047 02:15:43,746 --> 02:15:45,121 I said we are not going. 2048 02:15:45,374 --> 02:15:49,037 If not for our sake, then for the Goddess? 2049 02:16:00,329 --> 02:16:01,996 Hail Ma Durga! 2050 02:16:02,399 --> 02:16:04,121 Hail Ma Durga! 2051 02:16:08,683 --> 02:16:12,162 Season's greetings to you all. 2052 02:16:12,450 --> 02:16:15,329 And welcome to CCAD. 2053 02:16:15,537 --> 02:16:18,537 Chittoronjon Cultural Association Durgotsav. 2054 02:16:19,341 --> 02:16:23,787 As you know, every Maha Astami we perform a dance here. 2055 02:16:24,630 --> 02:16:25,662 But not this year. 2056 02:16:26,463 --> 02:16:30,329 Today we'll deviate a little from our traditional format. 2057 02:16:30,930 --> 02:16:34,474 Breaking our anti-Bollywood stance, 2058 02:16:34,808 --> 02:16:38,141 we bring you a unique performance. 2059 02:16:46,808 --> 02:16:48,058 Go, Baba! 2060 02:16:57,266 --> 02:17:00,599 Let us dance, let us sway. 2061 02:17:19,058 --> 02:17:21,974 Let us dance, let us sway. 2062 02:17:26,418 --> 02:17:29,950 Let us dance, let us sway. 2063 02:17:33,843 --> 02:17:37,141 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2064 02:17:37,715 --> 02:17:40,910 Lightning, lightning. Let lightning strike 2065 02:17:41,191 --> 02:17:44,436 All eyes are on me. Let lightning strike 2066 02:17:44,703 --> 02:17:47,891 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2067 02:17:48,313 --> 02:17:51,425 I will tie my dancing bells to my ankles 2068 02:17:51,699 --> 02:17:55,142 And I will dance, I will rejoice 2069 02:17:55,511 --> 02:17:58,724 Let us dance, let us sway. 2070 02:18:02,823 --> 02:18:06,051 Let us dance, let us sway. 2071 02:18:41,496 --> 02:18:46,930 [Chanting] 2072 02:18:48,955 --> 02:18:54,882 [Chanting] 2073 02:18:56,436 --> 02:18:59,391 Breaking all barriers 2074 02:18:59,744 --> 02:19:02,641 Loving without reserve 2075 02:19:03,745 --> 02:19:07,328 The world can stop us, if it so desires 2076 02:19:11,098 --> 02:19:14,099 There's no shame in loving 2077 02:19:14,892 --> 02:19:17,975 No greater duty than loving 2078 02:19:18,708 --> 02:19:21,683 No one can turn against us 2079 02:19:26,114 --> 02:19:29,391 No one can match us when we dance together in step 2080 02:19:29,725 --> 02:19:32,569 Arm in arm, we'll dance the night away 2081 02:19:32,839 --> 02:19:34,766 Hear the drums play 2082 02:19:36,479 --> 02:19:39,038 Hear the drums play 2083 02:19:40,271 --> 02:19:42,623 Hear the drums play 2084 02:19:44,019 --> 02:19:46,747 Hear the drums play 2085 02:19:47,786 --> 02:19:50,874 When hearts are entwined 2086 02:19:51,561 --> 02:19:54,368 nothing can separate them again 2087 02:19:55,274 --> 02:19:57,957 Hear the drums play 2088 02:19:59,057 --> 02:20:01,495 Hear the drums play 2089 02:20:02,817 --> 02:20:05,076 Hear the drums play 2090 02:20:06,568 --> 02:20:08,708 Hear the drums play 2091 02:20:40,810 --> 02:20:44,149 Counting the days, counting the stars 2092 02:20:44,616 --> 02:20:47,340 The passionate ones 2093 02:20:52,002 --> 02:20:55,081 Counting the days, counting the stars 2094 02:20:55,807 --> 02:20:58,324 The passionate ones 2095 02:20:59,526 --> 02:21:02,899 Fly on the wind if you choose 2096 02:21:03,331 --> 02:21:06,695 With wings of dreams now pinned on you 2097 02:21:07,240 --> 02:21:11,532 Adorn yourself with every colour of the rainbow 2098 02:21:14,655 --> 02:21:18,114 Whatever you may say, luck is on your side today 2099 02:21:18,434 --> 02:21:21,020 Your face glows like the moon 2100 02:21:21,522 --> 02:21:23,303 Hear the drums play 2101 02:21:25,335 --> 02:21:27,290 Hear the drums play 2102 02:21:29,072 --> 02:21:30,957 Hear the drums play 2103 02:21:32,843 --> 02:21:34,789 Hear the drums play 2104 02:21:36,562 --> 02:21:39,468 When hearts are entwined 2105 02:21:40,298 --> 02:21:43,143 nothing can separate them again 2106 02:21:44,016 --> 02:21:46,324 Hear the drums play 2107 02:21:47,829 --> 02:21:49,878 Hear the drums play 2108 02:21:52,749 --> 02:21:56,381 [Chanting] 2109 02:22:00,247 --> 02:22:03,880 [Chanting] 2110 02:22:15,219 --> 02:22:18,445 [Chanting] 2111 02:22:52,192 --> 02:22:53,151 Papa-ji. 2112 02:22:54,643 --> 02:22:56,977 Papa-ji! You can't walk out in the middle of the prayers. 2113 02:22:57,102 --> 02:22:59,143 Rocky, you don't belong to us anymore. 2114 02:22:59,685 --> 02:23:01,727 You've become their performing monkey. 2115 02:23:02,477 --> 02:23:03,977 You want to marry into that family? 2116 02:23:05,352 --> 02:23:08,977 Her father is a shameless dancer, ready to entertain menfolk. 2117 02:23:10,174 --> 02:23:12,685 He can't control the women in his family. Her mother drinks. 2118 02:23:12,977 --> 02:23:14,810 Her grandmother is a flirt. Right? 2119 02:23:15,154 --> 02:23:19,477 Your girlfriend has no manners. Her family is totally rotten. 2120 02:23:20,733 --> 02:23:23,685 You're right. We're immoral. 2121 02:23:24,704 --> 02:23:27,102 We don't believe women are men's property. 2122 02:23:27,856 --> 02:23:29,143 Rocky, I won't speak to her. 2123 02:23:29,263 --> 02:23:31,685 We don't get our daughters married against their will. 2124 02:23:31,914 --> 02:23:34,435 - We don't stifle dreams. - Rocky, tell her! 2125 02:23:34,560 --> 02:23:36,102 We don't live in fear, we love each other. 2126 02:23:36,227 --> 02:23:37,810 Only the lucky few are immoral like us. 2127 02:23:37,935 --> 02:23:39,477 Rocky, shut her up! 2128 02:23:39,602 --> 02:23:40,935 But I'm talking. 2129 02:23:46,596 --> 02:23:49,227 You can say whatever you want, but you should listen too. 2130 02:23:52,268 --> 02:23:53,893 How dare you raise your hand? 2131 02:23:57,729 --> 02:24:00,352 - I did not... - Rani, you dare raise your hand? 2132 02:24:01,352 --> 02:24:03,310 I didn't do anything. 2133 02:24:03,893 --> 02:24:05,560 Didn't you hear what he just said? 2134 02:24:05,685 --> 02:24:07,393 He insulted my family. 2135 02:24:07,518 --> 02:24:09,810 He didn't. He was talking to me. Just me. 2136 02:24:09,935 --> 02:24:11,310 You came in between us. 2137 02:24:11,435 --> 02:24:14,893 So? I heard him. Did you want me to shut up? 2138 02:24:15,098 --> 02:24:17,352 - Like your women folk do? - Don't drag them into this. 2139 02:24:17,477 --> 02:24:20,227 When he was dragging my family into this, where were you? 2140 02:24:20,352 --> 02:24:23,393 One second. I have a problem with my father too. 2141 02:24:23,518 --> 02:24:25,560 But I thought we shouldn't argue on a festival day. 2142 02:24:25,685 --> 02:24:28,565 You told me to talk to him. So let me handle it. 2143 02:24:28,685 --> 02:24:32,185 You can't even be upfront with him, or look him in the eye. 2144 02:24:32,602 --> 02:24:35,977 I know his ways, but I ignore them, because I respect my elders. 2145 02:24:36,102 --> 02:24:37,727 Keep your phony respect. 2146 02:24:38,234 --> 02:24:41,143 They're our elders, but they still don't have the right to insult others. 2147 02:24:42,352 --> 02:24:46,268 Elders should be worthy of respect. I can't bear you humiliating my father. 2148 02:24:47,479 --> 02:24:48,560 Likewise. 2149 02:24:50,484 --> 02:24:52,935 You should not have raised your hand. 2150 02:24:54,310 --> 02:24:55,685 Your family must've taught you that. 2151 02:24:57,393 --> 02:24:59,310 And you're right. We are very different. 2152 02:25:00,393 --> 02:25:03,227 No matter how much we try, we'll always be different. 2153 02:25:07,097 --> 02:25:08,685 This difference won't end. 2154 02:25:10,717 --> 02:25:12,435 We're done now, Rocky. 2155 02:25:22,560 --> 02:25:23,685 You lied the other day. 2156 02:25:25,524 --> 02:25:27,560 Family doesn't come first for you. 2157 02:25:28,695 --> 02:25:29,602 Congrats! 2158 02:25:31,084 --> 02:25:33,810 In your house only one woman can be happy. 2159 02:25:35,924 --> 02:25:36,560 You. 2160 02:25:38,560 --> 02:25:40,143 Dhanlakshmi, my respects. 2161 02:25:48,211 --> 02:25:49,268 Can't believe you. 2162 02:25:49,393 --> 02:25:51,852 I would not have said a word, but they insulted you, father. 2163 02:25:52,060 --> 02:25:54,607 Whatever the provocation, why raise your hand? 2164 02:25:54,727 --> 02:25:56,477 I didn't. 2165 02:25:56,602 --> 02:25:58,310 You were there. You saw what happened! 2166 02:25:58,435 --> 02:26:01,143 Yes, Rani, I saw. But your father is right. 2167 02:26:01,741 --> 02:26:02,565 Just one second! 2168 02:26:02,685 --> 02:26:04,565 Of all people, you're taking Rocky's side, Ma? 2169 02:26:04,791 --> 02:26:07,435 I have no qualms in admitting that I was wrong about him. 2170 02:26:07,762 --> 02:26:09,060 Are you crazy? 2171 02:26:09,619 --> 02:26:11,518 After all, he is his father's son. 2172 02:26:11,685 --> 02:26:13,565 And his mother's. 2173 02:26:13,685 --> 02:26:17,607 - Aren't you being patriarchal now? - Yes, he's his mother's son, 2174 02:26:17,727 --> 02:26:21,227 but he never stood by his mother. As if he'd stand by me. 2175 02:26:22,685 --> 02:26:24,435 Thakuma, you understand me? 2176 02:26:24,560 --> 02:26:27,607 You said family does the backseat driving in relationships. 2177 02:26:27,727 --> 02:26:31,685 I know his family does. How will I survive? Tell me! 2178 02:26:31,922 --> 02:26:35,060 - Rocky isn't like that. - How do you know? 2179 02:26:35,470 --> 02:26:37,989 Honestly, you shouldn't be giving us advice. You cheated on grandpa. 2180 02:26:38,109 --> 02:26:39,007 Rani! 2181 02:26:42,185 --> 02:26:44,143 So I cheated! 2182 02:26:45,602 --> 02:26:49,310 I don't regret it for a minute. 2183 02:26:52,087 --> 02:26:55,879 But I do regret bottling it up 2184 02:26:57,004 --> 02:26:58,712 for all these years. 2185 02:27:02,712 --> 02:27:06,296 Your grandpa used to hit me. 2186 02:27:10,199 --> 02:27:13,087 He'd beat your father with a belt. 2187 02:27:13,503 --> 02:27:17,337 He was disgusted by his son wanting to dance. 2188 02:27:18,421 --> 02:27:20,212 He hated him. 2189 02:27:23,379 --> 02:27:26,629 You want to judge Tijori? So hear this. 2190 02:27:27,132 --> 02:27:29,962 On the surface, your grandfather looked so gentle, 2191 02:27:30,087 --> 02:27:33,671 but inside, he was another Tijori. 2192 02:27:35,337 --> 02:27:39,796 Your father is unlike his father. Just as Rocky is unlike his father. 2193 02:27:43,046 --> 02:27:47,004 The love I was showered with in those brief seven days, 2194 02:27:47,754 --> 02:27:52,421 I never got in my long years of marriage. 2195 02:27:55,421 --> 02:27:59,212 Love was not in my destiny, Rani. 2196 02:28:02,135 --> 02:28:04,421 But it is in yours. 2197 02:28:05,462 --> 02:28:10,962 Decide if you want to become a 70-year-old Jamini, 2198 02:28:11,421 --> 02:28:14,421 someone who waited for love all her life. 2199 02:28:17,629 --> 02:28:18,671 Tell me! 2200 02:28:36,087 --> 02:28:38,337 Did you hear what she said? 2201 02:28:38,546 --> 02:28:42,546 I knew she was pure trouble. 2202 02:28:43,712 --> 02:28:47,379 I'll never forget the way I was humiliated today. 2203 02:28:47,879 --> 02:28:50,171 My humiliation was even greater. 2204 02:28:50,754 --> 02:28:52,337 Hey! Switch the TV off! 2205 02:28:53,254 --> 02:28:58,296 Tijori, you saw how my husband was running after that Jamini. 2206 02:28:58,879 --> 02:29:02,046 And that Rani has spread poison in this house. 2207 02:29:02,462 --> 02:29:04,337 I said, put the TV off! 2208 02:29:06,212 --> 02:29:09,462 Pulling my veil free 2209 02:29:11,754 --> 02:29:14,754 Breaking all barriers 2210 02:29:16,754 --> 02:29:20,671 No one can stop my heart from flying 2211 02:29:21,587 --> 02:29:23,129 There it goes! 2212 02:29:29,629 --> 02:29:31,546 When did this happen? 2213 02:29:32,754 --> 02:29:34,546 She has shamed us. 2214 02:29:35,337 --> 02:29:39,587 No one can stop my heart from flying 2215 02:29:40,012 --> 02:29:42,379 There it goes! 2216 02:29:45,379 --> 02:29:48,379 Today I want to live again 2217 02:29:50,546 --> 02:29:53,504 Today I want to die again 2218 02:29:55,504 --> 02:29:58,379 Today I want to live again 2219 02:29:59,337 --> 02:30:02,587 Today I want to die again 2220 02:30:02,921 --> 02:30:04,629 You wretched woman! 2221 02:30:05,754 --> 02:30:07,754 Rocky, are you in your right mind? 2222 02:30:12,546 --> 02:30:14,212 For the first time I am, Grandma. 2223 02:30:16,337 --> 02:30:19,129 You know what I learned in their home? 2224 02:30:20,754 --> 02:30:23,754 The respect I felt for you both, 2225 02:30:26,186 --> 02:30:27,796 was not respect, but fear. 2226 02:30:30,754 --> 02:30:33,629 - I'm not scared anymore. - Talk politely to your grandma. 2227 02:30:33,754 --> 02:30:35,462 First talk politely to my mother. 2228 02:30:35,796 --> 02:30:38,754 You fool! You dare answer your father back? 2229 02:30:42,046 --> 02:30:43,004 Father? 2230 02:30:44,754 --> 02:30:47,754 A father who was not a loving son, how could he be a loving father to me? 2231 02:30:53,296 --> 02:30:54,379 You know, Papa. 2232 02:30:56,264 --> 02:31:00,379 I can't explain how much I love Rani. 2233 02:31:01,754 --> 02:31:07,421 She didn't respect you, or the elders of my family. 2234 02:31:08,962 --> 02:31:10,754 So I broke off with her. 2235 02:31:13,421 --> 02:31:17,212 I consider my mother like a goddess. 2236 02:31:19,072 --> 02:31:20,421 But you show her no respect. 2237 02:31:25,007 --> 02:31:27,004 So we must part ways. 2238 02:31:32,504 --> 02:31:36,212 I hope you enjoy your grand home, your business, 2239 02:31:37,500 --> 02:31:43,421 your wealth, your arrogance, Tijori-ji. 2240 02:31:47,671 --> 02:31:49,046 I'm leaving home. 2241 02:31:50,985 --> 02:31:53,296 My son will not leave alone. 2242 02:31:53,754 --> 02:31:54,879 Absolutely not. 2243 02:31:56,827 --> 02:31:59,296 You can't be of our blood. 2244 02:32:02,337 --> 02:32:03,462 Wrong, Grandma. 2245 02:32:06,546 --> 02:32:08,337 Your blood does run in my veins, 2246 02:32:10,462 --> 02:32:12,921 but there's no trace of you in my heart. 2247 02:32:15,671 --> 02:32:16,879 Who are you to me? 2248 02:32:19,671 --> 02:32:22,504 Blood ties and love ties are not the same. 2249 02:32:25,375 --> 02:32:27,046 Love makes relationships. 2250 02:32:30,775 --> 02:32:33,671 Such a pity you could never love. 2251 02:32:38,129 --> 02:32:40,379 So now you're all alone. 2252 02:32:46,212 --> 02:32:47,671 Now live with yourself. 2253 02:32:54,333 --> 02:32:55,171 Tijori... 2254 02:32:58,476 --> 02:32:59,254 Papa-ji. 2255 02:32:59,730 --> 02:33:00,812 Tijori... 2256 02:33:14,473 --> 02:33:16,004 Papa-ji, you took my name? 2257 02:33:18,501 --> 02:33:19,546 Tijori. 2258 02:33:20,962 --> 02:33:22,044 My son. 2259 02:33:27,171 --> 02:33:28,671 My son. 2260 02:33:31,725 --> 02:33:33,754 Never break up the family. 2261 02:33:35,046 --> 02:33:36,879 Never break up the family. 2262 02:33:38,671 --> 02:33:40,671 Never break up the family. 2263 02:33:50,043 --> 02:33:51,004 Papa-ji! 2264 02:33:51,413 --> 02:33:52,504 Papa-ji! 2265 02:33:53,587 --> 02:33:55,211 - Rocky. - Grandpa. 2266 02:33:55,331 --> 02:33:56,553 Check his pulse. 2267 02:33:56,796 --> 02:33:59,458 Get the car out! Papa-ji... 2268 02:34:00,151 --> 02:34:02,046 Grandpa's pulse is very weak. 2269 02:34:02,671 --> 02:34:04,004 Nurse! 2270 02:34:07,322 --> 02:34:08,254 Nurse! 2271 02:34:08,879 --> 02:34:09,921 Doctor! 2272 02:34:10,837 --> 02:34:11,921 Doctor! 2273 02:34:55,170 --> 02:34:56,299 Tijori! 2274 02:35:02,596 --> 02:35:08,447 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2275 02:35:08,952 --> 02:35:14,730 Parted from your Heer 2276 02:35:15,252 --> 02:35:20,904 Cry your heart out 2277 02:35:21,571 --> 02:35:26,717 Cry your heart out, Mirza 2278 02:35:27,821 --> 02:35:33,111 Parted from your Sahiba 2279 02:35:34,224 --> 02:35:36,943 Cry your heart out 2280 02:35:37,358 --> 02:35:39,940 Cry your heart out 2281 02:35:41,008 --> 02:35:44,169 The heartless spider struck 2282 02:35:44,289 --> 02:35:46,955 Spreading its poison 2283 02:35:47,439 --> 02:35:50,250 Listen to our plea, O God! 2284 02:35:50,533 --> 02:35:53,510 Show pity on lovers who are pulled apart 2285 02:35:53,776 --> 02:35:59,686 All happiness in life is nothing without my beloved 2286 02:36:00,073 --> 02:36:05,671 No prayer, no balm can heal this deep affliction 2287 02:36:06,127 --> 02:36:10,463 Swallow your youth 2288 02:36:12,130 --> 02:36:17,253 The two streams that flow from your eyes 2289 02:36:21,805 --> 02:36:25,087 Tijori, tell her to leave. 2290 02:36:28,212 --> 02:36:31,296 Let me say a last goodbye. 2291 02:36:50,976 --> 02:36:54,004 It's Jamini. 2292 02:36:56,169 --> 02:37:01,651 Made of strong clay 2293 02:37:02,601 --> 02:37:08,249 Yet hearts are made of fragile glass 2294 02:37:09,033 --> 02:37:14,027 Those who are fated to break 2295 02:37:15,237 --> 02:37:19,988 do so at your gestures 2296 02:37:22,065 --> 02:37:28,023 Lovers not fated to live as one 2297 02:37:28,857 --> 02:37:33,982 O Lord, never let them meet 2298 02:37:34,940 --> 02:37:39,857 Why take pleasure in their pain? When it is nothing to you 2299 02:37:41,129 --> 02:37:45,732 It's all a twist of fate 2300 02:37:46,893 --> 02:37:51,360 Let lovers live 2301 02:37:53,217 --> 02:37:58,449 They don't know the ways of the world 2302 02:37:58,969 --> 02:38:00,688 He was my soulmate. 2303 02:38:02,675 --> 02:38:07,397 Cry your heart out, Ranjha 2304 02:38:08,730 --> 02:38:13,192 Parted from your Heer 2305 02:38:15,433 --> 02:38:18,086 Cry your heart out 2306 02:38:20,698 --> 02:38:21,746 Poonam. 2307 02:38:23,990 --> 02:38:27,032 I know I do not deserve to be forgiven, 2308 02:38:29,987 --> 02:38:31,282 - but if you can... - No. 2309 02:38:33,930 --> 02:38:35,074 It's too late. 2310 02:38:36,407 --> 02:38:38,574 You lost the right to say sorry. 2311 02:38:39,689 --> 02:38:42,949 You aren't worthy of respect, nor is your mother. 2312 02:38:45,629 --> 02:38:48,824 She didn't respect women, despite being a woman herself. 2313 02:38:50,074 --> 02:38:51,990 What could be worse than that? 2314 02:38:53,782 --> 02:38:55,574 In raising you as the man of the house, 2315 02:38:55,699 --> 02:38:58,324 she forgot you were not only her son, 2316 02:38:59,698 --> 02:39:01,157 but also your father's son. 2317 02:39:01,282 --> 02:39:03,074 And a father to your children. 2318 02:39:04,984 --> 02:39:08,407 And you are my husband. 2319 02:39:11,144 --> 02:39:13,699 Now you're imprisoned by regret, 2320 02:39:14,907 --> 02:39:15,865 and I am free. 2321 02:39:17,574 --> 02:39:19,657 Be well in your confinement, Mr. Tijori. 2322 02:39:20,254 --> 02:39:23,865 Disrespectful woman! Is that how you talk to your husband? 2323 02:39:24,158 --> 02:39:26,324 First learn how to talk to my wife. 2324 02:39:30,865 --> 02:39:31,782 Tijori. 2325 02:39:32,990 --> 02:39:34,657 You dare shout at your mother? 2326 02:39:37,229 --> 02:39:38,532 Is this how I raised you? 2327 02:39:39,115 --> 02:39:43,324 Raised me, Mummy? You hardly did. 2328 02:39:45,750 --> 02:39:50,990 You made me an arrogant man. That arrogance is hollow. 2329 02:40:00,282 --> 02:40:01,949 You were right, Poonam. 2330 02:40:02,700 --> 02:40:04,532 I'm unworthy of forgiveness. 2331 02:40:07,865 --> 02:40:12,240 But I'll try my best to earn your forgiveness. 2332 02:40:18,074 --> 02:40:19,824 I have lost my father. 2333 02:40:21,908 --> 02:40:23,740 I don't want to lose my wife and children. 2334 02:40:29,157 --> 02:40:30,782 I will not lose them. 2335 02:40:58,521 --> 02:41:00,574 Thakuma, I'm going out... 2336 02:41:13,990 --> 02:41:15,615 We came here to apologise. 2337 02:41:16,490 --> 02:41:21,324 I'm responsible for all the problems that have come between us. 2338 02:41:23,752 --> 02:41:26,157 - Forgive me if you can. - Uncle, please. 2339 02:41:28,407 --> 02:41:31,824 I was wrong to do and say what I did. 2340 02:41:33,240 --> 02:41:36,824 I insulted our love by insulting you the other day. 2341 02:41:38,907 --> 02:41:42,907 Rocky may never forgive me, but you must, uncle. I'm really very sorry. 2342 02:41:43,032 --> 02:41:44,240 No, my dear. 2343 02:41:50,615 --> 02:41:55,240 We really want Rocky to marry into your family. 2344 02:41:57,772 --> 02:41:59,282 If you all agree... 2345 02:42:02,449 --> 02:42:03,949 ...and you agree too. 2346 02:42:04,615 --> 02:42:07,532 A heartbroken lover waits for you outside. 2347 02:42:08,670 --> 02:42:14,410 How long will you be cross with me? 2348 02:42:15,781 --> 02:42:21,456 I'll hold you close so you won't stay mad at me 2349 02:42:22,864 --> 02:42:25,611 Since the day we met 2350 02:42:26,458 --> 02:42:28,865 Since the day we met 2351 02:42:29,882 --> 02:42:32,742 I'm no longer me 2352 02:42:33,587 --> 02:42:36,182 Since the day we met 2353 02:42:37,133 --> 02:42:40,070 I'm no longer me 2354 02:42:40,580 --> 02:42:43,096 Since the day we met 2355 02:42:50,824 --> 02:42:52,574 Come, sit in my car, babe 2356 02:42:53,115 --> 02:42:55,074 Come, sit in my car, babe 2357 02:42:55,511 --> 02:42:57,585 Come, sit in my car, babe 2358 02:42:57,958 --> 02:43:00,062 Come, sit in my car, babe 2359 02:43:00,351 --> 02:43:03,740 Long drive, full speed, stopping nowhere 2360 02:43:04,824 --> 02:43:05,782 Shut up! 2361 02:43:07,396 --> 02:43:09,782 Can't you see she is emotional? 2362 02:43:21,339 --> 02:43:22,032 Hi. 2363 02:43:23,031 --> 02:43:25,490 I am dyed in your colours now. Everything is Rani Pink. 2364 02:43:26,900 --> 02:43:28,115 I'm sorry. 2365 02:43:31,214 --> 02:43:33,907 I don't know what I was thinking. I'm really sorry. 2366 02:43:35,449 --> 02:43:37,032 In love, no sorry, no thank you! 2367 02:43:38,282 --> 02:43:39,824 This is Rocky and Rani's love story. 2368 02:43:39,949 --> 02:43:42,032 Can't be brushed off like dandruff! 2369 02:43:45,907 --> 02:43:49,032 - You really are unique! - Whatever I am, I'm yours. 2370 02:43:52,615 --> 02:43:54,826 - I love you! - I love you from last life. 2371 02:44:01,990 --> 02:44:04,324 Will you kiss me? Or do I hit you? 2372 02:44:04,699 --> 02:44:05,574 One second. 2373 02:44:05,824 --> 02:44:07,824 Give us happy vibes! 2374 02:44:11,333 --> 02:44:13,946 Paths going nowhere 2375 02:44:14,066 --> 02:44:16,559 Now lead somewhere 2376 02:44:16,679 --> 02:44:19,309 You make all troubles disappear 2377 02:44:19,429 --> 02:44:21,882 You can be trouble too 2378 02:44:22,002 --> 02:44:24,292 Since the day we met 2379 02:44:24,688 --> 02:44:26,914 Since the day we met 2380 02:44:27,373 --> 02:44:29,808 I'm no longer me 2381 02:44:30,072 --> 02:44:32,254 Since the day we met 2382 02:44:32,650 --> 02:44:37,523 My heart came to flower 2383 02:44:37,995 --> 02:44:40,611 With the coming of spring 2384 02:44:40,731 --> 02:44:43,321 Since the day we met 2385 02:44:51,592 --> 02:44:56,574 At this age, my pride and self-respect won't allow me to think 2386 02:44:56,699 --> 02:44:59,574 that perhaps I was wrong. 2387 02:45:00,302 --> 02:45:03,324 So I give you this peace offering: 2388 02:45:03,907 --> 02:45:06,282 the secret laddoo recipe 2389 02:45:07,949 --> 02:45:10,240 that my grandmother gave me. 2390 02:45:11,157 --> 02:45:16,615 I trust you will not make the same mistakes that I have made. 2391 02:45:19,365 --> 02:45:21,365 Congratulations on your wedding, dear. 2392 02:45:22,282 --> 02:45:23,824 A long life to you. 2393 02:45:42,405 --> 02:45:46,824 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2394 02:45:47,879 --> 02:45:52,407 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2395 02:45:53,282 --> 02:45:57,574 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2396 02:45:58,843 --> 02:46:03,032 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2397 02:46:04,199 --> 02:46:07,949 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2398 02:46:09,638 --> 02:46:13,157 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2399 02:46:15,111 --> 02:46:18,918 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2400 02:46:29,064 --> 02:46:31,740 Childhood passes so quickly 2401 02:46:34,440 --> 02:46:37,157 Like the months of spring 2402 02:46:39,032 --> 02:46:42,490 Now your new life begins 2403 02:46:43,491 --> 02:46:47,990 In your dear husband's home 2404 02:46:50,824 --> 02:46:53,990 Feels like home to you 2405 02:46:55,388 --> 02:46:58,907 Now your new life begins 2406 02:47:00,731 --> 02:47:04,365 May the evil eye never fall on you 2407 02:47:06,148 --> 02:47:09,824 Your parents' home is full 2408 02:47:12,657 --> 02:47:15,532 Adorned with marigolds 2409 02:47:18,109 --> 02:47:20,699 Your palanquin is ready 2410 02:47:23,532 --> 02:47:26,282 Those days of your childhood 2411 02:47:27,824 --> 02:47:31,740 No one can stop them pass by 2412 02:47:33,525 --> 02:47:36,824 Now your new life begins 2413 02:47:38,832 --> 02:47:42,032 Now your new life begins 2414 02:47:45,365 --> 02:47:49,199 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2415 02:47:50,626 --> 02:47:55,407 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2416 02:47:56,203 --> 02:48:00,574 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2417 02:48:01,417 --> 02:48:05,713 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2418 02:48:07,040 --> 02:48:11,615 When you bid farewell to your parents 2419 02:48:12,557 --> 02:48:16,615 You will take their joy with you 2420 02:48:17,976 --> 02:48:22,282 Who does the birdsong awaken at dawn? 2421 02:48:23,288 --> 02:48:27,699 Who has the sun come to meet in the courtyard? 2422 02:48:29,022 --> 02:48:31,824 The feelings we kept silent in our hearts 2423 02:48:33,235 --> 02:48:37,032 Are spoken today for all to hear 2424 02:48:38,615 --> 02:48:42,490 Tell your brother all about it 2425 02:48:44,112 --> 02:48:47,990 Just how much I really love you 2426 02:48:50,824 --> 02:48:53,612 Wedding bangles on your wrists 2427 02:48:55,074 --> 02:48:59,032 Your childhood toys all gone 2428 02:49:00,870 --> 02:49:04,157 Now your new life begins 2429 02:49:07,199 --> 02:49:09,699 Childhood passes so quickly 2430 02:49:12,641 --> 02:49:15,240 Like the months of spring 2431 02:49:17,232 --> 02:49:20,615 Now your new life begins 2432 02:49:22,589 --> 02:49:25,581 Now your new life begins 2433 02:49:28,102 --> 02:49:31,208 Now your new life begins 2434 02:49:33,422 --> 02:49:37,110 Now your new life begins 2435 02:49:39,565 --> 02:49:44,118 There's the girl with stars in her eyes 2436 02:49:45,150 --> 02:49:49,107 Here she comes, the lovely bride, bringing spring with her 2437 02:49:50,726 --> 02:49:54,523 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2438 02:49:56,111 --> 02:50:00,934 The wedding music plays, tears well in every eye 2439 02:50:34,240 --> 02:50:37,939 Colourless were the days 2440 02:50:39,872 --> 02:50:43,243 Colourless were the nights 2441 02:50:45,547 --> 02:50:49,047 To my world 2442 02:50:50,211 --> 02:50:53,167 You brought colour 2443 02:50:56,681 --> 02:51:00,048 Bland were the moments 2444 02:51:02,192 --> 02:51:05,253 Lived till today 2445 02:51:07,743 --> 02:51:10,754 To my world 2446 02:51:12,432 --> 02:51:15,422 You brought life 2447 02:51:18,705 --> 02:51:21,283 Paths going nowhere 2448 02:51:21,515 --> 02:51:24,023 Now lead somewhere 2449 02:51:24,260 --> 02:51:26,950 You make all troubles disappear 2450 02:51:27,070 --> 02:51:29,680 You can be trouble too 2451 02:51:30,002 --> 02:51:34,670 Since the day we met 2452 02:51:35,578 --> 02:51:37,968 I'm no longer me 2453 02:51:38,378 --> 02:51:40,631 Since the day we met 2454 02:51:40,964 --> 02:51:44,652 My heart came to flower 2455 02:51:46,717 --> 02:51:49,295 With the coming of spring 2456 02:51:49,542 --> 02:51:54,303 Since the day we met 2457 02:51:57,901 --> 02:52:02,133 Since the day we met 2458 02:52:25,640 --> 02:52:30,027 The pages of our life were blank 2459 02:52:31,227 --> 02:52:35,065 Without love in our lives 2460 02:52:36,821 --> 02:52:41,465 Heartaches run through lines of verse 2461 02:52:42,286 --> 02:52:45,976 For those with love stories 2462 02:52:48,074 --> 02:52:51,192 There was a time in the eyes of the world 2463 02:52:51,312 --> 02:52:53,243 We had no name 2464 02:52:53,735 --> 02:52:58,060 Now they call us the eternal lovers 2465 02:52:59,362 --> 02:53:03,707 Since the day we met 2466 02:53:04,823 --> 02:53:07,602 I'm no longer me 2467 02:53:07,807 --> 02:53:09,901 Since the day we met 2468 02:53:10,472 --> 02:53:14,177 My heart came to flower 2469 02:53:16,025 --> 02:53:18,668 With the coming of spring 2470 02:53:18,951 --> 02:53:23,299 Since the day we met 2471 02:53:27,137 --> 02:53:31,826 Since the day we met 2472 02:53:52,400 --> 02:53:56,421 Since the day we met 2473 02:54:23,622 --> 02:54:28,273 O crazy one! 2474 02:54:29,188 --> 02:54:33,223 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2475 02:54:34,660 --> 02:54:39,580 O crazy one! 2476 02:54:40,221 --> 02:54:43,743 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2477 02:54:46,122 --> 02:54:49,550 How deep is your love for her? 2478 02:54:51,485 --> 02:54:54,515 Have you ever asked yourself? 2479 02:54:57,008 --> 02:55:01,244 When selfishness has no hold over you 2480 02:55:02,479 --> 02:55:05,443 Only then can you truly love 2481 02:55:07,443 --> 02:55:09,547 Heed my words 2482 02:55:10,118 --> 02:55:12,301 Heed my words 2483 02:55:12,871 --> 02:55:16,778 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2484 02:55:18,281 --> 02:55:22,337 O crazy one! 2485 02:55:23,780 --> 02:55:27,792 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2486 02:55:29,684 --> 02:55:34,117 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2487 02:55:35,173 --> 02:55:38,894 O crazy one! 2488 02:55:40,583 --> 02:55:45,350 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2489 02:55:46,059 --> 02:55:49,616 O crazy one! 2490 02:55:53,798 --> 02:55:58,293 Forget stubbornness. Forget conditions 2491 02:55:59,211 --> 02:56:03,130 All is endured in love 2492 02:56:04,583 --> 02:56:08,864 That's the heartless learn to love 2493 02:56:10,093 --> 02:56:13,884 A little distance is not a bad thing 2494 02:56:15,615 --> 02:56:18,755 Love s fragrance spreads from away 2495 02:56:20,971 --> 02:56:24,974 Without you, my story is incomplete 2496 02:56:26,943 --> 02:56:30,849 Who says lovers are united forever 2497 02:56:32,388 --> 02:56:35,333 Where is this written? 2498 02:56:37,922 --> 02:56:41,267 When our worlds become one 2499 02:56:43,411 --> 02:56:46,421 Then your love will be complete 2500 02:56:48,338 --> 02:56:51,561 Come into his arms 2501 02:56:53,866 --> 02:56:57,366 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2502 02:56:59,248 --> 02:57:03,173 O crazy one! 2503 02:57:04,651 --> 02:57:08,671 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2504 02:57:32,109 --> 02:57:37,393 We always pray for what we do not have 2505 02:57:37,653 --> 02:57:42,055 This is your fault 2506 02:57:43,205 --> 02:57:48,023 Why behave indifferently towards those you love? 2507 02:57:48,316 --> 02:57:53,271 Why do such a thing? Tell me. 2508 02:57:53,981 --> 02:57:59,153 Your disregard worries me 2509 02:58:00,069 --> 02:58:04,575 You're either a character in your own life or someone else's 2510 02:58:04,695 --> 02:58:06,955 Now you choose 2511 02:58:07,409 --> 02:58:09,574 Now you choose 2512 02:58:10,116 --> 02:58:14,129 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2513 02:58:15,505 --> 02:58:20,123 O crazy one! 2514 02:58:21,039 --> 02:58:25,148 O crazy one! O naïve heart of mine 2515 02:58:26,982 --> 02:58:31,808 In exchange of her smile grant me a thousand tears 2516 02:58:32,343 --> 02:58:36,036 O crazy one! 2517 02:58:37,775 --> 02:58:43,215 True love demands this condition. Why question it? 2518 02:58:43,335 --> 02:58:47,047 O crazy one! 276416