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Too many people!

You think your idea will work?

Let's try!

Alright! Just because of you, I try

Step aside!

Step aside, give way!

Give way please...

Who are they?

What are you two doing?

Go and get some people to help, hurry up!

Give way, give way...

Go!

May, may, don't be afraid!

What are you doing?

Take it easy, will you?

George, come & rescue me, quick!

Don't pull me! I'll make you fall!

Stop! Where are you taking me to?

Go away, let me go! George, help me!

George, be careful, be careful please

sorry, I learned it from the advertisement

what you try to do?

Goodbye! Finished!

George, come on!

Stop it, you guys, let me go...

Damn it, shit! Stop!

What's the matter?

Out of gas!

Stupid you! Out of gas at this moment?

How can I know is that far away?

So I only fill in a little gas

I'm here! Help me!

King Kong, she's been saying "lok" all day long

really what does "lok" mean in thai?

How can I know what it means, she is "loking" again

too bad, too bad, the gas is out!

To low gear, quick!

Shit, no more gas, how can I start again?

They're coming, king Kong, what shall we do?

What a scene! So many soldiers & horses now

I go to get the horse, you stay here no matter what

what for?

I am giving away, quick

hold it! Tie her up

king Kong, you said you were best at handling women!

You settle her down

I'm busy, let's fix the force first

where are you taking me to? Let me go!

Move, move

More exciting than "Ben hui"

right, right!

You stop it!

Hurry up!

Hurry up...

Where are you taking me to?

Come on help me! Help me!

King Kong, hold her tight!

Don't let her push me again!

Or else we'll drop into the water

alright!

Quiet! Your husband mr zoombut

he paid us to save you

your husband paid us to save you!

Mr zoombut is not my husband

he paid my mother a lot of money to get me

so, I went away with my boyfriend to get marry

Everything's fine

come on, girl, go...

Bald, we've made a mistake

her mother forced her to marry an old man

she eloped with her boyfriend for marriage

what did you say?

This kind of money

how can we the "best partner" earn?

Are you bullshiting?

You better send he home first!

Are you crazy? Send her home?

I want the balance of the payment

I sent my police wife & bald kid to emigrate

if I lose this balance

the balance is for them to buy the house

don't stop me!

You break the pair

you have no heart

how can you be a hero?

I don't want to be a hero

alright, we'll rescue her someday for the groom

you better don't get mad here!

He's coming!

Excuse me, girl, follow me!

Bald, don't!

I'll go to earn money to settle for you!

You cool down!

Come on, come...

Stop!

Don't, please listen to me

yours! You, don't move

Bitch!

I bought you! Don't you ever try to elope!

You make me lose face, do you know?

If I marry you, you're lucky!

Damn you!

George, George!

Bitch, you still want to go with him?

May!

Give him a lesson! Quick!

May!

George, don't beat him!

Don't beat George!

Kill him! Kill him!

No

Don't move!

May!

Don't touch him! Go! Go... hurry up!

Move!

Go, go, hurry up, get out

I paid you money

but you have betrayed me?!

"The best partner”, I'll remember you!

Thank you

go, go...

Take your money and go to hell

why do you return him the money?

What are you doing?

Stop it, don't!

You beat me?

Stop it, bald!

Don't follow me

I never know you

The qin terracotta army and qin sword

were shipped to hk for their first exhibition there

when they arrived at the port

they were replaced during delivery

the national treasure was stden away

Brother, be careful!

What did you say?

Be carefull

oh! You've repeated ten thousand times!

You've to be careful

yes, sister

come on!

Don't be impatient, but you've to be quick!

Be quick!

Ok, everything runs smooth!

Let's check it out

yes sir!

Be quick, hurry up... come on

Let me see my Chinese excaliber!

The excaliber is mine!

It's mine! It's mine!

Good boy!

The excaliber, the excaliber...

Box!

Be carefull

Get him! Get him!

Let's split!

Let's take the photo, quick!

I make it

let's go!

Get in!

Hurry! Be quick!

Oki

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Brother! We made it!

The best partner?

Goodbye!

"We're the new best partner”

"forever new best partner”

uncle wah, good morning

what is it?

Uncle wah, the terracotta army have been stolen

I know, but you page me to come back

with whom you like me to have meeting with?

The representative of the security unit from China

uncle?

No no, he's not an uncle he's a brother!

He's the unit head

& has been studying in the us more than 10 years

in China, they call him Chinese Rambo!

Rambo?

I think it won't be an easy meeting!

Please have a seat

This is a sample of the terracotta army

the real ones have been stolen in hk

it's done by the two called "the best partner”

they even posted the photos to the press

requesting them to put on front page

uncle wah, what do you think?

It's impossible!

You know them well! Right?

Yes, but we haven't met for years

who know...

I know!

They've separated three years ago

king Kong opened up an investment co. 3 years ago

with not a soul for business

nor does he keep up physically in the last 3 years

he hasn't paid rentals for 2 years

and hasn't paid his secretary's salary for 1 year

the bald, after sending his wife & son to Canada

remained in hk to earn money

through stocks like others, got burnt

and is now hiding away from debts

in sai kung

all isn't recorded in file!

Yes, but you've shredded the pages

what can we do for you?

One thing, don't interrupt

don't let the secret out

they won't be able to get away from me!

It's easy

we hate responsibility!

But king Kong is very cunning

are you prepared?

Power!

King Kong, the end to your investment company!

The best partner, you are out of luck this time

King Kong!

I've told you

not to call me king Kong for 3 years

now I am called chow wai fatt!

Yes, brother fatt! Your breakfast

I cooked it over an hour, it's French dish

those look beautiful but not eatable

the flowers are not eatable

I know, I just smell it

use the fork please, it is more hygienic,

and romantic

ok?

I've finished eating while you're still talking

customer is coming

let me open the door

wait a second, let me dress up first

don't peep

when I am dressing

actually, you want me to peep or not?

Hey little girl

let's clarify we are employer & employee relationship

I am the boss, you are the secretary

don't link it with personal affection

you know!

You've not paid me over a year

but I've to prepare breakfast for you everyday

if it only means between employer & employee

then you better hire someone else!

You know?

I know, I know

the money I owe you

will be paid completely, thoroughly

and double to you when I get a deal

ok...

Hurry up

I go & open the door

they called me the god of stocks

all of my friends become millionaire

find your own tips if you don't believe mine

you've lost 5 billion, right? Here comes my customer

hello, welcome

just now my friend did not believe my tips

and lost 5 billion instead

about last night, are you the one did "the thing"?

I did a lot of things last night

which one do you mean?

The terracotta army!

Terracotta army! You're smart

I've been thinking about it for long, it's fashionable

what do you want me to do?

Where is the terracotta army?

In sian of course, or else it will be in Africa?

We are in investment business

let's sign a contract first

Alan, have a contract please

sir, may I've your name please

Chinese Rambo!

Chinese Rambo?

Excuse me, please!

Have a cigar first

how dare you steal the national treasure

we are all civilized people, let us be calm

wait, answer the phone fast

hello, sir!

Hello, uncle wah!

Hello, uncle wah!

Terrific! He's right before me

ask me to settle this myself? And good luck to me?

What did uncle wah say?

Good luck to me!

Don't force me to fight back!

King Kong...

Where did you hide the terracotta army?

Please check the file for me, Alan

where?

Where is the terracotta army?

Where is it?

Let go first, or else, how can I take to you?

Where is the terracotta army?

This way!

Don't press me so hard, basketball!

What?

I said you're not Chinese Rambo but a basketball

basketball?

Fine, chopping board is head

why are you so happy?

Don't you know it destroy my image?

I've never killed a man in my life

and it needs money to repair the window

speak up

where is the terracotta army?

Don't be afraid, he won't beat ladies

"Forever loyalty to my beloved country”

Excuse me, I'll take the other lift, bye!

I'll just walk!

Your big brother is up there!

I've enough! Do you want me to use force?

You two black "squid", don't force to fight with you

what did he say?

I don't know!

I say don't force me to hit you!

He says he will hit us

hit!

Do you want my life!

Too much! Indeed too much!

King Kong!

You give me a real great shock!

I've asked you not to call me king Kong!

What is it? Your creditors are after you again?

What are you saying? I'm jogging

bye!

Do you want my life? Dame, can you drive!

King Kong!

I'm not king Kong!

If not,

how can you fell so nicely?

You're right! But I'm now called ever rich

get on! Rich boy!

Inviting me to a drive?

I'm busy today

I've a meeting

are they?

Yes

goodbye!

You take me as the driver?

Sit here in front, are you afraid of me?

Afraid of you? I'm afraid of nothing!

Those who don't know you will be scared to death by you

those who know you will laugh to death!

It's impossible, we don't have time for this!

Of course impossible! Judging from your look now,

so down and out

what did you say?

It's done by "new best partner”, me & my brother

we the old best partner are still around

how can you people beat us?

The new buries the old it's time for you to retire!

What do you want?

Do you know among the

terracotta army of king chun

everyone of them is precious!

How can I know which one?

It's the sword!

One more round for me!

It's fakel

fake? They're all real!

You mistaken me,

I said the sword is fake!

What?

You? No way!

How can you get the real one? You stupid guy!

Don't go!

You just said I was not good enough, right?

Right?

I'll fight with you!

With me?

Yes

I let you start first!

Come on!

Where do you want me to hit?

If you don't move, I will!

Alright, I don't hit woman!

You surrender?

Surrender? I've just let go two women

let's fight without touching each other!

Good idea!

I say time

I say place

now!

There!

Come on...

What are you waiting for?

Of course great!

Though I haven't practice for 3 years I'm still strong!

Sir, you see the stupid guy up there!

Is he look like that king Kong who'd stolen the terracotta army?

Are you that king Kong who'd stolen the terracotta army?

Do you have any evidence?

It is on the newspaper

you believe in newspaper?

How is it now?

Ask what's his name

who are you? Are you king Kong?

Come down, let me see your ID card

you want to see my ID?

I thought you want to see my show!

I am now going up to get it for you

he seems to be king Kong!

Let's go up

he's getting away

he can't escape!

Hello, uncle wah please

uncle wah? This is king Kong!

How come so many people come for trouble?

I haven't stolen the national treasure!

Is it done by the bald and others?

Where has the bald gone to?

Uncle wah, is Hong Kong sinking?

Hold it! I've got in four!

"Red mid"

hold it

You dare to throw "red mid"? I win, a good win!

Pay me, pay me!

Uncle

you little devil, why don't you speak up earlier?

Even if I speak up, you will jump then

uncle, don't pretend to be stupid before me

actually, you are much more clever than anyone else

do I look smart?

Where is the towel?

We are relatives, why bother to pretend?

I won't tell the police

what are you saying?

Nothing! I know it from the newspaper's headline

"the best partner” is suspected of stealing the national treasure

you expect me to do such a thing?

It must be the bastard

king Kong who did it to frame me

he wants me to be dead

see girl!

They don't seem to come for debts

then they are not looking for me

why not? They are looking for you

what are they aim at then?

I think they are coming for the terracotta army

it must be king Kong who called the police

to come and arrest me

goodbye!

Don't stare stupidly at this hole

they'll know I'm hiding here!

Go!

Uncle, I'm leaving, have a good hide!

Bye!

"Ever rich investment consultant firm"

What happen to you?

Toothache!

Oh, you still look beautiful!

You must be king Kong's girl-friend!

Not exactly!

I don't think he got the luck

he's colour-blind!

Right!

Where's he?

They chased him out, oh, no!

There's no king Kong here

only "ever rich"

I know! Has he got any partner lately?

Yes! Many

any big business?

Of course! He likes big ones

he always teaches me to think big!

He always boasts

has he ever talked of against the "bald"?

You know who I'm talking about?

Of course! Right from my first day here

he's been scolding this guy for 3 years

3 years! He's not tired?

No! This's the bald!

He even wrote a song to curse the bald!

Can you sing it?

It's very nice, I sing it for you

go ahead, sing...

"His heart is like crow's, face like wolf's"

"no hair, corners on the top"!

"Memories hurt, all an anger”

"the worst partner, he's the worst partner”

"the worst partner forever, ba ba..."

Cursing me like this, no wonder I'm bad for 3 years

you bastard! Is he returning?

What did you say? It's really you bald!

Is you who make

king Kong so poor!

I hate you most, you get lost, go away!

Oh! Welcome, you look for investment consultation?

It's him!

What are you doing here?

Excuse me!

Chinese kung-fu! Hey!

Have you finished? Why do you fight here?

Go out to fight!

If not

Bastard, none of your business, don't move!

Deborah, what happen to you?

They fight among themselves! Great!

Steal the precious sword of king chun, crazy!

Everybody use guns now

what can I do with that precious sword?

It must be that bad guy

king Kong who did it

why don't you fetch him and ask?

He's most afraid of me!

Bring him here, let me make him suffer

he'll surely tell the truth!

Good!

What is it? Your guy make a mistake!

King Kong? Long time no see!

How come you're in such a state?

How dare you write a song to curse me

for 3 years?

And committed crime with others

it's on the front page!

Shut up!

Admit it because of cold! Suffer for what?

Have you two finished?

Where's the precious sword of king chun?

I've ideas! Gifts available, I've gifts to give!

It's useless to treat him like this

he knows tai-chi

and Nina ricci

if only you can take off his clothes!

He will become deadmeat

You bastard, is it not the time for you to die?

Don't touch me

what are you doing?

I'm stone cold, I can't struggle!

Let me do it myself

is it a good idea?

Mr. Albert au, I looked through Chinese history

none of the cunning Chinese ends in good!

I've never seen those partners who

betray their friends will end in good!

Oh god!

Why did you let me know this bald?

You're stupid, I'm not!

I've been suffering since we're partners

the tai chi I just demonstrated is only to divert the foreigners

and you spoil it!

What did you say? Who drags who?

You don't admit that you steal? You...?

Quiet!

No more pretence, two of you!

Where's king chun's sword? Out with it!

Hold your tongue!

We'll settle our own matters!

It's none of your business

our business, we won't lose face in front of other

right? King Kong?

Right!

These years!

Don't lose face in front of anybody!

These years, I've always been thinking of you!

Are you all right?

I'm fine!

Meeting brother bald here today

we can...

Settle everything

not for gratitude, but for revenge

there is no gratitude between us

once they're out

we should...

Think all over

our best partner's successes and failures!

Peacefully and friendly settle this problem

very friendly, because we're -

the best partner!

How is it?

Good! I admire those real friends!

I saw it first

who hit me?

You little dummy

take off your hand

what are you doing?

It's mine, I saw it first!

I saw it first, so, I should wear it!

Who said? A saw it first!

I want it!

Run over you

You've wife and child, you put it on, health is important!

You two are real good friends

no need to say!

Give it to me!

Give you what?

What?

Snatch?

Take it off!

It's cold, very cold...

You give it to me!

Give you more!

You asking too much! Man

it's warm!

Do you like it?

Yeh!

Where's that precious sword?

We'll do it again if you insist to remain silent

freeze and then defrost again!

How can I tell you? Please put us down

we'll tell you, we'll tell...

Put them down!

Big brother, it's freezing, how can we speak?

Let us have...

The clothes on first!

Give them the clothes

I hope you tell the truth this time

certainly! I come to tell you!

I've a big gift for your big brother!

I'll be right back

big big brother, foreign devil, big big big sister

I, king Kong, am different now

I'm now outstanding in finance & commerce

do I still need to steal?

I'm not like brother bald

old-fashioned and hiding from debts

alson! I never betray friends

but I tell you a secret now

that sword was stolen by brother bald & a girl

he even told me where he hide the sword

you bastard, talking at my back?

What did I say?

Do you think I don't know? How dare you?

Go! Brother bald!

Jump!

It's safe, jump won't cause death!

But we are on the bus top!

Of course, I know we are landing on the bus top

perfect timing

come on, sit down, the bus is moving

every time I've to rescue youl!

Goodbye... you're great this time

how shall we get off?

Do you know how to play horizontal bar?

No!

Let's learn now

Hey! What are you doing?

Let's go to call uncle wah

fast!

Conference room

uncle wah please answer the phone

it's brother bald

tell him I'm not in, I'm out...

Tell him I'm in the toilet...

I'm out, anyway!

He's here!

Put the line through here please!

Uncle wah!

Uncle wah, who did

let me

uncle wah, I am king Kong

someone had framed us by stealing national treasure

we are in deep trouble now

please check with transport department

this, I...

Check where the car is

I know

where is cc109 parked?

Brother, you're just unbelievable

hk is such a small place, & you cannot find the bald

remember, we'll teach him a good lesson when we find him

brother, bravo! Don't let him move!

There must be one around

you're right!

Miss, get on!

Right, I will -

it's no use to flirt me I'm not interested

I'm rather feminine now no, no, no!

Get in the car

before I've a hunch for love

now I've been through hundreds of battles

key!

Up to heaven, down to earth...

Sweet, sour, hot spicy... every taste

let's get on!

Not even you were "oriental Marilyn Monroe"!

Don't point at me, point at her!

She hasn't even flirt you, you're already insane!

Don't move! Sit tight!

Stop flirting, you!

The front wave is covered by the back ones

you'll know who covers who when you go to the fish farm

we said we had never been frightened!

You two nosey bastards, any idea?

Right! How bravo can you be?

One is too smart, one too stupid

add together, kidding only!

Enough! Still so much talking!

Let's go!

We haven't fooled enough of you damn youl!

Damn me? Hey! Watch out

our lives are precious

theirs aren't

we're the best partner

are you on my side or theirs?

Of course ours! This kind of bald

help him once more, you'll be hurt one more time

hands off! I hate people calling me bald

Sit... be careful, it's dangerous... Damn you

hands off!

Brother bald, stop beating, sit down!

You bald! Damn!

You're so rude! Don't move!

Try balancing the car by your body!

I can't stand up!

Try! Hurry up!

Damn! How could you let those 2 get away?

Boss, can't do anything now

we better leave hk with the terracotta army

I want the Chinese excaliber back

boss, it's very dangerous

what? Dangerous? No one will locate us here

but having those 2 steal the excaliber from under our nose

how am I to face the others?

I want the sword back

Sister, where are you?

Sister...

Brother, are you alright?

We're tied up

it's you two bastard again!

"Glass coffin, how to play with her"?

"Good balls, attractive"

"up and down very attractive"!

"Hey!"

I'm afraid you don't know how to fool us even you catch us

right!

I believe they can't do anything

of course!

You see the fish

every one is very big, you see, sister!

Right! Like those sashimi we ate in Japan!

How come?

Brother, don't be afraid, calm down

do you people have enough?

Enough? The game hasn't started yet!

Bastard, why do you frame us up?

I'm furious

furious?

Why you throw at me?

It's painful, very painful, very painful!

Brother, be calm!

Do you people have enough? Let us go!

That one is getting furious too!

Time to play with her!

Sister... are you alright?

I'll confess

I'll confess!

Confess now!

Brother, you tell them

they won't believe me

no, I want to hear the "pretty" say!

Where's the precious sword?

The sword is where the man is

no sword is hand, sword exists in the heart

good! Two swordsmen!

Are you going to confess or not?

After you untied us, we'll confess

alright! Untied them first

how?

Figure out this setting, you should know how to untie them!

No, I haven't!

You're always like this!

You never know how to wrap things up

let's each go to one end to get balance

and then to untie the rope, that's it?

Right! Let me, the hero, rescue the beauty!

You two be careful! Watch out!

Take it easy!

The "best partner" never fail!

Calm down!

It's too heavy on my side, go to the other side

don't come over! Go back! Don't come over!

Quiet! I'm bitten by the fish, not you!

I hurt my finger nail

lower your voice, I'm also suffering

don't loss face before others

damn you! How dare you think of this old trick!

Hurt both others & yourself

it must be those low IQ's who figure out the trick!

Sister, right?

Right!

Did you not say each one control one side?

To balance the board, instead you go for your own advantage!

Why didn't you speak up? I thought everything's fine

no wonder I'm so poor since

I'm partner with you!

Right!

They seem to be right!

Bullshit! Every time it's me who start right

and you put a bad ending!

What? Think before you speak!

You disagree? Do you remember 3 years ago?

If not you who pretended to be kind?

We won't be so poor until now, right?

It seems right!

What you two try to do? Where's the sword?

Far away as in heaven, near by as in front of your eyes

far away as in heaven?

Near by? It's must be with her sister!

Take of her clothes and search!

Right, take them off!

Don't take advantage on her!

Come on! Tell us!

Untie me first!

Be careful you! I'll throw your sister to the sea

right! I take off her clothes!

Brother!

You seem to be doing something suspicious!

Really is here!

Go and help?

I nearly loss that thing!

Sister, you're great!

No need to say!

Help him! Orelse, no more

relax your muscle

how? I can't relax

goodbye!

How come? Brother, brother!

Sharks, sharks!

Hurry up!

Hurry up, save me!

What happen? What happen?

Hold it!

Go on!

Give me your hand!

What?

How come? Why is like this?

Who are they?

Police, comrade

what is this?

Who are you?

National security!

What do you want?

Where do you want to pull us to?

Of course hsai mun!

I see Kong mum now

right!

You're acting against

hk's human right

I'll accuse you in the united nations

do what you like!

You can jump & swim aboard!

But how, when there're so many sharks?

One of you go first, to feed the sharks!

You're most muscular, you jump first!

Ask your sister first!

Crazy!

Sharks are not breast feeding!

Right!

Stop kidding!

Go...

Go...

Go quickly!

From Hong Kong?

Oh, own fellows from home

what are you doing?

Sir... I'm sorry, excuse me

we're friends

everything will be fine!

Any cigarette?

No!

Wine?

No!

How can you come here?

Why did you come in?

How about you? What have you done wrong?

Me? Whoremongering!

You look at yourself, how can you return hk like this?

Once I'm in hk, I can change to any skin!

Any money?

No!

Nothing worthy!

Go! Gol...

Be honest, honesty, honesty is most important!

"No freedom"

"I lost freedom!"

Hurry up, be quick!

What are you doing? Cutting in the line?

Line up at the back! Go!

Sister!

What are you pushing for?

Thanks!

Some more please

Be quick, hurry up

damn you, go, quickly!

Sister, don't be afraid

you kid, you're the worst!

What is it? What are you angry for?

Stop arguing, I'm fed up!

You should cooperate now

sir...

The "murderer king" is waiting for you

how come you have such a good dinner?

What have you done wrong?

We've stolen the nation's treasure

stolen the nation's treasure?

Me, because of a whore, I've been waiting the last supper for 2 years

you'll have yours soon

is this your last supper?

Yes,

I've to see "the murderer king" after eating

to buy bullets

this is a gift from the government, no charge

the bullet for execution should be bought by the prisoner himself

do you have money?

Come, let me teach you how to choose the bullets

it will be your turn soon

this is a rifle bullet, pointed

once fired, in from front, out from back

one shot doesn't work, need another one

this one is different

once fired, fresh spread out

will become shapeless! Dying too ugly

don't buy these, too expensive!

Choose a pack, bullet holes all over

this is round-headed, small hole in, large hole cut

once fired, intestines all out

fresh stick to bones! Need knife to peel off,

horrible!

What happen to her?

Can't stand it!

This one is powerful! I suggest you buy this!

Short & powerful, have it shot to the heart, comfortable

brother, how much is this?

Fifty cents

fifty cents, I give you, I've saved for 2 years

What are you doing here?

Buy bullets

go out!

Yes sir!

I'm leaving, admit anything he says!

To be shot earlier is better than later!

Sit

Do you know what you have done wrong?

I don't know!

Senior officer, we're innocent

they're guilty instead!

Who said you were innocent?

Why are you here then?

Will you repeat

let him say!

You say! No, no, you say it!

We're guilty

for what?

Stolen the country's treasure

fine! Who did it?

Hel

king chun's precious sword was found in your place

the terrcotta army must be stolen by youl!

You must find it out right away!

What is it to do with me?

It's stolen by them

buy bullets

sister!

Brother, I've only whoremongered once

I shouldn't be shot! If I knew it, I should have done more!

What are you doing here?

Be shot, do you think I'm giving a show?

Brother! Try make a good shot

shoot beneath the star, let me die in one shot!

Please!

Hey! It's your turn soon!

Ready, set!

What's your name?

Why you shot so poorly?

I haven't bought that bullet you chose

Stop it, it's disturbing!

As long as we knew each other

so long?

Why do you cry?

I'll surely become a pimp!

Why?

If I'm shot to death, my policewoman

will surely married again

with my little bald, I'll then be a pimp!

No!

Why not? If it's me

if my policewoman die, I'll certainly find another wife!

Don't think astray! Have a glass, come on!

Don't be like this, are we the best partner?

Yes, the best partner!

Then, are you still angry with me?

I don't have the time

brother bald, we're the best partner forever!

The best partner has to be a pimp!

Brother,

They're so helpless

let's admit for them!

Don't cry, the precious sword is stolen by us!

It's no use admitting guilty to us!

You say it to the "murderer king"

I'll go tomorrow!

Two die is better than four

and you even have a wife & a child

We don't know that it'll become so bad

why did you have to disguise us to steal it?

Do you still remember that thai?

He paid us to get you in trouble

the same thai?

We know that he's internationally known for his cunningness

but we're paid,

we've to do it

money is not everything

you are wrong! You haven't been poor!

I'm always after for debts, money is everything

anyway,

we'll tell the murderer king everything tomorrow

you'll soon be free

right, we'll admit what we've done!

Good! You're real good friends

at least you are willing to admit

now, since you two are still alive

let's make friends

at least you'll get two homages from us

right!

Right! Come on, let's toast!

Let's toast! Come on...

Friendship hurray! Hurray!

"How many confidants we've in life?"

"How long friendships can persist?"

"Today we shake hands to part"

"friendship is inside my heart forever"

"today we temporarily part"

"we'll meet again”

"even we won't meet again”

"we're still friends"!

Drink!

"Even far away"

"obstacles amid"

get them out

Ghosts

I'm not ghost!

I'm disguising on behalf

of the 2 officers

you're scared, I'm sorry!

Thank you! Just earning for living

I'm in a hurry to catch the flight back hk!

Am I disguising well?

Too bad!

At least you're cheated!

I'm sorry

we've invited so many people to help in this act of "prison on fire"

our only aim is that you'll cooperate

I've checked clearly

the terracotta army is stolen by the white gloves

who's now still in Hong Kong

I hope you old and new best partners

will help us to get back the treasures

fine, no problem

live for country...

Live for the country is a must

unfortunately, we're businessman now

right, we haven't practiced for 3 years

we're not in the state of art to perform!

Right...

We are also learning business from them

yes

you really don't want to cooperate?

Don't pretend, I'm serious

alright, alright, let's calm down

you really don't want to help?

China has 1 billion population,

why do you have to choose us?

Right!

You refuse to cooperate?

We don't want to take the country's name

to settle this matter

if you refuse

the white glove will come to you anyway

don't talk too much to them

I think we better

how is it?

What did they say?

Seems talking about force labour camp!

To where?

No, seems talking about bullet execution!

Execution?

Sister, don't faint! Cooperate...

Alright! No problem we promise you

We'll get back the

terracotta army for you

let's toast for our success!

Congratulations!

Thanks!

Let us toast to your sincerity!

Sincerely, sincerely...

To finish this glorious mission

you should undergo tough physical training

may I ask what arms you're good at?

Of course guns

I mean hand gun, machine gun!

I usually use .35 Smith...

& Wesson

not this "playing gun"!

I thought it was a "gas gun" that he threw in

we're going to get this time is "terracotta army"

we can't us modern arms

to destroy those national treasure

so we've to use ancient arms this time

absolutely no guns will be used

be frank, will our enemy use guns?

Probably!

The enemy will probably use planes & Cannon

but we have only this rubbish

not a fare game

have some tea!

Fine, my treat

what do you want?

Kid, not that we don't want to help you

but how can we fight with only these?

Miss this is only something for shows

right, this game

not in the olympic games programme

western sword is different

right, I think you better change to western sword

I'll teach you some day

we go and drink some coffee

what would you like to drink?

I drink these!

There are four western swords

if you 4 defeat her

I'll let you go!

If I were you, I'll choose Chinese arms

I'll surely choose western sword

I can do with it, how about you?

I'm the first among all the girls in school

I've learnt many years

I was the head coach of the Gurkhas before

I haven't heard about it

don't tell the truth

I'll go first!

Watch out

Be careful

Chinese kung-fu

I'll kill you

She fainted

are you exhausted?

Surrender, will you?

She lost!

Only if we win her, we can go!

Lui yin, are you at a loss!

No!

Are you alright?

She gets furious!

Don't be scared, I am still here

Not yet dead?

You already lost, still want to blame others

you have lost been fighting disorderly

no, you haven't, the sword is still with me

you don't have any sporting spirits

right!

Right! If it's real, you're dead already!

Real brutal!

What a brutal!

Am I dead now?

Dissatisfied, come again!

I said no more!

Right, this girl fought with her life

because she promised the country

you've also promised me to help me snatch terracotta army!

But now you refuse, fine

you can go

but don't let me hear

"the best partner” again

forget it, let us go! Because they're cowards, scared!

Scared? We scared?

"Hey hey oh oh oh, I'm never scared!”

"Since young, I've already done many great deeds"

"defeated even the hunting dogs"

"all youngsters admire me, call me" big brother™

"I've never been frightened"

"don't ever give away any choice"

"seeing beautiful girl, I'll say "my name is George""

"run into a mother, a 400lbs fat lady"

"she holds me suddenly, force to tango like fire"

"I've never been frightened"

"who's never done wrong? Stand up again after several falls"

"don't complain on failures nor hardships”

"use my hands to twist the fate"

"no matter how many setbacks, I've never been frightened"

"hey hey oh oh oh, I've never been fightened..."

"Either you or me, 2 together against misfortunes”

"facing the world, afraid of nothing"

"break through once again together, singing pop song once again”

"who's never done wrong? Stand up again after several falls"

"don't complain on failures nor hardships”

"use my hands to twist the fate"

"no matter how many setbacks, I've never been frightened"

"hey hey oh oh oh, I've never been fightened..."

King Kong, king Kong, king Kong...

I'm sorry! What are you coming here for?

Uncle wah has already told me all

I've even brought along my grandpa's sword

you don't have to help me, go back to the co.

Everything in the company were broken

Again, again...

You girl!

Dead brother bald!

What are you doing here?

None of your business!

Brother bald... come come...

Ha... sword has spirit!

Father said, "Chinese sword has sword dance"

sword skill, sword technique, sword mannerism

practice to the best & you'll transact to be a god!

As you say, there's sword god?

Yes, and can even hurt people by spirit

doing flying sword also?

Just like those in cantonese movies?

Silly!

Why don't you believe me?

Come on!

And, Chinese sword cannot touch water

you've to hang it up when you bath

or else the spirit will fly away

do you believe my words?

Do you want me to tell the truth?

Of course!

I don't believe

Go to hell! Go, go, go quickly

don't come over!

Hold it, step back

Take her away

"don't complain on failures nor hardships”

"use my hands, to twist the fate"

"no matter how many setbacks"

brother...

Brother bald, you sing very bad

what?

Do you two know music?

How about if I sing with Anita mui!

What is it?

Where are you going?

Old-fashioned!

What a poor idea!

I can't imagine the white glove will watch mandarin movies

Latin?

The other way round! Idiot!

If you want to rescue the girl, take the sword here for change

we'll wait for you in cheung chau pier

how do you know?

The paper is transparent, idiot!

Mr. clever, what next?

Of course to get the sword to save people

borrow from "basketball" the precious sword

are you crazy? He is so temperamental

will only make things worse

then what shall we do?

Why?

We're fired

the central considers my method is too extreme

so they fired me

really you can go

then how about the terracotta army?

China will get back through diplomatic channels

no problem, any hard feelings

I am sorry,

please forgive me

we're friends?

Friendship forever

can we borrow the sword? Come on!

You said friendship is most important!

Most most important!

There's a foreign lady coming

do you hear me?

Yes, yes, wake him up! He's the laziest

kid, take it easy, don't be afraid

we support you spiritually!

Hello

what do you have on?

Casual wear

no, take it off!

Without this, I won't go

wait a minute, wait a minute

it's loaded

bring him up

get in

Don't touch!

You touch, he touches, she touches...

Bomb, bomb, bomb! I touch!

If you are Sincere, take off your jacket

of course I'm Sincere, or else I won't come alone!

He's arrived king Kong, go, go...

Hurry up

I've thought out how to go in!

How?

By the air-conditioner duct!

You're really stupid to think of such an old method

I admire you!

Terracotta army such a big business, you still can deal out

the antique vase that my sister & I have

is still with us for 1 year

how about half price to you?

Brother! Long time no see!

Don't! Ask her not to touch anymore

bitch! That's enough!

You've touched me several times!

What about my sword?

What about my girl?

Alan, everything's fine! It's calm up there

take it easy!

Help, help...

What? What?

I say, they nearly kill me just then!

Shut up

don't be afraid! It's new year's time

bad luck to mention "death", they will, not us

how can I talk to you?

You are good at doing business

How's the sword?

Open the box?

Using pistol already?

Too bad!

Take it easy, take it easy

shoot me! Shoot me will only trouble all of us

help, rescue me!

Stop shouting, girl!

Can you see situation is getting uptight here?

Go to that side, to that side

be calm!

What do you want?

What is the time now?

Twelve!

Time's up!

Now you can let go that girl

or else I'll blow you up!

Let me go, let me go...

What you waiting for? Let her go quick!

Hurry up!

After him

king Kong!

I'm not part of it, just passing by!

Thank god I'm alright

Don't move

oh, god!

Now, give me the sword

don't shoot

King Kong, kick him!

King Kong!

It's painful, come down!

Be quiet!

Be quick!

Come on throw it down!

Are you alright?

Fine!

Pretend no more, pass them the arms

I take care of them first!

What are you doing?

Go give them the arms!

Get up! I just pity you

but I still hate you!

Bald, get hold of this

you're really stupid!

Come... make a call for me to uncle wah

what are talking about?

You know what to tell him! Go quick!

Get my sword

I'll see where you are going?

I've got youl!

It's me!

How come you're like this?

You couldn't recognize me? Then you won't kill me

like 2 Vietnam flying bullets, idiot!

Nobody!

Go up to take the sword

there's electricity!

What a coward, what electricity? Let me see!

There's really electricity!

What is it?

Go!

Go down!

Get me the arms, quick!

I got to that side!

Ok

Go to hell!

Those terracotta army are difficult to cut in

go get him, go get him!

Block them first, quick!

Go up & take the sword!

Go & get it!

You shouldn't tell him!

Bastard! That's why you ask me to get it

- you should blame yourself for being stupid! - Do you want me to get killed?

- Sister, there's electricity! - Don't

Back, backward

oh! Shit!

King Kong

A woman! Excuse me

come... come... come up!

Come... come... come up!

Bald!

Come on, for you to play, it's quite funny!

Never steal the nation's treasure again, ok?

What did you say?

Don't pretend? Alright?

Yes

if you ever again, I'll castrate you!

Come on! Which is real

& which is not

no matter what

Alright!

Good!

Attention, people inside

you're already surrounded

put down your arms & come out to surrender

uncle wah! You're too late

we've already settled everything...

What shall we do now?

Go and have your extra bonus

why did you ask me to come then?

Cordially invite you here to give you a gift

you must be the "new best partner"

yeah, my sister...

They are the two who suggest

a big gift to you before you retire

is that true?

Right, right!

Good, thanks

thanks! I've my part too

thanks!

But this gift should rather be given to Chinese Rambo

because he needs more

Thank youl!

Thank youl!

Gift for you

where are they?

No need to wait, you are in a hurry

thanks for me - ok

"Prosperity is reasonable, prosper to end"!

"Prosperity is reasonable, prosper to end"!

"Prosperity is reasonable, prosper to end"!

"No money, no tomorrow"!

"Watch ahead, don't look at left & right”

"officials, please don't force me to go"!

"Don't want to emigrate"!

I know! Friendship is forever

friendship forever!

Goodbye... goodbye...

"The waiter is hitting the gong, hey hey ho ho ho"

"what is this song? I neven fear”

"since young, I've already done many great deeds"

"defeated even the hunting dogs"

"all youngsters admire me, call me" big brother™

"I've never been frightened"

"don't ever give away any choice"

"seeing beautiful girl, I'll say "my name is George""

"run into a mother, a 400lbs fat lady"

"she holds me suddenly, force to tango like fire"

"I've never been frightened"

"who's never done wrong? Stand up again after several falls"

"don't complain on failures nor hardships”

"use my hands to twist the fate"

"no matter how many setbacks, I've never been frightened"

"hey hey oh oh oh, I've never been fightened..."